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The worst part about participation trophies is that many who got them hated them. It feels so condescending.
Just like your comment. No likes, all fail but HEY here you go🏆
yeah, its just like "yeah you fuckin suck but you showed up"
@HUMAN RAYMAN This aged badly, and it's not even a day yet.
@@HUMAN.RAYMAN Within a few hours you have immediately been proven wrong, good job you tried but atleast you have that participation trophy.
@@HUMAN.RAYMAN Funny how he has more likes than you yet you're the one giving him a participation trophy for having very little likes. Was that originally your participation trophy for commenting or what?
If you're gonna put children in a place for 8 hours a day five days a week, you gotta feed them. Daycares do this. Many jobs do this. PRISONS do this. I don't understand what's so wrong with letting kids EAT.
They don't give a fuck about kids after they're born...only before, and only to fuck with women's rights, not of any genuine care or concern. Bunch of evil fucks love to preach moral superiority yet are the shittiest people around.
Parents have to pay for daycare. They don't directly pay for public school, just lunch, and there is the option of sending food with them to save money.
@@Br3ttM But it's still a requirement to be there. With the basic, poor quality lunch you get with the lunch option, they're not losing much money. The argument is to take it away, which is ridiculous.
@@Br3ttM you pay taxes. we all literally pay for school lunch. its part of what the taxes pay for.
also daycare should be publicly funded too.
Assuming this discussion pertains to American schools: The trearment of children in public schools is deplorable. We live in a late-stage capitalist (aka neo-feudalistic) society that thrives off of the exploitation of the poor. More and more of our rights are being taken away every year. They'd happily starve our children if it meant saving ten dollars. Public schools exist to create laborers, guess they gotta get them used to not eating, huh?
7:00 i love how merriam webster can simply say “No.” and still make it onto murderedbywords
When it's about a word or phrase, since they are the most widely accepted English dictionary
The entire Organisation of Merian-Webster is words so technically they were murdered by actual words
They are words
If kids have to be in school, the state has to feed them!! That is one sign of a civilized country! Feed the kids, goddammit!!
:(
@@sallyparty1978 what do you mean
@@sallyparty1978 please clarify
but mah military budget!!1!
@@mozzfio I feel bad for the kids :(
10:21-10:46
Agreed! If you need time off work(paid or not) don't worry about how your coworkers are gonna get thu the day(s). Workload management is literally your boss's job not yours.
Managing is the boss's job, and sometimes they will say they need you on certain days.
Do you even work? Is your place understaffed as it is? I work 90hrs a week cause fucks like you have "problems" that could be solved after work but choose not to.
@@Br3ttM and sometimes its not gonna happen and they should have a plan B
There's only two legitimate reasons a company can't survive a few days without you.
1. You own the company and are its sole employee.
2. You work for a dumpster fire time bomb that's falling apart at the seams.
Management will always try to tell you there's other reasons, but there are not.
@@bdemaree Some people have specialized jobs.
Grady Booch is a legit software engineer who developed the shit he says he does. Google backed me up on that one(I just had to check the legitimacy since you never know with Twitter)
I saw a video of a guy who got verified as the Holy Roman Empire
Yeah this guy has a ludicrously large resume
Or the reliability of Google as well
Was hoping someone would comment on it, yeah he's insane definitely done more in the field than most people could ever even hope to
A note to people doing math on twitter: dividing billions by billions will NOT result in an answer which is in the billions
It's because they don't think of "billion" as a number, just a unit, and they also didn't learn how to cancel units out in math class.
Note to people doing math on Twitter. Grandma, GRANDMA, NO... that's not a calculator.
Yeah, everyone would get 5 dollars
It would result in a much lower number than in the billions and inflation
@@LeetleToady7I did the maths the other way round and worked out that to give 8 billion people 5 billion dollars each, Musk would need 40 quintillion dollars. All the money in the world totals to 0.000093685% of that amount. The dream is officially dead
Child of the 80's and a teen in the 90's here and this needs to be said; we got participation trophies even back then, we talked back to our parents, and we got into all kinds of similar shenanigans back then, we just had different technology. People my age need to stop pretending we weren't shitbags.
