Can You Beat Super Mario 64 if 126,000 Goombas Try To Stop You?

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  • What if 126,000 Goombas tried to stop you from reaching Bowser in Super Mario 64? Is it possible to beat the game this way? Let's push the game to its limits!
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  • @baconchan8939
    @baconchan8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    So Bowser came with an actual army this time

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I keep seeing you

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And he still lost.

    • @Kora_Bronze
      @Kora_Bronze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mario64

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bowser: We have an army.
      Mushroom Kingdom: We have a Mario.

    • @Tony_II
      @Tony_II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Fr0staX And a Luigi.

  • @tamamoexe
    @tamamoexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    these aren’t goombas, these are all the people who didn’t watch The Super Mario Super Show

    • @paxtonthegamer2217
      @paxtonthegamer2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      DO THE MARIO SWING UR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      AND IF YOU DON’T WATCH IT...
      YOU’RE GONNA TURN INTO A GOOMBA!!!!

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Reyan Mahir I don’t have a brother...

    • @parasitecat3892
      @parasitecat3892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Reyan Mahir You're just mad cause you didn't watch the SMB super show, goomba lookin ass

    • @DragonGrafx-16
      @DragonGrafx-16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are the ones that took drugs and went to hell before they died.

  • @evangonzalez3363
    @evangonzalez3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Goombas: "We have you 126,00 to one!"
    Mario: *"I like those odds."*

    • @liamhansolo1464
      @liamhansolo1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      126,000*

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “Then it’s a fair fight”

    • @py_346
      @py_346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lolstalgic9602 All crusiers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!

    • @thebenholdorf3591
      @thebenholdorf3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@py_346 but they are going for one person only: mario

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're missing a zero, bud.

  • @notthisuniverse
    @notthisuniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    "It wasn't until I noticed his body, that I realised I had won"
    Excellent quote

    • @nicemr.ketchup7783
      @nicemr.ketchup7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sussy baka

    • @ginosko_
      @ginosko_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This thumbnail is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

    • @shadowwolf8434
      @shadowwolf8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A dam badass description of defeating bowser

    • @baconJustPlays
      @baconJustPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ginosko_ you like your own comment seriously

    • @Caseofgames
      @Caseofgames ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconJustPlays How did you know he liked his own comment?

  • @woofbark6575
    @woofbark6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    I died of laughter when the goombas literally crowd-surfed you from lethal lava land to shifting sand land.

    • @KiwiTheRetroGal
      @KiwiTheRetroGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🐶 x 2

    • @shittin_on_the_job
      @shittin_on_the_job 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *B* *A* *H* *A* *H* *A* *H* *A* *H* *A* *H* *A* *H* *A* *H*

    • @alexkemplen772
      @alexkemplen772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I read your comment, but i somehow read "Shitting Sand land"

    • @Slender3005
      @Slender3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@alexkemplen772 *that’s because it’s what it says-*

    • @danstockton4811
      @danstockton4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rip

  • @CCharmless
    @CCharmless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    “Spamming tons of enemies is bad level design”
    Super Mario 64 modders:

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Super Mario Maker 2 Community:

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Little Timmys in a nutshell

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SquidyStudios I already mentioned that if you couldn’t tell.

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have brain damage

    • @k96man
      @k96man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Serious Sam:"how come nobody told me!"

  • @icanhearcolors3984
    @icanhearcolors3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    12:08 "The crowd will carry you off to the edge of the map, as you cry in agony" I couldn't stop laughing at that

  • @SegaDisneyUniverse
    @SegaDisneyUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    28:23 I literally laughed so hard that I ended up getting a headache! That 0 to death combo was absolute gold!🤣

    • @rafedewar4701
      @rafedewar4701 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at them playing with stage hazards on.

  • @RabidKanid
    @RabidKanid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    Every Goomba that has ever existed put in one game: "There's Mario! GET HIM!"

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      this is the single most beautiful statement ever

    • @Nietzsche.Vision
      @Nietzsche.Vision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is this a reference to speedrunner x youtubers where charii5 made a GET HIM Toad voice?

