Doing My Makeup Using Techniques I Hate! Round 3!

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  • @RobertWelsh
    @RobertWelsh  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    Hello! My brush set with Sigma is now officially back in stock! www.sigmabeauty.com/robert-welsh-favorites-brush-set.html
    Also, volume issues. Some people are saying it’s too loud in other videos and some are saying too quiet???? Also what do you watch on? Because it’s way too loud on my iPhone! What’s the general feel?

    • @ashleysilvia4154
      @ashleysilvia4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just ordered mine !!

    • @jenny-juliajokinen8272
      @jenny-juliajokinen8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think that the volume is fine in all of Your videos 😊

    • @jpaz9352
      @jpaz9352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No issues with the volume on my end

    • @RobertWelsh
      @RobertWelsh  4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thank you so so much!! 🖤🖤

    • @jinxingxuelang
      @jinxingxuelang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No issues with volume for me

  • @JamesWelsh
    @JamesWelsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5121

    Haunting

    • @MrsStinnnsfire
      @MrsStinnnsfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Please don't cyber bully my friend x

    • @WoodlandT
      @WoodlandT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Now that I’ve seen true horror, I’ve got a story for one of Robert’s Monday vids 😵

    • @paula5540
      @paula5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      James Welsh seeing his brother thumbnail :
      Don't know this person. We're not related. 😂

    • @tyrsis
      @tyrsis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      *James after seeing Roberts finished look: removes his half of the ‘friends forever’ charm from their twin crocs*
      BONJOUR KITTEN!

    • @erinmoore9681
      @erinmoore9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi James!

  • @Jamie-jf5uz
    @Jamie-jf5uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    It's the wheeze laugh when he glimpses his reflection that gets me

    • @Mikayla_Y_1998
      @Mikayla_Y_1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT I WAS CRYING😂 replayed that multiple times! It was hilarious😂!
      Time stamp : 13:30

    • @Wyljesays
      @Wyljesays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I died laughing it caught me so off guard

    • @laurajoli576
      @laurajoli576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dead! 😆That was perfect!

    • @cassiedavis2495
      @cassiedavis2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes!!! That face and laugh!! People in the next office looking at me like I am crazy because I keep laughing!! I just look back, "Yes, I'm working"

    • @annashum9105
      @annashum9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was literally in tears! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jammies1431
    @jammies1431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    "It's such a bright colo-" *W H E E Z E*

  • @SaraM-dj5kq
    @SaraM-dj5kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    This make up look just commented on my weight, called me hun, and tried to recruit me to Mary Kay.

    • @autumnakins7640
      @autumnakins7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mary Kay needs to unrecruit that lady real qwik

    • @emaly5063
      @emaly5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ffghahhagahaha

    • @afetus9226
      @afetus9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mary Kay is to accurate

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaoooo 😂

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG I literally just worked out why we call them hunbots 😂😳🤦‍♀️

  • @emo-slime-mold
    @emo-slime-mold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    Early 2000’s Paris Hilton called, she wants her look back 😂

    • @MsBigact
      @MsBigact 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I thought the same thing! Even more so like Nicole Richie with that skin tone lol

    • @naomifung1420
      @naomifung1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i knew it looked familiar ahaha

    • @robynaverys1036
      @robynaverys1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That's hot

    • @fatimakifayat9354
      @fatimakifayat9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The early 2000s were a questionable time 🤡

    • @CanaAlyce
      @CanaAlyce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @amii1105
    @amii1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    The thumbnail has me wheezing 😂❤

    • @BrightiiS
      @BrightiiS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SAME SAME !

    • @rubymyluv1
      @rubymyluv1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That thumbnail is a hoot! 🤣

    • @chn4051
      @chn4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, same... Had to click 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicolekerbsen
      @nicolekerbsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me effing too!!!

