Choosing The Best Home Defense Weapon (Besides Guns)

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  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    What about weapons in the car? th-cam.com/video/O4oTLeHnPfk/w-d-xo.html

    • @aceface4669
      @aceface4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think the problem is about size. You should look for small staff, a personally have at home a bunch of tactycal penknifes you can operate one handed. Also check gel and foam self defense sprays, specially designed for indoors.

    • @getmerolling
      @getmerolling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty expensive flashlight, but nice

    • @cat108gbo
      @cat108gbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if you have a dog he can alert you better than eney alarm, and he can also attack and scare away the intruders.

    • @franciscusvdlouw5436
      @franciscusvdlouw5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wonder what your thoughts on the tonfa are for homedefence though

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just wish i had those Blade gauntlets batman has to defend against melee weapons but id only use fisticuffs for attack..... Mehn that shite can be real practical

  • @BaoNguyen-bh2rk
    @BaoNguyen-bh2rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    I'm Canadian so my home defense is hockey stick based. Unfortunately, the home invader would also have a hockey stick.

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      I thought canadians' home defense was politely asking the burglar to leave

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Then it is in even fight.

    • @rondecaro
      @rondecaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The first one to control the shirt wins

    • @mugensamurai
      @mugensamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      HOCKEY FIGHT!

    • @maxcady360
      @maxcady360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      So basically every house break-in in Canada turns into a normal NFL match

  • @HonestOutlawReviews
    @HonestOutlawReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    If you don't have a gun use what people used before guns. Imagine kicking in a door and seeing a guy holding a long sword.... I bet you back up and close the door

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      Lots of guys voted sword... I'm gonna have to look into it.

    • @derpatrizier
      @derpatrizier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      The problem with a longsword is the same as with the club, you cannot swing it indoors. A short sword (a Gladius, a Cutlass) and a buckler shield, or a short word and a strong flashlight is much more effective in my humble opinion.

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I really do have a one and a half hand Bastard Sword hanging on my Wall. Have trained to use it in full contact Battles for 6 years too :'D. But I also should get a one handed fighting axe seems way more practical, though I would opt for the historical Viking version since I am already trained with that.

    • @freneticfanatic
      @freneticfanatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      A gladius would probably work well.

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@freneticfanatic Yeah a gladius could be cool but I would opt for something with a smaller less heavy blade like a sax or a long dagger. A Gladius does inflict massiv damage but is a definetly on the slow side of one handed weapons through its thick head heavy blade, there is a reason why it was used in combinatiion with a shield.

  • @Metalalbumreviewers
    @Metalalbumreviewers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    Storing a weapon by the front door is basically giving the intruder an ammo drop for a raid mission.

    • @starofalltime
      @starofalltime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing!

    • @blammblamm
      @blammblamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nope. Not if it's concealed. Not it your door is reinforced.

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@starofalltime Far better to give him a flash drive drop, with some Hippie, Maxrist, and mindfulness propaganda on it...after the grapeshot canister cannon smoke clears he will be curious...look on the flash drive..and change his life for the bettter....a BIG if...if it works on phone scammers to get one lucrative bite out of a thousand...it might help him find Our Lord and Savior Charles Darwin, and covert to science and rational thinking.

    • @gayretard3816
      @gayretard3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Du that’s why mine is under my pillow

    • @aninterviewwith...1702
      @aninterviewwith...1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think an intruder would be so pumped up they probably wouldnt notice a weapon by the door. So much adrenaline they probably wouldnt even remember what wallpaper you had.

  • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426
    @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    A high intensity flashlight shone in the eyes, and a 2 foot long sharp instrument (sharpened dandelion picker, lance, pitchfork) that can be handled with one hand, thrust point forward into vital area, is lethal, and impossible to block.

    • @skynotaname2229
      @skynotaname2229 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pitchfork

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it's short-sighted for a regular person to think they'll be ready to kill someone by stabbing them, literally one of the most horrific and traumatizing ways to do so for both parties.
      Also you *really* don't want to have the "impossible to block" (lol) weapon taken from you and used against you.

    • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426
      @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@matturner6890 You’re narrowing the circumstances to fit your narrative. Of course you wouldn’t attack the Schwan man ringing your doorbell at 8pm.
      But if someone like the Idaho killer is in your home, masked, weapon in hand, or you’re in a wilderness area and confronted by killers who escaped from a Max Prison, with the need to defend your family-you should do something other than wet your pants.
      The topic was “Choosing The Best Home Defense Weapon (besides a gun). My suggestions are better than looking for your putter or a Louisville Slugger.
      Experience in the field…..

    • @PetriJuuhansson-wh4zp
      @PetriJuuhansson-wh4zp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I allways raid houses with a Shield on my other hand, just in case of a spear or sword attack.

    • @yournumberonepal
      @yournumberonepal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, something pointy and being thrust is better than a slashing weapon. Most deaths are caused by thrusts, not slashes as well, a rapier is one of the deadliest swords for that reason.

  • @4naans790
    @4naans790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    This video is the entire conversation I have with myself as I'm going to sleep

    • @4nhk066
      @4nhk066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3am thoughts ay?

    • @yvyibree3754
      @yvyibree3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You’re my kind of person

    • @4nhk066
      @4nhk066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yvyibree3754 no homo*

    • @cardo92w
      @cardo92w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, everyone should.

    • @hauntingattiffanys2537
      @hauntingattiffanys2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

  • @TM-rh7zs
    @TM-rh7zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    The best melee weapon for home-defence in my opinion is a spear. In my country guns are very hard to get and it is illegal to get a license for self-defence so alot of people rely on melee weapons. People make their own spears with a broom handle, kitchen knife and duct tape then place it beside them when they sleep. The spear is a perfect and unusual home defence weapon in my opinion because it is easy to thrust a spear in a hallway but it is difficult to swing a machete or a bat. It creates great distance which would he hard to close and it has been proven as one of the most effective weapons through history.

    • @PregnantWhale3000
      @PregnantWhale3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If you don't mind me asking but whereabouts do you live?

    • @kelvinwilliams6999
      @kelvinwilliams6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Maybe an assegai spear because of the short length.

    • @lb4581
      @lb4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      The spear was the main military weapon for almost all of human history by every army for a reason. It works well... like really well. With virtually no training

    • @lb4581
      @lb4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Sam Ward if you’re in a hallway, and someone else is down the hall with a spear, you aren’t getting close to them and staying alive.

    • @samward9294
      @samward9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      l b yeah of course if you’re down a hallway, but houses aren’t just massive hallways, they have loads of rooms and turns, a spear is most likely gonna get caught or banged on those doorways and corners. I could see a shorter spear working though, maybe 4 feet long

  • @jimathybindlenim6359
    @jimathybindlenim6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Horse head mask, Viagra, no pants, machete, start crying and screaming its dinner time!
    They die from shock

    • @unkwn1157
      @unkwn1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes

    • @atomkid1221
      @atomkid1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol

    • @Boomerchill
      @Boomerchill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      or from laughing themselves to death

    • @andrewlaw239
      @andrewlaw239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahab gold

    • @SimpStonks
      @SimpStonks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best response!

  • @fredriksjoblom5161
    @fredriksjoblom5161 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I once found myself in a friend's appartment as 3 guys started breaking down the door. There were 4 of us in the couch at the time, we had all done some martial arts and in the room with us were a sword, an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it, a baseball bat and a hammer. We were loaded! And what happened when the door started braking down is exactly what mike said would happen. Everybodys eyes got really big really fast and everyone was just staring for a considerable amount of time before we sprang into action and grabbed the weapons. However, when we realized that these guys had brought guns it took only about a microsecond for me to teleport to the balcony and jump. Everyone else landed injured but man i landed running, and i kept running for a considerable amount of time!

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it" LOL
      how many of those souls you think were laughing at yall bailing?

    • @fredriksjoblom5161
      @fredriksjoblom5161 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@CornyBum most likely every one and their grandmother! 😅

    • @remisan7214
      @remisan7214 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Feed the axe, poor homie gotta clean 4 long trails of blood splatter

    • @austineleo5839
      @austineleo5839 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah not true

    • @fredriksjoblom5161
      @fredriksjoblom5161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@austineleo5839 like you know anything about anything. Mike probably made up everything about him being a cop too right? We probably don't even need cops cause crime as a whole is probably just not true... 😂

  • @toddgardner6355
    @toddgardner6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Your number one home defense object, even before a gun; a barky dog that gives you early warning. Those few seconds allowing you to react make all the difference.

