I just looked up a summary of Scorpion King 2 and would like to share this wonderfully simple and enlightening passage “The Scorpion King 2 is a prequel to a spinoff to a sequel to a remake, which certainly makes it unique.”
I remember watching Scorpion King 2 because I kinda enjoyed the first one and wanted to see what it was about. Never have I been so disappointed, it has zero link to the first and I vomited in my mouth seeing the horrendous CGI
okay i hate myself for knowing this but they established in either the first or second one that because he survived a MASSIVE scorpion venom attack the venom now heals him cause magic
The entire cast of Black Sails deserve better careers. That show was an underrated masterpiece and Zach McGowen as Charles Vane was a standout. I cannot recommend this show any higher.
20:34 maybe the sand can only get in when the tomb is open, so that's why there's not much. And maybe there's a small community of sacrifical roombas that do their best to keep the place clean, but they;re just not designed for those floors.
Man they roped Zach McGowan into this movie? I really liked him in Black Sails he was really great in that. I highly recommend you watch that Daniel it's pretty good and is a prequel to the Treasure Island story and explains the Captain Flint got his treasure and the rise of Long John Silver.
Honestly by the sound of it you could take the "scorpion king" out of the movie entirely, give his kills to warrior princess and the movie would be exactly the same
The leader of the random tribe who help him is named Uruk so I kinda just think they stole a bunch of random words from a Mesopotamian history starter lecture and threw them in where ever they felt like it...
Thank you both for pointing out the details I didn't care enough to pay attention to. Can't wait for The Scorpion King reboot. This helped make my day! P.S. The portal code scene had REALLY bad editing--every other scene the sun was up, then the moon, back to the sun. Tala also referred to the sun as the moon.
On the point of this movie being connected to the original Scorpion King, Balthazar was Michael Clarke Duncan's character in that movie. So in theory Tala is his daughter despite that not really making sense from my understanding of the timeline lol
The convenient timing of, oh hey the portal opens tonight, could have been changed to, oh hey we have three days to get to this portal, adding some tension and making it feel less convenient.
Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait wait wait. FIVE? Scorpion King FIVE? I was unaware of 2-4. I have so many question. Why? And also, why? And why did you watch it? And is this a portent of the end of the world? And... Why? FIVE?
How long is this movie? I’m only 30 minutes into this video and it’s like 3 hours worth of stuff has been summarized... and I haven’t even gotten to Amanda the Jedi’s part of this crossover! What the heck?
Maybe you can only get through the portal at those times because the tomb is doing the "Brigadoon" thing and skipping ahead in time. That would make the book lady much younger. As for the sand, well, there isn't a whole lot to do there other than sweep up.
I fell asleep in the middle and had no desire to finish it. However I would love to hang with Tala, she's badass and if I get wrecked she can do some magic shit and I'll be cool. Plus the best wingman ever!
39:59 as I was watching the video I thought that your last words for this would be about the magic lady's nippelonis (actual word would sent my comment to the shadow realm) until you chimed in again, wich made a little sad but I'm happy to discover that you sent off the video talking about birthing raccoons, which is even better
As a student who is actually writing a thesis on the actual historic akkadian people, this is extremely weird to me xD some of the historical references here are next level messed up
I have a question: I'm very able to write terrible and confusing naratives (ask any TTRPG group I've ended up running by default), how can I get paid to be crap? I'm really, *really* good at being crap.
How did I not know there were more Scorpian King movies??? I watched the Mummy movies and the first Scorpian King film, but somehow o never discovered these??
Mr. Peanutbutter: Do Daniel Greene and Admanda The Jedi in the same video? iT's A cROsSOwEr! Edit: I just watched both of they Shadow and Bone review at yesterday.
And I didn't even know there were more than 2 Scorpion Kings movies... And I don't even remember the first 2, I remember watching them... But not what happens there.
I thought Daniel and I were friends and then he asked me to watch this movie.
Terrible films separate your real friends from the rest.
two of my favs collabing? I have never clicked on a video faster
Oef, poor you.
I just found your channel about a week ago, and then you're doing a colab with my favorite booktuber... Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
3 and 4 are much better.
I just looked up a summary of Scorpion King 2 and would like to share this wonderfully simple and enlightening passage “The Scorpion King 2 is a prequel to a spinoff to a sequel to a remake, which certainly makes it unique.”
I remember watching Scorpion King 2 because I kinda enjoyed the first one and wanted to see what it was about.
Never have I been so disappointed, it has zero link to the first and I vomited in my mouth seeing the horrendous CGI
@@JonathanRAinville They really should have given it a different name then, huh?
They did Tala dirty.
What are your top ten guilty pleasure movies?
okay i hate myself for knowing this but they established in either the first or second one that because he survived a MASSIVE scorpion venom attack the venom now heals him cause magic
This movie is... it’s just no. I don’t like it.
Another day, another movie of Hollywood showcasing their racism in a "diverse" cast
SAY HER NAME!
