An Imperial Guardsman, a Space Marine, and an Inquisitor walk into a bar. The Guardsman says "ow." The Marine breaks right through the bar with his reinforced skull. The Inquisitor accuses the bar of heresy. When the bar refuses to confess or even move despite sustained torture, the Inquisitor executes the Guardsman for failing to defeat the bar in combat.
Take heart pilgrim! Grandfathers gifts will grant the strength and tenacity to the those worthy of them. Grandfathers love for his children is stronger than any beast.
34:20 "One of the most famous known survivors of Malmar (formerly designated as 4564B) was a janitorial technician named Ryley, who crashed to the planet's surface as the only survivor of the colony vessel Aurora. Ryley contended with massive, carnivorous Reaper Leviathans, the scuttling horrors of the Crabsquids and even psychically-powered hunter-killers known, fittingly, as Warpers, fighting his way down to an abandoned Necron research base to find a cure for the genophage that ailed the planet before ultimately escaping with his life. With the genophage cured, future research into the Necron technology is ongoing, though the planet remains no less deadly than it was before.
@@diego6849 Yeah Below Zero is decent, but ultimately mediocre. Subnautica 2 is coming very soon though, Unknown Worlds (the dev team) has been teasing it these past few weeks.
@@NeesyPlaysGuitar- yeah I agree. I'm an Englishman and lived there for two years. I didn't see anything remotely scary until I went living in the outback. And even then I had to search for it. Aussies like to make the rest of the world think that they're constantly having to battle through hoards of dangerous animals just to get about their daily business. In reality it's mainly just frogs and billions of flies.
Worth remembering that "Cadian" is a slur from the Catachan jungle fighter. The guys who fought while their planet fell apart beneath their feet are considered soft to them
I love Warhammer, for those who haven't yet played the table top consider it. For example this video has inspired me to create a death world regiment of my own. Were my custom space marines also recruit and fight alongside these hard men and women! It gets deep! But this is part of what I personally enjoy. Creating your own lore, I never run out of ideas lol. Give it a shot. Let your imagination run free and share it with the community. After all your idea may inspire someone else. Lastly thank you for this seminar. 🫡 The emperor protect!
Agreed, I hope more people take this sort of thing as inspiration to make their own setting. I think that it's such a vast, open-ended universe that people can really pick and choose the parts they like the most to build their own faction/setting for campaigns or armies, so I'm glad you're doing just that!
The lore claims a consensus among Imperial scholars that three worlds are tied for harshest deathword in the Imperium, Catachan, Fenris, and Luther McIntyre. The last is not written up in much detail, other than it's a desert planet, suspected home to the notorious Ambull, and like Catatchan it's main tithe is soldiers for the Guard.
'Thank you all for watching.'?... Dude, HUGS for 'My Dearest friends.'... 35:15 Space Herpes... It's GOTTA be Space Herpes. I blame the Ice Pirates. (see what I did there?...)
I try to keep up with them, but thank you for the kind words. I do truly love this setting, and I think that it's so fun to write about them, so just copy-pasting stuff wouldn't really be fulfilling for me
Will you do the short story about the xenophobic human dude living on a Tau world? One of my favourites! It's from the book Deathwatch: ShadowBreaker, IDK what the copyright rules are
To be honest I would probably die like 5 minutes after landing or be used as a xeno reproduction unit but I'm bored with life on one planet and dream of the days of the pioneer, south pacific islander just launching into the unknown.
The explosion in 40k ai channels over the last couple months is insane. At this point I stick to Baldermort and The Amber King for long videos and occasionally Majorkill (especially now he’s less of an edgy ass than he used to be) for short form.
maybe not use warm soft cuddling twinkle music as background ambience. i dont understand, your video is about DEATH WORLDS. DEATH DEATH WAR GRIM DARK. completely destroyed the vibe of the video. cannot watch. scrapped.
An Imperial Guardsman, a Space Marine, and an Inquisitor walk into a bar.
The Guardsman says "ow."
The Marine breaks right through the bar with his reinforced skull.
The Inquisitor accuses the bar of heresy. When the bar refuses to confess or even move despite sustained torture, the Inquisitor executes the Guardsman for failing to defeat the bar in combat.
The Guardsman "long have i wished to serve under you, sir"
😂
I'm going to be stealing that... If I can remember it.
Trayzn saves pieces of the bar for his collection
@@ratheonhudson3311Possibly any one of the humans, too!
A conclusion at the end of the video makes all the difference ! Thanks for the lore.
Thank you!
Take heart pilgrim! Grandfathers gifts will grant the strength and tenacity to the those worthy of them. Grandfathers love for his children is stronger than any beast.
Indeed, don't worry if those gifts carry with them a few diseases, that's just all part of the fun!
