Aries: 1 poop Taurus: 2 shid Gemini: 2 poo of course Cancer: 1 big shidd Leo: a stinky Virgo: no poo ever Libra: 4 shid!! That's a lot Uhhh the rest are 1 shid I'm too lazy to finish this comment
Than play it again if you liked it so much. Its not relevant any more, but that doesn't mean you can't play it anymore. Its on steam, its on Xbox, its coming to Nintendo switch, its on DS, and its on PlayStation. I still play, I played it today!
Though, the 1.3.6 update xoming will be huge! Until now, we have new soundtracks, backgrounds, furniture, visual animations for the trees and wind, and some other tiny stuff i believe. Looking forward to it. And you?
LOL the hair one. Back when my hair was long (over 4ft) I used it as a shawl all the time for warmth when I was too lazy to go grab a real one. In a braid it also made a great rope perfect for strangling people. Life hack!
My wife left me in a nasty divorce and took custody of the kids. My kids hate me and now they do drugs. I never knew who my father was. My life is shit and I was going to pull the plug... but this... i needed this. 2:50 saved my life.
I had the weirdest dream last night, that for some reason I posted a comment on his last video about rubber duckies, so Michael traveled across the world to discuss my comment about rubber duckies with me it was fantastic..... Wtf is my brain capable of thinking
IKR? Tomato sauce is a something that you put on your pasta, and ketchup is something that you either smear on a bread, and then put some salami on it, or dip your pompes frites into it. At least that's how we call it here in Slovenia.
just imagine coming back home from work, then once you enter the apartment building's garage, you see a grown man with a wig on, dancing and saying "hell yeah I'm warm!!".
Setting aside differences with people who put chips in their soft serves was the perfect way of explaining just how much you hate tomato sauce on garlic bread. That part of the video was really a milestone in comedy
We should use sign language! 🍒🍆👌😂✊✋✌️☝️👆👇👈👉👊👋👐🖐️🖕🖖🤘🤙🤚🤝🙌🙏👀♋🅱️ *OH NO NOW HE'S DOING THE BIRD BOX CHALLENGE HE CAN'T SEE THE SIGN LANGUAGE EITHER OH MY GOD*
It makes me so happy to see this channel grow, I love the skits. I mean hell you got to do a collaboration with Felix. Congratulations!! I'm so glad I found your videos
I don't know how he did it, but Slazo managed to perfectly replicate, not once, but three times, the intonations on that Tumblr post read by text-to-speech, where the robot somehow managed to capture the emotions more perfectly than a voice actor ever could. You know the one. *Life hack* _what_ *Life hack.*
@@gamago7483 Probably for the same reason people hate pineapple on pizza. They either never tried it and think they wouldn't go well together, or tried it and didn't like it. Either way, they like to unanimously flip out over it, because it's fun I guess.
Big daddy Slazz, I want to let you know, my girl turned me onto your vids while I was detoxing from Xanax and quitting heroin and drinking. You've been compared to me by both my girl and mom, your style of sharp wit. Some days, your videos made me laugh when I had no other reason. Glad you exist, homie.
When I was really little I was obsessed with the color purple and with 'How the grinch stole christmas'. my aunt found this weird purple ketchup that had Max the dog on it and every time I was at her house I demanded a 'ketchup sandwich' which was just literally the purple ketchup between two slices of bread. When they discontinued the ketchup I threw a temper tantrum but then completely forgot about being upset after like 5 minutes.
cold room
>lowers image temperature
puts wig on
>raises image temperature
nice.
that's how mafia works
I think the match tricks one was supposed to be a "how to effectively burn down your house" kind of thing
Giving people cancer by burning plastic as well.
Its... literally shaped like Notre Damme
Guys there was terraria snow biom music
Never mind ketchup on bread.
They didn't wash that hair pump out, it would've put shampoo or whatever in the food...
*Michael, it's been 3 days and you still have not told me how much I shidded based on my zodiac sign*
Hm
IF U PISCES U POOPED ALOT OF MOIST SHIT
Steve En someone make an online petition. Disgraceful Michael!
@@lucielrose5327 thank you for the information i needed....
Aries: 1 poop
Taurus: 2 shid
Gemini: 2 poo of course
Cancer: 1 big shidd
Leo: a stinky
Virgo: no poo ever
Libra: 4 shid!! That's a lot
Uhhh the rest are 1 shid I'm too lazy to finish this comment
YOOO ID RECOGNIZE THAT TERRARIA ICE BIOME THEME ANYDAY
I didn't expect him to use terraria soundtrack.
