Why Don't People Duel Anymore (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @wotntarnation3012
    @wotntarnation3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20395

    I feel like the fact that pistols actually became accurate vs missing 90% of the time also became a factor

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

      The point of a duel was to prove that you were willing to risk your life to back up your words.
      It was not about winning. It wasn't even about being right. It was to prove one's honour and integrity.

    • @langhamp8912
      @langhamp8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Dueling with smoothbore pistols at 20 paces is brave, but with rifled pistols it's extremely dangerous for both men. Something like 50 Missouri State representatives were killed after 1800 to about 1840, just from duels, mostly from rifled pistols, with both parties getting shot.

    • @zollen123
      @zollen123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      @@davidwuhrer6704 honour and integrity are more important than reasoning and right?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      @@zollen123 It can certainly be interpreted that way. During the culture clash, many otherwise honourable young men refused to have honour for this reason.
      But it actually just meant that your integrity was far more important than your life.
      Though it does not necessarily mean that you couldn't admit when you're wrong. As I said: It was not about winning. It was to prove that you are a man of his word.
      The idea was that no gentleman would say anything lightly or carelessly; insulting someone by word or action carried the risk to lose one's life or - worse - one's honour (and with it one's rights and privileges, which also affected one's family).
      The biggest insult was to be refused satisfaction, because that meant you were seen as not worth standing up to; as beneath the challenged one's honour and standing.
      So even if you were wrong, and ready to admit it, you still had to be willing to put your life on the line first, or your admission would have been meaningless.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      @@langhamp8912 There seems to be a huge overlap between bravery and being suicidal.

  • @aarondaines6067
    @aarondaines6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4069

    The last duel in Canada took place between two gentlemen fighting over a lady, where one man fainted, the other apologized, and it was later discovered neither gun had been loaded.
    Canada.

    • @mtfnoelle
      @mtfnoelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      average Canadian duel:

    • @MTcfua
      @MTcfua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      Most violent duel to happen in Canada:

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      the most savage Canadian barbarians

    • @cooperthehunter3781
      @cooperthehunter3781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sorry incorrect duels are still happen it's to see who can drink the most maple syrup most duelers die of diabetes eh? I'm real sorry bud

    • @challacustica9049
      @challacustica9049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This is extremely Canadian

  • @MK-je7kz
    @MK-je7kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11926

    - The choice is yours, sir: Sword or pistol?
    - Sword. The weapon of a gentleman
    - As you wish. That leaves the pistol for the other gentleman

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Watching this with subtitles is a whole other experience. I didn't learn a whole lot about duelling, but I am now an expert on jeweling, jailing and Zhu Ling.

    • @lalolanda3996
      @lalolanda3996 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      "the jews slowly became out of fashion" i laughted my ass off

    • @manunavoni7666
      @manunavoni7666 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I couldn't focus on the video at all because I kept laughing 😂

    • @HK-pq7pe
      @HK-pq7pe ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And julian

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Jewing"
      "there was concerns in the church that many people using Jews as a means to legally commit suicide"
      "drooling etiquettes were written in the 1830s"
      "Julian had always been subject to some mockery"
      "jeweling in the military died out in Britain when widows pensions were withheld from men killed in Jews"
      I'm wheezing

    • @Palimbacchius
      @Palimbacchius ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rayvega3163 drooling etiquette is very delicate

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17166

    Nowadays, people bravely fight for their honor on Twitter.

    • @casperg7700
      @casperg7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +829

      Aaron Smith and bravely reveal all of your personal information if you made a joke in 2011

    • @nunyabusiness4904
      @nunyabusiness4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      As of July 2020 in the U.S. that may be even more dangerous.

    • @MMFan2004
      @MMFan2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @The Pinkerton National Detective Agency 2009 is better year than this current year though.

    • @brakogar
      @brakogar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      We probably need dueling back. Imagine all the morons that would just kill each other reducing the population of them (which would be A LOT). We would be enter a golden age.

    • @NateTheOhioan
      @NateTheOhioan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or on TH-cam
      Trump 2020!

  • @hiyukelavie2396
    @hiyukelavie2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5648

    Challenger: "Pick your weapon! Swords or pistols"
    Challengee: "Lawyers"

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      _lawyers proceed to duel eachother_
      "much more civilized"

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @DeathcoldanImagine if lawyers actually did that

    • @mr.awesome7361
      @mr.awesome7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nani?! Sutando?!

    • @sulthanstfn
      @sulthanstfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And I thought Ace Attorney couldn't become more realistic

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sulthanstfn Imagine Wright dueling Edgeworth

  • @BerylLx
    @BerylLx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "Instead, duelling saw a slow death as upper and middle-class culture changed to a more moderate means of settling scores: Lawsuits"
    I felt that.

    • @АнтонМан-ч9к
      @АнтонМан-ч9к 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The slow death....unforeseen, unforgiving.

    • @rantmilk
      @rantmilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking through the comment section and right when I got to this he read that sentance and it felt so coincidentally weird.

    • @nicolascoton6116
      @nicolascoton6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@АнтонМан-ч9к I see darkest dungeon, i upvote

    • @neezduts69420
      @neezduts69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slightly moderate

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And much like traditional duels, they usually end up in a settlement.

  • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
    @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I’m my moms hometown in Kansas, there was a duel back in the 80s. One guy died and the other was never arrested. Sheriff didn’t want to deal with it, perhaps due to laziness, safety reasons, and lack of evidence. Probably a combination of all 3.
    Basically 2 men, who had been fighting for decades, finally agreed to meet in the desert, alone. Each was to bring a firearm of their choice, I assume handguns but I’m blurry on the details.
    One man came back, the other wasn’t seen again. There were no witnesses of the actual fight, but many people witnessed the challenge.
    It’s actually an urban legend there now and all the parents say it’s true. My mother would’ve been in Highschool when it happened.

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It sounds like a pretty plausible story, frankly. You'd be surprised how often cops don't investigate a death/murder, especially as recent as the 90's. (When the internet wasn't much of a thing.)

    • @mikearmstrong8483
      @mikearmstrong8483 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Point out exactly where there is desert in Kansas.

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mikearmstrong8483 - SouthWest Kansas. I know it’s technically not a desert but there’s cactuses with sparse grasses there. It’s an arid environment for sure.

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13193

    "People are so over dramatic these days, I wish we could go back to simpler times"
    The simpler times:

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Eh. A lot of duels just ending with both parties firing into the air.

    • @nyanrapier7838
      @nyanrapier7838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Can't be dramatic if you're dead.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      It was simpler as men followed codes of honor. Not like today where you could be walking down the street and your enemy shoots you from a car, or run up in your home and kill you there.

    • @billisultan6224
      @billisultan6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@BoleDaPole Or we have to tolerate shit-talk in name of 'civilization'.

    • @GeneralRG
      @GeneralRG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@billisultan6224
      That kind of Culture that killing you in your Car or Home, is very immoral.

  • @insulam821
    @insulam821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    0:35
    It’s all gangsta until someone brings a cannon to a pistol duel.

    • @karansjet3823
      @karansjet3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      yeah, imma bring a drone if you dont mind.. edit; and i mean the shooty ones, not the retail ones

    • @OlaftheFlashy
      @OlaftheFlashy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Black adder flash backs.

    • @thebaronlouis8619
      @thebaronlouis8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The weapons have to be identical. I did hear a story where a French aristocrat challenged a blacksmith, so the blacksmith set the conditions of the fight to be with sledgehammers in 5 and a half feet of water, the idea being that the shorter aristocrat would have an impossible time doing anything with the heavy weapon while his arms are fully submerged in water. The blacksmith was taller and stronger, meaning he could wield the weapon above water without raising his arms too much.

    • @thebaronlouis8619
      @thebaronlouis8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I might have the details wrong, but that's basically how it happened.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have an idea 💡! Lets do 18th century cannon duel 🤺!!! Ramrod and all!

  • @jacques4703
    @jacques4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13495

    I liked how everytime the United States is mentioned their territory gets bigger

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

      If this video went on any longer the Philippines would be us territory.

    • @sussurus
      @sussurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Almost as if the USA grew in size over the timeframe of the video.

    • @denrari
      @denrari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      Sussurus you must be fun at parties

    • @garabic8688
      @garabic8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      *Manifest destiny intensifies*

    • @sussurus
      @sussurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@denrari You're right, I'm not.

  • @SilverAssassin210
    @SilverAssassin210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    1:23 This is a really cool easter egg. The guy in royal clothes is the German Chancellor Bismark. The other guy is a scientist called Rudolf Virchow.
    Virchow was very critical of Bismark and one day the chancellor had enough and challenged him to a duel. Since the rule is that the challenged party chooses the weapons, Virchow chose two sausages, one of which was infected with a deadly bacteria and the other was perfectly fine. He told the chancellor to eat one and he would have the other. Bismark immediately withdrew the challenge.
    Don't mess with a scientist, yo.

    • @abraxasee8946
      @abraxasee8946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Wow, thats very cool.

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Amazing! Kudos to you for noticing it!

    • @ronin3381
      @ronin3381 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The most German way to duel imaginable

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mega mind.

    • @matthiasmoser6096
      @matthiasmoser6096 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Fun fact: Bismarck was famous for duelling. He claimed that he never lost a sword fight except for this one time where is saber broke into two pieces.

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    Imagine being insulted by someone, retaliate by challenging them to a duel, only to lose the duel.

    • @unevilGenius
      @unevilGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Imagine being so bad at handling insults that you challenge to a duel...
      Btw has Günsche found you yet?

    • @sipos0
      @sipos0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      It would suck, but not for long, assuming your wound was fatal.

    • @magpineapple
      @magpineapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@sipos0 unless you chose swords

    • @dbk8245
      @dbk8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OOF

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Unless you choose fists

  • @slimmestjim7517
    @slimmestjim7517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5287

    Wonder if this ever happened
    A: "Screw you!"
    B: "How dare you! I challenge you to a duel"
    A: "I refuse"
    C: "Coward!!"
    A: "How dare you! I challenge you to a duel!"

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      C: "I refuse"

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      @@Froge4291 Coward!

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@voodoodolll how dare you! I challenge YOU to a duel.

    • @UN_Banished
      @UN_Banished 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@jionmionskwisgaar1476 I refuse

    • @florianz8922
      @florianz8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@UN_Banished How dare you! I challenge you to a duell

  • @pepsimanbooster
    @pepsimanbooster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Of cause they still duel
    its just called "Yugioh" nowadays
    though its still as deadly as weapons

    • @janmantsch6675
      @janmantsch6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Especialy if your friend brings a Meta deck into a friendly duel

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      no its worse cause instead of death you just get sent into the shadow realm

    • @jasonhaveten5608
      @jasonhaveten5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Luckely you can always recover of screen... Or by injecting 200 cc's of friendship

    • @bartunthegreat2999
      @bartunthegreat2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That made my day!

    • @jimmyandtimmy8514
      @jimmyandtimmy8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It may not look like much on the outside, but it steals your soul.

  • @isaac_aren
    @isaac_aren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    An important note is that with sword duels, it was often to first blood rather than to the death, making it my far the safest option of weapon

    • @louisliu5638
      @louisliu5638 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      except in Japan, where (not commonly known) a samurai sword fight often ended up with BOTH very very dead.

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      up until guns became hella accurate even over longer distances those were quite safe (well not safe cuz dangerous shit but surprisingly safe) because ye, they happened quite often at distances where both parties just ended up missing each other

    • @TigerofRobare
      @TigerofRobare ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually, pistols were generally seen as safer, because people would often fire to deliberately miss (Alexander Hamilton did so in his dfuel with Burr, expecting Burr to do the same) whereas dueling with swords to first blood carried the risk of infection. There was allegedly a duel in Austria between two aristocratic women where they fought topless to prevent a sword thrust from drving a piece of cloth into any wounds, which was considered more likely to lead to infection.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends on how much the other guy hates you. He could easily run the sword through your guts instead of swinging it to cut.

    • @isaac_aren
      @isaac_aren ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III He would then bring even more shame upon himself and would likely be arrested. Duels weren't matterd of rage, they were matters of pride and reputation

  • @chaosgyro
    @chaosgyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6255

    Ah yes, the lawsuit. A form of advanced dueling where the Second does all of the work for you, and victory allows you to destroy not just your opponent, but also their immediate family and potential descendants.

    • @Insanity-se3lv
      @Insanity-se3lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Kinda like NKs 3 generation law

    • @Bluebird-tj6kb
      @Bluebird-tj6kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      So...lawyers are like stands?

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      @@Bluebird-tj6kb More like Summons because you'll need to sacrifice your money and possibly your soul to get a good one

    • @Bluebird-tj6kb
      @Bluebird-tj6kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rouge-ish324 Makes sense

    • @jacobwarren4490
      @jacobwarren4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Now thats what i call collateral damage

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5555

    I'm so glad the fine people of Detroit have kept this once ubiquitous tradition alive for all to experience. True stewards of history!

    • @joshg4562
      @joshg4562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markgomez8157
      @markgomez8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@SludgeManCometh Double yikes

    • @0owmjapo0
      @0owmjapo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@SludgeManCometh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thedeadonefr
      @thedeadonefr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@SludgeManCometh racist

    • @luco1338
      @luco1338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@thedeadonefr nobody specified a race, friend

  • @jacobcurran5543
    @jacobcurran5543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    Lawsuits: "why kill someone when you could just take all of their money"

    • @Eric1-373
      @Eric1-373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Does not work if they are money poor.

    • @arkadisevyan
      @arkadisevyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Eric1-373 we need to bring dueling back

    • @ianhigson719
      @ianhigson719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Much more satisfying beating them to a pulp. Up side it won't take as long as a law suite.

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@arkadisevyan with swords, not with guns cuz they are loud af and would disturb the public. With sword however would be much cooler

    • @arkadisevyan
      @arkadisevyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mustard4762 that works

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "Why people don't duel anymore?"
    Because the game became a pay-to-win where everyone used the same tier 1 decks.

    • @nonamelegend_vapor
      @nonamelegend_vapor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I took up Yugioh around the time Pharaoh’s Servant came out and I feel like it’s always been that way for the most part

    • @paulanderson8814
      @paulanderson8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But what does pot of greed do

  • @nexgenm.i.a.9379
    @nexgenm.i.a.9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    “Mutual combat” laws in certain states in the U.S. are a modern remnant of these duels. It’s when you ask someone to “take it outside” that you’re legally allowed to have a fight (no weapons) and the cops aren’t allowed to intervene unless to prevent death.

    • @supernova00500
      @supernova00500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I was just about to mention this, but in some places they do allow weapons, or at least that's the excuse used by law enforcement when they don't want to waste anymore time on a murder case 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's fair tho I think, as long as the risk of actually getting seriously hurt isn't there, who's to say that 2 consenting adults can't fight it out

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Basically same laws that boxers and mma fighters use can be used by anyone. If two consenting persons agrees to sign away all liability, then they can beat, stab, and shoot each other to ity bity pieces provided nobody else is put at risk by their duelling.

    • @camlewis5462
      @camlewis5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I feel like this can only be legal if a guy screams MUTUAL KOMBAT! While techno music plays in the background.

