Cumtown: "Bullying" Tom Myers

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  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    I love when he goes “they dont like puns i guess” after he didnt make a pun

    • @greyfells2829
      @greyfells2829 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It was a pun about arms and the right to bear arms, but it was so weak and tenuous that it doesn't really work.

    • @Aquaterra87
      @Aquaterra87 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He thought he was saying "take up arms"

    • @Chaelsonen
      @Chaelsonen ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@greyfells2829 ive listened to it 4 times, and while I have no doubt he thinks he tied it together like you said its so weak its basically just him saying the words american revolution, then he expects you to just brainstorm random things about it lol

    • @PaddyMcMe
      @PaddyMcMe ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@Chaelsonen That's why he's the thinking man's comedian. He doesn't spoon feed it to you like Hicks, Burr, Chappelle, etc. He makes you work for it.

    • @B.C.101
      @B.C.101 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ​@@PaddyMcMe Yeah that "bong hit transplant" quote really made me think.

  • @dedmin6119
    @dedmin6119 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Imagine buying a rotten banana and then the cashier puts you on his comedy album

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan ปีที่แล้ว +144

      your wife just had a life-saving operation, so you’re all flustered running to the closest store to buy her anything that might make her feel better and when you get to the checkout your mind is racing and you’re embarrassed at what a poor job you did of picking out food so as you half-heartedly explain what’s happening you catch both barrels to the face and are blasted with the hardest dunk of all time

    • @josephtownsend7481
      @josephtownsend7481 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@TimmyMcGowanIf I was asked if I had a bong hit transplant I would cry

    • @isosceleskramer9565
      @isosceleskramer9565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TimmyMcGowanpottery

  • @trashmoneyyt
    @trashmoneyyt ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "I've never been mean to Tom"
    "I come up with fictional bookings in the middle of the country for him."

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      When he said that line I had this vision of Tom doing standup in front of a half-dozen homeless people in the parking lot of some abandoned Kmart in Bumblefuck, Ohio because the guys made up a fake comedy festival there and booked Tom as the headliner.

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    It's so weird because all his jokes are maybe 85-90% normal setup but then they take a WILD, veering left turn at the last minute and arrive at a punchline that no other human being would use. You'd think he would land a joke once or twice by sheer accident but he NEVER does.

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tom is one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard. Unfortunately just not for the reason he wants or thinks.

    • @obsidiancrow450
      @obsidiancrow450 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      for real. the headstone setup is unironically really good but then just belly flops the landing lmfao

    • @davidlee9870
      @davidlee9870 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think Nick was right, Tom’s magnum opus is ‘Bong hit transplant’ the setup is horrible and doesn’t justify the punch line, but it is a killer line.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You know how pop/rap producers will sometimes bring in a guy who specializes in writing a hook for a song that's like 80% complete but needs a catchy chorus or riff to tie it together? Tom needs someone like that for his jokes. He sometimes actually comes up with decent foundational premises for jokes, but they just never land because his punchlines make no fucking sense. If he hired a writing partner to fix his punchlines he might actually deliver some decent material.

    • @garlottos
      @garlottos ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Liaten to the first 2 minutes of a Tom Myers vs the World podcast. He does something like a late-night talk show monologue, and the setup is there, but most of the jokes make zero sense

  • @kevinwalton1055
    @kevinwalton1055 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Tom's life is so very close to the first half of Joker's origin story.

    • @jared2Hundo
      @jared2Hundo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You fucking nailed it, haha.

    • @SimonStrange
      @SimonStrange 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It'll probably end like Joker 2

    • @TheBigLubelsky
      @TheBigLubelsky 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hopefully he also plays the part of Murray in HIS story

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@TheBigLubelsky lol why? Do you hate him like that?