    • @blackroseriley
      @blackroseriley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lovelather9012
    @lovelather9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    Of course my husband walks in and says “I don’t think you should be taking makeup advice from someone who looks like that” 😂😂 Don’t worry, I set him straight real quick 😝

  • @LuciaScurei
    @LuciaScurei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    The way he giggles every time he catches a glimpse of himself 😂😂😂

    • @PHYSHY47
      @PHYSHY47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucia Scurei I actually love that lol
      I can’t help but laugh
      He’s amazing ♥️

    • @tshegofatsolechaba2739
      @tshegofatsolechaba2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like he can't believe it🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sarambessa
      @Sarambessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watched it on replay 10 times! Laugh like it was the first time! 😂🤣

    • @LuciaScurei
      @LuciaScurei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PHYSHY47 I love it too, he is so cute with it and he is so funny in an innocent way, like he doesn't even seem to know how funny he is ❤️

    • @LuciaScurei
      @LuciaScurei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sarambessa me too, I watched it 6 times already 😂

  • @ridhigandhi7508
    @ridhigandhi7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    "I don't own this color I refuse to own this color"
    I need a book filled with Robert's quotes
    Also that laughter when he saw himself with the lipstick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pancate3201
      @pancate3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @mariaotto6732
      @mariaotto6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His giggles everytime he saw his own face had me dying lol

    • @Atykifobia
      @Atykifobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As soon as I heard him say that I knew. I knew what colour he was talking about. :D

    • @MajdiiCoCo
      @MajdiiCoCo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES, we need a book!

    • @MyInstrospective_Perspective
      @MyInstrospective_Perspective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know!!! He does need to make a book of quotes!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathrynrae1808
    @kathrynrae1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Education level: 10 out of 10.
    Entertainment level: 11 out of 10.

  • @naurcho
    @naurcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "This is the finished look. Complimentary colours. EIGHT eyelashes." lmfaooooo

  • @emilyxoxo9608
    @emilyxoxo9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4101

    The finished look looks like a woman who is 50 but thinks she’s 17 and wears a leopard print tank top with a neon bra halfway out her top

    • @_pandorable
      @_pandorable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      omg that is spot on lmao

    • @ninaasf-ck
      @ninaasf-ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      In New Jersey

    • @deejay7263
      @deejay7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Why is this so accurate 😂😂

    • @angeldance08
      @angeldance08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Don’t forget her cigarettes 😂😂...

    • @pinkimietz3243
      @pinkimietz3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Don't read me like this! 😔 You're right though. I do.

  • @Charuchii
    @Charuchii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    FINALLY someone calling out how ugly that color is for lipstick

    • @KyleJohnson-ms1mu
      @KyleJohnson-ms1mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      It is horrendous HOWEVER. I’ve seen some people with darker skin wear it and it actually looks very very nice.

    • @ReginaFries
      @ReginaFries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      With liner maybe it'll work

    • @yachishairclips2250
      @yachishairclips2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      If you aspire to be nikki minaj.. That lip color is a must

    • @sydneyschoening1404
      @sydneyschoening1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Some people can sorta work it but they still look 10x better in something else

    • @izabelabanach
      @izabelabanach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let people enjoy things

  • @SarahLouG
    @SarahLouG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “I don’t mean to disrespect this Pat McGarth brush like this” 😂😂

  • @moonbeamstarshine2780
    @moonbeamstarshine2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "I'm about to disrespect this Pat McGrath brush" 😱🤣

  • @celesteadams4833
    @celesteadams4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The highlighting base reminds me of the Rawbeautykristi thumbnail where she follows a Huda tutorial. You need to watch that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marleyhill34
      @marleyhill34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That video with Kristi was hilarious. Needs to go in the TH-cam makeup hall of fame.

    • @DiosaNY09
      @DiosaNY09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was golden!!! Hahahaha

    • @kathyanderson9775
      @kathyanderson9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the SAME THING!! 😂😂😂

  • @smalltowngirl8571
    @smalltowngirl8571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Robert: “I despise despise DESPISE this color.”
    Sounds exactly like...
    The Grinch: “hate hate hate...double hate...hate hate...LOATHE ENTIRELY!”

