You have a Clan of Canadian Orks that are just genuinely polite until their Warboss says it's time for hockey, then they erupt into a galaxy wide bloodbath
Funny or sadly enough. In WW1 Canadian’s had an unofficial unwritten Take no Prisoners policy and a Canadian officer was quoted “More men where killed with there hands up with a bayonet “ but after reading Canadian Historian Tim Cooks “At the Sharp End” it seems like that Canadian’s where quite handy with Bayonets. In a night time attack at the Somme. Some units where ordered to go into the German trench using “bayonets only” to cut down on friendly fire. A Sargent said of that attack “it was bloody good butchering”
Fun fact about the Ork clans: There are six of them (not including the Freebootaz because they are technically an off-shoot of the Bad Moons) in present 40k. Way back in the War of the Beast, there were six Beasts. It's implied that the current clans are the degenerated remnants of the six Beasts' groups. This also implies that the groups are supposed to work as one with six different roles in mind: -Blood Axes are the strategic soldiers and they're likely the remnant of the Orks that were driven off of Ullanor because they're depicted as the one most influenced by humanity -Goffs are the shock troops, the big, violent green tide that the Orks are most known for that makes up the bulk of the Beasts' army -Deathskulls are the scavengers whose loots would feed the Beasts' war effort but mostly to the Bad Moons who are likely supposed to be their direct superiors. -Bad Moons are the mechanics, the engineers and the merchants, they're the heart of the Beasts' war industry who produces all the machines. -Evil Sunz are the cavalry, the ones who strike hard, loud and fast with their vehicles, their big trucks, fast bikes and planes. -Snakebites are the farmers, the ones in charge of the food (Squigs), the ones responsible to feed the army and they fight as proto-BeastSnaggas The clans are already quite a threat on their own but together, they're a nightmare.
I know this hasn't really been a thing in aaaages but Freebooterz used to be any ork who was outcast of the main clans for whatever reason and the pirate lot were just one type out of many. You had your Madboyz, Khorne Stormboyz, the Green Brood, Warp-Heads, Speed Freakz, and so many more.
A Howdah is the firing platform with guns on the back of a Squiggoth. “The howdah serves as both a mobile artillery platform and an ersatz armoured personnel carrier, bringing Boyz into the fight and providing heavy fire support to Ork forces engaged with the enemy.”
Fun Deathskulls fact: Deathskull WAAAGHs are often feared by their foes for their tactical acumen. This is because a lot of Deathskulls like looting more than fighting, so they try to get the fighting over with as soon as possible to get to the looting.
@@Jimalcoatl bricky is a 40k nerd. You expect him to know what a real life is? And dk... Is just dk. 😂 If it ain't boomer or weeb shit he doesn't know it.
@@steveisthecommissar4013 what the...? I am so confused. Who are you? Tell me a Immediately. This must be some kind of warp magic thing happening but... What are you!?
@@steveisthecommissar4013 I am Garhju Bearz, Commissar of the regiment Halkian 1st. I have been send here to fight against the greenskins. What say you? Are you the genestealer, foul monster from the warp or perhaps... A assassin from Terra. That would not be my first time.
@@davidfrancisco3502 It's now my headcanon that they pilot Deff Dredz not because they're the best suited for the task, but because they're the ones that like soup the most.
Da Freebooterz arn't techically a clan, because they are basically outcasts from different clans whom decided to join forces. Thats how Badruck became a Freebooter, he was a former Bad Moon ork, but got kicked out from the clan because he had too much teef, and so he joined the freebooters.
It's like how the Deathwatch is technically not a chapter, but they still have their own chapter tactics, stratagems, units, characters and relics, just like the Freebootaz. They're a clan in every sense that matters.
wouldn't the fact that Shy is mute kinda hamper that a little? unless she has a dry erase board or a laptop with text to speech on it so she can make callouts. I'm sure someone who knows more about how the tabletop is played can weigh in with more specifics on whether or not it would be feasible.
Do you think a evil sun can drive a truck into a crowd of humans, and the added blood will make the truck go even faster, cause more red is splashed on. Could they achieve light speed travel via roadkilling?
I would allow it, but you would have to work out how to do it yourself. Basically if you can prove you could make it happen I would happily rule of cool it
I don't remember if this was how he did it, but Wazdakka, the ork the paint is named after, popped a wheelie hard enough to achieve space flight, and is currently flying his war bike through the void to Terra.
Big Meks are not akin to Terminators, they are Mek Nobs and/or low ranking warbosses. The Mega Nobs have the same armor as them basically and are what we would consider Terminators.
Yeah, Big Meks are, as the title implies, big mekboys equilavent to Nobs who managed to keep the best bits to themselves, either being too kunning or brutal for said bits to be used by other orks.
I recently found out they removed the ork’s only sonic weapon in 9th edition. Back in 8th, with the “psychic awakening: saga of the beast” expansion you could put something called “gork’s roar” on your warboss’s wartrike. It was an exhaust array so loud that it damaged enemies.
The weapon on the shoulders of big mek in megaarmor, the satelite-dish-one is called TELLYPORTA MEGABLASTA. It is based on teleportation technology and works by just teleporting its target into solid objects or just teleporting parts of the target... Like a armor plainting, an engine a leg, or a head away from the target...
The orks and grots that pilot walkers gets inside those machines forever and eat their meals with a straw. The mek boyz build the machines like walkers, bionic limbs and eyes and the painboyz knows how to fuse machinery with the greenskin flesh and brains.
