Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol?

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    Fallout 3 has a lot of weapons in it. Some are better at close range, some at long range, some you use as traps and others just flat out don’t exist at all. But there’s one weapon that is just the worst. Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol?
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    Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol? (in text form)
    The first thing you’re going to notice about this playthrough is that none of it is in English. That’s because I didn’t think restricting myself to a firearm would be enough of a challenge, so I killed two birds with one bullet by playing Fallout 3 with only a Chinese Pistol and in a language I can’t understand. Originally I wanted to do it in Chinese as a funny ha ha because of the gun name but it wasn’t an option in Steam. It’s probably for the best, all things considered. I’m sure I’m on a list after what I put in my Operation Anchorage thumbnail anyway.
    The Chinese Pistol is in the Small Guns category and is based around Agility, which is why I maxed that out. Luck also influences all skills, Intelligence is for as many experience points as possible, and I spread out the rest pretty evenly, except for Charisma. Being charismatic is one of the worst values someone can have, trust me, I’d know. Speech isn’t the Frank Horrigan of skills in Fallout 3 like it is in New Vegas, no reason to waste time with it. Speaking of wasting time though, the time had come for my 10th birthday party. It was an odd experience. I’ve done this part of Fallout 3 so many times that even when I couldn’t see what the dialog choices were, I still pretty much remembered what everyone was saying. It’s strange to be able to navigate menus and make choices when you don’t know the language.
    After failing to cut Butch’s head off with a plate, I escaped the vile gaze of Beatrice Armstrong, got my BB Gun and made a decision. I’m not playing this as child or a baby, so I’m going to kill the Roach, but there was something I’ve always been curious about. To satisfy that quandary, I took my gun to the door, manipulated the universe around me, got myself into a situation you’re not supposed to be in, and pumped the Overseer full of baby lead. I don’t know what BB’s are made of. I wanted to know what would happen if the Overseer died early. He can’t, he just has an aneurysm and takes a nap.
    But Stanley is around when you take the GOAT and during your escape. He’s the perfect candidate for my ideas. I popped his head like a raisin and nearly lost my mind. Stanley’s had is so cool. Ready to see the fruits of my labor and Stanley’s life, I returned to the basement, shot the bug, got the greatest Birthday photo ever, told Dad to take his stethoscope and shove it up his ass, and had my brain crushed. Stanley, that stick in the mud, is back from the dead. Unfortunate, especially since I couldn’t kill him again. Someone who isn’t me should see if it’s possible to kill Stanley 3 times. Once as a child, somehow in the GOAT section, and again during the Escape.
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  • @mucoemre3305
    @mucoemre3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7947

    > changes game to german
    > game does not crash
    > german engineering at its finest

    • @CrraVideos
      @CrraVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      German engineering its truly the best of the world

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      BRRRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      You think German build computer is like the others but until you open it and you will see a steampunk civilization!

    • @valtervilela672
      @valtervilela672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      BerneseMountainDew doitsu no kagaku wa Sekai ichi!

    • @guts1952
      @guts1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      German Science is the best

  • @JC839
    @JC839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    *Can you beat New Vegas by Killing Everything?*
    -You must kill everyone you see immediately on sight.
    -You cannot run away from a fight or ignore any person or creature you see -Cannot engage in any dialogue that isn’t forced
    -You can kill Yesman and he will respawn so you can still complete the challenge and beat the game.
    -Essentially the complete opposite of a pacifist run
    New Vegas developers said that every character can be killed, so put that to the test.

    • @Lena-0500
      @Lena-0500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      That's sounds awesome to watch

    • @sheran6013
      @sheran6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      that would be dope

    • @jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326
      @jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      That last part is why new vegas is the best 3d fallout

    • @Nerbit13098
      @Nerbit13098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I actually did this a few weeks ago it's surprisingly fun would love to see him do it

    • @fitzpatrickwooden1337
      @fitzpatrickwooden1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Someone already did this, unfortunately.

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    My language teacher in high school said that using apps and playing games that you know like the back of your hand in language you're learning can help you learn it by association. Meaning if you know a button that says "Verlassen" is the the one that quits out of a window, your mind will naturally associate "quit" with "Verlassen"

    • @flowerpower003
      @flowerpower003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Randomly Entertaining Mitten squad is now fluent in german

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh that's a cool idea, I'm going to try that.

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      That's precisely how I learned English throughout my life. I am not a native English speaker (as if that wasn't obvious). I used to play video games in my native language up until around being eight years or so of age and then put them all into English. School didn't teach me as much as this method has.

    • @flowerpower003
      @flowerpower003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@kedarunzi9139 That’s genius, to be honest. I doubt most people will pick up on the fact your native tongue isn’t English your more fluent that people who only know English and your use of punction is not something to be scoffed at either.

    • @Sebastian--2
      @Sebastian--2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's cool

  • @Salien1999
    @Salien1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    "Take a breath. Breathe in the fresh air. Unless you live in the West Coast."
    That dates the video from now until next time someone has a gender reveal party.

    • @diegopalacios3358
      @diegopalacios3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Congratulations your kid is Satan. Lol

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Nah, California burns every single year. It also has the worst air quality in the nation every day of the year. Also, the majority of the fires were caused by a lightning storm, but keep believing what the MSM lies to you about.

    • @Salien1999
      @Salien1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MinistryOfMagic_DoM okay

    • @AudioCalibrator
      @AudioCalibrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@MinistryOfMagic_DoM You know, even though most fires are caused by lightning storms and other natural forces it still doesn't help that people keep artificially making wildfires too.

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Everyone knows that most of it has to do with storms and so on, that does not stop it from being funny that one of the fires was caused because someone was a little too flamboyant about a gender reveal party.

