Skyrim: Top 5 Spouses You Must Marry - Greatest Wives and Husbands of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

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  • @iExistJustOneTime
    @iExistJustOneTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29188

    I'm from Germany and I always married Farkas because I adored his voice and then at a family gathering I found out he was voiced by my uncle. Started a new game.

    • @kazekage2407
      @kazekage2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

      Shady X who is his voice actors name? his voice is iconic and I wanna know if he’s in anything else

    • @iExistJustOneTime
      @iExistJustOneTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4579

      Well, in Germany it's my uncle Holger Löwenberg! Don't know about other languages though

    • @nuke1863
      @nuke1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3134

      Damn your uncle got a hell of a voice

    • @graciehilker3593
      @graciehilker3593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Lol

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

      Since your german like me:
      Sweet home Saarland

  • @tyrranide8708
    @tyrranide8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6854

    I remember marrying the Argonian who works at the mine, he has a bug that makes him run away from the players house back to the mines. Many times I've fast travelled to breeze home to see him running off in the distance. I then have to chase him and force him to go back inside.
    A healthy relationship.

    • @JaeshaunDT
      @JaeshaunDT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      lol

    • @shannonmoore9981
      @shannonmoore9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Any chance you play a dunmer character?

    • @arys1876
      @arys1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@shannonmoore9981 Good one lol

    • @Sophie-zk4hr
      @Sophie-zk4hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Right after I got married he ran away and I never saw him again. He wasn't at the house. He wasn't outside. I couldn't find him. I quit the game and restarted as an orc.

    • @tyrranide8708
      @tyrranide8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@Sophie-zk4hr he runs back to the mine that hes found out. Seems like he would rather be there than with his loving wife...

  • @lisanewcar9855
    @lisanewcar9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5894

    Become the leader of the thieves guild and marry Mjoll the Lioness. Raise the most morally confused children of all time.

    • @jesserutledge6260
      @jesserutledge6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lisa Newcar Do Dark Brotherhood and thieves guild.

    • @leougrin
      @leougrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      And that's how you get chaotic neutral children

    • @Thommy21011972
      @Thommy21011972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thats what I did 😂

    • @barretthoven
      @barretthoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It’s like Giorno Giovanna
      Half of him is from a gentleman who just wants to help, the other half is from a gay asshole vampire who has killed dogs for no reason, and his only desire is to rule everything

    • @TheMrAssassinchillz
      @TheMrAssassinchillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂yo I’m actually in that situation

  • @SuperPickle12
    @SuperPickle12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4441

    Im so sorry about Aerin, Mjoll. It was so unfortunate how he tripped down the stairs and fell onto 3 of my arrows.

    • @messageprocyber_techsonins5138
      @messageprocyber_techsonins5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😆loved that one 😁

    • @theshreddedone8322
      @theshreddedone8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It took three arrows to kill a unarmored NPC?

    • @SuperPickle12
      @SuperPickle12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@theshreddedone8322 the other two to make sure he was dead

    • @theshreddedone8322
      @theshreddedone8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@SuperPickle12 ah

    • @paulhindson2613
      @paulhindson2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he used to be an adventurer like you, until you put an arrow in his knee 🤣😂

  • @trustymccoolguy32
    @trustymccoolguy32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    I have high standards.
    "He also knows dad jokes!"
    OH NO HES MEETING ALL OF THEM

  • @joeyj6526
    @joeyj6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    "You slept with my F**cking wife!!"
    "No no, I have a minor bug with my path finding script is all, promise"

    • @Jade_West2010
      @Jade_West2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Why does that remind me of GTA

    • @sarahyongue4949
      @sarahyongue4949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Jade_West2010 I love your name, lemme just say~

    • @chloukscolor7905
      @chloukscolor7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure it’s from the Free! parody called 50% Off. A very fun watch !

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      My battleaxe have a minor bug which make heads roll on the floor.

    • @uiuelite
      @uiuelite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pbonfanti my werewolf have bug him very hungry

  • @jace_519
    @jace_519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7353

    Skyrim logic: wow I don’t wanna Marry anyone, they are all boring
    Serana: hey
    Me: oh hey can I marr-
    Serana: no

    • @Hopscotchpro11
      @Hopscotchpro11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      i just like to pretend my girl is married to her

    • @tennobytemusic1529
      @tennobytemusic1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @Logan Brawn YOU CAN TURN HER HUMAN???

    • @mmhmmthatright6900
      @mmhmmthatright6900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@tennobytemusic1529 After you run through the dawnguard quest line a dialogue option pops up that say something like "Have you ever considered finding a cure for yourself" Then she leaves for a couple days and when you find her at dawguard later she's human. If you want to become a vampire later you have to contract vampirism through fighting a vampire just fyi and idk if it can be done if you've become a werewolf.

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Serana is that one girl everyone likes
      she also makes sexual jokes

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      After what Molag Bal did to her to make her a "daughter of Coldharbor"... it's understandable why she needs another thousand years break from relationships

  • @soupbert254
    @soupbert254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    I like how you can get married, adopt children, become extremely respected and be a vampire that goes to city’s and drains peoples blood then come back home and act like nothing happened

    • @aaronmarkham4424
      @aaronmarkham4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Not even get a bounty on top of it

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      kinda reminds me of Muzan from demon slayer. He's the king of all demons (essentially vampires) but uses his shapeshifting powers to just live with his wife and daughter in a city

    • @Honor_Defend
      @Honor_Defend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Oh so like a modern politician

    • @ToushiDiablo
      @ToushiDiablo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also murder people because a desiccated corpse told me to.

    • @igorbrasilense2396
      @igorbrasilense2396 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly i always saw the evil things you can and sometimes have to do as The Last Dragonborn slowly losing his "Mortal" side, with him being a demigod and all, i mean you probably saw so many outlandish things and talked with so many literal gods that at some point the concept of "Normal" just kinda vanishes almost entirely

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    "hey brynjolf wanna go out?"
    Brynjolf: "no, lass, I've been flirting with you for the entire theif's guild quest line but I don't want to marry you"
    *Installs mod*
    "Ok how about now"

    • @Ghost-kt9et
      @Ghost-kt9et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      same i'm a sucker for that accent

    • @Zenfart
      @Zenfart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Brynjolf and Serana 😍

    • @HatsunePeeku
      @HatsunePeeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      brynjolf: sorry lad/lass I've got things to do we'll speak another time
      when is another time brynjolf that's all you ever say to me

    • @MissSchnickfitzel
      @MissSchnickfitzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      THIS

    • @Shadow_1923
      @Shadow_1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I aint gay but.......

  • @ramiromen6595
    @ramiromen6595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9570

    I would like to be able to marry Balgruf, but honestly there would be a distance issue in the relationship, considering that the Dragonborn doesn't go to the Cloud District very often

    • @tuazulyrojoeljean
      @tuazulyrojoeljean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Uh...? that sounds like something a nazzem would say!

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Fucking brilliant

    • @zetkeel6160
      @zetkeel6160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      What are you saying, of course you don't.

    • @weebofthesouth4113
      @weebofthesouth4113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Damn it Nazeem!

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *_Take it back!!_* >:c

  • @Hellooo134
    @Hellooo134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    Mjoll hates the thieves guild but shes my follower and she literally watches me steal so much and I'm literally the leader of thieves guild.

    • @Blockdit
      @Blockdit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      And become wife of Thieve Master. 😂

    • @ed_Skynight
      @ed_Skynight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Grav
      Sounds like the perfect pair in my opinion. It’s like a Commissioner married to a Mob Boss.