Me: I could survive on a death world, no problem.
Also me: I burnt my poptart, my day is ruined. 😭
Fool.. cooking isn't being lazy..
Living on a death world would probably be a bit easier with a few poptarts, burnt or not
That pop tarts deadlier than most xenos.
pop tarts are full of sugar. such overindulgence is to invite slaanesh...not that i mind, anyways.
your writing is getting better and better man!
Thank you so much
I love the description of the ocean worlds. I want to hear more about those.
Thank you, I always like hearing about sci-fi ocean worlds, and it's something which I wish would pop up more in 40k
Welcome friends, to the Sanctuary of Slumber. By the Light of The Emperor, and the Voice of our beloved Scholar, rest your mind, body, and spirit.
Nothing better to sleep to than hearing about horrific places!
34:20 "One of the most famous known survivors of Malmar (formerly designated as 4564B) was a janitorial technician named Ryley, who crashed to the planet's surface as the only survivor of the colony vessel Aurora.
Ryley contended with massive, carnivorous Reaper Leviathans, the scuttling horrors of the Crabsquids and even psychically-powered hunter-killers known, fittingly, as Warpers, fighting his way down to an abandoned Necron research base to find a cure for the genophage that ailed the planet before ultimately escaping with his life.
With the genophage cured, future research into the Necron technology is ongoing, though the planet remains no less deadly than it was before.
Sounds like a doom game
Heard another guy named Appsro passenger number 00FU did the same. The support line he was talking to wasn't very helpful
@@nickwatts4618 (idk if you're just making a joke but I'm referencing the real actual game called Subnautica)
Nice game, really enjoyed it. Didn't play the expansion though
@@diego6849 Yeah Below Zero is decent, but ultimately mediocre. Subnautica 2 is coming very soon though, Unknown Worlds (the dev team) has been teasing it these past few weeks.
Pretty much Australia 🦘
As an Australian I can bloody well confirm this statement mate.
As an Irishman who moved to Australia I can confirm the hyperbole around this place is insanely overinflated.
Standing on solid rock
Standing on sacred ground
Living on borrowed time
And the winds of change keep blowing down the line
@@NeesyPlaysGuitar how long have you been in Australia for?
@@NeesyPlaysGuitar- yeah I agree. I'm an Englishman and lived there for two years. I didn't see anything remotely scary until I went living in the outback. And even then I had to search for it. Aussies like to make the rest of the world think that they're constantly having to battle through hoards of dangerous animals just to get about their daily business. In reality it's mainly just frogs and billions of flies.
What is a average Deathworld? To a Catachan, a vacation :p
They'd be able to put their feet up on half of these so called death worlds
Worth remembering that "Cadian" is a slur from the Catachan jungle fighter. The guys who fought while their planet fell apart beneath their feet are considered soft to them
The background music has the perfect ambience for a video describing death worlds. Chefs kiss👌
We got Darktide lore in a Scholar's Lore vid. I think thee for such a surprise in today's sermon
I'd love to do a more expansive video on the lore of Darktide, maybe in the near future 👀
@@Scholarslore Yeeees more Darktide lore😎🤝🫡
Love that im all tucked in at night and listening to one of my fav narrator.
Glad to hear!
Blessed be the God Emperor! Our beloved scholar returns with yet more learned teachings!
I love Warhammer, for those who haven't yet played the table top consider it. For example this video has inspired me to create a death world regiment of my own. Were my custom space marines also recruit and fight alongside these hard men and women! It gets deep! But this is part of what I personally enjoy. Creating your own lore, I never run out of ideas lol. Give it a shot. Let your imagination run free and share it with the community. After all your idea may inspire someone else. Lastly thank you for this seminar. 🫡 The emperor protect!
Agreed, I hope more people take this sort of thing as inspiration to make their own setting. I think that it's such a vast, open-ended universe that people can really pick and choose the parts they like the most to build their own faction/setting for campaigns or armies, so I'm glad you're doing just that!
Just my favorite WH40k Channel, keep up the good work!
Thank you very much
The lore claims a consensus among Imperial scholars that three worlds are tied for harshest deathword in the Imperium, Catachan, Fenris, and Luther McIntyre. The last is not written up in much detail, other than it's a desert planet, suspected home to the notorious Ambull, and like Catatchan it's main tithe is soldiers for the Guard.
'Thank you all for watching.'?... Dude, HUGS for 'My Dearest friends.'... 35:15 Space Herpes... It's GOTTA be Space Herpes. I blame the Ice Pirates. (see what I did there?...)
19:50 The great "Descendants" of the original crew.
Woops, will not make that mistake again, ty.
@@Scholarslore Your videos are so well done, that this really surprised me.
I could honestly sleep like a baby listening to these Sernoms ❤
Voice is fantastic
Excellent video.