  • @jacksonc.5571
    @jacksonc.5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    Well if you want to be technical, the Chinese pistol is a copy of a late 19 century German semi automatic pistol called the Mauser C96 so the fact the language Mitten chose is German is either incredibly coincidental or Mitten isn’t as brain dead after all the challenges as I thought.

  • @certifiedcoolguy583
    @certifiedcoolguy583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    killing grandma sparkle: game crash
    Oma Sparkle töten: absolut sicher

    • @einoldus2395
      @einoldus2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Das sagt eine Menge über die Gesellschaft in der wir leben

    • @certifiedcoolguy583
      @certifiedcoolguy583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@einoldus2395 Das ist so tief, dass Alexa 99 Luftballons spielt

    • @thefonte4976
      @thefonte4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Si, por favor

    • @lordben3787
      @lordben3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      F im Chat meine Kameraden

    • @serhat5431
      @serhat5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Die Invasion der deutsch beginnt. Lang lebe Merkel.

  • @willybur7779
    @willybur7779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    Rest in Peace brother. You entertained a lot of nerds, fly high.

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      was ist passiert?

    • @willybur7779
      @willybur7779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@pufffincrazy5275 Paul ist verstorben.

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@willybur7779…

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@willybur7779 So ist das Leben in unser schrecklich Welt.

    • @willybur7779
      @willybur7779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pufffincrazy5275 So sehr ich es wünschte, ich könnte sagen, dass er friedlich ausgegangen ist ... Er hat sich zu Tode getrunken, ein weiteres Opfer der Sucht.

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I wish the fork barbarian talked you out of that drink. Rest well, Paul.

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "Here have a 10mm pistol, this is the starting weapon."
    "Oh okay, I just found this other pistol on some bandits. Is it an upgrade?"
    "Hahaha, no. It's much worse."
    "Why does it exist then?"
    "It just works. :)"

    • @ademdagdelen1808
      @ademdagdelen1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fr though, always wondered what was the point of the Chinese pistol

    • @nah6892
      @nah6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ademdagdelen1808 I always just assumed it was to handicap the raiders. Or like, for some story-telling piece or something

    • @happydemon3038
      @happydemon3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ademdagdelen1808 To be fair, the 10mm pistol is among the most powerful guns in the game, only automatics surpass it.
      Because in Fallout, the faster a weapon fires, the more DPS, but the low individual projectile damage makes it ineffective against armored targets...
      ...
      If it used the DT system. With the DR system, every reduction is relative, so per-shot damage is irrelevant, it's all about DPS.

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because raiders need something weaker than the player
      if the player started out weaker than every enemy in the game the start would be very difficult.

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, they missed an opportunity for a really good plot twist with the placement of a single handgun: the Vault 101 Overseer's family is secretly pro-China communist, which would implicitly explain why/how his daughter would bring the Vault Dweller a _Chinese_ Pistol instead of a 10mm. That way, the 10mm can be an upgrade like it was obviously meant to be somewhere along the way to Moira, and the player has now been set up from the _gameplay_ to expect that maybe pockets of Chinese ghoul resistance still exist across the Capitol Wasteland. It sure would have made that food factory in Lexington less left-field.

  • @plaguedhuman8528
    @plaguedhuman8528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    "Charisma is one of the worst skills you can have"
    Also mitten squad using his charisma to convince people to get the godly fork barbarian

    • @tinyslug7107
      @tinyslug7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      somehow this man made me buy a $25 stuffed toy

    • @secondaccountforq9t
      @secondaccountforq9t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tinyslug7107 u actually bought it...

    • @slaphand9578
      @slaphand9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@secondaccountforq9t why wouldn't you

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wtf you can get a lot of good stuff passing skill checks

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MisterJohnDoe
      Nah, dude. Paul is saying Charisma is useless to waste SPECIAL points on. It’s better to put them into Endurance, Luck, or Agility and use skill points to boost Speech/Barter when you level up.

  • @Waterking99977
    @Waterking99977 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Seeing the "talk you out of another drink" part hurts. Rip paul

    • @commitarson6583
      @commitarson6583 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It felt like a guy punch

    • @snarlymocha325
      @snarlymocha325 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that scene was painful

    • @JamCafe-pn1dl
      @JamCafe-pn1dl หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah brought tears to my eyes

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A shame, if only we had known

  • @CrypticCocktails
    @CrypticCocktails 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    This is when the real game begins.
    I bought the plushie.
    RIP. I’m crushed.

    • @camerahead-wn2ur
      @camerahead-wn2ur หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to get the plush in respect for him, but I don’t think I can ever get it

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately, I don't believe they'll ever come back

    • @camerahead-wn2ur
      @camerahead-wn2ur หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kedarunzi9139 Yea, it's really unfortunate. RIP Paul

    • @xdean816
      @xdean816 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who would even get the proceeds now?

  • @CaptainEggcellent
    @CaptainEggcellent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    The frequency at which you produce these videos is really impressive! I’d go insane trying to complete some of the challenges you have.

    • @7teen7t79
      @7teen7t79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg same 😅

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He lost his sanity a long time ago, so he can do anything without pain.

    • @topknot_power
      @topknot_power 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Captain eggcellent you should do a video with mitten squad

    • @mattynator911
      @mattynator911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey captain eggcellent

    • @gamingchannel-rh4ib
      @gamingchannel-rh4ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you here

  • @solegunner
    @solegunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    It is funny that German version still has "I have to go now" as dialogue option

    • @mechzilla569
      @mechzilla569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you beat fallout with only the flamethrower

    • @EisteePfirsich99
      @EisteePfirsich99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@mechzilla569 You mean the Flammenwerfer

    • @freshchupa494
      @freshchupa494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@EisteePfirsich99 Hans get ze Flammenwerfer it werfs flammen!