    • @TheBigLubelsky
      @TheBigLubelsky 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @HenryLarson-wq2xp I don't hate him...I was just hoping he'd "nutty professor" it in his version and play ALL the parts...inevitably leading to him shooting Murray whom he would be playing simultaneously to Arthur

  • @schertt
    @schertt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    All I can think about are the 9/11 first responders running into the towers thinking "This is my job, like how Tom Myers tells jokes"

  • @SamPanamaOfficial
    @SamPanamaOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +271

    6:24 "Tom Myers, a comedian!" Some burns just sting more than others.

  • @condor237
    @condor237 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Hipster ironic talk show? Foreshadowing TAFS

    • @Erosistheonlyreal
      @Erosistheonlyreal ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was thinking the exact same thing lol! Funny how shit works out

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gets way more views too

    • @CreamedCorn2002
      @CreamedCorn2002 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Erosistheonlyrealyup

    • @Obiniu
      @Obiniu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Erosistheonlyreal as if cumtown was anything else than a hipster ironic podcast

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Hell yes. 49:00 minutes in, after all that evidence, Nick saying "I've never been mean to Tom" just completes it

  • @SaudiHaramco
    @SaudiHaramco ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Adam trying to sound smart by bringing up the myth of Sisyphus and Stav trying to sound greek by correcting him even though he has no idea what he's talking about is perfectly on brand lol

    • @pocketgrim4942
      @pocketgrim4942 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is knowing about sisyphus smart?? You learn about that in 7th grade lol

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stav is only familiar with icarus

    • @SaudiHaramco
      @SaudiHaramco ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@itsv1p3r He definitely knows all the mythological characters that are typical names for greek restaurants

    • @M.OD.21
      @M.OD.21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. Fake intellectualism is key to Stav's persona. Adam really is, kind of intelligent....but Stav is a certified f00l

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@pocketgrim4942 It's not really as much "knowing" it's applying the lessons to presumably a modern situation in a way that isn't forced, WHILE being funny. Still, it's not Albert Einstein stuff, but I bet if you asked 10 people who sisyphus was, at most like 4 would say yes. Nobody gives a shit about that stuff after 7th grade, and really nobody should unless you're like, a teacher.

  • @EmpureMedia
    @EmpureMedia ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “I’ve been dragged kicking & screaming into the year 2007” is forever burned into my psyche

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same year as the release of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

    • @patrickmartin7242
      @patrickmartin7242 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s a solid line

  • @ItsPapaEddy
    @ItsPapaEddy ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I’ve watched and listened to the bong hit transplant bit so many times, my favorite part is the tiny exhale after the punchline, followed by silent applause

    • @SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust
      @SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I love that little breath he takes.😂

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol he does it after the Hilary Clinton joke too. The autistic sigh. Chris Chan does it too

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So many comedians do that tiny exhale I can't stand it

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So many comedians do that tiny exhale I can't stand it

  • @willshields4480
    @willshields4480 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    The fact I can recite the Bong Hit Transplant bit word for word is probably an indicator I'm not where I should be in life

  • @matthewpalmer9820
    @matthewpalmer9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Nick has never bullied Tom.

  • @DeathhAU
    @DeathhAU ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Adam fills with boyish glee getting the opportunity to pile on and bully someone instead of himself

    • @NRTHRN_MVMNT
      @NRTHRN_MVMNT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's filled with boyish pee

    • @briani50
      @briani50 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @jemimallah you’re not much better. That being said, neither am I 🥲

    • @dogma7346
      @dogma7346 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      vibes of that kid who was bullied but then a new gayer kid joined class and he was promoted to the bullies bottom henchman

    • @mattsterh7740
      @mattsterh7740 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@jemimallah you shouldnt be defending your 30 year old son ms friedman

    • @johnnymolinski1881
      @johnnymolinski1881 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'bugish' glee.

  • @mimbo2479
    @mimbo2479 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Tom Myers is unironically funny, he just doesn't know it

    • @phokit3459
      @phokit3459 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      But if he ever realizes it, he won’t be.

