GHAZGHKULL THRAKA - JOIN THE WAAAGH OR GET OUTTA DA WAY | Warhammer 40k Lore
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Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka (usually shortened to Ghazghkull Thraka) is an Ork Warlord of the Goff klan and a mighty prophet of the WAAAGH!. He is the single most influential Ork in the galaxy in the late 41st Millennium, and billions of greenskins march to war in his name.
Since Ghazghkull's rise to power, he has led countless campaigns of destruction. He has crushed Aeldari war hosts, banished tides of daemons, and smashed phalanxes of Necrons to so much sparking scrap.
Yet his greatest battles have always been fought against the servants of the Emperor of Mankind. Ghazghkull's sheer, unstoppable brutality has left countless worlds of the Imperium blazing in his wake and reduced the mighty Hive World of Armageddon, during the Second and Third War for Armageddon, to a never-ending cauldron of bloody battle.
Yet Ghazghkull is not satisfied. Gork and Mork have greater plans for their prophet, plans they see fit to deliver amid agonising visions of a galaxy ablaze with green fire. At their behest, Ghazghkull is beginning his greatest work. - บันเทิง
Ghaz spoke in HIGH GOTHIC to Yarrick before he let him leave on the escape shuttle.
Here's what he said: "A great fight. My best enemy. Go to Armageddon. Make ready for the greatest fight."
This scared the absolute SHIT outta Yarrick, not by what he said but THAT he said it in High Gothic.
Out of curiosity I threw this into google translate Latin to get a vague approximation of what that high gothic would sound like, and here it is:
"Magna pugna. Meus optimus inimicus. Perge ad Armagedon. Maximum certamen parate."
I dunno if that's an accurate Latin translation, but imagining that coming out with an Ork accent is pretty intimidating.
So the modern equivalent would be if some blackout drink soccer hooligan suddenly snapped to full awareness, looked you right in the eye as if he was about to tell you the most important thing in the world, and started speaking to you in flawless, albeit short and broken up, Latin.
I would leave.
Sebastian Yarrick taught me everything I needed to know about the Green-Skins. It's one reason why I have become regarded in the Inquisitorius as being as knowledgeable about the Orkz as Kryptmann is on the Tyranids. But when I ran into my old mentor after he went on his hunt for Ghaz, he had a horrified look in his eyes. I was normally used to seeing the bleak, cold gaze of death addressing friend and foe alike, or seeing him smile in his own way when we crossed paths and trades war stories. But this, this look of fear that crossed his scarred face sent such an intense chill down my spine, one I had never felt before. It would only be surpassed by the one I would feel when he told me.
"High Gothic," he said. "Thraka spoke in broken High Gothic."
The last Ork I ever saw that spoke in High Gothic was killed by Vulkan. More than an Ork, it was more like the ancient Krorks that my Eldar shipmates have spoken of had made a return in the form of a single colossal Ork that called itself "the Beast". Could it be that Ghazghkull Thraka is a descendant, if not a reincarnation of the Beast? No, I dare not think of it. The horrors of the War of of the Beast still haunt me after all these millennia, and I'd like to pretend that Thraka's uncanny likeness to the Beast is just mere coincidence, nothing more.
My return to the _Seraphim Dawn_ was shaky. The entire crew sensed how tense and shook up I was at hearing this revelation of an Ork speaking in High Gothic. Immediately, I gave the orders to set off. We were to rendezvous with Inquisitor Kryptmann within the hour to discuss a possible involvement of the Necron Dynasties, including those of the Silent King himself, in the Octarius War. Even if Ghazghkull Thraka were to unite the warbands under his banner, an ultimate victory for the Orkz over the Tyranids is a much better outcome for the entire galaxy. I just pray that Ghazghkull Thraka is the only Ork that can speak in High Gothic, or we'll have something far worse ahead of us...
@@muttproductions2536 is that from a book or something?
@@Onyex. no. My own personal little bits of lore, told by my own character, Inquisitor Mutt Valkyrian
The Orks is the only faction in 40k that is winning. It's not a minute to midnight and the end of everything for their species. They are happy and thriving. They have won
krorks
@@1OtherMr that's a whole different can of worms
@@IcantAIM-wiz is like speaking of troglodites and us... just in reverse.
The orks are always 1 minute to midnight, so they will be sure to not mess the party.
