My favorite parts of the video: 1:14 “How many children will die after purchasing this🫥” 3:33 “My sister, WYHŒ🦉 WHÓ🦉 4:34 “These kids are having a fabulous time with Mr. Microphone😏 Daz: No their not😶” 14:44 “A side order of death😐” 15:11 “It’s like someone rolled dog shit in Play-Duh🤦🏽♀️” 16:12 “Do you hate people🧍🏽♀️” 17:44 “Yea as grandma used to make in her COLON😦” 18:47 “AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCKIN?!?☝️😀”
Imagine his daughter having a friend over and suddenly from a distance you just hear “ I WANT TO BE A FULL TIME TIDDY BEAR! “ And they just look at each other like: 🤨😑
Note about the "get-a-grip" at 11:50: I am a nurse, and have too many (unused) medical supplies in my closet from sales reps, stockpiles, agencies switching suppliers, etc. So I had about 5 or 6 of the "get-a-grips", and do you know what bored children will try to use them for? They will put them up the wall inside the shower, in such a way that they could (dangerously) be used as a ladder. Until mom finds out what they're doing! 😂
@@xrachx0 i doubt you’ve been wheezing for 20 min, cause the original one was one hour ago and yours was 40, so it’s unlikely you’ve been wheezing for that long
7:52 Patent Pending: “Patent pending means that you are working toward getting your idea patented. It is important because the status can deter other companies from trying to copy your invention.” In other words, it literally has nothing to do with safety
"Do you hate people" "it's like she head butted a tomato " I've never laughed so hard to a daz black video which is saying alot cus he makes me laugh all the time
@@maggiefarabaugh7210 I'm aware what his channel is called I've also been watching him since vine when he went by Daz Black so I call him Daz Black and will continue to do so regardless of the fact his channel is called Daz Games so sorry you just wasted a couple second of your time tryna correct me like you know everything but imma still say Daz Black GET OVER IT
As an American watching this I've realized how gross our regular sloppy meals can look to outsiders. We look for the fastest and easiest solution for our problems so ofc our cooking looks like that lmao.
I was literally eating frog legs at the Chinese restaurant before I even knew what frog legs were. Dump meals are a joke compared to what I’m used to 😂
“Just grab your cat when it’s feeling ill and” * makes puking sound * I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 that was one of the most funniest things I have ever hear and then his laugh just made it funnier
The instant he said “Just like grandma used to make- yeah out of her COLON!!!” I physically squeaked with laughter and am now terrified that I woke up my dad...
Narrator: Does the shoulder strap in your car cut into your shoulder? Daz: Yeah Narrator: Is your shoulder strap to tight and annoying? Daz: Yeah Narrator: Introducing the Tiddy Bear! Daz: Shit.
for anyone who was triggered by the dump dinner comments made in this video: my mom raised three kids by herself, paid a mortgage by herself, and worked an 8:30-5:00 office job. she rarely had time to make dinner "properly", but she could do "dump dinners". sometimes it's all someone can do, and that's ok. it does not mean you are loved any less just because your parents didn't always have the time to slave over a home cooked meal. i love you all
I think the “comfort wipe” could be for people with disabilities causing mobility issues, but that infomercial is so old they didn’t bother to actually include someone with a legit disability to present it 💀💀
Yeah. But also the way that only woman spoke about basically not having dignity or it’s embarrassing to have someone wipe their ass it’s pretty much belittling people that have disabilities and need an assistant😐
Lots of infomercials that have products that are "innovative" and stuff have products for disabled people, but to broaden out the demographic as well as to not be like "Hey disabled person remember that you're disabled and need help?" They present it as something that anyone can use type deal. Like how the snuggie was made for people who need wheelchairs because it can be difficult to take a jacket on and off.
@@coyotelady6132 I believe the condition is called dwarfism, so you can just say someone who suffers with dwarfism. I know you didn't mean it this way but little people can be a bit condescending
@@nyxx012 also, there are many different reasons people might need assistance, including cognitive impairment that interferes with the understanding of why personal hygiene is important in the first place. So this thing would be useless anyway.
