"You know, there's a million fine-looking woman in the world dude. But they don't bring you lasagna to work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya." my favorite one out of the whole collection.
I'm a woman and my bf and I dressed up and Jay and Silent Bob for Halloween last year (I was bob) and I created a meme that said "you know there's a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don't all dress up like Silent Bob for Halloween. Most of them just cheat on you". Was a huge hit
Dude, i literally chased an amy of my own back in the day. And like our good pals, Silent Bob and Holden, i was in the EXACT situation. I fell in mutual love with an older girl (four years my senior) who resisted my advances until i finally cracked that thick armor of hers (no sexual pun intended) but she had a past that my insecurities as a Catholic raised boy who only had sex with one girl and lost his virginty at 18. I was too stupid to realize that she didn't care that i wasn't "on her level" or "lacked experience". This movie bonded me to Kevin for life, and i saw him as a man i wanted to be friends with. Not because he was famous and a filmmaker, but because I KNEW him...........so to speak.
Jay and silent Bob had a really interesting relationship in hindsight, they actively just say the worst things to each other but still have a great friendship
Ive modelled alot of my high school social life after Silent Bob. Hung out with a loudmouth and basically said nothing. And I loved when I did say something, it always made people actually listen to me. Ive since learned to talk, but in social gatherings, I like to keep my mouth shut and just take in
@@Osrsinvictus Jason mewes was actually on dope so he would commonly get sugar cravings due to him being on hard drugs. It’s sad but he’s recovered and is doing pretty well
It's funny when you thing of it: Kevin Smith likes to talks a lot! I mean really a lot! So the character he plays is always silent. Similar thing with George Carlin playing a catholic cardinal in Dogma.
@The ill will no we did not evolve to be bothered by those things. We have been conditioned by religion and society to consider those things taboo. HUGE difference between the two
He said "She didn't feel like she had anything to be sorry for" I thought too myself "She doesn't feel bad that she hurt you by betraying your trust?" Even if you wanted a normal relationship with her it would not be the same. In the words of Dane Cook "Let's just stick this out for another seven years and end this thing violently" lol
I feel like the silent in silent bob is because most things don’t matter and need to be described all the time, he literally only speaks when it’s something important to him or something of the sort where he has to speak out. Why waste words on something that’s gonna be forgotten, speak the truth and speak what’s important.
He did!!! I just finished the movie like 2 minuets ago hehe. Basically Rufus was telling Jay if he stopped having such a bad mouth he’d put in a good word with Jesus and Bob said thanks instead of Jay
Ming That's not true because the lesbian girl told Ben Affleck in the movie about her friend having sex with a dead guy in the Quick Stop bathroom and that happened in Clerks.
Jeffrey William Ming’s saying the chasing Amy backstory happened before clerks not the movie itself. I mean it’s entirely possible that silent bob went silent after the events of the chasing any story.
He also talks at the end of Dogma when Chris Rock says "if you clean up your language, I just might put in a good word for you." Silent Bob says "thanks."
I loved the "thats your que man" with a little smirk as he leaned back. I think Jay definitely recognizes and reapects Bobs intelligence despite the ahot he talks.
You missed a couple Silent Bob lines: 1. In the end of 'Dogma,' when Rufus tells him and Jay that he'll put in a good word for the two of them to get into Heaven if they clean up their language a bit, Silent Bob responds "Thanks." 2. In the beginning of 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,' when the boy trying to buy a nickel- bag off of them talks about "That movie with Prince in it," Silent Bob clarifies it by saying "Purple Rain."
I was blown away by him trusting the Silent Bob actor to go from never saying anything to this long poignant line until I learned that was Kevin Smith the whole time. Still a great monologue.
Kevin Smith is an absolutely amazing writer when he has something to write. I still don't know of another writer/director that has pulled off so much of the shit he has. I was absolutely fucking livid during Chasing Amy....for the same reason as the character. I don't know why either, I fell into that movie way to much. I've never had a relationship like that either so it wasn't something I related to. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes existing pleases me. The fact that Jay is directly based off of young Jason is fucking beautiful. I actually want to see Steve O on Jason and Kevins podcast. For Steve and Jason, not even for me, though I would like to see it. They have a lot in common.
