DEFCON scares me and science says it will scare you too

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  • DEFCON is existentially terrifying. How about a nice game of chess?
    Studies:
    David L. Waddington et al.“Education from inside the bunker: Examining the effect of Defcon, a nuclear warfare simulation game, on nuclear attitudes and critical reflection.” Journal of the Canadian Game Studies Association. vol. 7(12), Apr. 2014
    Chong-U Lim. "An A.I. Player for DEFCON: An Evolutionary Approach Using Behavior Trees." Department of Computing Imperial College London. June 2009
    Miguel Sicart "How I Learned to Love the Bomb: Defcon and the Ethics of Computer Games." Center for Computer Game Research IT University of Copenhagen. 2009
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  • @naufalnq
    @naufalnq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5617

    How to play Defcon
    First: install Defcon
    Second: start nuclear war
    Third: play defcon

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      *HOL'UP*

    • @Walnut_yt
      @Walnut_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think you need to see a psychologist

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh no-

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's Funn... wait... SON OF A-

    • @joshcarter2310
      @joshcarter2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You need to complete step 3 quickly if you did step two well enough

  • @luthofekisi1730
    @luthofekisi1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8525

    "War is a frightening concept, but this defcon shit scares the hell outta me"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @jameswilson2110
      @jameswilson2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Deftly

    • @justshrimping742
      @justshrimping742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He didn't said that!!

    • @streamfroster
      @streamfroster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@justshrimping742 "Do not trust quotes on the internet, they are fake, they are made-up"
      - Sun Tzu

    • @justshrimping742
      @justshrimping742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@streamfroster wait? He said that as well !? WHATTT IS HAPPEENNINGGGG!!!!1!!1

    • @larrykapija3183
      @larrykapija3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Stop quoting my brother
      -Moon Tzu

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +874

    Destroying the world in Plague Inc: hehe I’m such a monster
    Destroying the world in Defcon: *what have I done*

    • @a0001521
      @a0001521 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Stellaris players: hehe ethnic cleansing lmao

    • @user-ez7ed7kd8e
      @user-ez7ed7kd8e หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Nah my reaction to the game is plague inc. Don’t know why people are put off or disturbed by this game. It’s just a silly map game with funny little numbers popping up.

    • @DEFC0NZER0
      @DEFC0NZER0 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@user-ez7ed7kd8e
      Same. I played Defcon, expecting to be scared or at least unnerved, but in truth I felt nothing. I had fun, it certainly wasn't boring, but I didn't feel any worse about it.

    • @threeheadedmonsterofficial
      @threeheadedmonsterofficial 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      the difference between plague inc and defcon is you cant control where viruses go but you can control where nukes go

    • @sarubet8725
      @sarubet8725 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-ez7ed7kd8e ok mr edge

  • @localvaultcompanion3516
    @localvaultcompanion3516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    In 1870, decades before the nuclear bomb was created, and English author by the name of Wilkie Collins was surveying the destruction caused by either the Franco-Prussian War or the American Civil War (I forget which one, both were horrible). He made the remark that one day humanity will make a "discovery…of a destructive agent so terrible that war shall mean annihilation, and men’s fears shall force them to keep the peace."

    • @Deathstroke-gd6kd
      @Deathstroke-gd6kd ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He seems to have been wrong, or we haven't reached that stage yet. I don't know which is worse

    • @TK-5311
      @TK-5311 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@Deathstroke-gd6kd during the cold War russia and the US wanted to nuke each other very badly but they knew the world would end if either one did so, I believe we have hit that stage, we are still in it

    • @atif1538
      @atif1538 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Deathstroke-gd6kd pretty sure we have with the atomic bomb

    • @ShiroCh_ID
      @ShiroCh_ID ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pileofthoughts this is a possibility
      too much risk and less return
      while war give advantage to its victor nuclear war is totally didnt give advantage to its victor nor its victim
      its like "we won this war and now what?" and as to why is that all i can say that after war i bet theres no way to eat thing without dies due to nuclear mutation of things

    • @greenrithley5577
      @greenrithley5577 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TK-5311 th-cam.com/video/0KiII_2qabk/w-d-xo.html

  • @shironeko8971
    @shironeko8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47382

    When you turn off the PC but the siren doesn’t stop

    • @JaseyStudios
      @JaseyStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

      OOF

    • @badmoth242xl3
      @badmoth242xl3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

      Hol up

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      @@badmoth242xl3
      [Last know post made on June 6th 1995 from a TH-cam user that lived in a city along the Waldreich mountains]

    • @jiggybaba786
      @jiggybaba786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

      That actually happened one time and I was scared running, tears in my eyes, busting down my parents door to there room...
      Luckily, I just moved to a different city that had a prison nearby, it was roll call

    • @epiknis3035
      @epiknis3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Aight imma head out

  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14186

    "You see that city?"
    "Yes, sir."
    "I don't want to."
    "Yes, sir!"

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      "Tachibana-san, why aren't we living?"

    • @JavaScrapper
      @JavaScrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@aureusknighstar2195 cause
      MURICA FRICK YA

    • @leexcite2903
      @leexcite2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      **proceeds to make him blind**

    • @aninditapaul9291
      @aninditapaul9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@leexcite2903 **by making him see the nuclear blast on the city**

    • @ennieminymoo6675
      @ennieminymoo6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@aninditapaul9291 *and then stabbing him in the eyes just in case*

  • @CeapaCoolOfficial
    @CeapaCoolOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Yo someone's playing this on the wrong computer

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Play it on an off white CRT.. or like.. a projector screen

    • @golonkowiczpl
      @golonkowiczpl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And HE knows that

    • @coleisforrobot
      @coleisforrobot ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ah f*ck I accidentally bought putin sim

    • @The_Looker
      @The_Looker ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coleisforrobot, aw hell nah bro💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coleisforrobot 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Goraata
    @Goraata ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.” - Carl Sagan

  • @counter-terrordoge3335
    @counter-terrordoge3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8113

    *When you play DEFCON on an Area 51 computer and walk outsde*

    • @justinbiggs1005
      @justinbiggs1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I guess there's only 5 days left till we get Nuclear Armageddon. Lmao

    • @JB-bd2th
      @JB-bd2th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Underrated comment😂😂

    • @benchmarking6875
      @benchmarking6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh no

    • @counter-terrordoge3335
      @counter-terrordoge3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well we ain’t f*ckin dead yet so...

    • @seb3522
      @seb3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is no outside

  • @cityuser
    @cityuser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38091

    You didn't mention the worst part about this game.
    When you "win", (all else is gone), you don't get a win screen.
    Just- nothing. Silence. The dreadful silence of millions upon millions of deaths.

    • @thorstend.888
      @thorstend.888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

      They could have gone one step further by removing the Score/Point system. Just show the statistics of the casualties. No high score

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3154

      @@thorstend.888 i think the scoring system was used as a metaphor for how the military can sometimes see these statistics as just being mindless numbers

    • @Ghost_of_Avalon
      @Ghost_of_Avalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

      Millions? Billions.

    • @TheFranciscoFm
      @TheFranciscoFm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@Ghost_of_Avalon Nop

    • @lucianostizzoli2676
      @lucianostizzoli2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@Ghost_of_Avalon Billions? Trillions.

