Skyrim - Top 5 Kids Who Need Adoption the Most

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  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12831

    Me going to any other merchant: Nah I aint buying your stuff bruh, now give me money for all this crap I don't want
    Me seeing Sofie's flowers: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 327 FLOWER BASKETS!!!

    • @General12th
      @General12th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

      I buy all her flowers
      then eat them in front of her
      then reverse-pickpocket a hundred gold into her inventory for good measure

    • @gabrielgaster3992
      @gabrielgaster3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That was actually me.

    • @gabrielgaster3992
      @gabrielgaster3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@General12th
      THAT WASN'T ME AND NOW I HATE MYSELF

    • @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875
      @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Literally every time I passed her as I was trying to finish the quest to get the house.

  • @pauladaniels273
    @pauladaniels273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6548

    When I first saw lucia, sleeping at the back of someone's house, I dropped an apple, where she sleeps. She came running saying I dropped something and gave my apple back. I adopted her afterwards.

    • @ohxkevin
      @ohxkevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

      Top 10 Nicest Gamers in the World.

    • @Its_Vendetta
      @Its_Vendetta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      I adopted her simply because she was the only child that wasn’t a douche when I walked by them lol

    • @pauladrianordovas7447
      @pauladrianordovas7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Same dude, after i saw more of her situation i set my priority on buying a house

    • @theloudhouse122
      @theloudhouse122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yesss i have lucia she is so cute

    • @benjaminarthur1530
      @benjaminarthur1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Everytime I start a new a game as soon as I become a jarl I adopt that sweet hearted child only choosing a sibling is a choice, When I become I father my future wife will have an extremely hard time for me to not to call a daughter if I have one Lucia

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    "Adopting a kid might be the last thing on your to do list"
    Bruh are you kidding me? I saw Lucia and was like "I'll take her. She's mine now. Bye."

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me to

    • @matthewk4748
      @matthewk4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same bro!

    • @rotisarychicken9568
      @rotisarychicken9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucia is a bitch to me sometimes I can’t stand her

    • @kimojiro
      @kimojiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Lucia is a nice kid to have

    • @funnyval08
      @funnyval08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah I took Lucia and Sophie as soon as I met them

  • @devante9207
    @devante9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    Blaise just hit me with “you probably want someone else, I’m just a stable boy” my heart melted

    • @Jasscie
      @Jasscie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Blaise is my always adopt

    • @svenrio8521
      @svenrio8521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @that_aesthetic_petrichor Same. I like them both becoming siblings because their parents were on opposite sides of the Civil War.
      Blaise's with the Imperial Legion and Sofie's dad with the Stormcloaks.

    • @AntiKira20
      @AntiKira20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I always adopt Blaise and Sissel in my playthroughs. I like to role play as a Sister of Battle that is trying to spread the Emperors Word to Tamriel. She adopted Blaise to train as a future Imperial Comissar, and Sissel to train as a future Healer for the Imperium of Mankind.

    • @camronloesel5243
      @camronloesel5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AntiKira20 EMPEROR PROTECTS

    • @KidSixXx
      @KidSixXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jasscie Eh, Blaise talks smack about poor Lars. Sure, the kid is a milk-drinker but you don't have to rub his nose in it. Blaise gets a pass from me. The roof over his head may suck, but at least it's a roof. He doesn't sleep totally exposed to the elements like poor Sophie does.

  • @Thorneburry
    @Thorneburry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7150

    Skyrim: You can only adopt 2 children.
    Me: You severely limit my ability to serve justice, my good sir.

    • @caseycallahan5364
      @caseycallahan5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Multiple adoptions mod :::))))

    • @caseycallahan5364
      @caseycallahan5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Rana high king mod -> sentence them to labor in the mines

    • @slimeboy5626
      @slimeboy5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Casey73 more like Hitlers Youth.

    • @bmiller6859
      @bmiller6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I want to adopt all of them tho

    • @Iruka1991
      @Iruka1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      yeah, I can own 9 houses (some of them are mansions) but I cannot adop more than two. That sucks. I have the room and the money by the nine!

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4648

    No. 1 - Saw Sofia sleeping in an alcove in the grey quarter in the snow. I became Dad Dragonborn instantly.

    • @peter8835
      @peter8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      i know this comment is old but
      *DADGONBORN*

    • @ijexro
      @ijexro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@peter8835 bro were in 2021 still playing skyrim😂

    • @peter8835
      @peter8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@ijexro dude this game is gold what can we do 😭

    • @xmrsmadhatter_2563
      @xmrsmadhatter_2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I always adopt Sofia every play through. I wish you could adopt Aventus!

    • @flames1752
      @flames1752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I ran across Sophia my first play through, didn’t have a house or anything and immediately dropped everything on a quest to adopt her.