@@starwarsnerd100 I agree. Like, I could have sworn they explained what a "Freebooter" was to DK before, but then they needed to do it again this episode.
Orks and Space Marines having fun together: Evil Sons and White Scars are running races, Blood Raven and Deffskulls are playing capture the flag. Also: how FUCK do you "muffle" a freaking ROCKET LAUNCHER?! Also also: Freebooter is the bastardised version of the german word Freibeuter (Frei= Free, Beute = Loot). It basically just means "People who are free to run around and loot stuff"
Well, muffling projectiles are, in general, overestimated in media. No gun makes the Hollywood mouse fart. But all it actually does is manages the gases unleashed by launching the projectile so it makes less noise. Thus taking something that sounds like a small cannon to something more akin to a firecracker. I suppose you could make that work for a rocket launcher...somehow...
To give you an idea of how an Ork might use a squig to muffle a rocket launcher, there’s an ability in the game Postal 2, where you can take a cat, shove a machine gun up its ass, and the cat will muffle the noise of the gun. Until it explodes of course.
Yeah, Boss Zagstrukk I believe. Got his legs chopped off by a Dreadnought so he replaced them with power klaws and now goes around on a rocket pack and lands on gits to klaw them to pieces.
For some reason whenever people talk about Freebootaz they never really emphasize that they're more mercenaries than pirates. They tend to have a hodgepodge of orks from all clans under one banner for one reason or another.
"Freebootas" is "Free Boaters". Also there is an old "sanctioned Ork" quote of some Ork giving orders to a bunch of humans, it is really funny. Also also, there is a story where IG and Orks worked together to fight some Nids. After that ended the Orks betrayed the Guard. The human commander was surprised for some reason.
@@jacobfreeman5444 Oh, it was a dumb move. The Ork leader was surprised that the human was surprised too. Apparently the human's 2nd in command had told him to not trust the Orks as well.
DK: *makes a joke about how Goffs sounds like Goths* me, who already in the ghazgkhull episode was wondering how they didn't catch that: "GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS DK"
2nd attempt. Need a "I'm gonna snap your spine like a slim jim." Or a series of shirts with "Say your prayers" /"Drink your forget me juice." on the front and "Or your going in the wall."
A howda is a real world thing, DK. It's a battle platform/box you put on large animals. In real life they were used for war elephants. It's where archers would hang out and shoot from.
37:41 I think DK might be refering to a howdah. Wich is the little tower they used on the back of like war elephants and they also use them on camels i think.
Bricky threating too come to houses beat people with a book if haven't read the book. Also Bricky. What's a Snazhamma? They can teleport?! What's the main characters name?
Freebootas is good if your running alot of vehicles for cheesing it, or you can run a list without heavy amounts of vehicles and actually have a fun orky time.
I'm just saying, if tyranids got their ultimate victory in the galaxy, the warp would probably return to the state it was in before the war in heaven, since there'd be no more people with enough psychic energy to disrupt it fighting all the time. Hell, I bet if that happened, all those planets that are just fully in the warp and controlled by chaos space marines and the like would chill out and slowly turn into sort of okay places
@@thetechnomancer2464 As far as I remember - the Tyrannids MAY have only detrimental (or beneficial, depending on what side you're on) effects on the Warp. The Hive Mind that controls all of the space bugs is a consciousnessof pure warp energy, both completely separate and potentially as strong as the Chaos gods and Big E. And seeing how if a Norn Queen dies, it spawns a warp event big enough to temporarily black out the Astronomicon ALONG WITH one of the Hive fleets now adapting to eat beings of the Warp - it could mean that if the Tyrannids win, it will be the beginning of the end of the Warp as we know it. And if the Hive Mind is/becomes a being with an ego, it would be the most powerful entity the galaxy has ever seen since the C'tan Either way - if the Tyrannids win, all sides lose. The only ones that may survive are the Necrons, not being made of organic matter + completely disconnected frok the warp + has the power to literally implode stars like grapes. Although I imagine Trazyn would be mad about losing all those potential pieces for his collection by that point
My all time favorite, apparently canon stories of the Death Skulls is either between the one where an Ork looted a moon and the proceeded to smash it into a planet (now attached with rockets!) And the one where an Ork loota WAAAGH! Pretty much found a Necron tomb world and began to absolutely demolish it without a single care. They broke down and looked everything, and got ahold of a Necron teleporter that they used to summon even more Orks for looting purposes. The pharon didn't wake up, until it was basically way too late, so the other necrons defense protocols were null as they got annihilated. And when he did finally wake up, he bore witness to a whole bunch of Mek Boyz, staring at him from above, wielding all sorts of tools before he was scrapped to pieces without a fight.
A howdah is not a creature, actually. It's the name for those platform/tower things that are on the back of war elephants for the crew to ride on, just with the Orkz it's of course Squiggoths.
37:40 yes, exactly! The big platform that the Gargatuan Squiggoth has on it's back is called a howder, or HOWDA! In orkish. In the Brutal Kunnin book The Mechanicus boyz attacked one of the ork warbosses on the howder of a Gargantuan Squiggoth. It was a warboss of the Snakebites clan, i think his name was Da Viper.
