Cow Attack - Never Underestimate A Cow
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ม.ค. 2022
- High in the peaceful Alps, yodelmeister Takeo Ischi and his beloved friend Heidi encounter a band of fearsome foes. Stream the track everywhere ➡️ soulspazm.ffm.to/cowattack
Takeo Ischi as himself - / rubinrecordstv
@markiplier as Yaro - / markiplier
Natalie Tran of @communitychannel as Heidi the Cow - / communitychannel
Animated by Secret Sauce Studio - secretsauce.studio/
Written, Directed, & Edited by The Gregory Brothers
Song Written & Composed by The Gregory Brothers
Produced with Aaron Beaumont
Mastered by Dan Millice
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Animation Director
LD Walker
Lead Animator
Nas Pasha
Animators
Michael Burnard
Richard Go
Kenji Iwata
Kam Kalambay
Alexandra Krechman
Saiya Lin
Delondhyl Mcinturff
Nour Masalkhi
Andi Nguyen
James Nguyen
Ryan Plaisance
Bryan Salter
FX Animation
Alem Pilav
LD Walker
Background Artists
Kyle Ostens
Dale Watson
Storyboard
Nas Pasha
LD Walker
Colorscript
Mike Chung
LD Walker
Cleanup & Color
David Kuettel
Jay Li
Saiya Lin
Lissi Leuterio
Jena Denney
Composite
LD Walker
Japanese translation - Hickory G.K
Vietnam translation - Camtu Nguyen with Hickory G.K
Mandarin translation - Su Qiuyun and Yang Xiaotong with Hickory G.K
Musicians
Various Instruments - The Gregory Brothers
Additional Vocals - The Gregory Brothers
Various instruments - Aaron Beaumont
Violin - Maria Im
Cello - Alexandra Jones
Additional Bgawks - various Gregory Brothers
LYRICS:
Never underestimate a cooooooooow
[echoes] Never underestimate a coooooooow
[sounds of swelling nature reverberate across the land]
Never underestimate a cooooow
That’s the mistake that ends your journey nooooow
When you underestimated my coooooow
That was the moment I’d take you doooooown
You think that cows are lazy
Sitting, munching grass (sitting, munching grahhhhh)
But if you cross them, they’ll snap and beat your
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ass!
Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy
Moooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy
Yoooooouuuu can be spared if you repent
But her ass-whoopings are never 2 percent
[violins ascending toward heaven]
You hacked the surveillance cameras
But made a simple blunder
You didn’t prepare for a faceoff
With a massive, milky udder
You dodged the Louvre’s lasers
And rappelled from the roof (down from the rooooof)
But you can’t defeat my hairy friend
With 4 stomachs and 4 hoooooofs!
Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy
Mooooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy
Yoooooouuuu can leave this path for another
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter!
[Yodel of peace, justice, and ruthlessness]
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter!
#ChickenAttack #TakeoCinematicUniverse #SchmoCinematicUniverse - ตลก
Thanks to Markiplier & Natalie (communitychannel) for joining this episode!
The TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe), in case you need to catch up: th-cam.com/users/playlist?app=desktop&list=PL8JttaK4Km_GBOZdL6IN2yt07rsPKiXGQ
Stream Cow Attack for your dance party - soulspazm.ffm.to/cowattack
No wonder it's about cows they make milk insert a.ark liking milk joke here
No wonder ưhy that guy sounds so familiar
Is That's The bite of 8'7
Missed y'all, hope everything is well. Can't wait for future projects 😁
beautiful music
can't wait to see the audience reaction videos where they do a backflip when Takeo appears 🐄
just wait until Tobey Maguire says _now dig on this_ and starts yodeling
I thought you ment Takko Tacco, you know from TV
@@schmoyoho once I hear that my life will finally be complete
you mean they do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day?
I don’t know what I expected when I clicked on this video, but it’s unironically fire! 🔥
🙏😭🙏
you can only put out the fire with a tsunami of milk
@Kadz, welcome to the TCU(Takeo Cinematic Universe)
Hello Kadz
I didn't know it would be animated, but I hope you saw the videos that preceded it.
only has four comments?
