@@ClaireMulry-bp5ro I'm quoting a clip in the video. No one was calling Taylor a male. The quote was comparing a singer. Before commenting assumptions please watch the video before hand.
2:48 that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you choose to learn in a driving school car. Driving school cars have some called Dual controls. You know for a fact that dad was pressing down on the nonexistent brake pedal.
@@katygamer16 The funny thing is people see the size of our huntsman spiders and freak out. They can't hurt you and actually keep flies and mosquitoes away. It's our small redback spiders that are highly venomous, but there's antivenom for any bite. Only one person has died from a bite in the last 70 years. I find them under my outdoor furniture and bin lids etc... We just learn to shake our shoes out before putting them on. That's just normal. Look at how many people die from hippopotamus attacks in Africa per year... Every country has scary and sometimes deadly things.
0:41 NOOOO! Please don’t stop doing Try Not to Laugh videos! They give us Dazzlers some of the best episodes of Daz Watches and Daz’s Meme Watch! It’s so hard to contain our laughter seeing you try to hold yours back, and when you can’t hold it back anymore, neither can we! It’s some of my favorite videos of yours, right up there with your old Vines.
Before he said anything, I said, “go back to bed grandma” then daz says,” I think she had a little bit too much cocaine in her tea” 😂 which I think is the best line of daz! 😅 1:49 Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
I had been struggling with addiction and one of the tools is distraction distraction distraction. Whole heartedly grateful to Daz for content to not only be distracted by, but the humour/giggles through dark times. Thanks Daz! X
Hey man ! Just wanted to say keep going and wish you best luck with everything ❤❤ You should be so proud of yourself and you're even better each ajd every second 💫💫💖😁
There’s a old-timey cultural assumption that skateboards are anarchists who obsess about drugs, graffiti, and blatant disregard to everything. But in all actuality, the mental and physical ability you have to have to skate is really impressive.
I love you daz you've helped me when i was anxious and depressed you made me piss myself laughing mate thanks and i missed your darn Australian show we had no money so i was angry for a while
Daz man, I have been a fan for a long time. While i stopped watching for awhile I have had family health issues recently and saw you on my suggestions, i knew you would be able to cheer me up you have the most contagious laugh ever and an extremely lovable personality at least from what I see through the screen. Thank you for what you do man, Keep on being yourself
7:10 the craving soil thing is called pica or pica disorder where you crave non food items like ice, dirt, clay, chalk or startch (amongst other things). It mostly stems from mineral deficiencies (mostly iron and or zinc deficiencies), but theres also mental and texture aspect that plays into it, it hasnt really been narrowed down from what i could find. It depends on the person and situation really, if youre really struggling with it then pls go see a doctor, theres nothing shameful about seeking help or treatment (whether it be iron tablets or something else).
I spend more time on insta reels than I do tiktok, instagram is so unhinged and the comments blow me awayyyy, the shit people says be funnier than the actual reel. Daz cracks me up as well
7:07 It’s a condition called Pica (an eating disorder, in which a person craves and eat things that are not usually considered food) during pregnancy where you experience mineral/nutrient deficiency and crave soil because soil have whatever nutrients your body is missing in it. Some people develop anemia / iron deficiency, copper deficiency, magnesium deficiency, and calcium deficiency. Soil and Clay contain all of these minerals/nutrients that the body is missing during the production of a fetus. I can also arise when your immune system changes in your body, wants to protect it from toxins and pathogens by trying to consume dirt… which I don’t think is the healthiest way to boost your immune system 😂 but how the body has funky ways of trying to let you know stuff. It actually doesn’t just happen to women, it happens in anemic people, such as myself. I have caught myself nibbling on clay before, and when I was little, I used to bite rocks and sand. Trust me, I know how weird that is already….. 💀 it also develops in men, and animals. The root cause of it is hormonal changes and iron deficiency. But what’s really funny is that eating soil can actually induce anemia and lead poisoning. Soooo- better off just staying away from it all together, probably…. 😂😂😂
"Health-care professionals believe that in gestation, a craving for soil is caused by hormone changes and iron deficiency. They also stated, that geophagy can be associated with GI upset, micronutrient deficiencies, human immunodeficiency virus, and mental health diseases, especially when not pregnant." (Source: National Institute Of Health) Just for those wondering why "craving soil" is a thing.
