There are still good movies coming out, they're just aren't really from Hollywood. Poor things seems to be a masterwork. Dunes 2 in a few months. The Whale this year and so on. Good movies are still out there getting released, we should look out for those.
@@Deinoriusthis! When people say there aren't good games or movies or music anymore. It tells me they just keep up with the mainstream outlets like Hollywood, AAA, etc. There are tons of incredible movies music games and so much more still being made. You just got to look beyond your horizons. Hell some of the mainstream outlets still put out actual art and good stuff from time to time.
Same haha, i just don't have fun with them anymore, there are excpectations like Spiderverse, but in general they're just pandering shlockfests without substance
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman. Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
@DunWorryBoutitBoutitI find that OJ and Alex are on the same page more than AJ. I feel like he and OJ see it from most of our perspectives than even AJ, but he can come off very pessimistic and "Doom and Gloom, but I dig that he doesn't try to pretend and be diplomatic if it sucks ass he will just tell you. All that to say I do see where you are coming from Tbf.
@@refugeehugsforfree4151 it's a good thing for him, not necessarily for the review though, I'll agree. But honestly garbage like this doesn't even really deserve the effort it takes to critique. The amount of effort Alex would've put into giving a rundown of this film would've been more than they put into making the film as a whole.
@@mystery8820well that was also dumb with him yelling BLACK GIRL MAGIC like really, but no, Monica says that during that ridiculous Bollywood dance scene with Carol in a stupid dress singing like a princess
it has the quality writing of many fanfiction that's for sure lmfaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dog ass writers need fired, fuck this strike shit maybe they don't deserve the money if this is what they got
@BranniganCarter He said it so fast that I was wondering what he said. I felt like I had to wait for it to come out in blu-ray so i could turn on closed captions to find out. I was wondering what he said this whole time.
@porter9276 Lol rotten tomatoes and other reviews sites have already been caught red handed scrubbing negative reviews for disney, multiple times. They are both under the same corporate umbrella.
I think Alex is not here because he wouldn't be able to contain himself. If the two Joes, who are somewhat mild in their reviews are unleashing, Imagine the rage Alex would be in. No one would be able to control him!
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman. Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
Hey Joe, I have been subscribed to you for 10 years now and your content is top quality as always. I’ve loved seeing you evolve as a creator and never lose sight of what makes you stand out in an industry full of charlatans and corruption. Keep up the good work
If you told me back in 2019 that Marvel and Disney would go downhill *this hard* I wouldn't be able to believe it. Them managing to take a multi-billion dollar juggernaut and running it into the ground like this in just 5 short years is art in of itself.
wow then you were very blind back then i saw it like a mile ago. Disny was even back then a burning shitshow but dumb/brainless people throwing their money into this hideous throat + shitty fanboy reviewer´s (AJ included one of the worst Movie reviewer but strangely a good game reviewer) hyping the steaming pile of garbo up.
I mean, they started making 3 movies a year in 2017 (they announced their intentions to do so in 2014) and the audiences just got burnt out, many of us saw it coming.
What is going on with the Marvel universe though? Why have we gone from The Russo Brothers directing and making incredible movies to letting almost unknown directors handle big movies like this? Disney is basicly killing off they're biggest franchise.
Chasing that DEI money that has started to dry up. Disney has some pretty big bills coming up and they gotta keep their ESG score high so that they can take more loans.
If I may... I'll tell you the problem with the film making power that they're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. They read what others had done and they took the next step. They didn't earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don't take any responsibility for it. Disney stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now theyre selling it, they wanna sell it.
@@evergreen-SP made fun of everyside. Kind of went soft on the haters and went heavy on Disney, could've used more jokes on the haters but otherwise they were making fun of Disney leadership and fans.
@evergreen- It was not. The point was more along with if you, the consumer, hate how something you enjoyed isn't good anymore, you have every right to stop liking it and stop watching or buying it. Speak with the sales it doesn't make. Don't turn to attacking people so hateful as an outlet. On the flip side, the creators of the product need to actually have respect in their craft and pride in their work. If your audience turns away, don't double down just to say F you all. Listen to their dislikes and reasses. TLDR: Creators and consumers try to be better and studios need to stop recycling old ideas.
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman. Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
Lol cause its spose to show her "im mean" villanous grille face; even though she looked soft as fuck. I bet this movie had alot of angry brow huffing puffing face.
I feel like Jujutsu Kaisen has already used all of these plot/character hooks better than this movie did. The switching places thing? It's a power that a character uses, and it's an amazing fight. A character that is ridiculously strong to the point of invalidating practically any conflict? They spent several episodes to set up how powerful he is, what he's doing at any time, how he got there, and why he doesn't intervene in some cases. Captain Marvel is indeed the Superman of Marvel. They never explain why she's not solving all the universe's problems because the way they set up her power it's clear she could by sheer force.
You know what, in Chinese, people are making fun of the villain, Dar-Benn. Because it sounds like 大便 (da-bian), which means turd. That sums up this film or the current state of Marvel and Disney, it's a Dar-Benn. Now you have learned a new Chinese word, thanks to Marvel.
Fury yelling black girl magic in the trailer set the bar so low to me that I expected the movie to suck. Why can’t we have strong female characters that isn’t lame. Black widow in avengers 1 is how you do a strong female character
Alita in Alita: Battle Angel was the pinnacle of strong female characters for me, but Joe (hell, all 3 of them) hated it. But they loved Captain Marvel 1. I hope they see the light now. Like Monica Rambeau can see...light.
Man, I hate that Alex missed this one. He's a man after my own cynical bitter heart. I would have loved to hear his take. I have to say, at least Ronan had a cool, unique look and the Power Stone was a new idea.