And if you're being dishonest? (Sorry... just REALLY hate people using that phrase, "if I'm being honest." Basically saying, "hey... I'm not usually an honest person.")
I can see that they might have a reference on occasion, but really it's a typical pairing of the outgoing doer and the silent-yet-far-more-intelligent-than-they-let-on types.
This proves anyone can be a great actor so long as they're saying something they believe is true. Smith has Brando vibes here. I guess the trick to a career in acting is being able to kid yourself that every line the writer gives you is not complete bullshit. Actors are people paid by producers to convince themselves of a writer's narrow worldview.
Chasing Amy has been around for like what 30 years or something and I've never watched it even though I like Jay and silent Bob, from this clip I realized I should have watched that movie a long time ago I'm about to be 29
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"You know, there's a million fine-looking woman in the world dude. But they don't bring you lasagna to work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya." my favorite one out of the whole collection.
@WTF it's almost like you watched this video or something.
@@IndividualistMusic don’t be a dick head, he’s just espousing his appreciation for bobs character
@Paul Yousef Yup, I have been watching on InstaFlixxer for months myself :)
I'm a woman and my bf and I dressed up and Jay and Silent Bob for Halloween last year (I was bob) and I created a meme that said "you know there's a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don't all dress up like Silent Bob for Halloween. Most of them just cheat on you". Was a huge hit
Silent Bob RedPilled 😏😉😆
The Chasing Amy Speech is why I will defend Smitty until the day I die. One of the best movie monologues of all time.
While Jay eats spoonfuls of sugar🤣
What did Smitty do?
No doubt.
Dude, i literally chased an amy of my own back in the day.
And like our good pals, Silent Bob and Holden, i was in the EXACT situation. I fell in mutual love with an older girl (four years my senior) who resisted my advances until i finally cracked that thick armor of hers (no sexual pun intended) but she had a past that my insecurities as a Catholic raised boy who only had sex with one girl and lost his virginty at 18. I was too stupid to realize that she didn't care that i wasn't "on her level" or "lacked experience".
This movie bonded me to Kevin for life, and i saw him as a man i wanted to be friends with. Not because he was famous and a filmmaker, but because I KNEW him...........so to speak.
@@brianbird3756 I heard that was because of his heroin addiction
2:08 "Do somethin"
I fkn love that so much 😄😄
Jay and silent Bob had a really interesting relationship in hindsight, they actively just say the worst things to each other but still have a great friendship
That's just the main sign of a true friendship.
Hetero-Life-mates. By bestie calls me his "straight-boyfriend" (He is gay and I am a straight man).
that’s how stoners roll
@@robinholmes8390 Yeah, no. That’s a different type of relationship.
@@robinholmes8390 Yo he's into you lmao.
"No ticket." -one of the greatest lines in cinema history
It’s a reference to Indianapolis Jones.
@@SM-ok3sz I too love Indianapolis Jones.
Yeah... most expressive one
So good that Indiana Jones referenced it.
That's what's up! NAGA-NOOTCH!
Ive modelled alot of my high school social life after Silent Bob. Hung out with a loudmouth and basically said nothing. And I loved when I did say something, it always made people actually listen to me. Ive since learned to talk, but in social gatherings, I like to keep my mouth shut and just take in
Jay's just sitting there eating sugar lol
Funny as fuck lol. Its so random lol.
@@Osrsinvictus Jason mewes was actually on dope so he would commonly get sugar cravings due to him being on hard drugs. It’s sad but he’s recovered and is doing pretty well
@@robertmilazzo3251 oh I know all about Jason being on herion. It's awesome he's sober now. It's still just so random in the movie tough lol.
@@robertmilazzo3251 he was detoxing at the time. It gives you a sweet tooth.
@@pnut3844able No it doesn't
Silent Bob does talks, but rarely and he usually gives some wise advice when he talks. Silent Bob is a silent type, not a mute.
Bill McDonnell wow thanks for explaining that for all of us
@@Rya_N33 : 😁 .•°
Ya don't say?
It's best to observe than to be observed.