    • @user-xt3bq7pk7v
      @user-xt3bq7pk7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you beat fallout 3 with a alien blaster

    • @erwinrommel5283
      @erwinrommel5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freshchupa494 ya I'm here now ya

  • @kobegilliam1953
    @kobegilliam1953 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    0:48 that hurt

    • @derpymuffin02
      @derpymuffin02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      looks like the fork Barbarian plush couldn't talk him down enough

  • @theamazinglifeofwiz1168
    @theamazinglifeofwiz1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “Told dad ill meet him in sovngard” 😂😂😂

  • @jackmebones6738
    @jackmebones6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Can you beat: “Star Wars Republic Commando” with only The Recharge Pistol

    • @moo4115
      @moo4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a shame star wars is gay

    • @Itsyourmom_190
      @Itsyourmom_190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Bapple YT ok fortnite kid

    • @darkmasterm193
      @darkmasterm193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Vibro glove

    • @cameronmoore7201
      @cameronmoore7201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bapple YT that was a rather unnecessary comment. I don’t like Star Wars, but even I find it rather dumb to call it gay just because I don’t like it. Let me ask you a question. How does a franchise classify as gay when it doesn’t have a sexuality in the first place? If you are going to make a comment on something that doesn’t have sentience, perhaps you should learn other words that aren’t some sort of slur that is used to describe people.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@moo4115 Its a shame we couldn't care less.
      P.S. You clearly don't know what Republic Commando is, if the defining word you choose is gay.

  • @T3nMiDGET5711
    @T3nMiDGET5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3129

    *PLOT TWIST* He knew German the whole time and made up the thing about him memorizing the dialogue choices

    • @jurbglurbez3489
      @jurbglurbez3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He is white after all

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@jurbglurbez3489 we just didn’t know what flavor

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That just makes him more sexier

    • @wingedsn8670
      @wingedsn8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ofc youd guess that

    • @Sirfinchyyy
      @Sirfinchyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats a better plot than Fallout 4

  • @trainwreckgaming1120
    @trainwreckgaming1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Fun fact:
    The Chinese pistol is actually based on the legendary C96 Mauser.
    Edit1: this video is in German
    Edit2: German helps beat the game faster

    • @werwetek2562
      @werwetek2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow really?

    • @trainwreckgaming1120
      @trainwreckgaming1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup

    • @mrfreezeable2930
      @mrfreezeable2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The chinese actually produced their own version of the c96 during their civil war

    • @neku9837
      @neku9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@mrfreezeable2930 I mean to be fair the chinese produced a lot of versions of a lot of guns during that war...

    • @foddey_3543
      @foddey_3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everyone thinks its chinese

  • @foxyloafva
    @foxyloafva 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Rest in peace the legend. You will be missed

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      was ist passiert?

    • @dragonmoon3929
      @dragonmoon3929 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He passed away recently ​@@pufffincrazy5275

    • @dipolarlake363
      @dipolarlake363 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@pufffincrazy5275died most likely due to alcoholism and complications from it.

    • @BigLittle-nf8tm
      @BigLittle-nf8tm หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dipolarlake363forreal

  • @ronaldmcdonald4402
    @ronaldmcdonald4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    "Alex dargon ended his life where his mother spent hers, on a pole" jesus christ man...

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That was a spicy one.

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that was savage

    • @igyver4554
      @igyver4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He just killed him two times at the same time.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Such a beautifully brutal burn.

    • @jamescordial3975
      @jamescordial3975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i can only imagine the pain trying to get the special chinese pistol from the building near vaultech hq...

  • @jimmyjimmerson3748
    @jimmyjimmerson3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "No offense pooh bear" Oh mitten there goes your ad revenue

    • @Alfloof
      @Alfloof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Underappreciated joke honestly

    • @Za_parsons
      @Za_parsons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well, the Chinese ad revenue, anyway.

    • @reybutsquishy
      @reybutsquishy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah youtube algorithm will probably register that as pube hair instead

    • @jmarkellos
      @jmarkellos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also "favorite yellow bear's pistol"

  • @werttrichen
    @werttrichen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Mitten: I play in german, so I can´t read anything
    Me: *being able to read german
    I don´t have such weaknesses!

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is the ´ so weird?
      don't
      don´t
      Do Germans use a different apostrophe?

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is the ´ so weird?
      don't
      don´t
      Do Germans use a different apostrophe?

    • @werttrichen
      @werttrichen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doggo_woo Nah, I was just unable to find the normal one...

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doggo_woo lot's of germans don't know about the ' ' ' because it is hidden on our keyboard. it's obviously on a key, just not visually, so a lot of germans use ` ´ or even " "
      For your information, it is on # # # key.

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@werttrichen wait, ya'll get two apostrophes? Neat.

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Rest in peace Paul. I’ll never get tired of watching these vids and enjoying your wild and hilarious script writing

  • @asherreclaimer5026
    @asherreclaimer5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    See what he actually did, seeing as the gun is actually a mauser C96(a German gun) and he played in German. You actually did accomplish SOMETHING!

    • @TheAlex726a
      @TheAlex726a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @UnderCoverHunter That's the M1 Garand

    • @sirkryptic4022
      @sirkryptic4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @UnderCoverHunter kinda.

    • @asherreclaimer5026
      @asherreclaimer5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @UnderCoverHunter yes you could use a stripper clip but im not sure how similar it is to others, I do know that it was an internal magazine fed, fully automatic, broom handled, wrist breaker, that many say is like the luger's less successful (yet still famous and popular) uncle.

    • @redstroyer3383
      @redstroyer3383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UnderCoverHunter It can close on your thumb if you load the stripper clip into it wrong

    • @augustdenger8231
      @augustdenger8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UnderCoverHunter that's really any closed bolt semi-automatic or fully-automatic weapon lmao

  • @theenclave6291
    @theenclave6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Mitten: kills grandma sparkle
    Game: doesn't crash
    Me: Impossible...

    • @somm150
      @somm150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I clapped Grandma Sparkle and looted her shack. Was I talking about killing her or her old wrinkled flapjack?

