Watch these deleted scenes from CLERKS II including extended scenes of Jay's dance to "Goodbye Horses" and Lance Dowd's conversation with Randal and Dante.
I was 21 when this movie came out and, even back then, I knew that I would still relate to it in my 30s. As an outsider, a reject and a weirdo with a dark sense of humour, I always knew that this is what my personality is like and that it will never change. Granted, I am not working in fast food and I have a decent education but the silliness, humour and refusal to fully grow up are all there. I am basically a mish-mash of all the characters in this wonderful movie. I guess I keep coming back to it because I relate to it so much.
Randall's rant is not about Lance, is about Dante leaving him. I left a friend of mine in my hometown (in order to pursue a career) and he was just as sad and angry. I still feel kind of guilty about it
That one hit me on a different level too. He did a great job acting it out. It felt very real. Probably added some emotion from a real experience he's had in life too
I like the added silence during the last scene after Randall laments that Dante is leaving for Florida. It makes Randall’s emotions feel more raw and authentic.
+Robert Jonsson They have to edit certain scenes out to maintain a R rating. The rest could have been added into a unrated version, which I'm pretty sure it was. Somehow I've seen all these scenes as if they weren't cut on the version I watched.
10:32 to 10:55 . That's how I felt like me growing up in the 2000s. Missed hanging out with my friends at elementary school. Watch cartoon Network and played fresh games on the original Xbox and Xbox 360 games. Missed my times being a 2000s kid. It's what Minion said in his loading scene in Twisted Metal Black. We will return to our old world one day.
It would've killed my ass off if I rode in the car with 2 guys just like them. Two store clerks getting hilariously all damn personal would've killed off my laugh box everytime it's been repaired.
Whn I watched Clerks 2 these scenes were in the movie. The seen with Jay doing the buffalo bill rip off had the music... So they obviously put them back in after it was released in theatres
I've seen the entire Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks franchise a hundred times I can definitely hear the music in my head with the dick tuck scene. I know I'm not the only one
For some reason they cut Jay's joke when it only took 2 seconds. Them asking him how he knows they call him Pickle Fucker and him responding "You do?" then running out with the food is a great joke...no idea why they cut it
dude used to be a pack a day guy, he's since quit, I saw him once in Manhattan at a flower shop a pal of mine used to work at, and I managed to score a cig from him, nice guy, but he's a scientologist...to each their own surely
I feel like this movie would feel exactly like a "clerks II." if it were in black and white. But, for as long after the original as this was, it worked incredibly well and is (for the most part) pretty faithful to the original script's style. The only thing I would change is replacing the 3-4 time filler music videos from the second half with this stuff
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The car dialogue should have stayed in. I remember seeing this movie in the theater and how hard people laughed during it. That scene would have killed.
If the multiverse theory is correct then Dante in fact impregnated his mother an infinite number of times by jizzing on the woman's room toilet seat. Late but spoiler alert.
As neat as t was to see Jason Lee make an appearance in Clerks2, I sorta wish it would have ben as Brodie, or Banky...ether way Kevin Smith still pulled together all he could from the previous movies, this is almost like a mash-up of all his movie's...or so I felt when I first saw it in the theaters.
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"Thanks, pickle fucker!"
"How'd you know we call him pickle fucker?"
"You do?"
Fucking priceless.
PsychoticDave I know, that line was hilarious. They totally should have kept that in!
PsychoticDa
Dangit! They should've kept that in.
Beat me to it. 🤣😂🤣
@@sstaners1234 Yeah, six years ago. Lmfao.
How Jeff Anderson can deliver those lines with a straight face is amazing.
Just telling a story
Randall always finds a way to display his intelligence in the most hilarious way possible, lmao
hehe Whenever i will see Jason Lee with mustache then i will forever see Earl.
Light beard hes Brody
Full beard he’s Banky
He was in the middle of filming Earl when he got the call for Clerks II. Drove a few hours to this set and memorized 18 pages of dialogue on the spot.
I was told it was Ben Affleck when I watched this. Lol
@@fresherzzz9240 Ben Affleck and Jason Lee are both in this
I never thought I’d hit 30 and relate to Randal Graves so much...
I'm 24 and relate
I was 21 when this movie came out and, even back then, I knew that I would still relate to it in my 30s. As an outsider, a reject and a weirdo with a dark sense of humour, I always knew that this is what my personality is like and that it will never change. Granted, I am not working in fast food and I have a decent education but the silliness, humour and refusal to fully grow up are all there. I am basically a mish-mash of all the characters in this wonderful movie. I guess I keep coming back to it because I relate to it so much.
Randal is my patronus
I'm in my 30s and I can never relate to Randall Graves.
@@greengrassofhome my buddy at the gym always told me to never grow up.
Randall's rant is not about Lance, is about Dante leaving him. I left a friend of mine in my hometown (in order to pursue a career) and he was just as sad and angry. I still feel kind of guilty about it
That one hit me on a different level too. He did a great job acting it out. It felt very real. Probably added some emotion from a real experience he's had in life too
Do you guys still talk? Cutting and leaving is one thing but you have a life to. A friend should want what’s best for you.
