DAZ WATCHES WORST TIKTOK COOKING HACKS

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  • @plutonium3312
    @plutonium3312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7193

    Cook: “Seasoned ground beef”
    Daz: “What did you season it with..hope?”

    • @yourkidneyeater6552
      @yourkidneyeater6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Seasoned with air

    • @francescabirt8146
      @francescabirt8146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@yourkidneyeater6552and a dash of good intentions.

    • @yourkidneyeater6552
      @yourkidneyeater6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@francescabirt8146 yes

    • @bigdawg2004
      @bigdawg2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@yourkidneyeater6552 if your lucky they will add some salt

    • @s2nv927
      @s2nv927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love it

  • @Idk-qx7oi
    @Idk-qx7oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4612

    Gordon Ramsay: IT’S RAW
    Daz: IT’S RAW
    Daz really activates his Gordon Ramsay mode when looking a bad cooks

    • @ingridjimenez1256
      @ingridjimenez1256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This was the exact same thought I had 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @palxcios
      @palxcios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      15:30

    • @bloodyhobo9911
      @bloodyhobo9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You just dumped your meat onto it"
      Thats what she said ;)

    • @redoplays969
      @redoplays969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gordon damsy

    • @Tiamat_Darkrose77
      @Tiamat_Darkrose77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed XD

  • @ceebee2
    @ceebee2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8253

    Bad cooks: *exist*
    Daz: “hold on, I’m shifting into Gordon Ramsay mode”

  • @Rebecca-W14
    @Rebecca-W14 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Gordon and Daz really need to meet and reacts to cooking tiktoks together.

    • @wingochan9400
      @wingochan9400 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Fr! 😃😎😆

  • @clvrawalker
    @clvrawalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    Daz: sees the meatballs
    Also Daz: *flashbacks to Kay's cooking*

    • @xqcommunity
      @xqcommunity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL

    • @nataliemoore8921
      @nataliemoore8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @Ameerkat
      @Ameerkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those meatballs were "rabbit brains"

    • @The.Harpy.
      @The.Harpy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truee lol

    • @GoetzeLP
      @GoetzeLP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daz Ramsey...

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "you can tell i love food because i have the buoyancy of a fridge"
    literally me

  • @laram.8572
    @laram.8572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4510

    I’m just imagining how Sarah is sitting in her room, causally doing her homework or having a call with her friend, and daz screaming PIIIIIIIIINK through the hause😂

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      And swear words. And TIIIT!

    • @B.x.t.t.e.r.f.l.y
      @B.x.t.t.e.r.f.l.y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      House*

    • @ninjagirl-ri1pc
      @ninjagirl-ri1pc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      And “LINDA!”

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@ninjagirl-ri1pc I miss linda. He should have hired a real person to be linda sometimes. Like classic Conan O'Brian. She's some hot Elizabeth Hurley chick in a small office scrambling with papers and coffee.

    • @edg.elord4000
      @edg.elord4000 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He probably records his videos while she's at school out of the house😸😸

  • @midnightrose9562
    @midnightrose9562 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    If Daz and Gordon ever reacted on this together on a Zoom call or smth it'd be the content of the year and they'd be best of friends. We'd get legendary commentary

  • @maricastaneda3374
    @maricastaneda3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10007

    I swear I don’t need my therapist anymore I just need Daz to make me feel better😁

  • @mushroommarcy376
    @mushroommarcy376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4207

    Daz is literally the best he never disappoints and his laugh is incredibly contagious 🤣

    • @Raystarbazzar
      @Raystarbazzar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I feel bad for you.
      Two bots in your replies.
      Also your right. He always manages to make me laugh

    • @imobsessed818
      @imobsessed818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His laugh is contagious tho 😂😂

    • @steviejames5144
      @steviejames5144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @skizzletz533
      @skizzletz533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not

    • @totlicker
      @totlicker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get this was supposed to be a compliment, but this seems out of place because he quite literally didn’t laugh in this video, like he usually does (like, contagiously). He slightly chuckled or scoffed, but that’s about it. Maybe you’re just referencing other videos and didn’t watch this video yet, but even then, this just seems kinda out of place so where in this video are you referring to?