    • @jamesmatthewsjr7400
      @jamesmatthewsjr7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somm150 both?

    • @truewhissan
      @truewhissan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somm150 .....
      Yes.

    • @Kristofer382
      @Kristofer382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somm150 what...?

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe there is something in the script that is dependent on language settings that influences the coding for that particular part of the game.

  • @Pilinge
    @Pilinge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Its odd that you didn’t grab the legendary Chinese pistol near the anchorage memorial that does 15 points of poison damage.

    • @redmonster-roblox2881
      @redmonster-roblox2881 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was going to say something but it whould make the femboys find me

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@redmonster-roblox2881what?

    • @mixing3698
      @mixing3698 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They know where you are, they're just waiting

    • @hughconnolly-gq5vv
      @hughconnolly-gq5vv หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@redmonster-roblox2881 What?

    • @redmonster-roblox2881
      @redmonster-roblox2881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hughconnolly-gq5vv yea

  • @Tomewarden
    @Tomewarden ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It's unfortunate seeing all those alcohol bottles when you know of Paul's current predicament.

    • @derbirider6646
      @derbirider6646 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You know why he doesent post anymore?

    • @Tomewarden
      @Tomewarden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@derbirider6646 Of course.

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's an alcoholic

    • @W3STIN_0
      @W3STIN_0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Tbh I think he was severaly depressed and stressed :/ poor guy rip

    • @SNAKEx197
      @SNAKEx197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Poor guy, I wish I knew him in person. I hope his parents and brother are doing well. Rest in peace Paul :,(

  • @igyver4554
    @igyver4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    Me as a german watching you struggle with German language is extremely amusing, love it.
    Edit: No I‘m not a Nazi.

  • @MasonFries
    @MasonFries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "emotional pain is worse than physical pain because it creates scars that can never really heal"
    Bro, get your feels outa my comedy. I'm tryna laugh hard enough to forget

    • @esper6119
      @esper6119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'VE FOUND THE ENCLAVE OFFICER

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My toothache caused by a rotting filling REALLY FUCKING DISAGREES!

    • @xXRottenCornXx209
      @xXRottenCornXx209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get that shit pulled and replaced

    • @eatchild461
      @eatchild461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you do get that tooth yanked let me know, I'll buy it off you

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eatchild461 the what fuck

  • @PogoDarnexx
    @PogoDarnexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Nice switch to see some German, makes it easier to read everything XD

    • @IDK-lh6ir
      @IDK-lh6ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice Berserk pfp. Berserk really fucking good

    • @PogoDarnexx
      @PogoDarnexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@IDK-lh6ir Yeah, but not the Anime 2016 / 2017 this CGI mess is crap.

    • @IDK-lh6ir
      @IDK-lh6ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PogoDarnexx of course that shit was terrible 💀💀💀 the manga is fr the best manga I've ever read tho. Shit is so fucking amazing

    • @someguyatburgershot5946
      @someguyatburgershot5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know

    • @soaplewdsmatter
      @soaplewdsmatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PogoDarnexx i think the 2017 anime is decent, as long as you dont care about the CGI

  • @imdeonerik
    @imdeonerik 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That ad read hit really hard

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    If you start a fight with Butch as a teenager, you can knock out any NPC in that space as you'll be allowed to put your dukes up.
    I still remember whaling on his gang and striding into class covered in their crimson life essence.

  • @drumkommandr9779
    @drumkommandr9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "I have decided to join you all in the 21st century"
    then immediately describes gaming on an apple computer

    • @justsomechupacabrawithinte592
      @justsomechupacabrawithinte592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least he's trying

    • @drumkommandr9779
      @drumkommandr9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Playing a video game on an Apple is literally the opposite of trying

    • @justsomechupacabrawithinte592
      @justsomechupacabrawithinte592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@drumkommandr9779 at least he made some sort of an "upgrade" lmao

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll see y'all in five years when gaming on an Apple computer is actually great, thanks to the M69 processor it's running.

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 lmao how you feeling so far?

  • @rafiamirali9188
    @rafiamirali9188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    so sad seeing his collection of bottles after hearing the news. rip mittensquad.

    • @conjurer5725
      @conjurer5725 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was just thinking that man, I still miss him

  • @Whatever-tu7ue
    @Whatever-tu7ue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Rest in peace my dude. I miss you and your videos every day. The Fallout Community lost a titan.

  • @hornmonk3zit
    @hornmonk3zit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "Worst gun."
    Apparently you forgot the .32 pistol exists.

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This. Last time I played Fallout 3 couple of months ago I was level 25 and i used .32 pistol with 100 bullets as my only weapon on my way to the Pitt Tunnel (all your equipment gets taken from you for majority of the DLC anyways) and beginning of the DLC. Then I ran into a deathclaw and two sentry bots near Fort Constantine. God this thing is horrendous even with 100 small guns

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Also "Zhu-Rong v418 Chinese pistol" exists.
      Which makes the Chinese pistol far from awful.

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PugilistCactus at least it can do some extra fire damage

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I almost forgot how bad Fallout 3 was

    • @frontporchmint
      @frontporchmint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Couldn’t imagine every carrying that POS

  • @tallman3231
    @tallman3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Can talk you out of having another drink.”
    “But why? Why would you do that?”

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly. He might get into another fight with his AC!

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he plays the whole game
      me wait i just recorded the part 1

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Terabit3 That's not really a problem, they never implemented combat in Animal Crossing

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@SvengelskaBlondie before he died, there was a video of him drunkenly trying to fight his air conditioner.

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Terabit3 A former friend I had was so drunk one day, he tried going all WCW with a parked car, sadly I wasn't there to see it (was an auzzie friend I met online, the auzzie part isn't really that surprising).

