Am I the only one who feels like Tzeentch is just a copy/paste of Nylarothep from Lovecraftian lore? I like enigmatic beings too, but when the whole of their character is just "mysterious," it feels kind of contrived
@@yoyothemanman No, Tzeentch is a bird creature, Nyarlathothep is also the faceless God who disguises himself as others. Even if you did nothing, going "all according to plan" puts people on edge. Both of these beings know that psychological trick.
The escalation from psychically powerful child to Akira levels of chaos and to go as far as for the Grey Knights themselves truly shows how even a small lack of vigilance compounded with ruthlessness (of the plantation officer in this case) can spell the end of many lives. It may be worth revising guidelines for punishment to fall only after some form of assessment.
It was certainly quite a leap, but those are just the dangers of chaos! People may not like the inquisition for being ruthless but at least they tend to prevent incursions like this from occurring
That’s why psykers need to get their free ride on a black ship. Can’t have those walking/talking apocalypses playing around with things they don’t understand
as someone suffering from migrane, I put all blame on the overseer. even shining a light in my face during an episode has me pray to whatever is listening to make it stop, let alone a beating...
Of all the chaos gods, grandfather nurgle is the one that terrifies me the most. The inevitability is what gets me. Even if you escape being killed by someone else, you're destined to die of illness. Old age is just long lived decay, further worship to them. Inevitable and always patiently waiting. No worship is still worship to nurgle.
Yeah Nurgle is a bit unnerving to think about. There's really no escape from his reach, even with the influence of the other gods you can't really avoid his influence
One should never fear that which loves it without reprisal or hope of reward. The great Grandfather cherishes you as a beloved grandchild, and if you let him, he will cradle you and carry you away to realms of wonder beyond the scope of mortal imagination… _Honor be to Nurgleth. All praise be given unto the benevolent Grandfather_
The one saving grace of nurgle is that his followers seem to be genuinely happy. Yes they are horrific and disgusting to outsiders but they themselves seem devoid of suffering, quite the contrary in fact. Khorne followers are just violently enraged constantly Tzeentch followers are just pawns in his schemes, and don't even necessarily serve him by choice Slaanesh followers are cursed with insatiable desire for pleasures that can never be satisfied. Only Nurgle's followers seem to be truly happy.
They feed the forces of chaos with the war and ruthless actions they take to combat it. The warp is composed of the souls and emotions of those on the material plane. That is why it was so corruption after the war in heaven flooded it with souls of the slaughtered and massive amounts of negative emotions. The empire's contribution may be small in comparison, but is contributory nonetheless.
@@jesusaguirre2150 There is actually an allegation (albeit a specious one) that the emperor is secretly aligned or promoting chaos or a wannabe chaos god somehow, at least given that the imperium is unwittingly doing far more to fuel the immaterium than all the other races combined at this point. Like. He literally spent all this time focusing on chaos as the number one enemy, it's just what the emprah did is often so stupid, so asinine, so utterly self defeating, it is often difficult to perceive whether he did it out of incompetence or actual malice to use the sacrifices of mankind to fuel the warp. I mean he is afterall taking a thousand human sacrifices every single day to maintain presence in the warp. There is literally no chaos ritual that mankind has used in ritual human sacrifice on that scale. The Golden Throne alone has taken over 3.6 billion human ritual sacrifices of psykers in the past ten thousand years. Just the Astronomicon alone. Of course there is a certain irony to the fact he was trying to stamp out ALL superstition and religion, and ended up being turned in to a false god religious idol that, due to the nature of the warp, by him simply being worshiped by trillions of people leaving subtle psychic imprints, he is being slowly turned into a chaos god anyway.
GW, make this a video game. The protagonist is the leader of the sisters of battle stationed on the planet that fight off the first wave. During the second wave it is under advisement from the player character that a distress call is sent out. The remainder is fighting off the second wave with the astartes only to fail and bail with the retreating astartes. Perfect video game storyline
_"As the newborn butterfly flexed its wings for the first time, the coming storm to wipe away all was all but assured. Because while time is fluid and mistakes can be undone, nothing stands against the might of its form; a cataclysmic deluge that washes away near all, and buries beneath kilometers of sediment that which it does not. You ask me what the warp is, how much damage Chaos can really do... Fear the butterfly. For driven by the warp, even the wings of a creature that insignificant will bring worlds to bleeding ruin."_ - Record of an Astartes explaining the dangers of the warp to a civilian, soon to be slain by his hand.
was funny when the thing said "all he had to do was to allow a entity to speak a phrase through him and all of his pains would stop " and then a advert came in " now at B and Q " lol
I would certainly want to see it on a big screen. Maybe in the near future when the AI video tools are good enough I'll try to make a special version of this one
That's the only thing that made me take it more seriously. I think it was just constructed poorly. Like if it was the Black Pox first, the guy burst forth with flies, and after weeks of plague and flies and rotflies, people turning into zombies, eventually nurglings are able to come through until weakening the layers between reality over the course of weeks or months. Which is not exactly an unreasonable amount of time in any regard, both as the time it takes to really rip a hole without actually doing it deliberately, making it strong enough that greater daemons get through, and that the Imperium would be, as usual, crippled by its own ineptitude not even getting reinforcements or hearing about it or anyone calling for backup for months on end until the situation is so serious that it becomes questionable what if anything even can be done at that point (which is probably what actually dooms most worlds, it can largely be assumed that unless you have Titan manufactorums or are some super critical strategic fortress like Cadia or ultra important hiveworld you're pretty much on your own).