  • @devkit0
    @devkit0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I was playing a round of Survivor mode (which is honestly the best way to play it, especially if you also do it in real time) and I felt real fear and panic as enemy nukes rained down on my territory while my missile defenses tried in vain to stop them. Seeing such enormous death counts in cities I know and have seen in person... it gave me this sinking feeling I can't quite describe. I kept all of my silos in defense mode while everyone else fired their nukes, scrambled every fighter I had to defend the mainland, prevented EVERY sub my enemy had from firing, and yet still I ended up losing about half of my population. Once I knew the other side was dry, I remember thinking, "Well... You asked for it," before targeting every city they had with every warhead in my arsenal. I ended up "winning" that round by a LOT, but it didn't even feel like victory. Like he said in the video, everybody loses.

    • @commandertoastcz6256
      @commandertoastcz6256 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This is what I was searching for. The fact that you can defend all you want, try to prevent casualties as much as possible, but in the end... it isn't a victory. Just a slightly lesser defeat.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@commandertoastcz6256also shows how pathetically petty the retaliatory strike is, even though the enemy’s missile systems have been exhausted and their aircraft and fleets destroyed by your forces, you still end up launching an attack on the defenseless civilian centers for no other reason than “you had it coming”

    • @DarthHoosier3038
      @DarthHoosier3038 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It reminds me of Avengers Endgame. At the start of the movie, Thanos still won. They killed him, sure. But that didn’t solve anything. Everyone they knew still died. It’s hard to even call it a Pyrrhic Victory. Even Pyrrhus of Epirus would have been deadened and sick by that reality.

  • @AdsAreRuiningEverything
    @AdsAreRuiningEverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    This is what happens when you give power to a bunch of old people that only have 10 years of life left

    • @slimkid206
      @slimkid206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @cameroni6785
      @cameroni6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And no kids.

    • @see4881
      @see4881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @robertknight2615
      @robertknight2615 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ur probably 14

    • @see4881
      @see4881 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertknight2615 AND YOUR PROBABLY Away down south in the land of traitors
      Rattlesnakes and alligators
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      Where cotton’s king and men are chattles
      Union boys will win the battles
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      We’ll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      Each dixie boy must understand
      That he must mind his uncle sam
      Away, away
      We’ll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      I wish I was in baltimore
      I’d make secession traitors roar right away
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      We'll put the traitors all to route
      I'll bet my boots we'll whip 'em out
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      We'll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      Each dixie boy must understand
      That he must mind his uncle sam
      Away, away
      We'll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      We'll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      We'll all go down to dixie
      O may our stars and stripes
      Still wave forever roar the free and brave
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      And let our motto forever be for union and for liberty
      Right away (come away)
      Right away (right away)
      Come away
      We'll all go down to dixie
      Away, away
      Each dixie boy must understand
      That he must mind his uncle sam
      Away, away
      We'll all go down to dixie!
      Away, away
      We’ll all go down
      To dixie

  • @Nawrotsien
    @Nawrotsien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    Abraham Lincoln talking about scary game doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    Abraham Lincoln talking about scary game:

    • @woda9291
      @woda9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Underated comment

    • @andrewdiaz3529
      @andrewdiaz3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Far Cry 5

    • @scparker6893
      @scparker6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has a moustache

    • @daman7805
      @daman7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg I didn’t understand this comment until like 10 seconds in. Then I fell over and died.

    • @sleepyrowdy1826
      @sleepyrowdy1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andrewdiaz3529 Joseph or John?

  • @jerguskrc
    @jerguskrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11156

    "No one would ever let it happen"
    Gandhi: *evil laugh*

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Why Gandhi?

    • @jerguskrc
      @jerguskrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      @ Because he nukes the shit out of everybody in Civ

    • @opfoca1oparrowmarinerecon154
      @opfoca1oparrowmarinerecon154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      @ you wouldn't get it ;)

    • @BasedAlaric
      @BasedAlaric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      @ You wouldn't get it *smokes*

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah i really don't get it :(

  • @Roxor128
    @Roxor128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    You forgot to mention DEFCON's ancestor: 1980's Missile Command from 26 years earlier, which also had the message of "You can't win a nuclear war."

  • @misiekfid
    @misiekfid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Another terrifying version of a nuclear war is the thermonuclear war event in the TNO mod for Hearts of Iron IV. The event shows children playing, an EAS alarm, destroyed buildings and a child's black outline on a wall (like in hiroshima and nagasaki) while the entire world slowly turns black

    • @MaliciousIntent327
      @MaliciousIntent327 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not to mention your UIs are shattered and reduced to rubble.

    • @MaliciousIntent327
      @MaliciousIntent327 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And it shows as "Anarchy" when clicking a state.

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@MaliciousIntent327
      And also there is a bloody note on the side that says.
      "All Gone"

  • @somedude8468
    @somedude8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5123

    "Yo 1v1 me"
    Cold war in a nutshell

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmao

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      It's more like if the two players with the highest scores on each team suddenly went spectator mode and started placing bets while their teams fought it out.

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Daniel_Lancelin No, its the tension of the two smartest kids in class waiting for the teacher to finish their question.

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cold war is the typical hero VS evil villain lord but both sides are just villain lords. Like instead of the hero with the sword is just a blue version of the enemy dude and they both send pawns to do biddings and said pawns mirror match as noone moves foward cuz both sides are just lords sitting on differently coloured thrones

    • @MrBlack75922
      @MrBlack75922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both just camping and hard scoping

  • @powerfulberry237
    @powerfulberry237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7498

    " *DEFCON* stands for *Def* ense, Readiness and *Con* dition."
    Readiness: "Am I a joke to you"

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

      Yes... Readiness is always the joke... Because nobody is ready for the end of the world.

    • @huntexlee
      @huntexlee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@DTSephiroth deep

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Because we don't want to say DEFRECON. That doesn't roll off the tongue as well

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      米空軍パイロット We all prefer to use DECEPTICON instead.

    • @equintrinity8678
      @equintrinity8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It should be *DREADCON* *D* efense *Read* iness *Con* dition

  • @kommiekoathanger1418
    @kommiekoathanger1418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think the scariest part of this game is that god damn sound design, seriously just hearing that snippet of the audio sent fucking chills down my spine

  • @Thesnakerox
    @Thesnakerox ปีที่แล้ว +40

    One thing about this game that's masterfully done is the way the overall atmosphere slowly, subtly deteriorates as the death count rises. The screen gets darker and the soundscape becomes more desolate, and you don't consciously notice, but it has a powerful effect all the same.

  • @lovaszaron3138
    @lovaszaron3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5768

    DEFCON 5: Peace.
    DEFCON 4: Ready for war.
    DEFCON 3: War.
    DEFCON 2: Total war.
    DEFCON 1: The peace of unburied dead.

    • @historymarshal2704
      @historymarshal2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      "To simulate Nuclear Strike, douse the table in kerosene and toss a match on it."
      -Official NATO Wargame, probably apocryphal

    • @archierockford1490
      @archierockford1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s grim.

    • @lovaszaron3138
      @lovaszaron3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@historymarshal2704 Quite fitting.

    • @lovaszaron3138
      @lovaszaron3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@archierockford1490 Yes. It is.