  • @himiko7412
    @himiko7412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    Kid in Skyrim: *is homeless*
    Me: *Youre going to the Breezehome, Jimbo*

    • @QuantumFishFTW
      @QuantumFishFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I bought breezehome just to adopt her lol

    • @lebron5235
      @lebron5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Quantum fr I was playing it for the first time and she said her parents died I was like damn you my daughter now then and sold so much shit to buy a house

    • @mylow248
      @mylow248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      love ur pfp and user ngl.

    • @lebron5235
      @lebron5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Freyomea my dad left

    • @mylow248
      @mylow248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lebron5235 that makes 2 of us

  • @VMSvalentina
    @VMSvalentina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    Skyrim should have secondary missions where you pair up the kids with loving families, I always feel bad when I adopt only two of them

    • @marydarkheart13
      @marydarkheart13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or to run an orphanage.

    • @ApenasUmIdiota
      @ApenasUmIdiota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Finna become Kiryu and start a orphanage

    • @superabdoking5372
      @superabdoking5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Someone make a mod out of this

    • @annienunyabiz6627
      @annienunyabiz6627 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Seriously. I've got like 10 houses, all of them with a live in guardian to protect them. Let me adopt all the kids.

    • @xclsv1350
      @xclsv1350 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This isn’t Sims 😂 Let these poor kids struggle it builds character and teaches them to become self reliant and independent 😂

  • @manemejeffry5679
    @manemejeffry5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4843

    Top 5 children that need adoption the most
    *can only adopt 2*

    • @zanekreger8041
      @zanekreger8041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      It's a random shot, Sofia and Lucia, Sofie and Blaize, Blaize and Alesan, Lucia and Blaize, Alesan, Sofia and Alesan, Lucia and Alesan . Leave Sissel behind like the monster you are!

    • @maiqthetruther1039
      @maiqthetruther1039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Buy more than one homw

    • @zanekreger8041
      @zanekreger8041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@maiqthetruther1039
      It doesn't work like that

    • @S3verance
      @S3verance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      God dammit I wanna adopt all of em

    • @ninjasaga4703
      @ninjasaga4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      There is a mod that allows you to adopt up to 6 children :d

  • @kumbi8368
    @kumbi8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4309

    I wish the child-parent system was more fleshed out and each child had their own unique personality.
    They all have unique backstories but once you adopt them they all feel the same.

    • @brandonlinnane9830
      @brandonlinnane9830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      And train an grow up

    • @ralez1178
      @ralez1178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Yeah I agree it’d be really cool to watch them grow up and even be able to recruit them as a follower. At the very least it would have been great to be able to bond with them a lot more

    • @dozydoe5245
      @dozydoe5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      Like each child liking different presents. Sissel could like spell books, since she'd been studying with Joanne and even practice her magic in nearby training grounds because it just makes her feel safe after all the things she went through. (You could even enroll her in the College of Winterhold after completing that story arc as a special favor from them for helping them.) She could be a book nerd and be found carrying one instead of playing with the other kids. Aventus could be more prone to alchemy or daggers after performing the Black Sacrament to summon the Dark Brotherhood successfully and/or be a bit more of a mommas boy/be concerned for your health when you check in (since his mom got ill and died). "(Mom/Dad), you don't look so good.. Are you okay? You've been getting enough sleep, right..?" Sophia could tend to her own personal garden after you purchase the land and even give you ingredients for potions as thanks every so often, happy she doesn't have to sell away the fruits of her labor to survive and can now just grow her pretty flowers for fun. I forget the name of the kid that has to tend to the farm for his Aunt after his parents died/were killed, but he could be more prone to bringing home animals because he seems to be good with them and could even ask you personally for a healing hands spell book he heard about from the Jarl's mage so he can go help an injured animal he ran into. This in turn could wind up being dialog for getting a pet.

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Actually, that kid, Lucia, i adopted her, and she get a rabbit into the house.

    • @aquarius4884
      @aquarius4884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      That's cuz there was no thought put into this crap, Skyrim allows to adopt just for the sake of adopting. You can't do much with the kids and they don't much period. It's a completely wasted feature of Hearthfire DLC tbh.

  • @russianbot5302
    @russianbot5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4750

    Ahh yes my 3 mansions can only hold two kids.

    • @jeremiah3803
      @jeremiah3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      So true like why Skyrim I should be able to adopt the amount big kids with how much room I have

    • @dariaweekes8281
      @dariaweekes8281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      well they do need a parent to look after them, and other than you theres only one parent possible

    • @russianbot5302
      @russianbot5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      @@dariaweekes8281 Housecarls can act as babysitters.

    • @yesterdaystomorrow5510
      @yesterdaystomorrow5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Daria Weekes
      My Housecarls can watch and protect them. They work for me and my children.