Ooo I actually do really want to cover that soon! I'm working on a grey knights video atm (doing their fortress monastery), and some stuff about those cells popped up, but I'll give them a video of their own soon
I'm trying to find more on the Dark Mechanicum, the New Mechanicum, and it's surprisingly paltry. Although I really don't think there's a hell of lot of lore about that. Really I don't actually give a shit about most imperial lore at this point. It's not interesting to me. It's like the squats and ratlings, nobody gives a fuck about Sigmar. It's the other factions that are most interesting, the Mechanicus is tbh one of the most interesting parts about the Imperium, but even still the chaos tainted one is more interesting and mainly all that I can find is stuff about the Schism and the Siege of Terra. I guess partly it's because I feel like some people don't get that it's supposed to be grimdark and try and make Imperial forces out to be shining white knights, when realistically they are soviet commisars for a space USSR enforcing the policies of NKVD, if the NKVD was also fighting Satan and not just Nazis trying to exterminate all Russians (along with tons of innocent people or minor political dissidents). The fact some people actually like glorifying the space USSR and space Stalinism just kills me. Like, they're all shit. But at least the Dark Eldar and Commoragh and the Tyranids is *interesting* shit. It seems like the Dark Mechanicum would be a wellsrping of fascinating horrifying stories.
A single sermon for each Imperial Saint is the least that a pious Scholar and Lorekeeper such as yourself can offer. Let us all know the Emperor's Chosen! His exemplars and their deeds given righteous praise and veneration across the whole world! Not a soul on this soil should be kept ignorant of the wisdom and truth performed in honor of His Grace!
Ahaha there are far too many saints though! I could certainly justify giving a couple of them their own videos, but a little collection of some of the minor saints might also be fun, good idea
These videos of the destruction of planets are my cheesecake. Delicious, decadent and addictive. Bravo, these are wonderful, even the dozenth time relistening. Thank you ettinb-scholars lore
I for one, don't want to be an undead minion trapped in my own armour, a diseased and bloated husk or a bloodthirsty angry beast. I would like the mind control powers the Deity of Excess gives some of their followers, and the claws, and genitalia that I can do vore with. Remember - vore is fun, especially on the pompous, arrogant and supercilious followers of the false corpse Emperor. Maybe have a claw shaped like a can opener to get the armour off the space marines, before sucking them in and eventually birthing (through whatever orifice is convenient) with their now corrupted material more legions of demons for Slaanesh. And I would eat them the normal way as well, Space Marine would be a rare and exquisite meat, I feel.
I'm glad to hear it! It's a heavily altered version of the original script. So this one is just over twice as long as the original, where I've added more details, or better descriptions for certain points.
I've always imagined Papa Nurgle's realm to be like that of Jareth the Goblin King. Like all the demons are just having a good time, playing in swamps of filth or drinking some nasty mix of fluids, or sexing up some rotten crevice. Whatever it is I am there for it.
Whilst yes, they'd frown on it, but technically they were pulling back to initiate an exterminatus, so I'd see it more as a tactical withdrawal. It would certainly be a retreat if they went back their ships and ran off home, but at least in this case they followed through with ending the incursion.
Yo do one on the different shield capabilities of each faction/species which are superior hardness of armor and such and such, that could be a cool video
Also like different materials that are used as well/ rarity/ processing I think that could be a really big source of material for you to cover, new fan but definitely love your work
It would be cool, but the lore itself would make that difficult. For example, the materials in Astartes armor, ceramite, etc, are supposed to be unbelievably strong, but in the novels, it seems to end up being broken and shredded by every nob with a rusty butter knife.....
I've been wandering about something, if the Warp was what it's like in the 40k universe, what could happen if Chaos Cults started popping up on Modern Earth?
I mean, that's a pretty straightforward and objective situation. Earth would fall INCREDIBLY quickly. We don't have Space Marines, we don't have Psykers, and even our basic weaponry and vehicles are inferior to what the Guardsmen have access to. Those Chaos Cults are going to eventually have at LEAST one guy channeling some kind of warp power, and without Psykers that's kind of impossible for us to fight against. Maybe if we knew exactly where the cults were we could just nuke the area before they spread too far and started summoning demons and corruption, but if they ever reached the point where demons and corruption got involved the world is basically doomed. We don't have the ability to fight against that sort of thing, so doing a primitive Exterminatus is the only solution (aka, nuking every square inch of the planet). Except unlike in 40K we don't have multiple colonized worlds to retreat to after scouring this one, so it's the objective end of humanity. Just remember that the one and ONLY thing that enabled the Imperium to ever become a thing in the first place was us being lucky that the Emperor was around a bajillion years ago and knew we'd eventually have to fight against Chaos and thus develop ourselves accordingly. However, even for the Emperor, it took him a long time in the future (relative to our current year) to get things up and running. Even if he were skulking around the shadows of current-Earth the planet is just too low-tech/power to survive full demonic corruption and invasion even with his help.