A howdaw is a type of saddle, it's a platform that you put on the back of a large creature so lots of people can ride it. In lotr the Oliphant have howdaw on their back for reference
@@gebthesnek9257 that's the spelling! I was agonizing over it for ages cause I couldn't remember! Also thanks for the etymology, it's always interested me but I have no ear for languages, can barely manage my native english
The word Freebooter comes from the german word "Freibeuter", what i always thought was just another word for Pirate, but the definition Bricky read was about right.
Deathskulls sound cool, I could collect vehicles from all factions and kitbash them into propa ork war machines. "Taw Battersoots? Wot rubbish iz dat? Is a right proper ork deff dread! We 'ad it for years!" "Eldar Grav-tank? Is dat a eldar panzee in dere? Naw! Dats Our boys! Dats our fighta-bomma!" "Chaos Ennginn? Dassa Ork Enjinn! Sure da grot we stapled in dere's been actin weird but he still gitz da job done!"
Not so actually, Ork teeth decompose over time so eventually they stop being useful and a population can only grow teeth so fast so there's a semi stable ratio of orks to teeth for any given group of orks
42:08 - in dawn of war on the orc campaign is literally an orc that jumps off with a jump pack into orbit screaming "WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...." then u hear nothing and a few second later you hear him coming back with the remaining "...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" and crash landing on the ground stomping everything to shit. that always amused me. Brikkfist is a fucking great orc
People think the orks are stupid, but Ork teleportation tech is actually better than the Imperium's. Ghazghkull teleported whole armies of Orks through the mass of Armageddon to the far side of the planet to take the imperial forces by surprise. To say nothing of the the Beast teleporting entire ATTACK MOONS across the galaxy. We don't talk about the time Terra had a second moon.
19:08 I THINK that's supposed to be based off of the WWII/Korea/Vietnam US M2/M3 Half Track. Specifically, the M3 variant. Also, if you look at some of the lascannon AA emplacement for the Imperium, they use the M45 quad mount
38:00 What you are refering to is a "Howdah", which is the carriage (historically) mounted on top of an elephant. In The Lord of the Rings, that's the structure where the Haradrims are when they mount their Oliphaunt. Here in Warhammer it's basically the same thing, that's something build upon the beast
if you guys do ever do video on specific ork clans, especially the badmoons, you should see about getting gimgam glitzdakka on the show as a guest as he not that long ago made his podcast debut on another 40k podcast show
*Sees episode title, and is reminded of the "We're the Titans" song from the animated Xena/Herculese movie* Alright, parody song time! We's da Orc Clans! We's da best! We's bigger and more cunnin than the rest An after all dem years we was at rest, We's da Orc Clans! We's da best! We's shoota dem and booma dem and blews dem to their knees! Can we's boast! We's chopa dem and shoka dem and krump dem all like fleas! Now dey toast! We's da Orc Clans! We's are strong! We's knew dat we coulds beat them all along! Dey thought dat dey could win but dey wuz wrong, wrong, wrong! We's da Orc Clans! We's are strong! Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom! Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom! We's da Orc Clans! We's da worst! We's meaner and so much more waaag versed! Beakies had all da luck but now dey's cursed! We's da Orc Clans! We's da worst! We's pounced dem and we trounced dem and we pushed dem off the edge into da Void! (Eh, whot's a void?) Warroboss: And once da skull throne is truly mine (Khorn: It's mine!) da wurld wil be's destroyed! (Khorn: I'm getting annoyed!) We's da Orc Clans! We's rule the day! We's make da beakies and little humies pay! We'll toss em' to da squiggies and watch em play! We's da Orc Clans! We's okay! Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom! Boom boom! Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom! Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
You have a Clan of Canadian Orks that are just genuinely polite until their Warboss says it's time for hockey, then they erupt into a galaxy wide bloodbath
So...orks
Cue the song from Strange Brew 😅
We just need to figure out how to convert power hockey sticks
Funny or sadly enough. In WW1 Canadian’s had an unofficial unwritten Take no Prisoners policy and a Canadian officer was quoted “More men where killed with there hands up with a bayonet “ but after reading Canadian Historian Tim Cooks “At the Sharp End” it seems like that Canadian’s where quite handy with Bayonets. In a night time attack at the Somme. Some units where ordered to go into the German trench using “bayonets only” to cut down on friendly fire. A Sargent said of that attack “it was bloody good butchering”
Bruh I first read this as cadian
"They're not like... Eldar."
High fucking praise right there
Now I'm picturing an Ork Nicolas Cage
"Dat's hogh prayze, dat iz."
Fun fact about the Ork clans: There are six of them (not including the Freebootaz because they are technically an off-shoot of the Bad Moons) in present 40k. Way back in the War of the Beast, there were six Beasts. It's implied that the current clans are the degenerated remnants of the six Beasts' groups.
This also implies that the groups are supposed to work as one with six different roles in mind:
-Blood Axes are the strategic soldiers and they're likely the remnant of the Orks that were driven off of Ullanor because they're depicted as the one most influenced by humanity
-Goffs are the shock troops, the big, violent green tide that the Orks are most known for that makes up the bulk of the Beasts' army
-Deathskulls are the scavengers whose loots would feed the Beasts' war effort but mostly to the Bad Moons who are likely supposed to be their direct superiors.
-Bad Moons are the mechanics, the engineers and the merchants, they're the heart of the Beasts' war industry who produces all the machines.
-Evil Sunz are the cavalry, the ones who strike hard, loud and fast with their vehicles, their big trucks, fast bikes and planes.
