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Cook: “Seasoned ground beef”
Daz: “What did you season it with..hope?”
Seasoned with air
@@yourkidneyeater6552and a dash of good intentions.
@@francescabirt8146 yes
@@yourkidneyeater6552 if your lucky they will add some salt
I love it
Gordon Ramsay: IT’S RAW
Daz: IT’S RAW
Daz really activates his Gordon Ramsay mode when looking a bad cooks
This was the exact same thought I had 🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:30
"You just dumped your meat onto it"
Thats what she said ;)
Gordon damsy
agreed XD
Bad cooks: *exist*
Daz: “hold on, I’m shifting into Gordon Ramsay mode”
thought this said shitting lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣😊 very good! 🌹👏🏾
“FUCKING RAWWW”
Gordon Ramsay mode turned up to 11
IKR
Gordon and Daz really need to meet and reacts to cooking tiktoks together.
Fr! 😃😎😆
"you can tell i love food because i have the buoyancy of a fridge"
literally me
@beauty zone 4 shut up you spam bot
Relatable 😂
IKR BEEN GIGGLING FOR LIKE 10 MINS AT THAT
Daz: sees the meatballs
Also Daz: *flashbacks to Kay's cooking*
LOL
😂😂😂
Those meatballs were "rabbit brains"
Truee lol
Daz Ramsey...
I’m just imagining how Sarah is sitting in her room, causally doing her homework or having a call with her friend, and daz screaming PIIIIIIIIINK through the hause😂
And swear words. And TIIIT!
House*
And “LINDA!”
@@ninjagirl-ri1pc I miss linda. He should have hired a real person to be linda sometimes. Like classic Conan O'Brian. She's some hot Elizabeth Hurley chick in a small office scrambling with papers and coffee.
He probably records his videos while she's at school out of the house😸😸
If Daz and Gordon ever reacted on this together on a Zoom call or smth it'd be the content of the year and they'd be best of friends. We'd get legendary commentary
Lady: Adds tiny glasses to the macaroni and cheese
Daz: Visible Confusion
Daz is literally the best he never disappoints and his laugh is incredibly contagious 🤣
I feel bad for you.
Two bots in your replies.
Also your right. He always manages to make me laugh
His laugh is contagious tho 😂😂
Yes
He’s not
I get this was supposed to be a compliment, but this seems out of place because he quite literally didn’t laugh in this video, like he usually does (like, contagiously). He slightly chuckled or scoffed, but that’s about it. Maybe you’re just referencing other videos and didn’t watch this video yet, but even then, this just seems kinda out of place so where in this video are you referring to?
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SHE KEPT ADDING MORE AND MORE CHEESE 😂😂😂😂
ME TOO BRO
I broke i haven't laughed so hard he like yep why not yep and more to a point he like wtf face
And that one corner of macaroni she didn't mix into the milk...shit gonna be crunchy as fuck. They make company sized meals, but who goes over to eat there more than once?
Nah me too man 😂
I haven't laughed that hard, ever! 😂😂😂
Gordon Ramsey: IT’S F@CKING RAW
Daz: IT’S F@CKING RAW
it’s official Daz is Italian Gordon Ramsey
I’ve never laughed harder, I am a horrible cook and even I wouldn’t do any of these😭😂 you never disappoint Daz!!
Keep trying and you will improve. Cooking is a skill and the more you train it the better you’ll get. This girl in the video… no redemption, lost cause
@@ShockingPikachu "lost cause" LMFAO
Daz is even more criticizing than Gordon Ramsay when it comes to awful cooking 😂
There should be a guest appearance on kitchen nightmares and Hell's Kitchen for Daz lol him and Gordon criticizing and roasting the bad chefs and the restaurant as a whole 🤣
@@omegamysterio3701 heck yes, id watch that. daz be funny on it.
ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!!
@@brobandit2944 they yell that in synch 🤣
He's the Gordon Ramsay of TH-cam
Daz: "That wheel of cheese looks banging"
*She placed the meat that's tough as a leather boot on the cheese*
Daz:"it did look good"
Rip
I absolutely love daz he’s one of the only people who genuinely make me laugh. “What did you season it with ? HOPE ?!?! 💀😂
As soon as Daz said, "its fucking raw", I automatically thought I hope Gordon Ramsay has seen this 😂
Frrr
13:17 “I can taste the disappointment” had me laughing for 2 mins straight 🤣
13:13 *
@@razical7717 thanks
Funny that these folks make more $$$ than Daz does… why wouldn’t he try and get in touch with them and collaborate something silly instead of talking trash???