There'd be hell on Earth pretty quickly. I mean based on how demons are described in the lore, we wouldn't be too effective against them. Even with the combined military forces of every country, it's kinda hard to face off against an enemy which can teleport about, shift its form, and conjure forth great storms. Plus the cults would probably have a fairly easy time recruiting people, so unless we were already privy to the idea of this occurring, then I reckon they'd end up running rampant.
So, something I have to wonder here. Wouldn't the forces of Chaos be aware of the fact that an Inquisitor will scour the planet through exterminatus if they feel as though the planet is lost? They get to sack an Agriworld, sure, but they also seem surprised and disappointed that the inevitable end game played out. It's like they work themselves out of a job when they push too hard or they get smacked back by Imperial forces if they don't try hard enough. Or is it just that the forces of Chaos have a unlimited number of demons that they take any opportunity they can get to do whatever damage they can until next Saturday when they'll try to get Inspector Gadget again?
Tzeentch was responsible for contacting the boy, and left the other gods to do the dirty work? There's more to this as well - being an agriworld, they've essentially destroyed a source of food for a number of other worlds.
See, this is part of why I always get whiny about Chaos; they rarely seem to possess any limits. A single nascent psyker, on a single world, anywhere in the Imperium, can suddenly open a gateway for whole legions of Daemons to spill forth, and all of these neverborn monsters feel like they are free to the Gods. Even when totally stomped, it's not like the Ruinous Powers might "run out"; they never struggle to amass another army, and it's always of countless numbers that can easily wash over a world. Meanwhile, their own structure is effectively immune to reprisal. There arw few weapons that can permanently kill even lesser Daemons, and realspace foes can hardly mount crusades into the Empyrean, and deliver similar suffering upon them. It's not like I want someone to sneak in and assassinate Nurgle, or for the Eldar Death God to finally slay Slaanesh, but it just always feels so one-sided. Chaos can't "lose worlds", or important personalities. Daemons only fade for a time, and even the Chaos Legions, who don't seem to take to the field with Apothecaries, and Techmarines, to recover their lost kit, when they fall, never seem to teeter on the brink of low numbers, despite their gene-seeds often being so corrupted. It's kind of like they are the players of a video game, and the characters within it know that they are, but also know that there is no way for THEM to reach beyond the boundaries of their world, and strike against the vile users, and their cheat codes, and bad sportsmanship. And it's not like I feel Orks, or Nids, are better; they are also ever-present, ever-numerous, faceless foes who fight just to, and will never be less threatening, but I guess Chaos just annoys me more? This also reminds me of the Fall of Shadowbrink; one of my favorite 40k battles. I think I like it so much because, for the most part, it's not an Imperium v enemies scenario. They are there, but they fall so fast, and then it's just Nids vs Chaos, and even the Daemons can find it hard to engage a Hive Fleet, and succeed. Wonderful video, and thanks for making it!
I think that’s part of the Grimdark setting, the fact that Chaos is this overwhelming, unbeatable opponent but can never pull itself together to fully finish the job. Notably, the powers of chaos rarely cooperate and in fact mostly fight amongst themselves, and sabotage any attempt for one to become more dominant over the others. This incursion in particular was only possible because for once the powers of chaos actually decided to work together, after the initial incursion was successfully repelled. And even then all they could do was corrupt one planet before the imperium exterminatus’d it to oblivion, stopping the invasion.
I don't think some of them pledged their souls. Some are too powerful or stubborn to be shackled. Whereas others were too weak and were consumed, like ones eaten by pox walkers.
Dear faithful scholar, your work has entertained me well. May the God-Emperor of Mankind bless you and may the Inquisition's wrath be quick and rightous - if they deem your work as heresy.
Dearest citizen I thank you for the kind words, but I implore you not to throw around false claims of heresy, for the inquisition will be swift and bloody in their actions should they suspect it as being true!
Are the Ruinous Powers that stupid? They pout and fume when the planet is destroyed, in a last ditch attempt of containment, and never once thought Imperial forces would commit Exterminatus? Take a W, no matter how small it may seem.
I'd say that most of the characters in 40k are far from being the sharpest of tools in the shed. They seem so shocked every time an exterminatus is declared, even though it's an inevitability for those worlds once chaos starts to gain an upper hand.
so I gotta be honest after checking for months since you changed the voice of the channel and took down the old videos. I’ve been requesting the Geos cataclysm video and I was convinced that you weren’t gonna do it again and I honestly just checked again for the first time in weeks to leave a comment insulting you for not doing so and here it is so I stand corrected.
In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord,and grace of the Golden throne, I declare Exterminatus on this world I herby sighn the death warrant of entire world, consighn millions of souls to oblivion, May imperail justice account in all balance, May emperor protect. In name, Holy inquisition.
Tzeench has to be my favourite Chaos god, highly intelligent, the most powerful of the chaos gods, doesn't turn you into an abomination when you join him(well it's a coin toss with him), a master of magic, learning and a total d*ck of a prankster😂
Yet imagine tzeentch winning 'the game' between chaos gods, who's he gonna plot against then? I'd be depressed losing my one schtick, my "raison d'être", by what amounts to pulling the carpet from under your own feet.