  • @vgndx
    @vgndx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Crazy how he didn’t use the unique version of the weapon. It sets things on fire

    • @Chase-jc7rx
      @Chase-jc7rx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think he knows about most unique guns

    • @sachi7614
      @sachi7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The only thing more disappointing than the Chinese Pistol is the amount of effort required to obtain a barely noticeable upgrade to it.

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Currently doing a playthrough with it, and gotta say, it's still shit even with the incendiary bullets.

  • @DFXedra2122
    @DFXedra2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The funny thing is, the “Chinese pistol” is actually a Mauser design, the c96 made during ww1 so it’s really a German pistol

    • @CoryTrevorson4570
      @CoryTrevorson4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      its actually based on the type 17 which was a chinese mauser clone chambered in .45 acp

    • @DFXedra2122
      @DFXedra2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks man, never played fallout, lol assumed it was just a c96

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Germany also produced the c96 long before WW1. It was first made in 1896.

    • @DFXedra2122
      @DFXedra2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sorrenblitz805 mb, I meant used in ww1

    • @andrewmaddox2889
      @andrewmaddox2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shanxi type 17

  • @nguyenquyetthang1326
    @nguyenquyetthang1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Don't worry about the icon below Fallout 3"
    FALLOUT 76

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, I've been waiting this whole time for him to do a classic fallout run

  • @blueblubberbubble359
    @blueblubberbubble359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Emotional pain is worse than physical pain because it leaves scars that can never really heal". Not gonna lie Mitten, I felt that one.

    • @cabooseproductionz6175
      @cabooseproductionz6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same...

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But physical pain can also leave an emotional scar that never heals, ask any torture victim

    • @palewhiteperson
      @palewhiteperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exantius E yeah, ask my mom who emotionally and physically abused me.

  • @MCrewDude
    @MCrewDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Have you already tried to beat New Vegas with every trait? It would be interesting to see the benefits and disadvantages of all the traits at once.

    • @Randomlolstudios
      @Randomlolstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like most of them cancel each other out

    • @hoarder1975
      @hoarder1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Randomlolstudios the only ones I see cancelling eachother out are Trigger Discipline and Fast Shot

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@hoarder1975 You get left with a 4% penalty to both.

  • @Acezen
    @Acezen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "where there's one locked in the pharmacy because the pharmacist was a gamer"

  • @trashshinobi5758
    @trashshinobi5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I love how the way you played was basically how I played fo3 as a kid.
    -dodging the poem demon
    -killing the old bitch by the creepy mirelurk place

  • @lloyd355
    @lloyd355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When you are 1v1’ing a super mutant behemoth and realise the pistol has “made in china” written on it.

    • @sexygarfield80
      @sexygarfield80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FIRST!

    • @sexygarfield80
      @sexygarfield80 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NameHere111 i actually didnt lol idk who is stupid enogh to like my comment but they did

  • @drumo2273
    @drumo2273 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Had to come back to one of the first vids of his I saw when I heard what happened. R.I.P. brother, Fallout wouldn't mean shit to me without your videos.

  • @djlapio93litlebro
    @djlapio93litlebro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:34 me: looks at discord

  • @gamerhoustonthegamer5942
    @gamerhoustonthegamer5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    When Mitten Squad has the Squdward painting, he is SERIOUS.
    Edit, I didn’t notice a comment on mitten squad would be more than my likes on my (bad) videos... wow. Breathtaking.

    • @CoDZockerLP
      @CoDZockerLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its titled "brash and bold"

    • @coltonbowman34
      @coltonbowman34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CoDZockerLP more like belongs in the trash

    • @nativedisciple2452
      @nativedisciple2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/63_KUHZyDFE/w-d-xo.html

    • @kittymyths1208
      @kittymyths1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who the hell is Squdward?

    • @C33M0ney
      @C33M0ney 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did he fail

  • @pixelmaster9964
    @pixelmaster9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    “I have to go now.”
    Ah, I didn’t realize this was a German play-through.

    • @erwinrommel5283
      @erwinrommel5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

    • @HD-vu5vv
      @HD-vu5vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Context?
      Nvm

    • @Zarnoxian
      @Zarnoxian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erwinrommel5283 it's called ja. IMPOSTOR

    • @simsim4910
      @simsim4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zarnoxian Es ist jawohl. Imposter

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HD-vu5vv i think Bruder muss los meme

  • @DaBigBenTheory
    @DaBigBenTheory หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Been on a Mitten Squad kick because I miss this dudes quips. RIP to this legend.

  • @The-Internet-Cat
    @The-Internet-Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dude, there's almost always a Chinese pistol in the schoolhouse near megaton.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's ironically American

    • @The-Internet-Cat
      @The-Internet-Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sheez7734 yeahhhhh i know all to well

    • @Romeo-le2ez
      @Romeo-le2ez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ani me gitl

  • @atlas_rise_
    @atlas_rise_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    When any game freezes and doesn't let you alt-tab out you can do the following:
    Always have task manager minimized when playing, and set to sort by most memory consumed; Which will hopefully be the game.
    When the issue happens you alt-tab to your task manager (You can't see it but you're actually controlling it) then press TAB, down arrow, DELETE and enter, in that order.
    That should select the game's process and shut it down, without seeing it. If you've done it right, the game should close and you won't have to restart your computer.

    • @walkerallen425
      @walkerallen425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can also select options for task manager and select "always on top" so it will show up on top of any program if you need it.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That requires you to set up the task manager properly before the game freezes. Okay, if you play Fallout you should prepare for anything but if a random game freezes and you didn't expect it, then this won't fix it

    • @VoidLaDispute
      @VoidLaDispute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exantius E it would work if you have it ready...

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exantiuse497 ctrl alt delete to open it works

    • @blahyourmamafoo
      @blahyourmamafoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ctrl + Shift + Esc is a handy shortcut to open up the Task Manager. It will open it if it is not running, or bring it to foreground if it is already running and minimized or behind any other window. From there use Tab to navigate inside the sections of Task Manager, press down to go through the list of apps, etc. Delete key will close the app OR ask if you want to close it (depends on version of Windows used).