The Scorpion King 5: AKA we wanna make Conan movies but the rights are really expensive.
And Disney isn't going to cough them up
When you realize that the youtubers you watch are somehow all interconnected and aware of each other as you feel reality collapsing
Same.
The crossover we all knew we needed
The entire cast of Black Sails deserve better careers. That show was an underrated masterpiece and Zach McGowen as Charles Vane was a standout. I cannot recommend this show any higher.
He was fucking awesome, I still rewatch his final scene.
Black Sails was awesome . Watched it again a few weeks ago.
I'm in the middle of watching it from Rowan Ellis' video on it. No spoilers!😅😊
black sails is truly one of the greatest shows I've seen, nothing I've watched has topped it
I lived my whole life without knowing this movie existed...
I'm ashamed
You aren't alone my friend.
@@Verhen_n I was even surprised there is more than one movie, lul
@@TheRealGanonKirby my thoughts exactly
Honestly compared to 2 and 3 it's an amazing movie. And tbh it doesn't look that bad overall. Better than Eragon movie, there, I said it.
This is not a crossover I expected but it is one I am very happy to see
20:34 maybe the sand can only get in when the tomb is open, so that's why there's not much. And maybe there's a small community of sacrifical roombas that do their best to keep the place clean, but they;re just not designed for those floors.
Those brave roombas are the real hero's of the story
Or maybe the sand just falls through the gaps in the floor and down into the cracks in the ceiling. It is a pocket dimension, after all.
Shoutout to WoT and the "no royalty for me, plz, I am just a blacksmith" trope we see here
A collaboration noone expected but in reality - everyone wanted.
"But evil men are eviling"... such a perfect summation.
40 mins?A thicc boy day. Amanda too! Early Christmas.
like, REALLY early.
Christmas in May
I got so excited when I saw both Daniel AND Amanda in the thumbnail. Goblins and Jedi unite
Well - when you think about it, Yoda is kind of a Goblin Jedi...
He waved. We are friends now. I liked.
Man they roped Zach McGowan into this movie? I really liked him in Black Sails he was really great in that. I highly recommend you watch that Daniel it's pretty good and is a prequel to the Treasure Island story and explains the Captain Flint got his treasure and the rise of Long John Silver.
I literally had zero idea there were multiple Scorpion King movies, let alone 5 of them. All I have to say is...wow...
My favourite featuring. Your humor and hers i think blends well together
I literally did not even know there was a second installment! This actually scares me a little.
My opinion only: #2 should be ignored; 3 and 4 are better.
Honestly by the sound of it you could take the "scorpion king" out of the movie entirely, give his kills to warrior princess and the movie would be exactly the same
Why hasn't the Greene Goblin name become a meme yet? I'll start:The Great Greene Goblin does a Greene, (Un)Ripe Rdview.
He doesn't want marvel to sue him
@@milospollonia1121 Ah. Maybe lessen the Green color, then.
I think you answered your own question
Welp. I feel so bad for badass Tala despite not watching the actual movie lol
I absolutely love these. Your Dragonheart 5 video had me in tears. Also....your shirt is everything.
I didn't know they made more than 2 Scorpion King movies.
You should check out Zach McGowan in Black Sails. He played a famous pirate and really humanized him in his role
Daniel Greene's crossovers are all SO FUNNY!
The golem's name is Enkidu. Is that supposed to be a connection to the Epic of Gilgamesh?
The leader of the random tribe who help him is named Uruk so I kinda just think they stole a bunch of random words from a Mesopotamian history starter lecture and threw them in where ever they felt like it...
scorpian king series is "What if Conan But Egypt"
Thank you both for pointing out the details I didn't care enough to pay attention to. Can't wait for The Scorpion King reboot. This helped make my day!
P.S. The portal code scene had REALLY bad editing--every other scene the sun was up, then the moon, back to the sun. Tala also referred to the sun as the moon.
I have been waiting for this colab ... for so long ... well only two months but still ... 🥲 this is amazing!
This collab feels so long overdue and I'm so very happy it's here and I love you both and have a wonderful day
On the point of this movie being connected to the original Scorpion King, Balthazar was Michael Clarke Duncan's character in that movie. So in theory Tala is his daughter despite that not really making sense from my understanding of the timeline lol
I am shooketh by this pairing.
So Justice for Tala.
I love these vids so much.
Universal had no chance creating The Dark Universe, cos we’re already living in it apparently.
we're already living the darkest timeline
It took me too long to realise Tala is played by South African actress Pearl Thusi.
If you feel bad for Tala, just know has a song about her
The convenient timing of, oh hey the portal opens tonight, could have been changed to, oh hey we have three days to get to this portal, adding some tension and making it feel less convenient.
Yes! My favorite TH-camrs Daniel and Amanda the Jedi joined forces!
"Dwindle 'The Stone' Jackson" made my day
3:00 Oh, boy do you need to watch the TV-show called Black Sails
This is the Dream Team right here
Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait wait wait.