A lot of people draw comparisons between Captain Marvel and Superman because of their seemingly limitless power level vs weaknesses, but Superman’s weakness isn’t just Kryptonite, it’s his compassion, goodwill, and his general & genuine love and respect for people. Even people he dislikes. So that’s how you hurt Superman, and that’s how you write compelling stories for a character with basically limitless power. Good writers know how to do this, but they’re not doing that at Marvel and I just want to see good writers writing feature films based on comic books again.
There are so many comics and moments in television/film. One I appreciated was during the animated series he was brainwashed by Darkseid. When Superman had his memories restored it wasn't just Lois defending him. It was a detective friend of his who believed in him despite everything. He told Darkseid to shove it and that they believed in the Man of Steel. It was such a powerful moment, even when Darkseid made it clear Supes was still going to pay a price. He killed his friend before leaving. It comes full circle when he lays into Darkseid.
I'm glad to see the majority agrees that Iman Vhelani is good in this role, it's just that she's given trash script to work with just like the rest of the actors, but not even Khamala's enthusiasm is enough to salvage the movie, she can't carry it on her own. This is all the fault of the writers, the actors can't do anything if the script is not up to par.
I'm of the opinion that strong, charismatic actors can turn a pile of garbage into forgettable background noise. But these aren't amazing actors we're talking about
@@MasterChief203 Yup, sometimes a great actor can work their magic, other times it’s doomed to fail. The first Iron Man didn’t even have a complete script, but RDJ led the morale of the cast and basically improvised a good chunk of the film to successful results through sheer charisma. Yet, he was unable to work the same magic in Dolittle.
@@bushmonster1702That’s my opinion on the writers & directors of Disney’s Marvel. *ESPECIALLY* Michael Waldron since he literally used a black listed script for ‘Loki.’
@@trippybruh1592 New torture method, being forced to watch The Marvels and have it added to your watchlist on IMDB and rated a 10/10 without the ability to create a new account, edit the rating, or remove the movie from your watchlist and worse, from then on and after death your watchlist will continue to be promoted as the top suggestion of movie lists by users to other users without the ability to make your lists private until the end of IMDBs entire existence or life itself 😂
The villian's plan steal other's planets atomospheres and such to revve their own world- In other words they stole the Spaceballs' plan from "Spaceballs" .
No they didn't I found this film pretty meh (at best) but the plot was potentially interesting but they avoided showing any real blood or suffering. It coulda been a MoS for the MCU. Instead its far below Avengers but just above Antman 2/3
Bad writing, bad directing. This movie could have been good. But they just don't care anymore, and that's just blatantly obvious by this point. Good writing and good directing could make these movies great. But they don't care anymore..... It's all about the perpetual milking of this franchise.
@@nrdsgtbck101 Oh, it's only the YT man babies? Metacritic has a 3.9 from the audience and only a 50 from actual critics. So who are the "most people" youre referring?
Haven’t seen this movie yet but from everything I’ve heard it sounds like this movie is Charlie’s angel in space. Iman is drew Barrymore, parris is Lucy Liu, and Brie is Cameron. I think we knows who’s Charlie here.
On Thor Love and Thunder, all that did was confirm that the actual 'big bad' now is Taika Waititi. Can we blame him for taking Marvel in this new hilarious direction? I mean, if you don't take your film seriously then why should the audience? Its early 00s levels of insecurity in hero films where they feel they have to be really tongue in cheek instead of trying to drop these people into as real a world as possible.
Reviewers are trying to say what they think people want to hear. The movie wasn't bad. I'm not sure what people are expecting anymore, but for those who hated this or are trashing it without even watching, it's probably time to find a new hobby.
It's annoying all these post endgame movies are trying to copy GOTG's formula when that style of humor could only work with that specific cast and writing.
Marvel cannot comprehend the idea of a hero that happens to be a woman, they always need to objectify people and fit them into essentially "products" which just devalues the genre as a whole. Superheroes cannot be products of inspired writing, experiences, and overcoming adversity. They always need to have messages, quotas, and financial goals met and it's killing them. I can't believe DC actually has the potential to have better movies now bc of how badly marvel has dropped the ball since Stan Lee died (RIP legend).
Im officially off the MCU too. It started with how they destroyed the Hulk from the Thanos fight, to Professor Hulk, to the She-Hulk show. Where is the rage, anger, and destruction?
The Marvels was just FUN! Anyone who thinks this it's the worst, calling it "woke" which is dumb in itself has issues. I loved seeing them interact with each other especially Kamala fan girling. 😆❤️
The advertising for this movie was shameless and it was really telling that they’d stoop to a low enough level to use a peak-MCU sizzle reel in their trailers with Tony, Steve and Thanos..
Glad you caught up and we can finally be on the same page, Joes. We don’t hate the current state of Marvel because we hate Marvel, we hate it because we love what it truly can be, and how disgraced it has become. It’s like seeing a girlfriend you really loved, abandoning you for an abusive boyfriend. You hate the sight of it, but you can’t do anything about it. You try to tell her to drop him, she calls you jealous and says everything is fine, you try to get others to do something, they tell you nothing is wrong, you eventually just have to leave it and hope she realizes her mistake before it’s too late.
Nia DeCosta said in an interview that "The Last of Us Part II" was one of her favourite narrative driven video games of all time. Once you know this fact, this movie's quality starts to make sense.
@@beeslikesteve This comment thread is proof that it ain't. It's incredibly divisive. You can't even go three comments without people disagreeing about the game.
@@beeslikesteveyes I do cause she is super unrealistic. How tf do you have those huge of muscles not only as a girl but in the apocalypse we’re resources are scarce
@@beeslikesteveits okay, but not as good as the 1st one. And yes i am one of those abby hater. But i absolutely intensely hate her because of what she did.