    • @stalavosvergrimm9664
      @stalavosvergrimm9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DEFCON 2:
      Rome has entered the chat

  • @V1kN1k
    @V1kN1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22598

    Plague inc: who are you
    Defcon: I'm you but scarier
    *this has seriously not aged well*

    • @Zeus-ud2jl
      @Zeus-ud2jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

      They're both pretty scary

    • @Shadow_Witch
      @Shadow_Witch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

      @@Zeus-ud2jl I mean, Plague Inc isn't scary after you get the message ''JOE MAMA killed over 5 million people'''

    • @killerfishe5092
      @killerfishe5092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@Zeus-ud2jl yeah but plauge inc is more abstract

    • @Zeus-ud2jl
      @Zeus-ud2jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      @@Shadow_Witch lol yea but the atmosphere it gives and the noises it makes and you think this could happen

    • @Zeus-ud2jl
      @Zeus-ud2jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@killerfishe5092 still spooks me think it could happen

  • @juksleo6257
    @juksleo6257 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "People die when they are killed"
    Its a line from Fate Stay Night that got memed to oblivion due to how redundant it was but I think it bears a strong idea on just how valuable a life truly is. You can't "undo" a death. Once its gone, it doesn't come back. This is why its important to value life. Yours and those around you, so even if you don't have much to be grateful for, you can at least tale contempt on the fact that you are alive, and that many others are also alive. Cherish that thought, and try to live making the most of it

    • @APerson-ni1gb
      @APerson-ni1gb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but then your just afraid of death it sounds, besides some people/animals have comeback from death technically and some explain what they experienced, since Every thing in this silly Universe ultimately dies it should be a comforting notion - like it’s a milestone

  • @SeigeGoat
    @SeigeGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    As a RTS player this is terrifying (BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COLLECT RESOURCES :( )

  • @mutantenderman2601
    @mutantenderman2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5137

    "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin

    • @LongandWeirdName
      @LongandWeirdName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      So what is 7.8 Billion?

    • @rayisi1502
      @rayisi1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      extinction

    • @beefberber254
      @beefberber254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      A killstreak

    • @Flaruwu
      @Flaruwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Salvation

    • @nurs3826
      @nurs3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@LongandWeirdName /kill all

  • @grandhierophantkhatep685
    @grandhierophantkhatep685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    Polygon:”which castlevania monster is sexiest”
    Also Polygon:”nuclear war”

  • @normietwiceremoved
    @normietwiceremoved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Despite the horror of this, don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr krabs sold SpongeBobs soul for 62 cents.

    • @GypsyEveStVixen
      @GypsyEveStVixen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rofl

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn

    • @faceboy1392
      @faceboy1392 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TRUE, i was waiting for someone to point that out

    • @watchmychannelorelse
      @watchmychannelorelse ปีที่แล้ว

      worth it! argargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargrgargagrggargargragragragrag

  • @SCP--xi4xv
    @SCP--xi4xv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I love how the rest of the world is on a nuclear rampage and then there's Australia just vibin'
    As an Australian I am so glad we're an isolated island in the middle of nowhere

    • @Mobius_118
      @Mobius_118 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      End of Ze World was suprisingly accurate in this regard.

    • @fish-from-hell5976
      @fish-from-hell5976 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a book about that called On The Beach, I recommend you read it.

    • @fish-from-hell5976
      @fish-from-hell5976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alp Quite true

    • @wolfsfroth
      @wolfsfroth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya wasn’t the movie *Mad Max* all about that? ... should be fun

    • @chadfalkin6850
      @chadfalkin6850 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      worry anyway, I think you have some american nuke bases so they'll aim for you too

  • @texan_commando
    @texan_commando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    "The things that's more terrifying than someone who wants to win, is someone who doesn't want to lose..."

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the only ever 2 bombs used was for that reason, its really terrifying. how you fight something who is not afraid of dying, they will never lose. it was really useful we had a thing to really put fear in their hearths (and it took 2, when only one should have sufficed, that level of not wanting to lose...).
      I would totally chose that option if I were in the same place, who wouldn't ? two splashes and it ended the war.
      people like to talk about the cost of lives, but with that enemy, nothing would stop it, that probably saved more lives than the never-ending thousand year war.
      The other option would be surrender, good luck with that, the imperator would just kill you, because of their moral code that punish deserters, and you deserted your country (an enemy of the enemy is not an ally), so you must die too , not to mention horrific things that would make literal hitler puke.

    • @brian14021994
      @brian14021994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@monad_tcp if they didn't use nuclear weapons, the war in Japan would've extended by a few years, but the outcome would've been the same. Some argue that if they killed the god-emperor of Japan, they would've surrendered. Either way, nuking 2 cities like that, killing over 200k citizens...it's unforgiveable.

    • @duncanmcgee13
      @duncanmcgee13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@brian14021994 so youd rather them invade and risk killing millions more than the nukes would have?

    • @coregontrail3481
      @coregontrail3481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      What’s more terrifying than someone who doesn’t want to lose, is someone who doesn’t care if they do, as long as you don’t win.

    • @duncanmcgee13
      @duncanmcgee13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@coregontrail3481 and thats why N.Korea having nukes has the world on edge

  • @jadenkaramanos7030
    @jadenkaramanos7030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6277

    you can’t fool me i know the cassette voice is BDG

    • @Souleater787
      @Souleater787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      I fall asleep to his voice every night before bed I cannot be swayed.

    • @emilylikesdonuts154
      @emilylikesdonuts154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I was thinking that too XD

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Probably because the study just had a transcript of the comment and polygon made it work better in this medium.

    • @jvfernandes
      @jvfernandes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      It says "dramatic reading"

    • @albertgore7435
      @albertgore7435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Oh god he’s trapped in that cassette, how do we free him?!

  • @mattsgrungy
    @mattsgrungy ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Out of interest: did you ever play the diplomacy mode where all the players start as friends and allies and then scheme behind each other's back? That was my favourite way to play and it was probably the darkest existentially.

  • @ebubeynj
    @ebubeynj ปีที่แล้ว +15

    One other thing that ties this topic to Chernobyl is when the nuclear plant explodes the guy in charge does not believe that the core has been exposed. The podcast about the tv show explains that his reaction was because if the core of the nuclear plant had exploded that meant they were all dead. His natural survival instinct caused him to exclude that from the realm of possibility in his mind. Just like the people in the study who thought they would die. If it means certain death we think it is impossible to happen.

  • @Redawesomeoby
    @Redawesomeoby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6422

    America: Defcon
    China: Plague inc
    Australia: Firewatch

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    Maybe playing DEFCON should be mandatory for politicians, just to hammer home the futility of nuclear warfare.

    • @silverish9081
      @silverish9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Considering how a lot of politicians are likely to be actual psychopaths, I don't think it will help much.

    • @ollycoyote
      @ollycoyote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      You act as if politicians care about people

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Will not make any difference or they would not be politicians themselves.

    • @papabear6431
      @papabear6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean they probably know, and if they dont know about the consequences, 😂😂well we call them kim jong un

    • @tristantriton8115
      @tristantriton8115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why play this game if they can slowly perform it in real life?