  • @viracocha6093
    @viracocha6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    “Alex Dargon ended his life where his mother spent hers: on a pole” lmao

    • @budycelyn
      @budycelyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it was at this point i nearly spat my coffee over my screen

  • @Cyberdemon-9001
    @Cyberdemon-9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Danke Stanley"
    Yes Stanley, dank indeed

  • @mythicallymoist9772
    @mythicallymoist9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:47 I hope he's doing his job.

  • @callumhole1851
    @callumhole1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Challenge suggestion:
    Prove humans are the pinnacle of wasteland hunters by completing the bleed me dry quest in new Vegas without the use of weapons, clothing or armour, or aid items.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Easy. Just do the fast travel glitch that stops time, no items needed. I refer you to the youtuber Tomatoanus, he has a New Vegas sex% speedrun (have sex with all possible partners in NV including Red Lucy), he utilises that glitch a lot in it and most of the run is achievable without items

  • @nicklagrassa7828
    @nicklagrassa7828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "The pharmacist has one because he's a gamer"
    That's quality writing that earns you a shirt purchase.

  • @mitchliao2581
    @mitchliao2581 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    0:48 This hits different after Paul passed away
    RIP Paul, you're a fk legend

  • @chilboswaggins5500
    @chilboswaggins5500 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grab that hovering severed hand. I have a feeling it'll open up a draugr boss fight with ebony loot.

  • @bigfoolio379
    @bigfoolio379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Weird how the chinese pistol is based of the mauser pistol which is a german gun

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shhh

    • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578
      @mohammadrezapahlavi4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Austrian*

    • @votekyle3000
      @votekyle3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Weirdly the Type 17 is chambered in 45 ACP.

    • @kektuss
      @kektuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      During the Chinese civil war and other conflicts around the time the C96 was a very popular pistol

    • @Ultilasagna
      @Ultilasagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm pretty sure that it's based on the Chinese type 22

  • @liamclarkpiano4559
    @liamclarkpiano4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Last time I was this early, grandma sparkle didn’t crash the game

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thank you Arthur Morgan.

    • @TiddyTwyster
      @TiddyTwyster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Biiiig shadow, tiny tree

    • @cejic2199
      @cejic2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ARTHUR I HOPE YOU FOUND LENNY IN HEAVEN

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard you got som jelly beans

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mister Might damn thanks for the spoiler

  • @Maxpriceamber
    @Maxpriceamber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I guess sadly he didn't have enough of those plushies :(

  • @argentsin3199
    @argentsin3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:45 BBs are generally steel. Shaped pellets are made of lead.

  • @realm1058
    @realm1058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Can you beat Fallout ___ by only killing people with weapons pickpocketed from them?

    • @legend1140
      @legend1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s a great idea

    • @we4803
      @we4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he should really do that, it sounds interesting.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Son... Stupid Face

    • @epicsex9072
      @epicsex9072 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He never will because he died

  • @devilslamp7306
    @devilslamp7306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "Neiiiiin!"
    I don't know why, that just made me laugh.

    • @erwinrommel5283
      @erwinrommel5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about HANZ GETZ ZE PANZERSHREK!!!

    • @709Ryan77
      @709Ryan77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erwinrommel5283 Hans get ze panzer faust

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9! 9! 9! 9! 9! - An angry Hitler circa 1942

    • @johannderjager4146
      @johannderjager4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erwinrommel5283, imposter! The real Erwin Rommel knows how the German language works.

    • @erwinrommel5283
      @erwinrommel5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johannderjager4146 you realize I'm german dummkopf

  • @cosmicbilly
    @cosmicbilly หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Miss you Paul!

  • @JAMESLORDTHE7TH
    @JAMESLORDTHE7TH ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Alex Dargon ended his life where his mother spent hers: on a pole." Dang, that roast got me good. Mitten's style never ceases to amaze me.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "Your favorite yellow bear's handgun"
    *Gun is called "Chinese Pistol"
    Oh Mitten Squad, you devil.

    • @santakiller2gt489
      @santakiller2gt489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Master would hunt for him, if he wasnt a pile of cinders

    • @santakiller2gt489
      @santakiller2gt489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao i love how all the furries are watching his shit (mittensquad/paul)🤣 my sonas protogen btw

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it tbh, explain pls

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cappuccinosnephew1382 Yellow Bear refers to Winnie the pooh. Who is banned in China for being compared to the current leader.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "A language I don’t understand"
    Greetings from Germany

    • @imperialspacemarine1539
      @imperialspacemarine1539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grüße zurück

    • @jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326
      @jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@imperialspacemarine1539 looks like you burped out the words

    • @user-hp7bk5so6j
      @user-hp7bk5so6j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      By god, is the german voice acting terrible. Ich meine echt jetzt, die Raider klingen allesamt wie Hochschulmobber, und nicht wie psychpatische Methsüchtige. Not to mention that they stripped the Gore from the game.

    • @SuperUvix
      @SuperUvix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-hp7bk5so6j true ;D

    • @marvinscheer1028
      @marvinscheer1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SuperUvix Deshalb hab ich trotzdem auf Englisch gespielt

  • @kingfordvr5863
    @kingfordvr5863 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That little discord ping at 3:33 really got me

  • @magicdestroyer7400
    @magicdestroyer7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Finally, the curse has been released. All it took was an upgrade

    • @magicdestroyer7400
      @magicdestroyer7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, I'll wait til next fallout 3 challenge to see if it's rally gone or he is just lucky.