I love the fact that Daz doesn't remember the Tiddy bear. Even though it was in one of his video's. I think it was when he was looking at the Kickstarter videos. Also the comfort wipe. As Daz talked about the terrible school 1 ply paper that your fingers would go through everytime you'd wipe your ass, while it felt like sand paper. 😂😂😂😂
Although the meals in that book look bad I get why people make “ dump foods” or large casseroles in a baking dish. a lot of dump meals are cheap and easy to make. They also can make enough food for several days. So when your extremely busy working or have a low income foods like that can come in handy. But at the same time please make sure everything is cooked properly and up to temperature. Food poisoning is not great by any means
I remember learning that they make it out that normal people can’t do anything in infomercials, because the product is actually designed for disabled persons and they have to be able to sell the product to the rest of the public, they can’t just aim it at the disabled persons
The fact daz posted today made my day so much better, it’s been going shit and it was just horrible, I’m not even half way through and I already laughed, my day has just been 50 times better
"and a can of cola" "and a what when who a fucken!" me: and clip that and add to my sound board Thank you daz for a amazing clip that caught me so off guard I actually spit the nachos I was eating all over me monitor.
Leave all your “didn’t daz react to tiddy bare already?” comments here.
“didn’t daz react to tiddy bare already?”
Hey daZ BIG FAN BEEN WATCHING FOR YEARS
I love these you are hilarious plz keep reacting i love your vids
@@rumpystumpy784 I think he did. Why is he doing it again🤔🤔??
Mate your a legend daz I watched you for a long time😀😀😀😀😀😀
“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCKEN” is everything
Someone just liked this
I almost peed 🤣
MY FAV MOMENT HAHA
I choked on my own spit laughing
I’m fucking dying bro 😂😂
Daz: “I am a chef at heart”
(COOKING SIMULATOR FLASHBACKS)
I FUCKING LOVE THAT SERIES 💀
I was literally about to comment this! 🤣🤣🤣
Omg I remember that I loved it when his burger like when the stove blew up. Lol
*EXPLOSION*
FR
Daz: "fuck me...this woman hates food, she hates it."
Lady: "and a can of cola :D"
Daz: "AND A WHAT, WHEN, WHO UH FUCKIN?!"
😂😂
😂😂😂
That line he said made me laugh
🤣😭😂❤️
He's iconic
Lady: "yes cola."
Daz: "yes we saw."
I love that they felt it necessary to spell T-I-D-D-Y out loud. 🤣
"thats T-i-d-d-y bear :D"
Daz really found his inner Ramsay for this one: “and a what, when, who a-fuckin?!?”
That’s what I thought. He turned into Gordon for a second.
Lol
That killed me 🤣🤣
Nearly spat out my tea hahaha
18:46
“I want to be a full time Tiddy Bear!”
Daz’s daughter in the other room: What the fuck.
Why can i imagine that 😂😂
Nice profile picture and name
@@kadenplays573 :)
I remember that commercial from Worlds Dumbest I miss that show
@@ezra_chan9953 why can I aswell
Alternate title: Daz becomes Gordon Ramsey for 2 minutes
"Its Fucken Raw!!"
Not gonna lie he rlly was being Gordon
I was laughing sooo much because he acts exactly like Gordon lmao 😂
I was just waiting for him to say "we have to get Gordon Ramsey to react to this shit"
"Fresh Frozen Chef" 🧑🍳
lmao I'm dead XD
My favorite parts of the video:
1:14 “How many children will die after purchasing this🫥”
3:33 “My sister, WYHŒ🦉 WHÓ🦉
4:34 “These kids are having a fabulous time with Mr. Microphone😏 Daz: No their not😶”
14:44 “A side order of death😐”
15:11 “It’s like someone rolled dog shit in Play-Duh🤦🏽♀️”
16:12 “Do you hate people🧍🏽♀️”
17:44 “Yea as grandma used to make in her COLON😦”
18:47 “AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCKIN?!?☝️😀”
Reading the 16:12 one killed me just because of the 🧍
Me: “oh that looks yum..”