Zawe Ashton is a playright and usually in comedy drama. So an amazing fit to play a super villain..all that menace and gravitas. At least the actor lee pace has some screen presence compared to her
Her husband Tom Hiddleston is also a stage actor but has a *MUCH* better presence and acting performance. Nothing against Zawe but this role wasn’t good.
I've never heard 'WOMEN ARE BAD' as a justification to hate these movies. It's inserting characters just because 'muh diversity' that bothers people, because 9 times out of 10 the character is never written well or entertaining. Let me just emphasis: there is nothing wrong with a diverse cast... so long as it makes sense within the context and the characters aren't half-assed thrown in. GoT and BB/BCS are great examples of a diverse cast that feels believable and well thought out within their context.
I actually thought the movie was one of the better MCU movies in a while, the cringe these guys talk about my kids loved and i felt that stuff was written fir younger audience. But overall, I had an ok time and the kids liked it alot, gotg3 was the last one they and I enjoyed but before that it's been a hot minute...
@@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526 Yea I didn't mind this one as well. There were some crige parts like the singing and dancing that I was not a fan of and some of the cat shit, but other than that, I though it was ok. Not even Thor 1 or 2 level, but still better than something like She-Hulk or Secret Invasion.
@@Lowthar1425 for sure yeah and those are the same parts i was talking about lol, yeah kids liked it so again this is a family movie really in a way so it's fine with me lol
It baffles me why they are doing this. Are their pay rates too low? Are they too hard to work with? Do they have a reputation for taking too much time and burning you out? You'd think even if the pay wasn't quite commiserate with the status of the project, and the demands were onerous, that good directors (of which there are so so many) would be queing up to have a pop at helming a Marvel piece. How can their selections be so bad?
@@jopearson6321it’s nothing to do with Pay. Nia DaCosta threw this movie under the bus weeks ago. She called it a Kevin Feige movie. This complaint has come from 3/4 diverse female directors. They are given a movie to make and told what happens in it and how to do it. They do it, Marvel slaps their ESG winning directors name on the project and move on. These director’s aren’t actually Directing anything. They’re named Middle men. This is why this movie is delayed 5 times and reshot however many times. This is why Black Widow was absolute hell to get made. This is why Secret Invasion is what it was. These are cast Directors.
it's also filmmakers that are known for small depressing indy flick and it does not fit with big light heart special effect flicks. it was the same issue on Eternals
@@jopearson6321 Disney are pretty cheap. They won't hire the best writers and directors because of that. Kevin Feige had promised us getting the best for Fantastic Four but he changed his mind. Imagine giving Peter Jackson a Fantastic Four Trilogy. Would have been amazing but we'll never get that
Dude!!! When I was in that theater, I literally wanted to cry. A MARVEL MOVIE turned to a kitty, musical, womanizing piece of 💩. Marvel is the absolute worst.
@@griswoldclark6835damn. Even the bots are struggling with this one. Hard to defend it with "bigot" when it has nothing to do with why this movie sucks.
@@griswoldclark6835 completely agree. The first time I noticed the anti male sentiment was in the second Ant-Man movie. Scott Lang seemed a bit of a bumbling idiot when compared to the first movie. How can marvel be so disconnected from their fan base 😢
@@DrViperVideosAt one point I usually agreed with Joe's reviews. I'm usually not in Full disagreement with Angry Joe. Until he reviewed TLOU 2, and Bumblebee.
Loki season 2 opened up the possibility no movies taken place after endgame to be canon. If true we might undo the last 5 years of absolute woke dogshit from marvel.
At this point the MCU just feels like a massive homework assignment. Not just for the viewers, but for the Disney executives that are tasked with holding it together with duct tape and spit.
I’m telling you, no company of this pedigree fails so badly on so many fronts unless it’s entirely intentional. It’s convenient that everything is bombing, the stock price is plummeting and parks are failing when there are already acquisition discussions behind closed doors huh.
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Honestly, at this point my favourite part of most movies coming out nowadays is just watching the reviews rather than the actual film.
100%. I dont watch less movies, I just watch older movies instead of going to the theater as much as I did 20 years ago.
There are still good movies coming out, they're just aren't really from Hollywood.
Poor things seems to be a masterwork.
Dunes 2 in a few months.
The Whale this year and so on.
Good movies are still out there getting released, we should look out for those.
@@Deinoriusthis!
When people say there aren't good games or movies or music anymore. It tells me they just keep up with the mainstream outlets like Hollywood, AAA, etc.
There are tons of incredible movies music games and so much more still being made. You just got to look beyond your horizons. Hell some of the mainstream outlets still put out actual art and good stuff from time to time.
@@Deinorius Yea, "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" was a better multiverse movie than anything DC or MCU has done
Same haha, i just don't have fun with them anymore, there are excpectations like Spiderverse, but in general they're just pandering shlockfests without substance
Alex was five steps ahead of this one, good for him. And thank you AJ and OJ for your service, you'll get him in the next one.
@porter9276 it has a 61% meaning 61% of critics gave it a 6 or higher like dude......
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman.
Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
@porter9276 YWNBAW
Alex is the mvp and hes not even here
@@danielportillo1349 You missspelled 'paid shills' and 'sourpuss' 😇
That was Alex's most efficient review yet. "Don't even bother." Masterful analysis.
Yeah well Alex just realized that if movie makers aren’t even going to try and show up and basically phone it in why should he? 😂
No he’s a doll
That's AJ's doll, but I thought the same thing lol, if only.@@Autobotmatt428
@DunWorryBoutitBoutitI find that OJ and Alex are on the same page more than AJ. I feel like he and OJ see it from most of our perspectives than even AJ, but he can come off very pessimistic and "Doom and Gloom, but I dig that he doesn't try to pretend and be diplomatic if it sucks ass he will just tell you. All that to say I do see where you are coming from Tbf.