    • @ItsPapaEddy
      @ItsPapaEddy ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He’s post-post-ironic comedy. Layers and layers of unknown genius

    • @Joemama-so1hu
      @Joemama-so1hu ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Bong hit transplant” you think that’s unironicaly funny,….

    • @MadJackChurchill1312
      @MadJackChurchill1312 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Red Scare but not annoying.

    • @ervin7178
      @ervin7178 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Joemama-so1huif someone famous said that everyone would think it was funny and it would get a big laugh from the crowd

  • @JamiesonMcGowan
    @JamiesonMcGowan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "I'm in a bit of a weird mood myself"

  • @CosmicL407
    @CosmicL407 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    They guy yelling "yeah and woo" is literally nick Mullen

  • @childsoIdier
    @childsoIdier ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Ive tried pot

    • @NRTHRN_MVMNT
      @NRTHRN_MVMNT ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But have you had a bong hit transplant

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've tried sex

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Nick said “I’ve never said anything bad about Tom” after nearly an hour of saying bad things about Tom

  • @ricknochefort4941
    @ricknochefort4941 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Hearing them laugh in the background makes Tom 10 times funnier.

  • @mattwilliams1751
    @mattwilliams1751 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I literally had Tom Meyers deliver my food on DoorDash today. Mind you, this is in Bel air MD. I asked him why he was dashing and he said it was “for insurance purposes” lol. Also I’m gay

    • @brothermanner
      @brothermanner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      For legal reasons

  • @Tyler-qh9jm
    @Tyler-qh9jm ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "your hairline starts at the back of your earlobes"
    brutal

  • @zapnoxo5058
    @zapnoxo5058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    DAAAD, i asked for a GPS!

  • @ravage238
    @ravage238 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I’ve tried pot” lmfao

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love hiw he says it like it makes him cool, that he _tried_ pot, one of the easiest and tamest drugs to get into.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@mrscruffles801 It's not even really a "drug" at this point. It's legal (or basically legal) in like half the US now. Smoking weed is not a countercultural thing anymore, it's mainstream.

    • @bokoura
      @bokoura 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@drrockkso8882 The word "drug" has nothing to do with legality or counterculture.

    • @2200Stinger
      @2200Stinger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@drrockkso8882Tom is still mentally in 2006 when there was no legalization

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I literally discovered Tom Myer's today but he has immediately becomes an all time comedic great for me.
    The guy genuinely needs to be celebrated, it's a minor tragedy that Tom Myers isn't beloved the same way Tommy Wiseau is.
    The thing with Tom, as with all great comedians, is that the more analysis and context that can be provided for the jokes the funnier they become.
    Once you begin to appreciate his manic, schizophrenic rationale and philosophy of humour you see that there is very real method to his madness.
    Despite all cursory indications he is NOT bombing on stage and just flapping his gums to make up time because he's so overwhelmed by the moment. Tom Myers is a SERIOUS comic, and JUST like ANY Firefighter rescuing people from burning buildings he too is a master of his, most vital and socially important, calling. Just ask him!

    • @zooweemama911
      @zooweemama911 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I’m gay.

    • @wodidos
      @wodidos ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well put, he‘s truly an artist. Also I‘m gay

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That rules. It's also gay.

    • @bentolinmaddox9806
      @bentolinmaddox9806 ปีที่แล้ว

      Follow his socials. He’s a toxic and mindless stooge. He makes it VERY hard to like him, even if it’s an ironic affinity.

    • @bionicle2122
      @bionicle2122 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@j.bar3.077what he's saying is you and I should make out

  • @mikeg4691
    @mikeg4691 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    13:40, literally one of the latest episodes of tafs, Nick, as a 35 year old man, complained about how a little bit of pee gets into his pants after pissing.

  • @Joyceages
    @Joyceages ปีที่แล้ว +81

    TOM MYERS: A COMEDIAN

  • @Farmgoth
    @Farmgoth ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The "being Hillary's intern but I quit smoking" bit has potential.