So he's Ferb
Chasing Amy was a surprisingly genuinely entertaining movie. It doesnt get enough respect as a drama-comedy.
It's funny when you thing of it: Kevin Smith likes to talks a lot! I mean really a lot! So the character he plays is always silent. Similar thing with George Carlin playing a catholic cardinal in Dogma.
And George Carlin himself in real life was an atheist.
A really vocal atheist
I noticed this when id watch interviews. Id think to my self wow the irony of silent bob lol
@Ronnie Hill take some mydol
Silent bob is silent ... Because Kevin Smith's true voice is in the script he wrote...
Jay and Observant Bob.
That Chasing Amy dialogue is so memorable.
@The ill will no we did not evolve to be bothered by those things. We have been conditioned by religion and society to consider those things taboo. HUGE difference between the two
@The ill will oh ok, that's cool that you disagree. That doesn't make you any less wrong 😂
It all depends on how high you were at the time of hearing it
His story from chasing amy is the truest life lesson every man needs to hear.
He did the right thing. You don't take women who are sexually promiscuous because they'll eventually cheat on you.
@@FAITHandLOGIC You can take them as much as you want.
You just don't KEEP those women :P 😛
finger cuffs
Being an introvert is often just a preference for quality over quantity.
True.
Nope , it mean having quiet personality , it dont mean , words will become wiser. It depends on person
Fuck. Yes
Most people talk about dumb shit.
@@Panda-qz8td nah bro introverts are intellectual as fuck
The speech in Chasing Amy is just amazing!!
Great writing
@@marksman24444 this really happened to him
@@scottwyatt3692 no way 😲 no wonder he's so natural.
@@scottwyatt3692 yea. With the chick who actually played amy
He had to do something to pick up the mostly boring movie he knew he wrote.
Whenever Bob opens his mouth, particularly in the case of Chasing Amy, he becomes "Not-So-Silent Bob".
And what he says is usually meaningful.
He said "She didn't feel like she had anything to be sorry for"
I thought too myself "She doesn't feel bad that she hurt you by betraying your trust?" Even if you wanted a normal relationship with her it would not be the same. In the words of Dane Cook "Let's just stick this out for another seven years and end this thing violently" lol
I feel like the silent in silent bob is because most things don’t matter and need to be described all the time, he literally only speaks when it’s something important to him or something of the sort where he has to speak out. Why waste words on something that’s gonna be forgotten, speak the truth and speak what’s important.
I remember him saying "thanks" at the end of Dogma to chris rock
I remember that vividly because everyone gives him crazy eyes.
He said "no ticket" after throwing the Angel's off the train
He did!!! I just finished the movie like 2 minuets ago hehe.
Basically Rufus was telling Jay if he stopped having such a bad mouth he’d put in a good word with Jesus and Bob said thanks instead of Jay
Jay eating raw sugar from a spoon is hilarious to me
😂😂😂 you think that’s sugar
You think it's raw?
Junkie behavior
You think that's hilarious
You think that's a spoon?
Silent Bob's speech about chasing Amy got to me
Flame & Ice fr thoo
If I met Jay and Silent Bob, and he told me about his Chasing Amy story, I probably would've cried for him.
It sounds like it was a personal experience for him
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
So silent bob became silent because after the chasing Amy story he gets so depressed that he doesn't want to talk anymore.
uuuh sure
except that Clerks came out first and he was already known as "Silent Bob"
Jeffrey William Yeah but the “Chasing Amy” thing is a backstory, so it presumably happened before Clerks, chronologically
Ming That's not true because the lesbian girl told Ben Affleck in the movie about her friend having sex with a dead guy in the Quick Stop bathroom and that happened in Clerks.
Jeffrey William Ming’s saying the chasing Amy backstory happened before clerks not the movie itself. I mean it’s entirely possible that silent bob went silent after the events of the chasing any story.
He also talks at the end of Dogma when Chris Rock says "if you clean up your language, I just might put in a good word for you." Silent Bob says "thanks."
@Darth Dämon Yeah, he plays Chaka in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. He's a different character in Dogma though (Rufus).
Silent Bob's Words of Wisdom.