Holy shit, Alex got out of watching this one? What a lucky man.
Not a good thing Alex can utterly tear apart a movie in order coherently, OJ and Joe can kind of but not to the same effect.
@@refugeehugsforfree4151 it's a good thing for him, not necessarily for the review though, I'll agree. But honestly garbage like this doesn't even really deserve the effort it takes to critique. The amount of effort Alex would've put into giving a rundown of this film would've been more than they put into making the film as a whole.
Just say you’re sexist
@@MovieGuy919 :l
@@MovieGuy919What has anyone said here sexist ?
Alex had the right idea by the sounds of it.
still wanted to hear him give it a big rip :(
Alex: when are we reviewing captain marvel? Oh unfortunate coincidence...
Hes on a beach right now in silence hearing the waves beside him. Sipping a mai tai going _ahhh_
😂😂😂😂
He’ll probably bash it when he reviews Loki season 2 finale. Regardless, he knows when something is bad
Monica Rambeau literally says during a scene that this feels like fan fiction. And that summarizes the entire film
You mean the part where Fury asked Monica to fly?
@@mystery8820well that was also dumb with him yelling BLACK GIRL MAGIC like really, but no, Monica says that during that ridiculous Bollywood dance scene with Carol in a stupid dress singing like a princess
it has the quality writing of many fanfiction that's for sure lmfaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dog ass writers need fired, fuck this strike shit maybe they don't deserve the money if this is what they got
@BranniganCarter He said it so fast that I was wondering what he said. I felt like I had to wait for it to come out in blu-ray so i could turn on closed captions to find out. I was wondering what he said this whole time.
@N_N23296 Maybe it wasn't in the script and it was a spontaneous ad lib during filming?
The visual of Alex's chair being in frame but him not is all the review I needed honestly, woof.
Alex dodged a bullet 🤣 that's his rating
I just spat out my drink 😂
I highly doubt someone not watching the movie influenced your predetermined opinion in the least.
@@pigs18no shit, genius.
Why the woof tho? Im curious, is that your everyday catchphrase? Are you a furry? I have so many questions.
We all saw this coming a mile away. It was so obvious that even a single celled organism could see it coming
IGN couldn't. That blue-haired goof gave it an 8.
And single-celled organisms don't have eyes, so that's saying something.
@@aab350znobody takes IGN seriously lol
And these guys liked Loki. Can you imagine how bad The Marvels must be for them to dislike it?
@porter9276taking rotten tomatoes seriously is funny
You guys hit the nail on the head. A 250-million-dollar Disney + episode.
THIS cost 250 million???
"Wow, what a waste... The poor children"
I was saying that since the first trailer.
They said that??? WHAT A BURN LOL
$270 million actually. So Fantastic four or Xmen should get at least a $400 million budget. Anything less would be insulting.
How many homeless people could have been feed and sheltered rather than make this P.O.S movie. it was Gawd Aweful Girl Power trash.
I kinda wished Alex would've been in on this so he could give his full thoughts on it.
@porter9276Trying to excuse Disney for making a bad movie is cringe, mate.
@porter9276 Lol rotten tomatoes and other reviews sites have already been caught red handed scrubbing negative reviews for disney, multiple times. They are both under the same corporate umbrella.
@porter9276bigots for not liking a multi billion dollars company's movie?
Wow😂
@porter9276This movie is going to be the biggest MCU bomb ever and rightfully so.
What a shitshow.
What?@porter9276
I think Alex is not here because he wouldn't be able to contain himself. If the two Joes, who are somewhat mild in their reviews are unleashing, Imagine the rage Alex would be in. No one would be able to control him!
@porter9276 try going from all critics to top critics, and verified reviews to all reviews lol Rotten Tomatoes is a joke of a platform
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman.
Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
Angry Alex Show
@porter9276yeah this is a bot.... its the same response on another comment I'm going to report it if youtube give a shit. 😅
@porter9276 RT has been rotten itself since The Dark Knight/Toy Story 3.
Pick a movie; for that site hasn't been relevant since then.
Hey Joe, I have been subscribed to you for 10 years now and your content is top quality as always. I’ve loved seeing you evolve as a creator and never lose sight of what makes you stand out in an industry full of charlatans and corruption. Keep up the good work
Alex was already based af. This day has catapulted him to true legendary status.
What does based mean?
@@terria8825 based economy
Alex wasn't allowed to review this movie anyway. Brie already told him that his kind wasn't welcome.
he can be a bit too progressive sometime, such as agreeing with the left that medieval Europe should not be "whitewashed"
@@ivanasukjadic1423I love that the right has become cry baby snowflakes like the left. 😂
If you told me back in 2019 that Marvel and Disney would go downhill *this hard* I wouldn't be able to believe it.
Them managing to take a multi-billion dollar juggernaut and running it into the ground like this in just 5 short years is art in of itself.
wow then you were very blind back then i saw it like a mile ago. Disny was even back then a burning shitshow but dumb/brainless people throwing their money into this hideous throat + shitty fanboy reviewer´s (AJ included one of the worst Movie reviewer but strangely a good game reviewer) hyping the steaming pile of garbo up.
I mean, they started making 3 movies a year in 2017 (they announced their intentions to do so in 2014) and the audiences just got burnt out, many of us saw it coming.
Just current day Star Wars, DC, its a virus that has effect most western entertainment, lucky not japan stuff but they are trying
I mean a decline was inevitable but the fact it came as fast and hard as it did is unbelievable it wast a year after end game when this shit fell
Endgame was the 22nd film. A culimnation of a decade of films. The Marvels is the 22nd project released since Endgame. Think about that.
