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The husband's search history would be like
"What state is murder legal?"
"How to cook a pig"
"Nearest slaughterhouse"
👁️👄👁️
"Nearest Butcher"
He may serch crazyest woman ever and the place the person lives is his home! 🤣
Haahah
Lol
Daz: "an angel pig, it's a pig with wings."
Me: *a* *p i g a s u s*
Why's this comment only got 13 likes?!?!
A like and comment for you, love.
😂😂😂😂😂 ✨pigasus✨ 😂😂
I said the same thing 😂🤭
you should run for president idc if your not from america move
“She’s not hurting anyone”
The husband would like to differ 😰
I feel bad for her kids. Imagine inviting a friend over and then it’s just pigs everywhere. That must be so embarrassing.
@@katetroughear7915 They didn't even want to invite friends over. Imagine being so selfish that you deprive your children of fun, making memories with friends and happiness for your creepy little obsession after you saw a single pig one day and thought "hey that's cute".
At first I thought it was gonna be some mental trauma or something that kicked it off but no, she literally saw a pig one day and that was that. The husband is a champ too, I'd have dipped years ago. The house is a total mess with all the pig stuff. I couldn't live like that at all, its just clutter and junk everywhere. There's also nothing of his interests anywhere, no family photos, no wedding photos or anything. It's peak selfishness and honestly, she's a crappy person for doing this to her family.
It's a hazard for her grandkids too. What if they grab something and it breaks and cuts them? I can't believe how selfish she is and how badly she treats her husband. She treats a bunch of inanimate junk better than her husband, kids and grandkids.
@Subarashii_Nem literally could not have said it better, you basicly wrote out all my thoughts on it
@@Subarashii_Nem it's not that deep lmao
"you've got two grandkids, dust THEM"
"But you're only getting *_one_* little pig"
"Baby pig? *Nervous chuckle* ok, security"
*"NO SH1T HONEY"*
"I used to live like a pig"
"I identify as a bat _laughs in Daz"_
"Man kills his wife by forcing pig. Up. Her. Ass"
Piglet
Wait Imma make timestamps
6:07
10:27
10:40
11:20
11:59
13:43
@@lil.serbian.girl.👍🗿
"honey dinner is ready"
"what r we having"
"bacon"
"what-"
Pork chops, bacon and hot dogs!
Vegan bacon :P.
No need to hurt animals
Ha
ah yes, bacon for dinner
600th like!
Not that anybody cares... 😅
If that's the case, she is going to *HATE* angry birds...
Lol
😂😂👌
@George Khoory is that not what pigs do? 🙀
@George Khoory They are the enemies in the game because they stole their eggs like in the Movie.
@George Khoory I don't think you understand the mechanics of games.
the woman: "I love it so everyone else should"
vegan teacher: "be vegan because I am or else you are a veganphobia/animal abuser"
me: "no"
the new avengers sounds good
Not the vegan teacher🤦
The vegan teacher is a hypocrite I saw a photo of her sitting outside of McDonald's eating a cheeseburger
My mum “ your room is a pig-stye”
Me “ No, Sharon’s house is a pig-stye” 🤣
her husbands search history:
"why is my wife obsessed with pigs?"
"how to get away with murder"
"does my wife have a pig kink"
"How to use a pig as a midevil torture device"
@@Gr8lake.dogman LMFAO YES
@Michael Appiah LMAOO
"Ways to kill your wife and blame the cause of death on a pig"
yalls comments are so funny frr😭😭
The fact that she’s wearing a golden pig ring on her wedding finger-
Wait I never noticed that I was staring at her head
Wait and earings
Imagine if when her husband proposed she oinked like a pig instead of saying yes
@@formula.2337 i m a g i n e
@@formula.2337 aaaaaa 🤣
13:00 i believe hes telling us to help through morse code man
7:14 THE DOG IS BEING FORCED TO WEAR A PIG
HAD ME CRACKED UP FOR AGES LOL
women: I love pigs
earthquake: lets see about that
Oh god no XD
*woman
@@izzy-chan4104 why why just what was the point of correcting her
probably one of those really annoying people that think they’re better than everyone else. it’s usually the case
@@glitchgamer_rza437 it makes them feel intelligent
Detective: How did she die?
