Truly Terrible Life Hacks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ต.ค. 2018
- I delve into some more truly terrible content on the internet. This time, life hacks.
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Background music ► Cuphead - Carnival Kerfuffle
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late [ASMR Edition] - ตลก
you should win an Oscar for visual effects with that intro
senseimonkey you are the bad
The affects were the best thing I’ve ever seen
That says something
Yeah, loved the Watermark on the Portal.
senseimonkey and acting
But what about the outro?? Did you even see the grace and fluidity of that skeleton? I was brought to tears. (And i dont care if Slazo didn't create it, he will still be receiving the Oscar and full credit for it)
If Slazo existed he would be a pretty cool guy
Hold up...
HE GOT -LIGMA- *SUCON*
@@omprakashchoudhary1114
What's....
*Top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster*
He's a great Anime character, I agree.
9
Every time you distort the videos I feel like I'm on an acid trip or something
when he said 'the pepsi falls out' I just imagined like a solid block of pepsi falling out of the bottle and it made me laugh so hard
Life hack:
Pull the pin off a grenade and hold it for a few minutes.
I mean... technically that wouldn't actually do anything?
megamachopop It depends but it would be a fun afternoon activity for sure
You forgot the spoon :P
Dark Sev. Seconds*
Dávid Végső it wouldn’t do anything you need to let the clamp go
Yall, pedestrians: Data or data?
Slazo, ascended: Dada
Stefan Kekso i say data and dada i am ascended x2
I say both
I saw m'data for I am a supreme gentleman **tips fedora**
Dada or Daddy?
Slazhoes: Daddy 😍😏😩👅💦
life hack:
if you never have a job you will never be fired...
*FBI:* Dont fucking move
are we bringing back the no honey no money thing?
Life hacked
*FBI OPEN UP*
*_B I G B R A I N T I M E_*
Cool life hack:
Give everyone your social security number
You'll never lose it!
Mine is 66666666666666666666
I know its long
mine is 6969696969696969696969. i know it's long.
mine is 123-45-6789
Mine is 9348-9678765-8765abcyeeyee
You need to acknowledge the fact that you look like shaggy
Zoinks
senseimonkey YOINKS RAGGY I DONT WANAN GO ON THERE
Ruh roh
Like Zoinks man!
No beard... looks nothing like shaggy
I don't remember this in Doctor Who.
Versaucey well, season 11 isn’t out entirely yet
Versaucey its in the classic series
Doctor who?
Who?
Its australian special
I know how to get 100% headshot rate all the time in the shooting range!!1!1
Turn the gun 180 degrees and place it where your head is placed. Now pull trigger. It worked for m-
You know what I thinking RIP
Shrine are u okay?
@@Koala019 he had a stroke
*do a face reveal!*
OwO
HawYee - uwu
@@cruzmercuri-draca8233 owu
@@simpburs o3o
Greene the intruder (*^ω^*)
*_-not too late my friend to get up and try again-_*
That sounded pretty edgy pal
@@turdy_water7646 stop bullyin me smh😔🤙
I mean you have to be legally skilled to say this.
@@therealsystemshadey1409 true m8
@@chipdippy5902 no
How to stay asleep forever:
1: hold your breath
Drink some B L E A C H
Thanks lemne try (rip)
Whats number 2
Already tried three times
@@puns5601 thats the only step lmao
That ASMR at the end got me moister then an oister
Life hack:
*🅱️eathpacito*
Life hack: Delete System42.
It is the solution to the universe.
Life hack:🅱️🅾️🅾️🅿️
Sponsored by troom troom
(Edit: fanks for da likes)
I'Ts NoT a pRobLEm AnYmOrE.
Morges is S H O O K
*Pepsi Bottle, Coca cola glass*
I don't give a damn
William Spence should have more upvotes 🤷🏻♀️
A classic 👌🏻💕
William Spence dang*
SourSlushii you watched the whole video right? Or are you making a joke I don’t get?