Daz: “That’s disgusting”
Me: “Yeah disgusting”
I thought the same thing
Same here
I actually thought that at the start but then as daz commentated it got worse and worse
@@bigmanayo1982 i totally agree
I mean they looked alright ig? Don't think I'd eat them tho, I like properly cooked fresh meal lol
18:46 "And a what, when, who-a fuckin'?!" Might be my new favorite Daz quote.
18:46
@Ryan Connor New meme
I know I'm very late but I say that all the time now because of Daz 🤣
Did she just put--
Ramen, Ketchup, Beef, & a pint of Pepsi?
The fact that Daz is actually seriously annoyed with the lady’s cooking- and I’m just dying with laughter 💀🖐✨
ok
@@zomb7e_ don't be that person that doesn't take jokes, please
@@huh3829 what? all i said was ok
your pfp is *gold* ✨✨✨✨
😂
I DIED AT THE PART WHEN HE SAID “just grab your cat when he’s feeling Ill and WRRRUUUIIGH “ 😂😂😂
Yeah that cracks me up every single time I see it, that is so funny 😂😂😂😂
14:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I CHOKED ON MY GUM WHEN THAT CAME ON
“Just like grandma used to make”
“IN HER COLON”
Daz is Gordon Ramsay’s long lost cousin of incest
@@Jackbeast_69 what😂😂😂😂
@@Jackbeast_69 what
@@evilfish357 hi ????? Whats going on ?
@@JXDDXRY- why you guys saying my name
@@Jackbeast_69 dont act all innocent now😂😂what happened to your £50 giveaway man😂
Daz: Sees shepherd pie.
Looks at the crust.
Thinks it's chicken.
"IT'S FUCKIN' RAWW!"
Gordon Ramsay was Daz all along🤣
Imagine his daughter having a friend over and suddenly from a distance you just hear “ I WANT TO BE A FULL TIME TIDDY BEAR! “ And they just look at each other like: 🤨😑
This is the best comment ever 😂
Imagine them hearing "i can see my penis again!" from daz's room. Id run out the house
Sounds like the weird ass shit my dad would say lol
LOL xx
@@Zeus_JohnsonHAHAHAHA
Note about the "get-a-grip" at 11:50: I am a nurse, and have too many (unused) medical supplies in my closet from sales reps, stockpiles, agencies switching suppliers, etc. So I had about 5 or 6 of the "get-a-grips", and do you know what bored children will try to use them for? They will put them up the wall inside the shower, in such a way that they could (dangerously) be used as a ladder. Until mom finds out what they're doing! 😂
I didn't read your comment...
Daz: “This woman needs to be put to sleep!”
Her: “ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ”
I was laughing so hard when he said that-
90’s ads be like
does your door ever just fall down?
“yeah’
does your whole family just leave?
“yeah”
introducing the rope!
Yes
Lmao
I will be using this
LMAO 🤣
I'll like to buy "The Rope" it has a lot of uses.
14:33
“Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and REEEAH”
I died laughing
Same bro lol
Init 🤣
Same 😂😂🤣🤣
MY STOMACH HURTS HELP 😂😫😂💀
Bro, my parents are asleep, and I DIED laughing at this. My parents woke up and that I was having a seizure. I’m dying.
Brother, your reaction to the “dump” commercial had me crying in laughter. Never cried so much while laughing my brains out 🤣🤣🤣
"it's like she headbutted a tomato and just threw it on a plate" LMAO
No replies? I can fix that!
It wasn't that funny
Hello verified
hi Jake! 👏
@@robloxkid3693 ur moms best joke was your birth
Daz: Yeah... Yeah...
Infomercial: The Tiddy Bear.
Daz: Sh*t...
Lol
Lol
Fun Slides: *exists*
Daz: "How many children will die after purchasing this?"
Alot
5,002,785,000 not much
@Fire Dargos same
421 like
Wouldn’t know I never got a pair. Thanks mom 😤
“Just grab your cat when he feels ill and REUGH”
Had me ROLLING
Daz you unlocked your inner Gordon Ramsey “the beef is RAWW”
This is exactly what I thought😂😂
"LOUCK ITS NOT COOKED!"