Silent Bob is the smarter, wiser and more reasonable of the twosome.
When he tells jay do something 😂😂😂😂
"Do, or do not. There is no t--" "Knock that shit off, man, we've got a bus to catch!"
LOL.
😆
I loved the "thats your que man" with a little smirk as he leaned back. I think Jay definitely recognizes and reapects Bobs intelligence despite the ahot he talks.
You know if you string all of Silent Bob's monologues together they kinda tell a story. Well except the monkey part....ehhh the monkey part too. 🤣
You missed a couple Silent Bob lines:
1. In the end of 'Dogma,' when Rufus tells him and Jay that he'll put in a good word for the two of them to get into Heaven if they clean up their language a bit, Silent Bob responds "Thanks."
2. In the beginning of 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,' when the boy trying to buy a nickel- bag off of them talks about "That movie with Prince in it," Silent Bob clarifies it by saying "Purple Rain."
I was blown away by him trusting the Silent Bob actor to go from never saying anything to this long poignant line until I learned that was Kevin Smith the whole time. Still a great monologue.
When silent bob speaks you listen.
you’re forgetting his other line in mallrats:
jay: bye baby kitties. damn silent bob show some heart
silent bob: spspspspspss
other line in dogma when chris rock's character says he'll put in a good word
"Thanks"
I'm not a big Affleck fan, but he did an amazing job in this movie. He really made the character believeable
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
" Do something." Lmfao 🤣😆
I love it that when Silent Bob eventually DOES talk he always have something profound or important to say 😂
"No ticket"
"I got nothing."
He always seems to have wisdom at the appropriate time.
Silent Bob is a man of great wisdom.
Short answer, he becomes edgelord Bob
That story about Amy man… kinda sad, but so realistic. Guys sure know how to fuck up a good thing sometimes.
Silent bob: speaks
Me:”wait, that’s illegal”
5:36 he went all lawyer on him
His scene in Chasing Amy makes me wanna cry.
He also says, "no ticket," when they're on the bus.
Train.
Indiana Jones reference :D
TheY2AProblem Loki and Bartleby were kicked off of the bus when Loki shot the guy who cheated on his wife.
genghisjon ! They weren't kicked off the bus, the bus pulled over and everyone ran.
That eye brow raise Affleck gives when silent Bob says
menage a trois always makes me laugh
Kevin Smith is an absolutely amazing writer when he has something to write. I still don't know of another writer/director that has pulled off so much of the shit he has. I was absolutely fucking livid during Chasing Amy....for the same reason as the character. I don't know why either, I fell into that movie way to much. I've never had a relationship like that either so it wasn't something I related to. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes existing pleases me. The fact that Jay is directly based off of young Jason is fucking beautiful. I actually want to see Steve O on Jason and Kevins podcast. For Steve and Jason, not even for me, though I would like to see it. They have a lot in common.
If I'm being completely honest, Chasing Amy is Kevin Smiths masterpiece.
And if you're being dishonest? (Sorry... just REALLY hate people using that phrase, "if I'm being honest." Basically saying, "hey... I'm not usually an honest person.")
No dogma is
Dogma. Hands down Dogma. Dogma was brilliant.
Clerks
I like Chasing Amy, but I think Dogma is better. They are all pretty good though. 😎
That was:
"THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID: CRITTERS Of HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK! "
And this is beatiful quote
I bet these guys wait until the end of filming to have Silent Bob speak as a relief scene for Kevin
Who knew the 13 Apostle in ‘Dogma’ would be the preacher of logic we need today 😂👏
It's funny cuz in Chasing Amy, Silent Bob probably talks more than Jay does.
If we get another J&SB movie, I'd love to see Amy and Silent Bob possibly reunite.
Cris Sayago we are getting a new one though Jay and silent bob rebooted :P
That defeats the purpose of the monologue. Life goes on. He messed up, he won’t see her again. It’s better that way.
Didn't remember eating spoons of sugar in the chasing Amy scene.
If Quentin Tarantino directed Kevin Smith, it would be the most epic of films.
.... and everybody wants The Bob.
"Get up, Tons o' Fun!" :D
2:06 one of my favorite J&SB interactions.
