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I cannot believe Dong Zhou would wear his crocs indoors like that, what a monster
Yeah this is why asians don't wear shoes in our homes
@@heatherswanson1664 why would you wear shoes in your home? (except maybe because of annoying pet-animal shedding)
@@udozocklein6023 yea like me
wow
Harsh Dhakad How is Chinese history boring?
Fun fact: Cao Cao killed his doctor who was the first person to ever come up with a method of doing brain surgeries. When he heard that he’s gonna open his brain, Cao Cao killed him. Then he died.
Brilliant
The egyptians also had brain surgeries although they almost always failed
Whalewil well cao cao’s doctor was a famous doctor at the time
The famous doctor cao cao summoned (by force) suggested using an axe to crack his skull open, so he can evaluate the pain and assess it. Cao cao who is known to be always suspicious of everything was furious upon hearing it, and locked him up in prison, where he later died
Cao never trust open his brain might heal him, u know in that age
11:05
Small fact: While one of Cao Cao’s men(Wang Bi) did persuade him on just executing Lu Bu, Liu Bei also persuaded him, Cao Cao asked for his opinion and Liu Bei just asked him that “You forgot about Ding Yuan(The first guy Lu Bu worked for, which Lu Bu eventually betrayed and killed) and Dong Zhuo?”
Apparently it was how he presented that question that was entertaining to Cao Cao. It apparently went along the lines of "Lu Bu was first the son of Ding Yuan, he then became the son of Dong Zhou. Today, I invite you Cao Mengde to become Lu Bu's third father." Amused Cao Cao mocked Lu Bu in his bindings and had him executed shortly after. He did however take Lu Bu's greatest general Zhang Liao into his service as a consolation prize. Zhang Liao then proved to be one of Cao Caos most valuable generals who was so feared by the Southlands that they after a battle where he decimated Sun Quans forces so badly that he was terrified of the idea of a Northern Invasion invoking Zhang Liaos wrath that they never launched a full northern campaign until after they confirmed he had died of illness.
Killed one father for a horse, killed the second for a woman. What do you think he'll do to the third?
@@enavshimshikill the third for a fidget spinner
@jw1731 lol 😂😂
@@enavshimshifor your his boyfriend
Lu Bu:
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He stabs you in the bacc
Good one
Lol😂
Amazing
You are not funny
@@IamMario1.2if you dont like it , dont say anything about it
Japan: I have fought China the most.
Mongolia: No, I have.
China: Amateurs
A really underrated comment
DrQuasi I've fought myself several times and never win.
France would like to know China's location
DrQuasi
Vietnam: *cough* *cough*
DrQuasi Ew, no. You stole it from a meme
Did you know that OverSimplified actually rickrolled us, viewers, at the intro by having the bird sing "永不会放弃你，永不会放下你“（which translates to, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down")
Lmao pretty epic
苍天已死,黄巾当立
Edit: I did use Google Translate for the old comment. It was a bad idea because the chinese back then was diferent. What up with the likes though?
It seems i got some people angry... damn... that is a lot of replies
i was just going to say that
19 M just got Rick rolled 🤣
LOL
Can we all stop and take a second to recognize that Lu Bu really was unbeatable in head to head matchups. The only time throughout this whole history lessson that he lost was when he defeated Cao Cao’s legion while Cao cao was away, and Cao Cao only won because he returned with reinforcements to push out Lu Bu’s depleted squad. And then Lu Bu retreated back into Liu Beus enemy territory WHILE DEPLETED and completely pushed Liu out. And they ONLY defeated Lu Bu together by combining two armies together to face one STILL DEPLETED ONE! Absolute legend. You REALLY had to jump this man in order to win.
Also super hilarious that Liu Beu told cao cao not to recruit him because he would betray him. And then AS SOON AS LU BU gets eliminated, liu beu turns on him🤣
9:03
Betrayal strategy:
1. Warn the target of betrayal
2. Expect normalcy bias
3. Wait for the assassin to kill their target
4. Have at 'em!!!
Dong Zhuo: Takes over China
Lu Bu: *Im about to end this mans whole career*
It's Liu Bei
What career?
