Let me boot up my VPN, connect to a new Tor Relay Network, all in a VM btw, go to NLGrovers drug site (a site on Tor, and only Tor, as you'd need to use Tor to access hidden .onion sites), get me some cheap weed, and make a TH-cam video about what was sent then.
Cosof the deep web is different from the dark web As far as I know, a VPN is crucial for the dark web if you don’t want your info or credentials stolen The Deep web is still hidden on the internet, but it’s inaccessible through normal search engines, meaning it requires a direct search instead of clicking links to get there like a normal browser would do The Dark Web is a small portion of the Deep Web, but intentionally hidden from the deep web It can be a little confusing I know
@@CrasherX2000 The dark web hosts illegal activities, and weed in the UK is one of those type of activities. This was the reference, and as I've never used the site before, a VPN would be essential to make sure of my safety. The website was only recently made public on Hidden Wiki, meaning it was dark web content. The information I posted was accurate lad. It can be a little confusing, I know.
It's not so much that we like 'bad boys' but that the 'good boys' seem to think being a decent human being, with absolutely nothing else to offer beside that baseline state should be enough and get pissy when it isn't!
the egg-checking life hack was actually quite usefull tho. my mother taught me that years ago, when an egg spins well its already cooked by her, because she used to stored raw AND boiled egg in the fridge, in the same container.
The clip at 7:50 was probably just to show you that you don't need any special cleaning stuff to clean your sink. The bottle said 'Płyn do mycia szyb' which basically means window cleaner. That could actually save me some time and money, but still - I wouldn't say it deserves to be called a lifehack.
Interesting. The other thing I hate about the bottom of the banana is when that spike (banana butt-plug?) detaches from the skin and stays in the banana! I wonder if opening from the bottom would help avoid that!
my mom always scared me that there are some sort of bacteria in the backside that would kill me if I ate it, so I would always open it from that end, or if I opened it from the "normal" end, I never ate it all the way. Is that a real thing?? Or was my mom just shitting me.
The hack about just cleaning the sink or whatever was actually kind of hack, because there was written that this spray was for cleaning windows, but written in Polish so a lot of people didnt understand the ‚hack’. And the hack i think was that window- cleaning spray is good for sinks too, if i understood. Idk why person who made it didnt translate it to english if the rest was, but just wanted u to know ^^
7:43 - you don't get it - it's a lifehack, because the substance she is cleaning with is a window cleaner, so the lifehack is that you can clean things by chemicals theat weren't made for those things. pretty briliat to me
The boot one is that you wrap the laces around the boot before you tie it so you don’t have laces hanging off of it. I get that most people who actually wear work boots would know that already but wanted to clear that up
@@vikiai4241 I'll give you foreign boring green USD money for one if you drive to the closest Aussie k-mart for one and send it to me. *Please I need one*
I mean, it is really cute despite not actually being a life hack (though nothing really is anymore) because I think it is just people genuinely trying to help other people? The people who didn’t have parents that taught them how to properly clean a sink or sew a button or whatever, and therein lies the wholesomeness
I laughed more than I should've when Bearger fell off your stand. XD The "life hack" about the guy tying his shoes, and the fact that you talked about it afterwards reminded me of when I taught my little brother how to tie his twenty years ago. A good memory. ^_^ "Have you ever thought to yourself: 'Man...I wish my house had electricity'?" Yes. Yes I have, when I had to live for five years without it or running water. Not a good time. =(
"Being alive is nice, but-" But what?!?! Slazo, you can't just keep us in the dark like that!!! We need to know your last, genius definitely not made solely for comedy life hack!!!
3:24 I've done this, made some dope earrings.. Minus the toothpaste. Used that pastry wax paper stuff to make a reasonably thick and even as well as smooth sheet that I cut into shape and colored with nailpolish.. no, didn't dump it.
Try Dashlane: www.dashlane.com/slazo
10% off Premium Promo Code: slazo
i use lastpass ha!!
wait if slazo has 10 sponsors for dashlane does that mean you can get 100% off??? Phaloat Wireless ya should look out for more dashlane sponsors
What if dashlane stole your information to watch Netflix
When Dashlane takes your Fortnite information 😫😭. Epic
_Troom Troom joined the chat_
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*_TikTok joined the chat_*
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*Tik Tok* is me when I use discord
*_TikTok stole the Troom Trooms and Crafts_*
Dont forget the mighty sara beauty corner
We need god
@@Roo_Card yes we need shaggy
I love Slazo but the fact that he doesn’t exist is pissing me off
mkay chief, sure
Dr. Avalanche same
Slazo was created by the Chinese government to sell beargers
@@ThePortalGeek1337 The only logical explanation
He is a cartoon, no wait... An anime!!! Like shrek
At this point, we should call it; “Hot Glue” *the series*
E
E
Lord Farquaad i saw this comment exactly on the E life hack
sofija kulidžan
I though this was pretty clever when I made it up. I wouldnt be surprised if someone else did it first.