-Snakebites are the farmers, the ones in charge of the food (Squigs), the ones responsible to feed the army and they fight as proto-BeastSnaggas
The clans are already quite a threat on their own but together, they're a nightmare.
I know this hasn't really been a thing in aaaages but Freebooterz used to be any ork who was outcast of the main clans for whatever reason and the pirate lot were just one type out of many. You had your Madboyz, Khorne Stormboyz, the Green Brood, Warp-Heads, Speed Freakz, and so many more.
Blood axes also sometimes work with humans as merceneries
Even if it sing true cannon I don’t care cause it makes more sense than anything, like it’d be so cool if each clan was based on an opposing chapter.
They were uplifted for war. They know what they are supposed to do at the genetic level. You see the same cycles again and again.
About my thoughts, except I personally think the Snakebites are meant to be guerrila fighters.
A Howdah is the firing platform with guns on the back of a Squiggoth.
“The howdah serves as both a mobile artillery platform and an ersatz armoured personnel carrier, bringing Boyz into the fight and providing heavy fire support to Ork forces engaged with the enemy.”
Was looking for this comment thanks mate
It is also a historical term used for platform on top of elephants
Actually!!!!!! You are completely correct and I appreciate your wisdom
Was gonna hop in and say this but you guys got it.
deriving from "HOWDAH ZOG DID YUU GET UP DER YA GIT!?"
Ah yes. The orks. Crude, but effective. Imagine what they could do with proper fortifications.
Dorn do NOT give Ghazghul any ideas.
Yes the croks were very powerful opponents
Too bad Perturabo can make a better fortress
Yellow is the toughest color
Sir Primarch, I can't help but feel as if you spend all your free time playing with legos...and this brings a smile to my face
Fun Deathskulls fact: Deathskull WAAAGHs are often feared by their foes for their tactical acumen. This is because a lot of Deathskulls like looting more than fighting, so they try to get the fighting over with as soon as possible to get to the looting.
In short. Deathskulls will take a hour or less to kill you unlike the other orcs. They don’t want a proper fight they want ya gear and shiny shit.
Beware the Ork that wants to kill you quickly.
@@Bluecho4 because at that point. The orc’s hate you or you got something they want. Like a powerful tank
@@Darkmythsolider "yo man just take it I don't wanna deal with this shit today"
@@Darkmythsolider No they want both, they just gotta make sure that they finish scrapping before anyone else does so that they can get the best loot
The fact Shy and Bricky won’t tell DK about the Demonculaba until then almost makes it more funny/scary when they make it
I don't know what the Demonculaba is and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.
@@moodyfingers7301 trust me, it's not fun. and I'm chaos
@@moodyfingers7301 i envy you. Enjoy while it lasts. Ignorence is bliss.
@@moodyfingers7301 it's what happens when a kink writer gets the 40k lisence.
@@cinderheart2720 "Those were like 300 pages of the author barely disguised fetish"
It's that kind of mess?
A howdah is a seat for riding on the back of an elephant or camel, typically with a canopy and accommodating two or more people.
It was so painful not being able to say this
Yeah, sometimes these guys' ignorance of real world things sort of shocks me.
@@Jimalcoatl bricky is a 40k nerd. You expect him to know what a real life is? And dk... Is just dk. 😂 If it ain't boomer or weeb shit he doesn't know it.
@@Jimalcoatl It usually is but to be fair, that one isn't common knowledge
@@JJJBunney001 yeah- I would have just thought that was called a saddle as well
Canadian Orkz: "If you've got a problem with dakka then you've got a problem with me and i suggest you let that one marinate"
The whole bit about Canadian orks just makes me wanna customize a squad of nobs with powered hockey sticks
*Ork krumps an astartes*
"Yer fuckin' 3 ply bud"
@@randombencounter263 with some hockey armor
DERE'S A SPESHUL PLACE WIV GORK AN MORK FOR SQUIG LOVERS
Blood axes: being sneaky means no one notices you. If everyone is dead they can't notice you
Thank you.
This is the Intel I really needed.
Now. Time to go and fight against the funny orks again.
@@commissarbearz what the hell you look like me
@@steveisthecommissar4013 what the...? I am so confused. Who are you? Tell me a Immediately. This must be some kind of warp magic thing happening but... What are you!?
@@commissarbearz I’m a commissar I graduated top of my class as a cadet who and what are you
Are you a foul chaos sorcerer or perhaps a gene stealer
@@steveisthecommissar4013 I am Garhju Bearz, Commissar of the regiment Halkian 1st. I have been send here to fight against the greenskins. What say you? Are you the genestealer, foul monster from the warp or perhaps... A assassin from Terra. That would not be my first time.
* blows up a fortification and charges in with guns blazing *
Orks: "DIS IZ AZ CLOSE TO STEALF AZ I GETS"
DK: what’s a death-dread (idk how orks spell it).
Me: …”Itz a drednot innit?”
Deff-dread
@@gokbay3057 Tanks, youz a smart one dats fo shur.
The orks that pilot Deff Dredz stay inside their machines forever and eat their meals with a straw.
@@davidfrancisco3502
It's now my headcanon that they pilot Deff Dredz not because they're the best suited for the task, but because they're the ones that like soup the most.
DK: are they really that good in a fight?
Bricky: well they're orks so...