    • @marcusbrown7817
      @marcusbrown7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And a small army of them is even better. Cover the invader in angry dog bodies.

    • @Maxbotz11
      @Maxbotz11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have 4 dogs including a husky, I’m all set

    • @jaylewis2315
      @jaylewis2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My corso is all I need

    • @michaelburke6552
      @michaelburke6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree but my beloved dog has died & I can't bring myself to get another so I now have video & alarm bell's for early warning!

  • @jaycoy59
    @jaycoy59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I got a dog, but he frickin thinks everyone is his friend. He'd probably help the robbers pick out what to steal.

    • @nickwilliams8302
      @nickwilliams8302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Does he make noises when he meets these "new friends"? 'Cause if he does, he's working just fine. A family dog is a warning system, not a weapon.

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My dog would probably sleep and just let the robber steal things

    • @willg37
      @willg37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      give my dog a treat and BAM...robber has a new best friend.

    • @jayn8392
      @jayn8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine are nice but loud as hell. They hear any noise at all that could be a person and they freak out barking. Good guard dogs bad attack dogs.

    • @TheMainsheet
      @TheMainsheet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jay Coy hell buddy my dog would hold the flashlight for anyone that wanted to break in!

  • @davidmarquez9269
    @davidmarquez9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    My house so small though as they break in they be breaking out

    • @mizzdannful
      @mizzdannful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahahahha

    • @davidmarquez9269
      @davidmarquez9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patient 0 😂 still bigger than mine

    • @fleds8517
      @fleds8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hohoho...that was funny.

  • @westonknight7474
    @westonknight7474 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sir, I've watched many of your wonderful and well thought out videos, and I am absolutely a fan of your work. My background is Taekwondo many-many years ago and later in my life (what I've come to believe is the more effective systems of Kali and Silat). From years of learning about anatomy and physiology and combining this knowledge with Kali and Silat, and understanding that the blade does not have to be large at all (however a very pointy and very sharp blade is always a good thing), and placement is also an extremely important thing. Combining knowledge, commitment to the defense, and training can absolutely be a devastating combination. There are many places on the human body where the puncture [with a jagged cut] does not have to be very-very deep at all to cause sufficient permanent damage to cause the attacker to stop what he is doing and wonder where his next breath is coming from, or wait....wait...I'm loosing consciousness due to blood loss...um...what...and then the lights go dark type of thing. I absolutely understand that no one is just going to let you do these things, but all I am saying is, if they are in your house and are going to kill you anyway, you absolutely have to do the things that you have been training to do for years and years, and you cannot hesitate, or your loved ones will absolutely be next. This mindset (from a front-line type of theater...I believe) is extremely necessary because these types of intruders in ones home ABSOLUTELY mean you harm (permanent harm), and I truly believe that hesitation can be the end of you and your loved ones. Commitment to an explosive defense (even if I am killed in the defense of my family) is super-super important. After all, what is the alternative, the annihilation of my family??? With these types of things in mind, my training over the many-many years has been very-very realistic and NOT point based.....at all...because in the real world, I'm well aware of the fact that you get ONE chance, and one chance only to save your loved ones (and this is NOT a [macho man] garbage thing ....at all). Peace, love, and happiness to you and your family, my brother. I love your videos, and may you always be well, sir.

  • @blazingkitsune9020
    @blazingkitsune9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Medieval armor and waving a sword while screaming "Have at thee!!!" is the best defense

    • @insuchaway
      @insuchaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also good for road rage.

    • @youngstrategistgaming
      @youngstrategistgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes i would wear roman armor and carry a gladius or a bow and arrow and shoot with arrows from upstairs

    • @theofficialgreenkane
      @theofficialgreenkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ONLY in a British accent

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or an axe and yell charge like a viking

    • @kirbyjoe7484
      @kirbyjoe7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nobody wants to mess with crazy. Crazy is scary. Crazy does stuff like making homemade claymore mines filled with feces-coated nails. Crazy will make people back off fast.

  • @MustangWriter
    @MustangWriter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I've actually yelled "Police freeze!" and had a eight armed assailant with a weapon run off.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Reported for impersonating an officer

    • @contentdeleted334
      @contentdeleted334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MustangWriter i don’t believe you.

    • @nummnutz7046
      @nummnutz7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MustangWriter ha you checked the guy beat you and he very well beat me damn your 14 subs

    • @jhowardsupporter
      @jhowardsupporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's my plan B in all situations. "Police get on the ground" "Police drop your weapon". Buy me time to attack. I also want a DEA jacket to wear around but I want it in really high quality. I might start my own clothing line with that jacket later, it's legal in other countries.

    • @idku856
      @idku856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MustangWriter dyummmm dat was a violation

  • @whitechris720
    @whitechris720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As a carpenter the straight claw hammer is a favorite. Also when I was a kid our home was broken into while we were home my dad laid 3 guys out with a hot skillet (he was cooking at the time). So it definitely will work.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roofers will sharpen their hammer blades to punch a roof to stop them from sliding off in a slip. They're light (fast) and grippy, good weapon if it's ON you. As a carpenter, I'd use the claw, not the face on an attacker.

    • @ironwoodsmithy
      @ironwoodsmithy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      those people felt the burn from that thing

    • @coryc1904
      @coryc1904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris White, your Dad is awesome.

    • @whitechris720
      @whitechris720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@coryc1904 in that situation, he was. On the day to day basis he is a awful person. Very violent drunk.

    • @F15ElectricEagle
      @F15ElectricEagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A large hammer (such as a 22 oz. solid metal shaft framing hammer) makes a great weapon. However, my choice will be sold metal shaft rock pick since I'm not into carpentry, but I'm into geology.

  • @Adam-id1th
    @Adam-id1th ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Debra in me feels called out

  • @cameronmackay9666
    @cameronmackay9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I have a civil war era musket in every room in my house, my whole family of 5 are trained to use them in a variety of formations with the 2 girls firing first while the boys fire second as the girls are reloading for the volley. Challenging all comers.

    • @rog991
      @rog991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Are you and your family okay? Also, I feel like all that smoke would make great cover for a bayonet charge, if you're feeling up for it.

    • @cameronmackay9666
      @cameronmackay9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rog991 I like your tactics. You are on!

    • @derpatrizier
      @derpatrizier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don´t forget the bayonet charge

    • @xxnonstopdancingxx
      @xxnonstopdancingxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MATILDA! RELOAD!

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AFFIX BAYONETS!

  • @Itscoltonmartin
    @Itscoltonmartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    A few weeks ago I decided to practice throwing an axe with my brother… for self defense. I have the same throwing tomahawk you have, the black one. I threw it at a tree and it ricocheted and hit my leg, very close to an artery. Long story short, I wasn’t as dangerous as I thought i was. Loved this video and all the tips!

    • @SuperWhatapain
      @SuperWhatapain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ooh thx for sharing. I've seen people doing that but didn't think about it ricocheting. I'll pass on trying that. Glad you weren't hurt👍

    • @M357.
      @M357. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SuperWhatapain yeah tomahawks are very dangerous when they come back i nearly hit my head 2 times for my luck i have good reflexes and have got it with my hand before it stuck in my head luckily it was just small cuts in my hand not so bad

    • @benjaminreade8447
      @benjaminreade8447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PLEASE get a target..... most trees are way too tough for practicing, you'd need power plus accuracy for it to stick.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah toss that at me and miss. Thank you for the weapon I didn't have a second ago...!

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garychandler4296- Throwing axes have existed. Usually thrown at people who also have weapons.

  • @ericdpeerik3928
    @ericdpeerik3928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    You're right, most people don't realise how close and personal it is to use a knife on someone, and you have to persist at it. Stabbing someone is very emotional. It's nothing like the speed and distance of coldly shooting someone with a nice handgun.
    What you should remember with any weapon is, if you fail to use it, they will likely use it on you.

    • @clydeneedham3284
      @clydeneedham3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree,spent over 20 yes in prison, your right.

    • @mitchellr1234
      @mitchellr1234 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did a self defense course that focused alot on knives. There are no good options for both attacker and defender when a knife is, its a high chance both knife user and unarmed person will be hurt. The distances are just too close.