FIVE? Scorpion King FIVE? I was unaware of 2-4. I have so many question. Why? And also, why? And why did you watch it? And is this a portent of the end of the world? And... Why?
FIVE?
I’d like to follow up with HOW
I'm guessing.... Cameras? And... A high school writing class?
Also, blackmail.
Seems like it'd make a good Bad Movie Night entry. I'm in.
My mom is an actor who played in the Turkish adaptation of shameless. Does that make me related to the scorpion king 5? GOD DAMMIT!
You have my condolences, my Scorpion Prince.
Unrelated, what kind of videos do you want to make? And that is a really cool fact about your mom.
@@stonefree7973 ?? They never mentioned wanting to make videos...?
@@kristianmarchand8047 Their video's description says otherwise
Amanda and Daniel? Oh wow, thats amazing
Never thought I'd see these two collab. Epic
Here and excited to watch, also Daniel you need to watch the Cardinal Cut of The Hobbit movies!!! i finally watched it and omg i have words
This sounds... FANTASTIC! And I write that with 100% sincerity. I love crummy and fun movies like this.
This is the collab I never knew I wanted but somehow needed
We are friends now, and I subscribed cause you waved at me from the distance...you clever boy!
"Dwindle the Stone Jackson" got a decent laugh out of me
Might watch this just for more Charles Vane
Can you do “Breach of Peace - Failures in writing” next?
How long is this movie? I’m only 30 minutes into this video and it’s like 3 hours worth of stuff has been summarized... and I haven’t even gotten to Amanda the Jedi’s part of this crossover! What the heck?
Omg the collab I’ve so desperately been waiting for 💕
Maybe you can only get through the portal at those times because the tomb is doing the "Brigadoon" thing and skipping ahead in time. That would make the book lady much younger. As for the sand, well, there isn't a whole lot to do there other than sweep up.
What the heck is THIS crossover??
I couldn't have predicted this, how my subscriptions collabing
I litterally started watching her a few days ago so it's cool how they're collabing
“He should watch my henchman training video!”
Yes! I love these deep dives
I love this crossover almost as much as I love Daniels sweater
I fell asleep in the middle and had no desire to finish it. However I would love to hang with Tala, she's badass and if I get wrecked she can do some magic shit and I'll be cool. Plus the best wingman ever!
Ayy, more content like this will rewarded GREATLY
I still remember when I was introduced to the phrase 'sideboob' by the hubbub about the sideboob in Mass Effect.
You and AmandaTheJedi should do more collabs!
Two of my favorite reviewers!
Yesssss!!! I love you both so much!!!!!
That Dune book artwork is one of the best I ever seen
Hilarious, Daniel! Loved it. Btw, just finished your book. Great job, can’t wait for the sequel (or more than the novel)
I love this collab!
The writing team must have listened to the bird.
39:59 as I was watching the video I thought that your last words for this would be about the magic lady's nippelonis (actual word would sent my comment to the shadow realm) until you chimed in again, wich made a little sad but I'm happy to discover that you sent off the video talking about birthing raccoons, which is even better
I finished Breach of Peace, very good
Why does Scorpion King, a story supposedly set in Egypt, have portals and devices with cuneiform writing? Which is from an entirely different culture?
As a student who is actually writing a thesis on the actual historic akkadian people, this is extremely weird to me xD some of the historical references here are next level messed up
His manic flapping at 4:21 made me say "Pardon the fuck???!?" out loud out of pure astonishment.
love these deep dives
The legendary team-up.
I know Mensah more from Spartacus: Blood & Sand- he was *fabulous* !
I have a question: I'm very able to write terrible and confusing naratives (ask any TTRPG group I've ended up running by default), how can I get paid to be crap? I'm really, *really* good at being crap.
How are there more than 1 of these?
I don't know why but I want a "The Adventures of Sinbad" remake now.
I gotta watch this just for the gorgeous actors. They all look fantastic.
💯💯💯
Same
I love these movie reviews. Please continue on them, there are so many awful fantasy movies and I NEED you to tear them apart!
I need to do some catch-up with this franchise
I love your shirt, Daniel…
Yay for Amanda!
How did I not know there were more Scorpian King movies??? I watched the Mummy movies and the first Scorpian King film, but somehow o never discovered these??
you need to review Beastmaster its from my childhood lol
Mr. Peanutbutter: Do Daniel Greene and Admanda The Jedi in the same video? iT's A cROsSOwEr!
Edit: I just watched both of they Shadow and Bone review at yesterday.
I want your rainbow sweater.
And I didn't even know there were more than 2 Scorpion Kings movies... And I don't even remember the first 2, I remember watching them... But not what happens there.
I'll be honest, not the worst Sword and Sorcery movie. Says more about the genre of film though tbh
also dude who plays scorpion king in this one will always be captain vane from black sails to me
I love your shirt!
yooo this sweater is fire! where did you get that ?
Piece of.... cinema! Gold!
seeing the thumbnail with both of you almost gave me a heart attack .just do more of these
This was really well done and funny🤣🤣