Dragonheart Vengeance Is A Hilarious BLOODBATH!

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  • @DanielGreeneReviews
    @DanielGreeneReviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Yes, that was a lot of urine coming from the horse. You did not see that wrong!

    • @milospollonia1121
      @milospollonia1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I... I'm five minutes in and... WHAT?

    • @ZamWeazle
      @ZamWeazle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naaaay it was cider!!!

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She has healthy kidneys

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's happens when a dragon doesn't go to the loo before shapeshifting.

    • @turquoisesupreme3453
      @turquoisesupreme3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I grabbed two popcorns... Just because it sounded fun to playfully tease your wordchoice lol.

  • @jaspervanheycop9722
    @jaspervanheycop9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    This sounds like a highly "beer and pretzels" DnD campaign, transcribed literally:
    DM: He tells you to get lost
    Player: I tell him I can't, because of my excellent sense of direction
    DM: he won't sell you the sword, you don't have enough gold.
    P: I tell him I'll ruin his business with fabrications
    DM: You are on the outskirts of the city, you have no idea where the dragon is
    P: Do I see anyone?
    DM: some farmers coming home at the end of the day
    P: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGON!"
    DM: So what is your Ranger's backstory Steve?
    P: Err, tragic car... er I mean horsecart accident
    P: yeah another critical 1
    DM: (shit I really needed them to get this boss, or my story goes of the rails)
    DM: err... your failure to grapple was so spectacular he fell of a cliff... he's dead now. Good job.

    • @monnaranzoti732
      @monnaranzoti732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Man, this comment needs to go up

    • @sarahpedret72
      @sarahpedret72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm WhEeZIng!

    • @richardviguurs5488
      @richardviguurs5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha, that explains everything. So this is how the movie was created :D

    • @himanshuwilhelm5534
      @himanshuwilhelm5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Usually one would flirt with the dragon. Instead, dragon is a "Wing" woman.

    • @Beth-zs2jr
      @Beth-zs2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      drunk D&D created this movie, I'm certain of it

  • @eldrago19
    @eldrago19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "It's a fantasy movie, it can't have a flash back to a traffic accident."
    "It doesn't - it has three."

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    A farmboy named luke whose parents got murdered...interesting

    • @MrsTold
      @MrsTold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Star wars Remake, but the droids are dragons

    • @muhammadhashir6136
      @muhammadhashir6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrsTold yeah but the protagonist here is kind of a badass. He didn't cry he just went off to hire people to avenge his parents death. Simply badass

    • @thehoodednerd6930
      @thehoodednerd6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@muhammadhashir6136 Luke didn't cry either. In fact, he was so cold about it that it was scary. He just left with Obi-Wan lmao

    • @muhammadhashir6136
      @muhammadhashir6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thehoodednerd6930 true that actually, but I remember him whinning a lot, maybe i had something else in mind

    • @eldrago19
      @eldrago19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a trope. It was before Star Wars, it is now.

  • @ElijahStormblessed
    @ElijahStormblessed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Headcanon: all the animals are actually shapeshifting dragons, and that's why all the animals speak English

    • @jen30551
      @jen30551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤯

  • @ulrichbrodowsky5016
    @ulrichbrodowsky5016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    What I understood:
    Dragonheart Vengeance is an intricate story about a dragon who learns that it is okay to murder people

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean, that is the main storyline for every poorly written pacifist in fiction.
      "I have decided not to engage in violence or killing because backstory/beliefs/oaths"
      "But have you considered.....some people are bad?"
      "You know what, that never occurred to me, guess I'll abandon my lifelong principles after this one conversation!"

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nomisunrider6472 I thought that Aang struggled with that conundrum pretty realistically, especially for a child, but then was just handed an unearned convenient out from the problem.

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bharl7226 Nope. There was never going to be a point where Aang killed Ozai, because that would have proved Ozai right that the airbenders and their culture had no place in the world. It was Aang's spiritual training with the monks that brought him to the lion turtle and let him find a deeper solution. It wasn't him dodging the choice, it was him realizing that things weren't as simple as he thought, which is a major theme of the show.