They are happy, thats like crazy in w40k
I like to imagine that GHAZ keeps accidentally killing his pet Gretchen and the other orks keep replacing it like a goldfish so the boss doesn't get mad
I see the Xanathar from D&D Waterdeep reference!😉👍
it happens a lot according to the 9th edition codex
SYLGARRRRRRR
just like that one Trailer Park boys episode.
that is imperial propaganda
Ghazghkull is a living green reminder, that while orks might be in-game joke faction, it's ultimately a race of brutal, violent warriors and are absolutely NOT amusing to anyone who actually met them personally, period.
reading the ork parts of Brutal Kunnin: haha, orks are so funny!
reading the human parts of Brutal Kunnin: haha, orks are not funny at all!
@@KaptinScuzgob Oi! Iz dat "Brutal kunnin' " sheet-gubbin' ya yappin' 'bout a gud and propa orky tale? Iz it worf its teef?
Unless you're a Rogue Trader which have been noted to trade with "civilized orks". Wasn't there 1 Ork who decided to be a pirate captain?
Reading the Cain books made take the Orks more seriously...just a bit.
@@andreykuzmin4355 It iz lad! It'z worf all da teef!
To quote TTS's Rogal Dorn: "The War of The Beast was weird."
“Can you make sure Terra doesn’t have a second moon again”
Yes.
@@Strikerdude213 Yes.
@@Gat720Dua Yes.
@@samueltheslime1125 SHUT IT!
I almost died laughing at Bricky explaining Ork logic by saying, “That’s a lot of lions.”
i don't think there's more than one of lion el'jonson.
@@butterlerpunch
Who would win, a trillion Lion El'Jonson or the sun?
@@Gormathius that’s a lot of lions
@@PKFIORE
A trillion is more then one an' bigger meanz better, zo the lionz would zoggin win!
@@theemperorschosen7607 but the sun is ZOGGIN BIG, innit?
Bricky: *about to reveal what ghazgkull is currently doing*
Gork and Mork: Shut that git up! *curse of hic-ups*
Da humies can't know da truth
OI CLOSE DAT UMIES FOODHOLE
Dat's cunningly brutal dat is
@@frederikanby2634 brutally cunnin me finks
Fun fact about his translated name: That translation of 'Ghazgkull Mag Uruk Thraka' that Bricky and DK showed is done by comparing it to the vocabulary of a language made by J.R.R. Tolkien for Lord of The Rings, the language written on The One Ring, to be exact. And no, it wasn't an accident on GW's part.
The 'real' translation for 'Mag Uruk Thraka' is 'I am Slaughter'.
So…First the Beast, then the sole survivor of the Fists first meeting with the Beast…and the sole surviving Fist too if you didn’t know, now good place Thraka. Good company
Pretty fuggin metal.
The name is also a Joke pun on Margaret Thatcher.
Tired: his name means metal skull big boss warrior.
Wired: his name is based on Tolkien's languages and means "I am slaughter"
Inspired: he's named after actual evil, Margaret Thatcher.
lol the first book in the infamous "The Beast Arises" series. Its almost like GW going fuck you guys for the outrage over that series...
Gaz-gul didn’t headbutt the portal closed, when his forehead connected with the warp, all four dark gods realized they couldn’t drive him any more insane and noped the frag outta his ship
Chaos gods: *casts insanity*
It's extremely ineffective
Chaos gods: *LEG IT*
Chaos gods: *Tries to break Gaz*
Gaz: *makes The Rock eyebrow meme to them, and watch them straight in the eyes.*
wrong we all know its cause of ghaz having the nutz to do it that or the gods were so baffled by the orks it made there heads hurt
All the Chaos Gods were like, "Yo, new portal to fuck over the material plane!" and then got a single second glimpse of Gork and Mork chilling inside this ork head and thought, "You know what? We choose life." and closed the portal.
Oh no, Vulkan is sitting in his Extremely Dark Corner preparing to play Battlemace 42 billion. He's fine.
Some may say he’s a little…green as of late
@@warboss3686 yo know salamanders armor he is 👌
@@the22attacker no as in Orkish green
@@warboss3686 yes. Orks are green, too.
VULKAN LIVES!
"The best means of Attack is Defence, an' the best means of Attack is a really really Big One, right, with lots of Boys an' dead big shooty things an' what have ya." legendary Ork Smartboy Derek Zog
True
"If ya shoot and ya miss, den dey iz one uv our boyz. If ya shoot an ya hit em' dey iz da enemy"
@@Lightscribe225 The ork strategy for anti air.
I love how it starts like a normal quote and immediately devolves into ork speak
@@MrMoustaffa AS IT SHOULD YAH GIT
‘A great fight,’ he said. He extended a huge, clawed finger and tapped me once on the chest. ‘My best enemy.’ He stepped aside and gestured to the ramp. ‘Go to Armageddon,’ he said. ‘Make ready for the greatest fight.’