Husband: Natural causes.
Detective: It says she was pushed off a cliff.
Husband: Gravity *is* a natural cause
I might be messed up but that’s funny for some reason
😳😂
@@slendermanproxies ikr 😂
Lol
why is it really funny tho
Daz:I understand that she's not hurting anyone
Me:her husband is developing depression 😂
4:58 "She's scaring me!"
I don't blame you, she didn't blink ONCE when she said that.
This lady's hat takes the saying "when pigs fly" to a whole new level.
My thoughts exactly 😂
Yes
I was gonna write this 🤣🤣
For the reason of Walt Disney I was about to say that the saying is when elephants fly 🤣 but nevermind
Ikr lmao 😂😂
"That's not a home, that's a village." LELELEL
When he was rubbing the sticks together and imitating the pig I was dying😭
^ same-
No it is a settle ment
No....
It's a farm
@@Sugar_Momma I lost it dying of laughing 😂😂
When I was maybe 6 or 7 I went to my neighbors backyard by myself where he had a pig pin. My neighbor is a nice old man and before this he had told me I could feed the pig with crab apples from the tree he had by throwing them in the pin. For whatever reason I forgot or just didn’t listen to that advice and I put the apple in my hand with my palm flat. (Probably because I had been taught to feed horses that way) It ate the apple but in the process accidentally bit my thumb. It was a surprisingly clean cut that I’m pretty sure went to the bone. Anyways I went running to my house and started washing my hand In the sink. By the time I got to the sink my entire hand was covered in blood. I never went to the doctor and somehow it didn’t get infected but I definitely learned to never feed a pig with your hand.
I think I did that same thing one time when I was 5...
I'm so glad you're okay ❤❤
I almost spat my drink all over my laptop at 9:45 "PORK CHOPS!"
If you’re reading this you haven’t yet heard the “HA” at the end
:0
I haven’t lol
Kim Taehyung?!?!
Tae you are right XO
I have
“For the pig, not the husband”
This made me go 😦
Same...
🍵
She doesn’t deserve such a loving husband he’s clearly not happy with it but let’s her do it for her to be happy but she doesn’t care about his hobbies she’s selfish
@@adamminto4803 for real
13:10 I was drinking water... A fatal error-
“I love it, and everyone should love it too.” I don’t even wish that about the music or anime I watch, much less an animal that I’d adopt! That’s a very juvenile mindset to have, lady!
What if she turned round and said to her husband:
“Honey, I’m into cows now.”
Omg yesssssssss 🐄🐮🐷🐖
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Moo
Then RIP Sheron 💀
If that happened she can have my sister
Narrator: Sharon’s gonna get a pig
Daz: Jesus Christ her husbands gonna cook it
my mom when she herd the "graet Ethan now i want pig"
Wife: comes down for breakfast one morning
Husband: "bacon anyone?"
Hahaha😂
I wonder how robbers would react if they broke in and saw pigs
"I see a cage in the corner... If that's not for her husband I bet it's for a pig"- stoppp 💀💀💀💀💀
Staaawp
Imagine if their was an earthquake in this woman’s house 😬
The husband would be screaming in happiness.
Poor women would have a heart attack!
Then pigs would finally fly
She would be like: SCREE SCREEEEEEEEEE OINK OINK OINK SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OINK SNORT SCREE SCEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OINKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@Ilovedavidtennant333 Lmao🤣🤣
This is actually kinda selfish. You shouldn’t sprawl your collection across your home. Find a specific room and keep it at that. Especially when you live with others
Exactly- she's clearly giving a big amount of love to the wrong things-
No
ikr
@@shotaaizawa8614 yes
Actually it depends on the size of the collection, with the size of her collection it should have it's own building. It's also depends on (if anyone else lives with you) what you special someone or roommates are ok with it.
My grandma has an entire Disney MUSEUM in the house! So many pins and collectables! And they're EVERYWHERE!!