Da Freebooterz arn't techically a clan, because they are basically outcasts from different clans whom decided to join forces. Thats how Badruck became a Freebooter, he was a former Bad Moon ork, but got kicked out from the clan because he had too much teef, and so he joined the freebooters.
Yup!!!
It's like how the Deathwatch is technically not a chapter, but they still have their own chapter tactics, stratagems, units, characters and relics, just like the Freebootaz. They're a clan in every sense that matters.
@@randombencounter263 indeed!
When you were showing off all your models, it got me thinking, will there ever be a Shy vs Bricky tabletop game?
wouldn't the fact that Shy is mute kinda hamper that a little?
unless she has a dry erase board or a laptop with text to speech on it so she can make callouts.
I'm sure someone who knows more about how the tabletop is played can weigh in with more specifics on whether or not it would be feasible.
@@FizzieWebb they can record the game, with Bricky doing live commentary and Shy’s TTS doing post-game/edits commentary.
@@FizzieWebb she needs only to use her hands to communicate.
Actually, two fingers are all she needs.🖕🖕
@@FizzieWebb is shy actually mute? Like can’t speak? It’s not just the format of the show that she is a hidden figure?
@@FizzieWebb she’s mute I just thought she was just a ‘Voiceless’ character/background person. Like most of the editors and stuff out here on TH-cam
"I'll just paint a couple of minis, I'm not going to get an army"
Famous last words.
Do you think a evil sun can drive a truck into a crowd of humans, and the added blood will make the truck go even faster, cause more red is splashed on. Could they achieve light speed travel via roadkilling?
It's the orks, of course they can
Wazdakka want to know your position and sicrets for achive Da Big Speed.
I would allow it, but you would have to work out how to do it yourself. Basically if you can prove you could make it happen I would happily rule of cool it
I don't remember if this was how he did it, but Wazdakka, the ork the paint is named after, popped a wheelie hard enough to achieve space flight, and is currently flying his war bike through the void to Terra.
In Dawn of War, the Megabobs say "We needz more red paint! Kill em all!"
So I'm gonna go with yes
Big Meks are not akin to Terminators, they are Mek Nobs and/or low ranking warbosses. The Mega Nobs have the same armor as them basically and are what we would consider Terminators.
also they can make their armour from literal trash and its just as effective as terminator armour. literally op
Yeah, Big Meks are, as the title implies, big mekboys equilavent to Nobs who managed to keep the best bits to themselves, either being too kunning or brutal for said bits to be used by other orks.
@@jackwiltshire8386Provided that they are part of an active WAAAGH.
I recently found out they removed the ork’s only sonic weapon in 9th edition. Back in 8th, with the “psychic awakening: saga of the beast” expansion you could put something called “gork’s roar” on your warboss’s wartrike. It was an exhaust array so loud that it damaged enemies.
The weapon on the shoulders of big mek in megaarmor, the satelite-dish-one is called TELLYPORTA MEGABLASTA. It is based on teleportation technology and works by just teleporting its target into solid objects or just teleporting parts of the target... Like a armor plainting, an engine a leg, or a head away from the target...
Got the “Imma tank” shirt and it looks, great got here within a week overseas... you’re doing the emperor’s work bricky
Nah, by his own admission he's a Slaanesh boi, get your corpse emperor propaganda outta here
Bricky and Shy: tells DK his Ork voice is good once
DK: I must do this voice always now
Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks
Don't pretend you can't hear the song.
WAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Always. Even in my sleep
Which Song?
I love how DK kinda knows what Deff Dredds & Killa Kans are from Kirioth but lets Bricky explains it anyway
The orks and grots that pilot walkers gets inside those machines forever and eat their meals with a straw. The mek boyz build the machines like walkers, bionic limbs and eyes and the painboyz knows how to fuse machinery with the greenskin flesh and brains.
I think he legit forgot about them.
his brain don't work 2 gud
@@starwarsnerd100 I agree. Like, I could have sworn they explained what a "Freebooter" was to DK before, but then they needed to do it again this episode.
@@Bluecho4
They've been over it at least twice before I'm pretty sure. But he doesn't think they're free Buddhas anymore, so that's progress.
Weirdboy: "D'ya 'ear, humie gunz tikle?"
Ork 1: "Nah, dey hur'."
Weirdboy: "Nah nah, dey'z tikle, sprea'ta word."
Ork 1: "D'ya ear i'? Humie gunz'n hurt, dey tikle."
Ork 2: "Bullshi'dey do, dey fu'in hurt."
Ork 1: "Nah nah, Weirdboy saz dey tickl."
Ork 1: **gets shot by humie gunz**
Also Ork 1: **dying** _"Dey dun' tikle."_
Weirdboy: *_"Huh, me thoght fer sure that'd work..."_*
I love that vid
@@Senor_Penor name? I want please
Hasn't spread enough
A warboss would be more convincing
Orks and Space Marines having fun together:
Evil Sons and White Scars are running races, Blood Raven and Deffskulls are playing capture the flag.
Also: how FUCK do you "muffle" a freaking ROCKET LAUNCHER?!
Also also: Freebooter is the bastardised version of the german word Freibeuter (Frei= Free, Beute = Loot). It basically just means "People who are free to run around and loot stuff"
Well, muffling projectiles are, in general, overestimated in media. No gun makes the Hollywood mouse fart. But all it actually does is manages the gases unleashed by launching the projectile so it makes less noise. Thus taking something that sounds like a small cannon to something more akin to a firecracker. I suppose you could make that work for a rocket launcher...somehow...