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nomisunrider6472 I disagree. I agree that they were never going to have Aang kill Ozai, but I don’t agree with that reasoning for why. Killing a killer doesn’t automatically make you as bad as them nor does it prove the killer right in their reasons to kill. That is the childish rationalization of unrealistic kiddy fiction which wants to (or must, in order to remain on the air, or maintain their family friendly rating) avoid killing at all costs.
      And you can rationalize the lion turtle deus ex out of nowhere solution with underlying reasoning if you like, but since that underlying reasoning wasn’t portrayed or earned in the actual show, it falls flat and comes across as dodging the choice imo. And because he was given a solution without having to struggle and work for it, which that struggle and effort is what made his journey up to that point such a narratively fulfilling character arc, it flattens/deflates the climax of his arc and ignores the last real change he could have gone through as a person. It was an unsatisfying ending for me because it was too fast and too easy of a solution after all that struggle and those failures before. Really a let down after the sincerely epic and tense final scenes.
      And I think that realizing things weren’t as simple isn’t much of a payoff when the solution was extremely simple. If he had been forced out of desperation in a fight he couldn’t win otherwise to kill the tyrannical dictator, he would have had a much more complex internal conflict about doing so and trying to resolve that would have been a much more satisfying and interesting resolution to his arc with one final deep change for him to go through. And I think that would have been more in line with the theme of the climax because they literally had him conflicting with past avatars about that choice right before the choice was removed as an issue.
      I just don’t agree that the simple solution that lets Aang avoid struggle and self-conflict is as interesting, complex, or in theme as forcing him to make the difficult choice that he didn’t want to make and have to deal with it and learn to live with himself afterwards. The show brilliantly forced him to struggle and suffer through conflict after conflict so much and so well throughout the whole show, but then took it easy on him at the end. At least that’s my perspective on it.

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomisunrider6472 TLDR?

  • @styriadevil4254
    @styriadevil4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "The bear guy does show up from the direction the worms indicated before" has to be my favorite sentence of 2021 thus far😂

    • @ChrisBurnes
      @ChrisBurnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bumper sticker time!!!

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am still baffled by how the worms even knew that. I can buy Darius being able to talk animal because dragon magic, but what sort of magic did these worms eat to have eyes and that degree of intelligence?
      Or maybe Darius horribly warped their minds and their bodies to do that like some sort of Cthulhu for worms and now they exist in agony, their only coherent thought amid a swarm of concepts too big for their feeble minds being the desire to run him over with a cart.

  • @benniek1050
    @benniek1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "How many tropes do we add in this movie?" "Yes"

  • @Etzlo1
    @Etzlo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I mean, not giving away a piece of my heart seems plenty of reason to not give away a piece of my heart

  • @kammunistmnfsto
    @kammunistmnfsto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    daniel: were you ever a child per chance?
    paul rudd: *laughs in immortal*

  • @ManCarryingThing
    @ManCarryingThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Dragonheart WITH A VENGEANCE was definitely the working title. Could've been the next die hard

  • @MrHaganenoEdward
    @MrHaganenoEdward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    So this movie is about a peace-loving, pacifist dragon who learns that it's ok to maim and kill random people from time to time.

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats nit at all what its about

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dragons can have a little violence, as a treat

  • @allthenewsordeath5772
    @allthenewsordeath5772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This is actually how most d&d campaigns go, except replace the main character with a entire party of incompetent but implausibly lucky fools.

  • @tandyegg
    @tandyegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I remember going to see Dragonheart in the IMAX. I loved it. I remember it being so impactful. I cried all the way home over the dragon. My mom kept saying, “it’s just a movie. He’s not real.” It was real to me. I was like 6.

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same! I saw it on TV, though, so it wasn't crying home. It was sobbing in my mum's arms for a good hour, while she told my dad that they needed to keep me from that sort of movies. I mean, I will still cry over Simba losing his dad and Bambi losing his mum if I happen to be on a down day, and I'm 28. Those movies leave scars, and it's damn easy to pull on those heartstrings.

    • @racheltoler3895
      @racheltoler3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. I still can't watch the ending. Too heartbreaking.

  • @TheFlamelancer
    @TheFlamelancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I'll never forget Draco. Sean Connery was amazing as a dragon.

    • @kahldris1228
      @kahldris1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come!!! See the forest...