E
If you run out of ideas just "buy a box off the deep web"
Oh you edited this what did it say before? Sneaky very sneaky....
“buy” a box off “the “deep web””
Let me boot up my VPN, connect to a new Tor Relay Network, all in a VM btw, go to NLGrovers drug site (a site on Tor, and only Tor, as you'd need to use Tor to access hidden .onion sites), get me some cheap weed, and make a TH-cam video about what was sent then.
Cosof the deep web is different from the dark web
As far as I know, a VPN is crucial for the dark web if you don’t want your info or credentials stolen
The Deep web is still hidden on the internet, but it’s inaccessible through normal search engines, meaning it requires a direct search instead of clicking links to get there like a normal browser would do
The Dark Web is a small portion of the Deep Web, but intentionally hidden from the deep web
It can be a little confusing I know
@@CrasherX2000 The dark web hosts illegal activities, and weed in the UK is one of those type of activities. This was the reference, and as I've never used the site before, a VPN would be essential to make sure of my safety. The website was only recently made public on Hidden Wiki, meaning it was dark web content. The information I posted was accurate lad.
It can be a little confusing, I know.
The reason these Tik Tok “life hacks” are refreshing is because it shows some Tik Tok users ARE capable of functioning in daily life.
Maybe
:l ironic huh?
Lifehack: _Dont go on TikTok_
lifehack: dont look at my face because i am the most unpretty youtuber in the universe
CoughE delete themselfs
@@LorddexGAMNG *themselves
I’ve been seeing you a lot recently
This obviously isn’t a life hack because it actually makes my life easier
Tik Tok, I went there once
Real dankius, oh shit
I still roam this accursed land
(Sry for my english)
In 15 mins i think
*"(N)O N C E"*
Are you in quarantine
DIWhy do good girls like bad guys?
Square I've had this question for a real long time
B-bb-bbbb---because.....
.......i have nothing ;-;
I’ve been a bad boy and its plain to see
How can i delete other peoples comments?
It's not so much that we like 'bad boys' but that the 'good boys' seem to think being a decent human being, with absolutely nothing else to offer beside that baseline state should be enough and get pissy when it isn't!
Your hair is actually silky and gorgeous. Seriously you should be in a pantene commercial. Can we get more hair flips plz zlazzy wazzy
Wtf
💀
what
😍😍😍 I'm just a girl with a dream okay.
@@juujuubinxofficial2852 we all have dreams of slazo but it doesn't mean we say something about something WE CANT HAVE OK
Why people watch Slazo
1 percent for Slazo
99 percent for borger
We have discussed this,it is *bearger
Edwin Santiago I am the 1 percent
i watch for slazo.
I
Don't watch
Bearger is the main show
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Slazo: Instagram life hacks on Tik Tok.
Dead meme but true
slazo: hold my beer
Life Hack for all TikTok users: *D E L E T E*
people want to delete my channel because i am so unpretty thanks for listening dear rieodndklous
@@AxxLAfriku delete yourself
wooow... why nobody likes me only beacuse im ugly?
thats true everbody hating me at youtube.
Better lifehack is dont even make TikTok account cuz you need to sell your life to TikTok (give them phone number)
@@AxxLAfriku bester mann Axxl ist am start
(Bist trotsdem heslig)
the egg-checking life hack was actually quite usefull tho. my mother taught me that years ago, when an egg spins well its already cooked by her, because she used to stored raw AND boiled egg in the fridge, in the same container.
But... why
@@WeGaming998 save space i assume
@@WeGaming998 she had her own rules around the kitchen, i dont know.
It also works to check if it's spoiled or not, if it spins good it's fresh
@@danusuck yeah, i can understand
We have come full circle, normal ways of doing stuff are now life hacks
I keep on getting ads about burgers while watching slazo
coincidence? i think not
hmm
oh my god.. it's exactly what i wanted...... a zipper egg. so sturdy..... so tough... so protective
Holds so much dogecoin
Instagram has invaded tiktok.
Me: Have you guys heard about Diwhy?