  • @Eivor85
    @Eivor85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4634

    Daz is even more criticizing than Gordon Ramsay when it comes to awful cooking 😂

    • @omegamysterio3701
      @omegamysterio3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      There should be a guest appearance on kitchen nightmares and Hell's Kitchen for Daz lol him and Gordon criticizing and roasting the bad chefs and the restaurant as a whole 🤣

    • @connorrousseau9972
      @connorrousseau9972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@omegamysterio3701 heck yes, id watch that. daz be funny on it.

    • @brobandit2944
      @brobandit2944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!!

    • @omegamysterio3701
      @omegamysterio3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brobandit2944 they yell that in synch 🤣

    • @nathetu8520
      @nathetu8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He's the Gordon Ramsay of TH-cam

  • @Ashpelt_WC
    @Ashpelt_WC ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Daz went through all the stages of grief in this video 😭

  • @kiwiplz9534
    @kiwiplz9534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Lady: Adds tiny glasses to the macaroni and cheese
    Daz: Visible Confusion

  • @quentin3700
    @quentin3700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SHE KEPT ADDING MORE AND MORE CHEESE 😂😂😂😂

    • @MadiTheBadi
      @MadiTheBadi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ME TOO BRO

    • @devilboldhorn5869
      @devilboldhorn5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I broke i haven't laughed so hard he like yep why not yep and more to a point he like wtf face

    • @silvertarot25
      @silvertarot25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that one corner of macaroni she didn't mix into the milk...shit gonna be crunchy as fuck. They make company sized meals, but who goes over to eat there more than once?

    • @Vivi379
      @Vivi379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah me too man 😂

    • @hannah51238
      @hannah51238 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I haven't laughed that hard, ever! 😂😂😂

  • @iamsam6788
    @iamsam6788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    13:17 “I can taste the disappointment” had me laughing for 2 mins straight 🤣

    • @razical7717
      @razical7717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      13:13 *

    • @iamsam6788
      @iamsam6788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@razical7717 thanks

    • @HughWoo
      @HughWoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny that these folks make more $$$ than Daz does… why wouldn’t he try and get in touch with them and collaborate something silly instead of talking trash???

    • @I-am-but-a-humble-mortal
      @I-am-but-a-humble-mortal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I could taste it too

  • @IsaacDoffin
    @IsaacDoffin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Gordon Ramsey: IT’S F@CKING RAW
    Daz: IT’S F@CKING RAW
    it’s official Daz is Italian Gordon Ramsey

  • @StnsQueen
    @StnsQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    As soon as Daz said, "its fucking raw", I automatically thought I hope Gordon Ramsay has seen this 😂

  • @tylerjay6724
    @tylerjay6724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Daz reacting to more cooking? Yes please

  • @justaperson3754
    @justaperson3754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Daz: "That wheel of cheese looks banging"
    *She placed the meat that's tough as a leather boot on the cheese*
    Daz:"it did look good"

  • @tiffanybutler8077
    @tiffanybutler8077 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I desperately wish daz would cook and follow the directions while doing this 😂😂😂😂

  • @tobycook3840
    @tobycook3840 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    "If you can't cook,
    learn."
    -Daz Black 2022

    • @Notafanofweirdladies
      @Notafanofweirdladies ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “If you can’t breathe…just like, buy oxygen.”
      -My brother 2023

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “If you’re homeless,
      just buy a house.”
      - Albert Einstein probably, 2178

    • @OkayyAlyson
      @OkayyAlyson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’d eat the first one

    • @Tweetybird6274
      @Tweetybird6274 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      - if your on fire, just… don’t be?
      -my friend Mickey

  • @cheyennealonzo9344
    @cheyennealonzo9344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    I’ve never laughed harder, I am a horrible cook and even I wouldn’t do any of these😭😂 you never disappoint Daz!!