    • @3Demon100
      @3Demon100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I think Washington state had mutual combat laws due to traffic arguments

  • @saxboi1144
    @saxboi1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Fun fact: dueling is still legal in the city of Boston. The duel must occur on the Commons on a Sunday, and the Governor of Massachusetts must be present.

    • @gunter6377
      @gunter6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Yo mama fat.
      Meet me in 2 weeks in Boston

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@gunter6377 you're stinky poopie head
      Meet in a few months or a year in Boston
      I'm Dutch and with covid its difficult to travel but still wait for me in boston

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Deadass

    • @nathancamara6285
      @nathancamara6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bruh why does Boston still think the revolutionary war is still happening?

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@casper6405 Can I be a second??

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3202

    Speaking as an attorney, I would like to see dueling restored.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Much more honorable.

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Much more civilized. Honestly tho sniper duels would be the new style. 200 yards apart, first one to land a killing blow wins

    • @piotrdygas5345
      @piotrdygas5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You would be unemployed though

    • @mistermann569
      @mistermann569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      As a regular law abiding citizen, I would not! I challange you to a due...
      ...shit.

    • @tomislavobrovac3257
      @tomislavobrovac3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@piotrdygas5345 not necessarily. In modern times, we would probably need moderators and lawyers seem like a logical choice

  • @famine92
    @famine92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    In Germany there still is a tradition that evolved from dueling. The rules have been changed so the risk of dying is basically zero but you can still get seriously hurt (mostly just loss of blood, scars, seldomly part of the air or a patch of skin can get lost). It is a fencing match with a special set of rules. It is not considered a duel because it is not actually about honor but in practice, there are many ocassions where an insult leads to a fencing "match" (avoiding to call it a duel here) and the insult is "forgotten" after the fencing match is concluded.

  • @allanjbucknol4414
    @allanjbucknol4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Reason:It is pretty annoying to keep saying,Its time to D D D D Duel

    • @TheCheck999
      @TheCheck999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +

    • @landonweist
      @landonweist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +

    • @daveshn
      @daveshn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That wasn't the annoying part. The annoying part was that you had to wait three weeks for someone to take their turn.

    • @TheGAVstudio
      @TheGAVstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @BlackDeathViral03 You think you can challenge me? Pathetic, I'll see you and your pathetic little deck ask for mercy when I summon my...
      *Intense anime flashing*
      FIVE HEADED DRAGON

    • @thathair6288
      @thathair6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

  • @titansjojo1445
    @titansjojo1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    "Lawsuits"
    Can we have duels back?

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      You right, its boring and all. Imagine the news « Here we are ladies and gentlemen, the duellers have picked their pistols, BANG! OMG! The opponent was killed, its a perfect shot ladies and gentlement, a clear shot! »
      -Sir, have you had satisfaction now? Not yet, i have to teebag his corpse now

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      We should challenge all lawyers and rid the world of them.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@pickeljarsforhillary102 or force them to duel or to "juul to death!"

    • @DM-nw6km
      @DM-nw6km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah, it’s called 1v1 cod snipers no scopes only

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      We need to make this a movement to bring back Duels

  • @FlowerBoyWorld
    @FlowerBoyWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    a professor pointed out that often, dueling was just an act of courage, not always a fight to death. if two people fire one shot from a 19-century pistol at each other over a distance of 30 meters, it's pretty likely they both missed. that allowed for settling disputes without either party losing their face.

    • @luigiplayer14
      @luigiplayer14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I don’t see what’s courageous about getting shot for the benefit of no one.

    • @FlowerBoyWorld
      @FlowerBoyWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@luigiplayer14 relax guys i'm not saying it was a good idea i'm just saying more duels ended without people getting hurt than we might think of nowadays.

    • @toddgardner6355
      @toddgardner6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hmmm Aaron Burr you stand over there ---->. And Mr Hamilton, you stand over there

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So…Calebcity got it right

    • @mtganalytic9796
      @mtganalytic9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@luigiplayer14 typical mommy boy words

  • @RazeaKrait
    @RazeaKrait ปีที่แล้ว +70

    In Germany and Austria, there are still many duels between students of different fraternities with razor-sharp swords. These are not officially 100% legal, but have a long tradition that is still lived every day. I have seen many of these duels and the injuries can be really bad.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which, to be clear, is seen as insane by all other people in Germany and Austria. Fraternities in general are the biggest imaginable red flag and avoided like the plague by most normal people. Some are apparently fine, just a bunch of dudes living in a mansion and drinking ungodly amount of alcohol, but when they look for new members they have to explicitly state everywhere that no, they're not nazis, they're not rapists, they're not racist etc, because otherwise people will rightfully assume that they are all those things.
      And that they stab each other with swords.

    • @jonny_sm884
      @jonny_sm884 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They do follow strict rules and do not result in death or lasting injury, leaving scars (Schmiss) at most. Sometimes nobody gets injured as long as the "duel" is fought until the end or one side calls it off for a number of reasons.

    • @SteveSingsThings
      @SteveSingsThings ปีที่แล้ว

      Because now we have Twitter.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mensur is not real duels, just the children of the 1% ritually scarring each other for social points at ultra-exclusive military schools.
      I personally wouldn't hire anybody with mensur scars, but in the circles of the elite in Germany it's apparently a sign you're a Count or a Duke or something.

    • @Manwithaplan2021
      @Manwithaplan2021 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There’s frats in Europe?

  • @princevesperal
    @princevesperal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    1:23 I love that you included a nod to this historical account of a scientist being challenged to a duel, and who choose a pair of sausages as the weapons: one was perfectly fine and presumably delicious, while the other had been infected with a deadly pathogen. The challenger did not pick either and withdrew his demand for reparation instead.

    • @samrodrigues3199
      @samrodrigues3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I believe the "combatants" were Bismarck and Rudolf Virchow, right?

    • @silenthunteruk
      @silenthunteruk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      It appears to be an urban legend, but let's face it, it wouldn't have been the wurst duel ever.

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@silenthunteruk ha! I see what you did there..lol

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    “Either an apology or a Jew”
    Thanks auto-captions.

    • @kekeke8988
      @kekeke8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well, the auto-captioning algorithm wasn't aware of the existence of an English word pronounced "jool".

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kekeke8988 Jewel is pretty close. But that doesn't explain Julian instead of duelling.

    • @pannobhasa
      @pannobhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's the way it is now when one gets an apology or hires a slick lawyer and sues

    • @amargabela7018
      @amargabela7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thats all fine and good, but who is Zhu Ling?

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “Using Jews as a means to legally commit suicide”
      (It said that in the video I’m not trying to be anti-semitic)

  • @stolaslikestea6169
    @stolaslikestea6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    “Dueling slowly becomes less popular”
    *Meanwhile John Marston is dueling with everyone in 1911*

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty sure only Jack left by that year

    • @candycorn6268
      @candycorn6268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@justnoob8141 Welĺ no, Jack was around 1914-1915 when the Great War began, I remember reading about it in the newspaper

    • @mase8189
      @mase8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just Noob No, the main portion of the game takes place in 1911, Jack portion is in 1914.

    • @callmefox630
      @callmefox630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Churchill of Britain sends his regards.
      I know that man didn't duel anyone, but you know the man.

    • @trashcantacos
      @trashcantacos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deann4465 Nah I think he meant Rip Van Winkle

  • @AdeleiTeillana
    @AdeleiTeillana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I can confirm - learned in my first semester of law school that the ability to bring lawsuits relatively easily is in part, at least, to prevent people from resorting to "self help" (i.e. duels.)

    • @MangaGamified
      @MangaGamified ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did they also teach you that that isn't a feasible option outside america if you're poor?