Not sure where you're getting that number from? The word legion doesn't relate to a specific number of anything. Even roman legions were variable with their troops numbers, but for the biblical term of "demonic legion", that was just an unspecified large number, so no I don't think that it was an inappropriate use of the word.
A great video, but why doesn’t Chaos just do this with every planet? Seems pretty simple to get some weak willed person to utter a phrase which opens up a portal.
Tzeentch: Does nothing
Also Tzeentch: "Just as planned"
That's basically my plan as well
Ever working in mysterious ways
Am I the only one who feels like Tzeentch is just a copy/paste of Nylarothep from Lovecraftian lore?
I like enigmatic beings too, but when the whole of their character is just "mysterious," it feels kind of contrived
@@yoyothemanmanyes it's just you ❤️ lol, nah idk that much about either of them but I felt like you deserve a reply.
@@yoyothemanman No, Tzeentch is a bird creature, Nyarlathothep is also the faceless God who disguises himself as others. Even if you did nothing, going "all according to plan" puts people on edge. Both of these beings know that psychological trick.
The escalation from psychically powerful child to Akira levels of chaos and to go as far as for the Grey Knights themselves truly shows how even a small lack of vigilance compounded with ruthlessness (of the plantation officer in this case) can spell the end of many lives. It may be worth revising guidelines for punishment to fall only after some form of assessment.
It was certainly quite a leap, but those are just the dangers of chaos! People may not like the inquisition for being ruthless but at least they tend to prevent incursions like this from occurring
That’s why psykers need to get their free ride on a black ship. Can’t have those walking/talking apocalypses playing around with things they don’t understand
That's why Jesus Christ calls us to have Mercy. ❤
Mercy cannot be shown to the ruinous power of Chaos!
The Emperors Mercy is all the heretic, the xeno, or the demon can hope for. Exterminatus.
as someone suffering from migrane, I put all blame on the overseer.
even shining a light in my face during an episode has me pray to whatever is listening to make it stop, let alone a beating...
100%, as far as 40k characters go, the overseer is fairly clear cut as being a right bastard
Of all the chaos gods, grandfather nurgle is the one that terrifies me the most. The inevitability is what gets me. Even if you escape being killed by someone else, you're destined to die of illness. Old age is just long lived decay, further worship to them. Inevitable and always patiently waiting. No worship is still worship to nurgle.
don't be afraid of father nurgle.
rather, embrace their gift. embrace your destiny.
Yeah Nurgle is a bit unnerving to think about. There's really no escape from his reach, even with the influence of the other gods you can't really avoid his influence
One should never fear that which loves it without reprisal or hope of reward. The great Grandfather cherishes you as a beloved grandchild, and if you let him, he will cradle you and carry you away to realms of wonder beyond the scope of mortal imagination…
_Honor be to Nurgleth. All praise be given unto the benevolent Grandfather_
@@TheCorrodedMan see that's why it's creepy. The shift in perception of the nurgle cultists. It's fascinating and horrifying at the same time.
The one saving grace of nurgle is that his followers seem to be genuinely happy. Yes they are horrific and disgusting to outsiders but they themselves seem devoid of suffering, quite the contrary in fact.
Khorne followers are just violently enraged constantly
Tzeentch followers are just pawns in his schemes, and don't even necessarily serve him by choice
Slaanesh followers are cursed with insatiable desire for pleasures that can never be satisfied.
Only Nurgle's followers seem to be truly happy.
A most harrowing sermon Brother. And a dire warning as to the nefarious machinations of the dark gods.
The warp born entities are certainly no friends of mine, purge 'em all, let the Emperor sort them out
A fine example of how the imperium sabotages itself by cruelty.
Please, explain.
They feed the forces of chaos with the war and ruthless actions they take to combat it. The warp is composed of the souls and emotions of those on the material plane. That is why it was so corruption after the war in heaven flooded it with souls of the slaughtered and massive amounts of negative emotions. The empire's contribution may be small in comparison, but is contributory nonetheless.
Indeed it is
@@jesusaguirre2150 There is actually an allegation (albeit a specious one) that the emperor is secretly aligned or promoting chaos or a wannabe chaos god somehow, at least given that the imperium is unwittingly doing far more to fuel the immaterium than all the other races combined at this point. Like. He literally spent all this time focusing on chaos as the number one enemy, it's just what the emprah did is often so stupid, so asinine, so utterly self defeating, it is often difficult to perceive whether he did it out of incompetence or actual malice to use the sacrifices of mankind to fuel the warp. I mean he is afterall taking a thousand human sacrifices every single day to maintain presence in the warp. There is literally no chaos ritual that mankind has used in ritual human sacrifice on that scale. The Golden Throne alone has taken over 3.6 billion human ritual sacrifices of psykers in the past ten thousand years. Just the Astronomicon alone. Of course there is a certain irony to the fact he was trying to stamp out ALL superstition and religion, and ended up being turned in to a false god religious idol that, due to the nature of the warp, by him simply being worshiped by trillions of people leaving subtle psychic imprints, he is being slowly turned into a chaos god anyway.
A dangerous heresy...
This is one of my favorite stories! Glad you were able to re-upload it.
Ah good glad you enjoyed it! I really like these demonic invasion stories, they're very fun to put together
@@Scholarslorethe Daemonic invasions are by far my favorite that and chaos cults
Why'd it get taken down the first time?