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    You know what the worst part about DEFCON is?
    When the game ends and you're shown the scoreboard. There is no fanfare, there is no "You win!". There's just... Silence. There's just you, being shown what you have done

  • @The31stcenturyfox
    @The31stcenturyfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Only once did I come close to victory in this game. I was North America playing against a human driven South America. I had gotten lucky and eliminated his fleets and subs, his silos and one of his four airforce bases with very little losses on my side. I was trying damn hard to find the other three when he had a launched a full coordinated bomber swarm against new york. I scrambled my jets, my interceptors work marvelously , but no it wasn't enough. First nuke hit. 8.4 million dead popped up another hit shortly followed. No other hits landed, but I felt like I lost, even then. I always played as a fiercely survival based player. Sink their fleets. Down their bombers and stop their nukes, before they launch. Yet it never was enough. I'd always get hit, millions died. I would mop up the rest of that players bases and cities... but nobody ever wins in a nuclear war.

  • @bismarckfamily277
    @bismarckfamily277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    I've counted every single nuke in defcon
    I think they're only around 650
    The world has more than 12.000 nukes

    • @finnlikesplanes7110
      @finnlikesplanes7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      uh oh

    • @havvayokus3200
      @havvayokus3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      the game is about cold war so ICBM's came out new in the cold war era

    • @carlredfield1693
      @carlredfield1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      12?

    • @chalichaligha3234
      @chalichaligha3234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@carlredfield1693 In continental Europe, it is common for commas and periods to be swapped e.g: 10,000.1 (ten thousand point one) is written as 10.000,1

    • @MalikCarr
      @MalikCarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The huge numbers - and it's far reduced from the height of the Cold War in the 80s - was a calculus between NATO and the Soviets that if the other side launched a pre-emptive strike most of the nuclear arsenal would be destroyed on the ground before it could launch. Therefore, even assuming you've lost the vast majority of your own nuclear weapons, you'd still theoretically have enough left to retaliate and destroy whoever attacked you. This acts as a deterrent against the other side launching that pre-emptive strike in the first place. Since no nuclear wars have started since, the theory works.

  • @charlieshaw1512
    @charlieshaw1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    i love how Australia is just in the corner like *everything is fine*

    • @theslenderfox
      @theslenderfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Everybody forgets Australia

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@theslenderfox Eh, the starvation will get them if the natural disasters and wildlife don' t get them first

    • @TheGPR101
      @TheGPR101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Beach_(novel)

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @UCXidC8Cir-T8RRKheZ0CeHA I was talking about in case of a nuclear winter, but I can understand where the confusion comes from. Outside of a nuclear winter, you are entirely correct.

    • @revelaitons3959
      @revelaitons3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "So now we've got nuclear winter. Everyone's dead 'cept Australia and they're still like "WTF? ^^" But they'll be dead soon... F*ckin kangaroos..."

  • @MrOddlyFox
    @MrOddlyFox ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A game I had waited a long time to play, ever since seeing WarGames as a child and learning the nuclear lesson.

  • @nicolaspinson8981
    @nicolaspinson8981 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The algorithm really playin with us 💀

  • @MxAmericanPi
    @MxAmericanPi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7391

    "Oh a new video from Polygon! I wonder what light-hearted video game humor Clayton has in store for me today!"
    *six minutes later*
    "oh."

    • @merezko4339
      @merezko4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh No ...

    • @PuddleOfCats
      @PuddleOfCats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Life and how quickly we can die itself its humor

    • @mandernachluca3774
      @mandernachluca3774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't be to terrified tho, the game lacks geopolitical interactions, therefor it is as from reality as Fallout 4 for example.
      What they miss completely is the fact that eradicating a whole country by irradiating it completely is not an option for a war, as you always try to gain land, resources, food stock, to gain in power on the way.
      After we saw the effects of radiation ont the japanese population, nuclear weapons got a mere tool of fear, nothing more.
      One has note, that i come to this conclusion, because i know that russia and america for example have nuclear weapon technology, that is virtually unstoppable, i am talking about missiles that travel at multiple times the speed of sound for days or even weeks, releasing radioactive material in the process.

    • @kalebpinkston3495
      @kalebpinkston3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mandernach Luca that’s one thing I’ve noticed when people talk about nuclear Armageddon, they always leave out resources. Makes sense why the 2nd launcher would shoot, but the 1st launcher? What would they have to gain other than mutual destruction? And even if they could get away with “minimal “ damage, what then? You can’t conquer the area you nuked.not saying a nuclear war couldn’t happen but there’s a lot of questions I pose that no one cares to ask or answer other than, “cuz it’s inevitable”.well why is it? What could they gain?at the end of the day all countries want 2 things.1 self preservation 2 to conquer, dictate, or gain any sense of control for resources to benefit themselves.

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kaleb Pinkston if you lost territory to an enemy then there is a point at which it becomes rational to attack them with nuclear weapons. That is the application of mutually assured destruction policy to conventional warfare and geopolitics. The storming of west Germany was expected to unfold that way.

  • @Jellomancy
    @Jellomancy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5671

    Polygon, my source for goofy video game articles and existential dread.

    • @spore4ever91
      @spore4ever91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, they had Monster Factory.

    • @mountplusBladeequals
      @mountplusBladeequals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they think DEFCON is spooky (it isn't), they should give Superpower 2 a whirl. [th-cam.com/video/HykWHkMtAzU/w-d-xo.html]
      Nothing quite like watching millions of your people die, and your economy crash because of a political blunder.

    • @mountplusBladeequals
      @mountplusBladeequals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also - can we stop peddling this "everybody dies" notion, it's making out politicians sloppy and it's just an inaccurate statement. Not even "most people" would die in the event of modern nuclear exchange. Nuclear warheads aren't all that powerful, and people are spread out - killing them, even with nukes, takes 'a lot' of work.
      China's arsenal for instance is so wimpy that it is mathematically incapable of killing a quarter of the US' populace.

    • @travisraveller
      @travisraveller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mountplusBladeequals but, there is the radiation poisoning, and the fact no life will be able to sustain itself for years, and the fact that most nuclear bomb shelters have been left unattended after the cold war, and that the survivors will die of cancer from the nuclear fallout in the atmosphere...
      ...
      Am I missing anything?
      Not everyone will die, but it will suck for the survivors, not to mention the survivor's guilt and the weakened governments
      I hope we can agree that we should never have a nuclear war

    • @cosmix4460
      @cosmix4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad how they didn't launched a single bomb in the Philippines.

  • @SketchyLizord
    @SketchyLizord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    sometimes I lay down in bed and imagine that split second where my house would be blown away, my skin melted, everything I've known and loved is extinct all before even hearing the boom of the explosion... just because a man in a suit wanted his way.
    What if that's happening right now? I want to believe I'll be able to get a warning, maybe survive... but would I really want to? Maybe it's best I'm oblivious when I die.
    It's a whole new kind of fear.

    • @Uajd-hb1qs
      @Uajd-hb1qs 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s what I’ve always said. The only thing I’d hope in a nuclear war is I get enough warning to get to a possible target so I can stand right under the fireball. You’ll be vaporised so quick, you wouldn’t technically die, just be instantly converted to a few basic elements, no pain, just gone. I hope we’ll never have to consider that though. But trust me, go out with the bang, not the fallout.

    • @snappy-IV
      @snappy-IV 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If I saw a big flash and knew that it was a nuclear bomb and imminent death was coming. I'd crack a beer and make my peace.

  • @microraptorguyxu_et_al2431
    @microraptorguyxu_et_al2431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Watching this video now makes it even more scarier and eerie

  • @SgtCrossHeals
    @SgtCrossHeals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3897

    "That is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence."
    -A llama, probably

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      CAAAAAAAARL

    • @SteamCase
      @SteamCase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      CAAAARRRLLL, why did you point all of Russia's nukes at the U.S.?