8:20 Are you kidding me? I’m really disappointed in those people in that comment section. They could do so much better. Why did none of them think “Jimmy Neutron”?
Daz, you know damn well that if you were not recording, and the world wasn’t a snowflake, you would’ve laughed so hard at every single one of these videos. All the time at the offensive videos that you watch😂🫶🏻
As a Muslim I wanna thank you for 2 things . 1- saying the word Muslim right not like Americans saying it with a z .. 2- for saying this is not true ♥️
12:25 that's probably just a little decoration for a fairy garden (the fake ones) where you put together pretty little gardens and make it look mythical and magical and like a fairy would live there. It's not real at all 😭
“His son looks like a guess who character”
Why is that so accurate 😂
Innit
So true 1:25
this made me giggle
i was driniking while he saidd that and i snorted out all my pasito soda and started cryiing
THREW ME OFF
Daz is literally one of the few viners who hasnt become cringe bro is the uncancellable man
True
if you say so
So true
Sorry but wtf is darren on about saying its "summer" 😂 has he not seen the wether outside?
Agreed❤️
"If fairies have wings, why the fuck would they build a bicycle?Look at it!! 😡😡"
lost it then 💀😂
He's got a point 😂
It was already in the comments, he just repeated it.
Maybe the fairy is dutch 😼
same lol
Tinker bells movies shows why 😂❤
"why was that gay male Taylor Swift" 😂😂 I FUCKING DIED
Taylor is female
@@ClaireMulry-bp5ro I'm quoting a clip in the video. No one was calling Taylor a male. The quote was comparing a singer.
Before commenting assumptions please watch the video before hand.
@@ClaireMulry-bp5ro I believe that is why he specified MALE Tayler Swift
i was literally thinking the same thing and then daz said it
For women craving soil, it’s usually an iron deficiency. We lose blood every month, which in some cases can cause anemia.
YEP! it's either that or pica! i have anemia and crave weird shit a lot of
@@sleepybun908 me too! You know what really helps me? Beets. I only like them when I’m craving dirt! Haha 🤣
yeah i have anemia and i used to crave stuff like paper, ice and dirt😭😭
Ive been Iron deficient a good chunk of my life and been anaemic and I haven't ever craved dirt
I feel blessed, i’m anemic, but i’ve never gotten the urge to go outback and eat the garden
2:48 that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you choose to learn in a driving school car. Driving school cars have some called Dual controls.
You know for a fact that dad was pressing down on the nonexistent brake pedal.
Yooooooooouuuuu know it...
666 likes 👁👅👁
@@RadXD2000 hell yeah!
777 likes-
@MylieJones-RyburnStudent nice.
“Twatery” 😭😭
So true lol
@@stephengodsil294 :)
Fr lmao
Ikr lol😂
Fr
SPIDERS CAN SWIM?! 20:49
You're right, moving to Mars it is.
Fuck that lol 😂
At 16:15 I remember there was no blur
Come visit Australia. 🕷️
@@elenawilliams32 no thank you. Spiders there are way bigger than in africa. I already stay away from the beach and places with lots of trees 😅
@@katygamer16 The funny thing is people see the size of our huntsman spiders and freak out. They can't hurt you and actually keep flies and mosquitoes away. It's our small redback spiders that are highly venomous, but there's antivenom for any bite. Only one person has died from a bite in the last 70 years.
I find them under my outdoor furniture and bin lids etc... We just learn to shake our shoes out before putting them on. That's just normal. Look at how many people die from hippopotamus attacks in Africa per year... Every country has scary and sometimes deadly things.
14:41 NOT THE AIZAWA GIF JUST APPEARING- (I love aizawa, and daz, perfect colllab)
only people that have been watching him for 7 years can like this
I been loving his content since vine, Daz is one creator I'll always come back and watch anytime!