  • @jownie101
    @jownie101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    I can’t stop laughing at Robert modeling the finished look 😂

    • @lovebug8969
      @lovebug8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died!

    • @jenntorres1469
      @jenntorres1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to screenshot some of his poses! I love it!

    • @regitasamanta
      @regitasamanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All of those awkward pose in the end, i just can’t 🤣🤣🤣

    • @valentinacilibeanu3366
      @valentinacilibeanu3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw you coment , and I waited to see what you were talking about. And , yes, i laught so hard. I never laught so hard wathing youtube.

    • @lisaluft520
      @lisaluft520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed through most of it, but died at the end.

  • @raeganwright2201
    @raeganwright2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    HIS LAUGH WHEN HE LOOKS AT HIMSELF WITH THE LIPSTICK ON HAHAHA IM CACKLIN

  • @kimdoran1998
    @kimdoran1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    When Robert's evil giggle comes out you know everything is gonna go to shit real quick 🤣❤️

  • @sammibooger4784
    @sammibooger4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Oh boy. This is the look I see on every British makeover show “before” look ever 😂😂😂

    • @PHYSHY47
      @PHYSHY47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sammi Booger marry or snog 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nournoor8138
      @nournoor8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know 😂 and the lady from how clean is your house lol

    • @gabrielladiaz6933
      @gabrielladiaz6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EMERALD ROSE omg yes that’s the first thing that came to mind

    • @stephaniemorales4306
      @stephaniemorales4306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like that 100% hotter show lol

  • @jennajones4334
    @jennajones4334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    *My therapist:* SHINY ROBERT CANNOT HURT YOU, HES NOT REAL!!
    *shiny Robert:* ✨👁️👄👁️✨

  • @Jinkun2702
    @Jinkun2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    This is literally the "Jersey Shore" makeup look. HAHAHA

    • @Wontcatchme2
      @Wontcatchme2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I knew I recognized it

    • @bri8475
      @bri8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on description LMAO

  • @pandacitis7763
    @pandacitis7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    OMG when Robert started laughing after applying the lip color, I was ugly crying from laughter 🤣

    • @FrancescaReviews
      @FrancescaReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TANIA_1986
      @TANIA_1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still laugh just by remembering it! 😂😂😂

  • @venomthedoll
    @venomthedoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    alternative title: “turning myself into snookie”

    • @laurenn7511
      @laurenn7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @zebestekiki
      @zebestekiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, yes yes yes yes yAAAAAAAS

    • @ginamarie060708
      @ginamarie060708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😂🤣💀

    • @reethe_potato
      @reethe_potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment here😂💔

    • @lu1436
      @lu1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turning myself into a younique sales person

  • @cami.alcazar
    @cami.alcazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This is basically Judy D's makeup everytime she goes to a worst rated makeup artist 😂😂

    • @aleramgut
      @aleramgut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeeees I was thinking the same 😂

    • @AmandaNavarro
      @AmandaNavarro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AHH OMG YES. What really sealed the deal for me was the liquid eyeliner under the waterline 😭😭😭 It would've been even crazier if he did the eyeliner inside of the waterline, I noticed they've been getting real comfortable doing that to Judy lately 🤧

    • @robisar01
      @robisar01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my I thought you were talking about Judy Dench for a minute and I was SO confused...😂

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a wonder that Judy D’s skin complexion still looks good, considering what all of the worst reviewed make up artist have done to her face. Especially since 2019 and 2020 has practically been known for her as the years of the worst reviewed make up!!