    • @papaahd7566
      @papaahd7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Caaarrrllllll why did you commit mass nuclear destruction

    • @ValcronGaming
      @ValcronGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@papaahd7566 Hey, I said I was going green didn’t I. I wanted to help the environment.

    • @konradsmith7904
      @konradsmith7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Carl, why did you start WW3?

  • @kiri4186
    @kiri4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    "Somebody has to win" scares me.

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100th like

    • @Woodledude
      @Woodledude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      What does winning mean when there's so little left?
      I wonder if they'll care. Because the only alternative is losing. Right?

    • @nothingbutlove4886
      @nothingbutlove4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jh9981 Because that is the mentality of countries but in this scenario nobody wins

    • @ArchTazer
      @ArchTazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Woodledude I imagine the situation as a situation you shouldn't really think about. If a country would attack you, you have to strike back and everyone loses. period. However, if you think about it, if the enemy already launched the missiles, you can't. Someone has to live, even if it means you don't.

    • @GunShocka
      @GunShocka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sombody has to win....but no one is willing to give up

  • @user-qx4bw1pv8u
    @user-qx4bw1pv8u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2020 year: Plague inc IRL
    2022 year: DEFCON IRL

  • @JimmyJohnJahames
    @JimmyJohnJahames ปีที่แล้ว +8

    you know the worst part could be just being inside the ISS and just watching the earth slowly light up as bright lights flash through the atmosphere and the earth slowly fading to a red/black color of what is now left

  • @crazywind3214
    @crazywind3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    Plague inc: I fear no man, but that thing
    *DEFCON*
    plague inc: *it scares me*

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *stares at madagascar in a cold sweat* Yea that's what I'm scared of.

    • @ImKevax
      @ImKevax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      In plague inc, the humanity dies by a sickness
      In DEFECON, the humanity dies by a war

    • @pumpaplastao4222
      @pumpaplastao4222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Defecon

    • @aegeanharrier6648
      @aegeanharrier6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ImKevax At least sickness dies alongside us in defcon. A nucler explosion is like sun on earth. I doubt anything survives that heat

    • @stiflash
      @stiflash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ImKevax *In DEFCON, humanity dies by it's own hand
      FTFY

  • @epictetuskrakowski2070
    @epictetuskrakowski2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3641

    America: Defcon
    China: Plague inc
    Australia: Firewatch
    Hotel: Trivago

    • @SilentFox.
      @SilentFox. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Underrated comment

    • @OTSCasper
      @OTSCasper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      done before but still funny

    • @yuuko6993
      @yuuko6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SilentFox. overdone joke

    • @entityxkid244
      @entityxkid244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Meh. cut him some slack guys. Everyone needs some likes every once in a while.

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@entityxkid244 sure, but that did make me smile. That's a well deserved like

  • @user-sd8ux3vz3v
    @user-sd8ux3vz3v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video ages well

  • @minutemanthezealoustiger1499
    @minutemanthezealoustiger1499 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Russian Nuclear Motto: "After us, only silence."

  • @sebping7205
    @sebping7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    Interesting and quite fitting sentence: "Everybody loses, but somebody loses the least"

    • @VJFranzK
      @VJFranzK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If they are not more alive, how is that measurable? And how does it actually matter?

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@VJFranzK Whoever dies last, wins.

    • @VJFranzK
      @VJFranzK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ursosexmachina We're not talking highschool football, or your FPS here. It's not really a win if there's no one left, friend or foe, to congratulate you.
      The real, grown-up concept of victory of the human species has been our survival.
      Survival of future generations isn't possible in a world contaminated by radiation. The "winners" might suffer in the longest, most terrible way.

    • @aryanbhuta3382
      @aryanbhuta3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@VJFranzK More people are alive. If the US loses 100 million but Russia loses 150 million, the US has "won" the nuclear exchange.

    • @gabsleite5199
      @gabsleite5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So somebody wins, because losing less than others in any sport = winning, what matters is score compared to the others. Hahaha

  • @needmorecontent6172
    @needmorecontent6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4381

    " There are no winners of war, only survivors and even they die inside from guilt. They only physically survive to warn us. To warn us that there is nothing more terrible than what they have done. "-Jake Fulton

    • @grenadier6483
      @grenadier6483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm 13 and this is deep...

    • @davidpanchev4465
      @davidpanchev4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You can't be more accurate than this

    • @BrutuxMusic
      @BrutuxMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @Deo That's some nice coolaid you're drinking, hoping the money put in the military aren't detracting in any way from your inalienable human rights. What's that? You must pay for an education? What's a health insurance?

    • @lingxiuhan1982
      @lingxiuhan1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now we know, the Deep States and some rich houses are behind these wars. There is a reason you have to suffer so much. Don’t like it? No worry, they offer cannibalism and corruption, if you want to end your misery. Guess what, you will take it just like you let the all the things happened in 2020.

    • @TheBauwssss
      @TheBauwssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "nothing more terrible that what they *were forced to do* " is more accurate I think. When one is unfortunate enough to find oneself on an active battlefield, fighting for survival, the only true choice is kill or be killed. It sends a chill down my spine just to think about that proposition, about having to indiscriminately and in cold blood take the life of another human being. Another man who might very well have a beautiful wife, not to mention children who will now never get to know their father simply because I believed my life to be more valuable. Another man who, if only times had been different, might even have become my best friend, possibly for life.
      War truly has no winners, but only pitiful losers, forced to kill indiscriminately and without question, only for the unlucky survivors to end up damaged, broke, lonely and forgotten; rotting away in a veterans home. To use an already horribly overused saying; war never determines who is right, only who is left.

  • @maracachucho8701
    @maracachucho8701 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can see my younger self playing this game psychopathically trying to wipe out as many humans as possible. I feel like I now understand why most people in a position of power tend to be on the older side.

  • @You_already_know937
    @You_already_know937 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The unfortunate thing is you were wrong about one thing. In the beginning you described DEFCON 1 as your finger hovering over the big red button. In truth, thats DEFCON 2. At DEFCON 1, the button has been pressed.

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4381

    I love Defcon. The thing that shocked me the most about the AI in the game is that if you try to play "realistically", where the goal is hitting military targets instead of just taking out major cities, you get completely destroyed almost every time. It's like they purposefully designed the game to say "no, a nuclear war can only be won through mass murder.....so don't freaking do it"

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Hitting cities _is_ realistic in nuclear war. Industrialized warfare is dependent on manpower and production. You hit cities, you destroy factories, obliterate shipyards, kill off skilled workers, and their families... You're not just winning a war by defeating the enemy's existing forces and driving them back. You're destroying a population's ability to even _participate_ in anything even remotely approaching industrialized warfare for *generations*. Escalating to DEFCON 1 is All or Nothing. If you don't have the gumption to take a deep breath, and push the button, and make the opposition pay in equal blood to what they just launched on you,? Then you die. And nobody will be around to care since the only thing you're really doing is that the other guy is just as crippled as to have to spend just as much time as you to rebuild society.
      It's PURE retaliation logic. And it helps manage MAD by the concept that even if we know we're going to die, we're vindictive enough to take the other side with us.
      DEFCON operates on the simple assumption that for whatever reason, MAD has broken down, nations are on the edge, and the time for 'limited' warfare has passed you like a Porsche going the other way.
      It IS possible to actually... WIN a game of DEFCON. When I say win, I MEAN win. No losses of population. I've done it precisely once. It required some pretty fine-tuned management of your silos swapping from ABM and Silo mode and a little bit of praying to RNGeezus that the enemy nations distributed their ICBM launches juuuuuust right.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      why mass murder the ai if the point of the game is seeing they have been attacking you all along an you are their god

    • @garygrant91
      @garygrant91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Realistically, limiting targeting to only military assets could only work if you made a preemptive strike during DEFCON 5 or 4 on New Year's Eve when everyone is drunk. You might have some success at DEFCON 3 but you are still going to be hurt bad. At DEFCON 2 or 1 you will be hitting empty silos (their counter strike will be in the air, headed towards you) or conventional units which pose no threat to you. All that assumes that you launch first.
      If you are reacting to their launch, your only choice is to do nothing in the hopes that they survive or you can ensure that they burn with you.

