} Flemingo { im not trying to be one of those subreddit braggy guys but he didnt even turn his hands into a dragon or a batman mask! even I can do that! what a rascal!
Angel Cake he didnt even break his fingers by making them into a bowl of noodles! even i can do that!!! what a rascal!!!!!! (send help my fingers hurt i am typing this with my nose)
Listen my guy, putting olive oil on your skin from time to time is actually pretty good for your skin, so even in your satire you still produce a better life hack than channels completely dedicated to life hacks
At 1:10 I heard "just put the body into the car like a normal person, Susan". Couldn't figure out why he'd say that. And then I realised he wasn't saying that at all, lol
After dry heaving from cleaning my cat’s barf, I come here for a nice distraction. And you show me... you *dare* to show me a hot dog slushie? Thanks slazo. My stomach hurts.
I heard about this place... Bank, I think it is called, where you can put your money. Sounds crazy but I think it might be a good option for keeping your money too.
1:20 is actually something my grandfather did to my uncle on Christmas when he was little, with the added step of first giving him a huge box containing progressively smaller boxes until the smallest one finally had a piece of paper saying that his gift was in the freezer. So congrats. You made a dad joke at 50% effort.
I like how they tell the person with the dry hair to put cream on it... _then wash it._ Maybe it isn't the cream that's helping. Maybe it's because you're putting _water_ on something that's _dry._
For the money in the cake one, where the money pulled out of it, it’s actually sort of like a tradition. When the girl turn eighteen or sixteen, they get a cake that they pull money out of. It’s usually about 500 dollars in ones, and it’s all taped together. Also it’s pretty fun to pull out lol
Yo, not gonna lie, but you've improved sooo much over the last few months, Slazo. You've given me a lot of consistent laughs and XDs. I hope you'll continue to improve in the future as well. Best of luck.
I had a horrible day today. And not much makes me laugh. But this video really made me laugh. I don't know what I would do without you here on TH-cam so I truly thank you Slazo. You really help me every day and I am forever grateful.
HE FINALLY SAID IT.
*MICHAEL MACARONI*
Where does this come from?
bloody legend
Now his name is Michael marijuana
It's a Christmas miracle.
so guys we did it
Need a place to put your money but don’t have a wallet?
_Put it in a cake._
@@alexandrine1558 woah there
Alexander the Greater - I guess that works too
Your profile pic greatly summarise it
Just send slazo a cake already!!!!!!!!!
put it in a hot dog
If you serve me a *hotdog water slushie* you won’t live to see another day
If I ever see a hotdog slushie, I'm going to injure whoever made it.
sounds good! when do you want it?
Usera Naem right now
Slazo saying "Piss off" is my aesthetic.
me too
same
Same
him flipping people off
It's gotten to a point where if one of these doesn't include hot glue, I assume something is wrong.
First to reply to a legend
Nice
No Justin
Do you actually just go on to random videos to comment
Walter
_I feel like you spent ages practicing that finger dancing thing._
} Flemingo { im not trying to be one of those subreddit braggy guys but he didnt even turn his hands into a dragon or a batman mask! even I can do that! what a rascal!
Not to be one of those racist guys, but you two are exactly the same color! Neato!
_nice italics plebeian_
Megabyte
*_-SILLY AMATURE-_*
Angel Cake he didnt even break his fingers by making them into a bowl of noodles! even i can do that!!! what a rascal!!!!!! (send help my fingers hurt i am typing this with my nose)
*Just steal your own money lmao*
New money glitch
*Newest 2018 -2019 life hacks*
*POVERTY DROPS TO 0%*
Breaking news. Stealing rate drops to 0%
Edit:my dumb ass wrote "sterling" not "stealing"
Why are you named after a YTPMV video?
The freckles one....people know freckles are like.... Asymmetrical and like very rarely in a line?
also, she has one bigger freckle on her nose and she will never be able to replicate that. if somebody meets her more than once they'd realize lmao
Ikr that's what I was thinking
It might work for cosplay but still, plus it'd smudge real easy.
