The Boys talk about Trump
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มิ.ย. 2024
- 00:00 Ep. 6 Not Soon Enough
3:28 Ep. 26 CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!
8:54 Ep. 63 ive calmed down
9:54 Ep. 98 Adam's birthday
12:31 Ep. 109 Meggets and Terds
13:23 Ep. 126 so I cant eat spicy food anymore
22:21 Ep. 128 Can You Smell
25:08 Ep. 135 gaming adam
27:16 Ep. 143 Empire
29:37 Ep. 153 m4a legislatoin NOW
31:07 Ep. 175 epardy
35:49 Ep. 179 drama
36:33 Ep. 192 Phased
Outro Music By: / normiedeagler
Game: Starcraft 2 - ตลก
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"Goofy Elizabeth is going to keep lying about being Pocahontas." I'm in fucking stitches.
It’s so much funnier because she had to apologize to a bunch of actual native people for lying about it lmao
I loved that one meme Trump posted of a mosquito and how it was enough to suck out Elizabeth Warren's native american blood lmao
@@digitalcthulhu143 🤣
Her Wikipedia section about her Native American claim is under “public image” instead of “controversy”. What a cop out.
Remember someone found a recipe in the cookbook she sold named, "Pow Wow Chow?"
Lul
Adam's opening is the greatest advertisement for the cocaine ever.
when's the next upload????
"Hes hideous"
"He wears weaves"
So i guess adam doesnt wana take trumps dick.
Best TH-camr ever
Wilburger a cumboi ♡
Him and Nick should get back on the blow and do it openly on the pod like the old days.
On rare occasions, Adam achieves an almost human-level of energy in conversations. It’s surreal.
Really earning those six figures.
it's ALWAYS politics. That's his thing
@@Sam-uk4mb yeah I think Adam would just rather be on Chapo at all times
Before the pod beat him into the ground
He's a insurgent for israel, he's one of them Black Hebrews
Fuck me. They get a mill out of this?
Adams actually funny. This must have been the before nick and stav crushed his fragile spirit
I am not familiar. This must have been back when they were hungry and had to be creative. I started (and stopped) listening in 2020.
Now if the clips show up, I give 'em a listen but fuck trying to keep up with this crap each week.
I think he's bouncing back. 2021 is the year of the bug.
He just sucks at improvising sober. Coked up Adam can improvise way better
"stav just ate a tum like a candy"
it's the coke
early coke adam is intense
its dope. Its too bad Adam's not always on coke
Cool Adam would do a lot of coke
Ah i was wondering why Adam seemed fully awake
He's definitely got the nostrils for it.
God damn, looks like Adam's brood is multiplying.
Laugh tracks are basically obsolete, so I propose that we now call them Stav tracks. Stav could record himself laughing for about an hour straight, and sell that shit.. Kick back and collect his royalties.
Someone needs to take a normal laugh track and mix Stav's laugh into it in the background
@@bongjovi2727 Yesss!
Someone put STAV laugh over Big Bang Theory. Seem if it helps.
Yes someone do all these things
If he included Rich Evans in a deluxe package he’d make a killing
Nick’s Trump impression is 80’s Mickey Rourke’s voice with Trump’s cadence & inflections. I am a homosexual man
Same
To infinity and I’m gay
Precisely.
Fucking hell coke Adam is a complete 180 to his standard self
It's rad
It's really annoying and awkward
@@jugo1944 I find it a nice change of pace, where normally Adam seems like he lacks self esteem
Yeah it helps the bugs energy and confidence for sure
@@OCMOOO That's what coke does
lol dude excellent
Being gay is the absolute funniest thing a person can possibly be
@CheapoBrand FruitPunch it’s the curly hair right ?
Nah lesbians are funnier
@@enniomorricone359 nah being alive is way funnier
@@enniomorricone359 Women can't be funny
Based
"Airplane Movies"
Stav: "Air Bud"
Man, if Cool Adam gets nominated he would absolutely win
Cool Adam 2024: make America dank again.
hell yeah dude
@ the audiobook would be hrs of vocal fry
He is only candidate that can get the gay community behind him.