“There’s nothing worse than watching a fat man cry” -Jay
I laughed the hardest when the Basshunter song started at the end. Caught me totally off guard
I love the outtakes of Clerk's 2 where Bob says "These aren't the droids you're looking for???" Lol
Bass hunter at the end... oh man. This is gold. Ty Richard Ortiz.
“Who the fuck talks like that?!” 😂😂😂
Silent Bob is so cool.
Silent Bob is a character i respect the most
The chasing Amy speech was beautiful
But also kinda heartbreaking at the same time.
Love how Jay just sits there free balling sugar shots lol
5:07 that's what I want to say to Netflix for deleting Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
AManWithAUsername Well guess what
Also its back
Then they took Clerks off
they brang it back homie
AManWithAUsername they brought it back
One of my favorite childhood movies.
...You missed the one at the end of dogma
Lotus Lexa. "Thanks"
well it is just one word so it gets a pass
"No ticket".
TYSON VALERA That was his first line of the movie. Thanks was his last.
Don't forget all of Silent Bob's lines in Clerks: The Animated Series too.
1:31 I couldn't stop laughing my ass off
Is it because of Jay eating sugar by the spoonful?
no bc the of "stupid guy bullshit" I done that
yup
Is jay eating straight up salt?
I relate to him to too many ways. people always ask me if I'm eating just bbq sauce and shit like that
Sugar. He was coming off heroin. When you detox on opiates you crave sweet shit.
@@pnut3844able even on heroin u love sugar
Had no idea Jason used to do Smack til I read this thread. Wild.
@@homegrowntwinkie Neither did I do, dude lol.
his voice kinda sounds sexy to me lol
Silent Bob is the definition of "a Man of very few words"
No ticket was my favorite line ever. I put the whole scene again and again LMFAO every time lol
5:02 "THE SIGN!!! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR!! SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!" always gets me 🤣
That ending song suddenly turned this into a memorial video.
Yeah I thought I'd slipped into that parallel universe we don't talk about.
"Adventure? Excitement? A jedi does not crave these things."
Bob says some deep shit
Someone told me I reminded them of silent bob today. So here I am to discover him
You're a little late there but my opinion his movies (Kevin Smith) are great
always telling that chasing amy story
omg amazing....love silent bob talking.........jay and silent bob always!!!!!
i think kevin smith aka silent bob directed all of those movies!
2:14 is Jay just straight up eating salt? 🤣
Sugar
It's like black bolt, he keeps his mouth close and then. Once he utters some words, all hell breaks loose.
5:38 Bob and Silent Jay
No ticket
5:03 something tells me Bob has wanted to call Jay that for a while
I can see that they might have a reference on occasion, but really it's a typical pairing of the outgoing doer and the silent-yet-far-more-intelligent-than-they-let-on types.
Its just what I was listening to at the time.
Well WTF!! your waiting for that’s your cue man!! lol 😂
I hugged mooby once. Its a funny story.
Just ask.
Kevin Smith is a very talented guy and awesome director . And he is correct about the girl who brings you lasagna.
A bus to Chicago. Reference to Dogma
This proves anyone can be a great actor so long as they're saying something they believe is true. Smith has Brando vibes here. I guess the trick to a career in acting is being able to kid yourself that every line the writer gives you is not complete bullshit. Actors are people paid by producers to convince themselves of a writer's narrow worldview.
5:02 hilarious
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID, "CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD," YOU DUMB FUCK!
I ♥ Silent Bob!!
Kevin Smith really does have like all the best lines in his movies lol
1:30 Jay is eating sugar straight from the spoon 😂😂
That's because he is coming down.
I love ❤ silent bob
Chasing Amy has been around for like what 30 years or something and I've never watched it even though I like Jay and silent Bob, from this clip I realized I should have watched that movie a long time ago I'm about to be 29
Chris Vamudio it came out in ‘97...
“30 Years”. It’s barely past 20 dude
7:12 Snotchie Botchie
Honestly out of all these "Chasing Amy" has got to be one of my favorite
Said no one ever
@@Tmillea dang son, I just enjoying my life here. Whatever
Their scene in scream is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen