Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.
Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.
Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!” I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead. Agree with you 1000%. Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!
That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.* It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough". The special forces were never mentioned.
@@PlaskiJakDeska Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉. Party on!!!!
To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao Edit: quick example We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂
Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"
bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer
Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.
They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.
@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.
Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal
Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.
Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.
Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣 This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.
*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.
I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.
Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.
Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.
Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant
I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.
The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.
+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.
@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty
It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽
I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english
When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.
+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix
In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.” Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.
36 years later and what Drill Sergeant Rogish and Drill Sergeant Stonebreaker taught us is permanently engrained in my memory. (Yes, that is their real names.😆) I still do some of my morning routine based on what was (drilled) into us, at E-4-3, Ft. Dix, NJ. GO ARMY!
My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂
Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next. Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.
I absolutely adored all my platoon’s drill sergeants during basic. I still miss them sometimes. Yeah they yelled at me, but after the first few weeks you really developed a camaraderie and rapport with them. Basic was pretty fun, all things considered.
so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said
@@jordanharrison8769 Good observation of nothing is being taught. You are observing reinforcement of what has already been taught. That is how discipline is learned. You learn how to perform under pressure. This is not a beauty contest, lol 😆
@@gordonparker1478 if that’s the case then it’s fine. But from what I’ve seen this is day one shit. You have drills going absolutely bat shit throwing duffles at screaming at privates or whatever the fuck the marines call them, recruits. I got no issues with the black Marine that sounded like his vocal chords snapped talking about port arms, or the ones talking shot about the pizza box, or really the majority of it. But day one shark attacks over nothing where you have incoherent yelling and alternating and conflicting messages doesn’t teach anything. You wanna pt someone till they die so be it, you wanna scream orders at someone 2 feet away as long as they are coherent, reasonable, lawful and manageable I got no problem with that. This video made the army look pretty soft and those drills were pretty nice for the camera as I believe that was a news deal on recruiting, but they did get one thing right, Army is about teaching you first. And not just screaming for intimidating effect. I at least respected my Drill Sargents. Theres only a few marines in that video who would be respected after training
For many of these brothers it truly is the end of the world. God bless them & i pray they receive all the training they will need in order to overcome.
@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new
My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?
For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.
That's pretty accurate. Mine "dropped" me. I was trying to L out on the tower and he was holding slack, then he dropped the slack all at once and I had to catch myself on the tower.
I remember a recruit cried after being yelled at. We were marching on recruit Highway, and the DI stopped our formation and yelled for every passing platoon to look at the cryer. It was probably the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.
@@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force
Marine are legit killing machines I’m a marine and the discipline that was installed into me by my DRILL INSTRUCTOR! No calm talk. Constant screaming. I could never ask for a better main to look up to.
I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂
@@thiksnicker1664 That's an adorable comeback. Bravo! Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.
Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends." Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."
Watching this really brings back a very vivid and transformational point in my life. I truly love my DI's for what they did. You don't get it at the time, and a lot of it is part hazing and abuse to entertain them. But I don't care, these guys had 12 plus hour days for months, 6 possibly 7 days a week. And they never turned off. And I mean that, until graduation day they never took their foot off the pedal. One of the most incredible things I've experienced was our DI's handing our EGA and shaking our hand calling us Marines. By people that terrified us, but we developed a level of respect seeing what they sacrificed for us. Simply some of the most impressive people there are. They are the gatekeepers of the Marines. And the Marines have hands down the best culture of any organization on the planet. Your a Marine? You instantly become closer than family. Don't even need to know the guys name. Can't tell you how much I miss that.
@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.
Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂
+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.
I so see every discipline in order of operation it's incredible to me yelling at the recruits to get them used to chaos and acting appropriately under those conditions absolutely outstanding I'm late to the game boy sorry about that not sorry for being in it. And as it puke civilian I'm going to get some. I'll be seeing you shortly! Thank you for your service not to be redundant. Outstanding!
One of my Drill Sgts lost his voice for about a week from yelling, he was much less amusing to listen to so he smoked us every time the alarm on his watch went off to make up for it. Good times.
if you like death metal then you'll enjoy the military service. All you need to do is something wrong and they'll start to sing your favorite death metal songs! you play the the guitar in your head.