I've watched him for 18 almost 19 years lol
Lol
😂😂70
I won't like it then
Daz you make me less depressed every time i watched you and Thank you. :)
I'm 99% sure the skater karen video was satire. They were giggling through the "argument." xD
"If fairy's Can fly Than why the f#ck do they need Bikes"😂
Timestamp?
@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock12:38
For when they loose their wings lol
@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock12:39
5:22 Okay but that ASMR actually sounded so good! Tickled my brain 😮💨
I hate the whispering and tapping. Unintentional ASMR is the best.
i will never ever understand how ASMR became a thing... it does NOTHING for me, i just find it weird as hell...
0:41 NOOOO! Please don’t stop doing Try Not to Laugh videos! They give us Dazzlers some of the best episodes of Daz Watches and Daz’s Meme Watch! It’s so hard to contain our laughter seeing you try to hold yours back, and when you can’t hold it back anymore, neither can we! It’s some of my favorite videos of yours, right up there with your old Vines.
0:54 he was rethinking live decisions.. 🤣🤣
Lol😂
he loooks so sad...
Me at school:
5:35 DAZ LOL😭😭I was not expecting that burp. I’m dying
0:49 poor guy just accepted his fate 😭
Frr
For real man
you can tell he's like "yeah now that I think about it, that was a stupid ass idea"
Don’t poor him. That’s his fault
"If fairies have wings, why the fuck would they build a bicycle?Look at it!” Got me for 10 minutes and I don’t know why!
0:47 I have a feeling that he had a conversation with his wife beforehand about being careful with his phone while flying
8:13 that "i bet she can smoke a cigarette in the rain. Had me dying😂😂😂😂
I was dying laughing at the “microwaved Katy Perry”
What does it mean lol
@@Itsgrace-xo he means that her forehead is so big that it wil cover the cigarette so it doesnt get wet
@@gwoonpim i know it’s a joke and all but seriously? Like how tf does that work 😂😂💀
@@Itsgrace-xo yeah idk either🤣🤣
Before he said anything, I said, “go back to bed grandma” then daz says,” I think she had a little bit too much cocaine in her tea” 😂 which I think is the best line of daz! 😅 1:49
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
That must have been a little too perfect for timing
1:49 1:52
My dream is to see daz and I get to see him up in July. If he sees this comment I might scream.
I had been struggling with addiction and one of the tools is distraction distraction distraction. Whole heartedly grateful to Daz for content to not only be distracted by, but the humour/giggles through dark times. Thanks Daz! X
Hey man ! Just wanted to say keep going and wish you best luck with everything ❤❤ You should be so proud of yourself and you're even better each ajd every second 💫💫💖😁
There’s a old-timey cultural assumption that skateboards are anarchists who obsess about drugs, graffiti, and blatant disregard to everything. But in all actuality, the mental and physical ability you have to have to skate is really impressive.
I love watching your videos… the main reason is because you’re mature outlook on things… you are literally like the TH-cam dad
A DAZ A DAY MAKE THE DPRESSION GO AWAY!!!
1st of all, rhyme 2nd of all so true, and 3rd of all, thanks for letting me know we are on the same page
AGREED
Corny
11:12 “she had a good life 😊🥰❤…..now she’s fish food 😛💪🏽💕”
😂😂😂😂
"His son looks like a guess who character"
I love how daz makes such accurate and funny jokes 😂😂
I love you daz you've helped me when i was anxious and depressed you made me piss myself laughing mate thanks and i missed your darn Australian show we had no money so i was angry for a while
Daz man, I have been a fan for a long time. While i stopped watching for awhile I have had family health issues recently and saw you on my suggestions, i knew you would be able to cheer me up you have the most contagious laugh ever and an extremely lovable personality at least from what I see through the screen.
Thank you for what you do man, Keep on being yourself
10:53 "i get if they're grinding up a building" just made me laugh for some reason🤣
r/suddenlygay
Daz could watch a whole compilation of those old Skyrim memes/glitches, they’re so good XD
Bold of you assume these glitches don't still happen lol
I know they still happen. It’s just the older games where they seem to happen most and are the classics.