“It’s so raw a good vet could bring it back to life”: GR
yes just yes the food is raw
This is what the lunch ladies cook at my school. ☠️
18:46 - “AND A WHAT-WHEN-WHO-A-FUCKEN?”
Yes. Just yes.
im still wheezin-
😂🤣😂
@@xrachx0 i doubt you’ve been wheezing for 20 min, cause the original one was one hour ago and yours was 40, so it’s unlikely you’ve been wheezing for that long
@@vendexx7952 do you not know what a joke is?
A pint a Pepsi
Daz: "I am a chef"
Me: **has cooking simulator flashbacks** 🤣🤣
Omg yas I thought of that too haha kitchen literally explodes
🤣😂
Daz’s reaction to the last two infomercials got my dying of laughter 😭 😂
Edit [23/12/22]: including the “A WHAT, WHEN, WHO AH-FVCKEN?!” 😭
“And a what when who afucken?” This is now my go to line for everything 🤣🤣
Same 😂😂
I wheezed so hard lmfao XD
@@mistywonderland8208 18:46
I read this at the exact same time he said that line 🤯
Crying
"And a can of Pepsi"
"A who what when where fuckin?"
Made me laugh so hard
Time stamp:
18:40
@@PatentPending47 thank you
Cola not Pepsi
@@PatentPending47 omg tysm
@@seangofett9969 Cola is the drink, Cola isn't a company Coca - Cola is. Pepsi and Coca Cola both make Cola its the same drink
He sounded more like Gordon Ramsay, than Gordon himself 😂. It's like I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares all over again.
The beef is RAW
IKR
WHERES THE LAM SAUCE
My nightmare is that you used then instead of than
@@Mattattack_07 aa well my mistake oops, I can always fix it, thank you for correcting me :3
Thanks!
“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCK” my favorite quote now
I CACKLED
I HOWLEDDD - i am meant to be asleep 😂😂😂
*Fuckin
I think that's my favorite part in this whole video
His daughter must be worried 💀✋
“Just grab your cat when’s he’s sick and *BLUEGH*” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Same! 🤣🤣🤣
And a side order of death
I love the sound affect he makes 😁
merch idea?
Me too
“Don’t step on the carpet tho, you’ll disturb the fibers” 💀
I can't!!!!🤣🤣🤣
What’s funny is that I actually had those and they were fun and they worked
XD
LMAO!!
@@olliedean7675 Had what?
7:52 Patent Pending: “Patent pending means that you are working toward getting your idea patented. It is important because the status can deter other companies from trying to copy your invention.” In other words, it literally has nothing to do with safety
“I didn’t have a floor, I lived like Harry Potter”
It’s cool listening to stories about Daz’s family since he keeps his private life private as is the way he prefers
You must be new. He tells stories about his family and personal life all the time
@@Punk_in_pink Ong
@@Punk_in_pink a lil
@@Punk_in_pink nope. Been with Daz since 60k on Vine
“Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and RULEH”-Daz Black
14:33
16:37
"cause you're *DEAD!*"
fuckin cracks me up every time
Daz “oh my god that looks-“
Me: good!
Daz: “-disgusting ”
Me: disgusting
I NOT THE ONLY ONE
I thought it looked good too!! Then again I eat everything I’m not picky
i THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
SAME OMG I WAS LIKE: it’s looks good 😊
Daz: it’s looks disgusting! 🤢
Me: oh- 👀
👄.
tbf some of it looked better than what my mom makes for dinner
“I’m sitting there…BBQ sauce on my Tiddy Bear.”
Oh my god, vine reference 😆
Why the fuck is your pfp so damn fitting for that?!?😂😂
@@Gabi-vt4ex Mettaton is perfect for that! 💀💀💀
@LonelyCupid “and i’m like what the f*ck again?”