  • @iwanttwoscoops
    @iwanttwoscoops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    captions are funny: "jews fell out of fashion," "either by offering an apology or a jew," "jeweling in the military was an issue"

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The general was supposed to command the offensive, but was tied up affixing the clasp on the bracelet for his second in command's wife...

    • @rachelpurity1
      @rachelpurity1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      "I'm sorry I insulted you, have a Jew!"

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lol either by offering an apology or a Jew
      Say sorry or give me a Jew lol

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oy gevalt

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2 Scoops can I offer you a *jew* in this trying time?

  • @SauceChef
    @SauceChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    “Why don’t people duel anymore?”
    Idk maybe all the people who duel died off?

    • @jedders3192
      @jedders3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Okay but wouldn’t there have to be one that survived among the rest
      The winner of the dueling era

    • @frostfrost8907
      @frostfrost8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Only 50% of them

    • @za6604
      @za6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@frostfrost8907 but then those 50% fight and reduce it to 25%, repeat

    • @kristian7316
      @kristian7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep.

    • @CharismaAt-1
      @CharismaAt-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ngl I can’t I hear him saying Juul

  • @coreytrevorson5628
    @coreytrevorson5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2547

    I totally would've died by now if dueling was still a thing.

    • @gateofdite
      @gateofdite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Smokes, let's go.

    • @jabbathehutt2774
      @jabbathehutt2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Nah, be a legend, have most duels cast against you and most duels refused. People will know your obnoxious, and so obnoxious that there would be no point to duel you because you'd just refuse.

    • @xast3950
      @xast3950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gateofdite LMAOOOO

    • @second6028
      @second6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would smack people up in a duel🥱😈

    • @johnmarston2641
      @johnmarston2641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gateofdite you don’t even smoke Bubbles

  • @amg863
    @amg863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I would've liked to hear more about the duel in 1967 in France

    • @dabbasw31
      @dabbasw31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gaston Deffere vs Rene Ribiere. You can look it up, there is even video footage on TH-cam.

  • @punpun7402
    @punpun7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!"

  • @porch8370
    @porch8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    "Why dont people duel anymore"
    * pulls out deck *
    _Get ready to duel_

    • @Dikkaaawas
      @Dikkaaawas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Time to dudu-du-duduDUELL

    • @slimshadyince2412
      @slimshadyince2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I only clicked this video to look for the Yu-Gi-Oh reference comment

    • @CrashHeelin
      @CrashHeelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Once we are there, we can have duels everywhere again

    • @ninonggaming911
      @ninonggaming911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read it as "pulls out dick" 🙄🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @willdiaz4116
      @willdiaz4116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ninonggaming911 the only true legendary duel

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    "People don't duel any more"
    Yu-Gi-Oh fans: That's where you're wrong buster

    • @jo_gy
      @jo_gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It's time for a Due.. Due... DUELL

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "It's time to du du du duuuee-" *has a stroke*

    • @archenemy6334
      @archenemy6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      But wheres you dddddd dddd dd ddd deck?

    • @cmartin8093
      @cmartin8093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MTG players: really?

    • @jspring9588
      @jspring9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Send your ass to the Shadow Realm

  • @letsgobrandon416
    @letsgobrandon416 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The fact that lawsuits replaced dueling is the best argument I've heard to bringing back dueling. However, to avoid unnecessary death, I propose modern dueling be held in hand to hand unarmed combat in cage fights. First to tap out is a nerd.

    • @edwardbirdsall6580
      @edwardbirdsall6580 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Last I knew Texas had something similar. Might help to clean up our recent politics some.

    • @Nick-zp3ub
      @Nick-zp3ub 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not a duel, that's a brawl.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Me, " _Yeah, we should bring Duels back although in a non-lethal wa-_ "
    Video: " _LAWSUITS._ "
    " _BRING BACK DUELING QUICKLY_ "

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The sound of muzzleloaders in the distance

    • @lzstep80
      @lzstep80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Money-hungry lawyers dislike this!

    • @Apophis40K
      @Apophis40K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well The old freternitys in Germany still duel mandatory. The sword fight has just a bunch of rules so nobody dies (most of the time one person in my city died around 50 ish years ago and the freternitys does not duel anymore to honor him) but you can only lose them by showing emotions.
      TL;DR Germany freternitys still duel with sharp swords but with a lot of rules and protection for your eyes and neck

    • @jhonywalker002
      @jhonywalker002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Apophis40K Isnt that called fencing

    • @Apophis40K
      @Apophis40K 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhonywalker002 it's called Mensur. But every duel with swords is fancing

  • @ianpatrickwijaya2657
    @ianpatrickwijaya2657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    2019: _someone brought a knife to gunfight_
    1700: _someone brought a gun to cannon fight_

    • @yrvjutrtubxsyi
      @yrvjutrtubxsyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      1941: Someone brought planes to a bomb fight

    • @jhonywalker002
      @jhonywalker002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Women fight with swords men fight with cannon

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn t the gun better then a cannon in this situation ?

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AuxenceF Take one step to the side, cap the other guy while he tries to trverse his cannon.

    • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
      @thewheelchairhistorian3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idiot, it's the 1800s in Aleksander III's time.

  • @tjb_6203
    @tjb_6203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Why we don’t duel anymore?
    Good joke, you would be surprised by how many 12 year olds want to 1v1 you on xBox live.

    • @magnuspeacock5857
      @magnuspeacock5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      C'mon, be fair...
      Some of them are 11

    • @awormnamedscoobis3419
      @awormnamedscoobis3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Magnus Peacock some of them are retarded 50 year olds too!

    • @chudtroonslayer
      @chudtroonslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The real TJB TH-cam comments also seem to have this custom.

    • @tricksor6589
      @tricksor6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sondreus24 uh

    • @JOEY-xj4ds
      @JOEY-xj4ds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah... This really is the modern way of settling scores and preserving honor.

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fully support restoring dueling, especially non-fatal versions, including one-on-one fist fights. I've long considered it a good way to settle personal animosities without the costs of getting other people involved. As long as all participants are adults and the duel is registered with the local court ahead of time, have on.

  • @TheRollingLolLol
    @TheRollingLolLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    I've always loved the story that Abraham Lincoln stopped a duel before it even started because he showed up with a broadsword slung over his shoulder

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Yeah, similarly I like when he killed all those Vampires and Zombies.

    • @OgGuak420
      @OgGuak420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@drjonesey5 my favorite lesson I learned in American history class

    • @matthewlawton9721
      @matthewlawton9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      The dude stood 6'4" and his opponent was about 5 foot tall. When he rolled up to the ground he walked aside and tested his sword on a high tree branch, proving to everyone watching that he was a fucking beast.
      Only President in the wrestling hall of fame.

    • @ironcladranchandforge7292
      @ironcladranchandforge7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@matthewlawton9721 -- Yep, true story. He was also very strong at that time in his life. He could hold, with outstretched arm (and ax horizontal to the ground), an axe at the very end of the handle with just his thumb and index finger gripping the handle. I tried it myself without luck, and I split a lot of wood.

    • @alienlife7754
      @alienlife7754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drjonesey5 research an issue before commenting. Otherwise you look really foolish.

  • @IDONTGETTHEPOINT
    @IDONTGETTHEPOINT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    1:23
    That man you see holding the sausage is Rudolf Virchow.
    He opposed Otto Von Bismarck's excessive military budget, which led to Von Bismarck challenging him to a duel. He chose two pork sausages as weapons : one regular sausage and another one infected with Trichinella larvae.
    They would both pick and eat one and see which one of them would die a painful death.
    Bismarck called the duel off after hearing this proposition.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nowadays that would be a top-rated video had they gone through with it.
      "ONE SAFE, ONE DEADLY-Sausage-Eating Duel!"