  • @Happ567
    @Happ567 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Literally the reincarnation of bill hicks… if he was dropped as a baby and also gay

    • @TheRepublicOfJohn
      @TheRepublicOfJohn ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dropped as a baby? Yes. Gay? No👏 chance 👏 queen 👏

  • @eedoamitay3341
    @eedoamitay3341 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The most interesting thing to me is the subtle respect Nick gives to Tom as a comedian to at least attempt to do the jokes the way Tom performs them, with the cadence and timing, I think on some level Nick really does consider him a friend or long-time acquaintance

  • @jahram9940
    @jahram9940 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Its .. what i do"

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that he refers to standup as his "job". Tom, your job is 7-11 cashier. Standup is your hobby.

  • @jared2Hundo
    @jared2Hundo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The bong hit transplant joke actually hits, lmfao.

  • @therearenonamesinthevoid5772
    @therearenonamesinthevoid5772 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Bullying? More like undeserved publicity for a fellow comic.

  • @onanotherlevel85
    @onanotherlevel85 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Walked past Tom in the wild two days ago and will forever be bummed I didn’t stop him for a picture. He was wearing a COVID mask so I couldn’t be sure it was him, but messaged him on Instagram later and he confirmed it was.

  • @AardvarkProductionsZach
    @AardvarkProductionsZach ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "It's like getting pulled over by Sam's club" hearing that just now, me currently almost through my shift at Sam's Club, nearly put me in cardiac arrest

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tom Myers is one of those compulsive liars who thinks people believe what he's saying, but really it's just that the stories he makes up are so boring and pointless that no one even cares enough to bother questioning them.

  • @eraserhead8646
    @eraserhead8646 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "...some hipster ironic talk show..." Sounds like the Adam friedland show

  • @denhamjeanz8038
    @denhamjeanz8038 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My mind is so filled with gay thoughts that I only just realized the hillary clinton joke is insinuating that he wants to eat out hillary clinton in the oval office which I'm not at all surprised by

    • @mrniceguy7168
      @mrniceguy7168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      How didn’t you notice that? What, did you have a bong hit transplant?

  • @tomsnowden6201
    @tomsnowden6201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This guy straight up tried to make a bill hicks set, he does certain tones and delivery that is DIRECTLY lifted from hicks. But he's not funny or clever.

    • @txblly1055
      @txblly1055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Tom Myers is a genius

    • @matthewpalmer9820
      @matthewpalmer9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No one knows what you're trying to say.

    • @HinDoongEe
      @HinDoongEe ปีที่แล้ว

      With Tom, how do you take the comedian alter ego of Alex Jones and become a staunch democrat who wants to have sex with Hillary Clinton?

    • @thesmogo
      @thesmogo ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Hicks is kinda lame tbh

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesmogoonly because of the people who worship him

  • @TakeNoteOfThat
    @TakeNoteOfThat ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tom does that weakling sigh thing after any joke he thinks might have been bordering on bad taste.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tom's standup is like 95% corny dad jokes but in his mind he genuinely thinks he's doing really edgy, controversial material.

  • @peterlarkin626
    @peterlarkin626 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I think the British are coming dudes!

  • @Matt-zp4oc
    @Matt-zp4oc ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ive never been more worried about a guy going bananas mode and killing a podcaster LMAO

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you mean excited

    • @hashvendetta7226
      @hashvendetta7226 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@BarackLesnar I agree. There is only one catharsis.

    • @tropicaljupiter
      @tropicaljupiter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dirty bananas mode

    • @atmbcito
      @atmbcito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tropicaljupitermouldy bananas mode

    • @IZA_Grey
      @IZA_Grey 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      He'd fail at it too. Which will be hilarious

  • @cuniculi666
    @cuniculi666 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I think the British are coming dude

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's funnier in written form

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@janberkemeier7406Because in written form you can imagine it being delivered in a funny way. When Tom says it you have no choice but to hear Tom's delivery.