    • @Erik-lq4eo
      @Erik-lq4eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      ​@@russianbot5302 House carls, Plus bards, plus carriage drivers, plus Stewards, and a spouse in one house. You can totally have at least two kids in each manor. With my over 100,000 gold I can pay for everything all the four people nned to do is protect and take care of the kids.

  • @mavallor
    @mavallor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Theory
    The farmer couple you occasionally see wandering Skyrim who say their home was destroyed by a dragon are Lucia’s aunt and uncle who are dead and cursed to wander Skyrim for eternity trying to find a new home as punishment for throwing Lucia onto the streets and stealing her home

    • @chrispanossian
      @chrispanossian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Best theory of the year.

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, I can see Akatosh ordering his son Alduin to specifically target their home as punishment for what they did.

    • @viniciusmachado7032
      @viniciusmachado7032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I always thought loreius was her uncle.
      If she lived in Helgen, she would probably be in Riverwood, as it's the closest civilization.

    • @nellaruff9910
      @nellaruff9910 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@viniciusmachado7032same it's why I get Cicero arrested. He'll go back and unalive all of them. I call it justice for Lucia

    • @ovp3606
      @ovp3606 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viniciusmachado7032 That’s the theory I go with since the Loreius farm is owned by an Imperial (Lucia also is one) and is close to the border between the Pale and Whiterun Hold.

  • @narcolepticaxolotl4970
    @narcolepticaxolotl4970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3939

    Stop, you're making me reconsider my enchantment table.

    • @theirishmadman313
      @theirishmadman313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      😂

    • @titodepeditom.3686
      @titodepeditom.3686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      BAHAHAHHAH, I LOVE THIS COMMENT

    • @ironvillager7778
      @ironvillager7778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I lost my alchemy room in Breezehome =((

    • @ViaAkavi
      @ViaAkavi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ironvillager7778 same XD
      I was an alchemist so i usually go to lakeview manor :V

    • @wilfredmkereru4792
      @wilfredmkereru4792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol there are other houses where you don't need to get rid of it

  • @VaultOfValorant
    @VaultOfValorant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5414

    *An heavily armored guy with an powerful axe and magical hands walking*
    Kid : WANNA PLAY HIDE AND SEEK?

    • @cerealjam
      @cerealjam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      *Slaughters the parent's and puts there souls in gens tgen goes to there room and exolsins what happens then boops them* tag

    • @isabelvarnum1194
      @isabelvarnum1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yes?

    • @isabelvarnum1194
      @isabelvarnum1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hello?

    • @isabelvarnum1194
      @isabelvarnum1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Need something?

    • @isabelvarnum1194
      @isabelvarnum1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Im not allowed to talk to strangers

  • @msgriffinhive
    @msgriffinhive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Me: *at the orphanage*
    Hroar: I was named after the sound that a lion makes ya know:roar!!
    Me: I'll take 5 of this

    • @ravioliking5246
      @ravioliking5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      blue kat art a man of culture

    • @rangohango1148
      @rangohango1148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’ll take 5 of this killed me

    • @msgriffinhive
      @msgriffinhive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rangohango1148 aw that makes me happy!

    • @prestongarvey9366
      @prestongarvey9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll take 5 of DEATH *Proceeds to light the whole orphanage on fire*

    • @viv6090
      @viv6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      do the roar

  • @mikaeldalc
    @mikaeldalc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    So, I just adopted a kid for the first time (in Skyrim). Sofie's story really got me when I talked to her. I'm somehow really emotionally attached to my digital daughter.
    I go to my home daily just to play hide and seek with her........ I need a life 😂

    • @justart4264
      @justart4264 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man I can relate

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was playing on survival mode and my character was freezing his ass off in windhelm just about to die of cold and then I see her sleeping on the ground outside. I'm like "man I know children are invincible, but damn" 😂

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, I always go for her when I'm running a Breton-based "Reachfolk" (or as close as can be done with just AE) build, as much for the sheer fucking irony of a Nord girl having a better life along the southwestern border than in the the home, hold and hall of a Thalmor crank-plant whose mantras include "Skoyrem bullongz tooda Nords!"

  • @flirtyyae8015
    @flirtyyae8015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3350

    Homeless Kid: "My parents are dead-"
    Me: "Say no more. I'm adopting you."

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Turns out the player was the blackened

    • @astropedia5712
      @astropedia5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I adopted Blaise and Sophie but killed sissels father and laughed as I did a ritual to put him into the fiery pits of hell

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@astropedia5712 Soul trapped him first?

    • @astropedia5712
      @astropedia5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheBurningWarrior Of course not doing that is a waste of materials and resources

    • @passer-by589
      @passer-by589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha in my game during the dark brotherhood mission with the marrige i killed so many people i left a child orphaned

  • @amyharrington6779
    @amyharrington6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    I killed Sissel and Britte's father and just a few seconds after I killed him, I immediately get a note from Sissel thanking me for killing him

    • @DogNamedWatson
      @DogNamedWatson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      When I killed him, I got a letter of inheritance.