Bro I could taste it too
I swear I don’t need my therapist anymore I just need Daz to make me feel better😁
As a psychology student, I approve
Exactly 🥺
Same
So true
Same
Daz went through all the stages of grief in this video 😭
"I'd prefer if you spat in it!" Oh; there's Darren's cynical humour. I love it.
Was looking for this comment 😂
Probably just a weird fetish.
@@theblackbaron4119 ......
@@theblackbaron4119 bruh what?
@@theblackbaron4119 that comment literally came out of nowhere lmao
“It looks like someone ran over squidworth” I was laughing for ages at this 😂😂😂😂 thank you Daz for making me feel better after a stressful shift at work I truly think you are an awesome guy.
does he mean squidward
@@thespudman3469 yes but squidworth is better
My comment got a like from Daz!!! I am literally jumping up and down in my bedroom I am so happy thank you so much Daz
"If you can't cook,
learn."
-Daz Black 2022
“If you can’t breathe…just like, buy oxygen.”
-My brother 2023
“If you’re homeless,
just buy a house.”
- Albert Einstein probably, 2178
I’d eat the first one
- if your on fire, just… don’t be?
-my friend Mickey
I honestly would love to see someone do a series of making chefclubs food or whatever you'd prefer to call it. Basically making chefclubs food but properly and actually good looking. I'd love to see if its possible.
The pancake thing.
There’s literally metal cutouts she could’ve bought and it would’ve actually looked cool
I could’ve done a better job with a f*cking toothpick while it was cooking
my gf LOVES to cook much like daz i showed her this video and i could just see her soul die watching these terrible cooks
I know this is old but never ever put plastic in something hot like a frying pan, The chemicals in the plastic will get into your food and give you cancer. Same thing for never burning plastic on a yard waste fire. You dont want to breath in cancer!
in the end it all blended together and she ended up drawing a heart on top with the puree so what even was the point
@@Saturnnsaturn yeah its like some parody that is not clearly parody. People will get sick or injured from that. =[
Gordon Ramsey and Daz Collaboration should happen!!!
yes
what Im thinking lmao
That would be cool!
I would LIVE for that collab!
Defo
Daz reacting to more cooking? Yes please
You are first
We love that 😂❤️
Yess
My thoughts exactly
This is gonna be funny asf
I desperately wish daz would cook and follow the directions while doing this 😂😂😂😂
“Who wants to eat candles?!”
Saifya Nygaard: *sweats nervously*
Fr fr 💀
"ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW" had me dying. Daz just threw gordon ramsay out the window with that one 😂😂
“Looks like open heart surgery..” 😂😂
Lady: “Enjoy!”
Daz: “Enjoy what?!”
Shit had me rolling!! Love your vids bro 😎
same 😂😂😂
Same
😂👌
16:28 “first bite tastes like heaven, second bite will take you there”
I graduated from culinary school and still, I'd be more nervous to cook in front of Daz than my chef de cuisine- 🤡
Leave that shit on tiktok 🤩
You finished the sentence
Who knows, maybe you could do a collab with him
Congrats on graduating :D
@@juliaanimatesstuff7701 finally lmao
14:00 “What did you season it with? Hope?”
I don’t think I have ever heard a greater more genuine line from anyone thank you
I ran out of my hopes and dreams I use them for seasonings a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:53 "what did you season it with hope?" XD best line
you know its gonna be a good day when daz posts a 24 minute video
Am I the only one concerned about the Red hot candies being melted down and 'infused' into a brick of butter- Just to make questionably edible candles?
That you're supposed to melt over a cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing on top.... it is extremely concerning
that chefclub lady is insane
The only thing redeeming about it as at least red hots are cinnamon as well, I don’t know where daz got the idea they are chilli flavoured
Some one is gonna take one bite into that cinnamon roll and have a heart attack! These bastards 😭😭
@@stonergamer2119 because they do have chili powder in them to make them hotter the flavor is “hot cinnamon”
"It's fucking raw!"
Daz pulled a Gordon Ramsey shit there and I'm loving it!
:0 kageyama pfp!
Time?