    • @reddbendd
      @reddbendd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you should also get into wrestling if you plan on carrying a knife, it helped me a lot

    • @reddbendd
      @reddbendd ปีที่แล้ว

      a kerambit is the best option right next to a dagger

    • @EugeneSSmith
      @EugeneSSmith ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am never emotional while stabbing.

  • @craigbailey7558
    @craigbailey7558 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    There is an automotive tire tool, with a pry bar one side, and a large rubber (mallet) knob on the opposite. This would be my go to on a one handed close in fighting item to wield.

  • @HighSierraBob
    @HighSierraBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Good home defense plan: Have effective exterior perimeter security/alert system to detect the presence of an intruder... BEFORE he gets to your front door or other entry point.

    • @HighSierraBob
      @HighSierraBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pony Faced Dog Soldier - that's why you want to have motion sensors around your property in strategic positions to know that the zombies are there BEFORE they get to your front door. IF they come through your door, well... you gotta take care of business.

    • @beckerqueiroz
      @beckerqueiroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea, but I wouldn't want to rely too much on tech for defense. Unless you have a pretty good plan B.

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok but what's the plan past that if they get to a entry point and not caring about the system? as the system would serve as a extra reaction time so you can get your flamethrower ready

    • @HighSierraBob
      @HighSierraBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena - put your defense plan into place. Maybe that's a bat, a knife or a gun... that's up to you. The point is, just have a plan BEFORE something bad goes down!

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HighSierraBob the best plan is the one where you have to use the least amount of energy such as using a gun however since most people find that scary and rather die than to kill might as well go with a flamethrower as everyone has that one family member that leaves their perfume everywhere and everyone should have a lighter so everyone basically has a flame thrower or fireball spitter if it is not a constant stream of Axe body spray
      Then again i am the type of person that has to explain to law enforcement why the intruder is laying there with napalm burns which napalm itself is not illegal to have or make and not hard at all just a stop to your local dollar store for ingredients...and using it on people well that one would probably be harder than using a Gun to define as self defense surprisingly and if not then that's just sad. Anyways chemistry class can be dangerous accidently especially if you did not intend for the finished product to be napalm
      I will just tell you now don't go to any sites to buy napalm it is better if you just make it yourself as 1 it's cheaper and 2 you actually know what you are getting. And for the love of god do not play mad scientist and find out a different way to make it as at that point you need to ask if you should not if you can and its crazy how 1 google search would tell you how to make the stuff and how a banana peel could make a nuclear reactor go critical

  • @michaelwolejszo6445
    @michaelwolejszo6445 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    When I was a teenager and working security jobs we weren't allowed any "weapons" but every company gave us foot long maglite metal flashlights that held 4 C batteries and could easily knock someone out. Best thing is at night you could also blind them.

    • @magistrumartium
      @magistrumartium 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same here. That flashlight was solid and hefty.

    • @alittax
      @alittax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's a good tip. What about a walking stick? You could thrust it quickly like a spear, which means quick damage, easy to use in crowded places, hard to take away from you. Plus, the police can't say you've had it lying around just to hurt someone. Just remove the rubbery end. What do you think?

    • @breastmeatonly
      @breastmeatonly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alittaxThrust it quickly!😂

    • @mjp152
      @mjp152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had one of those a while back - you could beat a horse to death with those things...

    • @magistrumartium
      @magistrumartium 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@alittax A walking stick is antiquated and very conspicuous.

  • @maxsoderstam1482
    @maxsoderstam1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Practicing knife fighting has only convinced me that I don’t want to be in a knife fight. You will not make it out unharmed period.

    • @gorillagrizzly304
      @gorillagrizzly304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If your opponent has a knife, run to stay alive.
      It's as simple as that you can only loose trying to defend yourself

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A coworker who lived in Boston, went out to stop a thug breaking into his car, ended up almost disemboweled. Got a month off work. The fresh scar made an impression on me. My scars from being knifed are tiny. 🤓

    • @jonp3197
      @jonp3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@XRinger what happened to the co worker exactly? Belly got sliced up bad? Did he almost die?

    • @kennethh2430
      @kennethh2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The only time I can see myself going toe to toe against someone who has an edged weapon if I were unarmed, is if there is absolutely no other option or in the extreme situation I'm the only 'meat shield' between those I love. I'd run away, fuk trying to win a knife engagement. Even if you do "win", chances are you're going to bleed out and die soon after.
      A person I knew years ago, who is a badass brawler, was in a "fist fight" with someone. Thankfully my buddy quickly realized his arms were bleeding profusely and GTFO while he could. The other person had at one, if not two straight razors and was going to work with them.
      This is why I enjoy regulated fighting. People are usually friendly, their pals aren't going to jump in, you're probably not going to get shot or stabbed by someone, etc...

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jonp3197 He had one long diagonal cut across his abdomen. The thug cut and ran. My friend went to his knees and used both hands to keep his guts off the sidewalk. He got infected and was in serious condition for two weeks. It took months to fully recover.

  • @craigsurette3438
    @craigsurette3438 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am someone who cannot legally own a firearm . My 4foot oak closet rod, i keep by my door is my weapon of choice, and it has served me well. I spent 3 years of my life studying traditional Wah Lum Kungfu, including specifically staff and spear drills, so this little piece of closet rod is the weapon I am most proficient in.
    I have already used it during a home invasion, to great effect. I am very very aware things could have gone poorly for me ,but as far as my options go, this is my best one.

    • @anonymousf454
      @anonymousf454 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can you own black powder guns? I don't believe they are classified as firearms and can actually be ordered through the mail in most states. Some of those cap and ball revolvers would absolutely work for self defense, just as they did when they were new technology. You could get the barrel shortened and use it for your ccw too. There are vids showing the effectiveness of these.

    • @James-Johnson313
      @James-Johnson313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@anonymousf454 I came here to say this. What you said is 100% accurate.

    • @anonymousf454
      @anonymousf454 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@James-Johnson313 Thank you Sir. If I could not own a regular firearm, but could own a black powder percussion revolver, I would feel I could defend myself alright against one or two attackers. Plus once you discharge a shot you kind of have a smoke screen to make you escape..lol Hell I saw one guy put a red dot on one and harvest a deer. They are no joke.

    • @James-Johnson313
      @James-Johnson313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anonymousf454 completely agree, they are no joke!

    • @CMDArid
      @CMDArid หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@anonymousf454 this really depends on whether a person lives in the States or not. Plenty of countries where firearms are ridiculously hard to obtain legally if not outright impossible, or countries with different definitions of firearms where black powder weapons apply too.

  • @barbedienne1407
    @barbedienne1407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    When your wife/girlfriend asks you what your thinking about.

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t have a gf I’m too weird lol but as for where I am and what weapon I’d use well i got a homemade bat upstairs but likely I’d use the flashlight I have on me at all times also as for pepper spray because hard to hurt was talking about it. My issues with it is one it’s illegal where I live and 2 unlike say a axe which will most likely drop someone regardless of how scary dangerous they are. I can’t imagine pepper spray being effective. When I think of self defence I imagine me going force on force with someone significantly stronger than me

    • @faraday9234
      @faraday9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're *

    • @BackBeater
      @BackBeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @timhaugen6410
      @timhaugen6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking.

    • @lamda5692
      @lamda5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah true 🤣

  • @ctstalker
    @ctstalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    My name is debra, and I'm spooked and sitting here home alone in my house being like "OK, I'D GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE mr. Tactical man!!" And I felt so called out at 6:51. How did he know?!? I had to pause and question my reality for a second.

    • @kysapsvp
      @kysapsvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My name is Kyle and I was like what type TH-cam advertising software is he using 😂

    • @robertvezina3669
      @robertvezina3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh I laughed at that!

    • @leonardkellum6984
      @leonardkellum6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      use bug spray, bear spray, a crossbow, and then...

    • @josephjostar1069
      @josephjostar1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Truman show was based on you Debra

    • @danielmeecham464
      @danielmeecham464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha. That is hilarious!

  • @DanTheManIOM
    @DanTheManIOM 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Good to see a man take his work seriously and enjoy it at the same time.

  • @josebermudez7139
    @josebermudez7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "You have to have a weapon in every room"
    *Pulls out RPG from under son's bed*

    • @JannikSohn
      @JannikSohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That part is idiotic. You need to have limited really well hidden or only accessable by you. Or none. If you have a weapon in every room you get one, the intruder gets another, now you are equally equipped again and its a shootout. Equal footing no guns is far better, if you having a gun and the intruder not is better or worse depends on wether you are an empathy cripple and able to turn off your head.