    • @kenvyr
      @kenvyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      "Honest pay for honest work"

    • @kilva1
      @kilva1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kenvyr 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@kenvyr omg haha imagine Sissel saying that to you

    • @braydenhill4033
      @braydenhill4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn

  • @ihavnestronks8709
    @ihavnestronks8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    Me: chasing Lucia around wearing mirraks mask while playing tag
    Guards ad whiterun:.... k

    • @lordskyrim2495
      @lordskyrim2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      My only complaint about Skyrim.I wear that mask too and it's like I'm walking around with a smile.Can't scare a 2 years old if I tried.

    • @idlanbruhanuddin9447
      @idlanbruhanuddin9447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      dont forget the staff.....run around with miraak staff......it brings joy.....(Lenny face)

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10:56

    • @kevinmencer3782
      @kevinmencer3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me wearing a full set of enchanted Daedraic armor: Sure, I'll play tag with you.
      Guard: Uh, what?

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Sissel is perhaps the most special child in Skyrim, as she dreams about Paarthurnax, and has an affinity to magic as well.

    • @superabdoking5372
      @superabdoking5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I have no idea why
      But i think that there is a chance
      However small
      That sissel is a dragonborn
      Think about it
      How did she dream of parthanax, alduin's brother and lutenient, the dragon that helps us complete the prophecy of alduin's wall
      The "last" dragonborn as it is called
      And we know that dragonborn have prohetic dreams because of the start of TES 4: oblivion

    • @---lt5br
      @---lt5br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@superabdoking5372 She could be one of those priests who can read the elder scrolls, "moth priest" I think

    • @ApenasUmIdiota
      @ApenasUmIdiota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@superabdoking5372 Dragonborn or Moth Priest, it's obvious that she is definitely special, would be extremely cool for her to be Dragonborn, just inherit this title from us lol

    • @superabdoking5372
      @superabdoking5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ApenasUmIdiota true, I wonder if we will hear about her in tes6

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I want to adopt her but she needs the tragic backstory to become a main character lol

  • @spoon8035
    @spoon8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1936

    imagine if you could adopt 2 kids for every house you own
    you can get a house from every hold except winterhold that's 8
    plus raven rock that's 9
    and with hearth fire that's 12
    that's 24 children
    alduin wont even know whats happening when 24 children all armed with wood swords of paralysis start wailing on him from all sides
    that concludes my ted talk

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nah, take them all to the windhelm house and train them all by giving them wooden swords, then when they are ready equip them all with enchanted dragonbone gear and weapons and take over every city and replace every guard, housecarl, jarl and workers with children and imprison the adults

    • @VVVVV253
      @VVVVV253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This comment. This is the one true comment. It has humor, wholesomeness and a good mod idea.

    • @VVVVV253
      @VVVVV253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Jordan In the DLC that allows you to adopt children, you can buy the plots of land for three separate houses.

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Two dozens warrior mages trained by the Last Dragonborn to spread the way of the Dovaakin(sp) across the land.

    • @austinshields5147
      @austinshields5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This needs to become a mod PLEASSEEE

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    Don't kill Constance. She is a really nice lady who does care about the kids, and if Grelod is killed she actually puts them up for adoption (unlike Grelod, who refused to have any of them adopted because she used them basically as slaves).
    Grelod herself, though... you can literally murder her in plain sight and not even get a bounty for it. This woman is so hated by literally *everyone* that the law won't lift a finger for her if you kill her.

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      that always bothered me. how you can butcher a woman in front of 4 kids and nobody cares. How is it possible to be hated this much ?

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@gildeddrake1479 Recalling some personal experiences, there are some people I can name that are as vile as Grelod to the point that their deaths wouldn't be even mourned, so much as celebrated....

    • @nothisispatrick1797
      @nothisispatrick1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@gildeddrake1479 the kids even cheered for me when I killed her

    • @Ivanus59
      @Ivanus59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@gildeddrake1479 She literally had set up shackles in the orphanage to keep children bound, like in a mini-dungeon. :]

    • @nakyderp1185
      @nakyderp1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I didn't kill her but when I killed grelog she just started running around like a little fool and I couldn't adopt a child ssooooooooo

  • @lyschatz4977
    @lyschatz4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    Sofie broke my heart when she said "thanks for talking to me", I had no choice but to adopt her

    • @Vimefy
      @Vimefy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 🥲

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TheLatiosnlatias02 oh, real? How'd you set it up?

    • @ElGranSanto
      @ElGranSanto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You absolutely had a choice, but it's good to know that you aren't a monster.