Im so mad that I discovered Daz’s channel NOW.. I’ve been hanging out with pewds and markiplier for waaay too long. Like Daz is actually really funny and I have never been crylaughing like this in a long while 🤣 I have come to stay!
“You’re having a mid life crisis that lasted” IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG
I DIED
Whole life crisis
LMAO 😂
My nana LOVES cows 🐮 and I showed her this and she said “is she okay?”. And I asked her if she would do the same thing and she sad “hell no” 😂😂😂
My mom is the same about 🐔.... the she started on Elvis.
My nan likes owls but she doesn't have THAT MANY
@@annangela3998my mom has an elvis thing too. we have an elvis action figure in the bathroom that watches you while you shit
@@rexjolles 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@annann9909 and she's a SERIOUS Dolly Parton fan
The instant they talked to the husband I burst out laughing
2:50 LOL Detective Daz thinks he’s onto something.
The husbands search history be like
“How to get my wife to stop obsessing over pigs”
“How to kill my wife, and hide her body”
“I wish pigs didn’t exist”
For legal reasons this is a joke 😂
Fun fact pigs can eat a whole human body very quickly 🙃😂 so if he did kill her you think he would feed her to pigs?
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 that’s the smarter thing to do🤣
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 oop 🤭😂
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 Carole Baskins but take away tiger and add pig
The Carol Baskin of pigs
I feel so bad for that poor guy. He's been completely maligned by the pigs...
I love you profile pic
Same it's the best
Thank you 😁
I love your profile pic 🤩
10:10 campfire
13:13 "he's like: .... -³ᵉᵉᶦᶦᵃᵉᵃᶦᵏʰhUU-"
Before I was born, my parents had a friend who had a pet pig that waddled around in their house for many years. My parents found it a little odd, but it never hurt anyone. My parents thought it was quite odd though lol 😂
Her: I like the pink ones better then the black ones
Me: racist
Ikr 😳
I don’t know if this is a joke or not-
@@ziyrns it’s a joke lol
@@mel_nabelova4770 okay good thx
@@ziyrns ya it’s a joke XD
No one:
Literally no one:
Daz when he sees a child:”is that real”
Daz dont like these
1:05 My dad read stories for us until I was 13 when it just became a once in a week/month thing. He ended up reading us books like nineteen-eighty-four. We ended with many history books as that is our favorite subject. I would learn as much about history in half an hour bedtime stories than I learned in a week of school.
“Maybe he’s a pig I don’t know”😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said "you're not hurting anyone"
Just look at the husband's face!
Time samp?
@@klepto9036 7:30
Did you know fully grown pigs can eat a human if it’s chopped up so that’s why the husband agreed to the pig
They can eat everything except teeth and kneecaps. Oof.
Oof is he going to be happy when she's gone that's the only reason he agreed to the pig "Who else think's she dose't die of natural causes" that's why!
It doesn’t have to be chopped up
@@hlinneyefc75 pretty sure it does
Is SHE wanted to die of anything, it’s be a goddamn pig
This is my comfort video😂😂😂😂
All jokes aside, that pig is ADORABLE!
Her: *fills out pig adoption papers*
Him: *fills out divorce papers*
Edit: tf how did i get over 600 likes?!
I mean, I would 😂
Lol
😂
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🐷🐽🐖🐷🐽🐖
Noice
This is called hoarding. Not collecting. Just because her hoarding is themed doesn't make it any less so.
Uhm what-
Ok boomer
@@jessica-penelopeallen1244 lmao
isn't hoarding less sanitary? Like at least she seems to regularly clean her collection, is it still hoarding then? o.o.
Hoarders is only a show.
Her severe attachment and compulsion to fill her life with these things suggest it's far beyond a hobby. As well as the clear line she has drawn between her 'collection' and everyone else she loves. She'll easily push them aside to make room for more pigs.
Daz zz always lightens up my mood and my whole day in fact, even when I'm at my very worst he manages to make me smile, :)
im so happy to see single daz get a future with his fiance .
This is the only person that has got me through lockdown.
Edit: thx you so much for 1.7k likes. I am shocked
Same. And Unus Annus did. Did.
Me too stay tough hun hopefully for not much longer.
And Daz you are the best.