"Do you hate people" "it's like she head butted a tomato " I've never laughed so hard to a daz black video which is saying alot cus he makes me laugh all the time
OHHH AHH AH AHHH GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Ago what the fuck
It’s Daz games not daz black
@@maggiefarabaugh7210 I'm aware what his channel is called I've also been watching him since vine when he went by Daz Black so I call him Daz Black and will continue to do so regardless of the fact his channel is called Daz Games so sorry you just wasted a couple second of your time tryna correct me like you know everything but imma still say Daz Black GET OVER IT
The way he physically made a suction sound to explain the bonding of the mash potato and meatballs made me scream. It was such an accurate sound 😂😂😂
"just like grandma used to make"
Daz: "YEAH IN HER COLON" 🤣
Woman pouring cola.
Daz: "a what, when, who a fuckin?!"
lmao i died laughing-
i died when he said that
favorite line 😂
@@ashermiller9102 same 😂
“and-a-what-when-who’a-fucken”
best word ever made.
69
i just got to that bit, im in tears
Ikr i loved it
@@Typeresque i love your pfp
@@Typeresque no problem!
15:51 yeah a shortcut to death 💀💀
Daz: "when I cook, I cook, I am a chef"
Also daz: *blows up the kitchen hundreds of time on cooking simulator"
Hahha
OOOOOooooo
As all the best chefs do :)
That isn’t his fault (as far as we know)
"U can't call it mr microphone because u'd be assuming it's gender"
And
"I QUIT TH-cam I'M BECOMING A FULL TIME TIDDY BEAR"
KILLED MEEEEEE
As an American watching this I've realized how gross our regular sloppy meals can look to outsiders. We look for the fastest and easiest solution for our problems so ofc our cooking looks like that lmao.
Fr tho
I’m just over her like it kinda looks okay tho????
American btw
@@ddlplayz4844 it's just kinda sad seeing him like freak out at our traditional meals 🥲
@@strwbrrydaquiri fr😞
Same, I was like ohh that food looks kinda good...
I was literally eating frog legs at the Chinese restaurant before I even knew what frog legs were. Dump meals are a joke compared to what I’m used to 😂
Imagine sliding down the stairs with those slide shoes
“Just grab your cat when it’s feeling ill and”
* makes puking sound *
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 that was one of the most funniest things I have ever hear and then his laugh just made it funnier
The dry heave really made it hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Daz is a gem, he never fails to put smiles on our faces.
We know
Word
Yes
For sure
Agreed
14:33
Daz:"just grab your cat when its feeling ill and wrehll!"
Me: oh man that lasagna actually looks kinda good i would definitely…
Daz: oh my god ew look at that!
Me: disgusting! dreadful!
Why is everyone posting this exact same comment 🙃 why do people do that
@@PlebianGorilla maybe it’s a popular belief
Serena Roberts
Why do you complain about your personal problems and ruin the fun?
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah becuz she no fun at parties lol
I have seen good looking Lasagna, like Italian style. That’s raw undercooked style, but people have their differences.
I’d Be More Scared To Cook In Front Of Daz Than Gordon Ramsey Himself😬😂
Gordon Ramsey will yell at you, dad will yell at you, roast you, apologize, tell you how to do it wrong, and then be disappointed
Why Do You Type Like This
@@guszbj I honestly don’t know
Same, the moment he said bland as shit I cot scared ngl
@@guszbj why do you have foot emojis in your name?
“Just grab your cat and *Vomit noises*” Memorable Daz moment😂😂
Merch idea.
Even my dad laughed at that and he never likes anything I watch
At least the army get better rations than that
I was in tears😂
15:45 no it's not vial food. It's what you call hospital food
*vile
Gordon Ramesay: "No one can critisize food like i do"
Daz: "Linda!!! hold the tea party!"
My favourite bit of daz In This video: “A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUNKEN!” Lol 😂
Best thing ever!!!
@@leslieb8614 time atamp
@@jameshutson4484 18:46
No
I laughed so hard at that😂
The instant he said “Just like grandma used to make- yeah out of her COLON!!!” I physically squeaked with laughter and am now terrified that I woke up my dad...
OMFG 😂(sorry if something bad happed tho...but what daz said was funny)
RIP
Same
Oml sounds like sum I would do lol I'd be scared if I did ngl
Narrator: Does the shoulder strap in your car cut into your shoulder?