Friends: Yeah I love Diy
Me: Just Diwhy
Just like how Instagram ads invaded TH-cam.
I want n words!
NOW
Its the other way around👌🏿
Stop bearger abuse (he is rather a cute bearger)
That awkward moment when
ZIPPER EGG 🥚
That awkward moment between birth and death
this literally couldn’t be more relevant now animal crossing new horizons has egg day
I just noticed the Saitama figurine in the background together with the cute burger.
Cute burger is the only one who can stop him
make a third channel for the burger
Bearger
börger
Wouldn't it be the fourth? He has three currently : Slazo, Slaz, Em Kay
@@albedopilled
@@albedopilled gloria borger
9:20 _me to myself:_ "E"
9:23 Slazo: *_E_*
9:24 not I’m not
Slazo: ughh, I’m running out of content. Those Tik Tok and life hack videos gave me some decent material for a while but...
Tik Tok: Say no more.
Guy 1:You know what we need, a zipper egg.
Guy 2:Good idea bro
Slazo: being alive is nice but-
Me: fine... keep your secrets then.
Everyone needs a zipper egg in their life
I know an italian man who could help with that!
@@aplasticsoldier9130 finally the reference i was looking for
Duh
Imagine this with an ostrich egg and you use it legit as a purse
But it's not vegan 😂
The clip at 7:50 was probably just to show you that you don't need any special cleaning stuff to clean your sink. The bottle said 'Płyn do mycia szyb' which basically means window cleaner.
That could actually save me some time and money, but still - I wouldn't say it deserves to be called a lifehack.
I use my dish soap when taking a shower. It's surprising that not many people know this.
Well window cleaner has a special special formula so you’re windows don’t smudge 🗿
I like your hair the way it was. You're God so you defy gravity. It's beautiful.
you know whats a life hack?
squeezing a juicero bag by hand instead of using the crappy juicero itself.
04:33 "But Michael, I hear you ask, who brought us this video? And to that I say, Dashlane" I love Michael Reeves. He provides so good quotes lol
bruh how tf is that guy tying his shoes with flowers?!
Dashlane: why lose your password to one website when you can lose every single account you've ever made?
BreathRock616 you gotta get LastPass or Keeper to save the Dashlane password
yeah, this is as save as giving your passwords to a random dude on the street
This is useless for me since I use one password for everything. My Webkinz password from 2007 is literally my high school email password.
Cold Spaghetti lmao same, I used my webkinz password for ages
@@Turtle5598 I'm glad we live the same life.
Who doesn't have a egg zipper, let alone a egg backpack
An*
Dutawe get a life, chill. Don’t you have better things to do than correct peoples grammar on the internet ?!
I don't, actually.
*Do you not
Fuck eggs
When he gets to “love f” in the search bar at 3:59 you can see the revenge minecraft parody lmao
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!
The reason that he takes so much joy in mocking these life hacks is because...
Big Daddy Slaz has achieved absolute *Perfection*
_Burgerteddy has _*_Ascended_*_ ._
_Burgerteddy has now_ _achieved the ability to float._
her name is bearger
@@ilexdiapason they never learn...
*bearger
His name is bearger how dare you
this isnt even tik toks final form
we just need to be patient, fellow mortals. our time will come when we have the privilege of glancing upon tik toks epic super saiyan form
@@xpushingdaisyx privilege? More like torture.
@@aplasticsoldier9130 you? more like an ungrateful swine
@Frisk the Potato :3 just wait. one day, we will see it use 10.01% of its power. and that day. will be glorious
@@xpushingdaisyx the fact that you come from the realm of tik tok is even more ungrateful. Degenerate.
Does anyone know how to obtain a bearger?
He got his at K-Mart
You dont obtain it. You are chosen.
Hunt a bear, cook meat, take patty and place in between 2 buns
hello everybody, welcome back to DI...
ʷʰʸ
Pay Respects
Joke: F
Broke: FF
*WOKE: E*
This is some clean water
0:08 every 2007 boy's haircut
lmfao true i had a friend back then who had his hair like dat
Hey buddy, opening a banana from the backside is actually better, because from there all the nasty tasting banana-strings will stay with the peel.
Interesting.
The other thing I hate about the bottom of the banana is when that spike (banana butt-plug?) detaches from the skin and stays in the banana! I wonder if opening from the bottom would help avoid that!
my mom always scared me that there are some sort of bacteria in the backside that would kill me if I ate it, so I would always open it from that end, or if I opened it from the "normal" end, I never ate it all the way. Is that a real thing?? Or was my mom just shitting me.