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They would need to be out of sight or burglar would have the weapons.

    • @BasedInBrazil
      @BasedInBrazil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever been hit in the head with d20, those dice hurt.

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *breaks wall for emergency turkey roast*

    • @JustinNathanson
      @JustinNathanson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      howd you know?

  • @matthewettsen8060
    @matthewettsen8060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Being a geologist, I have a lot of rocks lying around.

    • @loganricard8713
      @loganricard8713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Why would I throw my precious rocks at them? I'd be guarding the rocks while intruder stares at me protecting my granite

    • @matthewettsen8060
      @matthewettsen8060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@loganricard8713 you are right. No idea what I was thinking when I wrote that comment.

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a minecraft player i would craft a stone sword

    • @Krissada1000
      @Krissada1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi, Mr Flinstone 😀😀

    • @roddanlives2650
      @roddanlives2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but did you play baseball?

  • @timeparty718
    @timeparty718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I agree, kitchen knives are a bad idea, but it is because the handles are not designed for stabbing, your hand will slip forward up to the blade and sever your fingers badly, a common mistake.

  • @radracer713
    @radracer713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Just want to say, huge kudos to acknowledging that some people just aren’t going to have a gun in their home and saying it respectfully. That is quite rare in this conversation space

    • @Minsang1st
      @Minsang1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr? He navigated through that with class

    • @digiphot2
      @digiphot2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not having a gun does not a smart person make! was Oliver Cromwell's directions to his troops! If you have kids then keep it where they can't get to it! Six feet off the deck works for me, and should do for the safety of your family, because home intruders will not show you any respect, with or without a cross on your wall! And God does not forgive Stupid! And crosses are not bullet proof!

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@digiphot2 Unfortunately that's the reality many people live in, the government in that country doesn't allow people to have guns to defend themselves.

    • @TC2642
      @TC2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@digiphot2 No way that I can get a gun in the UK.

    • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
      @TheTrueDoomSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol "rare"

  • @hadenough2857
    @hadenough2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    My two Rottweilers would help but I can't keep calling my daughter's that.

    • @nickhousman6222
      @nickhousman6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @_M_D_M_
      @_M_D_M_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @cris-vv1pn
      @cris-vv1pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude that's so funny thank you for my laugh off the day

    • @Stuckin_ATX
      @Stuckin_ATX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @syteanric
      @syteanric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @BigHossHackworth
    @BigHossHackworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Cutlass in my bedroom. The last thing they'll hear is "Avast scallywag!".

    • @S.Grenier
      @S.Grenier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The very same, cutlass in the bedroom. The truly discerning home defender appreciates a modicum of hand protection on their weapon of choice.

    • @BigHossHackworth
      @BigHossHackworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@S.Grenier Indeed. It cuts, it thrusts and its not too long.

    • @mkjcb
      @mkjcb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BWAhahahaha

    • @Spartan120
      @Spartan120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cutlass here too. Pirates used them because they were equally effective on open ship decks and cramped hull quarters. They slice, chop, and stab at all ranges and can still pummel up close with the hand guard. I only wish there were more (reliable) cutlasses available on the market.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Aarrrr

  • @MrShlong50x
    @MrShlong50x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve recently bought a micro pick axe/mattock tool from my local hardware for gardening. It’s smaller than a normal size pick axe and is perfect for one hand self defence use. It’s still got enough weight to cause considerable damage and has a flat chisel side for blunt force trauma or a sharp pick side for a death blow. Add a tactical flashlight and whoever’s coming into my home uninvited may not be leaving.

  • @nikitanosov8159
    @nikitanosov8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    what is going on here?
    Is this Home Alone 30 years later?

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (slap slap) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @erikstark3250
      @erikstark3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MauGeez
    @MauGeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Someone getting poked with scissors or getting beat with a ps4 controller 😂😂😂

    • @danielbenavides8287
      @danielbenavides8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Living room, dual candle holder

    • @angelvalle9963
      @angelvalle9963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scissors saved my life ! I Was attacked by 2 guys lucky for me I was able to reach the scissors on a table and fight back.

    • @dsauce223
      @dsauce223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic , lol.

    • @dlowfresh
      @dlowfresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You went from 100 to zero with that lol

    • @dadocta8355
      @dadocta8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dlowfresh Lol

  • @fabio1160
    @fabio1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Burglar breaks into house
    Me: "Alexa, play ancient Roman-themed playlist"
    Alexa: * plays The Gladiator soundtrack *
    Me: Roma Invicta! * rhythmically bashes gladius on tower shield while marching forward *
    Several burglars break into house
    Me: "Alexa, play quote from Conan the Barbarian "
    Alexa: "Chush yoa enemies, watch zem flee, listen to ze cries of thea women"
    Me: * Unsheaths runic sword *
    Exactly two burglars break into house
    Me: "Alexa, play Home Alone soundtrack"
    Burglars: "... shit we're outta here"

    • @Exsyting
      @Exsyting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh I literally have a gladius that first one killed me

    • @assassinmanx6128
      @assassinmanx6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot to mention to have a 2 minute talk with krohm(spell check)? Before burglars enter lol.

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Me:* _"THIS! IS! SPAAARTAA!"_
      *Bandits:* _"Wut? Are we in the right place?"_

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *INCREDIBLIS*

  • @VoidRigRS
    @VoidRigRS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Army veteran but felon, I'm in the living room, on my hip I have a .177 pellet pistol semi auto with 30 rd mag. Above me is a 22 caliber pcp air assault rifle with 30 rd mag, which is loaded with 10 hollowpoint slugs 10 piercing pellets, 10 tannerite explosive pellets, which has a red dot scope, and a spare mag attached to it via velcro, with the same ammo setup in the 2nd mag.

    • @VoidRigRS
      @VoidRigRS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also have a 3.5 inch assisted folding knife in my pocket and a 15 inch tactical knife in sheath on my hip

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I never heard of a .177 pellet semi auto. I will have to check it out.

  • @aang4540
    @aang4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When he said DEBRA and looked at the camera I LOST IT. You are so funny dude,

  • @capitancoolo1
    @capitancoolo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Icy Mike: "I don't care if you're a level 8 dwarven barbarian, like me"

  • @JCRule69
    @JCRule69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Your delivery is exceptional, this a serious topic, i was laughing all the way.
    But seriously, i need a better plan

    • @Commonmischief
      @Commonmischief 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the closing line! 😂

    • @baqikenny
      @baqikenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's no plan

  • @blon.djukey9956
    @blon.djukey9956 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I keep a small camping shovel by my bed, tbh the shovel is a mean tool and give you a lot of options

    • @PeterMinoz-px3kx
      @PeterMinoz-px3kx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In WW's soldiers used their entrenching tool to defend themselves.

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's one helluva an idea

  • @grsimpson3957
    @grsimpson3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    So I found this on the internet. You take a Roomba, and attach a Claymore mine, and for the psychological warfare, you start playing some 60s Vietnam era music.

    • @bumblorsanchez8982
      @bumblorsanchez8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s some metal gear shit right there

    • @Between2Riverz
      @Between2Riverz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s dastardly. I like it.

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bumblorsanchez8982 It should have been something in Peace Walker

    • @williamm9435
      @williamm9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fortunate Son starts blasting over the previously installed in house speaker

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Roomba? Pfft... more like BOOM-ba... amirite?

  • @Hamburger_helper
    @Hamburger_helper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When I was a kid my dad gave me a mini bat, its like maybe 24 inches, like small baton kinda size, it small enough to handle but its dense and I kept it stuffed between my box spring and mattress. Always felt like it would be decently useful

  • @rickengle7208
    @rickengle7208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    As a tradie, I find the idea of facing a carpenter armed with their favorite hammer terrifying.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Trades tend to use their tools effectively

    • @j1derli
      @j1derli ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm a truck driver and I use a 3 Lb. sledge everyday, tire thumper, I could do some damage with that thing. A good idea, I didn't think about that before now.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @James Wunderli get a 32oz ball pein. Easier to swing.

    • @pmac5934
      @pmac5934 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't. Most tradesmen around here couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo never mind a nail with a hammer. I'm actually more worried for my safety when their genuine intention is to build something.