Marines: Yelling
Army: Roasting
Jose Hernandez shitty dfac>crayons
@@Jay60888 jose over here pack some PX shelves faster than any army bitch haha.
Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.
Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.
Noooo, Marines: absolute fuckin' hellfire
Army: have some cake
Fun fact: In their free time, USMC drill instructors scream at each other on the mirror for not screaming high enough
I guess you can never be screamed at enough in the USMC I guess
@@yeetboi3286 correct, there is never enough screaming
Lmfao
Fun fact: most fun facts on the internet are not true.
Yeah, its fricking fun bro
US Army Drill Sergeants: High school bullies
USMC Drill Instructors: Demons that escaped hell
U got 311 likes as in 0311-Rifleman
"GET OVER HERE CRYBABY"
Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!”
I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead.
Agree with you 1000%.
Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!
That’s why they are called devil dogs
I beg to differ. My drill instructors were no bullies. They were bad ass......
US Army: Man, this sucks.
USMC: I like the way this sucks!
Special Forces: I wish it would suck more!
Air Force: Boy, it sure sucks down there.
Best comment ever
That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.*
It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough".
The special forces were never mentioned.
@@janepatton8100 You must be real fun at parties.
@@PlaskiJakDeska
Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉.
Party on!!!!
@@janepatton8100 The Special Forces are Army, idiot.
Army: You better fix that private
Marines: *Loud gibberish with extreme hand gestures*
DOOM RAPTOR eventually you come to understand it 🤣
Nope. Gibberish to anyone who wasn’t there. If you were there, you didn’t want to be better.
😂😂all marines Drill instructors do is yell..Army drill Sargents yell and grill ya ass like the 4th of July at the same time
@@deandremartin1007 define yelling cause that first half was a lot of talking loud 😂😂😂
Knife hands and murder fingers.
Huh.
Army: "He's out of line, I'll fix that"
Marines: "Haven't yelled at that guy in a while."
a while = about 10 seconds
The most relatable comment I've ever seen
💯
And that's why all the drill instructors sound like they have shredded vocal cords.
lmao!!
To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao
Edit: quick example
We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂
Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"
I love how at 4:49 one of them stops roasting him and just starts screaming😂
Poor souls
Lol, it really do be like that.
😆
bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer
@@SGAFISHING true that, not laughing at other recruits getting slayed for no reason was the hardest thing
Army DS: "You want to handle your business?...Go ahead handle it."
Marine DI: "Kahbuawhahalinkijn do you understand!!!"
Marine DI: Do you understand, scream "aye sir!" SCREAM!! SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.
Recruit: “YES SIR”
@@nolancruzsmith NO ITS SIR YES SIR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. SAY IT OPEN YOU DAMN MOUTH
Bullshit!!!! ..... You don't scare me..... Work on it!!!!
"Got a blue suitcase, looks like he's goin' on vacation" LOL
I know I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine showing up to Paris Island or MCRD San Diego with that! LOL 🤣
Shirl See What are you laughing at woman, you would be destroyed in 5 seconds and sent home a mess
0:58 Especially with the happy music playing lol
“Got a blue suitcase, thought he was going on vacation”...
1:02
Us army drill sgt: "Im gonna be your mentor"
Usmc drill instructor: *I ' M G O N N A B E Y O U R N I G H T M A R E*
They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.
@@jasonfrost5025 the whole point of marine boot camp is to break you down, then to build you back up so you don’t break under pressure
@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.
Army: Concerned and very disappointed but compassionate father
Marines: Very enthusiastic Personal Trainer
"Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me!"
Where was the time I didn’t hear it
SHUUUTT UUUUPPPPP SSHUUUUUUT UUUUUPPP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
AiErudito __-_-__ SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!
Y'all be quiet I can't see!
+ Rigbone TV
Rigbone TV I closed my eyes so I can't hear you.
The Army: "We're going to guide you, but be rough."
The Marines: "We're going to break your soul and prepare you for chaos."
*SEMPER FIDE BITCH*
Which one is more effective?
Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal
Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.
Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.