15:29
“That looks like the apple Adam and Eve tried to fuck with” I’m dead 😂😭😭 15:22
15:31 “ITS FUCKING RAW!!!” Buddy really is Gordon Ramsay
This cooking channel brings out a rage and violence in me I didn't know I had
Dude same and I don't even cook
@@thatmotivatedchris6749 same
Just wait until you see Lucy Diamond
I swear I saw someone else comment this
BLUD, this comment was 10 months ago@@atqraxiia4306
I would pay good money to have Daz Gordon Ramsay and Uncle Rodger be the next judges of a cooking show
YES, ILL DONATE TO THE FUND FOR THIS
And it should be named * the men who knows it’s bad *
hell yeah😂
And Jamie Oliver lol jk
YES YES YES, THATS MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR THIS YEAR. I LOVE THEM THREE XD I was watching gordon ramsay then uncle roger was the next vid then this daz on xd
chefclub: now that we have this nicely cooked on all sides-
daz: *becomes gordon ramsay* ITS FOCKIN RAW
15:31
17:18
Daz: It looks like someone ran over squidworth 😂😂😂
As a foodie, my eyes hurt for more bad cooking, TH-cam was enough, nevermind tiktok
If that lady had literally ANY SORT OF TALENT, she could have easily made that cinnamon roll thing look just like Majora's mask from LoZ, if using the correct frosting and technique. 😕
16:30
Cook: Put some parsley to add color.
Daz (and the world): Yeah to cover up the FOOD POISONING
xp
Thanks couldn’t tell
Definitely need a video of daz trying to actual try out one of these “cooking hacks” it would be hilarious
Here’s a pint of parisites
had me saying stop drop and roll dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am not the best cook, but I don’t consider myself a Chef. However, this made me want to claw out my eyes.
Same
Wait you still have your eyes
Same 🤣
Same
"Seasoned? What did she season it with? Hope!?"
Generally that's what I do when cooking XD
Ha you funny 😁😁😁
Please, we need a collaboration of Daz and Gordan Ramsay! Both of them shouting "It's f*cking raw!" at the same time😂
i love rewatching daz and realising how truly british. WHEN HE SAID "that looks banging that does" i wheezed
“Ah, yes that’s exactly what I want on my pancakes. I want two, large, white chocolate bars that look like my Uncle has put them in his ass.”
I FRICKING DIED. 😂😂😂
The accent makes it so much funnier 😭💀
If it was me i would throw it
yall have to copy youtubers everytime i mean its not close but still
@@anneliese8131 😜😜😜
Watch your language dude
I would LOVE to see Ramsay and Daz reacting to bad cooks
My idol and Daz doing that together.....Two totally different standards for food...... feel like they would at some point start going off on eachother lol. Idk over what but I feel like it’d happen and they’d somehow get over it over a meal they made for each other.
Yeah, I was wondering what Gordon Ramsey would say about Daz's reactions and the video. That'd be amazing!
I would love to see them cook together
I have waited my entire life to hear daz say "its fucking raw". thank you. you have truly completed me.
"because i have the bouancy of a fridge" I couldnt let this quote go
Daz: "That looks like open-heart surgery"
Lady: "Enjoy"
Daz: "enjoy what? A CORPSE'S FOOT?"
i swear daz is the funniest person out there
He needs to react to more cooking videos!
Yes
Daz: "Just cook it Propperly or don't go in the kitchen."
Me: Can't cook. I guess I starve.
*Sees next clip"
"I'm Gordon Ramsay!"
Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this😂😂😂
"Who wants to eat a candle?!"
My cat: hold my beer
22:48 - 23:08
I for one actually really liked the look of the cinnamon roll heart cake(?) and wouldn’t mind being given it by a hypothetical partner as like a cute Valentine’s Day gift breakfast or something, but what absolutely ruins it for me is the heart butter candles placed on top of the cake, SOOOOO- I agree with Daz
“Seasoned? What did you season it with? Hope?”
I’M SOBBING💀
Why does this have over 200 likes😭💀
"They cook better on my forehead" made me laugh so hard I cried a bit. Have missed these for sure!
"The buoyancy of a fridge" made me spit out my drink. I really did miss you, Daz.
He was gone for 3 days 😐
Wow well the bots of TH-cam had really high hopes for your content
6:27 lady: enjoy
Daz : enjoy what a corpses foot
Favorite Daz moments of this video:
“Enjoy” “enjoy WHAT”
“Here’s your glass of parasites”
“It’s RAW”
“*gagging*”
“What did you season it with?? HOPE?!??”
“If I went to hell and licked satans bum it would taste like that”
“I love HOT SHARDS OF GLASS in my SANDWICH”
“I’d prefer if you spat on it”
“It looks like open heart surgery”
“Yknow those dead lungs they show you to prove how bad smoking is? That’s what that is”
“IT LOOKS LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD THREW UP ON IT”
Omg I accidentally read two comments together one with Gordan ramsay in it and I was doing these lines in a some Gordon and some Daz voice lol
let’s not forget about the chocolate that looked like his uncle shoved it up his ass😭😭
NAWHH I CAT BREATHE😂😂😂
You missed “we’re gonna take my dads belt and wrap it around our meat”
@@katrinaheld6839 BAHAHAHAAAA
“What’s that seasoned with? HOPE?!”