BEPIS
HAHAHAHAH THE OUTRO
What's it say
😂😂😂😂😂
Go commit game end
Yeah, I can't even tell what is happening in the dissorted ones.
Same
It was for copyright I think
makes me mad
@@BrookD.Artist Yes it was. But still.
Life hack: turn your head 360° around till you hear a little crack
*oops u died so sad*
* ALEX * your name fits well
I did it but I heard the crack somewhere a little after 90 degrees. I think I'm doing it wrong.
I tried it and It didn’t work
* ALEX * you mean crack?
*this is so sad,Alexa play despacito*
I got a tiktok video where the person put coins in a pan and started to cook them. They actually turned the stove on- very scary stuff.
Same and at the end I got a stupid Ohio election ad that is everywhere and I hate them all because they are fifteen second unskippable FRICKS
@@glassbirds I get unskippable Michigan election ads as well.
That loquendo outro with chilean slang was godlike.
fué la mejor weá del mundo xD
It was the best shit in the world xDD
Calacas chidas confirmed
Life hacks ✔️
Slazo✔️
Lotion✔️
oh yeah I'm ready
@ariannasv22 I am going to apply lotion on my hands while watching a yt video you infidel
/s
But is your water clean, and are your froggies rocky
*W A I T*
Top Ten Reasons Why Slazo Would Win In A Fight Against PewDiePie
1. Slazo can time travel into the future
2. ?
3. Profit
10. Pew man bad
But what if felix can teleport to the past?
The past doesn't exist, because the world was created with Last Thursdayism, duh
You did it wrong but i forbive you
that spanish in the outro is epic also funny af for some reason
Life Hack:
*go commit uninstall life*
EDIT: Wow a few hours ago this had 3 likes and now it has 200+! TYYYY
Trigger Bearswag
I heard if you uninstall life, that you can’t reinstall it again... kinda sucks. It’s taking up so much memory. Literally taking up everything:/
Trigger Bearswag go commit 1 minus 1
go commit not inhale air
Donuts are healthier than crystal meth
NO you could of made that perfect if you didn't add the edit....
1:00 Australia.pdf stopped working. Slazo.exe has commit delete life
AUSTRALIA DOESN'T EXIST SLAZO IS A SIMULATION
People will never stop coming up with ways to say suicide.
i axtually thaught it buffered
Go make game end
@@aysseralwan I clicked and got an ad
Glad daddy finally came back
Slazo just dislocated then relocated his arm
How to make computer faster
Step 1
Delete System32
@HexagramMan that's nothing. Submerging the system in a tub full of water will make it run faster than sonic.
Also hitting it with a hammer hard works?
Throw it in liquid plutonium.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 dont forget the vodka, computers love it
Yeah, I heard that file contains over 15GB
If le maitre don't reach out then ask sorrowtv to sing for your outro, Edit: thanks for all the likes everyone
They did
Aki Ryuu They did?? When?
A few hours ago on twitter
sorrowtv=big gay
check twitter out
6:14 "Hypermobility, also known as double-jointedness, describes joints that stretch farther than normal." - Wikipedia
GasMaskMonster it’s actually called odd1sout disorder
I have that too.
i have that :) but i have it throughout my entire body :// not the best feeling to be in pain so often but it could be worse :)
ma elbow and tongue have rhat
I have that
You know there could be bitcoinz on dat flash drive
slav slaz got copyrighted AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH LMAOOO IM SO FUNNY
My mom left me for a cheap plate from dollar store
My dad harms my sanity
I too was left at the dollar store not too long ago
I didn’t get lost
*Hiding a USB drive in a Pepsi bottle? What are the gonna show us us next? How to make an Umbrella gun?*
COMRADE DONALD TRUMP yes please
Hello th-cam.com/video/6SaFJLHa-Vk/w-d-xo.html goodbye
I liked your comment simple because of your profile pic
Michael, i was at their concert in Amsterdam LITERALLY yesterday. I COULD HAVE SPOKEN TO THEM. THEY WERE SELLING MERCH AND I BOUGHT A SHIRT FROM THEM. If you had posted this 1 day earlier i could have asked them...