4:40 how the third DI swoops in just to literally scream in his ear would make me die laughing
And you laugh no more; because DI render you permanently silent
Trust me, you would not. Have to be there.
He sensed a disturbance and spawned 😂
Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣
This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.
“SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! NEEEEDSSSS!!!”
“Drill sergeants”
Otherwise known as loud angry comedians
Until they're in your face
Drill instructor. Drill sergeants are for the army.
No she’s correct, she’s talking about the army
Having graduated from army bct about 2 weeks ago (on hbl, its almost over!) This is scarily accurate.
Congratulations friend
I love when the two Marine DI’s are feeding on that poor soul and a third one smelled blood in the water and shuffled on over
Then a 4th 😂😂
*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.
@Morgan Freeman Lol thank you
@@Raven27495 couldn't have said it any better, perfect description.
Zombies in Left 4 Dead be like:
I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.
Because DI works for a living? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how when you think the marine drill sergeants are getting on a man bad, another one comes flying out of nowhere to get in on it.
There are no Drill Sergeant’s in the Marine Corps..
@@staff72 Did you understand the core message? Good, then go be a nuisance somewhere else.
Army after boot camp: wow about time
MARINES: *Severe PTSD*
PTSD after boot camp is def. right.
Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.
Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.
Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant
@@Truelies0630 depends on how early they are in bootcamp, after phase 1 they are, well should be more respectable, and disciplined, it just depends
"DO you have a problem with me?"
"Yes, Sergeant"
Imagine if you said that in Marines bootcamp.
James Denoia
Not only would you be going home, you'd be going home in a box
"Do you have a problem with me!?"
"Yes, Sergeant! We're do you get that dazzling eye-liner!"
"Drill Sergeant *Blush*
Two Mouse That comment was perfect in almost every way.
Two Mouse HAHAAA what the fuck!?
TheCreepyGamer instructor not sergeant
I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.
For all the dudes who think they would just"punch a di if he got in my face" you have no idea how much fear that hat puts in your body 😂
Seems to me the hat angle is crucial.The further the hat is tipped forward, the scarier the DI.
Why do you want to punch a man who does his job and cares about your health,your own good and surviving?
Anyone who says that says that until they are face to face with a DI or DS, and the 5 other ones with him begging him to do it. Then reality sets in.
The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.
Why would you punch someone you damn well know has extensive military training, including hand-to-hand combat?
imagine if Gordon Ramsey was a drill instructor...
THIS MRE IS FUCKING RAW
bruhhhhhh
+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.
+James D He would sound like a fucking pirate, ARGGGGGGGGG hahaha
I CAN FUCKINF BAKE A CAKE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RUN 3 MILES GIVE ME 25
After Army: Self esteem level -100
After Marines: severe PTSD
The good thing is they will help them without screaming into their B.O zone
I grew up under a dishonorable discharged marine and I almost didn't survive
John Holifield wait so your dad was dishonorably discharged and you joined? Is that what you’re saying
My coworkers brother in law has PTSD from serving in the air force and never been in combat. Hmmm.
What traumatized him?
@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty
Army: Best father anyone could have.
Marines: Abusive alcoholic father that I never had.
4:57 The most calm I've seen from the USMC.
Army: Medium Difficultly
Marines: “You will not survive” Difficulty
flashdrive09 airforce: peaceful difficulty
Nancy: Custom difficulty
Now imagine the navy seals
Busy Poptart true.. Navy Seals: Game crashed difficulty
ADOX not true, the Royal Air Force training is one of the hardest
Army : Dad
Marines : Drunk Uncle-
kasra khatir air force-mom
navy-gay brother
coast guard- baby tht was put up for abortion
kasra khatir are the marines going to touch me too
kasra khatir show some respect you god damn curry mucher. a marine could have you on your back within an inch of your life in seconds!
well i guess the uncle saw some shit
Golden Touch reminds me of my drunk uncle
It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽
“I’m here for your god damn needs!”
😂😂 Shit had me rollin
I love how marine corps drill instructors always sound like they lost their voice but at the same time you can hear them perfectly
Frog voice, saves your vocal cords a lil, not much but it helps.