    • @nerdarellaqueen7136
      @nerdarellaqueen7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so glad someone said this, i thought the exact same thing

  • @marymouabeauty1307
    @marymouabeauty1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Loll “I want my lashes to look like if the wind blew them they would crack.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hayleyrum4274
    @hayleyrum4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That WHEEZE when he put on that lipstick SENT ME 😂😂😂

  • @jessday4712
    @jessday4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    I can smell the overly applied intensely candied floral smelling perfume that always accompanies this look 😂😂

    • @temitopeoluwa8214
      @temitopeoluwa8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SHADE!!!!

    • @kivzzzz
      @kivzzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And re-applied after every cigarette.

    • @lala_bee
      @lala_bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Any Juicy Couture or Prada candy perfume?

    • @Parcha64
      @Parcha64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I once received a Paris Hilton perfume as a girl that smelled exactly like this entire lifestyle. Like the hints of cigarette smoke and old lipstick smell included. I'm honestly pretty impressed at the achievement.

    • @batmanrobin2011
      @batmanrobin2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the 2007 bump it hair 🤮

  • @meaganfloyd8161
    @meaganfloyd8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Robert: “I despise that baby pastel pink that doesn’t know if it’s pink or grey”
    I felt this in my soul 😂

    • @peepeepooopooo7889
      @peepeepooopooo7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I despise that baby -pastel- -pink- -that- -doesn't- -know -if- -it's -pink- -or- -grey-

    • @fallen3733
      @fallen3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol that's one of my fave colours! Not for makeup tho, it doesn't go with my skin tone

    • @ZaamNoodle
      @ZaamNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally! I can't describe how much I hate that lipstick colour lol

    • @black-morticia8741
      @black-morticia8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finally someone put it into words why I don't like that color. It always looked chalky to me on any skin tone. It's just a weird color for lips...

    • @meaganfloyd8161
      @meaganfloyd8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallen really? What do you like to use it for?

  • @tschuulie
    @tschuulie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Robert's chuckle when he does something he absolutely hates is just the most charming thing!

  • @YoungCassHopper
    @YoungCassHopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I’m doing a “classic” smokey eye for you today (insert the most devious snicker I’ve ever heard in my LIFE here)

  • @lieselottex
    @lieselottex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The end result is what every single person on "snog marry or avoid" looks like

  • @juliabazanska
    @juliabazanska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "It's such a bright co-" *wheezes hysterically*
    You and me, m8. You and me.

  • @chloesismey731
    @chloesismey731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The -"here's a list of faces you shouldn't pull when applying blusher"- had me dead😂

  • @sophie_mahoney
    @sophie_mahoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Robert: I hate baby pink lipstick
    *2011 Jenna Marbles is typing...*

    • @jennyshen5176
      @jennyshen5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail XD

    • @enterme
      @enterme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At the end of the video, I was like, "He looks like Jenna Marbles omg." lol

    • @itsjess2859
      @itsjess2859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jenna
      Marbles and
      Only
      Jenna marbles could pull it off 🤣

    • @pix1324
      @pix1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lord i miss that woman

    • @MackieLars
      @MackieLars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my first instinct was to ask out loud "Jenna??"
      i miss her

  • @Whatareevenbirds
    @Whatareevenbirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    my fave parts in this vid:
    "because it looks *steoupid* "
    " * looks at lips * *Wheeze* "
    "mayscyara"
    *that modeling montage*
    add more if you want 👀

    • @deanderthal
      @deanderthal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The quivering lips as he tries to hold them up in a 'overdone filler' smile for a second

    • @Ttashaaaaa
      @Ttashaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Q-tiup

    • @Reecex3
      @Reecex3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😬 when he pulls this face

    • @schnittarts480
      @schnittarts480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "looking good so fwar"

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “I can’t kissy face this way, the same way I kissy face that way”

  • @sarahriddle499
    @sarahriddle499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    In the montage at the end I can’t decide whether Robert was going for the “traumatising” or “traumatised” look

  • @kaitnesbitt1129
    @kaitnesbitt1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Robert laughing while putting on the lipstick, then seeing himself and busting out laughing, is my life.

  • @billyt8868
    @billyt8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “i don’t have this color so i’m just going to make it.” hellllla flex.