Suneru OMG sale lol thought I was the only one
Time stamp? Didn’t notice
Damn the memories... when i played that game 7 hours straight.. about a day ago.
Yeessss I love Terraria
0:04 This is how I get up from bed every morning
Taikamuna sorry but this isn’t your day today sir
So are you like Justin Y. 2.0?
You wake up every morning with "ITS LIFEHACK TIME"?
¡El Chapulin Colorado!
Props to you, I don't get up from my bed...
The absolute size of wreck it Ralph
*make it happen*
Conor Mason YES
Okay but like
*he’d be tiny*
Yessssss
He said he's nine feet tall in the movie...
Oh yeah yeah
Ikr?!
I wish I didn't have a life to hack
i also want to be'nt
I want’nt a life
I want to Lifen't
bet you are jealous of me then... loser
Now you just need a photo
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He make video on life hack
Hacc*
Bored Adventures life hacc*
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He use terraria soundtracc
life hacc
"BrO yOu hAvE WrItTeN tHe SpElLiNg oF protec aNd attac wRoNg. "
2:55 im a big fan of the terraria ice biome music.
That's actually one of the best tracks from the game
@@end4567 along with the twins/WOF theme
Mine too!
But Plantera soundtrack is the best by far
LeFox isn’t it throughout the entire video?
Imagine walking into your apartment buildings basement only to see slazo in the corner with a wig....
We can all dream, can't we? :-D
thatd be scary
btw, oh yeah yeah
Oh no no
a wild Slazo has appeared in his natural habitat.
Damn I wish
3:02 slazo spent a bit too much time in the ice biome
He entered the cavern layer... But there is daylight??!!
Y e s
Does he know tho?
Shine potion gang
I was playing; terraria when I watched this and I was very confused when I heard the ice biome music because I was in the desert
Where’s my slazo terraria let’s play
I never knew I needed that until now
Yees
slazo type of terrarian (player not the yoyo) to kill bunnies and complain that it has no drops
We must have more likes
Joshs vlogs Wait, *WHAT?*
**Hears Terraria snow biome music in the backround**
Me:Oh,I see you are a man of culture as well.
Underground ice biome music is the best
He was a man of culture anyway
@@Cajuu i like dungeon music a lot but ice biome music is one of the best
@@dariusandone3300 mushroom or underground corruption are my favorites
i love the little skit things honestly they're iconic
I can't believe he died the same way that smok from solar warfare did
1:23 nobody cared who i was, till i put on the mask
Everyone was gangsta tilll I megaminded my hair to a makeshift mask
THE TERRARIA MUSIC KILLED ME
I COME FROM PLANET UGLY HIHI
Yeah supreme calamitas has the best music
nojplays nah fam the calamity OST 2 interlude is then best
I love Terraria
Dude I was playing terraria yesterday and saw this and I immediately knew! Slazo plays terraria confirmed??!?
2:55
Terraria. That was one of my favourite games..
Memories...
Ahh so many memories of dieing while this song played
The game is still up and being updated... also there's an extremely huge update coming, you should play it
Is*
Than play it again if you liked it so much. Its not relevant any more, but that doesn't mean you can't play it anymore. Its on steam, its on Xbox, its coming to Nintendo switch, its on DS, and its on PlayStation. I still play, I played it today!
Though, the 1.3.6 update xoming will be huge! Until now, we have new soundtracks, backgrounds, furniture, visual animations for the trees and wind, and some other tiny stuff i believe. Looking forward to it. And you?
*SLAZO PLAYS TERRARIA CONFIRMED*
Thanks we never would have known without the 20 other comments talking about it.
@@fecesthebabymouse6629 You're welcome buddy.
Isn’t terraria that Minecraft clone
*this is a joke please do not kill me
Like half the people I see on steam have it, it's pretty plausible
@@cataposs yeah but like 50% has the first achievement
Terraria music? A fellow man of culture!
The Wall Of Flesh soundtrack is my favourite, which one is yours?
@@Creepernom the underground crimson theme, it's so guttural and actually just the underground theme just corrupted which is fitting.
And I thought noone noticed
I just want somebody to play with me
Im dying of polio
Mr.BoNeLeSs indeed
LOL the hair one. Back when my hair was long (over 4ft) I used it as a shawl all the time for warmth when I was too lazy to go grab a real one. In a braid it also made a great rope perfect for strangling people. Life hack!