True! There's nothing wrong with faking some freckles from time to time if you want but.... this is just a terrible effort
It’s makeup, when you see someone with purple lipstick do you think that’s their actual lip color
7:04 *yes, cut your lips open instead of getting 50 cent lipstick from Go Mart*
Wtf is go mart
Eyelash curlers aren't sharp...
Cue the person saying "tHey aRent tHat cHeap wHere i aM
You can get the exact same results by biting your lips. Not that it's a good idea, but don't waste the money if you're gonna do it.
Ow
You don't need to hide your money
*_If you're broke_*
BACON IS GUD FUR ME
Chicken nuggets
STOP EXPOSING MEE!!😣
*Chicken nuggets*
LIFE *HACKED*
Dry skin?
Take a few strips of bacon and cook them. Eat bacon. Take grease directly from pan, and slather onto skin.
Also doubles as perfume.
Must be what the girl I work with does 😩😩
Preferably do it while the grease is still scalding
@@sammyammy3052 No cares about your life tbh
My skin broke out reading that
Still sizzling
I skipped ten seconds and Slaz told me to piss off.
Lol
Thats what you get for skipping Slazo
Oh my god he does 😭
Listen my guy, putting olive oil on your skin from time to time is actually pretty good for your skin, so even in your satire you still produce a better life hack than channels completely dedicated to life hacks
If you do it too much you'll be oily AF though
Oily ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and for a _movement hack_ just slap some more on and you'll be able to slid everywhere. no cars, no bikes, no buses, no trains, just slip around.
came here to say the same, glad to find you already did
and rubbing bruises with olive oil for 10 minutes approx. makes the swelling disappear
Instagram DIYs: *exist*
Slazo: *its free real estate*
"Your hair's so lush, and hydrayed, and attracting flies."
1:47 *HOW TO BASIC WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Gordon Ramsay is triggered at bad eggs
Omg im dying
17203 users want to know your location
9:16
Oh, I have dry hair? Let me just drown my depression by devouring whipped cream
Thats an Ikea chair he's using.
Why do i know these things
@@kayracomics9657 smells like horny in here
Cause your not real, government drone
whats it called
Because IKEA Bird
UnknownPigeon because your a unknownpigeon
The Hot Dog Water Slushie is something I wouldn't even give to my worst enemy, its too much
Yes.
4:32 *_plastic surgeons hate her!_*
No
How do you get the text to be italic
LukaMasterz use * before and after sentence
S3AM *OK*
@@lukatheslav *_-HOW TO BASIC-_*
who eats whipped cream and decides "you know what? im gonna put this in my hair!"
I bet komeada does that. That’s why his hair is so white
So this is unrelated to your comment but nice to see another GHOST fan around 👍🏻
The cream did nothing, she just put water in her hair and then it wasn't dry
i understand eating it but putting it on your hair?
5 year olds
That’s it
Theives hate him!
Indeed they do
Theives
i-win *see how he can hide money in a few easy steps!*
Dad
fix your grammar
At 1:10 I heard "just put the body into the car like a normal person, Susan". Couldn't figure out why he'd say that. And then I realised he wasn't saying that at all, lol
MissImpossible omg
Easy to get rid of!
Shoor now that's all I can hear
That's really normal.
Yeah he was actually saying "money" instead of "body".
The person who came up with that pad thing is a fricking disgrace. Do you know how expensive they are??
@Abigail Robert They're considered luxury items for some reason in the US.
@@confusedaf1112 It's bs!!!
@@alex_is_drawing1562 Yup. Paying extra tax on pads because apparently periods are a "luxury" to have.
She has dead eyes
Yeah the UK is pretty reasonable with necessitys
After dry heaving from cleaning my cat’s barf, I come here for a nice distraction. And you show me... you *dare* to show me a hot dog slushie? Thanks slazo. My stomach hurts.
which would you rather eat a hot dog smoothie or cat barf
@@shiftypenguin472 which is worse, a hot dog slushie or a hot dog smoothie?
who tf says barf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
2:14 it hurts a bit when it's your name. I felt it a little.
Coincidence? I think NOT!
You'd love r/fuckyoukaren
Don't worry karen, we only use Debra's and Sharon's in this household
Fucking hell Karen, you took the fucking kids again
Bro why the fuck did you take the kids Karen.