    • @ataricom
      @ataricom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      An upgrade to a more superior language

    • @winstonchurchill7822
      @winstonchurchill7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ataricom THE IRONYYYY

  • @joedoe8780
    @joedoe8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Alex Dargon had ended his life where his mother spent hers, on a pole"

    • @mudahugo
      @mudahugo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ouch

  • @waynelevi5053
    @waynelevi5053 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Paul my man, I will miss you and you videos.

  • @freyathedragon899
    @freyathedragon899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Super Mutant: (has a gaping hole in the middle of its face)
    Game: “I’m just gonna say it loses one point on its HP bar.”

  • @died2pinwheel
    @died2pinwheel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    alternate title: "how to get banned from china in record time"

    • @foddey_3543
      @foddey_3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the gun isnt even chinese

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The only thing easier to get banned from than the yandev discord server is China.

    • @thatlithuanianboi6812
      @thatlithuanianboi6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaynehughes6645 LMAO

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@foddey_3543 The gun is a Red9. Basically a Chinese unlicensed reproduction of the Mauser C96 and M712 pistols. They have a reputation for not lasting as long as their German made counterparts due to them being made in factories with often minimal tooling using steel that was of below quality expected of most colonial world powers at the time, but China was new to the mass production of self loading firearms at the time they were produced. I’m talking about our real world not fallout lore. The Red9 fell out of favor with the Chinese after WW2 when the communists took over from what I understand.

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@foddey_3543 Germany is the creator but China and Spain replicated these types of Mauser Pistols. My guy above here is right

  • @FigWidIt
    @FigWidIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Loved the simplicity of FO3’s weapons. Fallout 4’s customizable weapons was cool but their unique weapons just didn’t give me the same satisfaction like FO3’s unique weapons

    • @Chase-jc7rx
      @Chase-jc7rx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can get through the older fallouts with non unique/legendary weapons but in the newer fallouts it's almost necessary to have them but there's very few unique weapons anymore idk why

    • @awolf6473
      @awolf6473 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Super late reply but on a tangent: I really hate how few weapons FO4 had. Both base and unique, its unique ones just used non-unique legendary affects that could be found on random legendary drops. As far as I remember, the only truly unique gun in the game is the Deliverer, and then that one sledghammer with ruptured fusion cores (Atom's Judgment?) and the 2076 Baseball Bat. I think only the bat has a one of a kind legendary effect on it. The prototype plasma rifle and Aeternus...Aeturnas? That one gatling laser with infinite ammo; they aren't truly unique as you can find the same effect on regular legendary drops. Bigmooney06 found a never ending .44 pistol in his Fallout 4 playthrough. The gatling laser is only special because the game treats fusion cores differently compared to regular ammo types, so it's glitched and thus the gun truly does have infinite ammo, instead of just holding all of the ammo currently in your inventory.
      Then in Nuka World the Acid Soaker is literally a mash of The Deliverer and like a Combat Rifle barrel..
      And sure, 3's unique weapons were usually just base arms with unique effects, but atleast without legendary stuff they were truly unique, NV took it to a new level with most unique weapons being either one of a kind or looking substantially different to the regular version along with having improvements and drawbacks like with 3's uniques. My favourite is Lucky, because my favourite gun is the SAA, but also it just looks really damn nice and has a very high crit chance. The Mysterious Magnum will play the Mysterious Stranger's theme when drawn/holstered and so on, so forth.
      Anyway, my point is that yeah, I agree that the in depth customisation in 4 and hell, even 76, is really damn cool, but truly unique guns are all but gone in both and that saddens me.

    • @TheDiameter
      @TheDiameter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@awolf6473I want to love Fallout 4, but it’s incredibly bland guns make it difficult to love it’s extremely improved gameplay

  • @HomemakingSwansons
    @HomemakingSwansons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason you voice is so soothing to me. I've binge watched your videos all day after watching one run through

  • @reedwalther3972
    @reedwalther3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The thing that hurts my soul is that the “Chinese pistol” is actually a German Mauser c96

    • @nightfall1826
      @nightfall1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      China made a lot of bootleg firearms. This is probably one of them.

    • @reedwalther3972
      @reedwalther3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nightfall1826 that makes a lot of sense actually.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@reedwalther3972 The C96 is fairly famous for widely being used by the Chinese during the warlord era (Chiang Kai-Shek era), as well as during the Second Sino-Japanese war. This is not the only German weapon used by the chinese in this era. Others include Panzer Is, mauser license copies, Sdkfz 222., He 51s, and even 12 He 111s.

    • @reedwalther3972
      @reedwalther3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zekedia2223 thank you for the knowledge

    • @Itiswhatitisbruh
      @Itiswhatitisbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s probably a cheap knock off

  • @leonardoscutari11
    @leonardoscutari11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    here i am, native german, thinking you played in german since the "chinese" pistol is based on a ww2 german mauser pistol. ):
    Edit: As pointed out by an answer to this comment, it is based on an 1896 Mauser pistol design, so there isn't any direct link to one of the world wars, and if there would be, it would probably be leaning more towards ww1 NOT ww2!

    • @camogecko456
      @camogecko456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came to the comments to mention that. He accidently picked the second most fitting language for the Chinese pistol.

    • @admiral_xanadu
      @admiral_xanadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was first produced in 1896, so it is not really a WW2 pistol.

    • @leonardoscutari11
      @leonardoscutari11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@admiral_xanadu yeah, I made a blunder there, but didn't wanna edit the comment.
      Will do, thanks for the correction.

    • @vargasmartin7143
      @vargasmartin7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't the Mauser copied by chinese gun companies?

    • @wxl2562
      @wxl2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vargasmartin7143 almost all of them lmao. The chinese made cheap imitations of the mauser, walther, luger, tokarev and colt during the first and second world war.

  • @ethanthomas3059
    @ethanthomas3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Can you beat the Mass Effect series while getting as many characters killed as possible?

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ooh I like that plan. Samara and Miranda can die in the third so basically make them loyal for the last mission which you start after dawdling long enough to kill the crew.