To muffle a rocket launcher:
Step 1) Obtain Muffler Squig
Step 2) Attach Squig to unloaded Rokkit Launcha
Step 3) Feed Squig Rokkit
problem solved.
Well you could in theory make the launch quieter by containing the jet of gas and fire from the back of the tube
The explosion, however...
To give you an idea of how an Ork might use a squig to muffle a rocket launcher, there’s an ability in the game Postal 2, where you can take a cat, shove a machine gun up its ass, and the cat will muffle the noise of the gun. Until it explodes of course.
Well if there a suppresser for a tank in the 21st century I'm sure they can make one in the 41st
Love Orkz!
So many hilarious characters!
One attached power Klaws to his feet to land on enemies
Yeah, Boss Zagstrukk I believe. Got his legs chopped off by a Dreadnought so he replaced them with power klaws and now goes around on a rocket pack and lands on gits to klaw them to pieces.
Freebootaz are often Bad Moons, they aren't mutually exclusive.
For some reason whenever people talk about Freebootaz they never really emphasize that they're more mercenaries than pirates. They tend to have a hodgepodge of orks from all clans under one banner for one reason or another.
"Freebootas" is "Free Boaters".
Also there is an old "sanctioned Ork" quote of some Ork giving orders to a bunch of humans, it is really funny.
Also also, there is a story where IG and Orks worked together to fight some Nids. After that ended the Orks betrayed the Guard. The human commander was surprised for some reason.
Because he was a fool? Did he think Orks would suddenly learn to respect humans just because they had a common enemy for a brief moment?
@@jacobfreeman5444 yeah, you have to be pretty dumb to trust Orks
@@jacobfreeman5444 Oh, it was a dumb move. The Ork leader was surprised that the human was surprised too. Apparently the human's 2nd in command had told him to not trust the Orks as well.
@@resolute2307 You can always trust orks to be orks.
Freeboota is a corruption of freebooter, which basically means, well, pirate.
I have to say, another really good episode everyone. I really like Shy's Ork mech models. Really good work.
Was kinda hoping to hear the story of the Orks who stole a deathstrike missile. Still.. good episode!
DK: *makes a joke about how Goffs sounds like Goths*
me, who already in the ghazgkhull episode was wondering how they didn't catch that: "GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS DK"
And they fail to bring up the GOFFIK ROKKAS, which is just sad.
This show is amazing, just talk about Orks every episode
'Course da Orks krumps dem pointy-ears, cause dey's spindly an' thin like lil twigs, an Orks is big an strong!
To be fair being 5.8 is much more intimidating in the metric system
2nd attempt. Need a "I'm gonna snap your spine like a slim jim." Or a series of shirts with "Say your prayers" /"Drink your forget me juice." on the front and "Or your going in the wall."
Just commissar savage doing his thing
A howda is a real world thing, DK. It's a battle platform/box you put on large animals. In real life they were used for war elephants. It's where archers would hang out and shoot from.
They are also used on camels by bedouins both as a status symbol and as a stable firing platform
How long does the video go before Bricky realises that what defines the Blood Axes isn't sneakiness, it's basic strategy?
I was NOT expecting to see the Greedy Grinner (who may or may not have a big platinum coin) here, but I'm glad that he is
37:41 I think DK might be refering to a howdah. Wich is the little tower they used on the back of like war elephants and they also use them on camels i think.
A howdah is the big saddle/platform used for elephants.
In the Middle Ages they would make armored ones for war elephants
I love how they repeated the freebootaz/free-Buddha’s/free-booters conversation, pretty close to word for word from the first time it came up
The key to playing modern AdMech in a fun way is to build your list with enough upgrades to start the game with 0 CP
Bricky threating too come to houses beat people with a book if haven't read the book.
Also Bricky. What's a Snazhamma? They can teleport?! What's the main characters name?
yeah thats weird, doesnt seem like he read jt yet
"Gold is the best color."
Man-Emperor approves.
YELLOW MAKE 'SPLODIN' THINGZ BIGGAH. GOLD IS SHINY YELLOW. THEREFORE, GOLDIE BOI EMPRAGH IS BIGGEST AND BADDEST 'UMIE. KEWEEEDEE.
Freebootas is good if your running alot of vehicles for cheesing it, or you can run a list without heavy amounts of vehicles and actually have a fun orky time.
I love Shy's Jerma references (Greedy Grinner at 17:00) a psycho like that is only fit for 40k.
That'll do, it's Shiney too, made of nickle, copper or brass, it'll last in my sash of golden dabloons
Ghazghull Thraka and The two goofy fucking Necrons, and Cain are literally my Pocket of comedy in a Dark Universe where there is only war.
It's kinda heartwarming seeing that DK's reached the point where he's sometimes explaining Warhammer stuff to Bricky.
I'm just saying, if tyranids got their ultimate victory in the galaxy, the warp would probably return to the state it was in before the war in heaven, since there'd be no more people with enough psychic energy to disrupt it fighting all the time. Hell, I bet if that happened, all those planets that are just fully in the warp and controlled by chaos space marines and the like would chill out and slowly turn into sort of okay places
Maybe, but aren't the tyranids themselves a psychic race due to eating eldar, so would they be able to fuel it themselves?