    • @racheltoler3895
      @racheltoler3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed! The prequel series is entertaining, but Drago and Siveth are just sad rip offs of Drogon and Saphira. Draco will always be the greatest!

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda depressing how this series is playing out. It’s weird you think this would get a proper follow up given it’s initial hit and premise. But now they treat like some shit B movie series. It really is unfortunate.

    • @samreddig8819
      @samreddig8819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robosoldier11 the original was kind of a b movie. Which makes it absolutely shocking that it was so good.

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samreddig8819 I guess. But even then it was a quality and serious enough production that made it so great kinda like tremors who went the same route. It was one of those stories everyone could enjoy and build off in a greater sense. Maybe we can see an earlier time when that order of knights was more prominent with more dragons. Or anything of that sort. But ya know we keep getting half baked and even cringe follow up movies. Which just erodes the majesty and potential ever so further of what the original offered.

  • @Conumbra
    @Conumbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Bearguy's design is just Kratos from the most-recent God of War game.

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR? it’s pretty blatant.

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally was thinking that. good lord.

    • @BreakingStubad
      @BreakingStubad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came to the comments for this!

  • @willingjelly
    @willingjelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i was SCREAMING when the one armed man came back, what a plot twist! Also, Darius has the best backstory in the history of backstories, ever.

  • @Good-ol-Jaz
    @Good-ol-Jaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The plot of this movie, the level of violence, and the target audience have NOTHING in common. I love it.

  • @eleanorjones8613
    @eleanorjones8613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Watching you rant about things I haven’t read/watched instead of read/watching said thing has been what I look forward to with your work

  • @goontubeassos7076
    @goontubeassos7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I only got 10 minutes into this movie before I shut it off and I watched your whole damn video on it which was way more entertaining and believable

  • @anobjectiveninja
    @anobjectiveninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Daniel: “Dog turns into a Dragon”
    Hoid: **Shocked pikachu face**

    • @robertm.8653
      @robertm.8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I understood that reference!

    • @admiralepic1357
      @admiralepic1357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Turns to Kaladin*
      "I stand corrected."

    • @Istangr2784
      @Istangr2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this a reference to book 4? I'm rereading them all since it's been so long

    • @noutsakh.2135
      @noutsakh.2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Istangr2784 yes, it's from Rhythm Of War. There's a chapter where Wit tells a story about a dog and a dragon.

    • @almostunliketea
      @almostunliketea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THAT DOG WAS A STORMING HERO

  • @spellviz8409
    @spellviz8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This feels like the Chaos resulting out of a long late night dnd Session.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IKR? It's scarily accurate, from the breaks in character to the confusing plot to the literal star wars ripoff.

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had the same reaction to that Robert Downey jr doctor dolittle movie, lol.

    • @TallisKeeton
      @TallisKeeton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds like a kind of fan-film made from crappy LARPy written on too much shrooms :D

  • @insilencea4599
    @insilencea4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Maybe Darius is the kind of person who gets in a lot of fights, and the dragon is just used to feeling him get beaten up every other week or so.

    • @valentinarogora7966
      @valentinarogora7966 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darius certainly does. His job is to capture and kill criminals in exchange for money. The advantage of sharing a heart with a dragon is that, no matter how much Darius gets beaten up or bleeds, he can't die. The only way for him to die is if someone hits Siveth straight into her heart: since they are bonded, if she dies, so does Darius. And Siveth had been keeping herself away from people, in her cave, for 30 years, so that, no matter what happened to Darius... as long as she stayed alive, so did he. When Darius gets attacked by King Razvan's guards, he, Lukas and Siveth (as a dog) are in the town and Siveth is still considered a traitor in exile, so she refuses to come to Darius's help (no matter how much she feels his pain) to not be discovered by the king and forced to abandon Darius and Lukas. But I think that, as soon as Siveth feels Darius getting the first punch, she turns into a mouse and sneaks into the pub to see what is going on and who is hurting Darius. As soon as Darius is left by himself, she reaches him (again, as a dog) and starts licking his wounds, fussing over him and whining, as if she's both comforting Darius and apologising for not having protected him. In every other occasions, Siveth watches over Darius as much as she does with Lukas: she has a strong motherly instinct and she sees both Darius and Lukas as her own small family