Psixi&Co I just don’t eat it because it looks like it tastes like like ligma
@@TheeOnlyStolas whats ligma?
@@quintonwinton7210 LIGMA BALLS
7:47 the point is it is not typical detergent used to wash toilet, it's window cleaner, it's quite obvious too, but it makes more sense
Slazo' s skits really brought his content up a notch! I was already a huge fan but im loving these new skits!
Tik Tok Life Hack:
1. Feel a spoon with water
2. Move slowly to the sink
*3. Drop it*
*4. Be Tracer*
Got lost at about step 4 because someone else already chose Tracer, also got dick stuck in toster, please help?
mY EYEBALLS GONE-
@@FH4Player6397
No u
@@Taha632RMF thank you, all my worldly problems are over because my spoon is clean and i am Tracer, i shall now rise to godhood because of this.
Dead meme
I dont now why, but a voice inside of me wants you to make fondue and eat a spoonfull whenever you get triggered about the hacks
Weird flex but ok
Yes but no but yes
Uuuuuuuhhhh
I need a TikTok life hack on how to be Tracer when someone else is already Tracer.
I see you on every video
I see you on every video
Stfu bro your not funny
boy porridge you’re *
Kill'em
*SCOOBY GOT WAVES*
That pulp fiction scene I love it
8:15 (the one with tap) the premise is to use window cleaner to add shine to used tap.
Loving the animal crossing music during the skit
yall don't eat your banana with the shell?
It's not a shell! It's a wrapper...
Nah too fishy
Has nobody heard of a banana backpack what is wrong with you
Don't be rude you guys that's the banana's undergarments
Banana fanny pack.
At 5:20 you can see his credit card thanks slazo
Yah lol
The name on the form says Robert Stewart, who apparently lives in New York. I think it's safe to assume it's not Slaz's
ᵒʰ
*ᵒʰ*
7:06 I love Slazo but the fact that he is a dolphin is... not pissing me off, actually. Just love you, Slazo uwu
The hack about just cleaning the sink or whatever was actually kind of hack, because there was written that this spray was for cleaning windows, but written in Polish so a lot of people didnt understand the ‚hack’. And the hack i think was that window- cleaning spray is good for sinks too, if i understood. Idk why person who made it didnt translate it to english if the rest was, but just wanted u to know ^^
13:17 - *shoe laces those are flowers silly* 😂
sydney_ erin I was looking for u 😂
7:43 - you don't get it - it's a lifehack, because the substance she is cleaning with is a window cleaner, so the lifehack is that you can clean things by chemicals theat weren't made for those things. pretty briliat to me
You are not whooshing me today
Or even exactly the same active ingredients in different colors, scents and brand-packaging.
Then you find that cheap vinegar works better anyway!
@@vikiai4241 once tried with nut, that works mad good to clean shit.
you really aren't the sharpest tool in the shed
Pretty gay to me
Sorry slazo but I'm in love with you.
Hey, there is a queue here, you know! :-)
And I waited first, I'm not letting you take ma man 😂
@@loovlehcuppatea2830 Sorry but I CALL DIBSSS
@@sofiasegura2716 😱 NUUUUUU UH!
He looks like my left toe of my right foot
*opens door* 👍 #diy #lifehack
*breaths air* 👍 #diy #lifehack
*exists* 👍 #diy #lifehack
@Noah Lovotti hello fellow Noah🙋♂️
Is there a life hack that makes me never miss
I need a life hack that will always let me be Tracer.
You just gotta be around mia khalifa
Nah but I need a hack to make mafia work
Just get a boyfriend who won't kiss ya
@@FH4Player6397 wow what a shithead
~Watches video~
*TIK TOK ad shows*
Me : *Nani?*
Hey Slazo you should definitely wear a turtleneck sweater
#slazzywouldlooksnazzyinaturtleneck
Except it's always too hot for a turtle neck sweater.
Sarah Wright hmm true, hadn’t considered that
What is this?
Lee Skelton no i seen it. It bad
lmao
The boot one is that you wrap the laces around the boot before you tie it so you don’t have laces hanging off of it. I get that most people who actually wear work boots would know that already but wanted to clear that up
7:53 and that's why you always spray onto the cloth, not the surface you're cleaning (with a few exceptions).
Tik Tok is the main reason for sewerslide, even though these hacks were very helpful
U HATE ME?
my two girlfriends are not the main reason for my success but i love them anyways
I see you everywhere
?