@Three Loves Stuff 👍
4 foot? My hair don't even reach my shoulders.
Yes Garnet, Great. I’m sure it was a useful weapon in the gem war. Way better than your actual weapon!
I do that now!! Also slap a bitch! Just whip her across her face!!! Sooooo eaaasssyyyy~
Do the hair dance!
🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻💃🏻💃🏻 👯♂️👯♀️
im happy that i got the terraria music reference when he was at the "cold room" (edit: everyone started copying me lol)
Best game
10:10 Who kidnapped Bearger?! :O
Oh shit. Someone call 911!
The same people who kidnapped Sev.
NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO
Are no one gonna talk about Saitama?
thanks for editing the video so it isnt upside down
Unik Unico TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
gee, thanks. Bro it’s 3019
Mr. PotatoSloth yes it is 3019. Remember when everyone wanted flying cars? Hah. We have _land planes._
yup, it must be hard to film in australia because youre upside down
2:54 Terraria music is playing, specifically if you're in an underground snow biome.
underground snow biome, get your facts straight
Wolfylittle 768 yeah come on dude
@@clubpenguin2648 sorry
i meant it as sarcasm... i'm not striving to be a professional dickhead online
Wait.... slazo has legs?
No it's Photoshop bb 😤👊
Madelyn Sullivan clearly not if you look at 12:36
I always thought you live in like a beach house or something but now I don't know how to feel
Survival hacks are like enabling cheats in Minecraft survival mode.
i wanna hack my face because i am the unprettiest youtuber WORLDWIDE
It's comment time!
AxxL, dude stop commenting that on EVERY SINGLE comment, you don’t even make any sense.
@@AxxLAfriku I wanna hack ur channel because you brag for no reason!
Alexander the Greater, daughter, look, he’s annoying
*_DiWhy Slazo have legs !?_*
To do the warm dance, duh.
No he floats
@@riotbreaker3506 *_Warm_*
*_DiWhy did Slazo skip leg day?_*
HES NOT PEWDIEPIE!!!????!!!!!
FaSt GuAcAmOlE *beats bag into a concrete floor*
*GENIUS*
I'm pretty sure its a satire account.
Terraria, ey? Great taste in music Slazo.
@Germoney Oh Yeah Yeah
Oh yeah yeah
@@wizarddd BOI YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY POWER!!!
I tujnm the shovel knight one is better
Oh Yeah Yeah I only liked cuz the profile pic
3:01 Isn't that the ice biome theme music for terraria?
hell yea it is
No it’s darude sandstorm
SuperShawnGaming yikes
It is
@@maty4280 oh yea yea
6:53 insert 9/11 reference here
C Hendricksen oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
STOP
im in the witty committee
Ohh yeah yeah yeah
Me when I hear terraria music:
....I should play that rn...
*binge watches more Slazo instead.*
AJ Productions on god
You noticed it to
AJ Productions nah m8 i just got the motivation to build a afk boss farm
I was playing Terraria when I heard it, was confused for a second.
i just played terraria when i heard this
Came here to talk about the terraria music but I'm about a thousand years late, very good
Omg TERRARIA MUSIC
Slazo/Slazos editor you're a genius
The matches "experiment" is considered a life hack because once the fire goes out of control, the flame's going to claim some lives.
I really appreciated the Terraria music at 2:50
I really appreciated your pfp
It's amazing
@@_y0inks581 AND i aprecciate yours
xKaliber thx
My wife left me in a nasty divorce and took custody of the kids. My kids hate me and now they do drugs. I never knew who my father was. My life is shit and I was going to pull the plug... but this... i needed this. 2:50 saved my life.
I had the weirdest dream last night, that for some reason I posted a comment on his last video about rubber duckies, so Michael traveled across the world to discuss my comment about rubber duckies with me it was fantastic.....
Wtf is my brain capable of thinking
I have dreams where the sewer swallows me
Lol
I have dreams where snakes chase me and try to kill me lol
@@starlingwatermelon24 uhh...
Amy :D apparently it symbolises that I am going through changes in my life lol
Yaa... it's life hack time!
Ah. That's hot
It's commenting time!
kremit the frog I swear that you’re Justin Y’s frog lmao
Who wants a Lifehack? Please I wanna die
if i control life hack, id want some GOOD life hacks and mark ass brownies
Those hacks are just meant to thin the population
These comments are meant to trigger me!
Hi Justin :D
Well that was so fast wtf?