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Keep trying and you will improve. Cooking is a skill and the more you train it the better you’ll get. This girl in the video… no redemption, lost cause

    • @moonstrosity.
      @moonstrosity. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ShockingPikachu "lost cause" LMFAO

  • @CallMeJay95
    @CallMeJay95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    “Looks like open heart surgery..” 😂😂
    Lady: “Enjoy!”
    Daz: “Enjoy what?!”
    Shit had me rolling!! Love your vids bro 😎

    • @imo.3107
      @imo.3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same 😂😂😂

    • @imogen9461
      @imogen9461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @Nik01st
      @Nik01st 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂👌

  • @BradleyHardy-fv5sp
    @BradleyHardy-fv5sp ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely love daz he’s one of the only people who genuinely make me laugh. “What did you season it with ? HOPE ?!?! 💀😂

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "I'd prefer if you spat in it!" Oh; there's Darren's cynical humour. I love it.

    • @CallMeJay95
      @CallMeJay95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was looking for this comment 😂

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably just a weird fetish.

    • @somewhore101
      @somewhore101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theblackbaron4119 ......

    • @NoOne-fv6yh
      @NoOne-fv6yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theblackbaron4119 bruh what?

    • @NoOne-fv6yh
      @NoOne-fv6yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theblackbaron4119 that comment literally came out of nowhere lmao

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    “It looks like someone ran over squidworth” I was laughing for ages at this 😂😂😂😂 thank you Daz for making me feel better after a stressful shift at work I truly think you are an awesome guy.

    • @thespudman3469
      @thespudman3469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      does he mean squidward

    • @chocolatebunny3221
      @chocolatebunny3221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thespudman3469 yes but squidworth is better

    • @DisneyPrincess92
      @DisneyPrincess92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My comment got a like from Daz!!! I am literally jumping up and down in my bedroom I am so happy thank you so much Daz

  • @Bellend50000
    @Bellend50000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW" had me dying. Daz just threw gordon ramsay out the window with that one 😂😂

  • @M4CYL0L4XX
    @M4CYL0L4XX ปีที่แล้ว +20

    you know its gonna be a good day when daz posts a 24 minute video

  • @reganh5223
    @reganh5223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “Ah, yes that’s exactly what I want on my pancakes. I want two, large, white chocolate bars that look like my Uncle has put them in his ass.”
    I FRICKING DIED. 😂😂😂

    • @trashcat420
      @trashcat420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The accent makes it so much funnier 😭💀

    • @mrw.a.d3661
      @mrw.a.d3661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it was me i would throw it

    • @anneliese8131
      @anneliese8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yall have to copy youtubers everytime i mean its not close but still

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anneliese8131 😜😜😜

    • @rude887
      @rude887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch your language dude

  • @leahheath4867
    @leahheath4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “Who wants to eat candles?!”
    Saifya Nygaard: *sweats nervously*

  • @RonandMel99
    @RonandMel99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Gordon Ramsey and Daz Collaboration should happen!!!

  • @RyleeDaHellhound
    @RyleeDaHellhound ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I honestly would love to see someone do a series of making chefclubs food or whatever you'd prefer to call it. Basically making chefclubs food but properly and actually good looking. I'd love to see if its possible.

  • @celiderp
    @celiderp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    The pancake thing.
    There’s literally metal cutouts she could’ve bought and it would’ve actually looked cool

    • @mixelmaster100-4
      @mixelmaster100-4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I could’ve done a better job with a f*cking toothpick while it was cooking

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      my gf LOVES to cook much like daz i showed her this video and i could just see her soul die watching these terrible cooks

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know this is old but never ever put plastic in something hot like a frying pan, The chemicals in the plastic will get into your food and give you cancer. Same thing for never burning plastic on a yard waste fire. You dont want to breath in cancer!

