You know why this is great? Because he is actually an excellent presenter. Despite the potato camera, he almost never says "um". Oh and the little spots of humor we've become accustomed to.
112233jjooee I _believe_ the penile slang is spelt "nob." I can't say I've ever heard of a "knob of butter," so I imagine it hasn't escaped the United Kingdom.
James May you are the greatest man alive. Your television show with millions of viewers gets canceled, so start a youtube channel and joke about your unemployment. And even cooking you manage to be entertaining
andrews2547 well he sold all his bikes so he wont have much to maintain lol... the cooking videos are still more interesting than anything on the food network
Well done, May. Looks fantastic! I think you've found a new hobby for yourself. From car guy to chef in a matter of weeks! Keep doing what makes you happy. In any case, it's nice to see you back....even if it is just on TH-cam.
Please continue James, you're the only TV cook who doesn't patronise...or keep a miraculously spotless kitchen. Plus the cussing, it adds a slight dusting of reality :)
Somebody get a crowd fundraiser started to buy James proper filming and editing equipment and software. This could be a potential thing for James to once again enrich our everyday lives with his lovable instructions :3
That is actually a witty comment there, I'll admit that's a good observation. However I have my doubt that Richard Hammond wouldn't be able to be the cameraman, since he'd probably argue with James halfway through. I do like the joke though, ever considered being a comedian? (I mean that in a sincere way, not fatuously.)
"All the usual cooking shit"
😂
TheGameChainJS I would love to hear Ramsay say this one day
***** I already know. He would say ; "fuck"
He would say fuck a lot.
TheGameChainJS When does he say that?
around 0:46, said it in the pie one as well
TheGameChainJS It's so strange to hear him swear... :/
"These came from Richards wife Mindy" 😂
He caught it awfully quickly...
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You know why this is great? Because he is actually an excellent presenter. Despite the potato camera, he almost never says "um". Oh and the little spots of humor we've become accustomed to.
We need to invent a Mayesian system of measurements where all measurements are defined relative to "a knob of butter."
Fuck the metric system
***** Time for the Maytric system.
TOASTEngineer And also "Fairly normal sized hands"
TOASTEngineer Isn't a knob a penis?
112233jjooee I _believe_ the penile slang is spelt "nob."
I can't say I've ever heard of a "knob of butter," so I imagine it hasn't escaped the United Kingdom.
"The trick is go slowly"
A true captain slow advise
eliel moraes Very true. I'm also amazed he found his way around the bowl with the fork without getting lost.
'Cocking Nora'.
I'm watching you.
More interesting than the new Top Gear.
Anything is, even drying paint.
this guy could be staring at a wall for an hour and he would still be entertaining.
*stirs eggs*
"can you see it? It's sort of... eggy"
:'D
*British Leyland Reference?*
***** "these eggs came from richard hammonds wife mindy ....i mean they came from chickens mindy hammond keeps ...not u know...XD "
You can take the man out of presenting, but you can't take presenting out of the man.
I went on the internet, and I found this
Why watch Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, when i can watch this without the weird ingredients
I've started to think that James May can be entertaining no matter what he does. I'd even watch him clean mushrooms for an hour.
James May you are the greatest man alive. Your television show with millions of viewers gets canceled, so start a youtube channel and joke about your unemployment. And even cooking you manage to be entertaining
He is a god to me! He is absolutely brillant!!
James have u got your 100,000 youtube play button
That will take forever to get to him
TH-camrs like KSI got his 1 million when he was at like 6 mill
It's 1,000,000
Mariathesubscriber you get play buttons for 100k and 500k too
Hector Williams it's only 100k and 1m
I knew Hammond was short, but having a chicken for a wife seems a bit too much X)
I love how he casually just starts making cooking videos after he quit top gear hahaha :) love you James!!!
To this day, this is the Carbonara recipe I still use 😂
How do I boil the water? Please explain, I've lit the Tea towel ablaze.
Traff Icit Tea towel is out. I used the eggs, the charred remains are now just bonus flavor. Now back to boiling water. How?
Traff Icit What was your tea towel of the day?
Traff Icit
Set the house on fire, the water should start boiling after about 10 minutes. Hope that helps!
Traff Icit Hello Clarkson.
alxuria It was a white one that read in red "Y'all need jesus"
2 and a half egg yolks mixed up.
"It sort of, eggy".
Absolute gold Mr May
This should be an actual show.
Bike maintenance next please.
andrews2547 yes
andrews2547 well he sold all his bikes so he wont have much to maintain lol... the cooking videos are still more interesting than anything on the food network
Hopefully haha
Did he say "left-wing cooking salt"? LOLOL. We love you, James!
I love his measurement system so much. (A knob of cheese is the same as a knob of butter and vice versa)
Loving your Yoshimura T-Shirt James! Who says you don't have a fashion sense?
All we need now is Clarkson and Hammond on TH-cam and we have the whole set. Who would even need Top Gear!
oh my.. imagine if clarkson made a youtube channel about construction
albboy96 "wheres my hammers?" lol
You are a legend Mr May! Please keep these coming! Just brightens up my day!
I would literally watch anything you put up on this channel James. Immeasurably entertaining.
Oh common! Can't BBC just give Clarkson some humiliating punishment on air and get on with it!