Who are you?
Caught it early.
We need the absolute size of shaggy
No.
@LVBboi *Yes*
LVBBoi fuck of course we do
Tomato sauce is different than ketchup, though. Tomato sauce is nothing but puréed tomatoes
i'd wish you an unhappy life, but that seems redundant, does it not?
lasolady already pretty unhappy lol
we call that passata here
IKR? Tomato sauce is a something that you put on your pasta, and ketchup is something that you either smear on a bread, and then put some salami on it, or dip your pompes frites into it. At least that's how we call it here in Slovenia.
thats pasta sauce, or tomato paste if its for pizza
99% comments "yoo its terraria soundtrack"
epic time
Of course! Now we just waiting for that terraria let's play from slazo
it's acctually 69
Yes!!
*Phakilonia plays*
Oh damn he used Terraria music
This man is cultured
Life hacks are for teachers who have no idea what to do with kindergarteners and and think that they understand how to use glue effectively
father has uploaded
How did you escape the box
Howdy Alyssa
Wait a minute............ I thought F R E S H was your father..... WHAT!?!?!?!!
*daddy* you mean daddy
Living Water shhhhh
Slazo: What is this, is this-
*ad Pops up*
Ad: Free
Me: Wow
The sleep paralysis demon in the corner of my room: * jumping around * *ITS LIFE HACK TIME*
I like your Andy randy stuff
:0 thank
Manola Velasco o h Jesus Christ I don't want
2:54 nice use of Terraria soundtracks :D
Man, I need to play that game again. It's been too long...
@@cybersilver5816 I love but just can't get into it
Michel, people don't dip their fries into their soft served. They don't have one because the machine is broken.
Not gonna lie I do
12:35 top 10 saddest anime suicides
2:50 best acting skills, dicaprio is shaking
Da Vinci*
No, he'll just cover his face with his hair.
just imagine coming back home from work, then once you enter the apartment building's garage, you see a grown man with a wig on, dancing and saying "hell yeah I'm warm!!".
*you're gonna have a life hack time*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh yeah yeah
J-D Thunder it’s your’e
I thought that bread was banana bread and I almost had an anuryesm
Yeah you only put mustard on banana bread. Uncultured swine
Setting aside differences with people who put chips in their soft serves was the perfect way of explaining just how much you hate tomato sauce on garlic bread. That part of the video was really a milestone in comedy
Wtf!!!! Elon Musk just released intel that Lele Pons is Latina!!!! 😱😱😱😱
1:27 she looks like the iron helmet from skyrim but without the horns
I'm glad you enjoyed recording this, I certainly enjoyed watching it
The first life hack works if you want to *rob a bearger store* trust me i tried
Hey slazo troom troom uploaded a new video!
*OH MY GOD HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS HIS AIRPODS IN!*
he has the samsung equivalents of airpods that also are more expensive in!*
We should use sign language!
🍒🍆👌😂✊✋✌️☝️👆👇👈👉👊👋👐🖐️🖕🖖🤘🤙🤚🤝🙌🙏👀♋🅱️
*OH NO NOW HE'S DOING THE BIRD BOX CHALLENGE HE CAN'T SEE THE SIGN LANGUAGE EITHER OH MY GOD*
2:30 Oh no he's back in the parking lot.
hide yer kids, hide yer wife
7:57 "NEXT!!!"
Sorrowtv is that you?
No this is patrick
@@bigounce8549 ur mom is possession of the bigger homosexual gay
Absolute size of shaggy
you mean the absolute speed of shaggy, he can keep up with a great dane
You mean the absolute godteir of shaggy
The absolute power of shaggy
10:14 Wait, where did bear burger go? (._.)
*Bearger.
1:14 Lvl 1 crook
1:26 Lvl 35 boss
*THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS*
3:05 Lv.0 Crook
4:00 Lv.100 Mafia Boss
*THAT is how madia works*
1000 subs with no videos? It be like that sometimes
3:11 that Terraria snow music 👌👌
It makes me so happy to see this channel grow, I love the skits. I mean hell you got to do a collaboration with Felix. Congratulations!! I'm so glad I found your videos
4:10 looks like he's gonna walk up to me and ask if he can speak to the manager
it’s *_MA’AM_*
The ending jumping bit made me laugh so much
God I love Slazo just really brightens my day
DIWhy are you not more popular
That’s how life is hacked
Oh no no
Cowie is a god. Wendy’s fries + Wendy’s frosty = perfection.
mr burger is staring at me in the thumbnail
no u oh yeah yeah
No U
Into your soul.
you playing terraria is going to be a wish as is petscop 2 with pyro
SomethingsThere animations where is terraria 2?