GW, make this a video game. The protagonist is the leader of the sisters of battle stationed on the planet that fight off the first wave. During the second wave it is under advisement from the player character that a distress call is sent out. The remainder is fighting off the second wave with the astartes only to fail and bail with the retreating astartes. Perfect video game storyline
_"As the newborn butterfly flexed its wings for the first time, the coming storm to wipe away all was all but assured. Because while time is fluid and mistakes can be undone, nothing stands against the might of its form; a cataclysmic deluge that washes away near all, and buries beneath kilometers of sediment that which it does not. You ask me what the warp is, how much damage Chaos can really do... Fear the butterfly. For driven by the warp, even the wings of a creature that insignificant will bring worlds to bleeding ruin."_
- Record of an Astartes explaining the dangers of the warp to a civilian, soon to be slain by his hand.
That's a lovely quote!
Chaos Butterfly Effect 🦋
was funny when the thing said "all he had to do was to allow a entity to speak a phrase through him and all of his pains would stop " and then a advert came in " now at B and Q " lol
B&Q are the real demons
B&Q employees jelq in the name of Nurgle
PAINT FOR THE PAINT GOD
DOORS FOR THE DOOR THRONE
I got Pods: Moving and Storage
Very fitting
LOL
How a single drop in the well became a world consuming flood.
Indeed! If only they could have prevented it
Man they need to make a movie about the farm hand kid bringing forth nurgel.one of the best short stories i heard
I would certainly want to see it on a big screen. Maybe in the near future when the AI video tools are good enough I'll try to make a special version of this one
“This incursions had lasted but a few short months” cannot even imagine the battle sisters fighting demons for months with no backup
Why not? Mele weapons don't run out of ammo.
*terrible Jurgen impression*: "The Emperor protects, commissar."
@@tonypagano3846 Gas powered stick! Never runs outta gas
They're strong sisters!
That's the only thing that made me take it more seriously. I think it was just constructed poorly. Like if it was the Black Pox first, the guy burst forth with flies, and after weeks of plague and flies and rotflies, people turning into zombies, eventually nurglings are able to come through until weakening the layers between reality over the course of weeks or months. Which is not exactly an unreasonable amount of time in any regard, both as the time it takes to really rip a hole without actually doing it deliberately, making it strong enough that greater daemons get through, and that the Imperium would be, as usual, crippled by its own ineptitude not even getting reinforcements or hearing about it or anyone calling for backup for months on end until the situation is so serious that it becomes questionable what if anything even can be done at that point (which is probably what actually dooms most worlds, it can largely be assumed that unless you have Titan manufactorums or are some super critical strategic fortress like Cadia or ultra important hiveworld you're pretty much on your own).
The nurgling with the happy cat watering can at 13:18 frigging got me laughing me ass off 🤣
Just because he's a foul little demon doesn't mean he can't have some fashionable accessories!
You always pick great topics! I would love to see a video on the darks cells under Terra!
Theres scant information on them,but it would be a good episode
Ooo I actually do really want to cover that soon! I'm working on a grey knights video atm (doing their fortress monastery), and some stuff about those cells popped up, but I'll give them a video of their own soon
@@Scholarslore love me some grey knights! Thanks as always for the hard work, it is definitely appreciated.
I'm trying to find more on the Dark Mechanicum, the New Mechanicum, and it's surprisingly paltry. Although I really don't think there's a hell of lot of lore about that.
Really I don't actually give a shit about most imperial lore at this point. It's not interesting to me. It's like the squats and ratlings, nobody gives a fuck about Sigmar. It's the other factions that are most interesting, the Mechanicus is tbh one of the most interesting parts about the Imperium, but even still the chaos tainted one is more interesting and mainly all that I can find is stuff about the Schism and the Siege of Terra. I guess partly it's because I feel like some people don't get that it's supposed to be grimdark and try and make Imperial forces out to be shining white knights, when realistically they are soviet commisars for a space USSR enforcing the policies of NKVD, if the NKVD was also fighting Satan and not just Nazis trying to exterminate all Russians (along with tons of innocent people or minor political dissidents). The fact some people actually like glorifying the space USSR and space Stalinism just kills me. Like, they're all shit. But at least the Dark Eldar and Commoragh and the Tyranids is *interesting* shit. It seems like the Dark Mechanicum would be a wellsrping of fascinating horrifying stories.
Mornin boys...I love you...just in case no one tells y'all today.
It's all love all around
Sounds like Gheistos needed some plot armor. Not for itself, but that of another. Malum Caedo could have cleaned that ugliness up in an afternoon.
Oh for sure, it's a good thing the demons were safe from him
I thought it said The Cheetos Cataclysm
But that would be too ghastly even for 40k
Chester the Cheetah invading worlds in 40k? Exterminatus straight away.
Gets planet wiped and returns from the warp as spicy
Cheetos fingers could be the nastiest of Nurgle´s infections
This is one of my favourite Warhammer Stories! 👌
Glad you enjoyed it
Khorne is like, “I hate psychic bs”
Proceeds to grab his psychic sword, make a portal with it and causes a magical flood of boiling blood.
He's certainly not the most self aware of the gods
RAINING BLOOOOOOOOD! FROM A LACERATED SKY!!!