This is what he told Yarick. Man I love their rivalry.
Not only that, Ghaz spoke in High Gothic, you know, the highly refined language only Imperial officials can speak?
He is pre krork, post ork
@@secondarytrollaccount Transorkish.
I wonder how pissed gaz is that he didn't get to kill yarick himself
@@gatordragon6140 OH I bet he's very mad. Warrior Tier did a good video about it I recommend it
Fans: did you die!?
Makari: sadly yes....
Fans: !!! D:
Makari: but luckely, I lived!
He was dead
In pretend
"YE KANT KRUMP ME IZ MAKARI, GIT." - Makari
he was dead, and then another grot took its name ;p
I want a "snap your spine like a slim jim" shirt or "Say your prayers" on the front and "or you're goin in the wall" on the back.
Yes. To either of these.
What gives people feelings of power:
Money
Status
Seeing all adeptus ridiculous podcasts.
Being told by Shy that your ork voice is not that bad.
"Wot is best in dis wurld?" Vibes
What is important about Ghazghkull letting Yarrick go is that he talked to him IN HIGH GOTHIC. Even most humans do not know that language anymore.
he's defenetively becoming a kork
@@isuckatusernames4297to replace the beast maybe?
I love how they say that patreon gives you access to bloopers, as if this podcast isn’t all bloopers already
OOPS! All Bloopers!
@@geoffreyprecht2410 I came here to comment this. Idk why this podcast has made me love this joke format
Each time Makari is killed, a Ghaz selects a new Makari. What's weird is that each Makri has the memories of all previous Makaris.
That's not strange, is makary. Of course he's going to have his memory and luck
Gretchin of Miare
The latest lore indicates that Ghazghkull is heading towards Octarius warzone. Due to Inquisition's plan, the system has been a constant battle between Orks and Tyranids for centuries now - And Orks have enjoyed it whole time, Tyranids have been eating themselves full and whichever wins is going to be much stronger than in the beginning (great job, Inquisitor Kryptmann). Recently, there has been indications that everything is going to take a turn worse, so Imperium has been sending forces to actually interfere in this horror show, trying to sabotage both parties.
I mean it was a good idea
Dont forget that khorne deamons have also joined the Octarius war aswell
And the death korps are fighting
@@PowerSkiff12 of course you would side with kryptmann timmy.
@@PowerSkiff12 damnit timmy, shut your mouth before stick a bolter round through it
The WAAAGH backfired against the Orks when they tried to retreat from some blood angels terminators. Terminators are pretty slow, but red is da fastest color, so there's no way the those gitz could have escaped from the red hard humies.
The orks must love fighting the green sallymanders
They must hate the ultra marine’s cuz lucky blue lol
Does it actually work like that? Are there records of Orks buffing their enemies? :D
@@MrMango331 it's not buffing their enemies so much as it's they are debuffed. If Blood angels terminators can run at 15 mph and red is da fastest color, then the orks can't run faster than 15mph.
@@Turk3YbAstEr What if there were faster red colored units on the field at the same time? Would the terminators be faster then too? (Lore, not game)
Orkz getting sucked into the warp when they ripped off the walls made me think they noclipped into the BackRooms lol
May the gods have mercy on the Backrooms entities when the Orks come in
@Ryan Reffert may the gods have mercy on the Orks
@@JettMann8 tbh, any 40k faction is almost any setting would be pretty bad for that setting
@@JettMann8 They'z gonna krump the beasties in there, yeeeah.
His reason for letting Yarrick go was because “GUD ENEMIES IZ ARD TO FIND, N ORKS NEED GUD ENEMIES LIKE DEY NEED MEAT TA EAT N GROG TA DRINK.” Orks breed more when they WAAAGH, so the better fight we put up… win/win for them.
I'm just imagining a tiny Gretchen poking a Custodes with a tiny dagger saying "Nyeh" and the Custodes just ragdolls to the ground
Complete with Half-Life flatline sound effect.
Beepbeep beepbeep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
The Goff clan could be a reference to the Goths, a 'tribe of barbarian' , that sacked Rome. Rome could be Terra, the imperium. Just food for thought.
Would not be the first time that the Imperium was comparable to Rome. (Use of Latin like language and naming convention, the state of falling into disrepair and becoming a shadow of its former self, constantly fighting in wars of both survival and expansion, etc)
@@TheD736 Since we are going that way Ghazghkull and Yarrick are kinda like Hannibal and Scipio Africanus
Could also be a reference to modern Goths. I mean the colour of the Goffs *is* black.