Same- lol
Same ☺️
If you want help or somone to talk to im free, my discord tag is DARKNATIOUS#4158
Why isn't he leaving her like
This is a horrible relationship
I agree with FrogguChan
@Hailey Willock in my modest opinion, it is, opinions are many as many point of views exists, but in my opinion it is horrible
@Hailey Willock she’s emotionally and mentally abusing him, though.
Not every abuse HAS to be physical. And they’re all equally horrible.
@@murderousashes9690 wait where was the emotional and mental abuse?
@@murderousashes9690 no duh
0:23 yeah i’m not obsessed with collectibles either 😅 *looks at my 43 funko pops on my shelf*
7:15
(5 seconds later)
"Anyone in your family have any allergies to pigs"
What if his hobby is cheating on her with a woman who owns a butcher shop.
Omg 😂
She finds out and he replys like "well i love the butcher lady therefore everyone else should too"
Now thats what i call a happy ending for that couple lol
Memento Mori my friend🥺
Oh how the tables they tern ..... oh how the turn tables 😂😂😂😂😂
If she’s obsessed with pigs why doesn’t she have a Peppa pig toy collection?
Oh, I hope she doesn’t see this Bakugo...
Hey, but u can blow up her collection if it gets anymore out of hand!
Good Question Bakugou...
She’s a poser
youre not wrong-
Bakugo she probably does
Daz: A pig bite feels like forcing a spoon into your arm
Me eating cereal: 😳👀🤔
Daz's brain: "when she comes down one morning, PoRK ChOpS!"
“I’m sure this will affect her family her husband. If she has one... maybe he’s a pig”😂😂😭😭
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! begon bot go awayyyyy I’m a man of god AHHH 😇
I thought daz was with soheila
Razz
Nobody’s talking about the fact that Dax is getting skinnier. I’m actually proud of him for it. It’s good for your heart. Daz if u read this, I love you and your videos make me laugh so hard, when I’m upset or down I watch ur videos. Your personality and humor makes me happier everyday.
I was thinking the same thing. I’m so proud of him and how hard he has worked
ikr he's doing amazing!!
ITS DAX
@@glaptoper I meant daz but auto correct got me
Ohh I thought he did!
I noticed it in his face first.
And I agree, I love his humour he aaalways makes me happy without fail
I think the pig hat with wings is a direct reference to the saying "when pigs fly"
"She's not hurting anyone." I feel as if her husband's mental state would beg to differ.
“I have tried to slow down her collection of pigs” I about died of laughter
LMAOOO Not even try to stop it, just ATLEAST slow it down 😂😂 ahhh.. Poor guy.
If she is obsessed with pigs....she probably has played Minecraft, her house might be fulled with piggies
Oh sheesh... Imagine..
@Cinderella’s Glass Slipper I agree and I love your pfp
Then her husbands is just raw pork chops scattered all over the floor/
"Pig gonna be there rubbing two sticks together like pig sounds" that made me laugh😂
This is a very good example of why I don't like the saying happy wife happy life because both wife and husband should BOTH be happy
She is like Carol Baskin but instead of Tigers it’s pigs
Nah she’s the Tiger King and the husband is Carol
lol
Everyone's gangsta til they see the inside of the woman's house looking like a pigs antique shop
*y* *e* *s*
Not gonna lie, it looks very aesthetic ✨💫 having all this figurines in their place 👌
@@snowhitechristmas no it just looks crowded ✨👌
@@charlotte6154 Yeah 😁 isn't that obvious
@@snowhitechristmas yes 😁
10:10 I legit watched this clip over and over for almost an hour.
I think she said when she was in Kindergarten. She didn't say she was ever a teacher. Although she's obviously much older, so that timeline makes no sense. I am now confused.
Well it’s a weird teacher then
@@AverageHandle_ I personally haven't heard of a teacher bringing a pig to school, but it's not uncommon to bring chicks, rabbits, or hamsters for the students to have as a class pet. But it was probably just for the day and then back to the farm it went. Who knows.
Yeah cuz she said she’s been collecting them for 40 years, if her obsession began In kindergarten that would mean she’s only 45.