Thanks!
Yeah I think I'll take up that job on an agro world 🙂.
Me too, I'll be a farmer if it means I don't have to live on Catachan
Another good one!
Thank you
Great writing and narration! Bravo! A topic that would normally be quite mundane made compelling.
Thank you!
id love to hear matt berry narrate a 40k story
Oh fuck me, I couldn't concentrate with him doing one! I'd forever be waiting for him to swear and curse the way he does
@@zackc3368 exactly
Just keep going!
Will do!
Literally in the ER for taking the hive gangers route (OD for nerve pain). Basically a death world. So
Yay OD gang!
Amazing video 🖤❤️🤎❤️🤎❤️🖤
New to this channel. Sir David Attenborough really knocked it out of the park with this one. Subscribed.
Great job of places to avoid!!
Nooo, a nice tour of all the death worlds would be a fun holiday
Best 40k lore videos keep them coming i love the format. You sir are a true gentlemen.😁👏
Thank you! Plenty more to come
Epic thanks bud👊😎
Thanks man
Also thank you for the upload Scholar!
Thank you for watching!
Deathworlds are completely inhospitable planets
But nobody told the people that live there
That's the goofiest part of the whole death world idea, they've been colonised for 10,000+ years, they can't be that bad
@@Scholarslore 40k being goofy is when it's best
It’s usually called Baltimore, my guy.
In B-more we aim to hit a psyker, ya heard!
Should have included the famous death worlds of Baltimore, and Philadelphia, my bad!
See also: Detroit
West Virginia.
I don't know if you actually read any of your comments, but I appreciate that you don't just paste in wiki text like every other AI channel.
I try to keep up with them, but thank you for the kind words. I do truly love this setting, and I think that it's so fun to write about them, so just copy-pasting stuff wouldn't really be fulfilling for me
I dig the background music!
It's one of my favs!
So basically just like Earth. Most of them are like Earth. I wonder if the Imperium knew that Earth is pretty much like a death world.
Karrik needs some orbiting mirrors that concentrate sunlight onto the planet to make it into a tundra world.
Amazing episode!! I can’t go past minute 32:03 without passing out!!!! 🤣 just kidding, outstanding as always. ❤
Truly it is a challenge to think of any place more hostile... Believe us we tried.
Nice
Makes me grateful for earth
31:13 Buddy, thats from METRO!
Thank you a lot for the video. I use them for learing English))
At 34:22, was that reaper leviathan? If so, cool Easter egg!
What's the weirdest thing about living on a Death World?
You don't realize that you're doing it until you go somewhere else.
Wait...was that last one about Darktide xD?
"Future" - the future is now, Scholar, what are you talking about?!
Just a little chronological mix up, don't tell anybody 👀
Best of all the lore-dudes
the goat!
Living on a death world, need car insurance? Call our Astropath using 🚗 💥 🔧 to get a quote.
7:00 Am I tripping or is that planet swirling?
The bloody thing "breathes" ...
Will you do the short story about the xenophobic human dude living on a Tau world? One of my favourites!
It's from the book Deathwatch: ShadowBreaker, IDK what the copyright rules are
Anybody else remember when it was Attenborough Lore?
Australia
Too right mate! 👍🏼
@@MrLapriushello from South Australia mate 👍👍👍
@@lessparks8553g'day from the South of New Wales 👍🏼
@@MrLapriushope the weather is ok mate
Apparently snow in Queensland this week
Harry Harrison...Dearhworld.
@Scholar's Lore
I beg you please, give us links or upload a playlist of the incredible music you use in these videos! THRONE PLEASE! ; ;
To be honest I would probably die like 5 minutes after landing or be used as a xeno reproduction unit but I'm bored with life on one planet and dream of the days of the pioneer, south pacific islander just launching into the unknown.
Does anyone else wonder what this voice sounded like at 20-30 years old?
GDAY MATE
It’s a bug hunt then.
Voice getting dangerously close to david again xd
But... No drop bears...
U mean "descendents" @ 19:47 but u said "ancestors"
:/
Aside from that, congrats on the superfluously informative video.
Indiga...like Jurassic Park, but worse! 😮
Krieg!!!!
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Terra…
😊
50:51
Sounds like a AI written script...
The explosion in 40k ai channels over the last couple months is insane. At this point I stick to Baldermort and The Amber King for long videos and occasionally Majorkill (especially now he’s less of an edgy ass than he used to be) for short form.
I've come to realise that the 40k must have been based on India.
Longly
krieg is the best death world
Eww this is almost worse than England :(
maybe not use warm soft cuddling twinkle music as background ambience. i dont understand, your video is about DEATH WORLDS. DEATH DEATH WAR GRIM DARK. completely destroyed the vibe of the video. cannot watch. scrapped.
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