  • @deezyD93
    @deezyD93 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I also love Luis inviting Tom on RAP and Tim Dillon and Luis just roast tom the entire episode 😂

  • @Mechomittencaterpillar
    @Mechomittencaterpillar ปีที่แล้ว +136

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tom Myers. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical listener’s head. There's also Tom’s schizophrenic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bill Hicks’s stand-up, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tom Myers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tom’s existential catchphrase “Bong-Hit Transplant” which itself is a cryptic reference to the American Pot Revolution. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tom Myers’s genius wit unfolds itself on their streaming platforms. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Tom Myers tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • @hughlion1817
      @hughlion1817 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hell yeah dude

    • @Mechomittencaterpillar
      @Mechomittencaterpillar ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, I’m gay.

    • @blakecharres
      @blakecharres ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@camerontriplett9199 Hey yeah dude you're as gay as Adam is cool.

    • @kurtv7638
      @kurtv7638 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marvellous

    • @colonialstraits1069
      @colonialstraits1069 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re clearly not as smart as you think you are and any woman that would allow herself to be alone with you, is about 5 IQ points below you.

  • @CurtisC685
    @CurtisC685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Tom is working with like the OS of Brick from anchorman. He’s the type of guy to say “remember when I had that dream that one time”

  • @MileHighMagic42069
    @MileHighMagic42069 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:16
    I want to recut that Tool
    song that opens with the Bill Hicks bit about famous musians and drugs and replace it with Bong Hit Transplant

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why has no one put the Joker music over Tom Myers stand up?

  • @jpomz1
    @jpomz1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like Adam making fun of Tom for pissing and shitting himself when Adam shit himself on mic

  • @cindervarela5118
    @cindervarela5118 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I really think that there should be a Tom myers cameo in the new joker movie.

  • @montrealbreakcore3241
    @montrealbreakcore3241 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as much as I try to challenge myself, I can't imagine what I could come up with to beat "bong hit transplant" in any possible regard

  • @Azrael__
    @Azrael__ ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is a true art form, making jokes so bad that it's funny how terrible they are.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the future of comedy right here, just bomb so spectacularly that it loops around to being funny again

    • @Verbose-ir7sf
      @Verbose-ir7sf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrscruffles801hat’s literally what Tim Heidecker does as a set, but it’s actually funny

    • @maegnificant
      @maegnificant ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Verbose-ir7sfoh you beat me to it. I found it funny tbh.

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Verbose-ir7sfthen he didnt commit to the bit, you cant make the room but half good, thats just a terrible film, what makes shit like the room good is that its unaware of why its bad, but informed enough to make every wrong decision, car accidents happen every day and go unoticed by most of the world, a building falls over and its written about in the history books

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @coreygolpheneee Yeah, The Room is fascinating not just because it's poorly-made, but because of all the bizzare choices Tommy Wiseau made throughout the production, like: every character exclusively referring to Lisa as Johnny's "future wife" instead of just using the word "fiancee" like normal people do; having a random scene where the guys play football in tuxedos for no reason; building a fake rooftop set and greenscreening a city skyline background instead of just shooting on an actual rooftop, etc. Every scene in the film is filled with strange and unnecessary details like this make you constantly wonder what Wiseau was thinking when he decided to do it that way.

  • @System-ly6de
    @System-ly6de ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is one of the funniest videos on the internet idc

  • @trancebodega2739
    @trancebodega2739 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Tom is Nick. literally zero evidence has surfaced over all these years that they arent the same person

    • @PaytonsOwnProductions
      @PaytonsOwnProductions 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This changes everything. I'm so incredibly gay.

  • @sweethen
    @sweethen ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If it wasn't for the boys I would have NEVER learned about "bong hit transplant" and my life would have been much less fulfilled.