@@thetechnomancer2464 As far as I remember - the Tyrannids MAY have only detrimental (or beneficial, depending on what side you're on) effects on the Warp. The Hive Mind that controls all of the space bugs is a consciousnessof pure warp energy, both completely separate and potentially as strong as the Chaos gods and Big E. And seeing how if a Norn Queen dies, it spawns a warp event big enough to temporarily black out the Astronomicon ALONG WITH one of the Hive fleets now adapting to eat beings of the Warp - it could mean that if the Tyrannids win, it will be the beginning of the end of the Warp as we know it. And if the Hive Mind is/becomes a being with an ego, it would be the most powerful entity the galaxy has ever seen since the C'tan
Either way - if the Tyrannids win, all sides lose. The only ones that may survive are the Necrons, not being made of organic matter + completely disconnected frok the warp + has the power to literally implode stars like grapes. Although I imagine Trazyn would be mad about losing all those potential pieces for his collection by that point
warp wouldn't exist if tyranids ate everything, since they especially make planets they devour inhabitable probably forever
I think the warp would exist, but it would be very...buggy
My all time favorite, apparently canon stories of the Death Skulls is either between the one where an Ork looted a moon and the proceeded to smash it into a planet (now attached with rockets!) And the one where an Ork loota WAAAGH! Pretty much found a Necron tomb world and began to absolutely demolish it without a single care. They broke down and looked everything, and got ahold of a Necron teleporter that they used to summon even more Orks for looting purposes. The pharon didn't wake up, until it was basically way too late, so the other necrons defense protocols were null as they got annihilated. And when he did finally wake up, he bore witness to a whole bunch of Mek Boyz, staring at him from above, wielding all sorts of tools before he was scrapped to pieces without a fight.
This always makes my week
Also Waaaaaarghhhh
Idea: Ork FPS where you play as a Bad Moon and it has a comically excessive gun customization system that blows stuff like Fallout 4 out of the water
So Borderlands 3’s weapon parts engine on fucking crack, but you can choose them yourself? I’M FUCKING SOLD, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS.
DK has come such a long way from a 40k novice, it's been fun seeing him reference earlier stuff and the books
11:42 I can already hear Shy cleaning her chainswords to go turn DK into kielbasa after hearing that Emperor-awful joke
Evil Sunz: "Every screenz gone red! Dat meanz I'm SUPAH FAST!"
Hearing Bricky acknowledge the Halo drivers and then compare them to the Orkz makes me, a Halo driver, an incredibly happy Ork.
Dk you learned about deff dreads in the dreadnaughts episode, that was only a couple episodes ago!
A howdah is not a creature, actually. It's the name for those platform/tower things that are on the back of war elephants for the crew to ride on, just with the Orkz it's of course Squiggoths.
37:56 I feel like he is thinking of a howda, which is just a platform strapped to something, so in oldy times we had them on like elephants.
"Old ways are best!" -Thorek Ironbrow, Snakebitez Warboss
that one's going in the book
7:52 he has a big tellablasta on his ship or some other piece of ork teleporta tech
It's not always about the *WAAAAGH* Garzkul, it's about the Mets
"Da Metz!"
first you getz da teef
den you getz tha mekks
den you getz da boiz!
I wonder if Orks have the concept of heresy. Because I feel that would qualify.
At 38:17 what DK is asking is a Howdah. The big basket like thing on the back of squigoths in Warhammer and Mumakill in lord of the rings.
OI GITZ ANOTHA ADEPTASS RIDIKULUS PODCAZT BOUT US BOIZ!
37:40 yes, exactly! The big platform that the Gargatuan Squiggoth has on it's back is called a howder, or HOWDA! In orkish. In the Brutal Kunnin book The Mechanicus boyz attacked one of the ork warbosses on the howder of a Gargantuan Squiggoth. It was a warboss of the Snakebites clan, i think his name was Da Viper.
The Orks are becoming like my second favorite faction
I desperately desire tzeentch content and anything with tzaangors because I love my tzaang gang gang
A howdaw is a type of saddle, it's a platform that you put on the back of a large creature so lots of people can ride it.
In lotr the Oliphant have howdaw on their back for reference
Howdah/houda
It comes from arabic it means "bed carried by a camel".
@@gebthesnek9257 that's the spelling! I was agonizing over it for ages cause I couldn't remember!
Also thanks for the etymology, it's always interested me but I have no ear for languages, can barely manage my native english
The word Freebooter comes from the german word "Freibeuter", what i always thought was just another word for Pirate, but the definition Bricky read was about right.
Deathskulls sound cool, I could collect vehicles from all factions and kitbash them into propa ork war machines.
"Taw Battersoots? Wot rubbish iz dat? Is a right proper ork deff dread! We 'ad it for years!"
"Eldar Grav-tank? Is dat a eldar panzee in dere? Naw! Dats Our boys! Dats our fighta-bomma!"
"Chaos Ennginn? Dassa Ork Enjinn! Sure da grot we stapled in dere's been actin weird but he still gitz da job done!"
I love DK's ork quotes. So glad to be blessed with so many.
Kinda sad the "Imma Tank" shirt ISN'T a tanktop. It's alright, nothin' a bit of snippin' won't fix.