    • @user-mx8yn2vi3q
      @user-mx8yn2vi3q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They’re all from super Mario maker

    • @nabbitgohome9672
      @nabbitgohome9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (Smg4 refence) Get the mother (Beeeep)
      (For any kids that maybe are reading this comment)

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The exception: the allied Goombas (like Goombella) from the Paper Mario games ☺

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Took me a bit too long to realize that the 126,000 Goombas are spread through all the game, not on each level. 😅

    • @evangonzalez3363
      @evangonzalez3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That one would have sucked.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Game woulda blew up lol

    • @Shrina_Dracis
      @Shrina_Dracis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@spicybeantofu game still looks like it might blow up at any moment. XD

    • @DorAntCr
      @DorAntCr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @thegoldmario4879
      @thegoldmario4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @tulipproductions1362
    @tulipproductions1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This is an accurate representation of how a mario warriors game would look like, slaying millions of goombas 😂

  • @brianjenkins3602
    @brianjenkins3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    37:23 "And (so) like a mad alchemist, we begin transforming soft goomba bodies into solid gold with the daftness of our slide kick."
    Positively Shakespearean

  • @weebsquit347
    @weebsquit347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Woah! Super Mario 64 Warriors is looking really neat. I bet you can unlock a Piranha Plant.

    • @princemaxiumus4612
      @princemaxiumus4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice pfp,a man of culture

    • @dothefloppa
      @dothefloppa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pfp moment

    • @cutetigger1037
      @cutetigger1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @colinv.2691
      @colinv.2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft

    • @KazShiro
      @KazShiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish there was a dynasty warriors with Mario or pokemon

  • @Vgamer311
    @Vgamer311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I feel like this is just a test of patience more than anything else. There’s nothing actually stopping you from just bouncing for a few hours on every star.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But then you if you screw something up you have to start over. The challenge is finding the strategy with the best chance of success for time invested, then developing the skill to pull it off.
      I mean, you can make use of slow but easy cheeses in most games. The entire genre of RPGs can be made into a cake-walk by just grinding until you're super-strong and therefore not needing any strategy in battle. But that's boring.

    • @placeholder4029
      @placeholder4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ManoredRed That's actually a thing in game design. Game designers have to stop players from "optimizing the fun out of a game".

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@placeholder4029 Yes, avoiding including easy but boring ways to win.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ManoredRed to be fair, time only matters if it's relevant to the challenge. If not relevant, then any method is considered viable, even if slow. Also, while a lot of games do provide "easier" ways to beat the game and its challenges, there are quite a few that either simply don't or at least include harder challenges that do require you to optimize and have a certain level of skill, including many RPGs.
      In any case, games are meant to be fun and to be beaten by the average player so most aren't made terribly difficult and will give multiple methods of beating challenges, including slower routes that require patience.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seandobbins2231 I think time becomes relevant to the challenge when it requires you to continuously perform an action correctly for a very long time, because then it asks the question of whenever its feasible for a human to do so. Humans make mistakes, specially when exhaustion is added in.

  • @kaboomblossom8736
    @kaboomblossom8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    19:56 Fun Fact: The poles won't spawn until you beat bowser and the fire sea for the first time.

    • @angussargent9204
      @angussargent9204 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, that triggered me when he didn’t know that 😭😭😭

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If the Poles won't spawn, my entire country is gone. 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

    • @thankyounothankyou9722
      @thankyounothankyou9722 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@manioqqqqonce again...

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thankyounothankyou9722 but, like fr this time

  • @XxWhiteBoyxX1000
    @XxWhiteBoyxX1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I like how once a star spawns everything around is frozen and you can see that sweet 60fps 😂

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am curious how this game can handle 126,000 moving items Goombas in general. :) I wonder if he modded his N64, or used a PC emulator (he owns the game).

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thatguyalex2835 they aren't loaded in all at once

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I understand, but I am still impressed.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Absolutely floored that the game engine can handle that

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I think he had to mod it, the previous goomba video he said that the actual game would crash if it loaded that many entities at once.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@nintentionsmusic7060 removed collision which honestly made it that much harder

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@goreobsessed2308 other way around. Getting it to work with collision would make this impossible, with the game calculating that much math at once.
      It's the same reason volumetric fluid simulations are tough to run- tons of tiny particles and their collisions

    • @tjeffersonb
      @tjeffersonb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably was just using an insanely strong emulator. Plus, yeah 126,000 is a big number, but compared to some other entities goomba’s aren’t exactly the most advanced or anything.