@@deadzone6661
Ever heard of a joke?
Nope it's Lu Bu, I was wrong
Lu Bu: But I'm not a warlord!
I don't know if anyone noticed this but I think we got rick rolled at 0:20. 永不会放弃你 永不会放下你 roughly means "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down".
I feel personally attacked by this :)
Thought I was gonna get trolled by this comment but nah it's legit.
Rx Panbanda it’s a reference to the battle of the Hastings video
Yes true
Fantastic post!.
Some said that it's a lot to remember. But as a Chinese, I have to say, almost 70% kids like to read books about three countries and there are some TV series about this which are excellent, so many of us feel this period of history interesting, and like to talk about it. By the way, this cartoon is excellent! I have to say that it generalized that period well and basically stated every important event and they are all correct.
1994 version
Love how he got Liu Bei's ears right; though, he DID forget the eyestalks and lanky gorilla arms.
Yeah, according to Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei looked like the illegitimate lovechild of Quark from Deep Space 9 and Mr. Krabs.
THAT IS SO ALARMING 😂😂😂
Oversimplified hasn’t uploaded in 3 months
This enraged his father, who punished him severely
lmao
Kek
lol
Yep
im wheezing
Would love to see “The Roman Empire: Oversimplified” (or something similar that takes place during that time period lol)
Yes!
I think doing the Crisis of the Third Century oversimplified would be good, since it actually took place around the same time as the end of the Three Kingdoms
I do
Omg yes
Y e s.
So on how the allies fell out on who should own that territory, the simplified story is basically that Liu Bei borrowed it from Sun Quan and refused to give it back. It is so famous that there is a Chinese adages called Liu Bei borrowing Jing Zhou (the name of that piece of land) that basically means never returning what you borrowed. In Chinese it is 刘备借荆州，有借无还
There are some advisors not mentioned, such as Zhuge Liang of Shu(Han), Zhou Yu of Wu, Guo Jia of Wei, and so on. They played an important role in this period.
6:08 Hitler tried time traveling, which enraged his father, who punished him severely.
OH MY GOD I just noticed!
That’s awesome. 👍
Omg now i see it lol
Lol
420th like on this comment
Adolf’s father is so enraged, that he can punish anyone severely in any point of history.
There's gonna be a tax for that
@@neerajvishwanath3179 *stamp*
RJ More economic downturn
@@Novawarp809 hey! YOU cant say that! To the guillotine!
Yeah i Saw that
A lot of the “histories” here are sourced from The Romance of The Three Kingdoms (三国演义）, which is an excellent book, but lacks historically accurate informations. Most Chinese scholars source informations from the Record of The Three Kingdoms （三国志）, which is an official record of dynastic history, instead of an novel like the other book. A lot of informations mentioned in the video, like Diao Chan seducing Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, causing them to betray each other, never actually occurred. In fact, historically, Diao Chan didn’t even exist.
In fact, although the Records of the Three Kingdoms is official, it is not necessarily true considering political factors. I mean, you foreigners should take it as a kind of entertainment. We mainland Chinese also regard it as literary works, because the history of the East is not objective. I hope you know.
fun fact: caocao's doctor figured out caocao's head disease, and wanted to cut it open to remove the disease (first forms of surgery) but caocao was horrified so he executed his doctor. and then he died of the disease.
I think it was equivalent to a brain tumour.
医生的名字叫华佗😄
Everyone dies, and no one is a survivor of life... To choose how you go is fairly respectable.
@@matthewcurry3565isn't executing your doctor not respectable?
@@vialeyyeI think it was a myth
"China is whole again!"
"Then it broke again!"
You got that from the history of the entire world I guess
Bakary F. Sanyang I guess
"The empire, long divided, must unite. The empire, long united, must divide" -- from 'three kingdoms'
That was a different Chinese division. This one went more like “Buddhism is traveling up the Silk Road and I wonder if it will reach China before it collapses again.”