Im kinda upset this isnt an actual anime series. Loved every minute of this
Agreed! I want this to be a show!!
Same!
me too.
@@dannyhigdon666it would be a first a ninja cow and a ninja chicken and considering he controls all animals they can introduce a new one each episode or just dedicate a season to each animal
I was thinking the same thing.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TOP TIER 💯
🙏😭🐄 🐓
@@schmoyoho will you choose dog next?
@@schmoyoho I ate chicken for dinner
now it's time for beef
For the past 4 years I've been making him as a DND character who is a bard that travels with animals now I get to add a cow monk thank you schmoyoho
our mission is to make your DnD campaigns more legendary
@@schmoyoho I have never loved you folks more, yet I must correct that spelling to legenDAIRY!
Could you share the build? I also want to play as this guy
I was the 420th like. You are welcome.
It was an honor to be an animator on this project!
likewise, it was an honor to write music / story for such superb animation 🐄 🥛
Thats dope
This is fantastic animation bud! Nicely done
Thanks for this
Amazing work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Between chicken attack and this on repeat for many days, weeks, months, years. I've learned how to yodel. I thought I would never be able to replicate the amazing Yodeling in this one, I thought it was editing magic because of how bizarrely inhuman it was, but after many attempts and fine tuning the way that I sing, I did it.
Thanks Schmoyoho. You've taught me how to Sing and Yodel proper.
So you're telling me this guy raises animals to be fighting badasses who battle crime and celebrate their victories with pizza?
This guy was Splinter from a past life.
Ninja turtles?
mark was a perfect choice for the villain
we had to think about which of our friends would steal da Vincis from the Louvre...you know, instigate a Heist...
SPOILERS😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@spacexdemo8254 sorry I thought that was the name of the guy from chicken pig attack lol not Mr. Was that the bite of 87
@@spacexdemo8254 yeah sorry
The mercy and pizza of Takeo Ischi made a powerful impression on him. Great vilkains have the best redemption arcs.
The animation is so fluent, that must taken ages to do. I love the cow's voice actor. Her voice is so soft and welcoming. No wonder they understimated such a badass cow!
it's Natalie from @communitychannel! truly, she would keep all enemies off guard
I believe it's hand animated... correct me if I'm wrong
@@CarryPotter007 nah bruh defo it was animated by some robot bc digital isn't hand animated :zany_face: :zany_face:
@Nuts from Berserk 🤡
@@everywhereman9003 What if the robot has hands? It could be hand animated while being animated by a robot. 😉
I love how he called pizza a "delicious amalgam of bread, cheese and fire." :-D
This dude is so goddamn talented it's insane! These songs and videos are absolutely incredible!
I remember watching Chicken Attack a while back, I didn't know there were more videos that ensued. This is amazing.
it's never too late to enter the Takeo Cinematic Universe
@@schmoyoho HOW AM I JUST LEARNING THIS!!!
@@sarmeister1699 because you literally didnt have a life before now. the TCU brought me out of depression
Dude, same!!
@@sarmeister1699 Chicken Attack will make you feel alive again
"Stealing every Da Vinci in The Louvre"
Damn, nobody told me A Heist With Markiplier and Animal Attack shared the same universe !
Now I want to see Mark and Our Player Avatar get beat up by a couple of chickens and a cow
this time Mark knew how to fly the helicopter, i guess
or maybe that was Sparkles McGee piloting
or Shithole Hank
@@schmoyoho we just can't underestimate marks heist potential
@@schmoyoho Nah, Hank was making hooch wine to celebrate
I just came across all the songs you made with Takeo Ischi. Even though I am from Germany and always thought Jodeling was weird for old folks- but these songs are truly amazing! These songs are so unbelievably catchy! This should be a musical or musical film!
I'm 14 and german but yodeling is just tradition
Glad to see the yodelmeister is doing well!
I’m shaking and crying rn. Lol this was absolutely incredible!
Best response, i laught so hard, I'm litteraly crying rn xD
Omg this comment actually got me, I remember that great job!😂😂
@@softhyl8661 and shaking?