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The ultimate doble life

    • @michaelheath2866
      @michaelheath2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah these guys put in so much content, sometimes they didn't have time to really flesh out some of the more interesting characters. I could see several quest ideas involving her, including dealing with the whole Thieves guild thing. It's tough though because no matter how you slice it, the Thieves Guild comes back strong, and continues to ally with Maven Blackbriar if she becomes Thane, so the city government remains corrupt, and there's not much chance of her logically making peace with the guild, even if she wanted to focus on other problems.

    • @a.j1002
      @a.j1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @MrSockez
    @MrSockez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4982

    Mjoll: agressively trying to destroy the thieves guild
    me, the leader of the guild: *SWEATING PROFUSELY*

    • @slickadooie
      @slickadooie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Me every play through 🤣🤣

    • @piratepale7729
      @piratepale7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Me, marrying her anyway: lesbian fear

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not unless you turn the guild around using Thieves' Guild for Good Guys. It works pretty well and has a satisfying conclusion, too.

    • @madarauchiha6492
      @madarauchiha6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@piratepale7729 there’s always someone like you

    • @lyle60023
      @lyle60023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@madarauchiha6492 ?

  • @VanLupen
    @VanLupen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7120

    My Hagraven Wife is all I need...
    That’s sure was a Night to Remember.

    • @robertwarden6575
      @robertwarden6575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      It would have been interesting if Bethesda gave you the option keep her as your legitimate spouse

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      _Not if that night is every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )_

    • @nelsongaskell4061
      @nelsongaskell4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      47most SOON wow

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@robertwarden6575 thats what mods are for

    • @lordmiraak5083
      @lordmiraak5083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honest M'aiq how are you still alive

  • @C0TTAGEC0RE
    @C0TTAGEC0RE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6175

    Mjoll: *moves into my house after I've married her*
    Aerin: It's free real estate

    • @broderick2424
      @broderick2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      He got a werewolf mauling when he came in my manor

    • @nauticalgaming2961
      @nauticalgaming2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      broderick mcgee I sucked his blood when he came in my house

    • @hunterwpayne1
      @hunterwpayne1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@nauticalgaming2961 Oh I bet you did ;)

    • @withheldrathernotsay3324
      @withheldrathernotsay3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He’s a total freeloader... I hope there’s a mod out there that keeps him out...

    • @C0TTAGEC0RE
      @C0TTAGEC0RE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      @@withheldrathernotsay3324 yeah.. it's called murder

  • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
    @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7257

    My default marriage is Ysolda. Attracive, nice voice, drug dealer, great with kids.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

      Woah woah woah woah, something there is not like the others.

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

      @@DevilDaRebel yeah, I don't always adopt kids straight away, but when I do ylsoda is cool with it.

    • @RHYS20058
      @RHYS20058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz no it's definitely something else😂😂

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I married ysolda to

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What mod do you have to install to marry her?

  • @lycanknight7184
    @lycanknight7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    I was stalking Aerin to "take care of him" after marrying Mjoll. A dragon attacked and did it for me. Only time I've ever been happy to be suddenly engulfed in flames

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that's similar to what i was thinking, just wait around with Mjoll and Aerin in Riften until the Dawnguard vamp squad shows up (it's like once every 3 days, right?), Mjoll should survive, being a follower (and also, armored), and Aerin shouldn't

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone make a comic about this, please

    • @DavetheNord
      @DavetheNord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here, except a couple of mages ambushed the poor fellow. He fought bravely. hahaha

    • @88Fitzy88
      @88Fitzy88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I caught aerin in an unfortunate cross fire when he randomly appeared during a stormcloak/imperial fight, he got in between me and the guy i was fighting, had no choice :( ;)

    • @NightshadeScp-
      @NightshadeScp- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The dragon said "i got you fam"

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7438

    Skyrim Community: "I can't believe Aerin keeps hanging around my wife, Mjoll. I am so jealous!"
    Mjoll the Lioness: "Welcome home, darling. How were your adventures with Lydia?"

  • @ChildEater_404
    @ChildEater_404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4872

    On my wedding ceremony with Jordis, Lydia suddenly stood up,drawn her sword and kept that position until the end... She almost gave me a heart attack

    • @belfasterd
      @belfasterd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Lmao I'm dead!

    • @ericamborsky3230
      @ericamborsky3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      The memes have given her sentience.

    • @prakashrawat8734
      @prakashrawat8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      She had sworn to carry your burden 😂

    • @maiak.3588
      @maiak.3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I married Lydia. Then accidentally killed her while we were clearing a cavern. The one with the people summoning the wolf goddess.

    • @waswolltihr1526
      @waswolltihr1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I had a bug where my spouse actually stood up during the ceremony and walked out on me with my controls still being locked and the priest still talking.... Talking about an awkward situation....o_O

  • @oneparticularlysmartape
    @oneparticularlysmartape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    1st bride option: Powerful, renowned adventurer and posible companion.
    1st groom option: ... He works at the inn in Solitude.

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Had a funny feeling that Mjoll played far too much with her Dads sword Grimsever and forgot all about her own sword Chillrend........

    • @mysticallionn6770
      @mysticallionn6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maelich Arn I thought chillrend was mercers sword

    • @bringmethealiens7519
      @bringmethealiens7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Don't forget he makes dad jokes

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bringmethealiens7519 No no Sorex makes Dad jokes.

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      “Badass warrior woman” and “wholesome domestic man” are exactly my tastes

  • @just_harry1638
    @just_harry1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Skyrim logic:
    Deliver drinks for someone
    MARRY ME

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      [delivers a dress]
      “Take me, you stud”

    • @TchaikovskyListener
      @TchaikovskyListener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically it takes place during a “Middle Ages” style era. Lol

    • @wolvesfang271
      @wolvesfang271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It does explain why. I am paraphrasing but it was sort of like
      "Life in Skyrim is harsh and often short, so take love where you can find it. Wear this amulet of mara and if someone is interested, they'll let you know". Not going to lie, wish we had that feature right now.

    • @ArbyRadio
      @ArbyRadio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Considering 90% of the population of skyrim appears to be bandits, necromancers, and dragons, I'd say the guy whose willing to run an errand for you is miles ahead of most of the competition!
      On a serious note...real life is funny. You never know what one random act of kindness might change your life!

    • @tomoyaokazaki2138
      @tomoyaokazaki2138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If only it were that easy irl to win women’s affections..

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3352

    Have to say I am annoyed Bethesda cut out Ingun Blackbriar and Elisif the Fair as marriage candidates. Would have been fun to marry into money and power.

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Too bad marriage erases their personality for the most part.

    • @basvanheumen4231
      @basvanheumen4231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Exactly. Those two possible candidates would have a whole quest dedicated to them. Ingun would probably end up becoming the Jarl of Riften, with you as her second / steward in charge, while also husband. Elisif would have the most impressive questline, with her becoming High Queen and you becoming High King of Skyrim. You'd be more powerful than the Empire in the province. They could even add a management option to the palace or the city. That would be fun to experience. But it takes time to put that in game. The Civil War questline is quite bugged sometimes already.

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      That's wild,I've only recently started delving into the cut content and it really seems like we got half of the intended game.

    • @fg09403
      @fg09403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@trontosaurusrex9532 welcome to all Bethesda games. Even Morrowind they had originally planned on having the whole of Morrowind but instead, it was just vardenfell.

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Detahramet except the most annoying is muiri sure she's hot but she keeps mentioning the mission from dark brotherhood all day

  • @Ariel-rm8oi
    @Ariel-rm8oi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    After I realized Marcurio said "good dog" to Meeko, I dragged his ass back to riften and put a ring on it.

    • @WheeInDisBeech
      @WheeInDisBeech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO SAME

    • @Toe_Knee_69
      @Toe_Knee_69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Dammit, I sacrificed him to Boethiah

    • @TravisRenegade
      @TravisRenegade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I sacrificed him to boethiah

    • @soulgamess6337
      @soulgamess6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Meek for me got killed by a random vampire mistwalker. Most satisfying decapitation ever.