All your videos are very inspiring while I paint my armies, keep up the great work!
Thank you!
Übelst geile story 😮❤😊und super erzählt!
They did everything they could, the boy just didn't love the emperor enough
Indeed, if only he had painted a couple more Aquillas, none of this would have happened!
A single sermon for each Imperial Saint is the least that a pious Scholar and Lorekeeper such as yourself can offer. Let us all know the Emperor's Chosen! His exemplars and their deeds given righteous praise and veneration across the whole world!
Not a soul on this soil should be kept ignorant of the wisdom and truth performed in honor of His Grace!
Ahaha there are far too many saints though! I could certainly justify giving a couple of them their own videos, but a little collection of some of the minor saints might also be fun, good idea
This video is my favorite you've created, and I am happy to see it born anew. Thank you.
Thank you for reminding me to make it! It was done fairly early from the old days, so I really should have gotten to it sooner
Love this story, one of my favourite of your videos
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it
I personally use the "Armor of Contempt" to get rid of those unsightly Chaos stains
Anything to scrub them out of existence
I’m here for thee most pleasant of sermons, in the name of the Emperor and our Imperium of Man.
Glad this is back!! Wonderful script!!
Thank you!
It's back up, and better than ever! Great job, boss.
Thank you!
These videos of the destruction of planets are my cheesecake. Delicious, decadent and addictive.
Bravo, these are wonderful, even the dozenth time relistening. Thank you ettinb-scholars lore
Been waiting for this to be re-uploaded and remastered
Brand spanking new
Old father Nurgle's just missunderstood he just wants to cuddle you and share his blessings )
Riiiiiight, just some good old affection from Nurgle, nothing to worry about with that!
@@ScholarsloreAnd Khorne just wants you to collect more skulls for him, everyone needs a hobby lol
I for one, don't want to be an undead minion trapped in my own armour, a diseased and bloated husk or a bloodthirsty angry beast. I would like the mind control powers the Deity of Excess gives some of their followers, and the claws, and genitalia that I can do vore with. Remember - vore is fun, especially on the pompous, arrogant and supercilious followers of the false corpse Emperor. Maybe have a claw shaped like a can opener to get the armour off the space marines, before sucking them in and eventually birthing (through whatever orifice is convenient) with their now corrupted material more legions of demons for Slaanesh. And I would eat them the normal way as well, Space Marine would be a rare and exquisite meat, I feel.
I like this version better than the first one. :)
Thank you so much! I try to make improvements between the versions, and I'm glad this one was enjoyable
In the Imperium they all should be much much more kind to each other...
YEEEEES!!! IV BEEN PRAYING TO THE EMPEROR FOR YOU TO REDO THIS ONE! it was my fav from the old voice.
Ah thank you! It was one of my favourites to make back when I first did it, was really looking forward to getting it back out
Your original upload of this is what got me into 40k.
Been dying for you to do it again!
Is this the same script or is it altered/different?
I'm glad to hear it! It's a heavily altered version of the original script. So this one is just over twice as long as the original, where I've added more details, or better descriptions for certain points.
Emperor protects.
I've always imagined Papa Nurgle's realm to be like that of Jareth the Goblin King.
Like all the demons are just having a good time, playing in swamps of filth or drinking some nasty mix of fluids, or sexing up some rotten crevice.
Whatever it is I am there for it.
If you're sexing up a Nurgle daemon you're well on your way to Slaanesh daemonhood unless Nurgle has already claimed you.
31:53 I thought the grey knights saw retreat at all as cowardice?
Whilst yes, they'd frown on it, but technically they were pulling back to initiate an exterminatus, so I'd see it more as a tactical withdrawal. It would certainly be a retreat if they went back their ships and ran off home, but at least in this case they followed through with ending the incursion.
Yo do one on the different shield capabilities of each faction/species which are superior hardness of armor and such and such, that could be a cool video
Yeah that might be fun, a big armour showcase
Also like different materials that are used as well/ rarity/ processing I think that could be a really big source of material for you to cover, new fan but definitely love your work
It would be cool, but the lore itself would make that difficult. For example, the materials in Astartes armor, ceramite, etc, are supposed to be unbelievably strong, but in the novels, it seems to end up being broken and shredded by every nob with a rusty butter knife.....
8am. I just woke up from (what seemed like a long nightmare) and im clickinv this. I'll rewatch later also
Nothing nightmarish about this one I promise you
Ave Deus Imperator
Salutant vos fideles
Thank you. I like this story, but I couldn't remember the name of the world. Awesome
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!
nurgle: hey bros you can we please have some support?
khorne: WE BALL
tzneetch: *read at 41 m*
slaanesh: lets goooo
I love this story
That story was so well told.
Thank you!
"if you want the torment to cease, just let us utter a phrase though you..."
"do it!!! spare me from this pain!!!"
"yo mama..."
**chaos intensifies**
I wonder if you would ever do a video about the Bone Kingdom of Drazak, as a Necron player(and a Flayed enjoyer) I would love to see it
I do want to do a separate video on Drazak, although I cover them in my flayed ones video (which I still need to remake)!
Upon a quick glance, I thought it said, "The Cheetos cataclysm."