Have Alex hold out until it's streaming and do a live reaction video of him watching it, so we can all stare at his face while he watches 🤣
Id actually pay money to see that.😂
What is going on with the Marvel universe though? Why have we gone from The Russo Brothers directing and making incredible movies to letting almost unknown directors handle big movies like this? Disney is basicly killing off they're biggest franchise.
Because Disney isn't producing movies to tell a story. They're producing slop to fulfill a quota.
Chasing that DEI money that has started to dry up. Disney has some pretty big bills coming up and they gotta keep their ESG score high so that they can take more loans.
it's dead, Jim. They went too deep into identity politics instead of just doing good movies and tv shows
They've made a bet which would die first, star wars or marvel
If I may... I'll tell you the problem with the film making power that they're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. They read what others had done and they took the next step. They didn't earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don't take any responsibility for it. Disney stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now theyre selling it, they wanna sell it.
Dinsey proving how spot on South Park is.
They put women in it and made them lame.
Wasn’t the whole point of that South park episode that you should stop bitching about this?
@@evergreen-SP made fun of everyside. Kind of went soft on the haters and went heavy on Disney, could've used more jokes on the haters but otherwise they were making fun of Disney leadership and fans.
@@evergreen- Yeah, no.
@evergreen- It was not. The point was more along with if you, the consumer, hate how something you enjoyed isn't good anymore, you have every right to stop liking it and stop watching or buying it. Speak with the sales it doesn't make. Don't turn to attacking people so hateful as an outlet.
On the flip side, the creators of the product need to actually have respect in their craft and pride in their work. If your audience turns away, don't double down just to say F you all. Listen to their dislikes and reasses.
TLDR: Creators and consumers try to be better and studios need to stop recycling old ideas.
Was hoping Marvel was going to go darker in tone after End Game but everything is a comedy skit
Alex is a mastermind. He's a tactical genius, more than Thrawn. He orchestrated his way out of this movie🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it really that hard to be a better tactical genius than Disney+ Thrawn? All his decision were horrible in Ahsoka.
The moment I saw OJ's thousand mile expression and how he opened that beer told me everything.
@porter9276🤡
@porter9276Nice troll comment
@porter9276Bruh RT is a joke
@porter9276 exactly…. How dare these bigots not like this movie… don’t they know that the main characters have vaginas? I mean we can’t say they are women because I would never dare assume someone’s gender based on their genitalia, but they should know that vagina = uncriticizable regardless of whether or not that vagina is attached to a man or a woman.
Let’s stand together in solidarity ✊🏽
You actually unironically use Rotten Tomatoes as a source to prove something? You're even more pitiful than this movie.
I laughed so hard at 11:57 when Joe mocked Dar-Benn’s smirk 🤣🤣🤣
Lol cause its spose to show her "im mean" villanous grille face; even though she looked soft as fuck. I bet this movie had alot of angry brow huffing puffing face.
Alex loved the movie so much, he was speechless.
😂😂,😂😂
Hahahaha 🤣
Love that text man 😂 “we died from cringe” that’s too accurate.
"Black Girl Magic" Like holy shit.
@@refugeehugsforfree4151 🤣
They sold me with cringe I gotta see thos movie
@@leintati that’s a dangerous game. This cringe is pure and lethal bro 😄.
@@GameViolence I'm totally in. It's like adding snake venomous to tequila
I feel like Jujutsu Kaisen has already used all of these plot/character hooks better than this movie did. The switching places thing? It's a power that a character uses, and it's an amazing fight. A character that is ridiculously strong to the point of invalidating practically any conflict? They spent several episodes to set up how powerful he is, what he's doing at any time, how he got there, and why he doesn't intervene in some cases.
Captain Marvel is indeed the Superman of Marvel. They never explain why she's not solving all the universe's problems because the way they set up her power it's clear she could by sheer force.
You know what, in Chinese, people are making fun of the villain, Dar-Benn. Because it sounds like 大便 (da-bian), which means turd. That sums up this film or the current state of Marvel and Disney, it's a Dar-Benn. Now you have learned a new Chinese word, thanks to Marvel.
Ty for sharing!
That's hilarious. I am familiar with the Japanese equivalent, daiben (大便) but didn't know of the difference in pronunciation.
Chinese people probably love this trash
Fury yelling black girl magic in the trailer set the bar so low to me that I expected the movie to suck. Why can’t we have strong female characters that isn’t lame. Black widow in avengers 1 is how you do a strong female character
Alita in Alita: Battle Angel was the pinnacle of strong female characters for me, but Joe (hell, all 3 of them) hated it. But they loved Captain Marvel 1. I hope they see the light now. Like Monica Rambeau can see...light.
Wait, that actually happened? I thought it was joke
Don't forget Woman Woman
@@sundaypikachu1844Alita was dope. I can't wait for the sequel.
Outside of Sam L, all of the actors sucked bad in this one, Sam just looked like he didn't want to be there
Started the video with, “The Marvels. The most anticipated marvel movie of the year.” I’m over here like; by who?! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Man, I hate that Alex missed this one. He's a man after my own cynical bitter heart. I would have loved to hear his take.
I have to say, at least Ronan had a cool, unique look and the Power Stone was a new idea.
I was shocked to see Ronan back!! I thought he died in GoTG but nope! Although I liked that one much more
I feel like he says more in his absence than he does in his presence.
@@Aredelagree
A lot of people draw comparisons between Captain Marvel and Superman because of their seemingly limitless power level vs weaknesses, but Superman’s weakness isn’t just Kryptonite, it’s his compassion, goodwill, and his general & genuine love and respect for people. Even people he dislikes. So that’s how you hurt Superman, and that’s how you write compelling stories for a character with basically limitless power. Good writers know how to do this, but they’re not doing that at Marvel and I just want to see good writers writing feature films based on comic books again.
They did Superman correctly in the 1970s, and havent since.