    • @Saturnnsaturn
      @Saturnnsaturn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      in the end it all blended together and she ended up drawing a heart on top with the puree so what even was the point

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Saturnnsaturn yeah its like some parody that is not clearly parody. People will get sick or injured from that. =[

  • @soia9872
    @soia9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    I graduated from culinary school and still, I'd be more nervous to cook in front of Daz than my chef de cuisine- 🤡

    • @ACE-gi8gg
      @ACE-gi8gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Leave that shit on tiktok 🤩

    • @juliaanimatesstuff7701
      @juliaanimatesstuff7701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You finished the sentence

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who knows, maybe you could do a collab with him

    • @thetrippyqueen593
      @thetrippyqueen593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Congrats on graduating :D

    • @-shine-5179
      @-shine-5179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliaanimatesstuff7701 finally lmao

  • @raspberry_demon3349
    @raspberry_demon3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Am I the only one concerned about the Red hot candies being melted down and 'infused' into a brick of butter- Just to make questionably edible candles?

    • @ayannahf0702
      @ayannahf0702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That you're supposed to melt over a cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing on top.... it is extremely concerning

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that chefclub lady is insane

    • @stonergamer2119
      @stonergamer2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only thing redeeming about it as at least red hots are cinnamon as well, I don’t know where daz got the idea they are chilli flavoured

    • @Addibaddii
      @Addibaddii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some one is gonna take one bite into that cinnamon roll and have a heart attack! These bastards 😭😭

    • @danissdiary
      @danissdiary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stonergamer2119 because they do have chili powder in them to make them hotter the flavor is “hot cinnamon”

  • @djdemerald
    @djdemerald ปีที่แล้ว +18

    22:47 it looks like an old decerped clown

  • @jennicka
    @jennicka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “That looks like the apple Adam and Eve tried to fuck with” I’m dead 😂😭😭 15:22

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    14:00 “What did you season it with? Hope?”
    I don’t think I have ever heard a greater more genuine line from anyone thank you

    • @myasmith5754
      @myasmith5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ran out of my hopes and dreams I use them for seasonings a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @orengk2443
    @orengk2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    This cooking channel brings out a rage and violence in me I didn't know I had

    • @thatmotivatedchris6749
      @thatmotivatedchris6749 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dude same and I don't even cook

    • @Sky_Thoughts
      @Sky_Thoughts ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatmotivatedchris6749 same

    • @zillydino
      @zillydino ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just wait until you see Lucy Diamond

    • @atqraxiia4306
      @atqraxiia4306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear I saw someone else comment this

    • @clovequestgaming
      @clovequestgaming ปีที่แล้ว

      BLUD, this comment was 10 months ago@@atqraxiia4306

  • @TP_playsYT
    @TP_playsYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    6:27 lady: enjoy
    Daz : enjoy what a corpses foot

  • @British_platy
    @British_platy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    13:53 "what did you season it with hope?" XD best line

  • @SophieCxt
    @SophieCxt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “Seasoned? What did you season it with? Hope?”
    I’M SOBBING💀
    Why does this have over 200 likes😭💀

  • @Ameerkat
    @Ameerkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I would LOVE to see Ramsay and Daz reacting to bad cooks

    • @killerzer0x74
      @killerzer0x74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My idol and Daz doing that together.....Two totally different standards for food...... feel like they would at some point start going off on eachother lol. Idk over what but I feel like it’d happen and they’d somehow get over it over a meal they made for each other.

    • @NightWink129
      @NightWink129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I was wondering what Gordon Ramsey would say about Daz's reactions and the video. That'd be amazing!