  • @animan946
    @animan946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dragon: “Killing is bad”
    Also Dragon: *Friend gets hurt immediately kills surrendering woman in most violently unnecessary way possible.*

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This woman was a murderer and also called her a dumb animal

  • @Mrats99
    @Mrats99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I can't believe you held off telling us about the cows' fate until the end :( I was so stressed for them

  • @sathyamsharma6971
    @sathyamsharma6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Question - when you said to grab a popcorn or two, does that mean I'm only allowed to have 2 individual kernels of popcorn?? XD

    • @ZamWeazle
      @ZamWeazle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah tight Bar steward!!

    • @fatmaninparadise
      @fatmaninparadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Yes.*
      I have taken all of the popcorn in reparations because of this travesty of a excuse of a film.

  • @Okapeep
    @Okapeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2 minutes into this and I'm already grinning like an idiot. Daniel, you've made my day

  • @ibg_music7525
    @ibg_music7525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "omg there's a dragonheart 5" And I'm dead XD

  • @Mr064582
    @Mr064582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Excuse me Daniel, but around 35:20 you were referring to the building as the "abbott". The abbott is the person who is in charge of the building, which is the abbey. I'm ashamed and insulted that you would get such an important detail wrong; obviously this is the lynchpin that makes this movie Oscar-worthy.

  • @Euphoniumstar
    @Euphoniumstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't get over how incredibly fast that cart must have been going to knock the other cart off the road so hard that it basically explodes. Did the king have cheetah horses?

  • @Hannah-vt6uw
    @Hannah-vt6uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For soundtrack buffs, give Dragonheart a shot. You will not be disappointed.

  • @camislostinstories
    @camislostinstories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I feel like the die hard Tolkien fans are gonna riot after that comment even if it was a joke.

    • @ZamWeazle
      @ZamWeazle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you got them mixed up with Sanderson fans. You don't hear about many angery Tolkien fans these days. I think there's only about 3 The rest are all very civi...or don't care! 😆

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The most angry I’ve seen Tolkien fans get is Stephen Colbert ranting about the Lord Of The Rings movie adaptations removing characters, and that’s just genuinely funny and light-hearted banter. Tolkien fans seem super chill.

  • @barbershopbible
    @barbershopbible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Dogs don't become dragons. That sounds stuupid."
    -Design

    • @ElijahStormblessed
      @ElijahStormblessed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DON'T SPOIL STORIES

    • @barbershopbible
      @barbershopbible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ElijahStormblessed I am bonded to an absolute Monster!

    • @hopefulmayhem5744
      @hopefulmayhem5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElijahStormblessed it wasn't a spoiler until you said something.

    • @ElijahStormblessed
      @ElijahStormblessed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hopefulmayhem5744 no that's literally a quote from the same scene 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @hopefulmayhem5744
      @hopefulmayhem5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ElijahStormblessed exactly.

  • @katieamarsh
    @katieamarsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This sounds so bad, though the “impeccable sense of direction” line is great.

    • @fryderykchopin3974
      @fryderykchopin3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The movie is so bad it is good. I love the movie because of how bad it is

  • @vishanthfishy
    @vishanthfishy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Fun fact Dennis Quaid the main actor in the original movie is the father to Jack Quaid who plays Hughie in Amazon Primes The Boys

    • @thomaskittock2866
      @thomaskittock2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whaaaat. I see that now.

    • @mikouf9691
      @mikouf9691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would never have guessed, but now that I know I can maybe see a similarity in their smiles. Too bad Hughie doesn't have smile too often. 🙁

    • @samarendra109
      @samarendra109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not this movie. He was in the original dragon heart

    • @lacamila666
      @lacamila666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the mom is meg ryan :o

    • @natestadler2352
      @natestadler2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Quaid killed Rue, unforgivalble

  • @hondasamer5920
    @hondasamer5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    A 40 minutes video from Daniel. Popcorn time!

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So I assumed the reason why dragons went extinct was due to a genetic mutation that caused them to grow too many hearts.

  • @milospollonia1121
    @milospollonia1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Movies like this give me confidence about my writing

  • @Danmeilover69
    @Danmeilover69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Daniel: "Our main guy is in love with Obama."
    Me: Finds that hilarious and doesn't even question it.