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@atigerclaw The winning with population intact sounds very interesting,is there any video or step to step to do it ?

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@jamesbrendan5170
      There isn't. Like I said, I did it precisely once and I'm pretty sure I couldn't duplicate it on demand because it requires both crazy-good handling of when and where you switch your silos, and a good chunk of RNGeezus. Who shoots at who at what time and how much so as not to overwhelm your defenses. I'd think of it more like winning a card game. There's skill involved, but it comes down to what you're dealt.

  • @casual_ice_consumer4148
    @casual_ice_consumer4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    4:02 "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
    -Joseph Stalin

    • @cyberpop1850
      @cyberpop1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      You know he never actually said that, a fictional depiction of Stalin said it,
      Never trust quotes or witty sayings.

    • @yeetusdeleteus1305
      @yeetusdeleteus1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Cyber Pop while you are technically correct in saying that, it is still disputed whether he said it, as a columnist in 1947 did attribute that quote to Stalin in a meeting with his commissars.

    • @rockie4077
      @rockie4077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@yeetusdeleteus1305 I wouldn't say that exactly because it is a phrase that has been used multiple times dating back to 1759

    • @yes98272
      @yes98272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rockie Technically that isn’t theoretically a valid statement according to the proclamation of youtube back in 1529 therefore making thus making this quote impossible to human civilization

    • @formaltortoise6966
      @formaltortoise6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STONKS

  • @eve_squared
    @eve_squared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fact that this is getting recommended to me again is not very comforting.

  • @Iku00
    @Iku00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    TH-cam, you seriously recommending this to us in a time where nuclear war is genuinely the closest it has been to happening since the cold war?

    • @popcultureprogrammer2171
      @popcultureprogrammer2171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam algorithm, the all seeing eye

    • @jamesdinius7769
      @jamesdinius7769 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The algorithm responds to trends. People search, it responds. Nothing more.

  • @redhen2470
    @redhen2470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    "Peace is our Profession."
    "War is just a hobby"
    Strategic Air Command

    • @alexeyrodiontsev4978
      @alexeyrodiontsev4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      "After us - silence".
      © Strategic Missile Forces

    • @akhaaneb9710
      @akhaaneb9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@alexeyrodiontsev4978 well that's so much darker

    • @octo1894
      @octo1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree; more countries need to make nukes to enforce the peace against a certain belligerent going around bombing, invading and spreading coups

    • @ThatSlovakGuy
      @ThatSlovakGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hotel is Trivago

    • @Pabloto-dq3sx
      @Pabloto-dq3sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Panzerkampfwagen VI ...deez

  • @zolikoff
    @zolikoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    - How tough am I? I played this game DEFCON.
    - Yeah so?
    - Without getting scared.
    - ... Right this way

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So does that mean that Sandy would be the first person to send off nukes?

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The game isn’t even that scary. It’s actually great. Polygon reporters are just overdramatic

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean actually it's not scary at all, I know.

    • @pouzivateljutube2995
      @pouzivateljutube2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the point. The scarry thing is that the game isn't scarry.

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Používaťeľ JUtUbe no, it’s not the point. It’s just a fun strategy game where you launch nuclear missiles at each other. Everyone tries way too hard to get internet points by being a pseudo intellectual.

  • @user-mk7zb5xy2y
    @user-mk7zb5xy2y ปีที่แล้ว +5

    and then comes 2022

  • @dapweb9373
    @dapweb9373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that you got recommended this now is no coincidence…

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

    Plague Inc: _What... what are you?*_
    DEFCON: _The end. _*_Of the world._*

    • @eco1969
      @eco1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      the plague just kills humans, defcon kills life itself

    • @TheWulf899
      @TheWulf899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Except Australia, we're fine down here

    • @CarlosRuiz20
      @CarlosRuiz20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheWulf899 until nuclear winter begins...

    • @edwintrinidadperazacaraban4650
      @edwintrinidadperazacaraban4650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@CarlosRuiz20 thats right if fallaout teach something: "if the bo,b dont kill you the secondary effects will do it"

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine if they make second game mode where you...yes you become the UN leader (United Nations) and prevent the world from killing itself
      *Dictator gamemode:Can you destroy the world?*
      *Humanity last hope gamemode: Can you save the world?*

  • @lovell8983
    @lovell8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5846

    I edited this comment so you will never understand the reply

    • @jovianblue
      @jovianblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      True. But surely there's a middle step where TH-cam analyzes the current searches and the user's history and generates the algorithm, possibly even factoring in how likely an individual user might click on a certain video. Definitely not "random" but it's not like they are personally curating these things.

    • @vincent1782
      @vincent1782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jovianblue wonderful evaluation.

    • @TheFalseHuman
      @TheFalseHuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not random..

    • @sargeant121
      @sargeant121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      you called me?

    • @goofy7591
      @goofy7591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... o.o

  • @AgentAbel
    @AgentAbel ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who's here because of current world events?

  • @zenogodofeverything3519
    @zenogodofeverything3519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think it's just a lesson for people that are older to understand that it's okay to be afraid

  • @nick8670
    @nick8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4563

    this is kinda like plegue inc. but nukes

    • @SuperHperTube
      @SuperHperTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Plague*

    • @ravtail2781
      @ravtail2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      In Plague Inc there's no fight, and you're just a bacteria trying to follow the circle of life but here it's actual humans cassuing mass deaths of one another through vaporizing each other's flesh

    • @jj.jayjay.
      @jj.jayjay. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Saint_Wolf_ Plague Inc Is Also Mass Human deaths If You win You Kill Every Single Human

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jj.jayjay. Sure but in terms of how things work, one is just a bacteria/virus, here's the progress of technology halting itself through its own makers.

  • @zildiun2327
    @zildiun2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    “Peace was never an option.”
    -Some goose from a meme

    • @DerAykac
      @DerAykac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animalogic?

    • @zildiun2327
      @zildiun2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DerAykac
      No, it’s a meme. Look up “peace was never an option goose” and you’ll find it

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zildiun2327
      You sure it's a goose?

    • @Theguywhokilledkennedy
      @Theguywhokilledkennedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zildiun2327 it’s from a untitled goose game

    • @Pinkcircleguy
      @Pinkcircleguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilchristuten7568 ye

  • @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093
    @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just looking at the game screen with all those missiles flying and "Launch Detected" popping up over and over all over the world is on it's own one of the most horrifying things I ever saw.