    • @tylerupchurch4976
      @tylerupchurch4976 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would love to see them cook together

  • @eatasock4134
    @eatasock4134 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “it looks like someone ran over squidworth” i’m laughing so hard omg

  • @meghanhallen525
    @meghanhallen525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I would pay good money to have Daz Gordon Ramsay and Uncle Rodger be the next judges of a cooking show

    • @Jupiter-kq8ep
      @Jupiter-kq8ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES, ILL DONATE TO THE FUND FOR THIS

    • @mrbirkedal1
      @mrbirkedal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And it should be named * the men who knows it’s bad *

    • @jorjamudrovcich2571
      @jorjamudrovcich2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hell yeah😂

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Jamie Oliver lol jk

    • @blushingmaddi
      @blushingmaddi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES YES YES, THATS MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR THIS YEAR. I LOVE THEM THREE XD I was watching gordon ramsay then uncle roger was the next vid then this daz on xd

  • @L43-01
    @L43-01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Please, we need a collaboration of Daz and Gordan Ramsay! Both of them shouting "It's f*cking raw!" at the same time😂

  • @Jared-JamesGreenwood
    @Jared-JamesGreenwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    As a foodie, my eyes hurt for more bad cooking, TH-cam was enough, nevermind tiktok

    • @CrownOfRoses541
      @CrownOfRoses541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that lady had literally ANY SORT OF TALENT, she could have easily made that cinnamon roll thing look just like Majora's mask from LoZ, if using the correct frosting and technique. 😕

  • @Archicens-cookinn
    @Archicens-cookinn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He legit says things about people that are true that we don’t think of! And there so funny especially when he laughs it just makes it way funnier! I love daz! ❤❤❤❤

  • @riaboke2654
    @riaboke2654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "It's fucking raw!"
    Daz pulled a Gordon Ramsey shit there and I'm loving it!

  • @denji9868
    @denji9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Definitely need a video of daz trying to actual try out one of these “cooking hacks” it would be hilarious

  • @scarlettc1419
    @scarlettc1419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    Favorite Daz moments of this video:
    “Enjoy” “enjoy WHAT”
    “Here’s your glass of parasites”
    “It’s RAW”
    “*gagging*”
    “What did you season it with?? HOPE?!??”
    “If I went to hell and licked satans bum it would taste like that”
    “I love HOT SHARDS OF GLASS in my SANDWICH”
    “I’d prefer if you spat on it”
    “It looks like open heart surgery”
    “Yknow those dead lungs they show you to prove how bad smoking is? That’s what that is”
    “IT LOOKS LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD THREW UP ON IT”

    • @izukumidoriya8600
      @izukumidoriya8600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Omg I accidentally read two comments together one with Gordan ramsay in it and I was doing these lines in a some Gordon and some Daz voice lol

    • @kayter.pillar
      @kayter.pillar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      let’s not forget about the chocolate that looked like his uncle shoved it up his ass😭😭

    • @izabelanova
      @izabelanova ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NAWHH I CAT BREATHE😂😂😂

    • @katrinaheld6839
      @katrinaheld6839 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You missed “we’re gonna take my dads belt and wrap it around our meat”

    • @izabelanova
      @izabelanova ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katrinaheld6839 BAHAHAHAAAA

  • @Dark_knight668
    @Dark_knight668 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Here’s a pint of parisites
    had me saying stop drop and roll dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Oopsbaby
    @Oopsbaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Who wants to eat a candle?!"
    My cat: hold my beer

  • @Kuro_Reaper
    @Kuro_Reaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Daz: "Just cook it Propperly or don't go in the kitchen."
    Me: Can't cook. I guess I starve.
    *Sees next clip"
    "I'm Gordon Ramsay!"

    • @BeatrizSilva-cn3xx
      @BeatrizSilva-cn3xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this😂😂😂

  • @spooksyspoons9776
    @spooksyspoons9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Seasoned? What did she season it with? Hope!?"
    Generally that's what I do when cooking XD

    • @luketyers4026
      @luketyers4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha you funny 😁😁😁

  • @marlienfourie2562
    @marlienfourie2562 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:22 It ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy

  • @LunarLotus184
    @LunarLotus184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I have waited my entire life to hear daz say "its fucking raw". thank you. you have truly completed me.