Child from the 2000s here, I'm pretty sure there always will be past generations criticizing the next one, be it your generation, mine or the next one
The bar tweet got me. I was on Gary's side. I needed a bit of a lot over a minute to get that it's "She went and was there by herself" and not "She was the only one at the bar". When I go to the bar and am "alone": It's a empty bar with staff hanging around.
I'm still confused. Why specificaly the guy on the right?
There is this thing called "bad and/or creepy people"
@@yourdad5799 Probably a real shady regular at the bar, maybe a sleazebag type or even a registered sex offender. The bartender probably knows this because he kinda works at that bar. A lot of bartenders keep conversation with bargoers for a lot of reasons, and this leads to being on a first name basis with most of the regulars. They do this for a number of reasons. Some just because they're bored or they wanna talk, others because it makes people more likely to come back if they had a pleasant time with a barkeep, makes a person feel connected to that spot.
@@yourdad5799A bit late, the person at the bar recognised the person sitting to their right and sneakily (disguising as a funny text) warned them to stay away from that person
As far as the 'toughest sports' argument, there are many meanings of 'toughest' in this context. I think the second person was referring to the likelihood that the player would sustain a lifelong injury from while the first person was referring to the physical endurance needed for the sport. Both of them had a valid point.
It's ballet.
@John Smith No because it’s unlikely to injure are you I would think a combat for it like boxing kickboxing or more likely to give you a debilitating injury for the rest of your life
@@alchemicmercury or gymnastics
@@Salicat99 this is also true.
As a young adult who recently got a job... I wanna break every single bone of that person who thinks young people shouldn't take PTO.
FACTSSSSSSS
New language
What's PTD?
@@isapu1948 Petition The Ducks
@@snooze2699
I realize belatedly that it was an O and not a D.
@@snooze2699 why not "Pet the Ducks"?
"Variations of languages cannot exist"
*sips tea in being in a country that literally has 3 variants of its own language*
As someone who was reprimanded for pointing out that participation trophies were pointless (as I was receiving one), I have to say it's damn stupid.
Yes, honestly they raise peoples expectations too much, which leads them to think that they get more than they will
@@LeetleToady7 don't forget how condescending it is
My opinion is that participation should be rewarded until like age 8 maximum (probably more like age 6), then stop bc its just condescending at that point
Who thinks Emkay should start their own cheese company
cheddar
Yes
Yes
Well ROBIN is pretty CHEESY 🧀
@@yourlocalmilkman8481 emcheese, if you consider
As an Australian
I can say that we need the spiders
They're the main soldiers in our military. Every other human soldier is trained and prepared to become a jockey for a MASSIVE spider
Imagine every scene with Shelob in LoTR
Except there's a man on the back with a beer, saddled on a lawn chair and screaming "C*NT'S F--KED" as he rides into battle
Reading this just activated my fight or flight response 🫣😭lol
¡spɐlpɐW ǝɹɐ sʎnƃ noʎ 'uɐW
¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn llɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ noʎ pu∀
And they’re riding spiders, not horses
1:19 They once stole a homeless man's dog clearly against the dog's will AND the man's.
I _WISH_ I could go all vigilante against them. You don't mess with dogs.
They work on the principle of "No such thing as bad publicity." And I think they also do lawsuit trolling.
Same!
Honestly, If PETA tried to take my dog, I'd have a murder case (or multiple) on my hands.
@@isaacmayer-splain8974 Yeah, I'd have assault and battery at least. I'd only go to murder if they succeeses in taking him or if someone ever killed my dog.
They probably are the chinese's for how much food they prepare
"it will probably be illegal to even say I'm gay"
Wtf? It's Canada, not Russia! Canada is probably one of the best countries for LGBT+ rights
WAY better than the US. That's for sure. I just can't see why people get so up in arms over someone being gay when it doesn't affect them in any way whatsoever.
true, though right wing radicalism is generally rising world wide, so it might not be long.