  • @sunshine.c
    @sunshine.c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    This looks like something a 90s popstar would wear. Only thing missing is frosted white shadow

  • @celesteadams4833
    @celesteadams4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is hands down one of my favourite vids... Especially the mock shoot at the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @misssoraya6377
    @misssoraya6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Everyone I know who wears that lip color also has a terrible, leathery, tanning bed tan and box dyed blonde hair with box dyed black streaks.

  • @WendyM7307
    @WendyM7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Lmao I couldn't stop laughing. Total late 80s early 90's vibe with that look. I knew a girl who wore that same lip color everyday but it was FROSTED. Lol

  • @bubby3007
    @bubby3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "It's such a brigh*WHEEZES* cut "It's such a bright color!"
    OMG I DIED

    • @Wikkeet
      @Wikkeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just about to write this comment!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @lilacyuu
      @lilacyuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samee 😂😂

    • @myrielt
      @myrielt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just saw it after reading your comment and it was still so funny 💀

  • @yea-verily
    @yea-verily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "You don't walk around with your eyebrows up like thi-- well, some people do."
    I just lost my mind laughing. 🤣

  • @TheShannon9696
    @TheShannon9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The summary at the end 😭😭
    “A complimentary lip colour, 8 eyelashes..”

    • @helene8706
      @helene8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly I love that lip color...but I know it doesn't look good on everyone (I'm not sure it'd look good on me either, I'm so pale)

    • @morganbaldwinmiller
      @morganbaldwinmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @AdamGallonSmart
    @AdamGallonSmart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Robert, do you know how effortlessly funny you are? I've been watching this with tears streaming down my face. I think it's the sarcastic tone in your voice. Please never change! You're a superstar x

  • @Ehmb2547
    @Ehmb2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I replayed the gasping laugh at 13:35 at least 15 times in a row. I love it.

  • @cvanicky90
    @cvanicky90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That end "pose montage " had me dyyyiiinnnggg laughing LMAO. Robert absolutely cracks me up but also educates along the way. Thank you so so much! 🤡👄

  • @tattoedpassport
    @tattoedpassport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love when you’re discussing something and in the middle of it you speak a random thought.
    “So now we’re going to smudge- oh my god wtf is that on my shirt I just bought this... so now we’re going to smudge...”

    • @RobertWelsh
      @RobertWelsh  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂🖤🖤

    • @Nah-ah
      @Nah-ah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha yes! Or when he pauses to attempt to pronounce a word and butchers it! Those always have me reeling in laughter... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanielleNicoleMakeup
    @DanielleNicoleMakeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love this video. Robert's so modestly funny. "I can't kissy face that way as well as I can kissy face this way" haha dying. Anyone else getting Magdela? vibes from There's something about Mary? Lol

  • @c.v.3025
    @c.v.3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Y’all- when he saw the lip color and WHEEZED 😂

    • @ACandRS
      @ACandRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It made me wheeze too! 😂

    • @meaganfloyd8161
      @meaganfloyd8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jspearson9267
      @jspearson9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally about pissed myself!

    • @shelbybrackett4311
      @shelbybrackett4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The wheezey laugh gets me every time! 😂😂😂

    • @nicolebaladad7636
      @nicolebaladad7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I literally cracked up

  • @hayleyrum4274
    @hayleyrum4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I love you, Robert, but that thumbnail is scarier than any of the ghost stories you've read 😂

  • @BlindBabeBeth
    @BlindBabeBeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Note to self: don't drink anything whilst watching Robert's videos. Unexpected hilariousness may cause sudden choking.