  • @chunkygorilla9594
    @chunkygorilla9594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I'm just so glad this channel exists, I'd be lost without this man encouraging me to stay sane in this world

  • @brysonclark6568
    @brysonclark6568 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    17:18
    Daz: It looks like someone ran over squidworth 😂😂😂

  • @elle3771
    @elle3771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    chefclub: now that we have this nicely cooked on all sides-
    daz: *becomes gordon ramsay* ITS FOCKIN RAW
    15:31

  • @thespatialknight
    @thespatialknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    16:30
    Cook: Put some parsley to add color.
    Daz (and the world): Yeah to cover up the FOOD POISONING

  • @ezra_chan9953
    @ezra_chan9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    i rarely laugh but, “if i went to hell and licked satan’s bum” … it got me😂😂

    • @delirium5381
      @delirium5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😂

    • @LouM897
      @LouM897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! I wasn’t expecting him to say it 🤣

  • @Howdareyo0
    @Howdareyo0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live how Daz is so brutally honest 😭

  • @yarashahin8566
    @yarashahin8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    Daz: "That looks like open-heart surgery"
    Lady: "Enjoy"
    Daz: "enjoy what? A CORPSE'S FOOT?"
    i swear daz is the funniest person out there

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He needs to react to more cooking videos!

    • @Mustardpacket
      @Mustardpacket 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes

  • @carmend8895
    @carmend8895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “What did you season it with? HOPE?”
    WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED OF LAUGHTER

  • @CellarStudioProductions
    @CellarStudioProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "The buoyancy of a fridge" made me spit out my drink. I really did miss you, Daz.

    • @MF100
      @MF100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was gone for 3 days 😐

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow well the bots of TH-cam had really high hopes for your content

  • @llbeanll
    @llbeanll 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:28 “first bite tastes like heaven, second bite will take you there”

  • @domnikeeshadrin1759
    @domnikeeshadrin1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “What’s that seasoned with? HOPE?!”
    It’s so dramatic I love it 😂

  • @Er1nelizaax
    @Er1nelizaax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "Looks like open heart surgery"
    Nothing but facts here on daz games 😂

  • @KraftyKeelah
    @KraftyKeelah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "They cook better on my forehead" made me laugh so hard I cried a bit. Have missed these for sure!

  • @prohappyboom
    @prohappyboom ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "because i have the bouancy of a fridge" I couldnt let this quote go

  • @astridwasfound5334
    @astridwasfound5334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    you know its bad when Daz quite literally goes through the 5 stages of grief in the span of one video.

  • @Data90
    @Data90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I am not the best cook, but I don’t consider myself a Chef. However, this made me want to claw out my eyes.

  • @zaknotkyle
    @zaknotkyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    This cooking channel is what happens when you raise a generation on Pinterest.

    • @RubyRedS1ippers
      @RubyRedS1ippers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This needs more likes bru 😂

    • @thetimetellingbutterfly4445
      @thetimetellingbutterfly4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Do not insult pinterest like that. This cooking channel is what happens when you try to do five minute crafts with food

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Nikolai Where'd this bitterness come from?

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nikolai sounds a bit specific, eh? Have you been to jail yet?

    • @RubyRedS1ippers
      @RubyRedS1ippers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetimetellingbutterfly4445 I love Pinterest but it has a lot stuff like this or maybe it's just the Pinterest I go on 😂

  • @thebeastmk2
    @thebeastmk2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    " that f'ing solar panel aint hot enough to cook on" 😂😂

  • @vxsna1
    @vxsna1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    We can all agree that daz’s reactions are just the best.

    • @pogofgreed3707
      @pogofgreed3707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you assuming I agree?

  • @gloriaharrison2541
    @gloriaharrison2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The amount of butter that is gonna melt on those “cinnamon rolls” 🤢 this is quality content daz 😂 definitely made my day

  • @GilbertGag
    @GilbertGag 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    These recipes sound like they are making them up on the spot lol
    Love your vids ❤

  • @thesunnybee2012
    @thesunnybee2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I will never understand why people feel the need to over complicate cooking for no reason 💀

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It can work, but this is just shit cooking.