  • @Oneill665
    @Oneill665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wow, why would i watch the movie, when i already have your 40 min long commentary on it? This was hilarious!

  • @inkomi2142
    @inkomi2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The bear guy breaking Luke's belt and falling down a hill made me cry, THEY MADE HIM SO INTIMIDATING AND HE HAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • @archaeologydad3761
    @archaeologydad3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Dragon: Killing is bad!
    Also dragon: freezes a dude’s arm to a horse so it rips out of the socket

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He survives

    • @shairaptor1865
      @shairaptor1865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still it's a good movie.

  • @goontubeassos7076
    @goontubeassos7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It’s writing like this that gives people hope, if this can get published and turned into a movie...well never mind I’ve seen worse crap at least this has a dragon with good enough CGI.

  • @Cavething777
    @Cavething777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has been the greatest review I have ever seen, and now I will not only watch the film, but will make everyone I know watch the movie.

  • @AhmedSaeed-yd5yi
    @AhmedSaeed-yd5yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Holy godly freaking fuck...ive been waiting you, merphy or todd to do a video regarding dragonheart. It just breaks my heart daily to find out not many people know or love this movie.

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s beautiful!

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well i like this movie so you just have ti deal with it

  • @KAREN-ln6pn
    @KAREN-ln6pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved your narration of this movie. I had more fun watching you tell the story than I ever would have watching this movie. More stories like this it made me laugh so many times. Thank you

  • @SnakeAndTurtleQigong
    @SnakeAndTurtleQigong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love your “Mystery Fantasy Theater 3000!”

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The original is still pretty good. Not as good as I remember but fine.. the CGI has not aged super well. But the story is... fine :P

  • @desireafox6285
    @desireafox6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The original Dragonheart soundtrack...a Masterpiece!

  • @22freedom33
    @22freedom33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I watched it thinking it was a direct sequel to Dragon Heart, but no, this is movie 5 of the series, that's crazy

  • @livingasagoat1301
    @livingasagoat1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can tell anyone now that's never seen these movies. Just watch the first two, that's all you need. The second is a B-Budget, but it's alright to watch as a sequel just for the nostalgia of the first.

    • @racheltoler3895
      @racheltoler3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sequel is really good compared to the prequels. Whom feel less like Dragonheart and more like GoT and Eragon fanfiction.

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@racheltoler3895 i dont

  • @daughterofdarkness4938
    @daughterofdarkness4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My first dragon movie was actually the sequel to dragonheart and then I watched the first one. Now rewatching them, dragonheart 2 has aged so badly and I did like some ideas in it, but there was to much gross kid humor for my taste. But dragonheart 1, I personally think still holds up, maybe it's just because of "nostalgia goggles", who knows. There are scenes where the CGI looks a bit dated, but with other ones I can't believe how realistic Draco looks. The story still holds up, I think.
    I didn't like the other sequels however.

    • @daughterofdarkness4938
      @daughterofdarkness4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kylee Ollivierre I haven't seen 5 in full yet, it seems fun in a so bad it's good way, but I remember not really enjoying 3 and 4.

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I think Daniel has lost it. His mind has finally gone.

  • @DragonArmyBooks
    @DragonArmyBooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Daniel, don't go back to the original Dragonheart.
    Trust me.
    Just don't.
    Allow your memory to tell you the lie that the movie was good.

    • @juliannixon9734
      @juliannixon9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is still good! Just not... Amazing.

    • @MichaelSmith-zx5lw
      @MichaelSmith-zx5lw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watch it every year. It's not a good movie. It's a GREAT movie.

    • @bencebotye3904
      @bencebotye3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some parts are weird. But still makes me cry every goddamned times.

    • @MrHaganenoEdward
      @MrHaganenoEdward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The acting and a lot of things well, didn't age well, but the story is still amazing.

    • @bigtimes1
      @bigtimes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @milospollonia1121
    @milospollonia1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me: Sees 40 minute Daniel video
    Also me: * grabs popcorn and buckles up *

  • @Mhidraum
    @Mhidraum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No, my country didn't have Capri Sun when I was a smaller human.