    • @latinabeeotch417
      @latinabeeotch417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also don’t recommend eating either, damn near inhaled mashed potato watching his Monday video this week lmao 😂

    • @gabrieladaneshka5767
      @gabrieladaneshka5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know exactly how you feel, sister! :D :D

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even the thumbnail of the video made me laugh. Robert looks like he's in so much pain wearing the lipstick with that strained smile 😂

  • @LAMcreation
    @LAMcreation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “It’s such a bright col- *wheezing laughter ensues*”
    That part had me DONE 😂😂😂

  • @taral.7128
    @taral.7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The way Robert is constructive and nice when he explains why he dislikes a technique but low key laughs at how ridiculous he looks after that 😂💀

  • @jhinx9384
    @jhinx9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's such a bright co- WHEEZE
    Now this. This is my aesthetic.

  • @admiralaralani9878
    @admiralaralani9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Therapist: highlighter as foundation Robert doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Highlighter as foundation Robert:

  • @cassykent1964
    @cassykent1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve just watched this series in one go and watching you start off with “I actually want my makeup to look good” to this is just so perfect

  • @fluffyblog
    @fluffyblog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I was actually howling so much when you did the little posing sequence at the end that I startled my dogs into a barking fit. Thanks for that 🤣

    • @billyt8868
      @billyt8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that part is iconic. incredible.

    • @bekkicairns9669
      @bekkicairns9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cried with laughter!! It was amazing 👏

    • @olympiabee
      @olympiabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I keep coming back for that part! 😂😂😂

  • @andrewpotter8651
    @andrewpotter8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Alternate title: “Geordie Shore Makeup Tutorial”

  • @lyezo9492
    @lyezo9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Literally Nobody:
    Robert the moment he saw how ridiculous that pink colour looks on him: 13:35

    • @laceygrey7703
      @laceygrey7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard!! 😂😂

    • @amaltaher2717
      @amaltaher2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sounded like a tea kettle!

    • @albaenriquezmakeup
      @albaenriquezmakeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      never laughed so hard in my life 😂

  • @JiaPia3
    @JiaPia3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One thing I really enjoy about this channel is the videos are not excessively long. He does have some longer videos, but I love that he has 10 to 15 minute videos for people with attention spans like me. I am so happy I subscribed! His content is definitely binge worthy.

  • @glitterkitty1979
    @glitterkitty1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That montage at the end was the most perfect thing I've ever seen! Absolute comedy gold! Xxx

  • @pixiecreamfull1
    @pixiecreamfull1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “I’m a Manchester girl don’t hate meee”

    • @frin.-
      @frin.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOO

  • @paperigangsta
    @paperigangsta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    this is just how everyone was walking around in 2009

    • @TaliaBSJ
      @TaliaBSJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was thinking more like 1999... just after we all stopped using black eyeliner for lipliner and concealer as lipstick! 😂

    • @littlemy1773
      @littlemy1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Talia SC with Sperm shaped eyebrows, white eyeshadow and rimmel heather shimmer lipstick that makes your teeth look yellow. Does anyone else remember hair mascara as well? 🤣

    • @elizabethmajor1820
      @elizabethmajor1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup to the hair mascara and the excessive amount of sparkles!

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, 1999. We sucked then lol.

    • @TaliaBSJ
      @TaliaBSJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mandy Reekie omg the hair mascara.
      Because flaky ass pink shit was SoOoOo CoOl! 😂

  • @foolsgold632
    @foolsgold632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When I feel sad, I watch the end of this video when Robert poses and it makes me laugh and feel better 😂

  • @LivWis
    @LivWis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Mr Welsh, Sir, our radars are detecting alarming levels of SASSY.

  • @msdgdublin
    @msdgdublin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    It's 1am and I'm literally in bed trying not to wake everyone up while hysterically laughing...those beauty shots at the end killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bernadettevannus
      @bernadettevannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That awkward end reel was everything!

    • @mortem4573
      @mortem4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally lost it at that montage! 😭

    • @sutpecna
      @sutpecna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His face at the end reminds me of that little girl with messy makeup all over her face in the back seat of the car while she looks really sad lmao

    • @rhiannawagster9516
      @rhiannawagster9516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm watching this at work, BAD IDEA. I'm DYING hahaha

  • @jgzaz
    @jgzaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I've clumped my mascara together to where I can count my lashes. There's eight of them."