    • @snowob
      @snowob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      the thing is... it cant. super mario 64's engine only has 240 object slots. the game has been modded to fundamentally change the engine

  • @skeletorthebest7204
    @skeletorthebest7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    There are no “referenced checkpoints” in the Cool Cool Mountain slide. The game determines whether you’ve cheated or not by seeing if you’ve been the air for 2 seconds or more, or if you’ve taken the shortcut.

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Thanks, Skeletor!

    • @dormanius
      @dormanius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How does it check if you used the shortcut without a checkpoint

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dormanius perhaps the shortcut doesn't count as being on the slide, and thus you're off the slide too long? Or there's a trigger on the entrance.

    • @skeletorthebest7204
      @skeletorthebest7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@dormanius There’s a trigger in the shortcut area that lets the penguin know you cheated.

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@skeletorthebest7204 no it’s based on your position relative to your height. Simple said this in one of the 10vs1 races

  • @Leadhead
    @Leadhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    This is the cutest channel ever, man. Every video is like my childhood imagination made manifest

  • @charmandergamer1287
    @charmandergamer1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “They’ll even try to steal your wallet” I am dying 😂

  • @KrazyLanLo199
    @KrazyLanLo199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    27:01 "no matter where you go you can't escape the flood, it's everywhere and all consuming, try to clear it away but it only gets worse" in Halo that would be a scary thing to hear

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is debatably harder to survive, though, when you take into account how crazy fast, mobile, durable, and strong Mario canonically is, and how he's just getting ragdolled around

  • @thememerytp1414
    @thememerytp1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I like how often getting hit by a goomba led to some insane chain reaction that results in someone's death

    • @benjamincooper358
      @benjamincooper358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or alternatively, randomly, sand.

    • @theironycomedy6
      @theironycomedy6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It always leads to someone's death. The goombas keep on dying.

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bowser: *Calls the Goomba King* So, about that favor...

  • @Dazs
    @Dazs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Therapist: goombas are not real, they cannot hurt you
    26,000 goombas: **crowd you**

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually, that’s not true.
      It’s worse.
      *It’s much worse.* (126,000)

  • @daskampffredchen9242
    @daskampffredchen9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Makes this a ROM and send it to SimpleFlips

    • @Nietzsche.Vision
      @Nietzsche.Vision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Shoutouts to dimplekicks
      I thought the same though

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Nietzsche.Vision simple di- *[DELETED]*

    • @DawnLynnCat
      @DawnLynnCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not possible until someone fixes TTM.

    • @its_heeho
      @its_heeho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pfp

    • @ZNemerald
      @ZNemerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They should remove coins coming out of goombas for extra challenge

  • @Lavettery1231
    @Lavettery1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    POV: you’re the only person who watched the super Mario bros super show.

    • @Dan-do2pl
      @Dan-do2pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      POV: you only know the Mario dance

    • @duncangaming4165
      @duncangaming4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You're gonna get turned into a goomba!

    • @SoggyCheese13
      @SoggyCheese13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your not the only one

    • @chocopato
      @chocopato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If u dont watch the super mario brothers súper show u are gonna turn into a goomba!

    • @gigaprofisi
      @gigaprofisi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      w h a t

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine if all those Goombas were replaced into Chain Chomp or the freaking ghost Piano.

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    27:29 eventually, Mario stopped thinking.

  • @adamp9553
    @adamp9553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    22:38 Mario the plumber meets his plumber match: a toilet clogged of Goombas

  • @rudymireles6818
    @rudymireles6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Looks like they weren’t watching the super Mario bros super show

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DO THE MARIO

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@seronymus swing your arms, from side to side

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrBadAtThisYT come on its time to go do the Mario

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seronymus all together now

    • @isquack4592
      @isquack4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy cannoli kids I’m Mario and I’m telling ya if you’re not watching the super Mario bros super show you’re going to turn into a goomba don’t be the last on your block to be playing with pasta power tune in for the wildest weekday fun in the universe join me Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad we’re gonna kick some koopa, woo. The Super Mario bros Super Show afternoons at four in channel 43 kids land

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The way they're just on top of random objects, dynamically wandering, and falling randomly from the sky makes me immensely happy.