    • @HarmonyEdge
      @HarmonyEdge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sophie is basically The Little Match Girl: Skyrim Edition.
      EDIT: Just wanna add just how heartwarming it was to have Sofie live in Proudspire, seeing her from sleeping on a hay spread on a freezing sidewalk in a perpetually frigid city and scraping by to survive to happily playing tag with other kids in the sunshine at Solitude...

    • @bobbyberro8107
      @bobbyberro8107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HarmonyEdge I took Sophie to solitude earlier today and seeing her happy was so heartwarming

  • @williampearce5757
    @williampearce5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I love how Sissel's father's name, Lemkil, is an anagram of "Kill Me".

    • @superabdoking5372
      @superabdoking5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's almost as if he wants to die

    • @süssertodv5
      @süssertodv5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      well, my hand slipped and my sword accidentally slash him 23 times

    • @williampearce5757
      @williampearce5757 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@süssertodv5 That kills people? Huh. I'll have to remember that next time.

    • @mattstix6513
      @mattstix6513 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I'll just be granting his wish now!

    • @1ucky1ux
      @1ucky1ux ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@süssertodv5 thats a crazy coincidence im shocked out of my mind

  • @crisiumhd8956
    @crisiumhd8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    People: games have only violence and brutality in them!
    Skyrim:

    • @arthurbo3847
      @arthurbo3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Skyrim: the first thing you see is a guy getting his head cut off and a dragon burning a town to the ground

    • @wacam9234
      @wacam9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG!!! I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!!!

    • @wacam9234
      @wacam9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@arthurbo3847 I've seen worse things in Skyrim

    • @arthurbo3847
      @arthurbo3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wacam9234 fair enough but y'know

    • @crisiumhd8956
      @crisiumhd8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@arthurbo3847 Yeah, but people think it's ONLY violence

  • @poeissalty5807
    @poeissalty5807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Why does the game allow me to adopt only two children?
    Where are Skyrim's child protective services?

    • @BlackRose445Family
      @BlackRose445Family 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think that is probably what the dragonborn does for retirement plans, just starts a whole movement called “CARE”

    • @rinjaniii326
      @rinjaniii326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now now.....You dont want Bethesda to get sued by COPPA now, would you?
      On second thought, that might be a nice laugh

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You can own like 10 houses, each with a guard (and depending on the house up to three other workers), who can look after kids. You could probably take in and support every orphan if Skyrim. Even if you don't live with them, that's still tons better than what most of them have now.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Evija3000 ikr

    • @everyonehasmynames2420
      @everyonehasmynames2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Evija3000 If only the vanilla game allowed you to adopt more than two, luckily a mod allows you to have up to six.

  • @bubblygummibear
    @bubblygummibear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    I adopted Lucia and Sofie. Sofie brought home a fox one day and he just intently watches her sleep

    • @ODSTSniper68
      @ODSTSniper68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That's some guardian fox shit.

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *nine-tailed fox intensifies*

    • @cinnabar_
      @cinnabar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      yeah Lucia bring snow fox too, but god i hate it when the fox keeps growling, like chill man, my child gave you food

    • @ilikedylnald4496
      @ilikedylnald4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @gf9885
      @gf9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sofia is a she not a he

  • @BillionairesArentYourFriends
    @BillionairesArentYourFriends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I adopted Lucia and Blaise myself. I wish I didn't have to install mods to adopt more. I wanted to adopt Sophie after watching the Dark Elves pity her and see her sleep outside. She definitely has it the worst imo. It's so cold there.

    • @robertmandl9326
      @robertmandl9326 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I started a new character just yesterday and I was able to buy the small house in Whiterun before even hitting level 10; I immediately adopted Lucia afterwards.
      Once I make it to Windhelm Sophie comes with me too.
      With one of those odd buff bugs and Lydia at my home as well as decent furnishings they'll never be alone and cold again.

    • @aros0018
      @aros0018 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In one of my favorite playthroughs my character's reaction was basically "This little girl just walked up to an orc wearing full heavy armor and asked him if he wanted to buy a flower. Either she's just that desperate or has balls of steel and either way I'm taking her in from the cold."

  • @anoldtimer
    @anoldtimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Me: I’m not going to adopt kids.
    Sofie: Want to buy some flowers?
    Me: *Well...*

    • @Kaftan
      @Kaftan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I bought her flowers, but she bought my heart.

    • @gyronnax
      @gyronnax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm on the same,
      in skyrim i i mostly Adopt Sofia because i feel bad for her.

  • @chairgang5762
    @chairgang5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Those moments when you give your kid a dagger and the kid says thanks and goes crazy on the dummy. I like to think I'm a good parent

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Then later in life like when he's a teenager you send him up to high hothgar to train to use the voice and voila you get dhovakin Jr.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was never more proud than when my “daughter” starting wailing on her practice dummy with the orcish dagger I gave her.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewjohnson6716 Lucia is definitely a fighter in training. Alesan seems to have a gentler disposition.