Lol. Pleasant and peaceful day engaged.
Nothing like some tales of heresy to make the day a little better
Either the warp creatures will step up and help out against the tyranids or vice versa.
I've been wandering about something, if the Warp was what it's like in the 40k universe, what could happen if Chaos Cults started popping up on Modern Earth?
I mean, that's a pretty straightforward and objective situation. Earth would fall INCREDIBLY quickly. We don't have Space Marines, we don't have Psykers, and even our basic weaponry and vehicles are inferior to what the Guardsmen have access to. Those Chaos Cults are going to eventually have at LEAST one guy channeling some kind of warp power, and without Psykers that's kind of impossible for us to fight against. Maybe if we knew exactly where the cults were we could just nuke the area before they spread too far and started summoning demons and corruption, but if they ever reached the point where demons and corruption got involved the world is basically doomed. We don't have the ability to fight against that sort of thing, so doing a primitive Exterminatus is the only solution (aka, nuking every square inch of the planet). Except unlike in 40K we don't have multiple colonized worlds to retreat to after scouring this one, so it's the objective end of humanity. Just remember that the one and ONLY thing that enabled the Imperium to ever become a thing in the first place was us being lucky that the Emperor was around a bajillion years ago and knew we'd eventually have to fight against Chaos and thus develop ourselves accordingly. However, even for the Emperor, it took him a long time in the future (relative to our current year) to get things up and running. Even if he were skulking around the shadows of current-Earth the planet is just too low-tech/power to survive full demonic corruption and invasion even with his help.
There'd be hell on Earth pretty quickly. I mean based on how demons are described in the lore, we wouldn't be too effective against them. Even with the combined military forces of every country, it's kinda hard to face off against an enemy which can teleport about, shift its form, and conjure forth great storms. Plus the cults would probably have a fairly easy time recruiting people, so unless we were already privy to the idea of this occurring, then I reckon they'd end up running rampant.
Couldn't have said it better myself, we would be absolutely wrecked if cultists/demons started popping up all over the shop.
So, something I have to wonder here. Wouldn't the forces of Chaos be aware of the fact that an Inquisitor will scour the planet through exterminatus if they feel as though the planet is lost? They get to sack an Agriworld, sure, but they also seem surprised and disappointed that the inevitable end game played out.
It's like they work themselves out of a job when they push too hard or they get smacked back by Imperial forces if they don't try hard enough.
Or is it just that the forces of Chaos have a unlimited number of demons that they take any opportunity they can get to do whatever damage they can until next Saturday when they'll try to get Inspector Gadget again?
Is that the invisible monster from johnny quest????
Love your videos
Amazing vid I love this story and your channel the new voice is amazing
Thank you!
whelp thats going in a brutal death metal song, thanks
Tzeentch was responsible for contacting the boy, and left the other gods to do the dirty work? There's more to this as well - being an agriworld, they've essentially destroyed a source of food for a number of other worlds.
You good sir
Have been subbed
Don't the Grey Knights chapter have dudes that can sense the smallest demon disturbance ? Yet they couldn't sense a whole world being swallowed ?
Indeed they do, it's a slight plot hole, but perhaps they thought the sisters and astartes could handle the situation on their own?
this all couldve been prevented had the overseer just talked to him
Aaah but where would be the fun in that! Besides, he had some quotas to fill, someone had to work those machines!
@@Scholarslore that is true
There is only Nurgle.
The sooner the fact is understood the better for all.
Its sad that Nurgle couldn't claim that planet 😔
They have plenty of plague planets already! Can't be too greedy
@@Scholarslore no, he is the father of all, plague Universe now!!!!!!! 😤
I left an arm and a leg on that rock. I will have my revenge.
See, this is part of why I always get whiny about Chaos; they rarely seem to possess any limits. A single nascent psyker, on a single world, anywhere in the Imperium, can suddenly open a gateway for whole legions of Daemons to spill forth, and all of these neverborn monsters feel like they are free to the Gods. Even when totally stomped, it's not like the Ruinous Powers might "run out"; they never struggle to amass another army, and it's always of countless numbers that can easily wash over a world. Meanwhile, their own structure is effectively immune to reprisal. There arw few weapons that can permanently kill even lesser Daemons, and realspace foes can hardly mount crusades into the Empyrean, and deliver similar suffering upon them. It's not like I want someone to sneak in and assassinate Nurgle, or for the Eldar Death God to finally slay Slaanesh, but it just always feels so one-sided. Chaos can't "lose worlds", or important personalities. Daemons only fade for a time, and even the Chaos Legions, who don't seem to take to the field with Apothecaries, and Techmarines, to recover their lost kit, when they fall, never seem to teeter on the brink of low numbers, despite their gene-seeds often being so corrupted. It's kind of like they are the players of a video game, and the characters within it know that they are, but also know that there is no way for THEM to reach beyond the boundaries of their world, and strike against the vile users, and their cheat codes, and bad sportsmanship. And it's not like I feel Orks, or Nids, are better; they are also ever-present, ever-numerous, faceless foes who fight just to, and will never be less threatening, but I guess Chaos just annoys me more?