Fucking rip
Oof
F
F
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"AAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE CLASSIFIED DATA?!?" made me fair piss my pantaloons
That thing slazo does when hes frustrated and he fluffs up his hair a lil...... that's adorable. Ily slazo you're awesome
New Life Hack:
1: Don't Be Slazo
2: Succeed at TH-cam
Succ TH-cam's. . .
@@maddiepaddy2608 gay
@@maddiepaddy2608 lollipop if they can't finish it
Don't start wildfires in Australia with those sick burns please. 🐨 are cute.
I’m not sleazy but still no success :(:(:(:(:( ( :(:(:;:;;:/(
its unhealthy how much I missed u man
When my favourite TH-camrs upload, I am always overexcited.
Same
RIP Slazo's outro. But wait-
NOT TOO LATE TO TRY AGAIN
The weird hand thing?
Side effects from living in Australia
Distort me daddy
I'm sorry but thé 18+ section Is over there.
*_Have a little_*
*_gobble_*
Life hack:
Always watch slazo's videos when they come out before they are demonized
demonized?? I guess we wouldnt want lucifer here now would we
Didn't know Satan watches slazo
Slazo really did introduce me to lemaitre, always loved "not too late" at the end
*_wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tubeman_*
That buffering screen tricked me for the lightest second, i know i'm dumb.
@6:15 That, my friend, is called hypermobility. It's a joint disorder. Try not to do that too much. I mean, unless you want chronic joint pain before the age of 30. (Trust me on this. Personal experience.)
Life Hack: Only drink Slazo's water, is the cleanest one
*Fortnite copyright claims your cat*
GO BATTLE ROYALE V BUCKS!
Pepsi Bottle
Coca-Cola glass
*I don’t give a damn*
Classic
*OH MY GOD THAT'S JASON BOURNE*
r/madlads
1:16 Slazo listening to some *HEAD-BANGERS.*
6:14 my arm does that too, what is that? D:
But in actuality, love your vids, my man, keep up the great work!!
you uploaded at the same time as danny gonzalez but i have PRIORITIES
slazhoes unite
evieisnotcool oh my god same except I waited three hours before watching either
I am truly Greg so I watched Danny's vid first
Good job Slazo. The editing in the intro was definitely the best i have ever seen from you.
Was legit so sad to not hear the outro song that I searched it up and listened to the part in your outro because I love it so much 😂
The Loquendo+Chilean slang and the ASMR outro absolutelly killed me, now I only love you more than before lmfao
As a spanish speaker, that ending absolutely killed it
What was it please bless me
@@Mc47Fan No. You are not worthy of knowing.
WHAT DID IT SAYY
its a tier 4 chilean slang, too hard
oh a very rare aweonao your friend is
I think I started listening to lematire because of your videos
same lol
Your not at PAX.
Your not anywhere.
Your just a simulation Slazo Boy.
so it was my birthday October 24th. and on two days I'm getting an operation on my wrist. after all that I'm going through you still manage to make me forget things for a while. and just enjoy your videos. thank you.
I had some friends in high school use that Pepsi bottle life hack. They hid a lot of green stuff, but it wasn't money.
*Wink Wink*
Mum can I have money for Ketchup?
To buy Ketchup?
Yeeeees...
*Actually buys Tomahto Sauce like a boss*
SlAzO tImE
😂
...Ok.
Yikes
K
Absolutely no hate but it is mum
This was uploaded on my birthday. Thank you, Slazo, for the best birthday gift I could've gotten
PS 6:08 You're double jointed
THE BEST UNDERATED CHANNEL EVER. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN IM ALWAYS SUPER EXITED WHEN EVER YOU POST A NEW VIDEO
Bruh you have the best edits 😂
Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes, I’ve never had these many!
Its... pretty average
Cuff Me Daddy Stalin.