It will be if you believe enough
After being able to command a sqiuggoth while playing Orks in DoW got me realise that sneakbites are up to something
If the Imperium really wished to effortlessly destroy the Orks, all they'd have to do is teach them about inflation
Not so actually, Ork teeth decompose over time so eventually they stop being useful and a population can only grow teeth so fast so there's a semi stable ratio of orks to teeth for any given group of orks
42:08 - in dawn of war on the orc campaign is literally an orc that jumps off with a jump pack into orbit screaming "WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...." then u hear nothing and a few second later you hear him coming back with the remaining "...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" and crash landing on the ground stomping everything to shit. that always amused me. Brikkfist is a fucking great orc
People think the orks are stupid, but Ork teleportation tech is actually better than the Imperium's. Ghazghkull teleported whole armies of Orks through the mass of Armageddon to the far side of the planet to take the imperial forces by surprise. To say nothing of the the Beast teleporting entire ATTACK MOONS across the galaxy. We don't talk about the time Terra had a second moon.
No they don't, they just imagine their tp tech is da best.
@@AndyTF141 Somebody needs to learn about the smartest smartboy there ever way, big boss Ghaz's personal mekhead, the legendary big mek Orkimedes.
19:08
I THINK that's supposed to be based off of the WWII/Korea/Vietnam US M2/M3 Half Track. Specifically, the M3 variant. Also, if you look at some of the lascannon AA emplacement for the Imperium, they use the M45 quad mount
ACKSHUALLY, a "Freebooter" is just another word for pirate. Hence Freebooterz is just the Orkified version of that word. Nerds.
OI FINK YOU MEAN FREEBOTA, YA GIT
@@Overlord99762 OI DOWNT FINK SO. OI GOTZ IT AWF DA WAHAPEDIA SOIT.
HOWD ON TUH PIN, FROW DUH UDDA PAUT!!!!!!
The dawn of war quotes will be stuck in my head till the day I die.
I am Omegon. This is true.
Signed Alpharius
38:00
What you are refering to is a "Howdah", which is the carriage (historically) mounted on top of an elephant. In The Lord of the Rings, that's the structure where the Haradrims are when they mount their Oliphaunt. Here in Warhammer it's basically the same thing, that's something build upon the beast
for the record, a lot of people in canada also measure their height in imperial
That hunch in an orks neck is an anchor point for massive muscle growth- like what you would see on a bison.
I can't fucking believe Shy used the "Greedy grinner™". Shy watches the psycho streamer himself.
PSYCHOTIC streamer steals ORPHAN trust fund money
I binged all the episodes in two weeks... How did I get here
It's funny. In the lore, Goffs are the biggest clan having the largest population of orks. Good luck finding them on the tabletop.
Makes sense a lot of Orks world probably want to be with the Goffs
Heard they may be popping up more,their alot better now
I get that waaagh
Dude, I always thought I was here for Bricky, but DJ was awesome!! Dude, keep making voices.
WWWWAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!
I did it, I caught up on all of the videos after I recently started watching. Now time to subscribe for the next video :)
Wanted to do death guard and everyone asked me if it's because I like meta stuff and all I want to do is perform war crimes on my enemies 😢
Its fun to watch a turn one win as an ork player dealing with being mid tier at best for a long time
Just wait until GW starts cracking down on lore channels too cause their hamfisted IP embargo isn't bad enough as it is rn...
If they come down on the lore channels, that’s gonna be the most retarded thing I ever seen.
Which is exactly why the lore channels have their days numbered cause it's exactly what GW would do.
Oh dear god no. there has to be some brain cells in GW's head at least or some pain from all the bullet holes in their foot that they caused.
The giant known as GW is merely thrashing around in its pain and panic. There is no thought
if you guys do ever do video on specific ork clans, especially the badmoons, you should see about getting gimgam glitzdakka on the show as a guest as he not that long ago made his podcast debut on another 40k podcast show
If you eat an Ork is it technically vegan?
*Sees episode title, and is reminded of the "We're the Titans" song from the animated Xena/Herculese movie*
Alright, parody song time!
We's da Orc Clans! We's da best!
We's bigger and more cunnin than the rest
An after all dem years we was at rest,
We's da Orc Clans! We's da best!
We's shoota dem and booma dem and blews dem to their knees!
Can we's boast!
We's chopa dem and shoka dem and krump dem all like fleas!
Now dey toast!
We's da Orc Clans! We's are strong!
We's knew dat we coulds beat them all along!
Dey thought dat dey could win but dey wuz wrong, wrong, wrong!
We's da Orc Clans! We's are strong!
Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
We's da Orc Clans! We's da worst!
We's meaner and so much more waaag versed!
Beakies had all da luck but now dey's cursed!
We's da Orc Clans! We's da worst!
We's pounced dem and we trounced dem and we pushed dem off the edge into da Void!
(Eh, whot's a void?)
Warroboss: And once da skull throne is truly mine (Khorn: It's mine!) da wurld wil be's destroyed!
(Khorn: I'm getting annoyed!)
We's da Orc Clans! We's rule the day!
We's make da beakies and little humies pay!
We'll toss em' to da squiggies and watch em play!
We's da Orc Clans! We's okay!
Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
Boom dakka dakka dakka, boom dakka dakka dakka, boom boom!
What iz Zooog! Please hurt me please hurt me some MOAR!!!!
Hahaha I love how you bring up the SoCal final. That shit was crazy!
What the best: Looting or lewding?
Lewding
Iz eazy: Lewting
Both is good
@@kishinasura1989 yes
@@NoOne-us9os waaaah bozz Kazshuun Azzrr'aaa knowz da way