    • @quentin932
      @quentin932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew my love for Marcurio wasn't unjust

  • @MavenFade
    @MavenFade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Man a questline with Mjoll that made it to where you could systematically dismantle the Thieves Guild would have been legendary

    • @mxn0chr0maxic85
      @mxn0chr0maxic85 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Like the "destroying the dark brotherhood" quest! It'd lock you out of the theives guild quest, though, which kinda messes with other quests. the dark brotherhood questline requires you to go to the theives guild, as does the stones of barenziah.

    • @RoxanneSwithin
      @RoxanneSwithin ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@mxn0chr0maxic85 the dude at the college of winterhold who offers to be a fence for you could stand in on the stones of barenziah. Honestly I hate the Dark Brotherhood tho, so I would be the type to destroy both.

    • @bluewolf7111
      @bluewolf7111 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Sorry guys, im disbanding the guild"
      "What?!"
      "My wife doesnt like it"

    • @silentgameplay4364
      @silentgameplay4364 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And name the quest Ratting out the rats.

  • @mchro
    @mchro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5694

    I killed Aerin, put his soul in a gem and enchanted an iron daggger named “Cucked” now proudly hanging on my wall lmao

    • @isachan834
      @isachan834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Wow haha

    • @Ashpect
      @Ashpect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      i did the same thing but to nazeem

    • @eddielewis8833
      @eddielewis8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thats deep 😂😂

    • @dustykolkin6215
      @dustykolkin6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Genius. I only have to add "SIMP".

    • @georgelaflare
      @georgelaflare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@Ashpect shit, I just killed nazeem with a sword called “Cloud District”

  • @homelessrobot
    @homelessrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Aerin: my wife's boyfriend.

    • @gentlemanjaxx
      @gentlemanjaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love her response when asked if she’s interested, but Aerin ruins the vibe 🤣

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gentlemanjaxx I always murder Aerin even though I don’t marry Mjoll. He’s too much of a simp to be kept around lol

    • @trillionbones89
      @trillionbones89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soul trap him and enchant jewelry with his soul to gift it to her.
      Edit: make it a necklace and it will be the closest to her heart this simp will ever get. Or make it the wedding ring to thank him for saving her life.

    • @Bibrius
      @Bibrius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Mjoll is Nordic for Jada

  • @alevel20warbear37
    @alevel20warbear37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    You gotta feel bad for Erin, lol. He saves a woman's life and provides her a long-time friendship, but the moment someone retreives a sword for her, she's head-over-heels for them, lmao

    • @heathbrown4350
      @heathbrown4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Erin always experiences... "an accident" in my play-throughs. I've lost count of the fun ways that happens. The most recent was casting fury on him from a safe distance while stealthed and watching the guards punish him.

    • @MikeTheWolfman35
      @MikeTheWolfman35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I usually just kill him outright, right in the streets. I'm Thane...I do what I want! Lol

    • @donar7724
      @donar7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@heathbrown4350 Mjoll I dont know how to tell you but your life time friend and saviour Erin just randomly freaked out and tried to erase the entire city and thus got crushed by the guards

    • @demonmurphy
      @demonmurphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I recruited Mjoll into the Blades and Erin naturally followed. Not long after, he was eaten by a dragon because his dumbass just had to follow her into battle.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Erin just hopes to fulfill his 3some fantasy with Mjoll and you. Same as that pervert Faendral and Camilla

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I feel like a lot of the NPCs get kind of dull to be around after you exhaust all of their dialogue. Which usually only takes one or two conversations. This includes spouses and adoptees. I kind of wish more followers had quests associated with them so you can spend time getting to know them. Which is why it's a cruel irony that both of the main DLC followers are unmarriable...

    • @fishygaming7121
      @fishygaming7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Serana and Frea?

    • @chimmyfraser9192
      @chimmyfraser9192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can marry serana, but its a little more complicated than other marriages.

    • @kieranflaherty3316
      @kieranflaherty3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chimmyfraser9192 How?!

    • @Kdubwifi
      @Kdubwifi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kieranflaherty3316 you cannot marry Serana without mods

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to marriage in real life :)

  • @BurningBlue2022
    @BurningBlue2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    The best husband is obviously Paarthurnax

    • @draacthedestroyer74
      @draacthedestroyer74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      omg yes, tbh i’ll take any dragon for a spouse

    • @ADthehawk
      @ADthehawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      He will always sweep you off your feet with no effort at all...

    • @arifcso6633
      @arifcso6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Now I understand Hadvar
      " 'Dragonborn' huh?Is it your mom or dad was the dragon?"
      -Hadvar

    • @NiceuRiceu
      @NiceuRiceu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@arifcso6633 fun fact: Reman Cyrodiil was said to be conceived when his father encountered the essence of Alessia which was the land and then died after making love with a hill where 9 months later, baby Reman appeared at the top

    • @Gradivus7295
      @Gradivus7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'd be gay for paarthanax

  • @barretthoven
    @barretthoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    Serana after following you around for an entire DLC, making sexual jokes, and even (depending on if you ask her) curing herself of vampirism for you: “Yeah I don’t want to marry you.”
    A random girl after you give her some random thing: “Yes.”

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What jokes?

    • @barretthoven
      @barretthoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Xen Cogdell I forgot now but I remember at some point she at least makes a sexual innuendo

    • @masonlomas967
      @masonlomas967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Modders: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @@trust.worthy "My mother had a thing for magical constructs.....Not...In that way..." or something along those lines when asking her about the Gargoyles on your way to her mother's lab.

    • @turgut1071
      @turgut1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Barreethoven the game has voice lines for it where she doesn't turn you down, you need a mod for her to not reject you I think

  • @hyperlightdragon
    @hyperlightdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    What about 'Top 5 Spouses You Must NEVER Marry'?

    • @thetigersgoat
      @thetigersgoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@DevixianTheOriginal who happens to take a liking to you after you retrieve the golden claw for her brother

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Firehawk Gaming it's not her fault tht all lads in riverwood including dovakin is after her

    • @beutechan
      @beutechan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DevixianTheOriginal The name is nice tho

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@DevixianTheOriginal I find it hilarious that you can help either Faendal or Sven ruin each other's chances at getting with Camilla and then marry Camilla yourself. Imagine asking some stranger to help you woo a girl, he helps, then forces you to fight for him, cucks you and forces you come to the wedding and every so often you have to follow the Dragonborn into his mansion and see the woman you loved raising the Dragonborn's (adopted) children. Being a Skyrim NPC is suffering.

    • @snape6156
      @snape6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MoaRider I used to help faendal because I didn't like Sven for some reason, but when I realised it would be so much more painful to help sven then do this to him, I've done it ever since

  • @clearface6227
    @clearface6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Aerin died in a vampire attack in Riften. I was like: "Oh noooooo!
    Well, anyways..."

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mjoll on the other hand
      Great no more annoying aerin
      Now I can spend more time with her with aerin being a nuisance

  • @drunkmurican4267
    @drunkmurican4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Dad: *Speaks in squeaky young males voice and is jovial*
    Son: *Sounds like grouchy old man and tells Dad jokes*
    Wtf?

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Drunk Murican to be fair my dad sells printers and I became an Army ranger and smoke heavily

    • @Liimeyyy
      @Liimeyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ViktoriousDead The only relevant part of that was you smoking heavily

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Limey it was to emphasize the grouchy old man, life experience stereotype compared to the jovial young kid

    • @ravingcrab8405
      @ravingcrab8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, genetics is the only I can say) maybe one of his grandfathers or grandgrandfathers had that full of testosterone voice

  • @SuchADumbUsername
    @SuchADumbUsername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    I like how Moth gro-Bagol suggests marriage. "You're strong, clever; I'd be proud to face the challenges of life with you." Felt nicer than "won't lie, I am."