Same, when I heard Mark’s voice I started shaking and crying so much. Also I love your profile pic, I use that filter all the time
Is that comment from the twitch horror game video on marks channel??? lol
I cannot wait for this. This is going to be awesome. Marvel could never even approach how great the TCU will become.
excited to have the endorsement of the USA, will see if I can get the rest of the UN Security Council on board 🙏😭🙏
@@schmoyoho rewind 2021 meme's
Cow
@@schmoyoho this is awesome! great work
Things I like about this mv
1- beautiful animation
2- 0:56 chilling,it got some high quality bass
3- 01:22 & 02:07 singers in the background
4- 01:32 chaotic style singer in the background makes it perfect
5- Ohhhh! Legendary Yodeling mix with the background singer 02:29
Most importantly
pizza
Love the effort Mark put into his screams
They really did it!!! This is what the world needed! The pandemic can end now!
Takeo can end the pandemic, WWIII, and the wait for GTA 6 in one yodel
@@schmoyoho who's waiting for GTA 6? I'm waiting for the next Skyrim.
@@schmoyoho Could... could we have half life 3 please?
Not yet somethings coming
Beyond Good & Evil 2
Man, I remember seeing the trailer like 10 months ago, could never forget this guy’s legacy.
Same
Did that make anyone else cry? Like, I'm not going to lie, I'm a fairly big hairy man who normally doesn't feel much in the way of emotions, but that song, for all it's comical value and silliness, actually hit me right in a place I've never felt before and I have no idea why. It was so filled with joy and harmony that I wept. Wtf...
Yes.
🤓
It is indeed extremely moooving.
Might also be just us getting old but this is really making me cry of happiness... its just giving me that feeling of joy.. like I can just relax listening to this song without thinking about the problems I currently have..
Only reason i cried was because of the udders
"Yoooooouuuu can be spared if you repent/ But her ass-whoopings are never 2 percent!"
"Yoooooouuuu can leave this path for another / Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter!"
[violins ascending toward heaven] [Yodel of peace, justice, and ruthlessness]
Those lines have had me shaking and crying since Markiplier's birthday. Still shaking and crying rn. Absolute banger.
The yodel of peace justice and light gets me so hard
This was amazing. The vocals, the animation, EVERYTHING. AMAZING.
This man's vocal control absolutely astounds me everytime I hear him sing 😍🎶
Yodel, yes his yodelling is out of this world
he's truly a master
@@schmoyoho si
I just remembered this song and looked up "anime cow ninja" and was happy to find it so easily
whew, glad we're CRUSHING all the anime cow ninja competition
The only bad thing about choosing to animate this one is we men of culture were deprived of a thicc stunt woman playing the Cow Ninjette.
That was superb. From everyone's performance to the actually really good style of the animation. I'm just stunned and am gawking for more Takeo content!
So honored to have worked on this as an Animator!! It was incredibly fun, everything turned out amazingg!
honored to work with such talented animators like you! 🙏😭🐄
......... why is the cow hot?
That's what I was thinking.
You mean in ninja form, right?
. . . Right?
We never got an answer, so, I think that answers that.🥲
@@blackwlf ...right..
Would
This whole series is a gift, man.
Things to learn here:
1. DONT Underestimate a Cow
2. All cow owners can sing and change colors
3. Agitated cows can transform into waifus (amazing XD) and you cant defeat them, not even my hero Mark
4. Cows can move at the speed of light
5. Pizza = Happy Ending
6. Amazing song af (Yodeling by a Japanese man that can summon animal Pokémon is amazing)
better notes than i took in my calculus class
@@schmoyoho HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait you're an engineer ? woah
7. Cows are apparently lactose-intolerant.
@@MoonbeamPony YES
Today i learned that i can sing... what a surprise.
Ohh and i can change coulors too. But singing is stranger.
Schmoyoho is so nice for helping out smaller youtubers like markiplier (I watched this after the not suspicious stream)
They also helped another tiny little potato youtuber like 5 years ago. I wonder where he is rn.