  • @bugcatcherjacky1334
    @bugcatcherjacky1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Me: "Alright so, I'm going to have to do a lot of things, time to get going!"
    Random kid: "Hey, wanna play tag?"
    Me: "OMG YES!"
    *Proceeds to play with kids all day*

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’ve done that while I was on the phone with my friend and it was about 30 minutes later and he says so have you found the place yet (some mission i don’t remember) and I was like I’m still playing tag with the kids in whiterun hes like youre kidding and im like yeah i am...im actually playing hide and seek now and the sight and the “oh my god dria why” *me smiling with a halo over my head*

    • @bugcatcherjacky1334
      @bugcatcherjacky1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao. The best part is that I actually hate children IRL.

    • @S1n22bandit
      @S1n22bandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NGl u sound very sus

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this is the story of how the world ended in a bloody civil war as dragons killed the last few survivors

    • @joachim673
      @joachim673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's pretty unfair once you learn whirlwind sprint

  • @ltnemesis9562
    @ltnemesis9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is truly a testament to Skyrim’s world building. People care about these kids so much that they’re willing to buy a house just to give them a home. (Myself included). One of the reasons I love Skyrim so much.

    • @LGseeker
      @LGseeker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They even created a mod where you can adopt all of them.

    • @Noobzlikeu
      @Noobzlikeu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell, I went and built 3 mansions from scratch (Hearthfire add-on) so that they would have a selection of big houses to pick from.

  • @meh.3918
    @meh.3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    When I first started playing Skyrim I was like "I'm gonna murder everyone and be really mean" and then immediately adopted Lucia when I saw her

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The bane of every evil character:
      Orphans.

    • @wolfynadark7453
      @wolfynadark7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@doomguy19931 You either make more of them, or adopt all of them

    • @SunsetTwist
      @SunsetTwist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know this is old, but its just like those "A really evil guy but a really good dad" videos

    • @meh.3918
      @meh.3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SunsetTwist omg I love those videos lol

    • @ticcitina7093
      @ticcitina7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This reminds me of silco 😅

  • @elliothough7238
    @elliothough7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    When you join the imperial's and adopt sofie
    Sofie: My father was a stormclock soldier he never came back-
    Me: *sweating intensifies*

    • @Smoking_Man
      @Smoking_Man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Blaise: I wanna join the legion! Me: "destroy the child"

    • @reyhanalexander3574
      @reyhanalexander3574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hahaha, totally me!

    • @kumbi8368
      @kumbi8368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Me: Adopt Sofie and Blaise
      Sofie and Blaise: *DEATH-STARE!*

    • @Legion-zf2ju
      @Legion-zf2ju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Crap i just remembered that i joined the imperials

    • @elliothough7238
      @elliothough7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Legion-zf2ju hah same

  • @kingjombo1096
    @kingjombo1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Once during the serial killer quest I watched the dude actually STAB SOPHIE, she didn't die of course but it was still like GODDAMN

    • @ItsArgus
      @ItsArgus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      "Your feeble attempt at homicide is amusing to me mortal, believing that I, an immortal flower selling offspring can be defeated in such a manner." 'Laughs in mountain flowers'

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ItsArgus That was good 😂👌

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ItsArgus Man. I actually pictured Sophie saying this in a Jojo like style, while posing menacingly with her basket of flowers.

    • @memyselfandpeoples2
      @memyselfandpeoples2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ItsArgus she's a daedric prince confirmed

  • @Saasan
    @Saasan ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I always tell myself to have some variety with my playthroughs but Sophie is a guarantee adopt. The second I found out she sleeps outside in Windhelm I was like "Okay, you're coming home with me".

    • @FinestFantasyVI
      @FinestFantasyVI ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, the 2nd I saw a poor homeless flower girl in that shitty freezing city, she was my guaranteed first adoption

  • @theinvisiblboom
    @theinvisiblboom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    “Maybe he will grow up to be an adventurer, just like you.”
    *soft crying in the distance*

  • @jinx1987
    @jinx1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3410

    Bethesda won’t kill kids but will force you to watch kids suffer inhumane living conditions
    Edit: I come back after 8 months and HOLY CRAP THE LIKES!!!

    • @arcadeius7817
      @arcadeius7817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It's a war. You should play Witcher 3 and see what happens to kids in there.

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Dancing Deity i'm sure you want to
      edit: u don't what you missing out on. kids dying and shit...

    • @taythree5549
      @taythree5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's why we have mods, to put them out of their misery.... and our sight.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taythree5549 I support a cleansing. Those wretches are useless if they aren't in a workhouse as cheap labour!

    • @cameronlane3567
      @cameronlane3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bethesda logic at its best

  • @GeoLagann
    @GeoLagann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    I farmed up 25,000 gold cause I thought if you had the most expensive house you could adopt more children! I WAS BETRAYED!