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gark females are utter perverts, so you wont get it down any further than that. You dirty bitch.

    • @amys495
      @amys495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@mjag2834 Mad because you don't get pussy, aren't you?

    • @noidea7523
      @noidea7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mjag2834 guys i found the incel

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noidea7523 Even worse! I've found the politically correct 'cultural appropriate' - good luck with throwaway culture - braincell!!! (P.S Enjoy the summer sun, it seems to have gone to the keyboard warriors heads again this year).

    • @RosaCatz
      @RosaCatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Maelich Arn I’m not entirely sure what you’re trying to say here

  • @molpep4767
    @molpep4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    Maven: make me angry and I contact the dark brotherhood!
    *Me having wiped them all out literally just 5 minutes ago* ok

    • @zayeduddin182
      @zayeduddin182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Me being the leader of the dark brotherhood: ok

    • @sheogallvoidgazer2423
      @sheogallvoidgazer2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      *I AM the dark brotherhood*

    • @amonkoutaro5940
      @amonkoutaro5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How do you destroy the dark brotherhood?

    • @molpep4767
      @molpep4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@amonkoutaro5940 kill Astrid when you get kidnapped you can also rescue the people in the shack after she's dead

    • @amonkoutaro5940
      @amonkoutaro5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Molpep thanks

  • @vegetin01
    @vegetin01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I always start a new play through intent on making all new decisions but then I hear Jenassa saying something about bathing in the blood of enemies and I fall in love all over again.

  • @prakashrawat8734
    @prakashrawat8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Ysolda: Can you give me a Mammoth Tusk
    Me: Yeah, why not.
    Ysolda: I am officially in love with you

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      She may have meant that an an allegory^^

    • @thereaper2762
      @thereaper2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's after you stole her ring with that Daedrick Sam and had to give it back. She's very forgiving!

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She probably assumed you would kill a mammoth 🦣 for the tusk

    • @Not_Skynet2044
      @Not_Skynet2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I marry her and moved into solitude during my unarmed playthrough

    • @normansyawal2163
      @normansyawal2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AstarionWifey I actually did, with 3 type of arrows lol

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    Singular: mouse
    Plural: mice
    Singular: spouse
    Plural: spice

  • @stopandconsider416
    @stopandconsider416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    Player: "Serana, will you marry me?"
    Serana: "nah bish"
    *mods: "Allow me to introduce myself"*

    • @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556
      @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hah

    • @darkfireproject2102
      @darkfireproject2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      She's the only person aside from Lydia that I consider for marriage, She's the only NPC that has real romantic sounding dialogue before getting married.

    • @kevinmencer3782
      @kevinmencer3782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@darkfireproject2102 I have to wonder if that was intentional. It wouldn't be the first time that Bethesda nearly did something, only to reverse course after recording the dialogue and stuff.

    • @rexaxis3450
      @rexaxis3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I may be the minority, but Serana wasn't of much interest to me in that regard.

    • @mcthuggin9803
      @mcthuggin9803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rexaxis3450 right? All these cucks are weird

  • @emmat3691
    @emmat3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I wish we would have been able to follow a quest line to destroy the thieves guild and uproot the blackbriars, lead by Mjoll. How epic would that be?

    • @tomb7901
      @tomb7901 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @mrshockborad9046
      @mrshockborad9046 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same with the dark brotherhood, as cool as it to build something up be nice to take something down and not just ignore it if you catch my meaning

    • @theheroofpancake9056
      @theheroofpancake9056 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrshockborad9046 I can’t tell if you’re saying similar to the dark brotherhood or a mod to take down the dark brotherhood? Because there’s already a quest for that in vanilla Skyrim

    • @youngmxn
      @youngmxn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theheroofpancake9056 what quest

    • @theheroofpancake9056
      @theheroofpancake9056 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@youngmxn I think the name was “Destroy the Dark Brotherhood” and you initiate it by killing the one who kidnapped you, in the shed

  • @mrlordcatvods5047
    @mrlordcatvods5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    Why can't i marry Jarl Balgruf?
    this is outrageous

    • @sw-gs
      @sw-gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      BECAUSE HE'S BALLIN'!!!

    • @HankusTheTankus333
      @HankusTheTankus333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      sw gs jarl ballin, ballin S W A G

    • @billygranzow1331
      @billygranzow1331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      HankusTheTankus
      He's the Loooord of the Rings

    • @McPlaySpot
      @McPlaySpot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      he's the jarl of whiterun , holler if you need him , holler if you need reefer

    • @poeticrevelations
      @poeticrevelations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Theres a mod for that. Makes most people able to be married. As most have the marriage dialogue and stuff in the code just isn't primary. This mod makes them primary pretty much anyone can be married

  • @ryqabvn
    @ryqabvn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I married Aela once. I can’t remember the exact dialogue but her whole attitude seemed kind of, “sure, why the hell not?” She was my favorite.

    • @zachbuechleinlinerider4112
      @zachbuechleinlinerider4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just married her last night
      Interested?
      I am. You?
      I am.
      Okay. It's settled then lol

  • @joemama114
    @joemama114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Muiri is Best Wife. She demands you murder 2 people before you can put a ring on it.

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      You murder two and drive another to suicide, basically completely destroying a family in the process.
      Lol

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You kill many bandits ,draugrs, and a dragon for Lydia, Get tougher missions for other housecarls
      Bandits , dwemer structures, lots of falmer and their pets and a Dwemer Centrion for Mjoll The Lioness
      A Mammooth and possibly Giant ( If youre not a milk drinker to steal or buy it ) for Ysolda
      Destroying Silver hand for Aela
      Killing bandits with their leader and a girl and indirectly cause a her mother suicide for Muiri
      500 gold for Janessa and other mercenaries
      Retrieving golden claw for Camilla
      and many more. To marry a Nord woman you have to have balls ^^

    • @Nether_Syn
      @Nether_Syn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ladyselin35 Muiri is a breton

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nether_Syn I didnt say she was. Point is getting a nord female is harder than getting breton or other race's females.

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Muiri got shot in the neck, off of a bridge in Markath with my Nightingale bow, Muiri fell and cracked her head open on a rock, put another arrow in her head whilst no one was looking, just to be sure...

  • @elgoblino9918
    @elgoblino9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I Installed the True Thane mod and I asked some guards to accompany Aerin for a little walk in the woods .... strangely only the guards came back.

    • @deadWu
      @deadWu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Last name of Aerin is Wick? Did they found only a blood stained quill at the scene of the crime? XD

  • @blarfroer8066
    @blarfroer8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2957

    I married Aela while playing a Khajiit, that was also a werewolf. Ultimate Furry Marriage.

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "Hey I did that thing you wanted me to do. Now marry me."

  • @Liex59
    @Liex59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    In my first save file I married Camilla and had Faendal as my housecarl. I didnt realize how much of a dick move that was until one of my friends pointed it out to me LMAO

    • @darklord3861
      @darklord3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Jesus hahahah

    • @devilknight678
      @devilknight678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      That's an alpha move right there

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Faendal: Hey would you mind helping me win Camilla's heart?
      Dragonborn: That's a great idea! ... For me, not you. Oh by the way would you be interested in working for my wife and I?

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      @@13vatra my vows were "Camilla, I've loved you ever since the day Faendal went on and on about you for several hours"

    • @danstrikker6465
      @danstrikker6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We got a Chad right here

  • @RevanLockheart-
    @RevanLockheart- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    If he tried talking to me like that he'd end up ""accidentally"" disappearing.

    • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      @TheBamaChad-W4CHD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah he would quickly end up on a super high flight he never wanted lol

    • @RevanLockheart-
      @RevanLockheart- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD Giant airways ,eat your heart out.

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Accidentally meaning in front of the town who then realizes, oh, I’m the fkn Thane so Idowhatiwant

  • @NicholasGinotti
    @NicholasGinotti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    "Sorex knows dad jokes"
    That's it, I'm convinced. My character's going gay, I need this in my life

    • @riderc2770
      @riderc2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I heard it as "bad jokes", not "dad jokes".

    • @tristonmealer2991
      @tristonmealer2991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @avalondavis806
      @avalondavis806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how you decided to go gay instead of just making a female character lol

    • @neonickhaos4811
      @neonickhaos4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@avalondavis806 too much work

    • @avalondavis806
      @avalondavis806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neonickhaos4811 lololololol truue

  • @josepholin5733
    @josepholin5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    6:12 Here's the situation, you attacked my family. Now you're going to apologize or I'm going to ki-Is that an amulet of Mara?

  • @Versailles18
    @Versailles18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Next up,we have our first and only mer on this list."
    "Next up,we have Taarie, an Altmer living in Solitude."

    • @XochiCh
      @XochiCh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Hey! How's it going, guys? Nate here! And this is Part 2 of Skyrim Spouses, first off we have Avrusa Sarethi, she's a Dunmer who can be found... ...And is also friends with a famous NPC from previous games..."

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      d r a g h i m

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @NurturingTalents I think Nate meant "only Dunmer". Anyways, there's several elf options, just only the one Altmer. :/

    • @travismudd3564
      @travismudd3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually didn't notice that. Nicely done.

    • @stanleywilliams1605
      @stanleywilliams1605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NurturingTalents The one at the College? Yep you are right. You can.

  • @BunBun299
    @BunBun299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    To anyone who wants to marry Mjoll the Lioness, but doesn't want Aerin hanging around. If you just kill him, it will make your bride angry. So, as Mjoll to move as far from Riften as you can, Solitude or Markarth should do the trick. When Aerin shows up, as Mjoll to follow you. This will prompt Aerin to head home. Tell Mjoll to wait, then follow Aerin back to Riften. He's not a fighter. There are many dangers on the road back to Riften. You just have to stalk him long enough for Skyrim's ecosystem to do its thing.
    Do save before trying this, just in case Mjoll blames you anyway.

    • @justintaylor3044
      @justintaylor3044 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This gave me some hope but is still *quite* malicious, I’ll save it for my thalmor spy play through

    • @justintaylor3044
      @justintaylor3044 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’d say the least malicious way is to recruit her into the blades, because it’s his fault if he gets mauled following her into battle. 🤷‍♂️ She’s a perfect blades candidate too, no reason you shouldn’t choose her.

    • @BunBun299
      @BunBun299 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@justintaylor3044 For the Blades, I tend to recruit people who don’t have much else going on in their lives. Mjoll I tend not to, because I often marry her. One person I frequently recruit is the Dark Elf chick from the Azura quest. Her goddess tells her she’s not going to get any more visions, so new career in the Blades for her. My last recruit my first time doing it was Eola, since the Blades got pissy with me for not killing Paarthrunax, and I figured she might just eat Delphine for me.

  • @adelefurness4021
    @adelefurness4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    6:34 "Not only does he own a business"
    Me: nice
    "He also protects his family"
    Me: love that
    "But he also knows dad jokes."
    Me: Ok, but that's hot.

    • @AS-sn2kg
      @AS-sn2kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😏

    • @ceiliannbaldwin5592
      @ceiliannbaldwin5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I liked him, but I wasnt sold until he mentioned the dad jokes. Those are essential.

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ceiliannbaldwin5592 100%

    • @boethia7367
      @boethia7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daddy material...for my 2 adopted babies.

    • @yveltalsea
      @yveltalsea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also he has belethor's voice actor 🥵 do come back~

  • @joeybradbury7684
    @joeybradbury7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    You may be the head of the Thieves Gild, but Mjoll loves you regardless. Now that is true love

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was very surprised she stayed friends with me when I told her to go fvck herself over that..... I mean she's loyal, can't fault her there.

    • @aizensosuke6099
      @aizensosuke6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reminds me of when Cordelia and Gaius marry each other in Fure Emblem Awakening XD
      Thief x Captain of the guard.

    • @joeybradbury7684
      @joeybradbury7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hoàng Nguyên hahaha she’s a gold digger

    • @xenon7232
      @xenon7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aizensosuke6099 Oh no, not the shipping

    • @joeybradbury7684
      @joeybradbury7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hoàng Nguyên but he gets to the cloud district often

  • @AnyaRedHairPrincess
    @AnyaRedHairPrincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Serana is the only girl I wanted to marry and she is not available. Thank god there is a mod for that.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Enjoy Molag bal's sloppy seconds!

    • @nac5598
      @nac5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RawkL0bster bruh 😂

    • @zyadzekri39
      @zyadzekri39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RawkL0bster Not cool bro she didnt have a choice

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@zyadzekri39 She and her mother are willing Daughters of Coldharbour. You can even ask ingame if she regrets becoming a vampire and she says no. Even when you ask her if she would ever cure herself, she almost seems to takes offense by thinking you would be "curing" her of the abilities given to her.

    • @zyadzekri39
      @zyadzekri39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@RawkL0bster But the ritual is literally getting raped until you suffer fatal wounds. I'm not really sure if you could call something like enjoyable

  • @elizatherandomperson4709
    @elizatherandomperson4709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My favorites are probably Farkas and Vilkas from the companions. I find the duality of the two fun and how they can switch from the spouse talk to the Companions leader talk when you ask them for work is entertaining to me

  • @SlimShady-tc5mb
    @SlimShady-tc5mb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Bethesda : You can marry Serana now
    Every TH-camr : THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD MARRY IN SKYRIM

    • @MissSchnickfitzel
      @MissSchnickfitzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      the least interesting one to marry is serena

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She is forced on to the player.

    • @thatoneguythatsalwaysonlin2770
      @thatoneguythatsalwaysonlin2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Aeshma How though, she has the backstory of a Fallout character and is part of a main quest where you can work together, if I would I would marry Partysnacks though.

    • @Smoothsmoothie
      @Smoothsmoothie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Daaaaamn that chick is hot

    • @Kratatch
      @Kratatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hate Serana, i wish you could kill her after you complete Dawnguard.

  • @SuperSyokora
    @SuperSyokora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I find it humerous having Farkas as a husband. Rough and Tough Companion cooking dinner for his Orc wife.

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You'd think you'd see a lot of the companions going for Orcs, honestly. That love of honorable and fighting would go a long way to make that a happy relationship.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The mental image of Farkas being a stay at home dad while his Orc wife adventures around and bashes people's skulls in makes me laugh.

    • @hiramesensei3112
      @hiramesensei3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No man can resist the Death by Snu Snu.

    • @tropical_7736
      @tropical_7736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always felt like he’s a real sweetheart on the inside, like he’s the kinda first Companion from the inner circle to really show any type of affection or compassion to the player. Plus he reminds me of Kili from the Hobbit trilogy lol

    • @davidharvey8063
      @davidharvey8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Farkas is my forever husband in the game and I feel wrong marrying anybody else

  • @deanr.throckmortonjr.133
    @deanr.throckmortonjr.133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    My favorite spouse is Serana. Sure she keeps turning me down every time I ask her, but I’ll wear her down eventually!

    • @jonisabin4938
      @jonisabin4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel like she does like you and there is a thing tbh just her and temples and all

    • @dcd-pn3sd
      @dcd-pn3sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      So you want a wife that bitches and complains ALL THE TIME ? Now THATS immersion people.