Excellent analysis of Superman.
There are so many comics and moments in television/film. One I appreciated was during the animated series he was brainwashed by Darkseid. When Superman had his memories restored it wasn't just Lois defending him. It was a detective friend of his who believed in him despite everything. He told Darkseid to shove it and that they believed in the Man of Steel. It was such a powerful moment, even when Darkseid made it clear Supes was still going to pay a price. He killed his friend before leaving. It comes full circle when he lays into Darkseid.
Alex empty chair instantly cracks me up.
Marvel: Are you not entertained?
Audience: What is this cruel and unusual punishment
I'm glad to see the majority agrees that Iman Vhelani is good in this role, it's just that she's given trash script to work with just like the rest of the actors, but not even Khamala's enthusiasm is enough to salvage the movie, she can't carry it on her own. This is all the fault of the writers, the actors can't do anything if the script is not up to par.
I'm of the opinion that strong, charismatic actors can turn a pile of garbage into forgettable background noise. But these aren't amazing actors we're talking about
@@Matt-lp1xpnot always. Sam L. Jackson is an amazing actor and even he was struggling in this movie
@@MasterChief203 Yup, sometimes a great actor can work their magic, other times it’s doomed to fail. The first Iron Man didn’t even have a complete script, but RDJ led the morale of the cast and basically improvised a good chunk of the film to successful results through sheer charisma. Yet, he was unable to work the same magic in Dolittle.
Marvel/Disney has no idea who their base is.
The same reviewer at IGN that gave She-Hulk an 8/10 reviewed The Marvels, 8/10. 😂
Not sure how these people even get hired.
They only care that the political message. Not if a movie is good or not.
Didn't know it was the same person, now it makes sense. Yet it doesn't its own.
@@bushmonster1702That’s my opinion on the writers & directors of Disney’s Marvel. *ESPECIALLY* Michael Waldron since he literally used a black listed script for ‘Loki.’
You know its tragic when OJ is serious
South Park creators didn't need to watch to know what Disney and Hollywood's agenda has become.
I would pay PPV to see an entire stream of Alex's face while being forced to watch this 😂
The only reaction video I’d ever watch
I sure that would violate the Geneva convention or some human rights violations of the treatment of POW's. I'd rather get waterboarded.
@@trippybruh1592 New torture method, being forced to watch The Marvels and have it added to your watchlist on IMDB and rated a 10/10 without the ability to create a new account, edit the rating, or remove the movie from your watchlist and worse, from then on and after death your watchlist will continue to be promoted as the top suggestion of movie lists by users to other users without the ability to make your lists private until the end of IMDBs entire existence or life itself 😂
You can have a good time with a bad movie. But you’ll never have a bad time with a good movie
That's why I enjoyed 😂
Isn’t what you said hypocritical?
@@yourmum5576No, because that’s not what hypocrisy means.
@@yourmum5576 Did his statement really go over your head?
Bruhhhh
My favorite burn from Alex is from Space Jam: New Legacy.
"Unfortunately for me, what a horrible day to have eyes."
😂😂
XD Alex missed this beautiful film?! Noooo Alex missed out on a 10/10 experience
Lol
😂
We missed out on a 10/10 experience 😂
I know it's a joke but it saddens me how there's actual people that talk about the movie like this and they are not kidding
@@sebastianc2077 Some of us did actually enjoy the movie :) I'm not sad about that in the slightest. 😄
So you are telling me They Put a Chick in it and made her LAME?!?
they put many chicks in it and made it extra extra lame. 😂
Top tier comment
Hahaha it was like a chicken coop full of chicks
Yeah. There was even a scene where Valkyrie kissed Carol on the cheek. They're setting up a lesbian romance.
@@AntsTheaterCorner2698 hope we get a rated r version of this then
Always a pleasure to have Little Joe on the review show
OJ has that “let’s wrap this up” energy, and I can’t blame him
18:30 Yeah, he looks so defeated there
Cracked open that beer and I knew what was up
He's drunk and acting weird
I thought you were talking about OJ Simpson as in have OJ put an end to this 😂😅😂😅😊😮
The villian's plan steal other's planets atomospheres and such to revve their own world- In other words they stole the Spaceballs' plan from "Spaceballs" .
No they didn't I found this film pretty meh (at best) but the plot was potentially interesting but they avoided showing any real blood or suffering. It coulda been a MoS for the MCU. Instead its far below Avengers but just above Antman 2/3
OMG… your right! 😂
Metamorphosis completed, sir.
Spaceball One has now become... Mega Maid..
Evil Kree Lady: "Commence Operation Vaccum Suck!"
BRRROOOOO I didn't even make the connection until just now and you are so right! AHAHAHH
Bad writing, bad directing. This movie could have been good. But they just don't care anymore, and that's just blatantly obvious by this point. Good writing and good directing could make these movies great. But they don't care anymore..... It's all about the perpetual milking of this franchise.
"We almost died from cringe"
Pretty accurate from what everyone who saw this movie is saying.
So happy I skipped it.. and the rest of Phase 4 and now 5.. I was done after Endgame. Thank God.
I liked it overall, wasn't great, but it was enjoyable
Everyone who? A couple of man babies on TH-cam? Most people who have seen it have said it was good.
@@nrdsgtbck101 Oh, it's only the YT man babies? Metacritic has a 3.9 from the audience and only a 50 from actual critics. So who are the "most people" youre referring?
@@ebanksstudiosthere are people who enjoy crayons.
The fact that Alex is not here for this one, even by pure coincidence is just too funny to me lol.
Suuuuuuuu
Haven’t seen this movie yet but from everything I’ve heard it sounds like this movie is Charlie’s angel in space. Iman is drew Barrymore, parris is Lucy Liu, and Brie is Cameron. I think we knows who’s Charlie here.