ITS FUCKIN CANADA! Unless you’re a native child, you should be fine
@@XsaviXander They're constantly told that it DOES affect them. Every Sunday. By the same folks who say Gawd "loves everybody!*"
*Some restrictions apply, see the book translated from many different languages and written over hundreds of years for details. Although it also depends on WHICH 'infallible' version you want to go with. All of them have a lot of murder and death in them though. How 'loving'...
They were talking about America when they said that
I think that everyone can agree that local accents shouldn't be treated like they're people just mispronouncing things, and that country standards shouldn't be treated like local accents too. Language changes all the time, there will never be a universal standard.
And i think that allowing differences in language to occur makes it harder to communicate and increases divides among the human races, especially among economic lines where poorer groups have a hard enough time at gaining an education and having upward mobility even without communication barriers.
@@battlesheep2552 Fair enough, my naivete shot in its sweet youth. But the only choice in such situations is to learn. No culture would voluntarily extinct its language for global unity, so the divide will exist with or without dialects. It might be lesser, but people who became refugees would feel it all the same. I think the issue isn't that language itself is holding people back, its education which isn't provided to them. And of course, to teach them, the teachers first have to learn how to talk to them.
@@battlesheep2552 ok, ignoring for a moment the fact that what you said implies that people can't learn to communicate with those speaking a different dialect, which is complete BS.
How would you even prevent a language from changing and diversifying over time? It's a naturally occurring process that can happen over the span of just a few years, sometimes a noticeable linguistic shift can happen in a few months. You can intentionally stabilize a language through prescriptive education but there's a limit to that too. In order to achieve what you're proposing you'd need to somehow stop culture from developing at all and somehow just stay still indefinitely because absolutely everything has an impact on language since it's literally the way people communicate.
@@battlesheep2552 I think the differences in English right now isn't even that big. You pick 2 random english speakers in the world and chances are they can strike a conversation together. And, English is already a global language, so everyone everywhere is constantly inventing their little variations of English, so the fact that they can still understand each other probably means it's not that big of a deal.
yes. one class of linguistics made me truly just understand this concept ajd fall in love with diversity. I nonlong nitpick ppl. I just find stuff interesting when jts said different. it's way more fun that way
"Don't ever comment on my status telling me that I am wrong ever again"
A majority of Twitter users in a nutshell.
He was kinda asking for it, seeing has he was posting incorrect info
Twitter users rather remain stupid than learn something from being proven wrong by someone.
It’s like people on Twitter have an allergy to being wrong or something.
Everyone has an opinion until they get punched in the face. If USA didn't have the stupid "anyone can sue" thing, these twitter idiots would get punched in the face on public everyday.
“Goated with the sauce”
-Not- me having flashbacks of a certain streamer/youtuber who kept saying a very specific sentence for a whole vlog be like: please don’t do this to me again-
I don't know, but I think he is a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, busting down sexual style
QURIKED UP WHITE BOY BUSTING IT DOWN-
OH NO THERE ARE CULTURED PEOPLE IN THIS I NEED TO RUN AWAY-
that vlog haunts me to this day.
although i do wish the balloon reached the worker
He's just a quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce
10:19 If you are legally allowed to take the PAID TIME OFF (as long as you don't tell them on very short notice, say, an hour before the next staff schedule deadline which can in some cases take too long to register in the system), absolutely take that PTO! If there is the whole concept of PTO implemented legally, a worker shouldn't have to worry in the slightest about "poor coworkers left alone" or whatnot.
5:25 I’ve had quite a few people ask me this (since I am Canadian): to be clear in Canada there is no law that says “you cannot be gay or have homosexual relations” and if I’m not mistaken this should be country wide as our current prime minister Justin Trudeau, has spoke out about the LGBTQ+ community and has stated only positive things about the community I have no idea where people get the idea of “Canada hates gay people” comes from but hey we welcome everyone with open arms
Gay marriage was federally legalized here in 2006. It gay sex was decriminalized in 1967. The case that verified it was constitutional a for of discrimination to exclude gay people was 1996. Most of these things happened literally a decade before the us. Also we were literally the forth country on earth to legalize gay marriage. People crazy. Gay people face discrimination here yes, but in most places it better then other similar countries and has been forever.