*I guess* , only a few get it
Lu Bu just seems like that one guy on your team that doesn't care about winning, but just shoots every thing he sees.
And the moral of the story is don't trust a guy named Sir Betrayalot, no matter how good his KD.
Zhou will kick Lu Bu's ass in any condition
@@achmaddaru9456 L bozo
@@Mortablunt Oversimplified aint the only channel that fuses Entertainment and Education, you know?
I mean, Tier Zoo, Hbomberguy, Joe Scott and Some More News (especially with his 'Obvious Solutions to Obvious Problems'-Video-Series) have literally perfected that.
Me too
Thanks for making this, I always thought Dynasty Warriors wasn't real, but now I have a lot more respect
It mostly isn't. The characters are mostly real people, and the broad strokes of the events are real, but the games are based on the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, written in the Ming Dynasty, which is a fictionalized and--as you might guess--highly romanticized telling of this period. It's not the most historically accurate work, although the broad strokes are right. And it's got more of a narrative arc with clear heroes and villains that makes for better adapting into a video game than real history. After all, irl ALL of these dudes were vicious, opportunistic warlords.
"just to give u an idea of how crazy and chaotic it was. see if u'r able to keep up"
me who spent my childhood playing dynasty warrior :
"completely understandable"
“He was so fat he kept burning for days”
That’s goals
The one guy with his marshmallow! Epic.
The guy with marshmallows
It's like in the bible when they get to a temple and the candle or lamp burns for days lol
Nice.
Would be an epic yo mama joke
Dynasty warriors taught me all of this already. “It’s it’s it’s luuuu buuuuuu”
You see that statue of Guan Yu
omg i know right. I always wondered how they could keep redoing this story but turns out they never even finished it. Man I spent some childhood hours forming plans on how i could survive a battle with lu bu
I used to play the hell outta dynasty Warriors 3~7 I didn't know the yellow turbans were a real thing Now I'm wondering if the Warriors were real to
There's a lot of stuff that Dynasty Warriors got wrong tho, but then it is only a game
Broooo same! LU BEI HAS ARIVED!!!
I swear i think I've watched this video 100 times. It never gets old.
I absolutely love this channel so much. If you know the history well, and hear it, it's comedy genius.
Who also saw Hitler’s dad on the background when they killed the ‘Eunuchs’, punishing one of them severly?
HobbYT yes I thought ‘which enraged the eunichs father who punished him severely’
6:18
Makes this Channel so worth watching. Great Content Creation
Same
I just noticed
6:15 anyone else see Hitler's dad punishing a Chinese dude severely?
Yep
Omg I do see it 😂
Yis
I was about to say the same thing.
Yes
Man this was without a doubt the best ad sponsor i’ve ever scene! The publisher gave you insentive to cover a faschinating time period and you gave the game easily digestable backstory for the game. Cudos!
Great stuff! War of Red Cliff is huge in that part of history. Legend says that they proposed to Cao that by connecting the ships so they can feel like land and soldiers not get sick on them, and they somehow predicted the wind on the day, shoot arrows with fires and burned all connected ships. Fun
8:39 those chinese poem scrolls are written “never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down” damnn finally my bilingual skill are used
What about the birds at the beggining
@@kylelin3661 also that
we're no strangers to loooooove
Thank u
Also at 5:30 it just says cat and dog in the characters in her room😂
3:50 you see that French yellow vest with a baguette 😂
Bob Roberts hahahah
Oui oui
Bob Roberts Political jokes at its finest
UGH I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT . FRICK!!!
i never get likes
As a native Chinese myself, I confirm this is pretty well explained.. Honestly Oversimplified you pronounced the Chinese names better than 95% of youtubers.
I love the French yellow jacket at 3:53 ! Always there to help revoltin’ !
"Its a little kitty-cat, look at her little ears!"