    • @freddymeisner
      @freddymeisner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DUDE that rocks lol

    • @themeanestkitten
      @themeanestkitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm going to try this

    • @BBaaaaa
      @BBaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themeanestkitten good luck!

    • @corbinkendall6330
      @corbinkendall6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully excluding andromeda... what a huge disappointment.

  • @atlasguytinyproductions55
    @atlasguytinyproductions55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Easy mode: 10mm
    Hard mode: Chinese pistol
    Legends say you get a unique, better Chinese pistol if you use it all the way to the end of the game. but here, that is not the case.

  • @yeeyee2278
    @yeeyee2278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:36 did they forget to translate "I have to go now."?

  • @Iain16
    @Iain16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “No offence, Pooh bear”
    How to use an oxymoron to get on a list.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    0:08 "Au, mine kopf!"
    While not the infamous book by Adolf, it might have been his last words!

    • @kraftwerk5441
      @kraftwerk5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a nice read
      p.s i have never read the book

    • @MrBased-ip3jn
      @MrBased-ip3jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kopf is the bratwurst word for head if you couldn't tell by context

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenneth Perna and Hitler shot himself in the... kopf

    • @kraftwerk5441
      @kraftwerk5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrBased-ip3jn No we know

    • @ninnghhizziddha
      @ninnghhizziddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Mein Kampf

  • @WTFgirl621
    @WTFgirl621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Losing it all because you bet on the Lions." 🤣 Sad that we Michiganders know exactly whats up

    • @Kleineralsdulil
      @Kleineralsdulil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that Michigan folk call themselves michiganders, aint that a lil wordplay too?

  • @hotlinetemper2210
    @hotlinetemper2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel is so unbelievably interesting. You have so many videos, and I bet a vast majority of your viewers do not know your legacy. I must admit I too am a late stage adoptee. I only discovered your channel during your "can you beat" phase, but the cycles and phases your channel has gone through, and your perseverance is IMPRESSIVE. Anyone who doesn't know, this channel is 7(SEVEN) years old. You have several dozens of videos that have yet to hit the 1k mark, and THEY'RE GOOD (they spelled in all caps is distracting wrong despite being right).

  • @brotherhoodknight7246
    @brotherhoodknight7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Can we all agree that Mittens background music is the Frank Horrigan of background music?

    • @tashunagray7720
      @tashunagray7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking destroyed or a raspy voiced antagonist with a God complex

    • @pepisconsoomer2846
      @pepisconsoomer2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @darylgifford460
      @darylgifford460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lucius Fawkes You fight him at the end of fallout 2 he is a 12 foot tall cybernetic super mutant with enclave power grafted to his skin.

  • @F0rtuneLT
    @F0rtuneLT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:32
    "and again during the escape *discord noise* "

    • @RobinLikeABoss
      @RobinLikeABoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally checked if I had discord open at that moment lol

  • @bigdioikjimmie
    @bigdioikjimmie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to your videos while I work helps keep me from hanging myself from the pure boredom that is work

  • @beaverluciusroivas
    @beaverluciusroivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Somebody did notice you kill Sticky, so here's Sticky's revenge challenge: Can you beat Fallout 3 while keeping Sticky alive as a companion throughout? (I have a feeling proposing this challenge could land me in hot water with Paul. Sorry Paul.)

  • @PresidentAutumn
    @PresidentAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Since the game was in German you should do “Can you beat Wolfenstein: The New Order, with only knifes”

  • @thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912
    @thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Can you beat The Elder Scrolls 6 for the first time in German and explain what the hell is going on?"

    • @eclipse5699
      @eclipse5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hans get ze translator

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you beat Elder Scrolls 6 and GTA 6 at the same time?

    • @Tuberkulos2
      @Tuberkulos2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eclipse5699 Hanz get ze „Übersetzer“

    • @awesomebearaudiobooks
      @awesomebearaudiobooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I did something similar: I beat Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2 in German. It was harder to do than in French but possible.

  • @durango5281
    @durango5281 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    RIP mitten squad you had the best commentary

  • @abepolk8168
    @abepolk8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mitten Squad: Plays the game in German
    Me who is a german: Lacht auf Deutsch!

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    My man, please use FRAPS as a back up for recording.

    • @actualmuky
      @actualmuky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought OBS was good too, no?

    • @user-ws2yz5cq6q
      @user-ws2yz5cq6q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @softtracc
      @softtracc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@actualmuky OBS does funny things. sometimes it doesnt record audio and sometimes it has shit framerate

    • @rautamiekka
      @rautamiekka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      FRAPS uses an ancient format that's hardly comparable with x264 MP4.

    • @vaehlinYT
      @vaehlinYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never thought I'd see Proto in the wild.

  • @reyniknamyrion3557
    @reyniknamyrion3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Alex Dargon ended his life where his mother spent her's - on a pole." *Daaaaamn.*

  • @LG-kz3bo
    @LG-kz3bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It breaks my heart to have such an iconic pistol, as well as one of my favorite firearm designs in one of my favorite games of all time.. and it's literally the most underwhelming gun in the game. They're wrong for that

  • @Inkaststudios
    @Inkaststudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    You know there’s a unique Chinese pistol in the game right 😂

    • @plumbherhub1664
      @plumbherhub1664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea it sets enemies on fire right

    • @Useless22
      @Useless22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Cool except the challenge is the regular Chinese pistol and if he used that one it would be cheating.

    • @gamingtime2104
      @gamingtime2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Useless22 Hasn't he used legendary versions of weapons before for these challenges?

    • @redacted9755
      @redacted9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Useless22 actual brainlet

    • @Useless22
      @Useless22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      T O
      You say that like brainlet is a word and that I’m supposed to know the definition of said made up word.

  • @CptSeighter123
    @CptSeighter123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    -Any mention of anything german
    Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!