    • @zealousrider6612
      @zealousrider6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Alexandru ______adoption mod bruh

    • @5szr
      @5szr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Alexandru ______ nah kill em

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I spent my dark brotherhood money and my savings and was also betrayed

    • @laundrewashington3734
      @laundrewashington3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As big as that house is I should be able to get more than 2 children dammit!!!!!

    • @heehee9613
      @heehee9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@laundrewashington3734 you can get the multiple adoptions mod, it lets you adopt up to 6 kids

  • @CaptainCappin
    @CaptainCappin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Maybe they’ll become adventurers, just like you”, got me at the end with that. Enough to make the Dragon tear up.

  • @deangelo4482
    @deangelo4482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    When you're dragon born and own like ten houses but can only have two kids

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      De angelo some bs

    • @ominousmuffins
      @ominousmuffins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're okay with modding, there's this. www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/29249

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I've always liked to imagine that once my character passed away, he leaves all his equipment behind for the 2 children he (I) adopted, with them becoming two Great adventurers, with the two Dadric Dagers I've forged for them (what can I say, I'm a cool dad, I even enchanted and named them... The daggers I mean)

    • @leahb7335
      @leahb7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm glad you clarified that. 😂

    • @officialeuladegenerate4035
      @officialeuladegenerate4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      kids when they see the heritage:
      so basically father was member of the dark brotherhood, guild of thieves, companion, he meet all the daedras, killed all the dragonpriest and took their mask, acumulate much of unique stick, killed a gard of every city just for his collection of armor set and he also have letters from every importants personalitys of the entire tamriel...
      Yes.

    • @ravioliking5246
      @ravioliking5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      JemLesKevins EtLesPanda and I forgot to mention he killed the emperor

    • @JordanOpitz
      @JordanOpitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I gave them a wooden sword but used a +400% smithing bonus when upgrading it so it's stats are like 269 ... I like to imagine falkreath home getting attacked and Lucia and Sofie kicking the shit out of the bandits with the world's strongest wooden swords while rayya sits there laughing at the bandits 😅

    • @andrushattucknjfsc4165
      @andrushattucknjfsc4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HELL YEA

  • @ihatealex4015
    @ihatealex4015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    *sad music plays*
    Just for five dollars a month, you can save one of these Skyrim children.

    • @AdrianBludfang
      @AdrianBludfang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You mean 5 septims

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IN THE ARMS OF THE AEDRA!!!

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cameronjadewallace
      [Hears "that" song]
      *Changes the channel*

  • @Ellary_Rosewood
    @Ellary_Rosewood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I adopted Lucia on St. Lucia's Day in real life. Just felt that if was the universe telling me to adopt her. I don't know who I'll adopt next, but I'm glad Lucia was my first. ❤️

  • @natetso3307
    @natetso3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Game: You, almighty Dragonborn, slayer of Alduin and Miirak, victor of the civil war and countless battles, possessor of wealth beyond measure, and owner of every previously available home in all of Skyrim, may not adopt more than two children.
    Me: * begins cathartically beating the ever-loving shit out of Nazeem on repeat through reloads *

    • @homiedinosaur1318
      @homiedinosaur1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nazeem is a potential target in the Radiant Quest Dark Brotherhood Forever.

    • @natetso3307
      @natetso3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      J17 * vanishes off the face of reality to go in search of and complete this holiest of quests *

    • @BloodborneASN
      @BloodborneASN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J17 You're fucking with me right?

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DeAndre Clark one of the contracts is a nobleman in Whiterun. And do you know anyone else who would have gotten the Black Sacrament called down on them?

  • @mushroompoet
    @mushroompoet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    For a long time i would go buy Sofie's flowers every day because i didn't have a house for her to stay in. After working hard to be able to afford a house i finally adopted her.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Charlie Parker i did the same, sofie is so sad D:

    • @selobee4831
      @selobee4831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      One time when I tried to find her to adopt her, because she's one of my faves and always needs it so bad, I actually found her sleeping on the freezing cold ground!!! Adopted her immediately and she crashed my game while trying to leave Windhelm XD
      Still though, poor poor Sofie!

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Selo Bee What a way to repay your kindness.

    • @kodysedgwick8936
      @kodysedgwick8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Did yours bring home a fox?

    • @dinasty9363
      @dinasty9363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same Here ^^

  • @justacrusaderguy3320
    @justacrusaderguy3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    You've successfully guilt tripped me into downloading a mod that allows me the ability to adopt every Child in Skyrim.

    • @TomoMomoDomo
      @TomoMomoDomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Share name of mod plz

    • @agent4754
      @agent4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@TomoMomoDomo i just read in another comment that it's called the adoption mod.