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IDONTGETTHEPOINT that’s literally that one scene in princess bride

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is one of the most German ways to duel...

    • @60437GANGSTER
      @60437GANGSTER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds funny but isn't true.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was hoping someone else caught that Bismarck reference as well. In reality, Virchow simply declined the challenge.

  • @jamescusack6511
    @jamescusack6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    _MY GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED MY HONOR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A LAWSUIT_

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I accept but only if in able to represent myself

    • @nac-1
      @nac-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I accept, but only if I can hold my M134 Minigun during the trial. Oh, the minigun? Oh posh just ignore it for now.

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nac-1 so you gonna shoot the judge or the defendant?

    • @nac-1
      @nac-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bluesap7318 Why choose ;)

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nac-1 your right why limit your self by choosing.

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually, resolving disagreements with a Sabre duel to the death kinda sounds like a badass way to go

  • @irradiated6126
    @irradiated6126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    it sounds like you’re saying juuling and it makes this way better

    • @Venomsplatter
      @Venomsplatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wanna see my juuls?

    • @nicolataino2003
      @nicolataino2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The practice of _juuling_ is barbaric

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicolataino2003 indeed if you don't want tp be seen as a primitive got a mod and a rda

    • @aninggga
      @aninggga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Venomsplatter juul not cool

    • @nuclearluke6593
      @nuclearluke6593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‘you didn’t have to accept and put your life on the line but i could lead to you being called a coward’

  • @dukevandygames4856
    @dukevandygames4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Bully: ur mom fat
    Me during the duel: *so anyway I started blasting*

    • @Venomsplatter
      @Venomsplatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ur dad like skat

    • @lad2987
      @lad2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Venomsplatter ur my dad

    • @_____.-.
      @_____.-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      üŵü your name is uwu. stop talking

    • @dukevandygames4856
      @dukevandygames4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @üŵü uwu? Bruh more like uwu bitch

    • @ianpatrickwijaya2657
      @ianpatrickwijaya2657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice school shooting

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Teacher : *slightly critiques me*
    Me: We shall resolve this issue in a duel

    • @Boiling_Seas
      @Boiling_Seas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PE suddenly takes on greater importance, gonna need some strength to wield a broadsword properly

    • @Daniel-kq4bx
      @Daniel-kq4bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Boiling_Seas imagine a teacher beating someone to death with a set square for the blackboard

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Teacher: I accept. I choose the weapon of... XIXth century Russian philosophy.

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Teacher: can you solve this problem on the whiteboard?
      Student: oh we have a problem?

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      However you cannot challange a teacher unless you are an officer cuz he has higher standing rank thank you

  • @elliothellyer933
    @elliothellyer933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My favorite duel story will always be when someone challenge Abe Lincoln in his younger years, and Lincoln's weapon of choice was "broadsword in a pit" the challenger then called it off.

  • @NateTheGreat2399
    @NateTheGreat2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    We don't duel anymore?
    *sends you to the Shadow Realm*

    • @ginojones5857
      @ginojones5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The reason we don't duel anymore is because they all shot and killed each other.

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did fell in my trap

    • @AnyaKittyMeow
      @AnyaKittyMeow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      super gt

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    You had the right to choose your weapon? I choose rubber chickens

    • @rayeittastay2458
      @rayeittastay2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Why not be a rebel and choose real chickens.

    • @watchstuff5679
      @watchstuff5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "Choke them with the rubber cock"

    • @Smack47
      @Smack47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey Billy I seem to have lost my sex, do you know where it is?

    • @NecroStingySLEEPS
      @NecroStingySLEEPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They should just duel with cards nobody gets hurt that way only their pride

    • @daveaustria555
      @daveaustria555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then you will end up 6 feet below the ground

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "Eventually, in the early 2000s, while lawsuits still remained an often used option to settle disputes of higher significance and importance, their cost and time-consuming nature brought forth another evolution, namely causing most disagreements and personal attacks to be retaliated via insulting the offender's mother, and/ or talking sh*t on the internet."

    • @suzukirider9030
      @suzukirider9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Right! Lawsuits might've been a good idea 100 years ago, but over time because SOOO expensive, slow and stressful - that's it's almost better if disagreeing people, men at least, could go back to giving each other a good punching and then chill out - WITHOUT having cops and the whole legal system involved.
      I mean, seriously, if two men fight - no matter who's right, and no matter who "wins" - getting cops involved, pretty much always make life more miserable for BOTH sides of the fight.

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my area if you insult someone's mother there won't be a duel but you taking a ride to the hospital or morgue.

    • @suzukirider9030
      @suzukirider9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donotneed2250 But does the person who punched go to jail afterwards, or not really?

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@donotneed2250 That's taking 'yo mama' jokes far too seriously.

    • @tekmogm5979
      @tekmogm5979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Insulting the offender's mother has been a thing for much longer, at least since the middle ages.

  • @ForrestSentinel
    @ForrestSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    First was dueling.
    Second was lawsuits.
    Now, it’s 1v1 snipers only on Rust

  • @dimensiongoat
    @dimensiongoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Basically: “Could you guys not kill each other for FIVE SECONDS???”

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No. We need it back.

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "Widow's pensions were withheld from men killed in duels."
    Brilliant move.

    • @dreamingflurry2729
      @dreamingflurry2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Unless the officer in question hates his wife and wants to die...then it is encouragement :D

    • @kosiak10851
      @kosiak10851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      perfect outcome for duel over cheating wife.
      Win-win in any outcome

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed, the dead men needed the pension desperately...

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dreamingflurry2729 it's still brilliant, if widow want pension, she has to treat better her husband.

    • @bennyboy27or
      @bennyboy27or 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modern day move would be to double down and declare the pension go to an Ex-wife

  • @mikeidc7690
    @mikeidc7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "Why people don't duel anymore"
    Me, with a revolver: *People stopped dueling?!*

    • @nameable6567
      @nameable6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so true yo it’s crazy i’m on the fbis top 100 now like wtf 😂😂

    • @davidarvingumazon5024
      @davidarvingumazon5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dream vs Technoblade
      Duel in 2020

    • @generalmikalie2739
      @generalmikalie2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment would be better if ”well we can start it right now”

    • @GetBlitzedFSND
      @GetBlitzedFSND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex baldwin never got the memo lol

    • @boom5935
      @boom5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude, i cant like your comment

  • @christianwurtzbacherakabub5498
    @christianwurtzbacherakabub5498 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I think we should bring back duels. Lawsuits have gotten boring and the money spent on such things would be much better spent on helping others.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Won't somebody think of the poor lawyers!

    • @adamlam9600
      @adamlam9600 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ah yes, peace is boring

  • @raydavison4288
    @raydavison4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    I would rather die in a duel than to lose everything in a lawsuit.

    • @firstcooommment3675
      @firstcooommment3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Your still Losing everything.
      Your dead. Only difference is your just dying earlier with more money to your name. In this context.

    • @greatkentuckian9032
      @greatkentuckian9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@firstcooommment3675 well no eeally. The money would go to who ever was on your will. Dying would be better because the death would be quicker, while losing everything would just make you suicidal. Therefore, you would die at your own hands, while not taking a chance of killing the other.

    • @avshockey6633
      @avshockey6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@greatkentuckian9032 Dying doesn't make your debts magically disappear. If someone has a judgement against you and you die, your money goes to the person with the judgement before the people in your will.

    • @zjzr08
      @zjzr08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@avshockey6633 I thought the payment for debt is settled by the duel?

    • @whitescar2
      @whitescar2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So if someone held you at gunpoint and said "Your money or your life!" you'd choose to die, then? Interesting choice.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Can we get a video on the "last duel in France"? That might be interesting.

    • @Lapantouflemagic0
      @Lapantouflemagic0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      meh, just googled it. two imbeciles MPs arguing over stuff, the offended guy (who demanded the duel) never held a sword in his life while his opponent had prior training, unsurprisingly the latter won after inflicting two minor wounds. stupid shit.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was quite funny, actually. In the National Assembly (lower house of Parliament), French socialist MP and mayor of Marseille, as well as former Resistance member, Gaston Deferre, shouted to a young Gaullist MP, René Ribière, who was interrupting him during his speech, "Will you shut up, you moron?" When Deferre later refused to retract his insult, Ribière challenged him to a sword duel.
      Only problem was Ribière had never touched a sword in his life, while Deferre was quite familiar with duels and had already fought in one. It lasted with three attacks, Ribière got two harmless cuts on his forearm, and the referee stopped the duel.
      De Gaulle, who was president at the time, wasn't pleased with this, and had tried to have the duel called off, to no avail. Police ignored it, but journalists watched and caught the duel on film. Later, Deferre kept joking that he'd tried to aim for Ribière's crotch, because he was getting married the next day.
      And that was the last duel in France.

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@samrevlej9331 the “will you shut up, moron?” Reminds me of that one Trump vs Biden debate and now I really want to see them duel

    • @jupiter1789
      @jupiter1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samrevlej9331 to be honest i would rather reading a book then completing your comment.

    • @MyName-sx3mr
      @MyName-sx3mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jupiter1789 Or perhaps you could do both... Instead of that however, you will endeavour in being an asshole.

  • @sethboardman9941
    @sethboardman9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I've literally been saying this for years, I want dueling back... and I would also be dead like 5 years ago, but still.

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thats *why* you want it back

    • @ahmedibnsanun3504
      @ahmedibnsanun3504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@orbitingsentientsatellite4361 it makes sense, it would lessen tension nowadays. All the dumbass ego driven people would kill themselves off and leave America with more passionate people

    • @austrakaiser4793
      @austrakaiser4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Life with Covid is way too boring, that's a selling point for me, I'd literally do anything as long as I can get outta this hellhole.

    • @ricardochavez6391
      @ricardochavez6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is in Seattle Washington If I recall

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahmedibnsanun3504 not what i meant

  • @SynchroScore
    @SynchroScore ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: Any person taking a political office in Kentucky is required to recite an oath, which includes swearing that the person has not participated in duel.

  • @beyondborderfilms4352
    @beyondborderfilms4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    3:00 in the end across Britain and America the Jews fell out of fashion
    Me: Oh no

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Especially in Poland
      >~>

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And Germany

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      _They sold them to germany_

    • @aspiringdad5040
      @aspiringdad5040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all know how that ends up 😔

    • @emperorhadrian6011
      @emperorhadrian6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raizen Jaegar
      The Romans.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    3:15
    "Sir, you have offended my honor. I challenge you to litigation."

    • @dmgill83
      @dmgill83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment....

    • @ryanrazo
      @ryanrazo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought you said 'ligation'.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Hamilton said that the honorable thing to do in a duel was to fire your pistol into the sky, rather than at your opponent.
    That line of thinking has its merits, but, given a sample size of two duels, it was 0% successful.

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It wasn't though. It was the suicidal thing to do

    • @Andreas77677
      @Andreas77677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ML-sc3pt Wow that one really went over your head, didn't it?

    • @joske7804
      @joske7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Andreas77677 you mean the bullet?

    • @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA
      @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly yes it's true, GUNS ARE NOT HONORABLE AND NEITHER ARE THE MEN WITH THEM.... -JACK

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was just an excuse to cover for the fact he illegally modified his pistol with a hair trigger and accidentally discharged it early.

  • @Splee
    @Splee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What if instead of declaring wars with mass death, we just had the two leaders duel each other with flintlocks instead to settle their lack of communication skills

  • @SamC-bg6vn
    @SamC-bg6vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    People don’t duel anymore they Juul instead.

    • @reyzephlyn105
      @reyzephlyn105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A fate worse than death

    • @Venomsplatter
      @Venomsplatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No they eat ass

    • @shanecunningham305
      @shanecunningham305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost Professional Sports eh-wheres my juul bro

    • @ibnyahud
      @ibnyahud 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      However, people are also dying from this practice as well!
      In the US since February, nearly 3,000 people have died from vaping related injury or illness. Others have even undergone lung transplants...it's getting worse because a lot of this shit is coming from China and they don't giveAfuq and cut it with nasty chemicals

    • @jaalan7896
      @jaalan7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats what he said...

  • @leszas872
    @leszas872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    People back then: "Saber duel. You and I. Let's go."
    People now: "1v1 me in Rust bro."

    • @thebeanz6593
      @thebeanz6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @THE JOKER stfu lol

    • @joefuller1207
      @joefuller1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @THE JOKER 1v1s on Rust were a thing in Modern Warfare 2. It was snipers with only quick scopes or no scopes and the last killcam had to be amazing(aka jumping off the structure in the middle and performing a quick/no scope. They were generally used when a sniper player got really mad at another sniper player so they messaged them saying what Leszas’s comment says. Fox 1v1s on Final Destination were a thing back in Smash Bros Melee. Fox was the character all the pros used, Final Destination was a very ceremonial map, and no items means that you can only use your melee, pistol, smashes, airs and grabs.

    • @julianelcash2261
      @julianelcash2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now we got a generation of soy boiz

    • @Narekz
      @Narekz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean nuketown

    • @johnmajorenos5162
      @johnmajorenos5162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @THE JOKER Boomer

  • @SaltedMallows
    @SaltedMallows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Imagine getting into a duel with Blizzard entertainment except they didn't win by just having a bunch of lawyers, they hired 100 dudes for you to fight before you got to challenge the CEO

  • @kevincarter4902
    @kevincarter4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The character at the beginning with the "your mother" sign had me laughing. Stars, Yo to you as well

  • @Tobi-co3hy
    @Tobi-co3hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    "What weapon are you gonna use in our duel?"
    I play Pot of Greed!
    This lets me shoot two times with my finger gun!

    • @joynelbonet194
      @joynelbonet194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Joke is on you, i placed a trap card the turn before.

    • @zebrasarenothorses
      @zebrasarenothorses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jokes on all of you
      4kids doesn't believe in death and murder

    • @ZhclTl
      @ZhclTl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What does Pot of Greed even do?!

    • @mr.z9309
      @mr.z9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ZhclTl it let’s you draw to cards- so I grabbed a piece of paper of drew two cards because instructions aren’t specific enough.

    • @joynelbonet194
      @joynelbonet194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ZhclTl Allows you to draw two cards from Deck.

  • @apoc0110
    @apoc0110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    "Why dont people duel anymore"
    Yugioh: "Am i a joke to you?"

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A hot air balloon race around the world!

    • @stevenlawson2431
      @stevenlawson2431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank God someone said it.

    • @KenGKaiden
      @KenGKaiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read this in Yami's voice

    • @soundbreaker8174
      @soundbreaker8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      UNDERRATED YUGHIOH MEME

    • @sephondranzer
      @sephondranzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most people: yes

  • @apian7594
    @apian7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    _”The last duel in France took place in 1967... anyways, years later...”_
    Me: *Ay hol up!*

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Its recorded on film

    • @ringyring
      @ringyring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Why are French so aggressive?

    • @user-cq8mz5fy2u
      @user-cq8mz5fy2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ringyring Because there french

    • @dpk6639
      @dpk6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      "No one kills the French quite like the French" - Kid in my highschool history class

    • @daylenhigman8680
      @daylenhigman8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dpk6639 an amazing comment

  • @Julian-tf5rb
    @Julian-tf5rb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Quick sidenote. Deuling didnt actually die out as early in America as many people think. Duels were still very common in the wild west, untill the Los Angeles police force was first established in 1870.
    Even then, that only made deuling illegal in the US from coast to coast. That didnt mean people stopped doing it, however.
    There are reports of old fashioned illegal duels going back to the 1930s.

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    1:23 the fear in his eyes... he knows the power of this weapon, truly.

    • @Avghistorian77
      @Avghistorian77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Otto Von Bismarck was a duelist himself, he would know how strong such a fierce sausage is!

    • @canuckprogressive.3435
      @canuckprogressive.3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The sausage was the weopon of choice of a New York coroner who knew they were bags of death. The other fellow actualy backed out.

    • @RandomRatOnTheWeb
      @RandomRatOnTheWeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Replying to an old comment. But Otto was actually challenged by a said man with a sausage. The story goes that the chemist whos name i forgot had two sausages laid out. One of which was poisoned. So otto backed out

    • @simbachvazo6530
      @simbachvazo6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is actually pretty interesting.

  • @yourfellowcommunist296
    @yourfellowcommunist296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    HE SHOOTS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY
    WAIT- BANG

    • @jkai7466
      @jkai7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alexander Hamilton

    • @f.b.i3209
      @f.b.i3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jkai7466 America sings for you!

    • @sth02
      @sth02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why would you do this to me. I was having a good day.

    • @yourfellowcommunist296
      @yourfellowcommunist296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      STH 1234567-- bang!

    • @alanb8884
      @alanb8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That Hamilton firing in the sky thing is a myth. Witness accounts say he fired and missed.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I get that dueling was barbaric, but there are some historic events that I can't help but respect.
    Andrew Jackson had just won the presidential election and Charles Dickinson, one of his political rivals, just couldn't resist publically insulting Jackson's late wife, who had passed away during the campaign. Despite Dickinson being a talented marksman and having so much to lose, President-elect Jackson still challenged him to a duel and won with a headshot.
    Still, say what you want about Jackson, what does it say about Dickinson that he'd rather risk death than take back insults cast at a dead woman?

    • @LordBordNoob
      @LordBordNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder what's the whole story behind his words.

    • @thedreadtyger
      @thedreadtyger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jackson was also in a duel with John Sevier. Accounts differ, but I prefer the one where Sevier won.
      Neither died, at any rate, and peace was restored.
      The event occurred while Sevier was Governor of Tennessee and Jackson a Judge.

    • @francisdec1615
      @francisdec1615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dueling is brain dead. Like Schopenhauer says: if you really think that someone totally inferior to you has insulted you and must be punished for it, why would you give him a "fair" chance to wound you physically or kill you, depending on how good a shot he is? If you think he's morally inferior, just kill him or let it be, but the charade of dueling is totally stupid.

    • @LoudWaffle
      @LoudWaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but if Jackson lost it would be known as one of the biggest embarassments in history. The dude gave up life and the presidency because some guy was a dick to him.

    • @updatedotexe
      @updatedotexe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your wording of the story is simply wrong. Do your research.
      Dueling was illegal in Tennessee. However, under the criminal law of the period around 1800, it was difficult to be extradited across state lines. As a result, the two men met near Adairville, Kentucky, adjacent to the Tennessee border, on May 30, 1806. Dickinson left Nashville the day before the duel with his second and a group of friends, confident, even demonstrating his shooting skills at various stops along the way. Since Dickinson was considered an expert shot, Jackson and his friend, Thomas Overton, determined it would be best to let Dickinson fire first, hoping that his aim might be spoiled in his quickness. The obvious weakness of this tactic was, of course, that Jackson might not be alive to take aim.[3]: 140-141 
      Jackson and Overton also devised a strategy that, if Overton should win the coin toss to give the word to fire, he would ask Dickinson the question "Gentleman, are you ready?" purposefully after asking Jackson, and then immediately say "Fire" in an attempt to cause Dickinson to fire impulsively. Overton did indeed win the coin toss, and subsequently used this strategy.
      Dickinson fired first, hitting Jackson in the chest; incredibly, Jackson was not killed, but merely wounded, and was capable of returning fire. Under the rules of dueling, Dickinson had to remain still as Jackson took his shot. Jackson's pistol stopped at half cock, so he drew back the hammer and aimed again, this time hitting Dickinson in the chest. Dickinson bled to death.[3]: 142 
      The expert Dickinson had aimed at Jackson's heart, though the bullet had been slightly deflected by Jackson's brass button on his coat, which some claim was due to him deliberately wearing loose clothing over his lean frame. It has also been suggested that Jackson adopted a careful sideways stance to ensure that his heart was obstructed. The bullet broke some of Jackson's ribs, and had ended up lodged inches from his heart. While Jackson could easily have been incapacitated by such a wound, an unconfirmed account later claimed that while conversing with a friend on his deathbed he stated, "If he had shot me through the brain, sir, I should still have killed him."[citation needed]
      Doctors determined that the bullet lodged in Jackson's chest was too close to his heart to operate, so Jackson carried it for the rest of his life, and suffered much pain from the wound. Locals were outraged that Dickinson had to stand defenseless while Jackson re-cocked and shot him. This was a confusing application of the rules of dueling, as snaps were considered as good as a shot. A snap implies that the hammer fell completely and failed to cause a shot, but a half cock is not a snap. Dickinson's second nervously permitted Jackson to re-cock his pistol. Some might claim that Jackson could have shot into the air or shot only to injure Dickinson; this would have been considered sufficient satisfaction under dueling rules. Jackson replied that Dickinson had meant to "kill the gent," so Jackson had also shot to kill. Jackson's reputation suffered greatly from the duel.

  • @Hallows4
    @Hallows4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One thing I’d like to know is how often duels like this actually happened. Obviously, the answer would vary by time, place, and context, but modern depictions - or at least parodies - often show duels being fought over fairly trivial reasons. Again, “trivial” is highly subjective, but if every perceived slight or misunderstanding resulted in two men pulling weapons on each other, it would be a constant bloodbath.

    • @dustpanman2998
      @dustpanman2998 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they fight duels over yo-mama jokes?

  • @Wet_Deer
    @Wet_Deer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    “I challenge you to a duel, what is the weapon of choice?”
    Me: “it’s nerf of nothing”

    • @puppytracks8997
      @puppytracks8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We end on first blood

    • @doflamingo1360
      @doflamingo1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have my Exodia!

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I choose feather dusters!"

    • @jamiebarba5701
      @jamiebarba5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have my Mewtwo.

    • @CieJe.Alexander
      @CieJe.Alexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The field of honour is Paintball!
      Or, was it Laser Tag?
      Either one really hits the pocketbook! 💸 Lol

  • @VinTheDirector
    @VinTheDirector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5197

    Yu-Gi-Oh! players: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @lewistran1
      @lewistran1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Honestly before I seen the thumbnail I thought this was a Yu-Gi-Oh video

    • @Adam-082
      @Adam-082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Go away weeb

    • @sunlesssirris
      @sunlesssirris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@Adam-082 Someone has never won a duel...

    • @daltonmiller5163
      @daltonmiller5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@Adam-082 looks like you're going to the shadow realm

    • @tanaz_7177
      @tanaz_7177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      zombie world go brrrrr

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Reminds me of a great Dave Allen sketch where a toff finds himself insulted by a man with the reputation of being the greatest duellist in England. He spends months training himself to use a pistol with deadly accuracy before issuing his challenge. Then the opponent chooses swords.

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember that one! Dave Allen was brilliant.

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christopherdean1326 Wasn't he just. Thx.

  • @PutitinDaramen
    @PutitinDaramen ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think dueling should still be a thing. But duels are to be held in soft rings in which two individuals are allowed to beat each other to submission.

  • @darrionj707
    @darrionj707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Let's be reasonable if a person insults you you have every right to fight that person to the death to restore your honor", say no more fam 10/10 perfect vid

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some people would be way more respectful if they didn't think modern law gave them a free pass to viciously harass other people.

    • @Palatinus-Z
      @Palatinus-Z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@silverblade357 Plus, only rich folks can afford a lawsuit, and it takes so long it isn't even worth it.

    • @darrionj707
      @darrionj707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Palatinus-Z *wins lawsuit for 50,000
      *is now in debt 200,000 for legal fees
      *FUCK

    • @Palatinus-Z
      @Palatinus-Z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darrionj707 Man, too much of a hassle only because someone said "yo mama is x", Months of legal fees, auditions, entire schedules changed...
      Some day you wake up and realize it isn't even worth it.
      Hell, even criminal cases in the US are not worth it sometimes.

  • @zawwin1846
    @zawwin1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    We do duel, it’s just that instead of guns and swords we use a children’s card game to satisfy our honor .
    ITS TIME TO DUDU DU DUEL...

  • @ianmathwiz7
    @ianmathwiz7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "1804, and Alexander Hamilton...was dead."

    • @jaystrickland4151
      @jaystrickland4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It really was his fault.

    • @mmouse1886
      @mmouse1886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      **Thud**

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Aaron Burr squinting at Hamilton and holding a Soon sign*

  • @hippolyteandrieu9159
    @hippolyteandrieu9159 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact : the last known duel to take place in France was in 1967 between two MPs

  • @rigopogr2113
    @rigopogr2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Lawsuits: From now on, duels are banned!
    Peasants and lower-class nobles: But dueling is by far cheaper and faster than hiring lawsuits.
    Lawsuits: *IDC*

    • @20tigerpaw20
      @20tigerpaw20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbf, we should have more civil and less lethal duels these days, like cloth covered sticks for swords or BB guns with heavy-duty glasses.
      Something like that would make things like false rape accusations and the rich screwing over the poor, become almost non-existent, as they would have to face their actions, rather then sit in their house smirking that they just ruined someone's life.

    • @supaman1033
      @supaman1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@20tigerpaw20 well see the problem with that is duels put a much larger emphasis on fighting skill which is a silly way to settle legal disputes. Sure it sounds nice and simple on paper but then you realize some really good duelists could provoke anyone they want and get away with it since "might makes right". And in a world where dueling arts are something that would require extensive training to reach a proficient level at, can you guess who has the money to pay for those swordplay tutors and gun-training lessons?

  • @rogersheddy6414
    @rogersheddy6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    ... and dueling was replaced with...
    Oh, damn! I'd rather be in a duel!

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed, far less ruinous

    • @johnpijano4786
      @johnpijano4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@meowistforlife i mean, potentialy dying because of an arguement is better than losing cash/property?

    • @pandasniper1
      @pandasniper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@johnpijano4786 if both parties agree to it, then its worth it

    • @theotakuchannel3154
      @theotakuchannel3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Luís Filipe Andrade so me and other teachers who have some of the most difficult jobs in the world and get paid less then the average American are worth less then money? How do you put a price tag on a humans life? Such a thing comes off as extremely cruel. By giving in to a bully you are only showing the world that you are no better then they are as you have stooped down to their level. A rich person is no more valuable then a poor person we are all imperfect human beings. Thank you

    • @theotakuchannel3154
      @theotakuchannel3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luís Filipe Andrade please don’t assume my gender not all teachers are men and if it was just sarcasm then ok I apologize for attacking you I just really admire and appreciate all human life. Take care and be safe

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    People don’t duel anymore to prevent playing card games on motorcycles.

    • @edgybatfurry5996
      @edgybatfurry5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      r/iamveryrandom

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@edgybatfurry5996 It's a Yugioh reference.

    • @edgybatfurry5996
      @edgybatfurry5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SergeantExtreme ha
      fuckin nerd /s

    • @Zax-dq5sr
      @Zax-dq5sr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @EdgyBatFurry How dare you, i demand a duel.

    • @thecapitalisticdictator2256
      @thecapitalisticdictator2256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Zax-dq5sr It's time to- D D D D D DDDDD DDDDDUUUUUUUEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

  • @Rhinoboy-jp6kx
    @Rhinoboy-jp6kx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like this should replace wars just one person dying

  • @stevenwillett4136
    @stevenwillett4136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "George Washington, for example, had issues with stopping officers from killing each other during the War of Independence"
    UK: not what i expected, but ok

    • @emilykozak7249
      @emilykozak7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Gets Hamilton’s Flashback*

  • @REEEPROGRAM
    @REEEPROGRAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    Title: about *"duel"*
    Captions: *"Jewel"*
    What I hear: *"juul"*

    • @dannnyyang
      @dannnyyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      REPROGRAM Captions: “Zhu Ling”

    • @thesturm8686
      @thesturm8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, you dan duel by juuling till you drop

    • @God-mi8fw
      @God-mi8fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You smoke to much

    • @leonleon2021
      @leonleon2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard "jew"

    • @loginyoass3771
      @loginyoass3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was the only one who uses caption on youtube and it sucks

  • @Evzone1821
    @Evzone1821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    What British hear: “Dueling.”
    What Americans hear: *”JUULING”*

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I'm a Brit', yet kept hearing "jewelling" XD.

    • @Bayern2232
      @Bayern2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Juuling

    • @Evzone1821
      @Evzone1821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      carlos berry that’s what I meant!! Thanks!

    • @KingScorpio84
      @KingScorpio84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what germans read in youtube translation -> jewling jews (duels)

    • @ajrdude1234
      @ajrdude1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All I here is Juuling when he says dulling

  • @mattjack3983
    @mattjack3983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a fencer, sometimes I wish that dueling with swords was still legal.

  • @79ped
    @79ped 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    In Denmark, there's still laws applying for duelling. However they haven't been used in well over a hundred years, so they're not really useable anymore. But still a part of the law

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it is waiting for that time danish need to brawl with german and swedish again. fistfight.

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There’s still laws in some states in America that allow two consenting parties to beat the piss out of each other as long as an officer is present

    • @effexon
      @effexon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingt0295 does parties mean it can be group fight?

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@effexon lol I meant two dudes fighting but maybe

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm going to Denmark and I'm going to challenge my Danish friend to a duel

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Imagine an actual American flag that says "Stars, yo"

    • @Koala1203
      @Koala1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Best flag ever

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mmm...

    • @nannepeters8303
      @nannepeters8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm just going to say that I find your comments on a lot of the videos that I watch. Next time I'm going to say hello

    • @m.g.lpeters.5457
      @m.g.lpeters.5457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheFlagandAnthemGuy Do It!

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or 50 stars 😛

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Karen: I would like to Challenge your Manager for this insult you call a meal!

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We would have less Karens then.
      I am okay with this.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The manager is a seven foot tall hulk and he chooses unarmed combat as the weapon.

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the Manager, who has seen and duelled a dozen Karens before this:

    • @charleswisconsin9196
      @charleswisconsin9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hate this using a name as an insult thing, but i must admit this is one way for both of our problems to be solved.

  • @MexicanHatBoy
    @MexicanHatBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recommend playing this video with the sound off and auto-generated English subtitles for a good time. "drooling" was my favourite of TH-cams attempt to transcribe "dueling"