  • @taratryon8590
    @taratryon8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This could have been just a spoof, but you’re SO GOOD that I STILL learned. Thank you for being your amazing self (and for reminding me of my 80s Biology teacher)!

  • @nozzywozzy
    @nozzywozzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I have a friend who does her makeup like your thumbnail so I busted out laughing when I saw it. 😆 (Sorry if I sound like a jerk.)

    • @RobertWelsh
      @RobertWelsh  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think we’ve all known someone who does this 😂

  • @x.Aura.x
    @x.Aura.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the Cristine style narcissistic montage at the end though deserves a chef's kiss

  • @StephPans
    @StephPans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    A moment of silence for Judy D and all the times she's been assaulted with liquid liner in/on/around her eyes 😂😂

  • @SA-hi5sc
    @SA-hi5sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I've got a nice crunchy undereye liner"
    LMFAOOOOOO

  • @niamh9485
    @niamh9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Finished look made me think of Snog,Marry, Avoid show hahahaha

    • @TyraUK
      @TyraUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god yes! All he needed was an orange fake tan and horrible hair extensions 😂😂😂

    • @patriciadioknoia8822
      @patriciadioknoia8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally the 1st thing I thought when I clicked the video 🤣

    • @Joannime
      @Joannime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That show is pure undistilled British culture lmaooo

    • @astridquarry1248
      @astridquarry1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So accurate!

  • @thedigitalautist
    @thedigitalautist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I adore the little laugh that he can't help but let slip out every time he sees himself in the mirror or monitor.

  • @Simina-pi5te
    @Simina-pi5te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The liquid eyeliner on the under eye is the middle aged women s favorite look who is an Avon recruiter and asks young girls to sell products then gives them a shrimp of the profit 💀💀💀

    • @PM.0000
      @PM.0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aka every make up mlm ever

    • @KellyLenior
      @KellyLenior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yesss! When the hair is dyed henna-red, the eyeliner changes colour to cobalt blue too. Miracle.

    • @industrialover
      @industrialover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've NEVER seen this and I'm 41

    • @littlemy1773
      @littlemy1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simina 2911 I hope not, Cos my Avon lady is a 70 year old man 🤣

  • @StephanyTheGoAT
    @StephanyTheGoAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I personally want to thank you on behalf of my family 😂❤️ I'm no longer looking crazy from trying 'trends' and can appreciate your tips and videos no matter how much I re-watch them!?

  • @lonelycracker3334
    @lonelycracker3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Complementary lip color, EIGHT eyelashes" omg it's late at night and I'm wheezing in bed like an idiot 😂

  • @xJustJadie
    @xJustJadie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Robert: let’s put liquid eyeliner under the eyes
    me: *moans in pain*
    Robert: lets “fix” it with a white eyeliner
    me: *moans in pain louder*

  • @1000culturemadison
    @1000culturemadison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can you do a video one side of your face is the “do’s” and the other side the “dont’s” of make up? Pleaaaaase

  • @kfay302
    @kfay302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg... The posing at the end!! Hilarious and made me laugh. Thanks, Robert! You're still beautiful even in this makeup! Love ur channel.

  • @ashanti7068
    @ashanti7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The lipstick is giving me barbie on crack vibes but surprisingly Robert can pull it off😅😅

    • @jannat4888
      @jannat4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ✨Barbie on crack✨

    • @ashanti7068
      @ashanti7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jannat Xx 😭😭

    • @degenerate2281
      @degenerate2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would not agree on that last thought. I don't think anyway can pull that shade off 👁👄👁

    • @hotpinkcrayolas
      @hotpinkcrayolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My 2016 self feels well called out by that lippy 😂 x

    • @jasminricesosweet2888
      @jasminricesosweet2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I died lmao 😂😂 barbie on crack #barbieoncrack lmao 😂