    • @lossurfistos
      @lossurfistos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unless you’re a window dresser like I was….. here I come with a mannequin arm, aaaarrrggghhhh! Ok maybe scary now that I think about it.

  • @hlalakar4156
    @hlalakar4156 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm in my living room right now. I have a Glock 32 on my hip, but if I couldn't use that for some reason I would use my M48 Talon short spear. It's short enough to use 1 or 2 handed as needed, it's used for thrusting forward so you don't need a lot of room to swing it, and because it's a relatively long thrusting weapon you can keep an intruder at a distance without wrecking the shit in your house. Spears have been used by all peoples on earth, from prehistoric sticks with crude stone points, up to bayonets that are still used by modern militaries. The oldest known spear is 400,000 years old, and they are still used in armies today. That makes it a winner in my book.

  • @manofsteele60
    @manofsteele60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Petrol chainsaw. That would put any intruder off when they hear that starting up.

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't you mean, "Try and Start up". I don't think any chainsaw ive used started on the first pull or third.

    • @user-pq9gy3fq1q
      @user-pq9gy3fq1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cafenightster4548 how about electric chainsaws. They dont make as much sound, but either way, a chainsaw is a chainsaw.

    • @germanshepherdlover2613
      @germanshepherdlover2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My barstard chainsaw probably wouldn't start, the robber would say "is the choke fully out? here give me a try" LOL

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-pq9gy3fq1q yeaahh, an electric chainsaw is nothing compared to a gas chainsaw, those things are loud...i mean loud asf.

    • @user-pq9gy3fq1q
      @user-pq9gy3fq1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cafenightster4548 yeah, and i believe they have higher torque, so it makes, _cleaner_ cuts.

  • @mariebee3146
    @mariebee3146 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The best way to protect yourself is to prep your house for an intruder. Safety film or bars on windows, door barricade, security locks on doors, good lock on the bedroom door, dogs and cameras. There's even inexpensive cameras out there that at least will notify your phone if a person is on your property. All of these things give you time to prepare or even escape another exit if the intruder is persistent and keeps trying to force his way in.

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Haha! My old boss that I did my carpentry apprenticeship under had a holiday home that he only stayed in now and again. Under every single window in the house he had a square of plywood with 100s of 3 inch nails driven through. He knew they worked because one time he had a break in and nothing was stolen, but one of the plywood boards was soaked in blood. 🤣

    • @lindalinda2515
      @lindalinda2515 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes! Done

    • @BTboxing
      @BTboxing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      too expensive to be practical

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      unfortunately criminals are becoming tech savvy in disabling or hacking into wifi and/or disabling or fiddling with the security device at the front door so you won't be able to see or detect much of a breakin, but the indoor security might help. If they do anything to scramble your wireless internet or cut the power to the house, you're screwed, esp if you're away from home.

    • @leojamesclune1730
      @leojamesclune1730 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What kind of Home Alone idea is that? I mean, it worked, so i can't make too much fun​@musashidanmcgrath

  • @alexandergeorgiev2631
    @alexandergeorgiev2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    6:57 No wayyyy!!! My mom keeps a kitchen knife under her mattress and her name is Debera!!

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah i know i was talking specifically about her. Dude your mom is ANNOYING.

  • @YukonDemon
    @YukonDemon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in Canada, so though we're (sort of) allowed to own guns, the storage regulations make them somewhat impractical for home defense. I have a 16" length of 1/4" by 2 1/4" aluminum bar stock. I narrowed it down on one end and wrapped up a comfy handle with hockey tape. It weighs next to nothing, is very nimble, and if you were struck with it, even on the forearm or body it would hurt like the hell. If someone was holding a pistol and they were hit on the wrist with this thing, they would not be holding a pistol anymore. Plus its thin and easy to stash under the mattress without making any weird lumps.

    • @theirishbastard1260
      @theirishbastard1260 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do what I’m doing when I get my Colt 1911 buy the bed safe it’s a safe that is screwed in to the bed frame between the frame and the end table and is small enough to hold 1 hand gun finger print lock quick access

  • @PillsforSleep
    @PillsforSleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "I don't think knives are self defense weapons"
    Doug Marcaida: "But they will keel"

    • @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer
      @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A trained knife fighter can do some REAL damage with a knife. Methinks his comments are for the untrained as it relates to knives and home defense...

    • @jacobreynolds3917
      @jacobreynolds3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Forged In Fire, nice

    • @andrewdodds3007
      @andrewdodds3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ask OJ Simpson lol

    • @jamesbunda806
      @jamesbunda806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChuckJacksontampaphotographer yes. Your inviting people the other person to use that knife as well if you don’t know how to thrust it and retract it properly. From da hip

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesbunda806 I mean you can say the same about guns... I don't know why this guy thinks a gun is instantly the best weapon for self defense after saying "I think you can't kill someone" "I think you'll freeze". Then what's the damn point? You think you can shoot someone? If he gets too close that he can take your gun and point it at you, what will you do?
      A knife is far better (as long as you're not dealing with someone with a gun) because you can decide how lethal you want/can be with it. A misplaced gun shot can instantly kill a person that maybe was only drunk and got into the wrong house. Then you go to jail.
      Both the firearm and the knife are threatening, but only one tells you "I cannot hurt you if you don't get close, so please don't come close", the other instantly tells the other guy "I can kill you right now, what will you do?". If the other guy has a gun and sees you reaching for your gun, what do you think he will do? Sing a happy song while you take your gun and point it a him? He'll most likely kill you before you can react.
      So no, the best home defense weapon would always be a knife, but the best defense of all would be to hide your family and if you can and let the bad guys room to leave.
      No possession or money in the world is worth your life.

  • @scottmacgregor3444
    @scottmacgregor3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Where I am right now: Computer desk in bedroom
    What I'd use as a weapon right now:
    Within arm's reach: Heirloom Scottish Dirk. 12'' thrusting blade with a very secure grip and little way for an enemy to grab to take it from me other than very sharp blade.
    Within 3 steps: Baryonyx Kingfisher sword/machete in closet. 23" blade. Maneuverable single handed weapon good for cutting, thrusting, and punching with the D guard. A decent stand in for a dussack. (alternatively there's a clawhammer in the junk drawer just beside closet).
    For the record I train HEMA for fitness and fun, so I am trained in how to use them, up to and including grappling based techniques. I even have other swords and knives, but those are the ones I'd choose for self defense purposes.
    Could I chop up another human being even in self defense?
    I don't know.
    Never been in that sort of situation, and I hope never to find out.

    • @danieldionne9709
      @danieldionne9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great answer. People with HEMA experience definitely have an edge (pun intended) when it comes to selecting a weapon. I'm not familiar with the Baryonyx but I'll have to look it up. My choice would've been langes messer or dussack -- slash or thrust, it does all the things, and it's maneuverable in tight spaces. If the Baryonyx is similar, that sounds ideal.

    • @jkirk6418
      @jkirk6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd just use a hammer

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very well said, my friend.
      I think my favorite purpose built weapons are my Cold Steel "Polish Mace" and a 14 gauge thick, 9 inch buckler shield. Can I use them? Sure. Would I want to? Like you, I hope not to find out.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IBM model M... The big fucker. Swing that at someones face they wont like it.

  • @sihingpatrickquain6124
    @sihingpatrickquain6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    8:30 So, I'm not the only crazy mofo that picks-up things out of the dishwasher and practices swinging them through the air on the way to the cupboard.

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I didn't know other people did this

    • @chasedavis2483
      @chasedavis2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it to

    • @estarriol7
      @estarriol7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I assure you that I have pondered the self-defense capabilities of every knife on my large knife rack at length. After watching this video, I'm moving to pots and pans. I have a pretty solid ladle that I have my eye on. ;-)

    • @bartle6168
      @bartle6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@estarriol7 If you are uncertain about driving a knife into the chest cavity of an enemy, cut him/her in the inside of the elbow, you don't even have to cut that deep to slash through major blood vessels and tendons. The enemy now has two choices, they can drop whatever is in their other hand and try to stop the bleeding or they can continue to fight and in under a minute fall on the floor out of blood. If they choose to put pressure on the wound you now have the choice of phoning for an ambulance and a police officer or making another hole in them.

    • @SKL-F-
      @SKL-F- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. No you aint.