  • @isbestlizard
    @isbestlizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd *love* a realistic nuclear war simulator. Like, you get a launch detection, but no idea where it's heading until your radar has calculated its freefall ballistic trajectory during it's terminal phase, so the first half of its flight, you're left in the dark. Thousands of weapons, interceptors, MIRVs, decoys, tactical weapons, counter force/value, first and second strikes, decapitations, loss of command and control, it'd be so COOL

    • @zekeyeager6444
      @zekeyeager6444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would love to see that

    • @TDOPB
      @TDOPB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zekeyeager6444 Check out Espiocracy (comes out in 2024) - I don't know if it'll go super in depth with the actual nuking (It probably will though), but it's an awesome spy game and it WILL have nuclear war - And assuming some of your agents survive, you can even keep kicking and screaming after the exchange ends. In fact, the nuclear war will be less "Nuclear war" and more cold war era sabre rattling (with a chance of nuclear war if a LOT of mistakes are made), so it'll be even more realistic than what isbestlizard wants.

    • @TDOPB
      @TDOPB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Check out Espiocracy. I go more in depth in my reply to the other commenter on your comment, so feel free to read it.

  • @ZvZd
    @ZvZd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    During the Cold War, the Soviet Nuclear Forces unofficial moto was "После нас - тишина" ("After us - silence")

    • @strakhovandrri
      @strakhovandrri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      It was and still is Strategic Missile Forces motto.

    • @aliannamuhammedow358
      @aliannamuhammedow358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      О! рашшн

    • @jinan_hwasal
      @jinan_hwasal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now i use that as my fam moto xaxaxaxaxa

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      transliteration: Posle Nas - Tishina

    • @SSFFRRJJ
      @SSFFRRJJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (-Krstit će se i ko neće-) motto

  • @declanvanarkel9094
    @declanvanarkel9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Safe to see that us Australians are safe from total nuclear annihilation

    • @XxExCaLiBuRrXx
      @XxExCaLiBuRrXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Declan Van Arkel they left you guys out because you already got terrifying animals that’s worse than even the nukes

    • @qas2644
      @qas2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Come on your country loses to your own national animals....pretty sure you're no threat to the world yet lol(this a joke btw)

    • @declanvanarkel9094
      @declanvanarkel9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Omega Storm ahaha I can’t argue with you there

    • @bigberther7368
      @bigberther7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Incoming fallout for us Aussies.

    • @adisappointedfbiagent449
      @adisappointedfbiagent449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's because the nukes just go to space rather then hit Australia because everything is upside-down.

  • @PT-91_Twardy
    @PT-91_Twardy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scary how close we are to our lives turning into a statistic in a DEFCON game.

  • @jenzelarevalo1086
    @jenzelarevalo1086 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just watched a documentary about the Japanese survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. So freaking horrific and disturbing this carnage two nuclear bombs had caused. People’s skins were peeling and people were rotting alive due to radiation. The gameplay was super hard to watch after seeing that documentary

  • @possiblepsychopath6459
    @possiblepsychopath6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    chess on steroids

    • @dickywicaksono4171
      @dickywicaksono4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is should be top comment 😂👌

    • @apexwar_
      @apexwar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ironically, check this out, some sort of Chess+Defcon hybrid
      th-cam.com/video/Ecy5QYPOLtA/w-d-xo.html

    • @Nebulous_Neuhaus
      @Nebulous_Neuhaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xanatos Speed Chess

    • @thenuggernaut9084
      @thenuggernaut9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chess on sleep paralysis

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chess with a minor change in rules where any piece can take any other piece on the board from any position on the board along with all adjacent pieces, and every piece on the board moves simultaneously.

  • @Tobascodagama
    @Tobascodagama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    The subtle coughing and crying in the soundtrack is just so unbelievably perfect.

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ...isn't that plague Inc?

    • @screamingghoul4108
      @screamingghoul4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@clanofclams2720 in the video it talks about coughing and crying in the soundtrack.

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@screamingghoul4108 no it dudn't

    • @screamingghoul4108
      @screamingghoul4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@clanofclams2720 2:46 yes it did? here, he talks about.

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@screamingghoul4108 nah, he dudn't

  • @kaigomez7237
    @kaigomez7237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    looks like we bout to be playing this game in real life soon...

  • @jacksonbruce2386
    @jacksonbruce2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember kids it's not a red button It's two keys 21 ft apart that are spring loaded that you have to hold for two seconds.

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    It's almost like building all those nukes was a bad idea

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not really, well if humans were not the ones holding them. Our stupidity we’ll be our down fall.

    • @swededontknow
      @swededontknow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *cough* the cold war was literally the biggest game of chicken ever *cough*

    • @tailbonetailbone9380
      @tailbonetailbone9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@swededontknow Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It's amazing we haven't won the ultimate stupid prize by now, given how stupid nuclear chicken is.

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What are you talking about??? It was great. They prevented the most brutal possible conventional war ever possible.

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It is like to say a unarmed person is safer against a armed criminal, without mutually assured destruction, who have the bigger club will want to destroy everyone else. Terrible? Yes , but today we all could be ashes without that decision.

  • @somebitch1225
    @somebitch1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    “Moscow has been hit” me: metro time

    • @MICROKNIGHT3000
      @MICROKNIGHT3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pls

    • @somebitch1225
      @somebitch1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      [\^/] 343 Guilty Spark it’s the only good thing to come out of Russia being nuked. And for America it’s fallout

    • @itsthatdude4814
      @itsthatdude4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah,nothing like squatting with comrades in Metro Moscow

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Wee Pinbell ah, imagine a crossover, for both metro and fallout to meet. Old enemies, now just survival in a collapsed world, but is rebuilding or dieing out depends on how you see it.

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought this was a reference to the secret KGB metro in Moscow that *100% doesn't exist*

  • @froogsleegs
    @froogsleegs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the implication is that simply allowing nations to have nuclear weapons leads to a perpetually escalating arms race, and someone will eventually, inevitably use it. on a long enough timeline, as long as nuclear weapons exist, this is almost certain

  • @snkfan7506
    @snkfan7506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bought this game many years ago and still have it on my shelf. It did make me think of Wargames and it was absolutely chilling to think about the prospects of a real nuclear war.

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    2 years ago: Oh wow, this is a cool yet terrifying game!
    2022: ........

  • @Random22
    @Random22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    Scientists: We have positive proof that video games actually *stop* violence!
    The media:
    *NO.*

    • @georgetsoukalas1409
      @georgetsoukalas1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Unknown_Genius if a guy needs to play some call of duty to go out and shoot people, he is already crazy. It is not the games fault. He would have commited the crime sooner or later. Bullying, child abuse, and mental health issues are what causes school shootings (and the reasons for other kinds of violent acts are also similar), but the media tend to ignore that sadly.

    • @georgetsoukalas1409
      @georgetsoukalas1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Unknown_Genius No I actually read your comment. And I was not even arguing with you. What I meant was, that games do not affect ones mind directly (unlike bullying and child abuse) and causing people to act violently. Yeah you might end up getting angry after losing in LOL, but that applies to any sport or real life game that requires effort to achieve something. Everything affects our actions one way or another, but not everything can be called a primary cause for ones actions.