@@TheD736 If that is the case, I wonder if the empire is going to split. I would imagine it would be Guilliman creating a 'Easten' Roman Empire, given how he hates the current Imperium
@@lukalovric2463 id say Carthage is more comparable to the Tau. Plus Rome during the Punic wars was on the rise vs modern Imperium is on the steady decline. So more like Armenius vs Varus
Credit to D.K. for that baller Ork impression.
Was definitely very good.
@@tangodroid Definitely wasn't. The impression was bad. Too slow and not guttural enough. Sounded strained and forced. Maybe a pensioner Ork. D.K is a boomer Ork.
@@tangodroid Shy approved so clearly D.K. was doing great.
@@Noobatron-cc7ff Dude STFU, I don't see you putting yourself out there and putting on an Ork impression. And who are you to decide what makes a good Ork impression, are you a GW exect.? Are you Matt Ward, if you are we all got some shit to talk about with your ultramarine fixation. Otherwise, I reiterate, STFU we love orks because they are orks and orks are fun and thatS what we came here to do, have fun, unlike you.
He's the real prophet of the WAAAGH
The latest Ork codex confirms that there have been several dozen "Makaris" and every time one of them dies the other Orks quietly replace him with another Gretchin before Ghaz notices.
The Orks almost conquered Armageddon that first time, but the Steel Legion received a large amount of space marine reinforcements and were able to push away Ghazghkull.
So like the first and thrid war of Armageddon
So the Orcs would have won if not for dues ex machina?
@@woaddragon
Gazghkull's first attack was the Second War of Armageddon. I think the First War was Daemon Primarch Angron attacking the planet. I think the third war is still unresolved and it's between Da Orks and Armageddon.
@@jacobfreeman5444 I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, but I think Gazghkull could have continued the attack, but chose not to. He then returned to attack the planet again, which is the third War of Armageddon and it is currently unresolved. Orks hold one half of the planet and the Imperium the other half.
@@tehvaniu6a What you mean it still going? Ok that is new to me.
Few points on Makati: His 2+ save only lasts until he fails it once, then he no has it for the rest of the game. Also, I once killed a Contemptor Dreadnaught with him and managed to take out a hellblaster that was setup to get the last wound to kill Ghaz in the same game. Makari doesn't often do much, but when he does it's hilarious and awesome.
Makari is like Sylgar from D&D: all the boyz are so scared that Gaz will go on a grief stricken rampage they replace Makari every time he dies
I was more thinking that makaris more loke a tonberry from final fantasy
"Can you imagine the custodian whose last living moments is being stabbed by a grot?"
Commander Caeon of the Soul Drinkers got stabbed to death by a small child.
How did that happen, was he already maimed or did the child have ?Force knife? or something?
@@Sara3346 He failed his armor save.
@@cryamistellimek9184 Thanks, that got a good chuckle out of me.
@@Sara3346 Well, the child wasn't really a child, but a woman who was probably a couple of centuries old but looked like a child as a result of using anti-aging drugs, she stabbed him in the back of the knee, between the joints of his armour, using a poisoned knife and yes, it was agreed that this was an absolute scrub-lord way for him to go out.
@@weldonwin Must have been some pretty intense bleeding causing poison I am guessing, either that or something good at paralyzing fast enough for a separate attack to be made / freeze his lungs?
Genuinely impressed with the Gaz impression. And I’m British for what it’s worth
I’ll be honest, as a DnD DM for a group of theater kids, the key to an accent is confidence. No matter how bad it is from a stereotype a voice is, if you say what you want like you always say it, it at worst comes out as comedy
I like the theory about Makari spores because that makes me think of one thing
" I'm makari. this is a lie"
The build up of this waagh really reminds me that 40k isn't just about muh marines even though GW makes it seem that way with how hard they keep pushing them as their precious market baby
it's ABOUT THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS C'MON METS, LETS GET A HOME RUN
That was beautiful
Whos the Mets
@@TheReZisTLust usa major league baseball team
I hope you guys do the Octarius War (aka Kryptman's big fuck up) soon. DK"s reaction to that nightmare in the making will be good.
As one ah da Weirdboys, I have an Orky urge to say somethin un-Orky.
Gork AND Mork is the only way, and Ghazghkull is not only their prophet, but the reality of Orky Potential. Stay Brutal, stay Kunning, and WAAAGH!
*head explodes*
@The shy one "God? There is only one god, our god emperor, you heretic!"
-Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus
@@giuseppe9653 *that was a weirdboy go call a exterminatus because there is probably a more of those things*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
-Inquisitor of the Ordo Sandpaper Cigarette
OI!!
WE GOT SOME 'UMIES IN OUR SHIP!!!
LET'S KRUMP DEM FO' GUD N TAKE THEIR FUHNEE HATS!!!
@ShroomTube *MAMA MIA*
Ork DK was the best thing ever!!!!! I WOULD GLADLY FOLLOW WARBOSS DK'S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was expecting meme, got a dream. 10/10 would WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
@@BooBear995
Diz be da work of Gork and Mork innit?
DK would work as an Ork name.
@@gokbay3057 Yer zoggin right it iz! Da name of da biggest badest Warboss around!
10:24 A Waagh engine. Vulcan tanked the very spirit of Ork rage, and TTS had my favorite representation of Vulcan to date - Half ork/Beast.
Ah wish to pet dis creecha.
I know shy was making a joke about the war of Armageddon but, the orks didn’t fight much in the first war, it was mostly Chaos fighting the imperium, then lead into the Space Wolves facing off with the inquisition and humiliated the inquisition
The months of shame.
@@guy_autordie i prefer to call it, the Inquisition being talked down by a 10k year old wolf who know better than them
The Orks weren't in the first war for Armageddon.
@@danielbob2628 they were not.
I hope they discuss Makari, at least a little. Very cool bit of lore.
Who's Makari?
@@teal_m_101 Ghaz's standard bearer, considered to be the luckiest gretchin alive (though it's rumored he is not lucky/invinicble but actually is just constantly replaced by Ghaz). Has like a 2++ invuln on tabletop.
@@njustin16 always wandered as a non-player, what does that "++" means?
@@krashface4870 it's "2+". Which means on 2 or more, it's done. So, you Fail only on 1.
@@krashface4870 3+ is a regular armor save, 3++ is an invulnerable save, on top of the armor save. Some units have it, makes them more tanky
Honestly been having a shitty week and this really helped to brighten it up. Got to love da boyz
"These are orks- they don't give a fuck!" Basically could be the entirety of any Ork lore video imo
I like to think the chaos gods are actually scared of the orks and actively try to hide the existence of Gork and Mork to everyone else
You haven’t told us that the planet of Armaggedon is renamed and towed into another system planet of Ulanor, you knwo, that Ulanor where Horus became a warmaster.
Yeah that's not important. What is important is that it's the Ork Homeworld.
@@Lightscribe225 They's ain't invading. They's just goin' home and kicking the squattas outta they's propatey
Last I heard, Gaz'kull (Who's name is also a play on Margret Thatcher, because reasons) was fighting the Tyranids in the rumble of the Jungle in Octarius that has EVERYONE terrified because of the amount of fighting going on, whoever wins (Orks or Tyranids) Will kill the rest of the galaxy.
Now that DK knows of Armageddon, December’s book should be Helsreach.
YES! That was my first 40k audio book that I got for Warhammer, no regrets!
*I WILL DIE ON THIS WORLD.*
@@tokenbastard4586 Get out of my city.
Our city. Our world.
Why was DK surprised by Gaz being able to get bigger by getting his head cut off and sown onto a bigger body? THAT SAME THING HAPPENED AT THE START OF "BURTAL KUNNIN'"!
What im curious about is if Gaz is the biggest ork around who the hell did the body belong too??
@@jeambeam3173 Orks get bigger with time and fighting.
@@jeambeam3173 Well, he isn't the biggest. That is the thing. He's taken down orks that were bigger than him many times. Often that is how he gets the cooperation of different clans. He is getting bigger with each fight and such though.
If I were gazghul, I’d have commissioned a giant space gun called the “planet fukka”
This makes me sad because I'm going to be one of those "actually" fans, and I'm unsure of the validity of it, but when gaz attempting to retreat from the 3rd war of Armageddon or sometime after, yarik was chasing gaz down with a deathwatch company. When yarik boarded gaz's vessal, two weird boys on board shortly became vessels for gork and mork, telling gaz to unite the clans and take the stars, before all orks on board disappeared into the warp
Every action that gaz take is inspired by his god's
For Gork and Mork to speak so nearly directly.... that is bad. Very bad. That they had the divine faculties to pull it off, and weren't busy fighting each other...
This could be catastrophic.