Yeah he's cool till he he gets elected but then he's a fuckin nerd again
Adam was so much more involved in early episodes
He was also hooked on Cocaine
@@Tydye254 and didn't have his heart broken by two women he trusted way too much
The secret is the put a bug zapper in the room and he can't concentrate now
They thankfully bullied him to not talk so much
@@HassanSra Real talk, poor guy.
I would love “This is the Fucking News” as a full show.
_with your host Aye-Dono_
“Hilary Clinton was dorky improv & Trump was
Legit standup.” That’s my favorite analogy explaining the 2016 debates lol 😆
Exactly. They both suck
I love how Adam is always predicting wrong
Why do you think he hangs out with gents? You think he was kicked out of the club by choice?
He was right about trump being a virus
Not everyone of that diaspora is born into the upper echelon…
It’s not like every Italian is born into the mob lol
"Dasha would never cheat on me"
Honestly, if Stephen Colbert really wanted to make his endless cavalcade of Trump bits funny he should have brought back Stephen Colbert and made him a diehard fan of Trump, since Trump is exactly the kind of president that Stephen Colbert was built to support
That would be too clever for his target audience now, just pure dem propaganda
@@damboulton Probably, even back in the day he got in alot of shit from somw of the dumber lefties. Would be nice if he could return to that older style, it would hurt him on some levels but I feel like it might be worth it overall.
Colbert Report was the smartest, funniest, most original show we'd seen in years, and he traded it in for late night; the corniest, easiest, cheapest, color-by-numbers hack entertainment possible. One of the great wastes of the last decade.
@@damboulton youre gay dude
@@ab8817 we're all gay here, son.
i love it when nick isnt happy with how little attention the boys gave one of his bits so he'll demand they go back and work on it some more lol
I think it’s more he’s trying to kill time so he wants to get as much out of a bit as possible before having to think of other stuff
@@mranderson718 nah man. Nick is in love with himself. Hence why he gets annoyed when Adam has a great bit that overshadows his own.
@@squigpeels.1021 agreed
Nick may not have the Trump voice, but he got the inflections and mannerism down perfectly
Zach Hadel is my GOAT.
@@FellishBeast it's uncannily good
@@FellishBeast "I said there were kids in cages, and I said you know what I'm ok with this!" Lmfao when they were playing dk country 2 and they talk about the light bringer getting his ass kicked at a Trump rally
@@bagingospringo4396 get him out of here! Get him the hell out of here! No don’t give him his jacket!
He's a genius, honestly. I can't believe the absolute gold he comes up with just stream of consciousness.
And yeah zach hadels trump is great but he's a darn nationalist i tell ya.
Nick's Trump impression slowly transformed from the one everyone does to actual Trump over 5 years
Time stamps make panties damp, gentlemen.
Never forget that.
Gross
@@chanty2192 If you make timestamps all day, you are certainly gay
There, now that's better for the both of us
If that talk about going "full autism" was a riff, then the SC2 gameplay is the bass.
Downsald Trump is one of Nick's best bits.
Downsold and hes jewish and down syndrome
possibly one of the best, ever
nick was jealous of Adams natural charisma so he stole his cocaine supply
“Let’s TAKE BACK the n word!”
“Brian. Stop.”
Obama, Hillary YOU ARE FIRED!
OBUH MUH, RIRRIRY U R FIHAD!
Man, if Trump had granted that young king's wish I would've had no choice but to put the red hat on.
*FIIIHHWWAAARDDD OBAMA AN HIWERWEE!!!*
Trump YOU ARE FIRED!
“There’s a lot of 90’s movies based in the air…Con Air, Broken Arrow…”
Stav: “Air Bud” lmao
“This one was made for just us gay Guyz!”-Very Gay Actor Vince Vaughn
So I started listening to Cumtown not long ago after randomly coming across Nick’s Steven Seagal movie rant on TH-cam. I’m legitimately weirded out by how different their energy is in these older clips. Specifically Adam. He’s much more involved, confident and funny in older clips. I know he’s gone through some shit over the last few years, and actually being able to hear the clear change in personality is really depressing to me
What did hw go through.
fiance cheated
mom died of cancer
He used to record high on cocaine, now he doesn't. There's a solution.
old cumtown = coke adam. New cumtown = no coke adam
I love how on every "old clip" every now and then a fan says that the boys are on cocaine. Hear one sniff in the background? COKE!!! Young people being dumb and gay around each other? COKE!!! Bro, they did one or two EARLY episodes where they openly "did" coke.