    • @just_harry1638
      @just_harry1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of leanord and penny from the Big Bang theory

    • @lastmexicano
      @lastmexicano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dcd 2015 I laughed way too hard

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dcd-pn3sd Well I did marry Taarie...

  • @devoncortez1255
    @devoncortez1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I actually enjoyed that Aerin comes with Mjoll to live with me. Gives more life to the home. The more the merrier!

    • @tearsofblood165
      @tearsofblood165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Right! I thought this to. Besides it's one more adult to split chores bring in meat and protect the kids. Skyrim is a harsh place.

    • @kittycatrina1861
      @kittycatrina1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      welcome to my house! this is my child, my dog meeko, my follower, my serana, my house carl, my at home bard, my wife, my wifes boyfriend, my other child, my other child's pet fox, mila valentia, and my hostile ash guardian :) want to see my aquarium?

    • @realityveil6151
      @realityveil6151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kittycatrina1861 Wait wait wait....wife's boyfriend?

    • @donalddarko5807
      @donalddarko5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@kittycatrina1861 OUR boyfriend

    • @Otval_bashky
      @Otval_bashky ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is friend of family

  • @finalxemnasv210
    @finalxemnasv210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Sorex: Apologize or you’re dead.
    Me, max level with god tier weapons, armors, and spells: Alright

  • @FreelyColorful
    @FreelyColorful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    There’s a ton of good npcs to marry and stuff then theres me with my “Marry Cicero” mod

    • @roadsideassistance3024
      @roadsideassistance3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FreelyColorful 😂😂😂😂

    • @c4shallie
      @c4shallie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      senpai cicero ;)

    • @megasocky
      @megasocky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ah a man with culture

    • @DCTR-qv6jd
      @DCTR-qv6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Edit* I'd yeet myself off the throat of the world ilfrom his voice

    • @FreelyColorful
      @FreelyColorful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      camikazie maveric I enjoy it enough not to mind lol, so good thing you dont marry him 🤧

  • @hailee176
    @hailee176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Farkas is literally the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise - I will never choose another spouse

    • @dales787
      @dales787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Im mad, i can't marry jarl bulgruf and he is a hot piece of ass.... No homo.

    • @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996
      @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      _king_of_strange _ I’ll give you a pass on that one, balgruuf is sexy

    • @KarineBeaulieu1
      @KarineBeaulieu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I married him in the playthrough i'm doing now must look odd to everyone around us Archer woodelf mage (werewolf) married to a beast of a nord LOL

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He’s adorable but I end up choosing his brother instead

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @That0melette
    @That0melette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I never see Cosnach on these lists, I think he's a really underrated spouse. People seem to not like him because he's a drunk and the first thing he does is fight you, but he has unique dialogue as a spouse that I find very endearing. He sounds like he's genuinely smitten with the player, and it's adorable

  • @SashikuChan
    @SashikuChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    This one cannot help but notice the very few Khajiit romance options in the game.
    Such a shame.

    • @calebcollywager2374
      @calebcollywager2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Leah Glidewell I wish we had the option of marrying J’zargo without mods tbh.

    • @01howdoidothis
      @01howdoidothis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Leah, I always liked my Khajit's hairless. Don't like choking up hair balls.

    • @zent8324
      @zent8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the RDO mod lets you marry them!

    • @jhay3966
      @jhay3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah, heck even Khajiit followers are only J'zargo and Kharjo.

    • @bjorn1583
      @bjorn1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      with lovers lab you can do almost anything

  • @catalyticoutlaw
    @catalyticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    why was my brain screaming “farkas” the whole time
    he’s such a wholesome human being

    • @lexi1104
      @lexi1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Isn't he! I've always picked him as a spouse for my werewolf characters.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep. I was surprised he wasn't on the list

    • @ChocolateLoveKitten
      @ChocolateLoveKitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Right? I love him and his brother, Vilkas. But Farkas is so sweet and wholesome I couldn't resist.

    • @littlevicki95
      @littlevicki95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Farkas every time

    • @xFoxOne
      @xFoxOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg same here! More love for the wolfe with "ice for brains"

  • @globalcritics9076
    @globalcritics9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    *Taerie spits on you*
    Me: "More"
    Taerie: "What?"
    Me:"What?"

  • @Turtle-Melon
    @Turtle-Melon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I finally managed to marry Taerie (It took me forever to get the Investor perk you need to get her to marry you) and I love her unique marriage dialogue

    • @knightofberenike9633
      @knightofberenike9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Altmer wife is the best cuz she’ll live long enough to take care of the great-grandkids one day

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knightofberenike9633 become a vampire and you can live as long as her then when she finally begins to die of old age you can cure yourself and die with her

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait you need a literal perk for her to marry you???

    • @Turtle-Melon
      @Turtle-Melon ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thedoomslayer5863 You need to both help her in her mini-queet to wear the Radiant Rainment outfit to the Blue Palace AND invest in the Radiant Rainment. Thus, yes, you need the investor perk

    • @ahistoric_gamer9716
      @ahistoric_gamer9716 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s funny cos I married her without investing. I don’t know how but it let me marry her 😂

  • @allyshamcallister5669
    @allyshamcallister5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I've always crushed over Elisif and Ulfric. Maybe I'm a Skyrim gold digger idk.

    • @WheeInDisBeech
      @WheeInDisBeech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Elisif is a pure bean and I love her with all my heart, 'nuff said.

    • @Cynder757
      @Cynder757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Ulfric is kinda hot ngl

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Elisif x Ulfric?

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Bier B how do i delete someone else’s comment?

    • @jacobbernhardt2753
      @jacobbernhardt2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BierBart12 No that is very unholy

  • @25Erix
    @25Erix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Farkas is my go-to husband in all my playthroughs. The fact he stays essential after the Companions questline is done is a good perk.

  • @rocksonthebrainbonk3739
    @rocksonthebrainbonk3739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I remember getting super upset when I couldn’t marry Vex

    • @MissSchnickfitzel
      @MissSchnickfitzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      THIS.
      i play as my bf and tried desperately finding blonde women that look like me and i still havent found a suitable spouse. and then with the character where i play as myself i cant seem to find a single man that looks similiar to my bf and is marriable...

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aeshma
      What about Jordis the sword maden? She’s a sexy blonde wife you could get, become thane of solitude she is your housecarl

    • @jillfanning749
      @jillfanning749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ME

    • @rogervandyck9186
      @rogervandyck9186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rhysnichols8608 she is a blonde lydia lmao

    • @vannah9795
      @vannah9795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this hits hard man

  • @SquawkMonk
    @SquawkMonk ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One of my favorite play throughs personally was as a Khajiit, marrying Ysolda, and using crafting and the thieves guild to take over the world economically. My other favorite spouse was Muiri. No specific reason why, she just seemed interesting.

  • @courtneydevries581
    @courtneydevries581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I had a game that I was a completely badass Khajit, card carrying member of both the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood, occasional Daedra worshipper. I just had a soft spot for the kiddos so I adopted two, built a house and then was like...well...now I need a wife to take care of them so I married Camilla Valerius.
    We had a happy life, until Faendal started showing up. I let it go, but then he started taking up residence and I found him effing SLEEPING IN MY BED WITH MY WIFE. I left, angry, hurt, betrayed. I sought a divorce, but no..not in Skyrim! We are not advanced enough for that, at least not on the Xbox. I considered murdering her, but thought that might be too traumatic for the children. After one more assassin spree for the Brotherhood I return and THEN I found Faendal freaking coming out of my house!
    It was the last straw. I stalked Faendal through the woods, shot him in the back with an arrow, took all his possessions and left his body in an abandonded cabin. Then I returned to my cheating, awful wife and SOLD her all of Faendal's belongings. The revenge was worth it, but for the rest of the game she was mopey and always had a sad expression.