Their Makari timeline was confusing so to try to tidy it up:
Makari existed back in 2nd. Then GW decided that such a fun character didn't fit the even more grimdark than usual everything is grey/brown asthetic they had in mind for 3rd. So they killed him off while also purging much of the fun to be found in orks like making clans less of a thing and so on. Then much later GW is in better hands, realised they overly course corrected with the orks back in 3rd, and along with bigging up the clans again, brought back Makari with a new model along with new lore to provide wiggle room that either he actually survived or there was multiple Makari's.
I like the fan theory that Orks can reincarnate (like Human Shamans and Eldar used to do when the Warp was calmer, Orks can still do it and avoid being demon chow because they're Orks and/or the power of the Waaaagh!/Gork and Mork protect them). So Makari did die, but then he was reborn.
I find funny the idea that ghaz just doesn't care enough, and that whatever grot carries his banner is Makari in his eyes. Still has t be one hell of a lucky git for said grop to live for more than a day, but there is always gonna be a grot willing to replace the dead one and work for ghaz (hell, they'd probably fight eachother to do it!)
It has been confirmed by makari that he has been reincarnated several times by ghaz, and that for whatever reason these two are psychically linked. Each time ghaz bestows the name makari on a grot the memories and mind ogrow. Late makari would flood into the grot.
@@znritheotaku I like the idea that Makari is the ACTUAL prophet of Gork and Mork and that Ghazghkull is just the military leader and muscle. None of the Orks would take Makari seriously if he claimed to be the prophet so Ghazghkull claims he is instead and always keeps Makari around to actually commune with the gods
just to be clear, Armageddon knew the spacehulk was there. However due to the beyond incompetent PG, they didn't do anything against the spacehulk. Hell the idiot sold harvesting rights to the hulk, despite it not having been cleared, and was vehemently denying it might be occupied, despite the ork fighters swarming it
@ShroomTube basically the rights to go in, take scrap and tech, and whatever else is there. Usually sold to rouge traders, I believe.
@ShroomTubeThe right for a company/individual/group to take stuff from the spacehulk.
Keep in mind that spacehulks consist of ships and other void debris. Even regular ships can be quite valuable for their materials, not to mention the treasures that very ancient and rare ships can contain. STC's for example can sometimes be found in such spacehulks. But the void debris can also be valuable materials, rare metals and etc. Hell, a meteor made of pure adamantium could even be part of the hulk.
So yeah, giant lootbox. Unfortunately most spacehulks tend to be inhabited by things most often very dangerous.
@@cindermoth3421 And if the inhabitants don't try to kill you, the ship itself might! Buddy I knew was playing a Rogue Trader game and his group stumbled upon a Hulk. Half of them died in the first room of the thing because a plasma reactor was leaking and flooded the room with radiation.
Who said humans incompetency wasn't the will of Gork and Mork?
@@ObsidiaBlack1 Oof, that's an awful way to get killed. And yeah the hulk itself is dangerous. Still amusing how those hulks don't have essentially no damage from all those objects being mixed together. It's working Bethesda glitch clipping logic. Hell gravity is a big problem in those things, since a corridor you enter could suddenly have massively different gravity, both in strength and direction. A passage to the right could suddenly become an abyss you fall to your death in because gravity is suddenly to the right.
Say what you will about Doge Vandire, he would've ordered an exterminatus on the Tau back when they were still wielding spears and clubs. Instead of waiting a few thousand years for the feet less horrors to become alarmingly advanced
I....dount it. Durning the Age of Apostasy, Aliens and Chaos ran amok, not to the level of 40k, but you know.
@@woaddragon That is true. But I think Doge vandire would have made an exception for the tau.
The Eldar have nice feet. The Orks have fascinating feet. But the Tau have no sole's.
@@robertkeaney9905 Goddamn it.
@@robertkeaney9905 think of it from an exotic standpoint. Doge is a man of unconventional desires
I think they were scheduled for exterminatus anyway but then the warp storm happened.
after it abated, the Tau became what they were supposed to be.
I just adore how Makari is the Ork version of Saint Celestine and it just works. Orks are the best.
Fun Fact! Mad Dok Grotsnik, the one who installed the metal plate into Ghazghkull's head, spoke with the richest Ork Nobs to get them to have the same surjery he gave to Thraka (which was now known as the Ghazghkull Special) and they all hopped on board and were given the surjery. But unbeknownst to them, the Dok put explosives in their heads as a contingency plan, in case they went against him so that way with one push of a button: BOOM! No more uprising. However, they eventually caught on to his plan, and called him in to fix up a Deff Dread but when he got there, the Dread sprang to life and promptly murdered the Dok. Following this event the grot "nurses" that worked for him, tried to revive him, though during the night a Grot vomited into Grotsnik's open head and then a spider crawled into the Dok's head. The mother fucker died several times during the operation but eventually he came back to life, with the 'mad' part of his name now a bit more literal. He then went to the camp of the Nobz that killed him and then he started to, well allow me to quote a good friend of mine: "He then proceeded to cause the heads of all the Nobz to explode while dancing under the pale moonlight." And as he did this, he was heard cackling like a deranged maniac, the _only_ reason he hasn't been murdered again by an angry customer is because the Mad Dok is still working with Ghazghkull.