Stave single candidly has the power of an entire studio audience.
"Single candidly"? Is that like a thousand island stare?
@@mightymodo Their jokes always make me Snickers.
@@Telepathic-Spider nice
@@mightymodo cum town is filmed in front of a live studio casserole
Honey hamdedly
Wow this was before they transformed their ongoing bit to bagging on Adam. It's weird to hear them interact like this.
Love that you make these clips man. Love you TH-cam man. This show is so goddamn good
Goddamn, so funny how stav stops the bit by being a PC coont but somehow Adam is blamed for ruining bits.
"When the elections over it'll be nice"
Rofl
Quote didn't age well
If there would've been any honest news and bipartisanship. It would have been an amazing 4, 8 consecutive years.
Fuck me it ruined the internet and half the material written by American comedians for 4 years..
@@drumboarder1 Yeah but it went pretty well for regular people. By basically every single economic metric. You can hate the guy, and I don’t particularly like him, but we were better off four years ago. For people who actually pay taxes, pay for child care, pay property taxes, buying homes, buying groceries, for regular normal people it was better.
Coke makes Adam sound like a Minecraft TH-camr getting his audience hyped up
the difference in energy in all of their voices is wild
I was thinking the other day Trump might honestly be the funniest guy of all time, he was already funny before becoming President but the fact that you had that guy become the most powerful person in the world, probably losing his mind a bit too in office elevated him to another level
I think he handled it fine, obviously tunnel visioned with the economy - unsurprising though considering he’s known as a businessman.
Biden however, that guy’s going to plummet your country into a shithole, less than 6 months and he’s fucking so much up; quite glorious to watch
@@rjtrjt3645 I don’t care I was just talking about him being funny
@@rjtrjt3645 i dont know if you are being sarcástic
@@marcoolmedo1967 why would I be sarcastic? Biden’s a walking corpse who’s clearly bent on driving your country into the floor
@@rjtrjt3645 - Shutting down our fuel pipelines while clearing the way for Russian ones. Gas prices up 50% in less than 6 months. Inflation running out of control. People refusing to work. Our enemies getting bolder and openly mocking us... but the faces on my screens told me to be happy about all of this because at least that terrible rude man who was doing a good job is gone, so I am!
I literally play Starcraft while listening to cum town. I thought I was the only one lol
I figuratively play the skin flute while being literally gay. Literally.
Do you play brood war
@@uuuueber brood war is the only way to go--asl season 11 baby
Really cool of you uploading your grandma’s Starcraft gameplay for this video.
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I’m Donald Gay Trump and I’m gay
And the left love the gays 🤫
@@BigtimeSCARFACE This whole podcast is about being gay
@@Lgbtfortnite with your dad
... and I'm Barack Obama
Hello Brad
Adam used to do something, huh
Nick actually respected Adam when he was on coke.
Lmao probably not a good sign
Wow this stav guy might know about the story of icarus, it definitely wouldn’t annoy me if he referenced it whenever possible
Adam throwing down the fight song was funny
“This is what we want; the trans teens need black slaves”.
Damn early Adam was annoying. I can see why Nick and stav started bullying him
I love how Adam tried to make a joke about how he doesn't contribute and it didn't land
Karate billionaires. So good
I'd love to see that dude tell Obama he's fired. I would probably poop my pants from laughing.
It's legit a cool tune. Whoever made this should have made a full length track from it. I would buy it.
Cool tune? You a bot?
@@GretSeat Yes I am. I'm a robot.
@@GretSeatare you a child of divorce?