Daz: Yeah
Narrator: Is your shoulder strap to tight and annoying?
Daz: Yeah
Narrator: Introducing the Tiddy Bear!
Daz: Shit.
for anyone who was triggered by the dump dinner comments made in this video:
my mom raised three kids by herself, paid a mortgage by herself, and worked an 8:30-5:00 office job. she rarely had time to make dinner "properly", but she could do "dump dinners". sometimes it's all someone can do, and that's ok. it does not mean you are loved any less just because your parents didn't always have the time to slave over a home cooked meal. i love you all
It is quite simply a quick and easy way to cook. Nothing else to it 😁
I think the “comfort wipe” could be for people with disabilities causing mobility issues, but that infomercial is so old they didn’t bother to actually include someone with a legit disability to present it 💀💀
Yeah. But also the way that only woman spoke about basically not having dignity or it’s embarrassing to have someone wipe their ass it’s pretty much belittling people that have disabilities and need an assistant😐
Yeah, "little people" (is that still the politically correct term?) Have to use devices like this because their arms are often too short.
Lots of infomercials that have products that are "innovative" and stuff have products for disabled people, but to broaden out the demographic as well as to not be like "Hey disabled person remember that you're disabled and need help?" They present it as something that anyone can use type deal. Like how the snuggie was made for people who need wheelchairs because it can be difficult to take a jacket on and off.
@@coyotelady6132 I believe the condition is called dwarfism, so you can just say someone who suffers with dwarfism. I know you didn't mean it this way but little people can be a bit condescending
@@nyxx012 also, there are many different reasons people might need assistance, including cognitive impairment that interferes with the understanding of why personal hygiene is important in the first place. So this thing would be useless anyway.
Daz: *Quietly,* "And a side order of death."
But please, the way he roasted that cooking infomercial was hilariously amazing
Daz has officially turned into Gordon Ramsay "the beef is RAWW"
Who needs a therapist when you have Daz videos? Also: “A what-when-who-afuckin?!” Is my new favorite word
I know right he is true therapy and that line is absolutely fvcking hallarious
Best word in the dictionary
“Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and BLEH”
I’m fuckin dead y’all 😂
I'm crying 🤣🤣💀
I’m laughing too much lol my stomach hurts now
Same man same I generally couldn’t breathe
i wheezed too much 😂
Sammmmeee
"I am a chef at heart"
Me who just watched him blow up several kitchens in cooking simulator: 👁👄👁
Literally copied my comment lmao
Yass
Same Lol
@@charlottep515 when?
With the things daz says he should make that room soundproof 😹
“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A-F*CKEN” Is my Holy grail
18:46
🤣🤣🤣
I love the fact that Daz doesn't remember the Tiddy bear. Even though it was in one of his video's. I think it was when he was looking at the Kickstarter videos. Also the comfort wipe. As Daz talked about the terrible school 1 ply paper that your fingers would go through everytime you'd wipe your ass, while it felt like sand paper. 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking that as well
yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I’m pretty sure the tiddy bear was in one of the other infomercials but I’m basically being padantic so agreed I guess.
And the wearable towel lol
And the towel robe too lol
Kathy "Dump Meals" Mitchell is America's Kay's Cooking.
I feel it's called 'dump' because every 'meal' looks like someone has taken a massive dump all over it.
i thought the same thing
I'd like to point out at 2:40 the kid is either on a wire or being held up cause he isn't even on the carpet rail. The kid is levitating.
Although the meals in that book look bad I get why people make “ dump foods” or large casseroles in a baking dish. a lot of dump meals are cheap and easy to make. They also can make enough food for several days. So when your extremely busy working or have a low income foods like that can come in handy. But at the same time please make sure everything is cooked properly and up to temperature. Food poisoning is not great by any means
I agree ! I lived off of that stuff growing up!
@@Ambelica wzsaa
Damn dude speaking facts
P
.
..
,
Me: the lasagne looks so deli-
Daz: that's disgusting
Me: yep disgusting, that was the end of my sentence
SAME I WAS LIKE “oh that looks goo-“ AND HE WAS LIKE “DISGUSTING”
I had to do a double take at first I thought it looked good but i look back and I agree with daz.