  • @joshchandler13
    @joshchandler13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Certain dragons in D&D have a polymorph spell that lets them turn into almost anything, especially silver dragons.

  • @octaviamarshall1266
    @octaviamarshall1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Random question, but have you watched Merlin? Hands down, best fantasy TV ever

    • @kathleenquinlan6559
      @kathleenquinlan6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was so goofy, initially, that I watched it for the pure cheese of it, and then I actually got invested. Merlin, Gueniviere, and Arthur all really grew on me. After Morgana went evil, her dastardly plans got repetitiousness, though. Anthony Head (aka Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was terrific as Uther, although Uther was very bad at being a king or a father. The apothecary surrogate father for Merlin might have been my favorite, though. Good dude.
      Dragon only ever showed up as a deus ex.
      Also, the dude who plays Mordred went on to become Louis XIV’s gay younger brother Phillipe in the show Versailles! He has facial expressions and everything! (And the dude who played the monk in Vikings plays Louis. Versailles was a pretty good show).

  • @jordansorenson698
    @jordansorenson698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, I normally love pedantically picking apart plot holes in movies; but seing Daniel do it and appreciating the QUALITY behind this movie is so much better! 👌

  • @pizzapicante27
    @pizzapicante27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can actually train cows to follow simple instructions like "come" or "go" or to respond to sounds, its not that uncommon tbh.

  • @kaoslt
    @kaoslt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was wonderful, please do more reviews of unbelievably epic movies just like this one!

  • @cappuccinocrafts2412
    @cappuccinocrafts2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think your recap and roast is much more entertaining than just watching the original. And your joy and laughter made my day. Thank you. LOL.

  • @Rinzler.14
    @Rinzler.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That full circle wrap up of plots and character arcs just pure genius!

  • @MorrahaDesigns
    @MorrahaDesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:52 my absolute favorite Daniel Greene moment ever. *snort laughs* "And it does!"

  • @bea4828
    @bea4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad and I watched the original Dragonheart when I was a lil boi, and seeing that one image of the dragon after all these years terrifies me.
    Why- why is he staring at me like that, I am terrified

  • @Tanstaafl_74
    @Tanstaafl_74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's fascinating the change in reaction to different mediums can have. Imagine the rant video we'd get if Daniel had actually read this as a book.

  • @panatukan3
    @panatukan3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do more of this format. Best thing I seen all week

  • @szilvvv
    @szilvvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well you've got my attention with that title

  • @serafine666
    @serafine666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG, you were right. This has no business being unironically good, and yet it *_is._*
    I would have never known this existed but I'm overjoyed that it does. I know I'm not going to get more but I really want more, and not just more of this story or these characters. I want more things like this where they're the fourth sequel of something and no one expects anything, but someone just feels like doing effort to it and making it better than it has any right to be.

  • @maksimgamuvka4975
    @maksimgamuvka4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Dragon come out"
    "Fine, I'm gay"

  • @butternuggets868
    @butternuggets868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not kidding, "cart accident" was literally what orphaned my d and d character!

  • @orochifuror7148
    @orochifuror7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I loved this movie. Considering it's a low budget #5 in a series that nose dived, this one was a pull up to being good. You seem to have missed a lot in the beginning, it all connects. The tone for me was your typical D&D game, light hearted moments mixed with casual gore and violence. The pacing was a bit fast, they obviously wanted to get the whole story in a certain amount of time. The writing wasn't bad and the way the characters interact was enjoyable for me. Not enough good dragon films out there, many have really terrible effects. Hope that we can go up from here.

  • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
    @Zac_Craig-Claveau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This reminded me of this weird film I watched with my mates when I was 10 about these people who harvested dragon guts to make hand grenades

    • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
      @Zac_Craig-Claveau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone know what that movie is called? Want to watch it again.

    • @hoominbeeing
      @hoominbeeing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zac_Craig-Claveau The greatest story never told

  • @betsythigpen4453
    @betsythigpen4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Quick suggestion: Siveth may have Chinese or Russian ancestry, those dragons shapeshift all the time. They missed out not showing her human form, though.