I'd imagine they're sucking on cough drops half the time when the recruits aren't looking
I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english
They don't sound like they have lost their voice. They HAVE lost their voice.
Burn in hell for using niv
"brought a blue suitcase.....thought he was going on vacation" best part
Rick Grimes I knowww lmaoo
Rick Grimes that happened to me except my bag was a little smaller, I remember the first thing they said was "oh look we got a lawyer here"
eleven up and three down, eight up like a soup sandwich
"Sergeant kelly..." Hold up... I know a sergeant with a similar last name
@@LouJNT that's fucking gold
When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.
My drill sergeant was a great man. He changed my life. That was almost 20 years ago
4:40
Oh look there's a direction he isn't being yelled from, I shall assist my fellow DI's
TimStamper underrated comment 😂😂😂
TimStamper he’s like that looks like so much fun tbh
TimStamper
Ok
Lol he was in there, no messing!
That poor fella...
"Why'd you put that gun together so fast private?!"
"Because you told me to drill sergeant."
You gon be a goddamn general one day you know that Private Gump!
*death
+Unknown Person it was auto correct
+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix
GODDAMNIT GUMP, you're a Goddamn Genius.
In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.”
Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.
36 years later and what Drill Sergeant Rogish and Drill Sergeant Stonebreaker taught us is permanently engrained in my memory. (Yes, that is their real names.😆) I still do some of my morning routine based on what was (drilled) into us, at E-4-3, Ft. Dix, NJ. GO ARMY!
My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂
Our drill instructors in the Marine Corps told us our mothers should have swallowed us
lmao that's great.
Love the In Utero pfp
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next.
Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.
Recruit: *breathes*
4:40 happens
No joke lmao
Shoot you think that’s a joke but nah that happens lol
He didnt report his post
The fact that the third guy runs in, and just starts screaming kills me haha
Guy who thought the marines were like his jrotc class
Just graduated 4/15 Parris Island. Best 5 month nightmare of my life. Oorah.
Being a junior marine and seeing this video 4:40 this makes me happy
After basic training
Army: wow that was hard
Marines: now has PTSD
Why u complaining when U.S military is nothing more than a joke fucking mercenaries
Tabletop Painter your the joke around wanna be ass bitch
@@arthurmorgan4952 no ur not my type and you could not even take care of a wet dream
Why the excuses. Make the crime do the time
Tabletop Painter says the 40 year old virgin who has no clue what hes talking about how about you take your pathetic ass back to your mothers basement
Army: hey something's wrong, this guy needs to behave correctly
Marines: *DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING*
A7x critical acclaim
@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger of a song
No: _Swing Low, Sweet Chariot_ plays when dealing with USMC Drill instructors! Oh, and a word of advice: *DO NOT* call them "drill sergeants"!
Doom OST starts playing.
Remember Doom Slayer was originally a marine.
@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger
I absolutely adored all my platoon’s drill sergeants during basic. I still miss them sometimes. Yeah they yelled at me, but after the first few weeks you really developed a camaraderie and rapport with them. Basic was pretty fun, all things considered.
I never screamed at a private. I used a loud command voice. There is a huge difference. For one, I only lost my voice the time I got strep throat.
Recruit: I'm going to jump!
DS: Dont do it!
DI: DO A FLIP!!
LMAO
Hahaaaa
SI: MOTIVATE ME TO FUCKIN JUMP
😂
No it's
DI: I, I, I, ITS THIS RECRUIT, NOW FACE, PUSHUPS.
Army: We’re here to help you become heroes!
Marines: QUAJSNSBSFBJDIFBRIDU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
AYA QYAY SIR FDJDNDJ
AYE SIR!
GOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said
buzz Haha lol😆
4:40 😂 i love how the 3rd drill sergent join the conversations
4:48 halfway through that he sounded like he gave up on words and just went to screaming AHHH AHHH
Marine DI: He's scared of heights, I know he's scared of heights
Me: Never, let a drill instructor know you're scared of heights, never
They're gonna hang him from one leg upside down off a heli next
Did that at the crucible. And my DI made me go on every high obstacle first and made sure we did it. Fun times
Also never say the word “Need” or in any way display any normal human emotion besides fear.