*"The people loved his political philosophy"*
we needed that
So would that make clowns political? Oh wait
*trump noises intensifies*
@@chlorhex6785 3:37 here ye go
@@Akunai_ LMAO
The way you turned that into an advert for the game at the end was smoother than a eunuch's cheekbones.
dude....gross xD
Dude... nut cool
smoother than a eunuch's taint.
This video was not only intricately researched, the Chinese was also well-pronounced. One of my favourite O.S. videos! Fantastic work!
I started my entire interest in history when I started with dynasty warriors 4 I have watched this and every OS video numerous times but this one gets me, an early memory, top tier. I randomly try and mention lu bu to everyone I can
3:52
Lol yellow vest protester holding a baguette in the middle
lol
Paris protests
oui oui
les cons de français
Right! I lost it when I saw him 🤣
Teacher: we're going to learn about 3 kingdoms
Students: that sounds easy
Teacher: it's actually 5000 kingdoms
Teacher: today we’re gonna learn about chinese history
History geek: oh no
This was basically the equivalent of asian kid vs 2 of the smartest kids in class
the next guy ha! I like this comment xD
That one kid who played Dynasty Warriors: *Its time.*
I felt that lol. I remember the days when I was one of the reporters in class about this. Actually what I reported was like summarized since I was like 12 years old, and I didn't know this was that many wtf. My classmates were really bored, I can imagine myself reporting each kingdoms while everyone is asleep. Lol and it's not easy to explain since even I am having a brain crisis that time.
Honestly Oversimplified you pronounced the Chinese names better than 95% of youtubers. As a native Chinese myself, I confirm this is pretty well explained..
You can really tell he practiced the Chinese names. Thank you OverSimplified.
Teacher: there are only three questions on the homework
The homework:
LMAO
😂😂😂
AYAYAYAY
What the homework ? Learning 3 "kingdoms" lol
@@therealspeedwagon1451 **AWAKEN MY MASTERS**
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Watch out behind you
It’s LU BU
And I brought a bowl of betrayal-o's.
I want to like but it's 69
Nice poem!
Shoot now I shit my pants
Actually in Mandarin it's prounaunced as Lö Bu, as in German
Pretty well explained. Just a Little sad that Zhuge Liang isn’t mentioned. Like, he’s so important in Liu Bei’s country!!😢
just awesome. i love all of your vids and appreciate your work
3:51
Lol the guy with the baguette and wearing a yellow vest😂
Just a randomguy made a joke about the yellow vests in France
He’s not wearing a yellow vest
@Therealcurrymaster That stands for a random protester from France
OMFG THIS GILET JAUNE ALMOST KILLED ME LMAOO
yellow vest protests
6:08 one of the Eunuchs at the back was getting punished severely
By Adolf's dad
good eye
dead eye
i saw it from the first time . lol
Im surprised by the amounts of arabs here
6:16 adolf’s dad sure is a busy man……
Border patrol,beating the smack out of anyone not loyal to him,chinese rebellion crushing…..
A busy man indeed
😅
Great video OverSimplified - One thing that stands out: pictures of each warlord, etc.. would've helped to follow the history a tiny bit, but it's still very interesting and informative. Thanks!
( I know there's colors and writing, but I personally like seeing imagery and portraits😃 )
0:21 Man he just rickrolled all of us in a different language. That’s next level
哈哈哈
*rick rolls in chinese*
Not me 哈哈哈哈
Happens again at 8:29 lol
If this is the overly smplified version, don't even start on the actual one
Mujahid Syed I read the three kingdoms, and even though it was the easier version to read, it was confusing
I tried understanding the War of the Roses... I gave up and just read a song of ice and fire.
@@RubberBruh1 Stares at riddle... Why does not knowing cigarette brands make solving an exercise in logic harder? It shouldn't, but it somehow does.