11:46 "the beans, they make you fart. That's pretty funny, I'll give em' that, it is pretty funny" Lmfao
..."Public radio...which I did for a year..." 😂🤫❤
-the Stav
Great channel for old bits
you showed me benny troung
you play the games i like
Koala Tea content my guy
Hell yeah. Benny Troung is the best
My dumb ass thought "Koala Tea" was some Protoss line I couldn't remember.
@@QU4Dvideos lmao
@@StevenSeagull who tf is Benny Troung
@@QU4Dvideos En Taro Koala Tea
This is such a good example of how Nick is an actual comedian. He's doing sick Trump bits while Adam can't stop pissing his pants when Trump is brought up
I'm gay
hell yeah dude
What's that feel like?
Clit Burgeoning Gay
15:56 Stav saying what we all thought about during those four years. Just getting that dumptruck flipped, smashed and recycled at the yard.
listen, i pull my pants down - slam dunk!
I miss starcraft
Great 1 guys…thanks
From Canada 🇨🇦.
I like how Stav's opinion of the Colbert report did a complete 180 in the span of less than 2 months.
Colbert did become gay though, so
@@Nick_J_ You sayin' that like it's a bad thing?
Colbert became a lot worse
@@StudioScarecrow Nah. I'm glad Jon Stewart is retired because he has gone from annoying to completely insufferable. Colbert just mellowed out with his wife and kids, no shame in that.
Hi everybody, I’m Gay Actor Michael Douglass.
How very gay of you
My eeassss.
No your not
This man is an imposter.
@@willshogren1987 he looks like more of an N-poster to me but yeah
Damn Adam was topping on this one. Nowadays he's topping from the bottom... I love white women like Adam.
he ain't white
@@aseemawad4294 I heard he identifies as white inches
@@aseemawad4294 neither are you Aseem
Hell yeah dude
ty for the starcraft
I actually remember when food stamps was actual paper money. The gov't changed it because cashiers keep getting them confused with real money and paying back in real money, not food stamps. Now idk how cashiers could fuck it up. The paper was like yellow and orange and shit.
That is the only trump impression I've ever laughed at 😂
Same, it's mainly cause it wasn't coming from a whiny loser who can't stop crying. He took the essence of Trump's speech patterns and turned it on a few topics.
Watch shane gillis
“You think people would listen would listen if he said go outside and kill”
*uh-oh*
Apparently not lol
If only.
Christ, I wish
Obama hilary you are fired! Get'em Donald Duck! 😁😁😁
His trump impression sounds like a mix of Trump and Nathan, the differently abled character from South Park, mostly at the start. I love it ❤
3:28 “Bododootdootsbododoot bABUMPANUHBUMPBUH This is the FUKN news” is seared into my head for eternity
Thanks Steve
Lost it when Nick purposefully mispronounced Antietam for the bit, after pronouncing it correctly a second before.
I cant seem to find this post mentioned in in 2:18
Alpha Adam is pimpiing out these 2 betas
Thank you this is great
cumtown radicalized me
watched two episodes now im getting 1488 tatted on my forehead
The gay trump bit is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
this clip compilation is fucking fire
Adam is a broken man now
The warriors reference this is so 2016
Good outro
mr.trump hem hem thanks for the long uploads
Adam actually predicted “listen to science”
Stephen Colbert's got the saddest character arc for any entertainer alive today.
Years later Adam is still stealing the news lmao
All this needs is the bit about building the empire state building out of lego
When did this originally air?
“This is the fuckin news”
The best compilation ive seen of cumtown so far
why u put protoss campaign in the background lol
Is there a long verstion of the outro?
Dope harmony @7:20 lmao
Her zero gravity iron lung she lives in
What happened to 69.9 The Bust? How am I supposed to fall asleep tonight?
This is great.
How bout instead of Art of the Deal it's Fart of the Deal
Shart On A Seal, arf arf arf arf! BRAAAP
Thought this came from the Eric Andre show for a sec
Nice Starcraft
6:04 My Favourite Bit
God Nick Mullen and Zach Hadel just have the best trump voice
"laser tag with real guns"
Like when Mr. Baldwin uses a ‘prop’ gun to shoot and kill a bitch? Amirite?