Oh, Grotsnik is also trying to make a super ork out of different organs and limbs from other Orks, like Frankenstein but more green.
I can see why Ghaz keeps him around.
If you're Dutch, Gazghkull being from Urk explains so, so much.
That is scarily accurate....
Mind if you give us a rundown?
@@cryamistellimek9184 The people there are...special to say the least. Used to be an island, still very insular, sometimes even violent to outsiders. The gene pool isn't exactly large there.
Ghazghkull is his actual name, Mag Uruk Thraka is like an honorific, the same one the Beast had, it roughly translates to "I am slaughter" or "Beast who will bring great slaughter", it's practically an Ork word for a king or monarch.
Dark Mechanicus when, Bricky.
Brock Lesnar fun fact, his physique and combat style were the entire inspiration for the ARMORED TITAN from attack on titan!
Wasn't Ghazghkull in an endless fight against the tyranids in a planet, being watched by a terrified empire, because no matter who won, they would lose?
He left
@@djdjd4710 “screw you guys i’m going home!”
As a certified British person (3/4 English, 1/4 Welsh and some residual Scottish) I 100% endorse DK's Ork accent, that was perfect.
Honestly what’s terrifying is Ghaz toyed with Yarrick. A big super dumb Ork leader was toying with a human and was manipulating the power of Imagination. If Ghaz isn’t stopped soon he will honestly become unstoppable.
Dude is the only ork to speak high Gothic.
"Go to Armageddon,’ he said. ‘Make ready for the greatest fight.’
I entered the ship, my being marked by words whose full measure of horror lay not in their content, but in the fact of their existence." - Sebastian yarrick, chains of golgotha.
Just the fact that it happened haunts yarrick more then the upcoming war.
Headbutts literal eye of terror “100% of da time workz every time!”
Found out yesterday, that squigs originally came from the tyranids. They used genetic material from orls and created them, the orks found them on a ship or something saw that they where orky and the squigs kinda recognized them. The orks procedeed yo rescue as many as possible and the nids kept the rest and turned them further into mindless slaves
In the ork codex it says squigs came around when gork and Mork put nurgle in a pit and bullied him until he devolved. Since he's a God he reverted back to normal after they got bored but orks got to keep the squigs
If squigs are tyranid/ork hybrids, that makes them fairly recent in the overall scheme of ork history, raising the question of what ork life was like before squigs. So my preferred theory is that squigs were part of the greenskin life cycle all along.
If squigs were part of the original plan for greenskins, and ‘nids started life as the Old Ones’ take on mutual assured destruction, that would explain the similarities.
I love Gazghul . The shit he gets up to is funny and amazing and I'm excited for future stories/books on him
The warp, realm of chaos, madness and Deamons. Ork presence: low - steadily rising
Of all the warp fuckery that is the most terrifying thing I ever heard
So fun fact, Makari is just a random Gretchin at this point. The new Ork codex says that "Makari" has died multiple times, from being sat on to eaten by something to being killed by a really bored Ork who suddenly realized just how badly he fucked up, and he's been replaced each time because everyone else is absolutely terrified of what would happen if he found out about it.
This is the episode i've been waiting for.
Although i would also accept an episode on Warlord Grizgutz who went back in time to kill himself so that he could have two copies of his favorite gun. Anything is better than another Space Marine chapter though, we all know the only cool Space Marines are the Space Sharks anyway.
We all know the orks would agree that The Emperor Is a gud umie leader, he Is the biggest umie around!
Vulcan died,.........again.
*vulkan lives*
*Stomp stomp*
No mention of how eldrad ulthran was involved gazghuls creation? And how the gork and mork he saw was actuslly eldrad?
I never heard this
Tryna trick us into not believing in the divine works of gork and mork, kinda cringe lol
The Emperor smiles upon me because I literally just finished "Helsreach" the day before this came out
Ghazghkull: “I am one with the WAAAGH and the WAAAGH is with me”
I once had makari deal more damage to a nightbringer shard than Ghazkull. I’m still mad, Ghazkull only had to hit ONE ATTACK
We need an episode on either Raven Guard or Imperial Knights sooooon
Delaying episodes you dont want by asking for them. Masterful.