Plus that FB post was from ten years ago...
Canada is one of the coolest place on Earth both figuratively and litterally
I was in Canada a few times and people were always so nice there, it just doesn't seem to make sense for them to be homophobic
Speaking as both a pansexual and someone who lives in Canada , while there will always be a few bad eggs , the overwhelming majority of the population is LGBTQ positive and this is a great place to live for LGBTQ people !
As an ex girl(I'm not a girl anymore), I can confirm that part of the process of transitioning was indeed the addition of ankles.
Huh I guess you guys like ex-girl then-
Same here. The surgey was a pain but hey, ankles are cool I guess
as a trans guy, I feel bad for trans girls having to get their ankles ripped out
Indeed.
Afab agender here:
Ankles are good, except for that.
@@gwyn3219 their ankles would go to ftm trans ppl.
As an Aussie, they was once a funnel web ‘hut’ next to our classroom, a couple of kids decided to throw sticks at it, it shot venom at them and one of them went to hospital.
Australians are crazy, almost enough to compare to Floridians.
It SHOT venom ???? New fear unlocked 😭
Yeah some spiders and snakes have the ability to spit venom especially in Australia
4:45 fun fact: the zee/zed difference wasn't standard in England until relatively recently (i.e. post-revolution), so "zee" was also formerly common in British English. same with the word "soccer", which is also of British origin.
as with most of the worlds problems, they are caused by the British, who then complain about it (ex. instability in the middle east, Brexit, immigration from places like India and Pakistan, the fact that most of the world hates them, etc)
a lot of british english is like that, apparently. of the two, i'm told american english is closer to "original" english during the colonial era
@@N8crafter I’ve heard someone say that when the British left, the Americans kept their accent and the British changed theirs. I thought they were being stupid, but I guess they were somewhat right?
The British caused all the problems with the English language that they blame on us.
@@LeetleToady7 that seems to be the case, yes
@@LeetleToady7 Wot's all this then? :D
I love the sound effect for the censor in this vid especially, because when Robin insults someone, it comes across like he's slaying them with a verbal lightsaber
6:58 Technically speaking, all humans are native to africa, so maybe we should stop fucking up the place.
You're late by a few decades
Exactly! We need the world. The world doesn’t need us. We’re nothing but a parasite.
@@Mobtrapper-hq8is But we can change that. Also, viewing yourself as a parasite to the world is an unhealthy mental state, don't do that.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 I don’t just veiw myself as that, I view everyone as that, I’m not that special. And yes, it is theoretically possible, but I know how humanity works. We can’t even agree on making drugs illegal, or what qualifies as a human, how do you expect us to unite on this? We’re not in a Disney movie, or some children’s book. We’re in a world full of idiots who have killed each other for as long as we’ve been around, and it’s barely slowed down at all over the past 100 years.
@@Mobtrapper-hq8is We will when we don't have a choice. That may take a bit too long, and severe damage will be done first, but it's either that or we all die, and humanity is very resistant to dying.
4:44
I'm an American, and I pronounce it "zed" because I have a speech impediment.
That way people can tell whether I'm saying C or Z.
That’s actually really smart tho
As someone with 13 siblings, I can confirm 8yos are vile out of nowhere sometimes lmao
11:36 This actually cured my asthma, I figured out I could have just breathed this whole time.
The fact that the "salty and bitter" reply came from a RWBY fan account and is actually in character for Qrow is goddamn hilarious
THANK YOU! Someone else noticed!
5:00 gay dude says “it’ll probably be illegal to even say I’m gay, let alone being involved in any homosexual activities” meanwhile he’s talking about CANADA, the most gay friendly country in the world. I know the post was made ten years ago but same sex marriage has been legal there since 2005. Man really didn’t do his research
True
You can remove gay from your comment, canada is like the most friendly place PERIOD
@@jeanremi8384 I don't think he's going to hear you
@@theempire8461 and there was a high chance I wouldn't respond to your comment. Despite that you still posted it. Posting something just to get heard isn't a good idea. He's also probably not going to respond to your answer ("true"). Despite that, you still posted it, haven't you ?
@@jeanremi8384 you made the comment 16 hours ago he made 4 months ago that why i said he probably won't respond
16:19 I choose to read this as Justin accidentally implying that Musk's hyperloop will end up abandoned, frequented only by randos using DIY rail carts.
11:48 god...for the record, the guy getting the cities wrong was running to become our countries premier. saint john and halifax aren't even in the same province.
Come now, surely you don't expect a POLITICIAN to have an education, do you?
Sincerely,
An American
Oh, Lord, this hurts. He was running to become our country’s Prime Minister. Premieres are the head of provincial legislatures.
6:20 I never liked participation trophies. Felt like they were just rubbing in the fact I didn't do well enough to get an actual trophy-
RIGHT?? like, if you're really good, you know you'll win a real trophy or some stuff. When they feel the need to just congratulate you for trying, that's when you know they think of you as not good 💀
Mehmet Oz is a real doctor - in fact, he is an incredibly skilled cardiothoracic surgeon and quite possibly the best in the world at what he does. He's just also a grifter.
Who pushes questionable drugs
He may be a heart surgeon, but he isn't a brain surgeon. Or anything else either.
He should really have any license revoked and be fined for doing paid endorsements and pretending it is actual advice.
well, kind of. he's a real doctor, but not in the fields he's generally criticized for, so in practice its probably about the same as being a fake doctor. also, he should probably have he licensed revoked so he isn't a real doctor.
7:09 it's still impressive how they managed to make such a well fitting acronym for an old word.
"Girls always be talking about period pains but have you ever rolled your ankle over like thi-"
Me: I'm gonna stop you right there
That PTO one hits hard.. can't help that I'm sick and can't stand without wanting to puke my guts up from some stomach bug that's been festering for over a week.. and yet I still try to come in even if it means I'm giving up my comfort and healing process speed just to help turn a profit...
I dont know what you're talking about, I'm not projecting my current workplace issues -_-
The guy fucking obliterated Tiffany and end with “God bless” that man should be feared
I feel like a fur coat with fake blood stains would look badass and not send a message about killing animals.
I mean, they'd just look like they're cosplaying as predators who just made a kill. Like a lion or a wolf.
Fur hags are callous scum. Wearing dead things just looks grosss.
@@mangaanimefan3089don’t give the “alpha males” any ideas.
@@nobody5333Oops. 🤭
7:00 Idk why but I love how whoever runs the M-W account just couldn't be bothered to elaborate. Just, "No."
9th time (I think but I can't count past 4) asking: get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeingdudes together
Last time was not the time but this one hopefully will be
I can't count past three.
how far is ahead four?
@@mr.shambles9617 it's like 1 or 2 past 3 idk counting is hard
@@jsspidermonkey woah that's a lot
@@mr.shambles9617 I know right
The worst way to respond to "I love you " is saying "thank you " in response
A non practicing doctor is still a doctor.
It's a title, not just a position, you can get doctorates in things that dont have a practicing position by the same name too.
At 3:45 you can hear Robin's "faked" voice show up but he fades it out when it gets good
Roast me all you want, but what is the joke at 15:40? My two brain cells are overclocked and fried trying to understand that one.
Beats me
The lady went to the bar alone - as in, she went by herself. The second guy interpreted it as she was ALONE in the bar and tried to catch the lady in a gotcha moment. But he ended up looking like the fool.
@@CoolittleProductions That's her odd wording at fault. Usually people would say they *went* there alone, if there were other people who happened to be there, or maybe say they were sitting there alone.
@@Br3ttM I guess she could have been more clear. But I understood what she was saying. I guess also the second poster should have thought a bit more about what she meant before trying to catch her in a gotcha moment. Who knows though? Communication through the internet is like playing a half-deaf game of telephone.
@@CoolittleProductions There's only one guy? What gotcha moment? I'm still oblivious as for what that was...