@@TheAxalotlinaBucket That food looked so disgusting and not even cooked properly, Idk how people can find it appetising lmao
@@nctzen_dazzler3716 I agree I don't know why I thought it looked fine at first!
Deligusting
"That looks like cat sick"
"*Just grab your cat when they're feeling ill and*"
👹HÆHÆGH👹
Had me dying of laughter 🤣
LMAO
Omg same
I remember learning that they make it out that normal people can’t do anything in infomercials, because the product is actually designed for disabled persons and they have to be able to sell the product to the rest of the public, they can’t just aim it at the disabled persons
Daz: “I am a chef at heart” …..
Also Daz: blows up and entire kitchen in chef simulator.
Omg I remember that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i loved when he played that game!
@@hestia1752 me too
when he blew up the oven and half the kitchen was on fire. xD
@@hestia1752 😂😂😂😂😂
Infomercial: “and top with crescent rolls”
Daz: “and a side order of death”
shit u not read this at the exact same time it was playing, CREEPPYYY
@Fʀᴇʏᴀ Lᴀᴜʀᴇɴ Cᴀʀᴛᴇʀ idk why but that happens to me all the time!
“How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better
Hi daz
Y E S 👏👏👏
I had to change my comment bc it was the same as yours 😑😶
Sadness
@@kyewilson6541 um that's not Daz
Yep defo who’s day isnt made 10x better
10:55 because a lot of these items are designed for people with disabilities, but they are marketed towards abled-bodied people,
18:46 “and a what when whoa fucken!”
- Daz Black
Best line of this century!! 😂😂😂😂
AGREEEEEDDDDDD!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:54 "well Bill Cosby is having a good time outside." Killed me Daz got jokes for days
Daz whenever the cooking lady commercial was on: *GORDON RAMSEY MODE ACTIVATED*
🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻
I feel bad for the old lady tho🥺😭 she looks so friendly but the food looks a little odd
“You’ll disturb the fibers” 😂😂😂😂😂
18:44
Lady: "...and a can of Cola"
Daz: "AND A WHAT WHEN WHO-A FUCKEN?!"
thought he started speaking german lol
"Just grab your cat when he's feeling I'll and SQUEEZE"
i spit out my spaghetti o’s when i heard that part
ive been laughing for like 5 minutes already from when he said that
That’s it Daz Unleash your inner Gordon Ramsay
This is my favorite part 18:42
The fact daz posted today made my day so much better, it’s been going shit and it was just horrible, I’m not even half way through and I already laughed, my day has just been 50 times better
Same here ^^
I definitely agree. I'm so sorry though, hope you guys feel better soon. Much love.
Oh same. My morning sucks.. Really sucks.. I was down the whole day. Still thinking about it right now.
same here
14:09 I grew up on this type of food...it looked really good to me
“AND A WHAT, WHERE, WHO A-FUCKIN”. i am deceased 😂
I've been wheezing for ten minutes straight.
I need this as a notification sound on my phone 😭😂
nvm, I made one 😂
I read that the exact time he said it
New favorite quote
Woman: Roasted Chicken and Potatoes
Daz: Roasted in what under a bed side lamp
"and a can of cola"
"and a what when who a fucken!"
me: and clip that and add to my sound board
Thank you daz for a amazing clip that caught me so off guard I actually spit the nachos I was eating all over me monitor.
hahah I laughed soo hard at this moment my mom came in my room asked me why I was laughing
Time stamp?
@@mellow2573 18:45
@@dakotawarrior9293 thx!
5:59 This killed meeeeeee 💀💀
Also I died laughing when he reacted to the cook book. Daz turned into Gordon Ramsay 💀💀
The “what grandma used to make in her COLON” killed me 😂😂😂
Colon
Gordon Ramsey be like: you’re hired
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
OMG this is amazing
"The Beef is Fucking RAW"
“Oh that poor pig died for that shit” 😂
Couldn’t agree more
What’s sad is I remember most of these from my childhood. Even back then, the tiddy bear was questionable 😂