  • @LowDoughTech
    @LowDoughTech หลายเดือนก่อน

    I keep a big wire brush in my kitchen and livingroom window sill. For exactly why you mentioned about people putting their arms out. Also, a wire brush just looks so wicked no one wants to get hit with it. It's lightweight, easy to swing, and will rend flesh with little effort.
    Luckily I've never needed to use it, and I hope I never do. Ideally, Mister Pew Pew would be my go-to.
    Great video, by the way!

  • @FigyNewton
    @FigyNewton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I've always thought of using a frying pan as something and now I know I need to think about the grip. There's so much more control with that grip

    • @ScienceBitch123
      @ScienceBitch123 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you did use a good stainless steel one. An aluminum pot like he had in this video is just going to piss someone off

    • @terg8472
      @terg8472 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol yeah, blunt objects sound better than sharp objects when needing to incapacitate a intruder

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a good idea, you can fry and eat them

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 ปีที่แล้ว

      Problem with positioning his thumb is that it increases risk of getting it bent backwards on both a strike & a parry.

    • @tomcatt998
      @tomcatt998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hv a 8" cast iron skillet

  • @Mybwain
    @Mybwain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Home invaded a while ago when a "visitor" knocked on the front door I didn't want to answer the door. Next thing he's shoulder barged the back door, fell on the floor, looked up at me, said sorry then ran off jumping over a 6 foot fence without issue.
    Thieves want stuff easily without the fight usually.
    Good home defence could be as easy as locking internal doors between rooms. My house was broken into but all the downstairs doors are locked. They got into the kitchen. They got nothing. But locking doors while you're in isn't ideal.

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True.. but it heavily depends on motive.
      Right now there are large groups of very angry & confused fuckers looking to cause extreme physical violence unto others and they are very motivated to do so.
      Some if not many are not even looking for loot.
      Which is good, as I have none LoL 😝

    • @randyfocht737
      @randyfocht737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He knocked on your front door to see if anyone was home. Then, thinking no one was home, he broke down the back door...discovered you, and ran.

  • @mrjohndownzz2392
    @mrjohndownzz2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Leave a note saying "shoes off" then throw Lego down the stairs

  • @ImaJWalker
    @ImaJWalker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gerber- black one-handed machete/saw combo.... works GREAT. Impossible to approach and disarm as the double side prevents any disarm approach. ( Important.) You want "something" that CANNOT be grabbed at, or taken from you during encounter...

  • @jamesnicol7077
    @jamesnicol7077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Rule number 1, never bring a knife to a pan fight

    • @srobeck77
      @srobeck77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ill take my odds deflecting several pan strikes with my forearms vs several knife strikes that cause my arms to bleed out and is followed up by inevitable stabs to vital organs.

    • @Angelwolfs9
      @Angelwolfs9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's why you should always buy cast iron, not those flimsy stainless steel "Walmart" pans! You can break a person's wrist or forearm fairly easy with a good cast iron fry pan!

    • @mr.meowgi9876
      @mr.meowgi9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bonk

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One sorta dumb thing was the pepper spray like if the person doesn’t care about pepper spray you have no stopping power and with an axe or a gun even if that doesn’t stop them with pain it stops them with damage like an axe is extremely effective a two handed baseball bat isn’t even close to as effective as an axe as a weapon two handed axes have been used for thousands of years to kill people they do insanely high amounts of damage that it doesn’t really matter because sure you may have to strike more than once but how long is someone going to fight for after you chop off their arm or remove a chunk of their skull or something two handed axes are unbelievably deadly

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@srobeck77 That's because you have shit pans. I have pretty decent kitchen supplies given that I cook a lot, and I'd rather take a clean cut on the forearm than a whack of my sauce pan. My partner had a broken foot after letting my smallest one drop on it. And it's two times smaller than the one he had in the video.

  • @uumdi
    @uumdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    7:03 When he called me Kyle, I felt that

  • @Sceadusawol
    @Sceadusawol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm in the UK.
    In the event of a home invasion, I have to be careful not to bleed on them, as that would be a breach of social distancing.

    • @whowawoo
      @whowawoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cricket bat is most effective

    • @williamserasinghe9071
      @williamserasinghe9071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my uncle got himself a fabarm over and under double barrel shot gun he was always a clay piegeon shooter he just joined a club in leads and within 3 months he got a licence

  • @andrewfossatti4937
    @andrewfossatti4937 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ll go the home alone route and have a paint can tied to a trip wire when they walk in. 😂

  • @ChrisChronos
    @ChrisChronos ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Here in Spain plenty of people have a half sized baseball bat. I've seen them in bars, offices, and people's homes. It seems like a good defence tool because its small enough to use, but also still sturdy enough to deal damage

    • @dynaflow666
      @dynaflow666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. There are some nice ones from Cold Steel that don`t break.

    • @pmac5934
      @pmac5934 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called a ' rounders bat ' in Old English ( circa 1975 ) and is particularly good for defending oneself against mildly annoyed geography teachers. Honestly, assuming no firearms or blades , for speed at close quarter use a flexible cosh. At distance use a sling. In extremis , bash their heads against the surface of the planet for a bit until they've had enough. Works every time for me .

    • @nabcunion
      @nabcunion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not, though. Unless you train with it. Same with any weapon.

    • @mjh5437
      @mjh5437 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pmac5934 Yeah,I have a few 18" Rounders bats stashed around the house too.

    • @velzaresp8623
      @velzaresp8623 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahahaha "porras de madera" they have a leather strap to attach to your wrist. They are funny you can put some phrases or quotes, like "quitamanos" (hand remover), "quiero ser útil" (I wanna be useful) "anestecia rápida" (quick anesthesia) "seguro obligatorio" (Obligatory insurance)

  • @jakewilliamson1475
    @jakewilliamson1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "I dont think you would be able to stab this into someone"
    *Laughs in butcher*

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't think you can stab someone, what are you, a serial killer? Oh but I do think you can shoot someone dead, of course...

    • @jakewilliamson1475
      @jakewilliamson1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Redgren Grumbholdt yeah wouldn't take long at all

    • @tomaszgaluba1459
      @tomaszgaluba1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think that any "bad guy", even well trained, would be that willing to take the risk of approaching someone with the knife, even a complete amateur. Assuming that this "bad guy" is going with just bare hands, that is.

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomaszgaluba1459 Exactly. The knife is the right ammount of "Don't approach me, you'll lose more than you'll gain" and "I have more power in my hands than I can handle if I don't intend to kill you"
      What can you do with a gun other than killing the intruder? Could someone live knowing they just killed someone that got into the wrong house?

    • @tomaszgaluba1459
      @tomaszgaluba1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reclutacontramontina5354 Well, both knife and a gun have the intimidating factor. The first of the two even more. The fear of being stabbed in the guts or "merely" having arms slashed is something one wouldn't ignore.
      And if I remember well, just putting bayonettes on rifles was used as a scare tactic during WWII. I personally would rather be shot than take the frickin' bayonette between the ribs.

  • @powdertrax9742
    @powdertrax9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I found from watching videos, news footage, and live situations that intruders/thugs don’t back down from bats/batons so that was the reason I switched to a machete and a can of wasp spray, I still have the wooden little league bat with drywall screws screwed into it as a backup to my backup to my guns

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsirish9582 Not as intimidating

    • @nicholas_obert
      @nicholas_obert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the wasp spray idea. I got one that can hit from 5 meters away, enough to scare them away or impede their vision while still keeping your distance

    • @pedroclaro7822
      @pedroclaro7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholas_obert that's toxic and will cause serious damage...

    • @dawnstar7187
      @dawnstar7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have always carried a can of hornet spray with a 30 ft reach in my car. It's perfectly legal and so easy to use if needed. If they don't get to an ER soon, they will die. I'm not trying to intimidate, I'm trying to get away.

  • @jezzalexander
    @jezzalexander 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    See when you chose the cooking pan over the kitchen knife, that was it for me.

  • @BriggsADA
    @BriggsADA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I collect swords. Not for self defence purposes, but it was the first thing I grabbed in a bad situation.

    • @insert_clickbait
      @insert_clickbait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good stuff funny anime man, good stuff

    • @SCP-pe9wd
      @SCP-pe9wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I choose a brownie. It is much better.

    • @kevinlove4930
      @kevinlove4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SCP-pe9wd never saw a brownie that could cut your arm off

    • @SCP-pe9wd
      @SCP-pe9wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kevinlove4930 I am talking about that your opponent would love a brownie more than to fight you. So if you give him a brownie, that is what he will prefer more.