Put a fork in a microwave
*WARNING* DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS
Mr Floral sorry
My Home Exploded
StoryTime
@@emilsskrebelis1743 ACTUALLY HAPPEND WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION
sugneA instructions unclear, my house is now flooded with forks
You killed 48 people
_The will to live has left the chat._
The will to live was never there in the first place..
The will to live has left my body
I usually hide my money in slaZo's merch store
When you stood up, patted your crotch, and said: "Who wants some?", I absolutely lost it!! XD You dancing to the country music was beautiful!! ^_^
Next up-- FUN DIY GLITTER NOOSE!
Alexander the Greater YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED BUT DONT DESERVE
@@alexandrine1558 YOU CAN TIE THEM TO YOUR WRIST AND DO A HANGMANS DANCE
@@alexandrine1558 or it makes a great tie
@@echotrapta OR YOU CAN MAKE BANANAS FLY
Dumb dumb all Nooses are home made. Its already a DIY. But using a belt is just as effective but going in fashion just as good
5:21 he really said *K N O C K E R S*
You mean 5:21 dumbass
@@h4rrow whoops my bad
empty you actually didn’t insult me Oh wow you deserve a like and a subscribe
2:56 if slazo lives in the uk, you could say this is some pretty good
pound cake
he doesnt lol
Woooooosh
@@soildweller r/whooooosh
He lives in Australia
But they aren't pounds
Being obtuse is my speciality
Just give it to your local drug dealer to hide it
ItzSquishy I’m the 69th like
I just give to my girlfriend she kisses me a bunch after but at least she keeps t safe
I heard about this place... Bank, I think it is called, where you can put your money. Sounds crazy but I think it might be a good option for keeping your money too.
But then what would you do with your spare cake?
Nah, I prefer my good old cake
Ah thanks dude ive been hiding it in cucumber
Tbh tho going to the bank is like the least fun thing ever.
Yes cause all of these are supposed to be real was to store money (sarcasm)
5:29 DUDE IM DEAD
I choKED
MFKSKSNDJAJJDJEND N O
@@pondererofdumbshit2669 mOOd
Danm
Yea AHAHAHAHAHHAAH
I love drinking those hot dog water slushies
Same. If I had a bad day, I just think, I get a hot dog water slushie later.
Grom grom ramzé
Why do I see a funny comment from u under every freaking video dude 😂
kremit the frog It’s delicious...
Brother
"I am Michael Macaroni, and I will be your host"
Gimme pizza
10:40
Bonus
The popcorn gets buttery from the hair grease on the hair straightener!
this isnt clean water.
About 1 year late
Woah,
That water looks so hotdog
It’s not clean water....
ITS HOTDOG JUICE! 😤😤😤😤
Mmmm, so refreshing!
2019 New Year’s Resolution:
*Get thicc as frick*
2019 Resolution:
remain at the same body density, as I am already at the slightly-above-medium size that could be referred to as "thicc"
Fricc*
I'm already a thick male
Kra Z Kapin-Exactly
Ok
10:22 can somebody please make a 1 hour loop out of this?thanks
@@DankestLLama no u
@@hodenkrebsler69 Natsuki is best.
@Loona-kun Natsuki is best
maribel facts
Natsuki is best
BrO iF yUo WaNt To HiDe YoUr MoNeY jUsT eAt It
Jack Wasser ThAnKs 4 ThE lIfE hAcK
oH i dRInK iT sO tHaT i CAn PoOP iT LatER
WHAT IS GOINF ON IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
@@paste8213 what's going on with you these comments are normal.
OmG i fOuND aNoTHeR waY tO Do THiS. InJecT a SyrInGE fiLLed WiTh cOInS tO YoUr'e bOdY
*Literally any video:*
**exists**
*justin y has entered the chat*
WalnutTime well played
4 months late
Versauce (or whatever his name was) too
I hope he replies to this comment personally.
1:20 is actually something my grandfather did to my uncle on Christmas when he was little, with the added step of first giving him a huge box containing progressively smaller boxes until the smallest one finally had a piece of paper saying that his gift was in the freezer.
So congrats. You made a dad joke at 50% effort.