    • @delfox1009
      @delfox1009 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For attention

  • @seizel1249
    @seizel1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hey Daz, I'm a returning viewer from when your community was smaller back in the vine days. I just wanted to say it's awesome to return to your channel and see that same spark of joy and comedy. You've been a big part of my life when I had free time. Thank you for doing what you're doing. Stay safe and keep on keeping on.

  • @wyrdzsabz
    @wyrdzsabz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    16:07 you know daz is serious when he does that with his finger 💀

  • @UnicornzRreal92
    @UnicornzRreal92 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg no no no no no no no no no especially the pancake bit WTF IS THAT!!!

  • @afterlifeyt9073
    @afterlifeyt9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    "If I cooked that for my girlfriend, She would _Divorce_ me on the spot"
    Imagine making a dish so bad that your girlfriend divorces you without marrying you
    EDIT: MOM IM FAMOUS 🎉✨

    • @codg808
      @codg808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That is just shame at this point.

    • @afterlifeyt9073
      @afterlifeyt9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@codg808 ikr

    • @I_forgot_something_
      @I_forgot_something_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Went to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this

    • @2.00.2
      @2.00.2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don’t do all that thank u bs

    • @bapmz3723
      @bapmz3723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't even have a girlfriend it was a random girl💀💀

  • @EmLuvzMuzic
    @EmLuvzMuzic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Daz is literally one of the most swaggiest and funniest people ever

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    She's not even cooking the food - she cuts away and brings everything back to a cold plancha when it's done... an entire channel's worth of trolling must be tiring!

  • @mollie9806
    @mollie9806 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Seasoned?
    What did u season it with HOPE !😂'

  • @YorkshireBother
    @YorkshireBother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The worst is when you see all the people commenting about how amazing these "chefs" are. LIKE HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN REAL FOOD BEFORE!? These people aren't chefs, they can't even cook

    • @YorkshireBother
      @YorkshireBother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @viiont eooiy people have been known to describe me like that 😂😂

  • @dillon7545
    @dillon7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK 15:36

  • @Jasononamonday
    @Jasononamonday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Honestly to god!!! I swear Daz has saved my life. I’ve been battling major depression for years and thanks you Daz I am getting healthy again. Every video you have made has made my day to day battle easier. Thank you Daz!

    • @emhodder4597
      @emhodder4597 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good to know your doing good x

  • @gamekingdark10
    @gamekingdark10 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!"

  • @hudatariq6318
    @hudatariq6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:27 the chef's are like "live fast die young bad girls do it well" 🤣

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    13:43 At this point it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 🤦🏾‍♀

  • @randomuaena2859
    @randomuaena2859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Cook: cooking steak on a plancha which is not hot enough
    Daz: "They cook better on my forehead"

  • @celestemonique1466
    @celestemonique1466 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    EVERYBODYS SO CREATIVE!

  • @seasonalsnow1911
    @seasonalsnow1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Daz: "I'd rather just be single..."
    Me: *who thought he was single this whole time

    • @KethAnimations
      @KethAnimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s lucky enough to have found a beautiful girlfriend fairly recently :)

  • @agneslinder7391
    @agneslinder7391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how Daz is so genuinely disappointed like the look in his eyes at 17:32

  • @molly_alex559
    @molly_alex559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “It’s going to be like eating a Nike shoe” - Daz
    Nike silently crying😂😫😭

  • @comic-boi
    @comic-boi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:27 as a *Canadian* this sends pain into every *organ system in my body* and my soul has shrivelled into *ATOMS*

  • @emilybaker2314
    @emilybaker2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "If I served that to my girlfriend, I would expect her to divorce me" that just shows how awful that "pancake" was she wouldn't want to just break up with him she would want to divorce him.

    • @virginiavallek1654
      @virginiavallek1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd ask my husband what did I do to you recently to deserve this?

  • @___Artemis___
    @___Artemis___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Ya see, some of these hacks show you EXACTLY why you can't just eat at anyone's house all gung-ho and careless

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      great, now I need a food taster to accompany me..