I think she meant when her kids where in kindergarten the teacher brought one in (I’m from England so we don’t have kindergarten but I know some preschools might get a visitor come in with farm animals or pets)
@@georgedisney9229 Yes! I think you're right.
You know he’s serious when he said “ I know she’s not harming anyone but...”.
There is a word for these people. Fozberps.
It stands for foxes, owls, zebras, badgers, elephants, rabbits, pigs.
Dave Gorman.
when he talked about the pigs campfire and started making noises i almost died chocking on my soda🤣🤣
When she said “do you have adequate love and affection? Yes,for the pig not the husband” I literally yelled “DIVORCE!!”
Fr. Honestly he should have divorced her years ago.
I yelled LESBIANISM!
[] a boyfriend
[] a happy husband
* a husband wanting to throw himself out the window regretting life’s decisions
9:54 the workers delivering the pig walks and look around in terror,imagine there faces 😂take it back
I almost wonder if sometning happened to her on that field trip with the teacher? Like maybe the teacher did something to her and she went and took comfort in petting a pig? And now shes kinda emotionally bonded to this animal as a kinda coping mechanism
That husband is probably the sweetest guy. Poor guy has nothing to say in this. Bless him 🙏🏻
"For the pig, not the husband"
DIVORCE!!!! That is going through his head right now
Make her pay for the mental damage he received.
wife: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PIG COLLECTION
sally: (running around the house)
"just blink, please blink"
me: "BLINK IF YOU NEED HELP!"
Police: how did she die?
Husband: a pig
Police: Wut
Husband: she was eaten by a pig
bacons final revenge
Pig's have been known on Rare Occasions to eat their owners.
@@rearea0286 creepy 😳
@@hyperhorrorchild5220 Look it up, there's been Stories manly when people have something Medical Happen. Like one Story when a Man had a Seizure so he fell in his Pig Pen, then they started biting him and eating him.
@@rearea0286 whoa thats awful-
Daz: "Who here, thinks she won't die of natural causes?"
Me: *slowly raises my hand*
Daz: "Me too"
Why is everybody likeing this?? Thank you! It's the most I've ever gotten!🌟
I raised my hand aswell aha
4:55 NO BLINKING
Pig woman:Babe where's the pig?
Man:Oh...sorry
I couldn't imagine a worse hell than watching the movie "Babe" with her, in that house, wearing that hat.
Imagine the sobbing when she watches CHARLOTTE'S WEB! 😳
Okay but your videos,
lol ye
@@mimsterrr7231 Could be worse, they could be with piggies 😂
and “peppa pig” for morning cartoons 😀
The lady: “For the pig not the husband”
Daz: “ooooooooohoooooohooooo can we go back of course we can im in control”
Aaaaand divorce.
I like to say the intro with Daz, God bless his heart, he is a such a kind and loving person.
Guess who's having a free ham for Christmas dinner
If she ever gets over her obsession and decides to sell the pigs, they WILL make millions no joke
Keyword, if
Husbands search history
"Is there such a thing as a pig kink?"
"Where is murder legal?"
"How to cook a real pig?"
Lmao
"Nearest slaughterhouse"
Lol 😆
@@Bav-s30z that's on my brother's search history
@@CLOUDY_KRANE WHAAATT
The hat isn't an angel-pig.
It's a PIGasus 😂😂
This man makes me smile SM 😂 I've watched him lit all day ❤
Who else thinks that Daz should go on I’m a celebrity 2021 like if you agree so he can see this
IMAGINEEEEE OMG
“AAAH COCKROACH UP MY ARSEHOLE”
@@ashley39163 AHAHHA
Yess
AHH THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEAA
"Who thinks she wont die of natural causes"
Me: ಠ_ಠノ”
I was feeling so low all day, then I watched this as I know if anyone can make me smile and laugh, it's Daz, and boy he didn't fail 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:21 bro took "when pigs fly" too seriously
Daz:“Who here thinks she won’t die of natural causes”
Me:☝️
Me lol 😂
By pig
The arrow is supposed go down
I put my hand up as well
Me to:👊👁👄👁✋