@@FumblsTheSniper whoa whoa whoa not even fear once they now you have fear they push it so dont even show fear
@@charleneclark731 fair
The “aye aye sir” thing is so drilled in your brain. I remember hearing our guide during bootcamp mutter it in his sleep when I was on fire watch 😂
No way 💀
bruhh
Most recruits from bootcamp scream ay ay sir in there sleep ! Fire watch be freaking out when they hear that shit 😂😂😂
Evan for real though. I remember waking up guys to take post on firewatch and they’d start screaming “aye aye sir” all confused and shit
Same in the navy 😂
Love this video. The first half is so funny and the second half is so heart felt of the discipline being taught.
Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing is being taught. The Marines in this video are just being psychos.
@@jordanharrison8769 Good observation of nothing is being taught. You are observing reinforcement of what has already been taught. That is how discipline is learned. You learn how to perform under pressure. This is not a beauty contest, lol 😆
@@gordonparker1478 if that’s the case then it’s fine. But from what I’ve seen this is day one shit. You have drills going absolutely bat shit throwing duffles at screaming at privates or whatever the fuck the marines call them, recruits. I got no issues with the black Marine that sounded like his vocal chords snapped talking about port arms, or the ones talking shot about the pizza box, or really the majority of it. But day one shark attacks over nothing where you have incoherent yelling and alternating and conflicting messages doesn’t teach anything. You wanna pt someone till they die so be it, you wanna scream orders at someone 2 feet away as long as they are coherent, reasonable, lawful and manageable I got no problem with that. This video made the army look pretty soft and those drills were pretty nice for the camera as I believe that was a news deal on recruiting, but they did get one thing right, Army is about teaching you first. And not just screaming for intimidating effect. I at least respected my Drill Sargents. Theres only a few marines in that video who would be respected after training
For many of these brothers it truly is the end of the world. God bless them & i pray they receive all the training they will need in order to overcome.
*Marine D.I. Has Entered The Chat*
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*Vocal Chords Have Left The Chat*
Funny enough they have this crazy technique that lets them yell as much as they want without damaging their vocal chords.
Yay im the 3 hundredth like 🙌
XD
@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new
My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?
Gotta yell with your chest
The Marines are acting nicer than usual, probably trying to seem like that for the cameras
For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.
@@MattDaBoneless Were you in Boot Camp?
@@Zionist654 of course I was. All 13 weeks of it plus months of training afterwards. Fun times. 😵💫
That was over 2 decades ago tho.
@@MattDaBoneless going boot camp next year October can you give me some tips?
drill sgt: "are you ready?!"
recruit: "no"
drill sgt: "ok so what your going to do is your gonna jump on the tower"
That's pretty accurate. Mine "dropped" me. I was trying to L out on the tower and he was holding slack, then he dropped the slack all at once and I had to catch myself on the tower.
I remember a recruit cried after being yelled at. We were marching on recruit Highway, and the DI stopped our formation and yelled for every passing platoon to look at the cryer. It was probably the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.
This makes me want to clean my apartment.
hahaha tell me about it I felt like joining just hearing them.
It's 9pm and I'm about to clean the floors and my room
this want to make you work so you wont have to live this.
+Zak St-amant Nobody has to. It's a choice. Some are just given the better option.
+Senator .SmellyPants don't worry, I get the reference.
4:45 when accidentally cut in front of a group of girls in Starbucks
Kieran Foster lmao
The Reasonable Nazarene *white girls*
Black girls would be McDonald's or KFC . Get your stereotypes right . Gahhh 🙄😂
😂 i can't breath !! ahahahahah
lmfaoo 😂😂
That is true af
I can't with the marines they look so energetic n hyped, literally so many things going on. Literal chaos 😭
Dude the more videos I see about USMC boot camp, all the yelling, intense training…it only motivates me to join them quicker.
This comment has been retracted due to y’all not being able to have a civil discussion in the replies
Well on the Air Force you would need more brain, for obvious things lol
Facu Okinggton you need more brains to make it back home as a infantry man. You need brains to do any job in the military
average players yeah by you also have to have serious brains on top of that to be a cryptologic language analyst
@@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force
Air Force BMT was anything but peaceful.