Papa stalin
You have hypermobility! That's why your elbow looks like that hahaha. It's normal unless all your joints do that and actually dislocate. 👌🏻
Me and my brother were listening to Not Too Late together a few months before I discovered your channel, if I ever made actual YT videos, that this would be his outro. Well look here x
Slazo is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is.
Slazo is a beautiful boy. A beautiful boy he is.
Slazo is a strong boy. A strong boy he is.
Slazo is a smart boy. A smart boy he is.
Go back to Evermore u soft dragon boe
Slazo is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is.
Slazo is a beautiful boy. A beautiful boy he is.
Slazo is a strong boy. A strong boy he is.
Slazo is a smart boy. A smart boy he is.
Lofty is a sexy boy. A sexy boy he is.
Lofty is a beautiful boy. A beautiful he is.
Lofty is a strong boy. A strong boy he is.
Thanks for the chilean spook at the end.
un pajuelin en la casa e mi polola xD
that outro thing really is a damn shame. i genuinely got into the band because of you! (i mean don't get me wrong your rendition was absolutely killing it, but still)
Why do people confuse DIY with Life Hack...Instead of a Life Hack you get DIYs.
they're pretty much the same thing. Both are meant to make life more convenient
The outro was an experience
It's pronounced data not data silly Australian man
moon landing fake I CAN HEAR BOTH OF THESE
It's pronounced e not e
In Australia we pronounce it "data" it's part of our culture. Just deal with the fact we call it "data" and not 'data'.
rough, though,bough, cough,
@@RtistiqSkubie Row, thou, buff, cow.
You were the only reason I discovered Lamaitre, I hope you get to continue using them in your outro
I love your outro song! I'm going to tweet them politely.
This popped up while I was watching a video that was shiting on life hacks
Yeah...that's how it works
Yeah, no shit Sherlock
5:10 thought they were making Red from DHMIS...that would've been sick.
This video was uploaded my birthday. Thanks for the present, slazo!
“Instagram life hacks”
Corona: haha yeah
CONGRATS ON 600K BROOOOO! You are a great TH-camr and really deserve it! Great work!
The nickname for your channel members should be "gentlemen"
OrangeC7 nah we already the Slazhoes m8
*eXcUsE mE hOw aBoUt tHe wOmEn*
@@riokad5863 the _m'ladies_
@@gandhianastacio4644 oh my
@@riokad5863 _oh yes_
Congratulations on 600k subs! True legend.
Life hack:
Step one: Eat pant
Step two: Realize you have no life
Just me?
Wait!!
This isn’t a TicToc video!!!!!!!!
ive been tricked!
it's tiktok you uncultured swine
@Simple User You missed his joke
@Simple User Monstergelos..
@Simple User
Nice excuse to cover up that you were being an idiot
LMFAO "You little scribe, you."
Ur growing soo fast man congratulations 🎊
Congrats on 600k!!
This video feels like a bad acid trip thanks slazo
maddiemainer Link to ur profile pic?
HeyItzPedri do u mean my face ?????
maddiemainer yea
@@maddiemainer totally your face
nateiscool mc no name dam if u sayin I’m using a catfish pic that’s a hell of a compliment my dude. Feel free to search my name on other social media if u think I’m lying
DAD !!!!
I MISSED YOU
Son?
Johnny Johnny?
The pants with the separated string makes sense; during laundry, there are times the string got pulled out from the pants. We use safety pin instead of a straw. But, yeah, it's not only for adults.
Congrats on 600k my dude
"Why do these good girls like CLEAN GUYS?"
I wonder if slazo even knows what that last video (the skeleton) means
who cares everything is funnier in an incoherent language
I heard pants
@@lachampi2747 yes I know but it is inaudible because of how fucking fast and loud it is
It's not fast, it's just how we Chileans talk
CALLESE VIEJA PIRUJA
Nella Paulina fr 😂 that shit killed me
I absolutely lost it with the zoom in arm break bit
7:40
A lot of pants have drawstrings that can easily fall out. That one's actually pretty helpful
That nexsy is just that one underused simpsons meme