@@Wetknees we do talk.well more like text. He's still against
That car scene was fucking epic!
Still feels weird that I can quote that scene verbatim even though its a deleted scene. It's so fucking good.
So thats why he says the toilet thing when Dante tells him that Rosario got pregnant.
duh
They were talking about it in the theatrical version when he says, I don't know about you, but cumming centers me
"Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
"what did we learn from jurassic park? nature finds a way"
lol... I really liked randall's read of this
I like the added silence during the last scene after Randall laments that Dante is leaving for Florida. It makes Randall’s emotions feel more raw and authentic.
Man lmao that back & forth in the last half was epic shit talking 😂 Exactly what friends are for!
i just realized,
even though Jeff Anderson appears in almost ever View Askiew movie, this is the first time that he interacts with Jason Lee.
That's pretty ironic, seeing as Brodie Bruce from Mallrats (played by Jason Lee) is canonically Randal's cousin.
@@electrickoathanger FOR REAL?
@@Malekuss Yeah. It's lightly hinted at in the movies, but it's outright confirmed in the comics.
Um, from what I recall, Anderson is not in 'nearly every view askew movie'. He's in the 2 clerks movies.
@@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631 he's also in Strikes Back
Okay. Without "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background at 1:04, this scene is just creepy...creepy, but oh so fucking funny! 😂😂😂
That’s probably how they did it in silence of the lambs, added the music in later
The extended Lance conversation was brilliant!
"The Go-Bots are like the K-Mart Transformers."
Pure genius.
i'm the same age as kevin smith and we all used to say that.
ALDI transformers lol.
yup thats a generation xr saying
That was in the original
It was 3 bites
The "Sex Nuts and Retard Strong" bit should have stayed in, it's exactly the kind of stuff that belongs in a Clerks movie.
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand
If the money doesn't flow then you owe me owe me owe....My Jungle Love, oh-ee-oh-ee-oh
Randall is brilliant, what a performance !
Jeff Anderson is great. He should've done more movies.
Who is he? The Mobies guy with the Canadian accent
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The car seen at the end...I had tears!
Randall is a legend and he is such a merc with his mouth. Whoever wrote this part is a genius his lines were abrassively hilarious.
sick little donnie darko tangent universe hahahahaha
HOW COULD THEY HAVE CUT THESE SCENES OUT
The film would be too long?
WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT?! SADDLE BAGS!
Inept Adventure Gamer Ahhh, Ace Ventura
Jeff Nau The version i saw they were all in it.
+Robert Jonsson They have to edit certain scenes out to maintain a R rating. The rest could have been added into a unrated version, which I'm pretty sure it was. Somehow I've seen all these scenes as if they weren't cut on the version I watched.
Jeff Anderson with Lee and Mewes, such big personalities all in one scene
Why the fuck would they cut out "You do?" That made me laugh so damn hard
wow that last scene and ending.. wow.. like that was so so deep....
10:32 to 10:55 .
That's how I felt like me growing up in the 2000s. Missed hanging out with my friends at elementary school. Watch cartoon Network and played fresh games on the original Xbox and Xbox 360 games. Missed my times being a 2000s kid. It's what Minion said in his loading scene in Twisted Metal Black.
We will return to our old world one day.
this is gold, but honestly good they cut them out, It made the movie more dynamic
Randal going full circle in the car was great
"whoa thanks pickle fucker"
and people say we don't need a clerks 3
I love the twisted conspiracies of Randal
Oh god... I think my sides left for Mars when they said "Life finds a way."
Gotta go try and learn how to breathe without laughing again...
It would've killed my ass off if I rode in the car with 2 guys just like them. Two store clerks getting hilariously all damn personal would've killed off my laugh box everytime it's been repaired.
I like how he mentions Donnie Darko
Rosario is GORGEOUS
Little did they know I have "Goodbye Horses" on my iTunes ^__^
Randal Graves is the most lovable asshole in movie history.
32 and your flipping burgers before that I heard it was the quickstop!!!
That car scene was amazing!!!
Hey Earl!
Hey Crabman!
Hey Arnold!
*du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu*
Andreas Nordvall Ehh wrong show but I'm sure you know that
aye crabman
It's so hard not to see him as Earl. All because of his mustache.
Dante cant keep a straight face during the car ride.
4:28 it's good that this line "Three bites." was cut, because it makes Randall's retort seem redundant.
Whn I watched Clerks 2 these scenes were in the movie. The seen with Jay doing the buffalo bill rip off had the music... So they obviously put them back in after it was released in theatres
Exactly
what kind of version do you watch? I own the german dvd and the US Bluray and those scenes are not IN the movie
the 2 disc edition
Micheal sarver I have it too, but the scenes are not included in the main movie
they were for me
I've seen the entire Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks franchise a hundred times I can definitely hear the music in my head with the dick tuck scene. I know I'm not the only one
i started the song on another tab and it lined up perfectly hahah yes!
Randal is epic!
"You do..."