I don't see Alex and I just laughed.
😅
The villain in this one made Malekith the Accursed, Yellowjacket, and Ghost look like The Joker in terms of depth and intrigue
Yellow jacket works well within the film
@@dmolmalowski yeah you’re right, he was very memorable.
This Villain makes the other ones looking like Hannibal Lecter😂
Ghost and Malekith were still trash to me personally
Modok 😂
On Thor Love and Thunder, all that did was confirm that the actual 'big bad' now is Taika Waititi. Can we blame him for taking Marvel in this new hilarious direction? I mean, if you don't take your film seriously then why should the audience? Its early 00s levels of insecurity in hero films where they feel they have to be really tongue in cheek instead of trying to drop these people into as real a world as possible.
Didn't watch the movie
But binge watching reviews is so much fun
Couldn't agree more
Literally me lol
Reviewers are trying to say what they think people want to hear. The movie wasn't bad. I'm not sure what people are expecting anymore, but for those who hated this or are trashing it without even watching, it's probably time to find a new hobby.
Same lol
@@CJHejl shhhh the lapdogs like their echo chamber. don't disturb them
Alex's empty chair is symbolic
For movie theaters everywhere.
"She's hot."
You think Brie Larson is "hot?" Looks are subjective but you lost any and all credibility on that one.
I was looking forward to see Alex review this movie. He’s brutally honest, its showing on his face, he can’t lie
The movie of a year to review and Alex is out how lucky MCU are
Its nice how we were more hyped for Alex Opinion about the movie than we were for the actual movie, I'm proud of this community👏🏼🥃😂
"Toxic Community" 😂
0:29 *And as you can see a certain SOMEONE... DIDN'T COME TO WORK TODAY!!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
that pause before "i almost died from cringe" almost killed me lmao
Lmao 😭😭
Alex is a lucky man 😂
Make him do a solo review of the movie and upload it
Even if he will be the only one the movie theater on Tuesday afternoon
haha, ya, do a whole episode where you force him to review it all by himself as punishment lol:)
I'd fuckin love that lol
How is Alex not here for this
He Probably is on vacation or had something else important to deal with. That's why. Things happen.
@@JeruTheDamaja3LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS MOVIE LOL
@@PASSPORTKING2106Me takin a dump is more important than this trash movie.
He's a coward!!!!! YALL NEED TO MAKE HIM SUFFER WHEN HE RETURNS!
Damn I wanted to hear Alex rip this 😂
It's annoying all these post endgame movies are trying to copy GOTG's formula when that style of humor could only work with that specific cast and writing.
Alex's observation Haki was on point.
Alex calling out of work...."yeah my car won't start". 😂
" We have such sights to show you!"🤣🤣
Damn I really wanted to hear Alex tear this one apart! :(
Alex was one step ahead of marvel on this one XD
Marvel cannot comprehend the idea of a hero that happens to be a woman, they always need to objectify people and fit them into essentially "products" which just devalues the genre as a whole. Superheroes cannot be products of inspired writing, experiences, and overcoming adversity. They always need to have messages, quotas, and financial goals met and it's killing them. I can't believe DC actually has the potential to have better movies now bc of how badly marvel has dropped the ball since Stan Lee died (RIP legend).
23:56 OJ was so outraged about them playing the Avengers theme, he blinked out of existence…
Imma be real with y’all… Alex is never watching this lmao.
Im officially off the MCU too. It started with how they destroyed the Hulk from the Thanos fight, to Professor Hulk, to the She-Hulk show. Where is the rage, anger, and destruction?
Seeing OJ crack open a beer right at the beginning means it’s gonna be a doozy lol😂
Wish he had shaken it first 😅
Alex not seeing this movie says a lot. Joe his review is exactly what I expect Alex to do. Thanks Alex I hear you loud and clear.
I remember an episode of G1 Transformers.. where everyone sang to communicate.. a planet whose civilization completely revolves around music... 🤷
this being released the same week as that loki finale is criminal
MAYBE THEY ARE RELATED FANS SHOULD RUSH OUT TO CHECK
It’s also ironic since the villain Loki’s wife irl.
Honestly the fact that Alex didnt even show up to this one makes this review even better 😂
I understand what you are saying however it would give me immense pleasure to see and hear him bash this movie.
The Marvels was just FUN! Anyone who thinks this it's the worst, calling it "woke" which is dumb in itself has issues. I loved seeing them interact with each other especially Kamala fan girling. 😆❤️
The advertising for this movie was shameless and it was really telling that they’d stoop to a low enough level to use a peak-MCU sizzle reel in their trailers with Tony, Steve and Thanos..
Glad you caught up and we can finally be on the same page, Joes. We don’t hate the current state of Marvel because we hate Marvel, we hate it because we love what it truly can be, and how disgraced it has become.
It’s like seeing a girlfriend you really loved, abandoning you for an abusive boyfriend. You hate the sight of it, but you can’t do anything about it.
You try to tell her to drop him, she calls you jealous and says everything is fine, you try to get others to do something, they tell you nothing is wrong, you eventually just have to leave it and hope she realizes her mistake before it’s too late.
The problem: Stan Lee didn't make a cameo appearance in it. 🙂
Nia DeCosta said in an interview that "The Last of Us Part II" was one of her favourite narrative driven video games of all time.
Once you know this fact, this movie's quality starts to make sense.
She also threw this movie under the bus weeks ago. She said it was a Kevin Feige movie. Disowning it before it even released 😂
Last of us 2 is pretty good tho? Or are you just an Abby hater?
@@beeslikesteve
This comment thread is proof that it ain't. It's incredibly divisive. You can't even go three comments without people disagreeing about the game.