    • @ocdmodernwarfare2049
      @ocdmodernwarfare2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...
      watch the video, or you know, have a less polerialized thinking?

    • @okplay9446
      @okplay9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Unknown_Genius Some games do make you more tolerant to violence but that doesn't mean the player is more likely to commit a violent act. I think it entirely depends on the person and if you do exert violence then something wasn't right from before you started playing video games.

    • @simulping4371
      @simulping4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgetsoukalas1409 I saw a news a while back where a teenager went out to stole his mom's car and shooting a gun thinking he was playing gta 5..

  • @oscarsandy2234
    @oscarsandy2234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:51 Defcon 1 is pressing the big red button and Defcon 2 is having your finger hovering over it

  • @Quesadla
    @Quesadla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, Here we are. The DEFCON countdown has started.

  • @SSFFRRJJ
    @SSFFRRJJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    Defcon : We Made such a unreal and scary Game..
    *Stanislav Petrov : Hold my vodka*

    • @MrBlack75922
      @MrBlack75922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The man that save the world

    • @NiketasIgnatius
      @NiketasIgnatius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      For those who don't understand: This is the person who played a key role during 1983 Soviet nuclear false alarm incident and did not press the retaliatory attack button because he decided that was impossible and it was a failure of the warning system (he was right). Thus, he violated military protocol, but saved the world from nuclear war.

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He is... Saviour of humanity...

    • @alexeyrodiontsev4978
      @alexeyrodiontsev4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@NiketasIgnatius Petrov's story is largely inflated by journalists.
      In fact, he did not have any "retaliatory attack button". Petrov was the operational officer on duty at the Command Center of the OKO (ICBM launch detection satellite system), which was only one part of the Soviet missile attack warning system. And he only had to confirm (or not confirm) to his superiors the missile launch warning, received from his system. The final decision about the validity of the launch was made by the 820th Main Missile Attack Warning Center - basing on the analysis of all data from all USSR missile attack warning systems (including early warning radar network).
      In 1983, while Petrov was on duty, the automatic part of the OKO generated a launch warning: "one ICBM launch from the territory of the USA", and then three more launch warnings. The 820th Center, which automatically received this information, demanded confirmation from Petrov. The "manual" part of the OKO system (visual control operators at OKO Command Center) did not confirm the launches. Flares from engines of flying ICBMs were also not detected. Accordingly, Petrov did not confirm the launches and reported about a false triggering of the OKO system.
      Moreover, the OKO system at that time, although it was put into service in 1982, was considered unreliable. So, the data from it was initially considered as "confirmation required".

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Hatwox Because human beings have this need to create and exaggerate stories to make individuals heroic. No one wants to talk about a well-designed system working as intended. But a person going against the system to heroically save the day? Oh people will eat that up regardless of how close or far from reality it actually is. Look back at all the various exaggerated war stories of individual soldiers or commanders "going against orders" or otherwise bucking the system to "save the day".

  • @sirdurtle9519
    @sirdurtle9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    0:50 Actually, DEFCON 1 is like every finger and usable appendage mashing as many big red buttons as possible

    • @kathrynb.kavanagh2621
      @kathrynb.kavanagh2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      *bodyslams the nuke table*

    • @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension
      @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@kathrynb.kavanagh2621 GIBBEH
      OOF

    • @stoicbubble5755
      @stoicbubble5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No it’s actually having 100’s of robots at high speed pressing 100’s of buttons per second for each robot

    • @fnutarf2085
      @fnutarf2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      paniiiik!!! mode activated

    • @bluewardog
      @bluewardog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah DEFCON 1 is nuclear war. 2 is nuclear war is imminent

  • @Quantum_Bluntz
    @Quantum_Bluntz ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The interesting thing about this game is that the player doesn't actually die, the people in the game do. It's almost like the "player" is an alien controlling and playing with humans to destroy the world.

    • @navy3001
      @navy3001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The game says your a general in a undergound bunker, safe from the nukes

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The biggest reason not to worry is because nuclear war doesn't make money since everyone would die, so they don't want that

  • @curiousteddie
    @curiousteddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Polygon: come for the funny stuff and stay for the existential dread! I guess I've got a new game on my list now

    • @shinluis
      @shinluis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @josephray459
      @josephray459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What can you play it on?

    • @redumulis2448
      @redumulis2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, and body horror. Lots of body horror.

    • @shinluis
      @shinluis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephray459 it's on steam! :)

    • @zackfreeland6420
      @zackfreeland6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s free on steam, calls it the demo but it’s really not

  • @mikemar2002
    @mikemar2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    I used to play this years ago as a kid, I had no idea scientists did studies on it that's dope

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As a kid? How old is the game?

    • @mikemar2002
      @mikemar2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@El_Presidente_5337 it came out in 06

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mikemar2002 O . O

    • @kurdonthego
      @kurdonthego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where do I get this?

    • @KingMoronProductions
      @KingMoronProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kurdonthego Steam! Great developer too, check out their other projects ^-^

  • @twentydixoncider7443
    @twentydixoncider7443 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think the idea of mutual destruction is enough to keep people in line cause no matter how right you are that doesn't matter if you and your entire family is turned to ashes. Shits still pretty scary to think about though.

  • @francesco5254
    @francesco5254 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Nuclear war is inevitable, because it's a game. Somebody has to win."
    Ngl this hit pretty hard

    • @valcanoman1829
      @valcanoman1829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes but in nuclear war: everybody dies because in nuclear war there are no winners. First the alarms from the sirens and the screams from those who are panicking before the nukes go off and then silence and crying. Grim silence.

  • @LoneWulff829
    @LoneWulff829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

    • @masquerademage
      @masquerademage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      of all the quotes here, i think this is the most chilling

    • @beenchillin2yill197
      @beenchillin2yill197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@masquerademage This was a quote by Albert Einstein he worked on the Manhattan project in the early days but once he saw the devastation the nukes can cause he noped out

    • @strelkazorz
      @strelkazorz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. World War V will be fought with crossbows, World War VI will be lasers, and World War VII will be blowguns. I don't know about World Wars VIII through XI. World War XII will use the same weapons as III, but will be fought entirely within underground tunnels. World War XIV will-Hey, come back! I have a whole list!"

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@strelkazorz "World war XXIII is the kicker, because it's back to sticks and stones from there..."

    • @123GOHANZ
      @123GOHANZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know I always thought this quote to be stupid. Don’t get me wrong I get the idea that if a nuclear exchange ever occurred there’s a high likelihood that civilization as we know it would be forced to restart so the message was never lost on me, no, I just don’t like the implication that a future where another war of such epic proportions could be waged that it’d be deemed a “World War” would not have societies with technology above that of a caveman’s.

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    DEFCON: *Exists*
    Australia: maybe if i stand still, they won't nuke me

    • @josephortega6080
      @josephortega6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated

    • @cuppajoe2
      @cuppajoe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And it works...

    • @nxibba
      @nxibba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      if you wrote "they won't notice me" instead of that it would ve been funnier

    • @useroftheinternet8362
      @useroftheinternet8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not until emus get the knowledge of nuclear weaponry

    • @hiddencatpaws
      @hiddencatpaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@useroftheinternet8362 we’ve already had a war with the damn birds, don’t give them any ideas

  • @domenico9992
    @domenico9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone here because is afraid of actual nuclear war??

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that one person can determine the fate of millions is fucked up.