16:40 somebody on a discord server I'm in responded to this with "Maybe you should identify as Actually/Funny and get some better f*cking jokes"
Damn-
2:03 I have rolled my ankle like that, and I experience no negative feelings.
Hyper mobility for the win! Woo!
It happens to me way too often, it doesn't hurt for me, I just do it and maybe trip.
Fr tho
For the life of me I have no idea who told people the Earth can't move an inch without catching fire or freezing over.
And to respond to Emkay, I grew up LDS (it is not called mormon) and no one ever taught me that.
Those humans must really hate science...
generally its a common belief amongst young earth creationists and anyone who follows the concept of "intelligent design".
Maybe if they didn't hate people like me, I'd give enough of a crap to call them the right name. If being called Mormons upsets any of them, I'll crank it up to 11.
@@brody3166 it doesnt make me upset? It's the same as getting someone's name wrong, I'm just letting people know. Maybe you should rethink your life if you're intentionally being a jerk just because someone corrected you.
Edit: Plus you cant say "they hate people like me" without giving any context.
@@pennyforyourthots there's nothing wrong with "intelligent design", it's just annoying that some people think the earth cant move without everyone dying.
There's a really cool spider called the Silkhedge spider. It lays one to two eggs then builds a silk tower for it, then builds a silk fence around the tower. Then it goes to a different location and does the same thing.
He protecc he protecc and most imporantly he repete
DANG! dont you just hate it when the astral realm finds out you've broken the 7th law of destiny and takes you somewhere else but due to your higher being you project yourself into the astral being control center and drive yourself into your basement? wow, just so painful...
Whoever roasted Cobbler in the thumbnail, I am expecting for them to cease to exist within the next week
Cobbler is based
Hey look it’s DJ PEACH COBBLER in the thumbnail
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.
4:09 the part where its just ed sheeran as a contribution is the best
6:53 Technically, they did migrate from Asia the last time the Bering Straight was above water. But, technically, they migrated to Asia from Africa or the Middle East or some other part of Asia in that region. The point is, who cares who was there first, all humans started in the same general area, and moved outward. All that really matters is who is presently in the space, and whether they are being a problem.
That's one of the things I hate about diversity. It complicates shit. I'm not even talking about ethnicity or nationality, but like opinions and stuff. Since everyone has different opinions or knowledges, we can't agree on a definition, and our society needs to be operating for multiple mindsets, which it can't.
@@jeanremi8384 It can be very frustrating when nobody can decide which version is "correct" because everybody thinks his version is.
@@dannypipewrench533 conflict is the best and worst thing about life.
The best because it makes it hard to guess what comes next
The worst because CHAOS
@@jeanremi8384 If the conflicts get big enough, we get some nice new technology out of it.
"Native" refers to the first people to get there. Literally.
14:28 took me a moment to notice the second person's account name is DRUNKLE QROW. Which makes sense, since they're talking about alcohol lol.
I know right!? It was beautiful!
06:55
>Native Americans are native to America.
>Native Americans crossed the Ice Age Land Bridge from Asia 10,000 years ago.
*Pick one. They can't both be true.*
nativity is relative. once you adapt to the environment and are generations removed from the migrant population, you are now a native. they weren't "native Americans" when they crossed the land bridge, their descendants were
@@pennyforyourthots Canadians sure as hell ain't believe that. You can be here for 400 years and still be called a conqueror and colonizer. But if you're fresh off the boat from somewhere else, you're a valued migrant and welcomed. Unless you're from Europe or Australia, then you're a privledged settler and part of the problem.
I've noticed that US Americans very much have a "if you're born here you're from here" attitude, which is what my family has always felt.
9:53
Damn I feel bad for that guy,who in their right mind does that >:/
11:45 As someone from Saint John, New Brunswick, I can confirm those pics are of my city. I can also confirm that we are often ignored/forgotten in favour of places like Halifax. But both are awesome, so you should visit!
2:25
I paused the video, stopped breathing, and my face was stuck like this: 😃 for about 2 minutes
15:45 this is why, whenever I see an email that says “do not reply to this email” I go out of my way to do so
You guys should make a livestream where you read suggested subreddits
Everyone like this’ll, get it seen.