These arent deleted. I just watched the movie last night. All these scenes were in it
Maybe in the extended version, not the theatrical version. The theatrical version has these scenes, but shortened up a minute or two.
These deleted scenes are actually just extended scenes. Most of them are in the movie, just not as long as they are in this video
For some reason they cut Jay's joke when it only took 2 seconds. Them asking him how he knows they call him Pickle Fucker and him responding "You do?" then running out with the food is a great joke...no idea why they cut it
Did Earl get out of the hospital and think he was someone named "Lance" after getting hit by a car, because that is clearly Earl!
Without music the goodbye horses scene is so fucking akward !
I wonder if Jason Lee had a sore throat the day he shot his scene.
dude used to be a pack a day guy, he's since quit, I saw him once in Manhattan at a flower shop a pal of mine used to work at, and I managed to score a cig from him, nice guy, but he's a scientologist...to each their own surely
GazB85 good question, not really sure on that, I know Elisabeth Moss joined on her own accord
Randal and donte about donte impregnating his mom is comedy gold. And I think the original movie would be better with this scene.
i love the jurassic park reference hahahhaahahaha nature finds a way lol LMAO
"donny darko" lmfao
earl hickey at 3:30 omg
I laugh so hard watching this thanks for share
being force naked in the girls locker room doesn't even sound that bad, that could even be a free reward if your lucky.
amen brother
“Well well well, Pickle Fucker.”
i know jason lee played earl in my name is earl but he looks just like him on this wish the mustache and hair ha
Because he was filming My Name is Earl at the time
Earl never wore a Lacoste Shirt though
I feel like this movie would feel exactly like a "clerks II." if it were in black and white. But, for as long after the original as this was, it worked incredibly well and is (for the most part) pretty faithful to the original script's style.
The only thing I would change is replacing the 3-4 time filler music videos from the second half with this stuff
one of my favorite movies
I understand the edits. A lot of scenes just ran on too long. The jizz on the bathroom seat joke makes a lot more sense now, though.
I just put the track on in another tab, the two scenes work
OPEN SECOND TAB
"Goodby Horses - Q Lazzarus" ON TH-cam
ENJOY EXTENDED DANCE
"Pussy fart"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Seeeeeriously wish they included that. Hahaha
not as classic as the original, but still pretty good.
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You never go ATM
So how many of you guys paused the video in order to quickly open up Goodbye Horses in another tab before watching the dance scene?
The car dialogue should have stayed in. I remember seeing this movie in the theater and how hard people laughed during it. That scene would have killed.
If the multiverse theory is correct then Dante in fact impregnated his mother an infinite number of times by jizzing on the woman's room toilet seat. Late but spoiler alert.
Oh man, that car scene was seriously mega warped, even by Kevin Smith standards. dang... funny, tho!
Fak depression 😍😄😍😍😍😍😍
The car scene is BRILLIANT
I like to think that Earl Hickey is in the Clerks universe.
6:22
LOOOL :D
"-Yaaoooo,some picklefucker gave us free!" :D
Free Eats dumbass
The car scene is the closest scene to the first.
Most likeliest of scenarios
watched tonight. ...Still a great Flick.
Such an underrated movie! Also the guy who played Elias was fucking GOLD! Wonder why he never made it in hollywood.
belthazormn1 FYI now he's a game developer. Look it up.
omg that ending
this was gold. thank you.
Guys, guys, in the scene where the two guys are talking in the car, THE BACKGROUND REPEATS HER HER HER
look at you too funployees
As neat as t was to see Jason Lee make an appearance in Clerks2, I sorta wish it would have ben as Brodie, or Banky...ether way Kevin Smith still pulled together all he could from the previous movies, this is almost like a mash-up of all his movie's...or so I felt when I first saw it in the theaters.
Elias: "... Ewww..." 😂😂
Ms Dawson .. mmmm lol.. we want more of ya!
Dante's thing for painting nails always weirded me out.
Dante jerking off in the female bathroom at work is a little weirder.
lol Oh look, Green Lantern... Nice job
jeff anderson aka randal says the weirdest shit
wich is soo funny
Randel's comment about Becky's pregnancy makes much more sense now.
Jay dose this seen to good sometimes I wonder about him funny Jason Mewes did the seen from silence of the lambs I couldn't stop laughing.
Well shit that last part was depressing.
Clerks 3 made it even MORE depressing
tuna salad! lmfao
And Mallrats and Chasing Amy and Dogma
my name is earl.. love that guy didn't remember him being in clerks tho just decide now to watch some youtube clips haha fuckn pickle fucker haha
+Cx Stark He's been in EVERY Kevin smith movie, mall Rats, clerks, Dogma. You're missing out if you haven't seen all these movies
+kalloused he wasn't in the first one
Jason Lee even played two different characters in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back-Brodey from Mallrats and Banky from Chasing Amy.
does anyone outside of the tri-state area watch these movies?
Clerks III confirmed
Oh dude keep it tasteful 😂
I could be wrong but, wasn’t the pickle fucker scene in the movie?
No your right
Pure gold!
00:47 Mewe is a man who knows what he likes....