@@Jimothyjohns there is actually 2 books, one is san guo yan yi (romance of the three kingdom) , which is simplier but has interesting story line, while san guo zhi (Records of the Three Kingdoms) is the actual record of the history.
khaiwen100 yeah. I want to read the full version of both. I haven’t been able to yet but I’m trying to find a copy
Why did I read the thumbnail as
'Three Condoms' 💀
6:07 The eunuchs killed He Jin. This enraged Yuan Shao (and Adolf's father), who punished them severely
Educating the public like no public school ever could. Thank you, Oversimplified.
Vegan Things I think the same
I love this
So true
So true
Very true
0:21 to those who dont know chinese
it says :Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Was I just rickrolled in 2019?
@@keeperofeurobeat8421 unfortunately yes
Im kinda mad when i saw what the bird is singing
Why because is in Chinese
@@keeperofeurobeat8421 As a Chinese I can confirm that it is true
Ty:) thanks for making all these cool videos explaining history! You single-handedly, save me from failing history in school. Thanks for all the American history videos.:)
im a huge fan of the three kingdoms i have the books games watched the show and everything this is an amazing vid
Watching old Oversimplified videos?
There's a tax for that
To the guillotine
That's one too many ouchies
To the *G U L A G*
This enraged his father,who punished him severely
@@shawellminoe he ate him severely
6:08 Imperial forces stormed the palace and the Eunuchs were all massacrate-
*This enraged his father, who punished a guy in the back severely.*
XD
Know right!
🤔...
That looks like Freud
@@mdl222 It's actually Hittler's dad.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 He's everywhere
3:42,that is soooooo funny,oversimpifed does some great work.
I was trying to find a book on the Warring states, but wow, this video solved ALL of my questions. But it probably was a pain to edit 😅
for those who are wondering, at 0.21, where the line "the birds are singing", the Chinese roughly translates to never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Nice easter egg.
Rickrolled!
its not the first time
But when I used Google translate,they were not the same
I thought it was a sans reference lmao
STOP
6:10 The Eunuchs killed He Hin.
This, of course, enraged Hitler's father, who punished them severely.
Hitler's father was in the video in the suppression of rebellion
Scrody Mom 🌞
Scrody mom forgot to add the period at the end of his sentence.
This, of course, enraged hitler’s father, who punished him severely.
Goddamn it hahaha, i missed that one
@@Bluecheese1400 thanka
Brilliant video. Immediately liked and subbed.
It touches my soul because im so stupid with history
awesome video! also like the bird on the roof singing in the start of the vid was actually singing rickroll but in chinese
Decades of playing Dynasty Warriors prepared me for recognizing every single name in this whole video. Worth it.
Recently discovered the series with DW Empires 8. Absolutely love it. I was gonna get 9 but it seems to be bad according to the reviews. Ill hold off until 9 Empires or 10.
Yellow Turban Rebellion
Battle of Hu lao gate
Battle of Xia pi
Etc
I know huh!?! I loved playing Lubu.
I grew up with that series lmao.
@@UnderseaPumaKing get 7 empire instead, the best empire version ever
more events, more endings and more ways to screw up the entire map than 8 :D
I love how Lu Bu in his intro was being a badass and then for the rest of his time in the video he’s getting his ass kicked
Can't imagine he had that many men, and he still took huge pieces of land. He's that one guy that just rushes everything and shoots everything in a video game.
Lu Bu is a character in RPG which attack:99 and wisdom:0
He probably should have listened to Chen Gong more
Stupid dragon.
Ah sh- 👹
When the bad guy becomes a playable character.
These characters are so adorable in their little outfits 😊
* China seems to be having a war with itself.
* It appears to be losing…
it is called civil war, what a new word for you
Lu Bu betrayed everyone he worked for
This enraged cao cao who punished him severely
I'm the 100th like! That means good luck for not getting punished severely
@@StarLight-so4nm what does that even supposed to mean?
His dad punishes him severely by hitting his butt several times in the vid and then it becomes a meme
Dude I am Chinese and this is the best simplified introduction of our history done by a foreigner. No cap. It's harder than you think to explain it to this extent
Thought-provoking: Bluejay, Second Thought, Planarwalk, Prophet of Zod.
first
@@BORLMBK in culture revolution they destroy a lot, but not all, at least I still can find the genealogy, artifacts, and cultural Heritage in my hometown
@@Kingsman51895 That’s great to hear, as an American I’ve always had a fascination with Chinese history and culture, and it has always saddened me to hear about how the Cultural Revolution uprooted and burned a bunch of China’s history and culture
@@chinsaw2727 It is a terrible and sad history, but nothing compared to what happened afterwards, but it is understandable, after all, China is a country of 1,400,000,000 people and maintaining stability is of paramount importance, and something has to be sacrificed to maintain stability
Thank you for this video! Thanks to the map you put in and knowing where the Yellow River was, I got an A!
My history teacher showed my class this video during our Ancient China unit, it’s still amazing.
But oversimplified, China was discovered by the viki-
*Oh no, I’m having a heart attacc*
Wreckz - 0 BRO ARE U STALKING ME I SEE U IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION LOL 😂 LITERALLY IDEK HOW
@@xo_Hayat search up maximilianmus
@@xo_Hayat that's not the same person,its just that a lot of people use that as their pfp,including him
New Antarctictangle No he betrayed Pewds!
the Memes of oversimplified:
dude... uncool!
So he punished him severely
Oh no I'm having a heart attacc!
I don't remember some, I'll add more later.
0:20 that’s simplified Chinese for “never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”
Mother fu
well..... the bird just rickrolled us
Oof
cker
I love that
And 8:28 calligraphy writing 🙃
I'm pretty confused with Dynasty Warrior game lore because the lore is kinda mixed up with 'what if'
This video helps me a lot
just want to say best ad drop in relation to the video ever. enough to have me write a comment about it so hats off to you sir.
That ad transition was literally the best I've ever seen.
Electro_blob facepalm
premium users cant relate
@@agumon1605 ???
@@agumon1605 he meant the sponsor
Oversimplified was sponsored by total war 3 kingdoms.
This enraged Skillshare who punished him severely
Andres DE LAS SALAS oh did they???
Vikings: dude, uncool
But it also enraged Vikings: war of clans, who also punished him severely.
I DID THE SAME COMMENT AND OLNLY 132 LIKES
Yes
Another great couple of games based on this era are the NES Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the SNES Romance of the Three Kingdoms II. Obviously old, but having played a *ton* of RotTK II back in the day I was able to follow the high speed history section without any trouble. That's not something I thought I'd get from playing SNES games, but there it is.
I like the condensed organization of the Three Kingdoms history and also that you didn't butcher Cao Cao and call him "Cow Cow" like most foreigners. Also, that guy's name who killed Dong Zhuo is "Lwe Bu". The u sometimes make a we ish sound.
Well for Lu Bu... if you make a we-ish sound it'll be like Luwee Bu brother
It's just Lv Bu. The V sound in Chinese doesn't exist in English (or maybe it does idk can't think of any word rn)
@@Ocro555 Lwe Bu, not Luwe.
@@fobinc I know bro I'm Chinese too, it's just that trying to use "we" to make the "v" sound is inaccurate
“So fat and oily, he burned for days”
Im sorry- I completely fell on the floor After that
Nice
That's actually true story...
@@bjwashington8234 exaggerated story. king arthur pulled a sword from a stone. would you believe it? ancient people just like to boast things up
@@ghostilla Another version says they put a candle in his belly button and it burned for days, this one would be more realistic
@@ghostilla I mean, it's true though...
I am Chinese, and this is literally THE best introduction of ancient Chinese history (till the Three Kingdoms Era) I ever came across that has been done by a foreigner.
I agree!
And you didn’t even see the rick roll
seems you really donnot like reading something about Chinese history. This video is good, but far away from the best.
Aika -Chan what?