  • @cxsey8587
    @cxsey8587 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tom Myers, the original redditor

  • @rileybobbert6527
    @rileybobbert6527 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the only thing more boring than watching soccer is watching someone play a soccer management game

    • @CreamedCorn2002
      @CreamedCorn2002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soccer isn’t boring

    • @rileybobbert6527
      @rileybobbert6527 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CreamedCorn2002 compared to every other sport it is

    • @acksawblack
      @acksawblack 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rileybobbert6527yank

  • @PeterBondeVillain
    @PeterBondeVillain ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love your little autistic mouse spasms you do when you score in the game, good for you dude

  • @coolandimpressive
    @coolandimpressive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    That speed monitored by aircraft bit is a jerry seinfeld bit

    • @condor237
      @condor237 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Seinfeld NEVER speeds in a school zone

    • @pingas2467
      @pingas2467 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@condor237 boy are my arms tired

    • @Backswell
      @Backswell ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No wonder why it sucked

    • @Chaelsonen
      @Chaelsonen ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I prefer kramers take on it.

    • @alpharoo2581
      @alpharoo2581 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pingas2467 guess this comment section isn't a fan of puns

  • @conorfynes
    @conorfynes หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's like an AI model was trained on 30 second TV spots for comedy specials from 1998-2008 and then left to feedback on itself for a few million iterations, and then went to 7/11 to scrutinize peoples' snack purchases. There's an uncanny quality to the man's utterances that is nigh impossible to replicate.

  • @reeetawd
    @reeetawd ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tom is a gift from God that none of us deserve

  • @wendigo2442
    @wendigo2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The fucking graves

  • @Zumbah2
    @Zumbah2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "after you smoke pot you do not feel like going off and starting a revolution" yes tom i do

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What exactly is the payoff of Tom’s “intern in Hillary’s White House” joke supposed to be? That he wants her to be president so that he could be her intern, so that she can molest him with a cigar to get back at Bill? I really want to know- what part did he intend to be funny?

    • @Goldarlives
      @Goldarlives 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The idea that a grown man wants to perform cunnilingus on Hilary Clinton and he says it like we’re supposed to find it appealing

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      cigar is all I can think of too

  • @ItsToColdInMN
    @ItsToColdInMN ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Hipster Ironic talk show” you mean the adam friedland show? We’ve really come full circle

  • @Wnick56
    @Wnick56 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He wants to be bill hicks so bad it hurts

  • @bobbyjuan2091
    @bobbyjuan2091 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that bullying him is just playing unedited audio of him doing standup

  • @brandonwilkinson893
    @brandonwilkinson893 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Tom Meyers is a comedian's comedian's comedian😂😂😂

  • @OneHellOfASandwich
    @OneHellOfASandwich 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That “but uh” bit was funnier than him actually saying a joke

  • @SherryNiles1312
    @SherryNiles1312 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Tom has zero sense of humor over his sudden explosion in popularity because of this haha . He’s delusional and it’s hilarious

  • @Chromeize
    @Chromeize ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can count the anount of laughs he got during that "set".. theres bombing, and then there's THAT.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The tombstone story was pretty funny.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The tombstone story is actually a lot darker than Tom realizes. Tom thinks his dad pre-purchasing his gravestone and burial plot is simply his dad being weird. He doesn't realize that his dad did this because he knows Tom will never have a wife or kids, so when Tom eventually dies there won't be any next of kin around to handle his funeral arrangements. So his parents are making those arrangements now, while they're still alive, in preparation for the inevitable future in which their son dies alone with no one to bury him.
      The gravestone story is painfully tragic and depressing in a way Tom doesn't even understand.

    • @thomasdapig6974
      @thomasdapig6974 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@drrockkso8882😭thats terrible

    • @atmbcito
      @atmbcito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@drrockkso8882Ermm... Dad..! I Asked for a GPS!! 😂😂😂

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tom is an honorary member of Cumtown

  • @MrSleepyweezul
    @MrSleepyweezul ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So I'll admit, I wasn't really paying attention to this until they played the clip of Tom at the show. I didn't pick up on the sarcasm, so I thought they were just talking up some friend of theirs... But once I actually heard the man himself... Holy fuck, dude. I have never cringelaughed harder in my gay, small-penised life.