    • @kevinlove4930
      @kevinlove4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SCP-pe9wd oh ok because I get a lot of hate because Im sure that i could defend myself with a Katana. I am proficient with it and has a 0% fail rate.. Even if i take a gun shot if not placed in the right spot or high enough caliber Im still gonna get a swing in and that is all Im gonna need to take most people out

  • @golddiggerdave
    @golddiggerdave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    A Gladius (Roman short sword) is a very effective it can be used in very confined spaces, intimidating as hell and almost impossible to defend against fast short thrusts.

    • @isaacmai7961
      @isaacmai7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Legit. Full legionary weaponry, including a gladius, dagger, shield and javelin is remarkably similar to what I would use personally if I had the choice (besides firearms), only substituting the traditional large rectangular shield for a circular shield with a diameter just larger than my forearm and exchanging the long javelin for a 4-5 foot spear. It has incredible versatility, and with a shortened spear and downsized shield, it is very powerful in confined spaces.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just looking at Wakazashis and Tantos earlier...

    • @patricklondon6006
      @patricklondon6006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was going to say the same thing.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@solomonstello Out of any Japanese sword, the Wakizashi is definitely the one to use in the confines of the home. Even the Chisa-Katana is a bit too long.

    • @TerenceOneil211
      @TerenceOneil211 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@isaacmai7961 if i broke into a house and a guy is staring me down with a spear id just leave

  • @highsnburgers4862
    @highsnburgers4862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The best weapon can be your best friend, a light-sleeping guard dog.

    • @Andyhaucqog1
      @Andyhaucqog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Theonlyonestanding You can but pretty sure that dog will get you first

    • @ZamWeazle
      @ZamWeazle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Theonlyonestanding That's no good! It only works on bears!
      And when you say bears, do you mean the wild animal variety or a large, hairy gay man?

    • @Phaminator525
      @Phaminator525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Theonlyonestanding But a guard dog takes out the element of surprise.... even if a invader has a gun you can get ready behind a corner or get your own gun out 😂. If an invader is halfway through your house then you're fucked. A dog will let you know by the time hes on your front porch or backyard. Use your head buddy.

    • @SailorRob
      @SailorRob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, my dog would be snoring under the covers as I got strangled to death.

    • @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527
      @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best weapon it is me ! I am the one that guards the dogs lmao .

  • @johnsmith-i1n
    @johnsmith-i1n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Aluminum bat, machete, crow bar, axe, large hammer (sledge), golf club, sword, bow, crossbow, spears, kitchen knives, the choices are almost endless. My personal choice next to a great shotgun, is the crossbow silent great range, easy to use, & most importantly very quiet. Next spear, sword, axe, crow bar, or aluminum bat does maximum damage without getting to close. Obviously these are backups for handguns, assault rifles, shotguns, & high power sniper rifles, and maybe even hand grenades. Believe me when I say it pays to be prepared..

  • @samrussell9264
    @samrussell9264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The best reason Not to choose an edged weapon for home defence:
    It's YOUR house: YOU'LL have to clean up the mess.

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      actually if you murder someone the police does all the work for you

    • @daviddiaz5815
      @daviddiaz5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phillipanselmo8540 seriously?

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@daviddiaz5815 Crime scenes are cleaned. Of blood and debris anyway. Sure they won't dust the chimney mantle, but you're unlikely to come back home walking in dry blood...

    • @reaganoliver956
      @reaganoliver956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@k.v.7681 they may not get rid of the stain but it’ll be sanitized for sure

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@phillipanselmo8540 False. Usually the home owner pays specialized cleaning companies that deal with cleaing biohazards. There's a company on Instagram that films clean ups.

  • @DaedricNZ
    @DaedricNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Man I never considered a flashlight in terms of blinding someone, I've only ever thought of using the big ones as clubs. Being able to blind someone seems like it would work really well. Maybe a strong flashlight in one hand and some kind of bludgeoner in the other, or even a flashlight paired with pepper spray.

    • @Troy_Sent_A_Message
      @Troy_Sent_A_Message 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best 18650 flashlight is NOT going to "blind" someone. I had a property invader, flashlight full blast in their face. It keeps them from seeing what you are doing, and it's annoying to them, but don't kid yourself, you aren't going to "blind" anyone (if you are lucky it gives you 1-2 seconds of their eyes needing to adjust after high powered flashlight blast to the eyes, but then again if someone is getting flashlight to the face they don't stand and stare "into the light" like a deer or something). Buy one and have someone try it on you, doesn't work. But most small tac flashlights are made to be used as a weapon as last line of defense if need be.

    • @assassinmanx6128
      @assassinmanx6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @putalawea equisde not to everyone. Some people been sprayed and can handle it. As well it’s not an instant blinder like movies. Once someone is sprayed? They can still punch, stab etc for a few seconds until they start coughing, sneezing, and spewing fluids everywhere lol.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Troy_Sent_A_Message My flashlight comes with an 8 million volt stinger, if an attacker gets too close. I wouldn't even give a warning buzz, because I'll WANT to use it on him/her. Pepper spray at close quarters? Problematic, I believe.

  • @Papercut337
    @Papercut337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I support open carry of swords

    • @slendermanproxies
      @slendermanproxies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @rexromana
      @rexromana 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can do it on Texas 😁

    • @guimecast8100
      @guimecast8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sim

    • @donflamingo795
      @donflamingo795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honorable duels to settle our problems

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forget modern "fashion." I want fashion to be 20,000 dollar custom made battle ready gold hemmed plate armor and an accompanying blade fit for a king

  • @drewthompson7457
    @drewthompson7457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At a yard sale I picked up a very small gardening shovel. It is long enough for me to stay away from an attacker. It is now sharp enough to shave with. I image I could swing it, but a thrust to the neck , leg or anywhere, would work well. It is in my bedroom. I also have a roofing hammer, similar to the small hand axe shown. I should sharpen it and keep handy.

  • @Quurax
    @Quurax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "you gonna stick that knife into a person?"
    *swings the axe*

    • @cargosquid
      @cargosquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You noticed that too? The women I know would be MUCH more comfortable with a nice simple stab than hacking away at someone.

    • @Quurax
      @Quurax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cargosquid of course they do.i mean this guy is just stupid with all of is argueing.

    • @gladius2489
      @gladius2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. Few people have the ruthlessness to do that.

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. Most injuries occuring on aggressors in such cases are a single stab or cut. Most average people in panick don't become mauling beasts. It's stick and run.

    • @DeathProof132
      @DeathProof132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If someone is not willing or able to stab an attacker with a knife in self defense then they're realistically not someone who's gonna do shit to defend themselves at all anyway so worrying about the weapon choice becomes completely irrelevant. Bonus tip: if you're defending yourself with a kitchen knife then use it for slashing rather than stabbing because they're made for cutting (not stabbing) and they will absolutely fucking wreck whatever soft tissue they come into contact with and create a bloody mess in a hurry.

  • @thecjwolfpack
    @thecjwolfpack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    All the dislikes are dudes who are 6'4 and black belts in 3 different martial arts

    • @sanderson9338
      @sanderson9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope its people who have confidence in their own home defence plans. Anyone who fails to plan plans to fail. There is some good info here but some bs too.

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sanderson9338 what's the b.s.?

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, i am 6'6" and not a black belt in any. :P

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanwessner3456 lol wtf you're almost an entire foot taller than me.

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Supernaught00 my parents didn't believe in spanking, they used the rack....I am also the tallest in my family...

  • @tajmears7459
    @tajmears7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Mike picking up a machete and immediately taping it on his head while he’s explaining self defence is hilarious

  • @tomaszwlodarczyk5805
    @tomaszwlodarczyk5805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The baseball by the door is for when you have to grab something and run outside

  • @salis5918
    @salis5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "What are you gonna do with it Debrah" I felt that..

  • @kalannorman3275
    @kalannorman3275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm not 6'4, and definitely no black belt, I am however a carpenter and if I hit someone with one of my 22oz framing hammers, they would have at minimum, a TBI, but most likely killed. But just like you, I'll do whatever is necessary to protect my family. Great video man. Great information and it really gets people thinking.