That could be fun!! :D
10:46 - It goes double if your manager expects *_you_* to find someone to cover your shift if you're sick. You shouldn't have to start your recovery period doing their job for them.
10:20 I agree with both parts about PTO. It's called being considerate. Don't take off at the busiest week of the year for no reason.
4:15 I'm sorry but that says "bommer bubble" XDDD
1:27 in virginia alonne, from the second half of 1998 to 2021, out of the 52,092 non spay/neuter animals PETA recived, 83% were killed. Thats 43,238.
I love how the murdering delivered to DJ Peach Cobbler was used as the thumbnail
9:01 I don’t know weather to laugh or feel pity for the husband
*whether
Both?
11:45
As a Canadian that lives less than a 30 minute drive from Halifax, that one got a laugh out of me.
1:59 calm down, steve. it's not real.
That asthma joke had me rolling I’m a chronic asthmatic
I LOVE that bit where robin went British about Margret thstcher
I wish robin would do that with my twitter
14:20: DUNK ON THEM UNCLE QROW! YEAH!!!
9:40 jesus it's always the factories man. Well now I'm just gonna drink coke.
8:23
THIS GUY is a CEO of Rational Software, corporation sold in 1994 for equivalent of today’s US$3.1 billion to IBM, developed Booch method(search in wiki) and together with Ivar Jacobson and James Rumbaugh developed Unified Modeling Language (UML)
I’m genuinely surprised guy have time to post in tweeter
We do have ankles. We just rarely have that moment where the leg is having a crisis and step in the wrong way
I would like to add an addendum to the pto one:
Saying "sometimes you shouldn't take pto" is one side of the spectrum, but just taking off anytime and saying screw it to your boss is the other. Not bc you should care about your employer, but bc it hurts your coworkers.
There is a middle guys. Now, my advice is for certain jobs, but depending on your job, it might not apply. But its good to keep in mind.
1) try and schedule off well in advance. Obviously, this isn't always possible. But try and schedule as far in advance as you can. This gives your employer enough time to plan for your absence.
2) At my job, we're assigned drawings to work sometimes weeks in advance. There's also a scheduler. Whenever I plan to go on vacation, I inform the scheduler and remind my bosses in the two weeks leading up to my vacation time. This gives the scheduler enough time to reassign the work for the week of my vacation and my supervisors can assist her. I also try not to leave any work done that will have to be picked up by my coworkers during my absence. Im not doing this for my employer or my bosses. Im doing this bc I respect my coworkers, who also have already full schedules.
13:15, even though this is perfectly correct, it just irks me that the guy switches from kilometres to miles in the middle of his argument.
3:18 Yeah im gonna say bye bye to my lungs now
You know what really pisses me off? Adams City High School was on the news because “We’re starving”.
As a former student of the school, I can confirm that prior to this every kid was entitled to one free meal. She complained that they close before feeding everyone and she did take video of them closing shop as well as empty vending machines. The best part is, she had lunch A and I had lunch B. I never had to miss a lunch because they “ran out of food”. You could make the point that they close early to make sure they have enough meals for b, but they had enough lunches to feed everyone. I’m not sure what happened after this as Covid hit so we went fully online.
7:09 Pretty sure it's NEWS because it's North East South West. I could be wrong, but that's what I remember being taught.
I think it's "news" because it is "new" information. The direction thing sounds like a backronym.
The fact that the nick of that guy ranting about PTO is "@privilegelog" and his profile picture is Scrooge McDuck using a bill to light up his cigar is just the icing on the cake *chef kiss*
A 'Doctor' is a title you get from completing certain academic courses. Both Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are doctors. Also hat weird superiority europeans have is fascinating and apparently a very sore spot if you go around asking about it.
Dr. Oz is an actual MD. A heart surgeon, in fact. He just decided he could help more people by doing pop medicine teaching than surgery.
But remember that most doctors are C students. Oz lacks the education to understand the things he's trying to tech, as most of those things require loads of peer-reviewed studies to determine if they're remotely correct, and Dr. Oz is one guy who got through med school before specializing in hearts.