7:10 the craving soil thing is called pica or pica disorder where you crave non food items like ice, dirt, clay, chalk or startch (amongst other things). It mostly stems from mineral deficiencies (mostly iron and or zinc deficiencies), but theres also mental and texture aspect that plays into it, it hasnt really been narrowed down from what i could find. It depends on the person and situation really, if youre really struggling with it then pls go see a doctor, theres nothing shameful about seeking help or treatment (whether it be iron tablets or something else).
“You think you’ll learn a random fact but it’s just tWatTeRy” imd dying ur my fav TH-camr daz 😂😂
I spend more time on insta reels than I do tiktok, instagram is so unhinged and the comments blow me awayyyy, the shit people says be funnier than the actual reel. Daz cracks me up as well
7:07 It’s a condition called Pica (an eating disorder, in which a person craves and eat things that are not usually considered food) during pregnancy where you experience mineral/nutrient deficiency and crave soil because soil have whatever nutrients your body is missing in it. Some people develop anemia / iron deficiency, copper deficiency, magnesium deficiency, and calcium deficiency. Soil and Clay contain all of these minerals/nutrients that the body is missing during the production of a fetus. I can also arise when your immune system changes in your body, wants to protect it from toxins and pathogens by trying to consume dirt… which I don’t think is the healthiest way to boost your immune system 😂 but how the body has funky ways of trying to let you know stuff. It actually doesn’t just happen to women, it happens in anemic people, such as myself. I have caught myself nibbling on clay before, and when I was little, I used to bite rocks and sand. Trust me, I know how weird that is already….. 💀 it also develops in men, and animals. The root cause of it is hormonal changes and iron deficiency. But what’s really funny is that eating soil can actually induce anemia and lead poisoning. Soooo- better off just staying away from it all together, probably…. 😂😂😂
When I was anemic I would crave dog biscuits and cardboard boxes.
Craving dirt comes down to deficiency. Your body is looking for missing nutrients.
Exactly 🙌 especially iron
I still wouldn't eat it as a woman.
@@Chloe4656. oh me neither 😅 I will say I do enjoy how wet earth smells though, like a rainy day ⛈️🌀
It's iron
How does your body know what's in the dirt that it needs?
YESSS A DAZ WATCHES!!! MADE MY DAY
It was only released like five minutes ago in the whole video goes for 22 minutes
@@nypdphoneprompts5735 ok? And.....?
Always❤️
him reacting to mr hungry sent me😭😭😭😭 17:22
0:58 i just wanna reach in and give him a hug :(
As a woman I can ASSURE YOU I have NEVER wanted to consume soil nor did I ever! 😂
19:07 the mosquito at 2 in the morning
6:35 when she fell, imagine her falling on the needle and it going right through her brain
19:24 That Jensen Ackles comment. 😆💚SUPERNATURAL w/ Guest TH-cam Star, Daz Black! 🖤😈👻
14:11 me when I get a glimse of myself in a reflection whilst walking somewhere
11:24 "Look like a Pencil" 😂
Daz just kills me with his humor omg😂💀🤣
Daz: these comments have no mercy
Also daz: she is shaped like a PENCIL!
I swear the way daz looked back at the camera at 16:32 😂😂 we both had the same face at the same time
His facial expression killed me 💀
the dancing images made the song 10x funnier 😂
'Twattery' - new favourite word
10:40 “the cake on this man”
Love you sm daz u saved my life watching ur vids bring me so much joy i love ur content ty x
19:04-19:24 a fly in your room while you sleep 😂
16:29 I keep replaying it, it's so funny 😂😂😂😂
“You think you’re going to learn a random fact but it’s just twatery.”
“Make sure you hydrate guys.”