  • @christamarie3512
    @christamarie3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh I’m dying! That pink lipstick is EVERYTHING! 😂 that’s me when I was 7 playing in my moms blue eye shadows and pink lipsticks in 1988

  • @sarahriddle499
    @sarahriddle499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Coming up next Monday: my ghost story, starring this video’s thumbnail

  • @deedee4589
    @deedee4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is literally the makeup my old supervisor used to wear and it actually pained me to my core 😭
    You look iconic tho

  • @Lizzypoohxo
    @Lizzypoohxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    15:05-15:20 is my favorite thing I've seen all year! Thank you for that extravagance Robert!

    • @yea-verily
      @yea-verily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I keep replaying it, I can't stop 🤣

    • @MrsStinnnsfire
      @MrsStinnnsfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paris Hilton is quaking

    • @jenna_stone11
      @jenna_stone11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came to comment this omg 😂

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its awesome! I am sure glad i got to experience that!

  • @diasdailytarott
    @diasdailytarott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I died laughing when he started posing at the end 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DionLuvsMakeup
      @DionLuvsMakeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, too! I was watching on my TV and got on YT on my phone just so I could comment about it 🤣

  • @laurenel6681
    @laurenel6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    His giggle make the world better, and his American accented “mascara” was spot on. Lol ...love this guy but I seriously felt so betrayed when I found out that he had a twin that also made videos😂 I thought sometime he just was a little off...And that the scar was just a step razored in.. but 90% of that I thought was Robert was Robert.

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that's a real scar u can see it go across his nose n he calls it a scar as well

    • @laurenel6681
      @laurenel6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Megan Grant I know it’s a scar now, I was saying I was mistaken at first and thought it was razored.

    • @lblaze1283
      @lblaze1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I 100% thought this too for a couple weeks. How funny! Love them both!

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I been watching them couple of months not knowing they twins

  • @karatitus21
    @karatitus21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely lost my shit at your little shots at the end showcasing your makeup omg I’m dying. I am new to your channel but learning so much and I absolutely LOVE you!!!!! Learning and laughing!!!

  • @mpolikimogotsi1053
    @mpolikimogotsi1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Robert is so messy 😂🥴 “we all know someone who does this as they everyday look...”

    • @Totallyunfabulous
      @Totallyunfabulous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So messy it gives me life 😂

    • @Smittenhamster
      @Smittenhamster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's funny cause it's true. I immediately had someone in my mind.

  • @lorenarogers6274
    @lorenarogers6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Flash backs to Judy D and every single “MUA” that puts liquid eyeliner on her bottom lash line

    • @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
      @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is Judy D? Thankfully I've never seen anyone do that with liquid liner.

    • @DionLuvsMakeup
      @DionLuvsMakeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never even knew people did that 😯

    • @Okruuuch
      @Okruuuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens this TH-camr who goes to the worst rated makeup artists

    • @lorenarogers6274
      @lorenarogers6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is a TH-camd who goes to the wrist reviewed makeup artists. Robert did a reaction video to her a while back

    • @cristymermaid
      @cristymermaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet she saw this and flashbacks rushed back

  • @ellediane4972
    @ellediane4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The poses at the end!! My eyes are watering so much, from laughing!!
    The sad truth...Robert, on his worst day, still looks more pulled together than me, on my best. Lol

  • @tyburkett0514
    @tyburkett0514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    😂😂😂 this was entertaining. Especially when he said "we all know someone with this lip color" I immediately thought of my coworker

  • @daniellegentry9958
    @daniellegentry9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lmfao omg Robert I almost peed myself...especially the montage at the end 😂

  • @italianmommaotts3185
    @italianmommaotts3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I laughed so hard when u put on that horrible pink lipstick. Then the posing sent me into a full blown attack. Lol❤

  • @shade989
    @shade989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Omg. Lmfao. I never thought I will see Robert in that color lipstick ever LOL.