Army: Hug your bag. gonna be the last thing you hug for a while
Marines: *literal barking*
Earrape
Marine are legit killing machines I’m a marine and the discipline that was installed into me by my DRILL INSTRUCTOR! No calm talk. Constant screaming. I could never ask for a better main to look up to.
Yeah ngl I was scared shitless for Marine corps boot camp but looking back at it i needed that experience in my life as do a lot of people.
Imagine a 8 year old and a drill seargent in a roast war
you'd need to put the 8 year old in therapy after that lmao
The drill sargeant adopts his ass
Let's put a fortnite player against a drill sergeant now
Drill sergeant would lose imo. They aren't even scary....
@@mercsan117 but their insults are
4:40 is such an underrated moment 😂😂😂 2 DI chewing his ass out and then another guy shows up 😂😂😂😂 then a 4th creeping up 😂😂😂😂😂
I would not be able to take that seriously tbh
@@iannordin5250 all about building a soldier.
I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂
@@formangrilling111 lol breathe from your ears
It's meant to teach you how to keep your bearing under extreme stress conditions.
Shit was so funny when the Marines came on there wasn’t even audio it was just that music and the senseless movements that instill panic and fear
Us army drill: sarcasm and hatred powered by nicotine and energy drinks
Us marine drill: pure rage, combined with insanity and busted vocal cords
You have no idea what you're talking about. This much is clear. Wow!
@elevenb6967 Says the one so hooah his username is his mos
@@thiksnicker1664
That's an adorable comeback. Bravo!
Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.
Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends."
Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."
you cannot be friends with an Army DS, lmao
Army seems more like “I’m here to make a solider out of you. We can do that the easy way or the hard way.
That's why one DS challenged a private to a fight right? That would scare me more than a grown man dancing around saying lord knows what.
Idk what you see in videos but when the cams arent around they are not friends
My Senior Drill Sargent would smoke the fuck out of anyone who tried to be buddies with him, but I also went to Ft Benning so
Army: they think “the drill sergeant is here to yell at me.” but that’s not what it is
Marines: yep we’re there to yell at them
Marines: Haha scream go AHHHHHH
Marines: *glances around* "I'm not even a Drill, I just saw then yelling at some boot and joined in cuz I had an extra 5 minutes."
I’m grateful for every branch of the military. All are necessary. Marines are built different though. They are ready for the apocalypse
Watching this really brings back a very vivid and transformational point in my life. I truly love my DI's for what they did. You don't get it at the time, and a lot of it is part hazing and abuse to entertain them. But I don't care, these guys had 12 plus hour days for months, 6 possibly 7 days a week. And they never turned off. And I mean that, until graduation day they never took their foot off the pedal. One of the most incredible things I've experienced was our DI's handing our EGA and shaking our hand calling us Marines. By people that terrified us, but we developed a level of respect seeing what they sacrificed for us. Simply some of the most impressive people there are. They are the gatekeepers of the Marines. And the Marines have hands down the best culture of any organization on the planet. Your a Marine? You instantly become closer than family. Don't even need to know the guys name.
Can't tell you how much I miss that.
1:02 "Got a blue suitcase thought he was going on vacation."
I'm dead! 😂
Army drill sergeants be having s me funny one liners
IDONTCAREWHO hats what army boot camp is nothing but a vacation
Same, but that would be me lol.
IDONTCAREWHO 😂
This... Isn't Hawaii...
I literally died of laughter when that 3rd marine DI came outta nowhere and Rick Flair’d that recruit.
He wasn't even part of that training platoon; DIs are like that, just show up out of nowhere and start yelling.
Smelled blood in the water!
@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.
The best video i’ve ever watched about doctrine.
3:00 “close your dang on mouth “😂
Army: "Don't worry I will help you"
Marine: If you don't do this within 10 minutes, I swear to God ill make sure you don't have children"
Army: "Too easy, dont worry I got you. PLATOON ATTENHOOHHH HALF RIGHT HUUOOOOHH FRONT REST LEANING POSITION AUUHGHH IN CADENCE, EXERCISE"
xD
Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂
+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.