Someday we'll make it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and meeeeeeee
Go away pwease
but is there a lifehack that will cure my raging alcoholism?
Drugssss
I need a lifehack that will cure my depression
Well also asthma owo
Rehab
*Tik Tok has reached another level again...*
_What's going to be next then ?_
Vine 2
蛇Y reddit reactions
@@FH4Player6397 hey I remember seeing you in JoJo Siwa video
The lava bath challenge.
Pornhub
We're both blonde haired, blue eyed Michaels with food as our last name. There can only be one. Fight me, Macaroni
Making the Letter E is now a life hack. 😂😂😂😂😂
I really thought he was going to teach us how to exhale out of our nose
Or how to snort sugar
*_the physics of slazos hair also angers me_*
ALERT! Allocating 250% extra processing cycles at the Slazo-Hair-Physics-Engine before everyone realises Australia doesn't really exist!
Where can I get that little Borger in the back? Reminds me of Gloria.
Slazo has Borger and Pewdiepie has Gloria. They should combine them.
ITS BEARGER REEEEEE
I believe you will have to bribe an Aussie to get you one from K-Mart.
(Sorry, I'm Aussie, but K-mart is way off my bus-route here!)
BEARGERRRRR
@@vikiai4241 I'll give you foreign boring green USD money for one if you drive to the closest Aussie k-mart for one and send it to me.
*Please I need one*
actually opening the banana from the opposite end makes there be less stringy things
Stringy things are good for you
I mean, it is really cute despite not actually being a life hack (though nothing really is anymore) because I think it is just people genuinely trying to help other people? The people who didn’t have parents that taught them how to properly clean a sink or sew a button or whatever, and therein lies the wholesomeness
Tic Tok
_Drop Top_
*Suck Rock*
I laughed more than I should've when Bearger fell off your stand. XD The "life hack" about the guy tying his shoes, and the fact that you talked about it afterwards reminded me of when I taught my little brother how to tie his twenty years ago. A good memory. ^_^ "Have you ever thought to yourself: 'Man...I wish my house had electricity'?" Yes. Yes I have, when I had to live for five years without it or running water. Not a good time. =(
@Spacey Yes. It was tough, but we pulled through! =)
Love you daddy slazo
HypeManXan shut up mega mind
"Being alive is nice, but-"
But what?!?! Slazo, you can't just keep us in the dark like that!!! We need to know your last, genius definitely not made solely for comedy life hack!!!
3:24 I've done this, made some dope earrings.. Minus the toothpaste. Used that pastry wax paper stuff to make a reasonably thick and even as well as smooth sheet that I cut into shape and colored with nailpolish.. no, didn't dump it.
LIFE HACK : if the tik tok owner is reading this comment please delete your app
But if they do then the nasty creatures from tik tok will crawl over to TH-cam like vine
Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah you’re kinda right
My self worth shot through the roof after watching this video , thanks to tiktok lifehacks
For the broom one. On hardwood floors, you can wet the broom a little and it'll help dirt stick to it.
I loved the skit at the end! Good job, Slazo.
What’s that song at 7:00 ? I wanna use it for my lofe hax video
Steve Le I wish I knew
what me some good *lofe hax*
Kenpeki guu no ne (Fairy Tail ending 1)
Anyone else Jamming out to the animal crossing background music?
But Daddy slazo is perfection
Love the skit at the end. Hope to see more in the future!
im enjoying the new direction youre taking the channel :D
0:17 Oh shoot, I didn’t realise this was an ASMR channel
Watching your Adam’s apple makes my throat hurt
When Slazo tryied to say the Hungarian name out loud,,, i really felt that.
Na végre valaki megemlíti
I appreciate that you used music from the Animal Crossing ost with such wonderful context.
Jade Sherry yeah I searched far for this comment tbh
1:06 fill with sand (or whatever you want) and throw at enemies.
the egg that spins slowly is the uncooked one
Anyone else think some of these are irony? Is it just me? PLS HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!
I am pretty sure the one tying the shoeflowers is.
The zipper egg is I think but I'm not sure
There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 word
4 you
Uninstall tiktok pleaasssseee
No
You're username is incorrect. You should change it
@@dracomalfoy1257 your* actually.
@@mr.cringe7717 Thanks for noticing :)
@@dracomalfoy1257 hey no problem :)
Certain households will cook a bunch of eggs and then put them back in the carton. They often get mixed up and it helps to know the difference.
Okay but Slazo’s first lifehack really saved me. All these dirty dishes, and I needed a plate