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah I’m having to listen to the beginning again because I didn’t really have any idea what they were talking about either and kind of tuned it out lol then I was like “holy shit what is this”

  • @genxerfool9797
    @genxerfool9797 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Strong Paul giamatti vibes

  • @RH_Chillin
    @RH_Chillin ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tom Meyers humor gives me a real Chris Chan kinda vibe. Why do they call it pepper spray if it's not pepper? Kinda shit

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "You don't have to tell me twice! But back in the stone age..." 😂

  • @crofty_92
    @crofty_92 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yeah, i'm in kind of a weird mood myself.

  • @007megaoof
    @007megaoof 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How does Tom consistently has the most boring/safe takes of 2007 every-time?

  • @randomando9448
    @randomando9448 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tom Myers’s scared me talking about where I used to work

  • @taylorjonesL
    @taylorjonesL ปีที่แล้ว +32

    His revolutionary war pot thing bit is clearly trying to do a Bill Hicks type thing the writing, timing and stage presence are just off, Bill could take that premise and make it work.

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even trying the mouth sound effects like Bill did and still getting it wrong

    • @NitroLemons
      @NitroLemons ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you're right, it definitely feels like something he might do

    • @Creed_fan_69
      @Creed_fan_69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s essentially the bill hicks bit about pot and road rage

  • @Tomyboy1897
    @Tomyboy1897 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A hipster ironic talk show. Sounds gay. I'm very interested

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bong Hit Transplant sounds like a reggae band mon and da ganja keep growin for jah mon

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e ปีที่แล้ว +5

      De lord put de ganja in de eart it is a healthy erb

  • @jlol933
    @jlol933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After this video I genuinely wanna go watch more Tom myers stand up.

  • @SpiritOfMontgomery
    @SpiritOfMontgomery 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the FM gameplay, cause i genuinely listen to this while playing lmao

  • @michaelclark1811
    @michaelclark1811 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tom Meyers is the only comedian that’s ever made Mullen laugh

  • @flyingeyefpv
    @flyingeyefpv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Tom Myers, a comeediaan!”

  • @cmolaskeyj
    @cmolaskeyj ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the once and future king

  • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
    @user-ie8qp9gj4p ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was just thinking of mom tyres! Thanks ghosts in the algorithm

  • @lukepedersen9681
    @lukepedersen9681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazy how this opens w nick describing the Adam Friesland show

  • @cmccuan
    @cmccuan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This podcast has inspired me to be a connoisseur of garbage as a profession.

  • @robertbogan7557
    @robertbogan7557 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait nick took the "i think the british are coming dude" from tom meyers??

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i'm gay

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r ปีที่แล้ว +31

    They dont like puns i dont think 😐

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom “Go Ahead” Myers

  • @GriffinDuyThespian
    @GriffinDuyThespian ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lmaoooooooo i did a few mics & shows with him in DC and one time he made a joke about the host then tried to riff a punchline about his mom's tits when the host couldn't have been a nicer jovial dude 😅fuckin madams organ dude

  • @Heegy1
    @Heegy1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stavs cackling at 27:27 is fucking amazing

  • @CurtisC685
    @CurtisC685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He’s like the real version of the hack comedian from the sopranos

  • @timecode37
    @timecode37 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Truly a comics comic

  • @agking50
    @agking50 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Missing the part where they talk about Tom Myers stealing Frankie Boyle’s jokes and Scottish accent
    Premium Episode 85 @ 38:30

    • @netryeder
      @netryeder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks, you answered my question. There used to be a Tom compilation with this material added, but it has been removed and I have been looking for this. Still looking for the clip with back-to-back Frankie Boyle and Tom material making it 100% obvious Tom stole the bit and even the accent.