  • @ColaPenBandit
    @ColaPenBandit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:48
    the reason from my experience on why the poles don't spawn is cause you're meant to do that star after the bowser level

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The Impossible Goomba finally has some company

    • @Eliezer3838
      @Eliezer3838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s finally the “Impossible Goombas”

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Eliezer3838 YES

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Mystery Goomba

    • @ihatevendingmachines2966
      @ihatevendingmachines2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s a lonely goomba
      Stuck between two pipes.
      He’ll guess he’ll play this gameboy
      For the rest of his life.

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antoniasalinas513 You are right but good luck trying to kill him. It's truly impossible.

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    27:27
    "Eventually, just as we stop thinking..."
    Kars: *sneezes internally*

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Time resumes"
      DIO: *coughs*

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @Xx_REDACTED
      @Xx_REDACTED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Finally I found the comment it was looking for

    • @thememerytp1414
      @thememerytp1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is ThIs A jOjO rEfErEnCe?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1?!??!?!?!??!

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thememerytp1414 I don't know, is it?

  • @tommytwotacos8106
    @tommytwotacos8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Fighting the wind can be such a drag"
    I see what you did there.

  • @DefinitiveDubs
    @DefinitiveDubs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Swanky, you're a real funny guy. "They'll even try to steal your wallet" is a funny line on its own, but what makes it is your delivery.

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Okay that “they’ll even try to steal your wallet” got a hard chuckle out of me.

    • @TheRealReplayeR
      @TheRealReplayeR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As he said,"a true rave experience"

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I'm surprised the game can handle this at all without exploding. I guess its due to all the resource-saving features the devs loaded into the game, such as cancelling interactions above a certain limit, only spawning in nearby enemies, etc.
    Also, I saw Mario turn into the "long distance model" a few times when the camera was close. I guess the large Goomba volume made the game a little savings-happy in that regard.

    • @joester4life
      @joester4life 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      it's all about that 4MB Memory pak. lol!

    • @keres993
      @keres993 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is this vanilla sm64 or are you referring to modern improvements?

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@keres993 Vanilla

  • @theafterparty2310
    @theafterparty2310 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The water levels look absolutely beautiful with all those coins 🤩

  • @nekolovely7388
    @nekolovely7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It was crazy to me that i have NEVER seen Mario 64 lag until I saw this video,its blowing my mind!!!

  • @minemine7_
    @minemine7_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    People when a shop announces that they have PS5's for sale:

  • @donovanpalmer7317
    @donovanpalmer7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Yes! Please suffer for our entertainment!" I can tell this is gonna be a good one lol. Time to kick back, relax, grab a snack and enjoy this Friday night.

  • @Mc.Scrumpy
    @Mc.Scrumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is it possible to increase the awareness range of the goombas ? I'd love for all of them to just Bum rush you from every where on the map

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bowser: Send in *everyone.*
    Goomba King: Which one?
    Bowser: *EVERYONE!*

  • @DaynNight1234
    @DaynNight1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This video is the definition of
    *"it was him! Let's get em fellas!"*

    • @iceneko9170
      @iceneko9170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cue "you're courting death!" mob from chinese wixia

  • @Stempia
    @Stempia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Maybe it's time to go to sleep
    Swanky: "What if you out 126k goombas...?"
    Well, just one more video I suppose

    • @rubyrules2
      @rubyrules2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Why are there 126,000 goombas in my mario game?"

    • @sheevhernandez3869
      @sheevhernandez3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rubyrules2 don't know...