8:50 its just twattery 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
17:48 that is what we like to call a wild crawfish🦞 😂😂
6:20 bro that fall was personal 😂
OMG 6:19
At 13:49 I love how the two guys in the background just didn't give a shit
3:54-3:45 its actully BSMR=Burping-Soothing-Meditation/Relaxation
I absolutely love the trend where companies are using videos of people falling over to advertise their products😂 PLEASE NEVER STOP😂
"Health-care professionals believe that in gestation, a craving for soil is caused by hormone changes and iron deficiency. They also stated, that geophagy can be associated with GI upset, micronutrient deficiencies, human immunodeficiency virus, and mental health diseases, especially when not pregnant." (Source: National Institute Of Health)
Just for those wondering why "craving soil" is a thing.
When I was pregnant, my biggest craving was dirt.
12:46 i think she took one of them mushrooms 🤣
8:20 Are you kidding me? I’m really disappointed in those people in that comment section. They could do so much better. Why did none of them think “Jimmy Neutron”?
I was about to say boo hoo but then I read the rest 😂
19:14 the Jensen Ackles comment is so accurate that man is too hot
9:01 twatery and stay hydrated will be the quote of the day 😂
16:22 as a muslim I appreciate you for saying this🥺
Right? He's amazing
I mean... he still laughed at the joke
@@EmotionalsupportfggotHe did like half chuckle of shock.
5:50 Deuteronomy.
That's the book he's referring to.
7:16 As child I ate mud I feel very called out here
Daz always helps ease my anxiety and depression I hope to meet him one day.
the fact that 5:16 actually gave me ASMR 😂
that tiny misunderstood creature is a crawfish :)
14:41 “MADE IN OHIO #goku”
Ah yes my favorite MHA character Goku Aizawa
daz never changes his content I LOVE that
Daz, you know damn well that if you were not recording, and the world wasn’t a snowflake, you would’ve laughed so hard at every single one of these videos. All the time at the offensive videos that you watch😂🫶🏻
5:25
Daz: "it doesn't sound good, you don't need it"
Me: *literally getting relaxed by his stupid tapping"
3:08 idk how that dad isn’t angrier 💀 those cops would have to arrest me for child abuse afterwards
4:01 I feel so bad laughing at that WHY is it so funny?
I love dad so much and he’s content is always number 1
Honestly at this point just hearing Daz laugh and his jokes make me laugh so hard 😭💕
15:47 Daz: i have a place in hell
Me:i have a throne and satan will greet me saying "hello my lord i have been waiting for you"
Tf
Daz is the best reaction to videos. ❤️ and his fans always pick the most funniest video 😂
Daz truly is a blessing on this earth
Yes❤️
12:28 “I’ll pitch you another question, you strange rainbow lady…” I’m so stealing that.
Thank you Daz, i was having a seriously shitty week and this made me smile and laugh, I know you wont see this but i really appreciate it
8:33 someone commented “thank you peanut lady” 😭🤚
12:35 this has me dying bro
As a Muslim I wanna thank you for 2 things . 1- saying the word Muslim right not like Americans saying it with a z .. 2- for saying this is not true ♥️
British English really got +1 there
frr I smiled when he said that
11:25 "Look like a PENCIL!" 😂😂😂
Daz, as usual, you managed to make me laugh when down.
Thankyou 😁.
I remember the woman being furniture😂
His laugh makes it even harder to not laugh, and his comments too😭
I just ripped a throat burning bowl when that headbutt at 5:06 took me out 😵😵
stoppp i was wearing headphones at 5:41
Watching Daz while be high,the freaking best🥱
I love dazes humour 😊 always there when I need comfort
😂😂you DO want THIS kind of "content" introduced to the youth!😢 YOU GO girl!!!
2:17 the deer made me do a real spit take😅😅😅
1:11 "ARROW PLANE" Excuse me? 😂
British people say aeroplane
@@AutoChairman British “people” say it wrong.
@@fnamelname8906why did u put speech marks/inverted commas???
@@Ttfl22 the quotes? Because the British are not real people
The laughter and as a fellow british it has just rained
daz you are the cure for my depression sometimes
12:25 that's probably just a little decoration for a fairy garden (the fake ones) where you put together pretty little gardens and make it look mythical and magical and like a fairy would live there. It's not real at all 😭