    • @JhitStain
      @JhitStain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha

    • @vincentfamorcan7286
      @vincentfamorcan7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Camilla was also the first NPC I married when I first played Skyrim. Back then I didn't realize there was a bug with Camilla. I was so frustrated at the time I also shot Faendal with my bow and even captured his soul accidentally. I ended up the selling the black soul gem to my wife not realizing it was actually Faendal's. Anyways because of this bug, I never married Camilla on any of my subsequent playthroughs too bad because she's one of the first person you interact with every time you begin a playthrough.

    • @sammydh
      @sammydh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like there should be lawyers involved...

    • @Llh.811
      @Llh.811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, my character is also a badass khajiit, member of the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild! Oh, and an occasional (well, I'm a vampire, it's not occasional) daedra worshiper! 😆

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gay

  • @moiseslugardo8501
    @moiseslugardo8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Taarie: Pls deliver this dress
    Me: Ok.
    *after getting back*
    Me: it’s done.
    Taarie: Ok, let’s bang.

    • @gingeta5961
      @gingeta5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For high elfs I like her and nenya lol, but you can't marry nenya

    • @SharkZora
      @SharkZora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      need lvl 70 with investment first

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "We'll bang, ok?"

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gingeta5961 I hated the guts out of those arrogant bastards ever since i stepped foot in their store for the first time. I came into her store with Aldmeri armor on purpose so she would insult her own peoples armor.

    • @gwendolynsnyder463
      @gwendolynsnyder463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JH-zs3bs Haha. Nice one! I always enter in the Sparkling Gowns, so she'd insult her own handiwork!

  • @zacplayzgamer6328
    @zacplayzgamer6328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Me: Will you marry me?
    Serana: No
    Mods: I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

  • @abracadaverous
    @abracadaverous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My current playthru is the first time I've married Taarie. She has the same dialogue as Grelka and Temba, but her voice actor's delivery of the lines is surprisingly sweet. What seems like aggression from Grelka sounds like gentle teasing from Taarie.

  • @hamburgerman4440
    @hamburgerman4440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    There's so many of characters available for marriage, but somehow your favorite character is never up for that.

    • @dwarvenwarrior7713
      @dwarvenwarrior7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least their is a mod to allow me to marry my little kitten m'rissi

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kind of a bummer that high elf sourceres from winterhold isnt marriageable. And btw is Freia from Solstheim? Don’t remember anymore

    • @dwarvenwarrior7713
      @dwarvenwarrior7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@klavicus2276 yes I think

    • @axeldornelles5292
      @axeldornelles5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Serana...

    • @dwarvenwarrior7713
      @dwarvenwarrior7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axeldornelles5292 their is a mod for her

  • @keyboardbirb
    @keyboardbirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    My favorite spouse is Erik the Slayer. He's such a pure cinnamon roll. I love how he gasps and says "By the Nine!" whenever we come across any breathtaking scenery. He's so earnest and sweet, and I love how he says 'my love' when talking to you.

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      keyboardbirb you a girl? 😂

    • @Fire_Bear42
      @Fire_Bear42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “Let me guess, someone stole your cinnemon roll”

    • @andrewrustav3898
      @andrewrustav3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's also a in-game character based on a real life person who's no longer with us

    • @saphiro007
      @saphiro007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is my husband. He’s really hot, and he loves taking care of everything.

    • @WarmongerL0M3N
      @WarmongerL0M3N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fun fact Erik is voiced by the guy who did Haku in Spirited Away.

  • @d.w952
    @d.w952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Imagine watching this through the magic mirror on Shrek with the bachelor/bachelorette music and flower transitions

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember when I was 10 when the game came out I married Uthgerd the Unbroken I started living in her house I went through almost all the questlines with her I got mad one day and Mauled her to death as a werewolf in her own house I forgot to save so I just had her dead body sitting on the living room floor.

  • @DannyMorrs
    @DannyMorrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I always made Farkas my husband. I liked the idea of them meeting early on and experiencing so much together, but it was more so to have my Daedric armor clad Dragonborn walk into his house and hear a gravelly "Hello dear" coming from the campfire

    • @lostagain9386
      @lostagain9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I always marry Vilkas. I liked the idea of Farkas being 100% supportive of his bro. Not to mention Vilkas wasn't open to the dragon born at first so then you get to go on a sort of character development arc with him, making them ultimately closer. That and he's just really sweet once you get far enough into the Companions Quest.
      (Even though I always wanted to marry Brynjolf ^^;;)

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just marry Ysolda cuz she's a drug dealer...

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lostagain9386 Vilkas is perfect husband His voice is amazing , Did you need anything my love? :DD Hes treating you like a queen when youre at home^^

    • @lostagain9386
      @lostagain9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ladyselin35 He really is, I only wish I could do more stuff for him. Like, I bought this kitchen so I could cook for him as well lol

    • @pwetitesticlesdickbuttesti2151
      @pwetitesticlesdickbuttesti2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lost Again u r geh

  • @marcustulliuscicero5443
    @marcustulliuscicero5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Dozens upon dozens of NPCs are available as candidates for marriage"
    Shows an NPC that can't be married.
    Vivienne Onis was originally supposed to be marriable, but is not so in the game.

  • @alanr2504
    @alanr2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Sorex's voice sounds older than his dad's 😂

    • @OctavioHadra
      @OctavioHadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He sounds like the Riverwood trader.

    • @alanr2504
      @alanr2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OctavioHadra true! That's what I thought when I heard it

    • @deepblume6611
      @deepblume6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@OctavioHadra or nick valentine

    • @T.T.0503
      @T.T.0503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@OctavioHadra or Belethor

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or Mercer Frey

  • @youreaclownmyguy
    @youreaclownmyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    On my first playthrough I married Aela the huntress and after our wedding was complete….she ran away and I couldn’t find her, she wasn’t in her normal location and she ran away so quick I didn’t have the chance to tell her what house I lived at.
    I eventually managed to use cheats to teleport her to me but seriously if she didn’t want to get married she shouldn’t have suggested it lmao

  • @Ghost-kt9et
    @Ghost-kt9et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    would snap up sorex "dad jokes" vinius in a heartbeat if he didnt have that goddamn belethor voice

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Do come baack...

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BierBart12 you made me laugh so god damn loud lmao

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If it makes u feel better, it’s nick valentine from Fo4🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jaredlikesmusic
      @jaredlikesmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gravytrainn really?? If so that brings me SO much joy because I love Nick 🥺

    • @jessieg58
      @jessieg58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gravytrainn isn’t he also Codsworth from Fallout 4

  • @kabedondon
    @kabedondon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I've always wished there were a way in the game to drive out Maven and the Blackbriars and make Mjoll the Jarl of Riften.

    • @General_Griffin
      @General_Griffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Right? Fuck the Blackbriars! Arrogant snobs all of them...

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would be a good quest, but it might contest with the thieves guild

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@kyle18934 Wish theyd add destroy the thieves guild mission. Even though id hate to kill Vex. I like her voice.

    • @qcumber6652
      @qcumber6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Silverbloods are worse.

    • @kalenacrowe9984
      @kalenacrowe9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kill them😈

  • @nazeem8086
    @nazeem8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I mean.. it should be obvious who the best husband is.. Yup.. it’s Nazeem..
    Unfortunately I have a loving wife and would never leave her

    • @DipanGhosh
      @DipanGhosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fus.. ROO..DUUUUUUUUHHH...

    • @Ivnnih2774
      @Ivnnih2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Its time for a black sacrament

    • @LadyZubat
      @LadyZubat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im sending your wife you to the soul carin!!!