Petition to have every outro a zoom of slazo’s junk
Edit: jesus i did not expect that many likes
The comment i was scrolling for. Diwhy is your junk motion tracked Slazo?
Yes please
Insta-signed, that shit would be the highlight of my life
nice nirvana pfp
I support this
I like how they tell the person with the dry hair to put cream on it... _then wash it._
Maybe it isn't the cream that's helping. Maybe it's because you're putting _water_ on something that's _dry._
Kra Z Kapin lmao
Ok
Kra Z Kapin but water's not wet
@@Drip-Soup373 They didn't say water was wet, fuck nugget.
Ok I agree that the idea was shit
But putting only water doesn't help in dry hair
You have to apply some kind of oil
"You got a microwave popping machine?" - Slazo 2018
Skin dry? Just cover yourself in hot tar and wait a few minutes! Smooth wet skin in no time!
Stalker Bleach yeah! And only at the low low price of your life!
Thanks, changed my life!
What skin?
Pale lips? Use frickin lipstick
Yeah who tf carries a whole damn eyelash curler around but doesn't have some damn tinted chapstick or something
Pale lips? Grow new ones!
*wack*
I would rather use the blood of my frist born cjild
Or even coconut oil, only if at home tho
Fun Fact: The ancient Greeks and Romans used olive oil for that exact purpose
the popcorn hack adds some flavour
they wont even know the salt they thought they were eating was actually dandruff
Cool moves bro that finger dance was slick
I missthe old days, before the slazo controversy. Happy that he's still uploading, but I feel for the guy.
Yeah.
Who puts whip cream in their hair? I use chicken broth.
Gorxib Q Ikr
@@professionalbiter For even better results, try melted chocolate or molten iron.
Pfft.
I use ketchup.
FIameIeaf What a n o r m I e.
I use the real stuff, Acid with a sprinkle of vanilla to improve taste.
Weird flex but ok
That nose thing with the eye tool was *ew.*
e y e t o o l
I died a little inside
it was so FUCKING disgusting. Its an eyelash curler btw.
I screamed
Its 1am
Exact
There's an internal battle in slazo's head on if he should make the videos or get the razor blades and run the bath
Yikes
@Everything Enthusiast ion think Hannah baker was shavin that one time :/
Stan uris who?
This is a dark joke, but at the same time...me too
i enjoy making stuff when my legs are nice and smooth too
I think the first life hack could be very useful. Say its your wife's birthday and she pulls the topper out... BOOM Divorce Papers! Now that is epic.
What if he just got a new bed and changed the angle but didn't move anywhere
Illuminati confirmed
I have re-watched the part where Slazo is dancing like, a thousand times. I love it.
I hide my money inside condoms because i dont get to use them anyways
One day my friend... one day.
*your profile pic is you waiting for people to get the joke*
*The money?...* or the condoms?..
tornike1998 GT *both*
My guy goes in raw every time
*Yeah ok but why did you look like you were about to cry when you found the coins in the cake*
*Answer me Slazo*
Because he wanted cake.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wanted the *cacc*
He just wanted some fuckin cake man
"James Charles, who's that? Me."
Might not wanna say that right now Slazo.
11:52 *notices bulge in pants*
OWO WHAT’s THIS
*He is underage u sick fuck!*
@@pointlessviewer his twitter says he's 18
@@a-goblin im pretty sure hes joking
*OWO*
@@pointlessviewer *Oh so 18 is underaged then, huh?* ùwú
I got sick less then an hour ago, and I've gotta say, if I didn't just puke my guts out I would've done it at the start of the video.
F
Thank you for your support,@@sockthesaduofastudent5096 .
@@CATibal no problem
F
@@Vonias thank you too
For the money in the cake one, where the money pulled out of it, it’s actually sort of like a tradition. When the girl turn eighteen or sixteen, they get a cake that they pull money out of. It’s usually about 500 dollars in ones, and it’s all taped together. Also it’s pretty fun to pull out lol
Y’all just don’t immediately spend it on V-bucks and cocaine?
Basically the same thing.
@@binarycat1237 both have the same effect of turning you into an absolute fucking nutter.