    • @Joseekins
      @Joseekins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @KittSpiken
      @KittSpiken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too relatable

  • @j0ee07
    @j0ee07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Super Mario Maker levels be like:

  • @AndrewAJT
    @AndrewAJT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:55 the poles don’t spawn until you clear fire sea, which also makes the submarine disappear. Getting the submarine star only makes the DDD entrance move back

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    POV: You're playing a Little Timmy level

    • @Zom-bye
      @Zom-bye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I cant stop laughing whenever I look at this

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah and somehow little Timmy still made it through the floor is goomba but can’t complete nsmb U with Nabbit

    • @JoseRivera-vb7mh
      @JoseRivera-vb7mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boi

    • @bimothybonetwig6059
      @bimothybonetwig6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah you know little Timmy would give you infinitely spawning power upside or stars

    • @thebenholdorf3591
      @thebenholdorf3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is hell

  • @Void_Echoes
    @Void_Echoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    “Yes, please suffer for our entertainment”
    Accurate- XD
    We’re sorry for subjecting you to this torment but it’s brilliant-

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Sir, we got, like, 126 000 of our finest soldiers on standby awaiting your orders, what should they do?"
    "I got it, *GOOMBA MOSHPIT"*

  • @ryanmattia433
    @ryanmattia433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has to be one of the few challenges I've seen where the ghost house isn't rendered almost completely inoperable.

  • @Jethro-goro
    @Jethro-goro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    10:20 Fun fact! The burn timer ticks down faster while airborne, but as you see here the burn won't end until you actually land. Jumping like a madman can sometimes let you only take 2 wedges' worth of burn damage (at least in a relatively goomba-free map).
    32:42 I wonder if this is why WMoTR is considered a "cold course" by the game (mario shivers instead of falling asleep)

    • @somethingfunny9488
      @somethingfunny9488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe the assumption that high altitudes tend to be windier/colder? Assuming it’s an actual high altitude area and not just like... an entirely separate plane of existence

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That reasoning falls flat in the face of Rainbow Ride, which isn't a cold course.

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    19:53 The poles won’t load until you defeat Bowser in the Fire Sea. At that point, the sub disappears and the poles are loaded.

  • @leezypop
    @leezypop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the uncharacteristic bitterness of Swanky when it comes to that damn roof xD

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wonder if there's a version of Mario 64 where every enemy in their respected level, not only respawned not too long after they're defeated, but they also hunt you down the moment you enter the level.

  • @kaynynelaptop7503
    @kaynynelaptop7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    *Mario surrounded by goombas* -- "I'll a take a you ALL on muthaf******!!" *dives into crowd screaming*

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Mario! What the hell are you-a doing?!”
      “Flexing my-a Italian blood and doing some _community service!”_
      *The sound of goombas getting beat to death with a wrench*

    • @thebenholdorf3591
      @thebenholdorf3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 "Oh ok, can I help? >:)"

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 I love me some brown mushroom soup 🍲

  • @Mr.SnekMeister
    @Mr.SnekMeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Not gonna lie I was feeling horribly depressed today, but watching this video it made me smile through my frown and tears.

    • @sashimiroll5055
      @sashimiroll5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey, I struggle with depression too, just remember you got this, just keep fighting, and know that you are loved.

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sashimiroll5055 Thanks man.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How are you feeling?

    • @mems5766
      @mems5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6:02 mostly this part

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spicybeantofu At the moment pretty good.

  • @thomasmarrity2939
    @thomasmarrity2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is by far my favorite video on TH-cam. The P90X reference was 👌

  • @airmanon7213
    @airmanon7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think this is one of my favorite videos on this channel. I keep coming back to it!

  • @MattSeremet
    @MattSeremet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Thumbs up for "crack the rock with our mighty butt" 26:33

    • @Thaction
      @Thaction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Butt cracc make bigger cracc

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is like Dead Rising. But in Super Mario 64. And instead of zombies, it's Goombas.

    • @goku3460
      @goku3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as buggy

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goomba Rising

  • @alexhart6305
    @alexhart6305 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was actually more entertaining than when you flooded every single level. What was interesting is having all those goombas around, at least to me, takes away that very isolated and melancholy feeling that Mario 64 has in general- Peach’s Castle is actually a very populated and vibrant place with all those crazy goombas running around. Plus they are enemies that are kinda silly and wacky, which helps bring back that light-hearted mood that most Mario games have.
    Seeing all those coins swarm the water levels was really cool, and my eyes completely lit up when I saw how many goombas there were around Wiggler. Keep up the good work!