Yorick Aname I️ don’t care about my grammar on a fuckin TH-cam comment dawg shut up
All the Marine drill sergeants have raspy ass voices from all that yelling lol
The Marines do not have Drill Sergeants, we have Drill Instructors.
Pope HD. fuckin oorah
you mean a Marine drill instructor not sergeant
It's instructor not sergeant
join the Corp and then pull a gump and say yes drill sergeant and see what happens
Night and day is the difference. Good ole times in the Corp
@ 4:04 My senior Drill Instructor was the one on the left. Charlie Company 1096 '04
Army: Screams at you horribly. Marines: Same thing but with COCAIN!!
Matt Tate *COCAINE
4:49
No one: .....
Absolutely no one: .....
Drill Instructor: "WOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!"
Quincyyyyyy😭😂
He's saying "Scream, Scream!" Telling him to scream ay ay sir
@@sieannabarber8131 r
FegoMLG r
BKAAAAA BKAAAAAA
Some people only want to be all you can be....and then there are Marines. Semper Fi
I so see every discipline in order of operation it's incredible to me yelling at the recruits to get them used to chaos and acting appropriately under those conditions absolutely outstanding I'm late to the game boy sorry about that not sorry for being in it. And as it puke civilian I'm going to get some. I'll be seeing you shortly! Thank you for your service not to be redundant. Outstanding!
One way to completely lose your voice: Become a drill instructor
Marine Drill Instructor. They're the ones that loses their voices in a week.
One of my Drill Sgts lost his voice for about a week from yelling, he was much less amusing to listen to so he smoked us every time the alarm on his watch went off to make up for it. Good times.
Michael oh wow
I lost it when three drill ssrgents are yelling in this dude's face and the one on the right starts screaming
I just got done with army BCT and at one point there was five drill Sgts. yelling in one dudes face lol
It's like a pack of wolves. Once one howls, all the others join in. Once on drill sergeant yells at a recruit, all the others join in lol
Scytar if you're talking about the Marine Corps part those are drill instructors not Sergeants
288theabe you right!
Scytar if they're deaf before they go off to war that's somehow beneficial duhhh
“YOUR BACK ARE” “STRAIGHT” brings back memories
4:49 My man done transformed into a bird for a moment. 💀💀
They all dead shake there hands around to get the reactions going too 👍🏻
A demonic one
Christian Vennemann that’s what I was thinking😂😂
3:55 he be flapping like a bird
I was that recruit in the video its called frog voice all marines have it
6:08"This recruit needs..." *(Faint Distance)* "Needs?" *(Closer)* "Neeeds?!" *(Inside His Skull)* "NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?! NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?!"
Yeah I made that same mistake in boot camp 😂
Thats when find out that there are no needs in life...
This recruit request permission to......
Yōkai nah man he’s fed up he’s contemplating if the white hat and the shiny shoes is worth it😂😂😂
NEEEEEEEEEEEDS
Seeing my drill instructor in this video brought back the memories😂
The Marine DI finger pointing in your face gesture stays with them for life.
Damn. Looks like you don't need to go to war to get PTSD.
Wolvenfire86 lmfaoo
You sound like a lil bitch
😂 it's just boot camp lol
Branden's Outdoor Channel That seems like something that a pussy would say to justify the fact that they're a pussy
Wolvenfire86 NO SHIT.
Army: "We're not here to scream at recruits"
Marines: *literally screaming* 4:49
I was that recruit
Thats me in the video
@@snillum5004 Oh man, that must have been fun hahaha
@@snillum5004 god damn
@@snillum5004 you don’t have to lie to try and make yourself look cool, it actually makes yourself look more lame
Drill Instructor:" put laundry bag up hug it, it the last thing you will ever hug"
I love that
The gentle music during the army segment then you got some metal type shit in the marine segment is accurate as hell lol
if you like death metal then you'll enjoy the military service. All you need to do is something wrong and they'll start to sing your favorite death metal songs! you play the the guitar in your head.
Lol
lol3d
rock and roll hallelujah
you one fucking funny man I tell you that .. hahahahahaha .
lol