A coworker of mine told me this one: A man walks into a bar and notices a sign above the counter. The sign reads: "If you can make my elephant laugh, you get free drinks for the night". He walks over to the counter and asks the bartender about it. The bartender says: "You see that elephant in the corner? He's been in a bit of a funk lately and I want to cheer him up. If you can do that, it's my treat." The man thinks about it, walks over to the elephant and whispers in his ear. Suddenly the elephant burst out laughing, almost falling down in the process. The man walks back to the counter and the bartender says, "Enjoy your drinks." The next day, the bartender decides that the challenge is too easy now that the elephant is in such a good mood, so he decides to change it up. Later that night, the same man walks into the bar and notices that the sign has been changed. The sign now reads: "If you can make my elephant cry, you get free drinks for the night." The man shrugs his shoulders, walks over to the elephant and fiddles with his pants. Suddenly the elephant starts bawling nonstop. The man walks over to the counter where the bartender already has his drinks prepared. The bartender says to the man, "Before you take a drink, I've got to know: how did you make my elephant laugh so easily last night and cry so easily tonight?" The man leans in and says to the bartender, "Last night I told him I had a bigger pecker than he did, and tonight I showed him."
The scoring system is love, 15, 30, 40, game. Duce is if both are tied with at least 40 and advantage is when one of the players has one higher point than the other. Basically love stands for zero in their scoring system.
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Went from 100-0 quick in the beginning lol
the usb joke is 11/10
A coworker of mine told me this one:
A man walks into a bar and notices a sign above the counter. The sign reads: "If you can make my elephant laugh, you get free drinks for the night". He walks over to the counter and asks the bartender about it. The bartender says: "You see that elephant in the corner? He's been in a bit of a funk lately and I want to cheer him up. If you can do that, it's my treat." The man thinks about it, walks over to the elephant and whispers in his ear. Suddenly the elephant burst out laughing, almost falling down in the process. The man walks back to the counter and the bartender says, "Enjoy your drinks." The next day, the bartender decides that the challenge is too easy now that the elephant is in such a good mood, so he decides to change it up. Later that night, the same man walks into the bar and notices that the sign has been changed. The sign now reads: "If you can make my elephant cry, you get free drinks for the night." The man shrugs his shoulders, walks over to the elephant and fiddles with his pants. Suddenly the elephant starts bawling nonstop. The man walks over to the counter where the bartender already has his drinks prepared. The bartender says to the man, "Before you take a drink, I've got to know: how did you make my elephant laugh so easily last night and cry so easily tonight?" The man leans in and says to the bartender, "Last night I told him I had a bigger pecker than he did, and tonight I showed him."
OMG LMFAO
Damn saving this one thanks
1:05 ngl, that one was pretty funny hahaha
For anyone interested in the type of music playing in the background, a major channel for it is Electronic Gems.
The scoring system is love, 15, 30, 40, game. Duce is if both are tied with at least 40 and advantage is when one of the players has one higher point than the other. Basically love stands for zero in their scoring system.
Scarecrow.
Melody listens to Kamaal Williams? Based,
@00:04 lmfao