  • @ironball2847
    @ironball2847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:52
    According to pannenkoek, you just can't stay in the air for more than 2 seconds. So don't bounce off of Goombas, and you'll be okay.

  • @tanistv1124
    @tanistv1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I’m doing an impression of niccobbq: once again proving that goombas are NOT usuless

    • @cocomon3403
      @cocomon3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol are you sorta making fun of him because of his dumb reasons in his videos

    • @icantthinkofaname8139
      @icantthinkofaname8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saftey in umbers amiright? They’re so easy to kill, but there are so many of them Its tortue

    • @tanistv1124
      @tanistv1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To Cole: well yes but actually no

  • @zadenhomunculus8652
    @zadenhomunculus8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I summon Kuriboh and activate Multiply!"

    • @brandonwind1125
      @brandonwind1125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is horribly underappreciated

    • @Thatoneguy-el8xn
      @Thatoneguy-el8xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kuriboh closed the area and killed everyone. Who won?

  • @rehodaenerys9092
    @rehodaenerys9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really hope there's a full vod of this out there somewhere, because I would watch the crap out a livestream like this LMAO

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A note about the poles.
    The poles don’t spawn until after Bowser’s Sub is gone, so you need to beat the second Bowser before fully completing Dire Dire Docks.

  • @n-zone5723
    @n-zone5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:26 *"Long live the king..."*

    • @chesspiece7599
      @chesspiece7599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies*

  • @UtenSwitch
    @UtenSwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When a Goomba Mating Dance goes wrong:

  • @jonnycomics
    @jonnycomics 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This must have taken forever to edit. The tilty Bowser boss was great for the physics of it all.

  • @rickysantiago7095
    @rickysantiago7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for putting in the Yoshi's song! It brought be right back to my N64 days with a tear in my eye!!! 🦖

  • @JChanneLYT
    @JChanneLYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    39:08
    Mario, Peach and the Toads: Ah, what a wonderful day!
    Goombas: *WE CRAVE YOUR BLOOD*
    Mario: Ok. (Walks away with Peach and the Toads Casually)

  • @glitchpog
    @glitchpog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “If you don’t watch the Super Mario Show, you’re gonna turn into a Goomba!”
    **nobody watched it**

    • @fade2black001
      @fade2black001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Welcome to the Super Mario Brothers super show"
      I watched it

    • @delinep7286
      @delinep7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What happened:

    • @glitchpog
      @glitchpog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fade2black001 you’re in a costume, nice try!

    • @fade2black001
      @fade2black001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glitchpog huh?

    • @pumpkin7906
      @pumpkin7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glitchpog wtf

  • @angelozicarelli541
    @angelozicarelli541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I couldn't stop laughing at Mario's face in the thumbnail 🤣

  • @EnglandRemoval
    @EnglandRemoval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:48
    "Sorry jimbo, you're going to shifting sand lands"

  • @communistcow2720
    @communistcow2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The goombas have been oppressed for too long they are now rebelling.

    • @skylerbryan7096
      @skylerbryan7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I absolutely love your profile picture!! one shot holds a special place in my heart :D

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skylerbryan7096 Same. Such a good lil game. Such a cute lil protagonist.

    • @bobmelcher6681
      @bobmelcher6681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLM

    • @aradia9726
      @aradia9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have that exact pfp on discord and I got really confused for a sec

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    New meme speedrun category: Kill 1000 Goombas%

  • @chanceForNotBeingRapper
    @chanceForNotBeingRapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s so amazing that someone can make up his mind to beat the game with such a hot mess

  • @ShaggyShan
    @ShaggyShan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "EXTRA smooth" got me, ha! XD

  • @AustinD_YT
    @AustinD_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This is actually a cancelled game called Mario Wariors: Age of Goomba!
    Go back to the age before Princess Peach used her powers to seal the massive army of Goombas within the warps and empty walls!
    They couldnt find a way to time travel and ruin the story though so it got cancelled.