    • @josephcoleman57
      @josephcoleman57 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      been using a 22oz Stanley for decades

    • @armadillotoe
      @armadillotoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only is that a great weapon, but it also is something you have used for years and is like an extension of your body.

    • @justinjackson4073
      @justinjackson4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a roofer and like you the hammer is my go to weapon for inside the house defense or if there's multiple attackers. I can take a baseball bat from most folks because it's to long and most folks don't know how to actually use one. They just swing and hope for the best usually. Bats are terrible for inside close quarters combat.

    • @ScienceBitch123
      @ScienceBitch123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be pretty difficult to bludgeon someone with a hammer unless you're a cold blooded killer. You also have to get very close and a moving target trying to grab your hammer is not a nail, you'll likely not be effective

  • @johnnyboy2247
    @johnnyboy2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You forgot my weapon of choice: the small cactus on my windowsill

  • @mc-qq2cb
    @mc-qq2cb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you’re f’n awesome man. glad to know im not the only one whos thinking like this

  • @slimccm6200
    @slimccm6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m picturing a dude breaking in and you just doing that wierd shit with the axe and he just slowly backs out the door lol

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    It's weird when you say you don't like edged weapons, but keep picking up axes.

    • @Blackhawk4208
      @Blackhawk4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Y’all know that the best self-defense weapon is a 1885 cannon loaded with grape shot that is strategically placed apon the stairs

    • @ThatTallGuy0
      @ThatTallGuy0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Blackhawk4208 the roughians won’t be expecting that

    • @Blackhawk4208
      @Blackhawk4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let’s just hope I don’t hit the neighbors dog

    • @wes4192
      @wes4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d prefer to fight a guy with a frypan over a guy with a knife personally

    • @beypazarbagmls6791
      @beypazarbagmls6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blackhawk4208 don't forget shouting "tally ho, lads"

  • @manlyadvice1789
    @manlyadvice1789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    One tip to add: Leaving a weapon sitting by the door is the same thing as offering it to an intruder. He's now an armed intruder.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If he wasn't before..

    • @legallyfree2955
      @legallyfree2955 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@solomonstello I was going to say, he is probably already an armed intruder and your front door probably should be locked so you should get at least a few seconds before he can get through it.

    • @VendettasRevolution
      @VendettasRevolution ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good. Now I have a better defense in a court case. 😂

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Intruders usually don't enter through the main door, I think. But yeah, I agree in spirit.

    • @giantcocgaming9884
      @giantcocgaming9884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta make the fight even

  • @Dukekhalel
    @Dukekhalel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Living room: my wife's imposing yankee candle selection, chunk them as hard I can.

    • @CinoXL
      @CinoXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      10 years ago at a keg party my buddy got hit from behind with a large yankee candle jar some scumbag him with. It broke into pieces but he took it. He turned to the guy and laughed and that scumbag turned 100 shades of white realizing he just fucked up...... It Took 5 of us to peel him off the guy. One of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

    • @CinoXL
      @CinoXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      200 sutures, a ct scan and a story we still tell to this day.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Those would really hurt

    • @mikeemanuele1765
      @mikeemanuele1765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro! Lol
      Same and same!
      I thought it was gonna be funny and original but It’s even funnier seeing that I’m not the first to drop this in the comments

    • @176bammm
      @176bammm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....Would a particular scent add effectiveness..? Maybe Sandalwood &, Frankincense...How about Fresh Linen, No- maybe cotton candy 🍬!

  • @CLEBLUED
    @CLEBLUED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "What are you going to do with this, DEBORAH?!"

    • @jimme.1707
      @jimme.1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grannies can choose a better improvise weapon: The Roller Pin

  • @BobcatWolfenstein
    @BobcatWolfenstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bowie knives have heft, a back point, sharp belly and were considered very useful for self defense or offense at one time

  • @P5ykoOHD
    @P5ykoOHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I like the Boar-Spear but shortened (can't remember exactly what it's called), you can use it effectively in a hallway / staircase, gives you range over the aggressor and is, well, rather intimidating to look at. Since spears have been the number 1 warfare weapon throughout the ages, it has to mean they're efficient at what they do (swords, hammers ... etc, usually being backup weapons for the times). Just makes sense, for me at least.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can get replica, short-handled, assegai. If you're handy, or know someone who is, buy a spearhead and mount it.

    • @stormlewis5214
      @stormlewis5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stand in a hallway and just thrust forward, pretty good plan

    • @cbook7096
      @cbook7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree. A thrusting weapon is preferable to a swinging weapon in such close quarters. A short spear is a double handed weapon, so a small LED flashlight could be taped to the shaft to aid in blinding the assailant. If the attacker is much bigger and taller then the extra reach of the spear will help maintain distance.

    • @keithstone8693
      @keithstone8693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cbook7096 That honestly sounds like a perfect synergy. Unlike a weapon that you need to swing with, a spear is always gonna be pointed in the direction of a bad-guy. And with how small and how bright flashlights can be, that sounds really, really feasible tbh.
      A purpose-built short spear, with a compact, ultra-bright flashflight attachment built into it - maybe even pepper spray alongside? That thing would be nuts.

    • @spencereagle1118
      @spencereagle1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julietfischer5056 Agree on the Assegai, I've got the Cold Steel one, it would be great in the confines of a home. You can also throw them.

  • @david-pb4bi
    @david-pb4bi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    From Great Britain, so appreciate this advice. Have hammer under mattress and hammer head close at hand.

  • @Coulterculture
    @Coulterculture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Never keep your weapon next to the door. This means you have to run toward a home invader while unarmed, get past them, arm yourself, and then attack. Weapons should be next to your bed, be it fire arms or melee weapons

  • @xBeauGaming
    @xBeauGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Pick up and throw my office chair at the front door area. Would hurt like hell and buy me time.

    • @androoloo1697
      @androoloo1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      throwing my trombone 😂

    • @seansilvas4532
      @seansilvas4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Throwing one of two pugs that sleep with me!

    • @nozecone
      @nozecone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Throwing my wife. Then kids.

    • @lystic9392
      @lystic9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seansilvas4532 Dual wielding pugs.

    • @seansilvas4532
      @seansilvas4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lystic9392 I'm assuming this is funny ha ha

  • @Hexatomb
    @Hexatomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm in my bedroom, I have a stun gun next to my bed and a stun baton near the door. I've also seen Home Alone like 30 times.

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always thought a caddle prod would be effective. Long, slim and painful lol

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where do you live to be that worried someone's going to break in?

    • @Hexatomb
      @Hexatomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nakkadu I don't live in a great neighborhood.

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hexatomb ah, hope you don't need your stun gun but if you do hopefully it keeps you safe!

    • @Hexatomb
      @Hexatomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nakkadu me too!

  • @sparked3113
    @sparked3113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks, great video. That got me thinking. I've got a knife hanging behind the bedroom door and a short heavy club in a corner. I will come up with something else now.

  • @AvengerXOFXBlood
    @AvengerXOFXBlood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Oddly enough, I've always been a fan of kitchen pots and pans for my imaginary home invasion scenarios (even the ones with orcs). They are simultaneously bludgeoning devices AND a buckler (mini shield)

    • @lajoyalobos2009
      @lajoyalobos2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cast iron makes some awesome meals, also great for bludgeoning the hell out of someone.

    • @andersbjrnsen7203
      @andersbjrnsen7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Light frying pan is a nice bludgeoing weapon!

    • @Jonathan-mt9up
      @Jonathan-mt9up 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And after the bludgeoning, if you feel sorry for the invader you can make them an omelet.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lajoyalobos2009- One way to season the skillet.

    • @fallencrusader2975
      @fallencrusader2975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Way too heavy with little pay off to be effective...

  • @i-3458
    @i-3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Imagine breaking into this house n walking in while he’s making this video n he has all his weapons there

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I've watched enough Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer to know how effective the axe is. Ha ha ha ha!
    In all seriousness, I would really like more home invasion stuff. Especially with all the stuff going on now, I've grown increasingly paranoid at home by myself.

  • @PretiumLibertatisEstVigilantia
    @PretiumLibertatisEstVigilantia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Living in my Van for years I've found a small 18 inch metal bat, and gel pepper spray close by are the best. Great deterant for knives and swords except a gun.

  • @revolvertaco7493
    @revolvertaco7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Holds up kitchen kife: Your gonna stick this in a person?
    Jokes on you! I stuck people with way smaller things!
    Now excuse while I go cry in the corner.