Graceful Fiber
One more good question.
WHERE IS THE 1.3.6 UPDATE!?
I know it’s supposed to come out in mid 2019 plz don’t kill me.
And almost forgot, WHERE’S THE TERRARIA MOBILE 1.3 UPDATE
CrimsonShadow2k3 they will probably delay it lol
I don't know how he did it, but Slazo managed to perfectly replicate, not once, but three times, the intonations on that Tumblr post read by text-to-speech, where the robot somehow managed to capture the emotions more perfectly than a voice actor ever could. You know the one.
*Life hack*
_what_
*Life hack.*
Anyone else stare at mr. bearger the whole video instead of actually watching it?
Biscuit BEARGER
Yes.
I felt personal attacked at the fries and ice cream ):
Captain Squats Bruh fries and ice cream are the best... especially Oreo ice cream
Lmao same. And I don't even do that anymore x-x
Captain Squats it’s really good. Idk why people hate it
@@gamago7483 Probably for the same reason people hate pineapple on pizza. They either never tried it and think they wouldn't go well together, or tried it and didn't like it. Either way, they like to unanimously flip out over it, because it's fun I guess.
Same tho lmaoo
3:12 he's doing the Lego hand... You're really THE man Slazo! 🤣
1:24 omg it's 🅱️igfoot omg he does exist
Lonely 🅱️iscuit it’s the f🅱️I delete this now
@@lesleyastill-torchia8951 I'm not going 🅱️ack to 🅱️rison!
Your bed looks really bouncy and comfy.
Silver Nut 🥜
@@seantalas1882 what the fuck
cheese sandwich lol 😂
@@seantalas1882 ikr
It actually does
Big daddy Slazz, I want to let you know, my girl turned me onto your vids while I was detoxing from Xanax and quitting heroin and drinking. You've been compared to me by both my girl and mom, your style of sharp wit. Some days, your videos made me laugh when I had no other reason. Glad you exist, homie.
3:00 respect for the terraria music
1:26 what if you're bald...then what ? You freeze to death? 🤣
Wigz
@@synflwr true....
When I was really little I was obsessed with the color purple and with 'How the grinch stole christmas'. my aunt found this weird purple ketchup that had Max the dog on it and every time I was at her house I demanded a 'ketchup sandwich' which was just literally the purple ketchup between two slices of bread. When they discontinued the ketchup I threw a temper tantrum but then completely forgot about being upset after like 5 minutes.
As someone who has 2,300+ hours on Terraria, I appreciate 2:54 to 3:30.
Vergin
@@hallahej860 xd
@@hallahej860 I think the real virgin here is the one that can't spell. 👈👈👀
@@PhantomLola12 I think the real virgin here is the one that can't understand a joke ♿
@@hallahej860 Haha, I can dude. I don't think you can. 👈👈😎
Dipping fries in your milkshake is delicious you can’t change my mind
As is,chicken nuggets
Ketchup in milkshake is best. Dont @ me
th-cam.com/video/UXMj99uezzI/w-d-xo.html
@@allie-nm4io wtf mate
Ryan M Yeah I definitely gotta agree with this. I do this all the time when I go to Wendy’s.
Ahh classic Terraria Winter Biome Soundtrack
I guess you could call the girl in the thumbnail... HAIR Grylls
I guess you could call the girl in the thumbnail... HAIR Grylls
*Slazo trying to flex his shorts*
_I see you_
These life hacks are astonishing. Absolutely incredible. It's immaculate
I won’t stop until you co-operate
Show your pets.
He is the pet
What are you talking about Katie?
9:45 STOP👏🏼KILLING👏🏼SCOTTISH👏🏼PEOPLE👏🏼TO👏🏼MAKE👏🏼SCOTCH👏🏼TAPE👏🏼
Whenever I watch TH-cam video, I purposefully watch the ads, not because they're good, but I just want to support the youtuber making the videos
What if you got a three hour long ad?
These lifehacks are really useful if you don’t fear being socially ostracized
Wierd flex but ok
big words big boy
I like how u used the Terria snow biome music it made me feel nostalgic
_Omg the terraria music_ 😂
*_can we have a lets play?_*
Tomato sauce= the stuff you wipe off your face with a breadstick
Ketchup= the stuff you turn into soap?