It’s so dramatic I love it 😂
“What did you season it with? HOPE?”
WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED OF LAUGHTER
17:27 as a *Canadian* this sends pain into every *organ system in my body* and my soul has shrivelled into *ATOMS*
I'm just so glad this channel exists, I'd be lost without this man encouraging me to stay sane in this world
"Looks like open heart surgery"
Nothing but facts here on daz games 😂
you know its bad when Daz quite literally goes through the 5 stages of grief in the span of one video.
"Looks like someone ran over ✨️sQUiDwoRtH✨️"
Got me rolling on the floor😭😭
The amount of butter that is gonna melt on those “cinnamon rolls” 🤢 this is quality content daz 😂 definitely made my day
i rarely laugh but, “if i went to hell and licked satan’s bum” … it got me😂😂
😂🤣😂
Same! I wasn’t expecting him to say it 🤣
Hey Daz, I'm a returning viewer from when your community was smaller back in the vine days. I just wanted to say it's awesome to return to your channel and see that same spark of joy and comedy. You've been a big part of my life when I had free time. Thank you for doing what you're doing. Stay safe and keep on keeping on.
13:43 I was like :"what was that for"
And he answered:"I don't know"
LIKE THAT IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE
I will never understand why people feel the need to over complicate cooking for no reason 💀
It can work, but this is just shit cooking.
For attention
16:07 you know daz is serious when he does that with his finger 💀
This cooking channel is what happens when you raise a generation on Pinterest.
This needs more likes bru 😂
Do not insult pinterest like that. This cooking channel is what happens when you try to do five minute crafts with food
@Nikolai Where'd this bitterness come from?
@Nikolai sounds a bit specific, eh? Have you been to jail yet?
@@thetimetellingbutterfly4445 I love Pinterest but it has a lot stuff like this or maybe it's just the Pinterest I go on 😂
“it looks like someone ran over squidworth” i’m laughing so hard omg
The worst is when you see all the people commenting about how amazing these "chefs" are. LIKE HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN REAL FOOD BEFORE!? These people aren't chefs, they can't even cook
@viiont eooiy people have been known to describe me like that 😂😂
I love how Daz is so genuinely disappointed like the look in his eyes at 17:32
I live how Daz is so brutally honest 😭
"If I served that to my girlfriend, I would expect her to divorce me" that just shows how awful that "pancake" was she wouldn't want to just break up with him she would want to divorce him.
I'd ask my husband what did I do to you recently to deserve this?
4:14 "they cook better on my FOREHEAD"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ya see, some of these hacks show you EXACTLY why you can't just eat at anyone's house all gung-ho and careless
great, now I need a food taster to accompany me..
“Who the fuck rolled the other two that fast?” I don’t know why but that got me 😂
Daz being the new Gordon Ramsey for 24 minutes straight.
Also this face 17:29 is exactly how I felt when he said maple syrup...
She's not even cooking the food - she cuts away and brings everything back to a cold plancha when it's done... an entire channel's worth of trolling must be tiring!
as a swiss person her calling it fondue while using raclette cheese is beyond triggering
oneness! Daz and Will off the hook should make this!!!!
We can all agree that daz’s reactions are just the best.
Why are you assuming I agree?
Daz: "I'd rather just be single..."
Me: *who thought he was single this whole time
same
He’s lucky enough to have found a beautiful girlfriend fairly recently :)
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK 15:36
12:22 It ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy
12:27 the chef's are like "live fast die young bad girls do it well" 🤣
Honestly to god!!! I swear Daz has saved my life. I’ve been battling major depression for years and thanks you Daz I am getting healthy again. Every video you have made has made my day to day battle easier. Thank you Daz!
Good to know your doing good x
Red hots are cinnamon flavored candies. So the flavors wouldnt “technically” clash with a cinnamon roll. However, i still agree with every comment you made 😂
The butter though 😬 this lady and anyone who makes it are gonna kill their SO with a heart attack.
I was just about to take the first bite of my dinner when you said about popping the spot into the pancake mixture. It did make me laugh though.
17:19 RIP squidward 😆
Apparently it's "Squidworth" lol
@@cadsportz... that’s what Squidward currency would be
@@RexiTheFoxXD