@@beeslikesteveyes I do cause she is super unrealistic. How tf do you have those huge of muscles not only as a girl but in the apocalypse we’re resources are scarce
@@beeslikesteveits okay, but not as good as the 1st one. And yes i am one of those abby hater. But i absolutely intensely hate her because of what she did.
“Let’s fight somewhere empty.”
Zawe Ashton is a playright and usually in comedy drama. So an amazing fit to play a super villain..all that menace and gravitas. At least the actor lee pace has some screen presence compared to her
Her husband Tom Hiddleston is also a stage actor but has a *MUCH* better presence and acting performance. Nothing against Zawe but this role wasn’t good.
Alex said “I can’t do this today”🤣👏🏾
It really is FAIR
OJ immediately cracks open a beer
Classic
Perfect intro to reviewing this film, made me chuckle 😂
Congrats to Disney for oversaturating and lowering the quality of Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar & their own movies…. Lol
I've never heard 'WOMEN ARE BAD' as a justification to hate these movies. It's inserting characters just because 'muh diversity' that bothers people, because 9 times out of 10 the character is never written well or entertaining.
Let me just emphasis: there is nothing wrong with a diverse cast... so long as it makes sense within the context and the characters aren't half-assed thrown in. GoT and BB/BCS are great examples of a diverse cast that feels believable and well thought out within their context.
I actually thought the movie was one of the better MCU movies in a while, the cringe these guys talk about my kids loved and i felt that stuff was written fir younger audience. But overall, I had an ok time and the kids liked it alot, gotg3 was the last one they and I enjoyed but before that it's been a hot minute...
@@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526 Yea I didn't mind this one as well. There were some crige parts like the singing and dancing that I was not a fan of and some of the cat shit, but other than that, I though it was ok. Not even Thor 1 or 2 level, but still better than something like She-Hulk or Secret Invasion.
@@Lowthar1425 for sure yeah and those are the same parts i was talking about lol, yeah kids liked it so again this is a family movie really in a way so it's fine with me lol
Keep putting inexperienced writers and directors in charge of these projects. This is the product. You. Are. Going. To. Get.
It baffles me why they are doing this. Are their pay rates too low? Are they too hard to work with? Do they have a reputation for taking too much time and burning you out?
You'd think even if the pay wasn't quite commiserate with the status of the project, and the demands were onerous, that good directors (of which there are so so many) would be queing up to have a pop at helming a Marvel piece. How can their selections be so bad?
hiring based on diversity quota@@jopearson6321
@@jopearson6321it’s nothing to do with Pay. Nia DaCosta threw this movie under the bus weeks ago. She called it a Kevin Feige movie. This complaint has come from 3/4 diverse female directors. They are given a movie to make and told what happens in it and how to do it. They do it, Marvel slaps their ESG winning directors name on the project and move on. These director’s aren’t actually Directing anything. They’re named Middle men. This is why this movie is delayed 5 times and reshot however many times. This is why Black Widow was absolute hell to get made. This is why Secret Invasion is what it was. These are cast Directors.
it's also filmmakers that are known for small depressing indy flick and it does not fit with big light heart special effect flicks. it was the same issue on Eternals
@@jopearson6321 Disney are pretty cheap. They won't hire the best writers and directors because of that. Kevin Feige had promised us getting the best for Fantastic Four but he changed his mind. Imagine giving Peter Jackson a Fantastic Four Trilogy. Would have been amazing but we'll never get that
Dude!!! When I was in that theater, I literally wanted to cry. A MARVEL MOVIE turned to a kitty, musical, womanizing piece of 💩. Marvel is the absolute worst.
alex is so lucky he didn't have to watch this movie
You guys putting yourself through this to entertain us deserves a medal of the highest honor
@porter9276 those pesky bigots that keep making bad marvel
Products from Thor 4 until now
@@griswoldclark6835damn. Even the bots are struggling with this one. Hard to defend it with "bigot" when it has nothing to do with why this movie sucks.
yeah. I couldn't keep going after love and thunder, it just squashed the marvel fan in me.
@@annndresfShe Hulk did it for me, I never thought I would see Marvel stoop to such an anti male approach given what we had with just Endgame.
@@griswoldclark6835 completely agree. The first time I noticed the anti male sentiment was in the second Ant-Man movie.
Scott Lang seemed a bit of a bumbling idiot when compared to the first movie.
How can marvel be so disconnected from their fan base 😢
Fun fact: the villain, Dar-Benn, is Tom Hiddleston's fiancé
There's no possible way joe enjoyed the movie
He liked she hulk, his movie/show standards are ridiculous
Because the thumbnail didn't give that away right?
@@DrViperVideoshe liked she hulk 😂 no he didn’t
@@DrViperVideosAt one point I usually agreed with Joe's reviews. I'm usually not in Full disagreement with Angry Joe. Until he reviewed TLOU 2, and Bumblebee.
@@lexsteele2218tlou2 is probably one of his best videos, that game’s story was horrible
Love how Alex finesse Joe and found an excuse!😂
Loki season 2 opened up the possibility no movies taken place after endgame to be canon. If true we might undo the last 5 years of absolute woke dogshit from marvel.
Gotta admire the strategic vacation time on Alex's part.
“Put a chick in it. Make her lame and gay.” -Kathleen Kennedy future of M-She_U Disney crap. South Park nailed it.
We owe Thanos a apology
Joe is a fan of Nile? Mad respect to my fellow brutal death metal head!
At this point the MCU just feels like a massive homework assignment. Not just for the viewers, but for the Disney executives that are tasked with holding it together with duct tape and spit.
I’m telling you, no company of this pedigree fails so badly on so many fronts unless it’s entirely intentional.
It’s convenient that everything is bombing, the stock price is plummeting and parks are failing when there are already acquisition discussions behind closed doors huh.