But you're Colombian and the cocaine is really cheap in that country
Eduardo Monsalve Ariza im not but ok
@@titball1549 I can sell you cocaine, parcero
$100 USD by pound in V-Bucks
Yo, not gonna lie, but you've improved sooo much over the last few months, Slazo. You've given me a lot of consistent laughs and XDs. I hope you'll continue to improve in the future as well. Best of luck.
11:51 slazo n o
This Michael macaroni guy looks familiar
yeah, you're right, he looks like that guy Slazo
@@sophiathekitteh nah, Michael macaroni looks nothing like Slazo. He looks like troom troom
5:29 when *dad* comes home
Onii-chan*
My lesbian boyfriend*
Thank you shrekus christ
You ok bud?
Daddy slaz*
I had a horrible day today. And not much makes me laugh. But this video really made me laugh. I don't know what I would do without you here on TH-cam so I truly thank you Slazo. You really help me every day and I am forever grateful.
wouldn't the popcorn taste like
*burnt hair?*
It would, wouldn't it..... 🤔
Yummy, my favorite flavor
@@ocinidolegna mm mm mm just like mom used to make
*yum*
@Betsy Mills Jesus H. Christ.
Is anyone going to talk about his little cowboy dance?
It was too stunning for words, I cried
@@leowright2251 it was too crying for stunning, I words.
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969 it was too words for cry, i stunning
He had too much yee-yee juice *I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK*
I was laughing too hard to say anything...😂😂😂
These DIY are CREATIVE but IMPRACTICAL. Shows that they have too much time in their hands.
Easy Solution: Just don’t have money to hide 😎😎😎
RidonkulousMG-This is a legend right here 69 likes too
Modern problems require modern solutions!
You okay there financially buddy?
What an opening. I click on the notification and immediately get PTSD.
3:20 rest in peace camera dude
Michael... What a big package you carry around. 😮
ÔwÔ Slazo is a big boy
@@Fanrose2475 ùwú
What the fuck.
Hide the money in the food of chefs.
9:24
she attac
She protecc
But most importantly
Her hair is sticky like all hecc
Also, the olive thing is real. Ik you were joking, but it's a good moisturizer
Alexus Turner 😂yup and coconut oil
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
you can just see him losing more and more faith in humanity as the video progresses
The thing that‘s funny about the olive oil joke is that‘s actually how the ancient romans would clean themselves
Can't wait for slazo merch of microwave popping machines
*I threw up a bit when seeing that hot dog one*
I started saying Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and my mom was quite confused
I actually tried the eyelash curler 'hack' when I was in middle school and it just broke all the blood vessels on and around my nose
D:
Olive oil actually works great. Its been used for thousands of years
tyrantking000 Olive is actually very good for your skin.
Olive is actually very good for your skin.
Olive is actually very good for your skin.
Olive is actually very good for your skin.
Olive is actually very good for your skin.
Um... why are you putting someone through all that trouble...
To send her a dollar...
Theoretically, you could put some money of greater value in the cake, but they're too broke.
“It’s like if I just walked around like ey...WHO WANTS SOME?”
*me dying because it’s fucking hilarious*
(5:28)
How to make a noose with hot glue
just swallow the glue, its easier.
Loopy loop then pull now your shoes are looking cool
use a hot dog
@@J-D03 Its not crafty tho
DIWhy hasn't my dad come back it's been 10 years
He at the store
He’s making a sandwich
He’s coming home from work traffic is just bad
5:56 introducing the most efficient way the waste tinfoil.
You (normal thumbnails)
Vs
The guy she tells you not to worry about (diWHY thumbnails)
I literally started tearing up from laughter at 11:16
DerpTheF0X 12:14 is better 😂
0:15 this looks like something you would secretly serve your enemies at a party
Slazo-dance.exe has stopped working
Misty TTM it never worked tbh
slazo is literally the cutest
I ain't gay BUT he is.
ORAORAORA Platinum no he isn’t
Imma have to agree with ya on this one.
I’ll take fifteen of them
@@lucidmemez9634 I agree with you on a universal way
Ah yes. I, too, make popcorn with a *microwave popping machine.*
You were so concerned with if you could
*You never stopped to ask if you should*
Spared no expense.