  • @digitalviking4250
    @digitalviking4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The original is still amazing IMO

  • @GeorgiaCav
    @GeorgiaCav 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cart accident thing reminds me of my favorite line from First Knight, when Richard Gere knows where the nearest road is because of the buzzards circling the carcasses of animals run over by passing carts.

  • @ForeverknightGaming
    @ForeverknightGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel like if I watch this it isn't going to be as funny as watching you watch it 😂

  • @animefreakazoid01
    @animefreakazoid01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂 This is awesome. I need reviews of the other dragonheart movies please 🙌🏼

  • @ABC-rv3qs
    @ABC-rv3qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This whole thing is so chaotic... I freaking love it 😂😂😂

  • @jordansorenson698
    @jordansorenson698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We can only have one prisoner. This one's the hot chick." - Disheveled Goblin.

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They took the wolf prisoner

  • @angelusdemorte3
    @angelusdemorte3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone can talk to all creatures... Because every animal was the dragon the whole time!

  • @icigokurosaky5394
    @icigokurosaky5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have had a sith day and was in a bad mood, this left me giggling like a schoolgirl, thanks mate :D

  • @JJRobinson92
    @JJRobinson92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm only ten minutes in and there is no way the movie is more entertaining than this review/plot summary. Amazing job.
    Edit: finished this and now more than anything I want a second channel where Daniel gives this same treatment to all the B movies that I always kinda want to watch but never do. I would sub so fast

  • @andigoettl890
    @andigoettl890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had to stop watching this about 5 minutes in, so I could watch the film before I finished the video. Zero regrets.
    Also, scorpian guy? I think you mean Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.
    I really enjoyed this video. Would definitely be up for more content like this.

  • @korgaupisc129
    @korgaupisc129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so glad the cows are alright! I was really worried about the cows the whole time

  • @arlopullman4926
    @arlopullman4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the most disheveled and goblinous our host has ever been. I am in awe of this chaotic mess of a movie.

  • @immoralnight9895
    @immoralnight9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a roller coaster of emotions, that I was not even remotely prepared for.

  • @diabeticjesus87
    @diabeticjesus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus Christ, this is why I love this guy! Just strait up ranting about fantasy. "The dog was the dragon the WHOLE TIME!" Love it, absolutely love it.

  • @MrSVD92
    @MrSVD92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really need more movie reviews from Daniel. This was so funny and good

  • @Craigathy
    @Craigathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of these please. Lol. 40 minute break down was fantastic. Definitely gonna watch it.

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked the films up on wikipedia, and now I'm even more confused about the timelines.

  • @SplashEazy
    @SplashEazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At this point I think it's clear that the worms were in fact the dragon.

  • @HollabackCoy
    @HollabackCoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38 I made sure to grab no more than two popcorns for this one

  • @Alkemisti
    @Alkemisti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I indeed ate Twix bars (then known as Raider bars in my home country) when I watched _Dragonheart_ as a child. Realising you mean _that_ movie sparked spontaneous flash of joy in my heart. It became my favourite movie back then (until replaced by Perfume: The Story of a Murderer), even though I have only watched it once (I did not come to think of recording it on a VHS). I had no idea there is an entire series.

  • @citizensguard3433
    @citizensguard3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Sit back, grab some popcorn or two...”
    -Daniel Goblin Green

  • @julieannefowler5768
    @julieannefowler5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can say wholeheartedly that I have not enjoyed any of the sequels. I watch the 1994 classic at least twice a year purely because while it isn't fantastic, it is the movie that made me love dragons. In all honesty, it didn't need any sequels. Watching you discuss this one though was fun as always. Keep being awesome Daniel.

  • @josephjarosch8739
    @josephjarosch8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked it up on wikipedia. This movie allegedly took place in Wallachia.
    Wallachia.
    Damn it, we cam this close to Dracula showing up!

  • @dragonfireink139
    @dragonfireink139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The original Dragonheart holds up as an adult. Sean Connery is timeless.

  • @rosieedear
    @rosieedear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    just me bingeing all your videos like podcasts while i paint a big canvas (with a bookshelf and books of course)

  • @rexberkova7328
    @rexberkova7328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sounds like a perfect movie for half-sober night with friends, not gonna lie. Also, better 'animated' female animal character design than 90 percent out there. No mascara! :D