Smaller youtuber? Markiplier? Really.. he isn't a small youtuber lol
@@JackalopeBunny u dont get the joke
@@baderhh9928 i was about to comment this but now I get the joke :))
I'm glad at least other notable youtubers are paying attention to Takeo Ishii's genius, while I can't get vtubers to notice.
The most criminal thing in this video is how it’s not longer! Loved it!
I'll never be able to look at cows the same now.
As somehow who has experienced cows, I can confirm that you really shouldn't underestimate them.
2:50 Mark: why would you save me?
hmmm *cow*
Tbh the cow stand is one of my favourites. Not only is it unpredictable but it also is extremely powerfull
I was genuinely surprised by how high quality this animation was, if somebody made this into an actual anime I would definily watch it. Love your videos schmoyoho, especially the chicken attack series.
Same
Mark looks badass af
And this video is so cool and the music is epic
Well done voice acting guys
don't sleep on his mustache mask
i was so unsure at the beginning but HOLY thats amazing
I've had this song stuck in my head all week. Great work
This song is so meaningful in so many ways, and I appreciate it in just as many. :D
Also, fact, cows kill around 77 people a year!
*NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A COW*
hopefully you'll never think of milk the same
@@schmoyoho Hell yeah, that was *scarring*
@Just wow Go away, spammer.
True, cows are scary!
That scene where the milk becomes a road hazard will become a core memory for me, as someone who is also lactose intolerant.
Today I learned Chicken Attack has not one, not two, but THREE sequels. A momentous occasion indeed.
0:46 Those soundwaves provide goosebumps, like what the fuc
this is one banger song, man, genuinely phenomenal
Takeo-san: "They aren't mine, they are my friends!"
Also Takeo-san: "It's eggs for your dinner, It's legs for next winter"
“Happy Birthday” Markiplier! Thank you for sending us to this masterpiece!
@Alex Penna thats the joke
@Alex Penna ITS HIS BIRTHDAY WHEN HE SAYS ITS HIS BIRTHDAY
That udder makes me...uncomfortable lol. I also like the yodeling. Fits well with the cow theme
Because of the milk attacks?
I will take the 👍 as a yes.
If you ever, in a million years, plan to add on to this alr amazing series, one animal id love to see added is a horse, they could be like a hit-and-run kind of fighter, where they have hard hits and even faster legs
There is _never_ a day that isn't made better by the Yodel Attack! series, and I absolutely LOVE this latest one!
Im shaking and crying rn this is so good
shaking and crying rn reading this comment since i'm an empath
At first, I was like: “That cow! It’s Earthbending!!!”
No just it warms my heart so damn much to see Takeo back every time. Love Mark too
That yodel breakdown during the fight was astounding.
takeo was still only using 30% of his power
This is utterly amazing! And **some other pun here**
I'd think harder but I don't wanna milk it for all its worth
these jokes are too cheesy
I can't think of pun shit
Another timeless classic.
Marks scream never get old❤️❤️❤️
This was beautiful, never in my life would I think I would see mark fighting a ninja cow and an old man after robbing places for paintings
To be fair, Markiplier would absolutely fight a ninja cow and a yodeling old man after robbing places for paintings.
The English [cc] for this is beautiful.
[Yodel of peace, justice and ruthlessness]
must've been a dream to watch solid snake gets dominated by a cow ninja
Cant belive I missed this when it came out. thi is bloddy fantastic. Wonderfull music and fight animation.
I'm grinning ear to ear. This is going to be amazing. I can feel it!
It had been 5 years since I’d seen chicken attack, at least 4 at the minimum. Saw the cow attack announcement a couple days ago, and had a brain blast of nostalgia. Holy shit this was great.
glad to hear it hit the Nostalgia Algorithm*
*an algorithm of human brains
Takeo-san, never change.
A yodel that inspires people.
With it I feel like a drill that can pierce the heaven!
The first Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ve Out the Way had me in tears I was laughing so hard. I had to the pause the video and rewind a couple times....and then once again when I had sufficient control to watch the animation, which is really good! XD I love this!