What do you call someone who got straight Ds in med school?
"Doctor."
Phil is a quack and Oz is a sellout that quit being a surgeon to sell snake oil for FOX.
They are an embarrassment to anyone with an M.D..
Yes, true. But Oz in particular is also a charlatan... and creepy
3:17
People who say kids dont deserve food have a purpose!
They are the food.
10:04 can confirm, you actually did say that correctly
3:12 YOU 👏🏼 GUYS 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 PAYING 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 LUNCH 👏🏼
YES 👏🏼 WE 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 FOOD 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 SUCKS 👏🏼
@@carlos_did_a_thing THAT 👏🏼 SOUNDS 👏🏼 LIKE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 PUBLIC 👏🏼 SCHOOL 👏🏼 PROBLEM 👏🏼
2:14 True Story, in my high school years I had random bouts of bouncing around my room and ended up rolling ankle just like that. I landed full weight on my ankle and tore the tendon. I was in a walking boot for a whole month. Funny part, got a call from my uncle to carry heavy boxes into his house immediately after I injured myself.
I go to a Christen private school where when I was 6 I was very blunt and managed to offend the CE teacher so much over saying “somones lying to me” I was confused as I had heard the Big Bang theroy and now creation story, I got sent to the principals office
Same teacher also said murders can be forgiven and the school says to put god then family then others before yourself when talking about mental health, charity, etc
It’s not a fun school in other aspects it’s just a bit over the top at times
Dr. Emkay having the best views on linguistic prescriptivism
Austria, the place where we have a healthcare system that doesn't send us into poverty for a broken leg. Where we have a pension system that allows us to stop working at 65 and still get money 14 TIMES A YEAR.
Where we get paid 14 times a year too for working 12 months
What? You think I'm going to break down just because one of the most notorious guys in history came from my country. My mother had to go through chemo that cost a total of over half a million euros. You know how much we paid? 0, nil, nada, nothing.
Yeah when compared to americans I definitely feel like I've drawn the short straw.
12:19 Idk, personally phrases like that irk me a bit. Mainly because;
1.) You can't just act like people in general can't be manipulative bastards who'll do and say anything to get what they want.
2.) They kind of take away responsibility from the man in question. Yeah she's a single mom, but unless she inseminated herself, it definitely took two to tango. Not saying I know her exact situation, but I've seen plenty of instances where the girl meets up with the "nice guy" only to either get cheated on or worse, get pregnant by the same guy only for him to go MIA.
Gendered issues like this are stupid in general, but leaving double-standards unchecked is the reason why these issues arise in the first place. Then there's the biases in court, paternity leave, and even something as universally basic as taking care of a child. Sigh, I just wish things will get better.
I know or know of a number of single mothers around my age from around the area I grew up. All of them had older sisters who were also single mothers, and all of them I either know for sure intentionally had a kid, or they repeated their choice, so they didn't think of it as a mistake to correct. Historically, being a single mother was much too stigmatized, but the pendulum has definitely swung too far the other way.
ok but the whole "NEWS" thing: That's not how the actual work was formed, but it's still a pretty cool and catchy acronym this dude came up with...I like it! This feels less dumb and more accidental innovention lmao.
10:25 the irony that this person is trying to convince people to not use PTO, and they have a Scrooge McDuck profile picture.
´variations of languages dont exist´
Speakers of Austrian German *Sweats profusely*
Just out of curiosity, have you ever looked at r/exmormon? I found it on accident and the community is pretty cool. Mostly just bashing against the church's ideals and things, but the people are cool
I don't know what it is, but there's just something comical about giving everyone on earth $5.
4:55 Saying "Zee" is one of the few times where that isn't true, cause it also sounds like "C".
I am not a native English speaker, and i stand on this here hill
the lightsaber noises as censoring is brilliant and i love it
11:00 man just stated a fact and people are mad about it.
6:58 My relative’s reasoning for this post was that “It wasn’t called America at the time until non-native’s came by.” Which is true, but they’re still native TOO America.