Reset the clock!
Makari is forever linked to Gaz. Gaz can summon his spirit to take control of a grot if he's dead.
Or something like that. Watched this because I read the Gazghkull book.
yea i read that book recently its actually really good. its funny as its more about makari as all the lore for gaz is what you can find on the wiki while makaris lore is all new
Wasn't gonna watch all the new videos till I caught up. BUT THE WAAAGH WAITZ FUR NO ORKZ!!!!
D.K.'s speach at 31:17 is my mantra.
C'mon Bricky, wrestling is basically a live-action anime. So should love it, right?
This entire podcast is just an unedited blooper episode
and again... Ghazgkhull but no word of one his mightiest opponent. Helbrecht. I think Bricky is not a huge fan of BT. At least he doesnt know not many details of them.
I imagine Valkan being played by the actor who played Luke Cage on Netflix
I straight up just got this boy for my birthday one of the coolest minis I own
52:12 Makari is literally the embodiment of "I died, but I lived."
I want you to know that out of sheer curiosity at this Demon-Kielbasa (Deamonculabra) I went to the wiki and looked it up... An idea that utterly repugnant had to have been conceived in the late 90's early 00's, the peak of Edgelord! I have no idea how in the Emperor's name you will describe it in such a way that TH-cam won't yank it down!
Can someone make a animation of Doge Vandire with the London massacre scene in Hellsing Abridged please
So instead of orks asking if they smash would they ask if they crump instead?
Legends say that when Gaz sat on his gretchin, the spores stuck and now every time he dies a new Makary pops off Gaz's ass.
Didn't an imperial guy lead a tyranid fleet to an ork WAAAGH!!!? Then Gaz arrived to save the orks and his WAAAGH!!! grew even larger? And the imperial was executed?
Kryptmann or whatever his name is.
Yep, his magnum opus as an Inquisitor was leading a Tyranid fleet to Ork territory in the hopes that they would destroy each other. The war between the two Xenos seemed Endless, and the Imperium wished it stayed that way, as the winning faction would gain an apocalyptic magnitude power surge. That until Ghaz made his presence known and krumped the bugs, absorbing the resulting WAAAAGH to his virtually invencible green tide.
And the guy only got kicked out of the Inquisition.
DK is an excellent ork xD. Shy has trained him well.
Great Episode gents, hope you guys get a chance to read Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!
Book by Nate Crowley. Provided an even deeper dive from a Makrai perspective.
So, I'm surprised no one seems to have pointed this out, but the explanation for why Ghazghkull's new model is so much bigger, is that his head got cut off and stitched onto another, bigger body, means that there happened to be another Ork, that was even more massive and strong than Ghazghkull!
I rather think that the ork body was from the octarios war
Nah, that was just the mad dok going all frankenstein on his ass after he found his head. His new body is an amalgamation of ork parts, prosthetic limbs, exoskeleton, tank armor and firepower.
And it's still growing because of course it is.
Played a game with Mikari and he one vs oned a Ultramarine honour guard in combat, it was hilarious
Fun fact, Ghazghkull is named after Margaret Thatcher.
everyone successful has that one person who was there from the beginning to help them and to carry them through, Frodo had Sam, and Ghazghkull's sam was Mad Doc Grotsnik
That was single-handed lead the best ending to any adeptus ridiculous podcast
Bone apple tea moment
Years and years ago when i got in to 40k during the old Space Marine boardgame times i was just drawn to Orks. Others were cool sure but Orks just spoke to me. And they still are my favorite.
I will now begin my request/ wait for a Corvus Corax / Raven Guard episode. Here’s hoping I won’t wait long :)
I really hope we get the War of the Beast in orktober
29:15 DK just summed the thing up, and did a magnificent job with the Ork accent to boot.
Ghazghkull has got to be one of the strongest psychers the orks have ever spawned. He not only has the innate orkish ability to manifest his beliefs into reality, but he also has the greatest conviction of his beliefs that any ork has ever had. If gork and mork don’t already exist somewhere in the warp, Ghazghkull might just accidentally spawn them into existence.
I'm just imagining Makari going up against a custodian playing out like that one Simpsons tree house of horror episode where Bart stabs a giant Mr. Burns in the shin and kills him.
this whole month better be orks necrons and daemons
“Ragnar Blackmane cut his head off.”
Me who just finished reading the Space wolf series: “Eyyyyyy that’s mah boi!!!”