    • @mrclouddistrict4632
      @mrclouddistrict4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wait who are you

    • @mtgplayer4327
      @mtgplayer4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We haven't forgot about Jensen

  • @XOlizzie6
    @XOlizzie6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    these videos always make me go back to skyrim after months of not playing 💖💖

  • @sword-and-shield
    @sword-and-shield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Nobody touches Lydia for No.1 She knows when to range with a bow and put the stick in them, and then bust out the sword and board and hack em down. I sometimes stand back, just to watch her work she is so glorious. Runs a profitable side business, while being a great cook. Nothing more I need in a Nord woman.

    • @sword-and-shield
      @sword-and-shield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Redheaded Stranger Only a few times for me then with mod after marriage it was "Yes sweetie what would you like me to carry" or just "Yes my love"

    • @epicmickey2351
      @epicmickey2351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She can walk in air as well for some odd reason...

    • @blacktothepinkwereprettyan2582
      @blacktothepinkwereprettyan2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She also uses staves. I always give her conjuring staves plus me a bow conjurer, I have an army with me.

    • @sword-and-shield
      @sword-and-shield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blacktothepinkwereprettyan2582 Yeah, had to remove one she picked up once, because, I just love her hack and slash more.

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she sworn to carry your burden 😂

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "keep an eye on the guy we're told not to worry about"
    *Pulls out mace*

    • @25kbenn
      @25kbenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rory Donaldson yes we saw that

    • @dotunfadairo8496
      @dotunfadairo8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at that bit

  • @jg0620
    @jg0620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I once got so drunk i married a hagravien

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least You could remeber...

    • @darkbrotherhoodassassin2877
      @darkbrotherhoodassassin2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      jake dog gaming truly a night to remember

    • @jg0620
      @jg0620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkbrotherhoodassassin2877 sithis?

    • @reduxys4819
      @reduxys4819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that quest

    • @jg0620
      @jg0620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reduxys4819 me 2

  • @tigerwarrior1787
    @tigerwarrior1787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mjoll: "I want to stop the corruption of the Thieves Guild and the Black Briars."
    Me: "Okay, I'm really solid on one of those things... but you seem to forget that I'm a Thief."
    Mjoll: *Draws hammer* "What did you steal?!"
    Me: "Your heart."

  • @anotherone6330
    @anotherone6330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    *First girl is beautiful and sounds Russian*
    *she also hates evil*
    Me: *sweating from trying to pick pocket everyone I meet including her*

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Her accent is norwegian.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Smartass time, her accent is Nord.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BierBart12 You mean "nordic"?

    • @swevixeh
      @swevixeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds more icelandic/faroese to me

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brisdad53 Are you sure?

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I accidentally married the blacksmith in Riften ,I think his name was Balimund?
    Real nice guy

    • @BigBazz91
      @BigBazz91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Lol accident huh? What happens in Riften stays in Riften eeeeh?

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@BigBazz91 well just for context ,I was doing the Love goddess (I forgot her name) quests (You need to be wearing her amulet to do the quests) so I forgot I had her amulet on ,and I went to his shop ,and I just kept pressing the button and without looking and got into the interaction where he asks you to marry him ,when I looked over it I didn't want to say no ,so I accepted
      And that's the story of how My Skyrim Character became Gay

    • @weed3728
      @weed3728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anis BEng 😂😂😂

    • @coralux_7194
      @coralux_7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Anis BEng omg haha love it. That’s why you should read the texts lol! Well, you could’ve ended up together with someone really bad, so luckily it was ’only’ Balimund.
      The kind of same happened to me, I was doing ”The Taste of Death” -quest for the first time, and I just skipped all the dialogues, so I ended up panicing why the heck my character was going to eat the priest lol! Then I just killed all of the cannibals and the priest gave me a big amount of gold and nothing ever happened.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bailmund

  • @TLG6669
    @TLG6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Ysolda; if you play it right she can be your Bannered Mare running drug lord.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Grinnan does she ever get the mare? I’ve never actually seen her get the inn

    • @wolvesfang271
      @wolvesfang271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@The_Ethereum if the inn keeper dies, she takes over.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AbdulKarim Kawsara oooooh. Neat!

    • @SRVaris
      @SRVaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wolvesfang271 soo if the inn keeper has a unfortunate accident ;)

    • @Sacremas
      @Sacremas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I kinda like Hulda, so I let Belethor have an "unfortunate accident" instead, as she will take over his store in that case as well.

  • @NC-dw1ir
    @NC-dw1ir ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This list is so accurate. I wanted to get married in Skyrim after a while and went all over the place looking for potential candidates. I wore the amulet of mara around and waited for suitors to notice. I remember thinking that sailor in windhelm that takes you to solsteim was cute but he wasn't an option. Then there were some drunken guys who if you pay off their debt then their all yours, I know right, where do I sign? I even tried to marry the two guys who help you in the beginning of the game. No dice. Anyway, that's when I went to Solitude and went to the best and only inn there. I was complaining to my sister that the only guys in Skyrim you could marry had massive debt and a lack of work ethic (even though I didn't need money-I had all eight homes at this point). That's when I saw Sorex sweeping the floor and fell instantly in love with him. We strike up a conversation and I do his mission for him and he proposes and I waste no time making my way to riften to get hitched. He asks if I want to live with him and I say yes out of curiosity. That's when I realize that he technically owns the winking skeever inn. I back my character up so far to get a good look at it and bump her head into the sign of the building across the street. His father and sister are good people, too. I knew I made the right decision.

  • @haasofdetroit9828
    @haasofdetroit9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Uthgerd hands down:
    >Play a Legendary run and delay the main questline (because I'm a puss)
    >Still get wrecked several times on the way to Whiterun
    >Fml when I realize no dragon tablet, no Breezehome
    >Meet Uthgerd and demonstrate domestic abuse proficiency
    >Acquire her as a follower and get carried thru my endeavors
    >Realize she has a house in Whiterun with safe storage
    >Get married at level 5
    >Well-rested now 15% on my travels
    >Went from being desolate to being carried, sheltered, and fed
    >I can indeed stand the sight of a strong Nord woman

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Our first and only Mer on this list" (Proceeds to show Taarie afterwards)
    High Elves: am I a joke to you?

    • @jacobknox750
      @jacobknox750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that.

    • @johnfetterhoff7808
      @johnfetterhoff7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobknox750 i've literally been reading the comments for ten minutes trying to find out if anyone else noticed

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Brynjolf and Serana were my top picks when I played for the first time and I was so disappointed I couldn't marry any of them

    • @Jade_West2010
      @Jade_West2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr...

    • @jessieg58
      @jessieg58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Literally every npc I was even remotely interested in marrying my character to was unavailable as a spouse 😕 my Dragonborn is forever stuck in the friend zone lmao

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup, no khajiits or Delvin Mallory. I don't want Aela or Lydia or Mjoll. There are very few good marriage candidates so I am currently considering Farkas. Would love to marry into a khajiit caravan though but I have PS3 so no mods for me. 😭

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too. I've only started playing Skyrim for the first time recently and I was very disappointed when I learned you couldn't marry Brynjolf. I genuinely don't unederstand why they aren't marriage candidates. There are some allusions that they might be into the Dragonborn but nope lol. So then I was like, well I'm going to marry a thieves guild member but... still nope.
      Most of the mariable npc are super bland.

    • @Arronic
      @Arronic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      With modding
      Now you can
      If you a modder like myself

  • @thedragonbornkiera
    @thedragonbornkiera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I wanted to marry Brynjolf. But no. So I made do with Vilkas. It's cute the way he says "Do you need anything my love?" 😀🤣 I'd have preferred the banter with Brynjolf tho.

  • @tachthechatgoblin
    @tachthechatgoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Vilkas is my favorite spouse, he’s so kind.

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get that, but Farkas is my pick, personally >3