This also reminds me of the Fall of Shadowbrink; one of my favorite 40k battles. I think I like it so much because, for the most part, it's not an Imperium v enemies scenario. They are there, but they fall so fast, and then it's just Nids vs Chaos, and even the Daemons can find it hard to engage a Hive Fleet, and succeed.
Wonderful video, and thanks for making it!
I think that’s part of the Grimdark setting, the fact that Chaos is this overwhelming, unbeatable opponent but can never pull itself together to fully finish the job. Notably, the powers of chaos rarely cooperate and in fact mostly fight amongst themselves, and sabotage any attempt for one to become more dominant over the others. This incursion in particular was only possible because for once the powers of chaos actually decided to work together, after the initial incursion was successfully repelled. And even then all they could do was corrupt one planet before the imperium exterminatus’d it to oblivion, stopping the invasion.
33:05 Ordnance, not ordinance. ;)
An ordinance is a formal command, a letter of authority.
Ordnance are the things that go boom. :)
Whoops! Rookie mistake from me, will make sure it's the correct word going forward
Wasn’t this video already made? I’v seen you guys post this before
Do you have somewhere where you credit the artists work used in your videos?
Turns out that kids might hit back, and with demons nonetheless
If only the overseer knew that this kid was holding a couple greater demons in his back pocket, maybe he would have backed off a little bit
I don't think some of them pledged their souls. Some are too powerful or stubborn to be shackled.
Whereas others were too weak and were consumed, like ones eaten by pox walkers.
Ill hug papa nurgle all day long
Dear faithful scholar, your work has entertained me well. May the God-Emperor of Mankind bless you and may the Inquisition's wrath be quick and rightous - if they deem your work as heresy.
Dearest citizen I thank you for the kind words, but I implore you not to throw around false claims of heresy, for the inquisition will be swift and bloody in their actions should they suspect it as being true!
" 'puter, tell me the quickest way to spam upvotes on the Scholar's Lore channel, no scritping.
'Puter?
'Puter?"
Bless the 'puter, give it some good old mechanicus chants and it'll obey
how is this voice so good?
Movie magic!
Are the Ruinous Powers that stupid? They pout and fume when the planet is destroyed, in a last ditch attempt of containment, and never once thought Imperial forces would commit Exterminatus? Take a W, no matter how small it may seem.
I'd say that most of the characters in 40k are far from being the sharpest of tools in the shed. They seem so shocked every time an exterminatus is declared, even though it's an inevitability for those worlds once chaos starts to gain an upper hand.
Have you ever considered upload your video to Spotify as podcast content?
no shutup
I have, quite a few people requested this recently, so I'm going to look into getting some stuff on there
4:48 1914's cover art lol
Man, all of my videos have TERRIBLE or GREAT timing. I literally just finished editing a video about Ku'gath Plaguefather...
Praise be
Has anyone ever told you, you're the David Attenborough of Warhammer 40K?
Why no Attenborough
He himself told me that I shouldn't be, as to why I use this voice ;)
so I gotta be honest after checking for months since you changed the voice of the channel and took down the old videos. I’ve been requesting the Geos cataclysm video and I was convinced that you weren’t gonna do it again and I honestly just checked again for the first time in weeks to leave a comment insulting you for not doing so and here it is so I stand corrected.
Must have missed your request!
You changed It? I thought that before it all came out of the boy
In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord,and grace of the Golden throne, I declare Exterminatus on this world I herby sighn the death warrant of entire world, consighn millions of souls to oblivion, May imperail justice account in all balance, May emperor protect. In name, Holy inquisition.
Good story
sir, please... can you reupload the nurgle plague planet video 🥺
damn youtube realy kicks my balls... only 8 min in the video and i had 2 adds.. one was 10 minutes long ... r they fkn kiddin me ?!
Ah I'm sorry dude
Tzeench has to be my favourite Chaos god, highly intelligent, the most powerful of the chaos gods, doesn't turn you into an abomination when you join him(well it's a coin toss with him), a master of magic, learning and a total d*ck of a prankster😂
Yet imagine tzeentch winning 'the game' between chaos gods, who's he gonna plot against then? I'd be depressed losing my one schtick, my "raison d'être", by what amounts to pulling the carpet from under your own feet.
PSA: don't listen to this one while eating
It gets a 'lil gross, I should have put a warning
...am I nuts or was this already posted?
With the old voice model before the channel got hit with the old switcheroo, but this is a new, rewritten version
There's no such thing as an "endless legion of demons"... A legion is 1000. An endless horde or throng would have been a more fitting expression.
Not sure where you're getting that number from? The word legion doesn't relate to a specific number of anything. Even roman legions were variable with their troops numbers, but for the biblical term of "demonic legion", that was just an unspecified large number, so no I don't think that it was an inappropriate use of the word.
Yaaaayyyy
Its almost like the real problem is our own inhumanity
❤❤
Drink every time he says Putrescence/putrescent
I really should have opened a dictionary and looked up some other words, I can't help but call everything putrescent when it comes to nurgle D:
ALGORITHM
Oh hell yeah boy. You’re like if Jesus came back but only cared about Warhammer 40k. May the dice gods be with you.
And was AI generated...
Khorne is the best Demon
Certainly arguable!
A great video, but why doesn’t Chaos just do this with every planet? Seems pretty simple to get some weak willed person to utter a phrase which opens up a portal.