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like it its like highrule (sorry idk how to spell hightule)wariors: age of calamity me in tho link:dead zelda:dead the monk:alive but op

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @PenileAugmentation sorry ik how to spell hyrule now and I messed up im on a phone not pc so my typing is not good

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @PenileAugmentation OK!

  • @thunderwave1
    @thunderwave1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    19:55 The poles don’t spawn until after you beat bowser in the fire sea, don’t they?

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you are correct

    • @noname-jt6kl
      @noname-jt6kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, I thought he played this game! Disgraceful.

    • @harsinsinquin4032
      @harsinsinquin4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely right

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clamdove3292 does a speedrunner 100% does bowser in the fire sea first or finish the water lever first?

    • @christophercarle111
      @christophercarle111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly thought there would be a lot more people pointing this out

  • @SkyGrizzzley
    @SkyGrizzzley 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:30 "They'll even try to steal your wallet." Looks like somebody has actual rave experience. I wonder what artists he's into...

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Out of all the challenges, this one seems like the most fun.

  • @jonathanshamis5788
    @jonathanshamis5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Goombas: It's Mario! Get him!
    Mario: jumps
    Hundreds of goombas: die
    Mario: put on trial for goomba murder
    Judge goomba: You are accused of murder, how do you plead?
    Mario: jumps
    Goombas: Here we go again

    • @Spongeyknight6491
      @Spongeyknight6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only half jumped it's called half an A press,

    • @Slender3005
      @Slender3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t ask me why, but I had a stroke reading this.

  • @senseiusagi6136
    @senseiusagi6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The penguin race doesn’t use checkpoint to determine that you cheated. It keeps track of how long you were in the air. If you are idk like 3-4 seconds in the air it says you cheated. (Or you use the shortcut. Then it will also say you cheated)

  • @pkkevin11
    @pkkevin11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great vid! PS the poles in Dire Dire docks only spawn after you beat Bowser in the fire sea, so that star is most likely possible as well.

  • @ToCarlosWebos
    @ToCarlosWebos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 you wrote Bob-ombs instead of goombas on the subtitles! Nice video, you expend lots of time on this and we are glad you did!

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:28 Mario after becomming a Rock Star.

  • @paperhoosier
    @paperhoosier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Bowser: "Call in the army!"

  • @lukahmad5683
    @lukahmad5683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is so hilarious. Those goombas doesn't just attack you the first second you there, they just hangout lol

  • @customarymaniac4002
    @customarymaniac4002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:21 a Goomba Literally Fell From The Sky Randomly And Landed In The Way LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @marx8542
    @marx8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bowser: alright I’ve fired everyone and replaced them with goombas. I feel good about this

  • @cauliflablue3076
    @cauliflablue3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I wanna see someone speedrun THIS

  • @harunai
    @harunai ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh dear god..." at the igloo KILLED ME. I was watching this at 4AM and I think I woke up my parents...

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely no Goomba's were smooshed in the making of this video

  • @SkyfoxDartner
    @SkyfoxDartner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "You've never known pain until you decide to inflict it on yourself."
    Me-2020

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, it's the opposite- you never know pain until you meet someone who wants to hurt you, and takes pleasure in it. If you pinch yourself, eventually it will hurt too much to continue, so you stop. But someone else won't have those same restrictions.

    • @SkyfoxDartner
      @SkyfoxDartner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nintentionsmusic7060 Thank you for that well thought out paragraph, but I was only joking. I know that you never know pain until you meet someone who wants to hurt you, and takes pleasure in it. If you pinch yourself, eventually it will hurt too much to continue, so you stop. But someone else won't have those same restrictions.
      No hard feelings?

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SkyfoxDartner None :)

  • @nymify
    @nymify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bowser: we will drown out the sun
    Mario: me will fight in the shade. YAA HOO

    • @Scorp316
      @Scorp316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dienekes likes this.

  • @wdelgenio
    @wdelgenio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would have loved to hear your initial reactions to this. Also @6:50 you describe the sound but don't play it? Why not?

  • @user-fd7xm6wi2j
    @user-fd7xm6wi2j 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The goomba’s flesh and blood, converted to metal that that Mario just walks by and steals the newly formed corpse of the body.