I am so hyped for this, more hyped than I was for No Way Home, more hyped than I was for Endgame, more hyped than I was for the Snyder Cut, more hyped than I've ever been for my own birthday, even!!
The animation in this is incredible! Congratulations y’all!
this man alone is enough to keep humanity alive i mean for the chance for another human to se this and be inspired is worthy enough this man’s legacy will never be forgotten in my heart
I just found this out a couple days ago and WOW
I also love the detail she knew excetly what he was going to do after he kicked her the first time and just moved out of his lunging kick
Bro, this is amazing, i would 100% watch an anime or a cartoon with the Yodelmaster Takeo-san as the protagonist.
This whole series is a piece of art. Since it can’t be displayed on a wall like a painting, it should be playing on an eternal loop in the louvre.
Honestly, the fight choreography is better than it is in most animes
I remember watching chicken attack when I was younger. So glad that they continued the series. Pray for a sheep attack.
What an absolute JAM. I’ve listened to it twice through now. The animation and voice acting is stellar as well. Thanks for sending me here on your birthday Mark. Have a good one! 🎂
The incorporating of the yodeling in the chorus was a nice touch~
And Markiplier's voice was perfect. Is perfect. [:
Thanks for this wonderfully made animated song!!
Markiplier!!!
This video just got BETTER!
Awesome.
This has such an old school TH-cam vibe! Just silliness for the sake of silliness. 😂 I love it
“The culprits are still on the lam”
Ninja lamb: “say what?”
Omg I love this guy!!! Yodel became awesome to me because of him. So inspiring.
if you keep studying, you can tour Bavaria
I love how Takeo and his Animal Partners were wise enough not to hunt for the robbers that stole from the Deutsche Bank. These guys are scumbags! And thats coming from me, ... because I am from Germany.
The judge handling their audit over helping epstein had her family shot by an impromptu lawyer assassin I am not making this up look it up.
@@MeanestManAlive it sucks when they are impromptu
I'm shaking and crying right now after seeing this amazing animation
wait, is this the end of the saga? i need more.. please make more, this has so much potential.. so many animal out there waiting to shine in Takeo-san's hand 😂
Just watched it 10 times in a row. I just love your creative minds.
The cow is by far my favorite zodiac and animal, every time I look at a cow I reflect my spirit and I become calm and collected, just like the cow.
im literally shaking and crying now i cant believe markiplier would rob the lourve of Every Single Leonardo Da Vinci ??????? oh my god
As amazing as chicken attack!!!! Omg i love it. Im really happy you still make music.
There are times when the Internet will let you down (ok, most of the time). Then there's times like this in which the Internet can bring joy and happiness to your heart. Cow Attack has brought joy and happiness to me via the Internet. Thank you Schmoyoho! Thank you Takeo Ischi!
Thank you Cow...
Unfathomably beautiful. I'll have to wear a life jacket when I cross the street because my retinas have been burned with the photons of this video's glory and my ears have developed tinnitus with this song's holy melody. With tears streaming down my face and blood dripping from my ears, I humbly thank you.
Word.
That faded "Mark Scream" when he went off the road got me.
Love this chicken cameo lol
When we need him most, he returns to us.
Takeo sensed the international tensions, he knows when he's needed most
@@schmoyoho He came at the hour of greatest need.
Yodel level 5000 achieved at 2:30 !!!
I'm sorry but that yodel breakdown was unironically amazing and whoever does the captions for this channel needs a raise
"Yodel of peace, justice and ruthlessness"!
Got a shock when I saw Natalie Tran in credits, I am still skubscribed to her channel as whenever she uploads its worth it
I mean cows put more people in coffins every year than sharks do. Please _do not_ underestimate cows!!
I knew I heard Mark’s voice!! I love how this has evolved!! Amazing work and talent involved here!!
I wish this was a film! 🤩
It's so well done! 😍
The animation is perfect, music amazing and the voice cast is unreal! 🥰
Thank you Schmoyoho for all that you do! ❤️
Yodel of peace, justice and ruthlessness
Knowing Takeo is out there fighting evil with the power of nature, I can finally sleep at night.