Joni Larsen-Haikarainen I agree. Although this is.. this is ..watchable.. Kind of.
As an Italian I can say that surprisingly seems good. Well done May! And hearing you talk in Italian in a pleasure :)
you know, hes great. Been handling everything perfectly. Giving fans some tidbits, all in good fun, not hiding not going radio silent. Great guy.
YES YES YES YES James these are perfection just make the videos you want and we will happily watch!!
That Mindy joke killed me. :D
Well done, May. Looks fantastic! I think you've found a new hobby for yourself. From car guy to chef in a matter of weeks! Keep doing what makes you happy. In any case, it's nice to see you back....even if it is just on TH-cam.
Please continue James, you're the only TV cook who doesn't patronise...or keep a miraculously spotless kitchen.
Plus the cussing, it adds a slight dusting of reality :)
The camera quality makes the videos even better in my opinion :D
agree!!
Love the channel and your work James!
Thank you soo much :)
Please keep making these videos. They are amazing.
Better than the Food Network!
If James had a show just talking about tea towels. 10/10 will watch.
Somebody get a crowd fundraiser started to buy James proper filming and editing equipment and software. This could be a potential thing for James to once again enrich our everyday lives with his lovable instructions :3
Inspired me to make Carbonara, and it was good. Thanks for teaching me a new recipe!
Another flawless video from Captain Slow himself! Keep up the good job! :)
his kitchen is exactly what i would expect from james may. simple, and it only has what he needs, nothing more.
"I dunno, a pavlova or something, who gives a toss!" LMAO!!! 😂😂
Thanks James, this is pure gold!!!
If James started his own cooking programme I would honestly watch it, especially if Jeremy and Richard came on as guests
6 years later and James has his own cooking show now lol
No, this gameboy camera suits the channel perfectly! :D
This was awesome. Looking forward for the next part!
I fucking love this
I don't even like cooking, I'm only watching this because James is hilarious!
you should get hammond and clarkson to cook a meal aswell and have a top gear style come dine with me
Is Hamster actually the cameraman and he's holding at his normal height?
That is actually a witty comment there, I'll admit that's a good observation. However I have my doubt that Richard Hammond wouldn't be able to be the cameraman, since he'd probably argue with James halfway through. I do like the joke though, ever considered being a comedian? (I mean that in a sincere way, not fatuously.)
Much respect James, for sticking with your Mates.
captain slow this is brilliant!!! all you need is a star in your reasonably priced kitchen!
"It's sort of eggy."
Thanks for the genius insight James!
It's awesome that you're doing this for your fans. I must admit, I await the model train repair video with bated breath!
OMG This channel is gold. I don't know why this channel is do exciting but it is.
I guess James is trying to prove that any TV show wouldn't work without a good TV producer, director, and cameraman.
Only James May could make something like this entertaining.
James May, you LEGEND.
Ur channel are growing so fast keep it up👍🏿
James this is the best thing ever made
I'm loving the 'today's tea towel is...' bits.
this has to be the best thing i've ever seen in my life
These are hilarious! Keep up the good work Mr May, can you show us how to build a lego house next?
Best channel on TH-cam right now!
I love how is he says; the trick is to go slowly! Captain slow you legend!!
And on that bombshell, James is the new TopChef - dramatic Clarkson pause - in the world!
acctualyy starting to love this guy :D
I actually tried to cook it you way, James. And it tasted marvelous. Thanks!
I love these James. They should put you on Food Network, or whatever the BBC equivalent is.
"All the usual cooking sh|t"
I love this channel so much
Only james would make a carbonara with spam...
left wing cooking salt
May's Life Lessons: ''Stick your hand in a bag of pasta, and you'll get a hand full''.
"it is sort of eggy" XD love u man
This is even better than Top Gear.
You make me LOL James.
Yesss moooorreee. Love it James :D
This guy is good he should have his own television program.
Thank god for a new video ! I have been eating Shepard's pie 8 days in a row now.....
Wait, why am I too excited for this? I'm way too excited for this... :D
I know we all want a camera upgrade, but it is unemployment tube after all... Loving this.
Try using two egg yolks per person eating instead of the whole eggs. Love the videos, and specially the knob of butter measurement system.
Oh man, the cliff hanger. Can't wait for part two.
Please continue uploading loving the videos
This is almost better than Top Gear.
Almost...
Its better than the new Top Gear
I'd much prefer to see him drive cars, but James May proves he can do any kind of video!
"The trick is- Go Slowly." Who would've expected this advice from James May?!
That's a good idea James. Thanks mate. I was wondering what to cook today.
I always look forward to a riveting segment of "Today's Tea-towel"
This is the most interesting boring man. Love you James, keep up the good work.
Good on you James, way to stick up for your friend. Hope it all works out for the best for you guys!!
Keep goin' may! And remember, bottoms up!
I learn more watching this video about cooking and it's history then I have did in my Home Economics Class...
So glad this wasn't a one off! Looking forward to more Mr May :D
Can't wait for Part 2! I'm afraid my pasta will be overcooked by then!
I'm amazed... thank you, James. I admire your... well, work? Perhaps... part-time thingy... it's fun at least! Greetings from Brazil.
I like the way you keep this "standard " very agreeable, nothing unnecessary