Ali - K the bird at the very start was singing Never gonna give you up
This is my comfort video, I’ve watched it at least 100 times
As a french I love the reference at 3:52 about the french who manifested against Macron
Three kingdoms fought for over 100 years for unification, and in the end, none of them achieved it.
Talk about irony.
And the winner, West Jin, has the dubious honour of being probably the only United Dynasty in China to be corrupt as fuck from the first generation emperor.
ETA
If anyone wonders why, with other out-of-chaos-comes-unity dynasties, such as West Han under Liu Bang, North Song under Zhao Kuangying, or Ming under Zhu Yuanzhang, those emperors either come from humble roots and climbed to the top with their leadership skills, or they started with a power level (Zhao Kuangying was a big general in Later Zhou dynasty, and he eventually amassed enough power to force the emperor and the empress dowager to abdicate for him) but it still takes cunning and humility to plan and exercise.
The Sima clan on the other hand, are dirty schemers who got lucky by the time Sima Yan becomes emperor of all China. Now Sima Yan has conquered all of China, they think there’s nothing more to do, so lets get to those nonstop Porsche Parties already.
Actually, the new dynasty only last 30 years
Michael He Oh yeah, from CE 280 to 316, but civil war already fucked China up enough that northern ethnicities created their own kingdoms since 304.
China would not see unification again until CE 589 under the Sui dynasty
You know what's good and bad at the same time?
This Channel is never going to run out of topics
(And thats a Fact)
Kostasolol rockie Chanel 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@moosedraw3731 done xD
Kostasolol rockie it was funnier when it said Chanel lmao. Honestly made me chuckle.
@Name Nachnahme not long
I’m a Chinese and I’ve never known what happened after the three kingdoms, this is the first I heard about it 😂
13:16 Oversimplified, I think you missed something. Before the battle of the red cliffs, Cao Cao was tricked into chaining his ships together (in some like of line). Because of this, it made escape difficult and stuff
Just the explained version of "China is whole again, then it broke again"
History of the world video?
@@darthwarspite8544 yes, the bill wurtz video
Oversimplified×Bill wurtz
@@darthwarspite8544 i guess
@@learnmaths3329 y you so toxic man
I just wanna say that at 0:21, the bird that was singing was saying the Chinese lyrics for "never ganna give you up, never gonna let you down" all of you normies just got Rick rolled.
永不会放弃你
I was about to comment i need a translation. Thank you, my hero!
Wow I just got rick rolled
The ancient duck roll, because hey, a pigeon looks a bit like a duck
that's what the bird says in every intro of that type
No mention of Kong Ming? He was literally the reason why it was 3 kingdoms and not 10 or 15. Mentioning Sima Yi without Kong Ming is a humongous disservice.
I’m surprised he didn’t mention how the Jin dynasty lasted for all of two seconds before it collapsed, and then the 16 kingdoms era started.
yeah lol, even more chaotic than 3 kingdoms
@@Ocro555 Warring States and Spring and Autumn period: Armatures.
@@drafezard7315 warring States not rilly, only 7 main players. spring and autumn period has more players i think but more stable and do not have big outside threats unlike the north-south dynasties
@@Ocro555 😢yes.that period.human always eat meat....of human
@@yuluoxianjun cannibalism😔
The emperor’s uncle took over
This enraged his father who beat him severely
Who punished*
:) Very True J D
Oof
Punished*
J D When I saw that I almost died
想不容易，这么复杂的历史，可以讲的如此通俗易懂，真是太厉害了。👍
To give an interesting idea of how (globally) bloody this time period was…
At around the same time as ancient China was fighting this mess out, the Romans were duking it out with the Carthaginians (including Hannibal’s infamous rampage through Italy).
Yes I have been binging Oversimplified. Why do you ask?
0:20 The birds just rickrolled me. It said 永不会放弃你，永不会放下你 which translates to Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
China just copyrighted an 80s singer
Thank you for translating😅👌🏻
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*你为什么能发语音？*
@@midnightstranger8057 the characters in the speech thing
Everyone realized