    • @that.lesbian.1990
      @that.lesbian.1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need this info plz 😂😂

    • @mrushby4224
      @mrushby4224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TomoMomoDomo you can get the dlc hearthfire useless comes with the game but I think you can only get two childs

    • @revparravager3184
      @revparravager3184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So how does it work? You basically have an unlimited access to each of your homes to have children in them? Or does it let you literally also buy other homes to use that normally arent purchasable? Like the Orphanage mentioned?

  • @laurenwaller8818
    @laurenwaller8818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This playthrough I'm definitely adopting Alesan and Sofie. I feel like Sofie and Alesan would freeze to death without a second chance. Alesan would definitely die an early death working in the mines as a child. They have the saddest stories and situations to me. And both are sweethearts and very hardworking.
    Once Grelod is dead, Honorhall isn't the worst place for the four kids already there and it's better than an abusive family for Sissel and Britte (I hope that Constance will be a good influence for Britte). Lucia and Blaise definitely have sad lives, but they live in warmer areas of Skyrim that are economically stable. Lucia could find her place working at the temple of Kynareth or the inn and Blaise could end up inheriting the farm once all the adults die or are too old to do anything (or I could just speed the process up and kill them all)? Regardless, I think these two could make a life, even in their current situations. But Alesan and Sofie would probably die before they hit their teenage years.

    • @gabriellepark240
      @gabriellepark240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s exactly what I thought in my current playthrough. They’re freezing to death!

    • @SparkleLuna77
      @SparkleLuna77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok. That’s definitely my choice on my next playthrough.

    • @MistuhFlawed
      @MistuhFlawed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And now I know who to adopt tysm! 😂

    • @SpiritDragonSD
      @SpiritDragonSD ปีที่แล้ว +17

      With mods, I went with Blaise, Sofie, Alesan, and Lucia. A week later, I said "screw it" and adopted the other four from the Riften orphanage as well. Now Proudspire Manor is bustling with life. 👍

    • @Greeninja3
      @Greeninja3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpiritDragonSD lucky 🥲🥲I wish I had that mod to adopt more

  • @1KQ_
    @1KQ_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Man something so weird happened when I went to get Blaise, after I adopted him everyone at the farm were murdered 😯😯 so unfortunate...

    • @xxxCyber24xxx
      @xxxCyber24xxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      It happened to you too wow so...... unfortunate someone should really look into that

    • @1KQ_
      @1KQ_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@xxxCyber24xxx ikr? The devs should really fix that

    • @turd6099
      @turd6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol

    • @magalimizuki3752
      @magalimizuki3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It happened when I had Cicero was a follower, maybe that's why?..

    • @chaoticnart9922
      @chaoticnart9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Omg same here wow

  • @ArtblockInsomniac
    @ArtblockInsomniac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    I really wish you could adopt more than two kids....

    • @sergi00
      @sergi00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dl a mod

    • @kierstantruscott7952
      @kierstantruscott7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I would wanna adopt all the kids just so all the kids have a nice place to stay

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just download a mod

    • @thomasschulz8477
      @thomasschulz8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just mod

    • @I-Colt
      @I-Colt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's also a boarding school mod where you can sent the childrens to enroll. Like in Harry Potter, where they got an Owl, the school mod got mini Alduin.

  • @zensawa271
    @zensawa271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Sissel's dad's name is Lemkil, more like "Kill Me".

    • @tiffany5756
      @tiffany5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      No more like lemme kill

    • @azuxiv
      @azuxiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      he really pulled a voldemort lol
      *writes "lemkil" on air*
      *waves magic wand*
      "kill me"

    • @yenravicus
      @yenravicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Daaaymn. Never realized the anagram on this one.

    • @Smirving
      @Smirving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me learned u can adopt 2 kids: you have commited a crime agaisnt me
      and im killed every god damn people on riften my bounty is 100 k xd

    • @ElrenNarvarom
      @ElrenNarvarom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's actually and easter egg from devs so u get that u're meant to kill him

  • @Ghost-ql3hl
    @Ghost-ql3hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Honestly it would have been an amazing secret feature if after a certain event or something. The children actually grew up and you could have them as followers

  • @evilcornet309
    @evilcornet309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I still remember the young girl selling flowers, I always bought them whenever I saw her. Then one day during a Thieves Guild quest, Sofia was there sleeping in the open in the cold all alone.
    She became my daughter in less than 10 seconds.

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bethesda knew what they were doing. lol

    • @khopps7420
      @khopps7420 ปีที่แล้ว

      This got me too. It was dark and snowing. I couldn't leave her

  • @jackhammerson8044
    @jackhammerson8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    “Maybe they WILL become an adventurer. Like you.”
    Bruh you don’t have to get me in the feels like that man

    • @ODSTSniper68
      @ODSTSniper68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you could actually train them and stuff, I would train them to be thiefs like me and introduce them to the thiefs guild. And maybe they would become nightingales. Ya never know.

    • @geministargazer9830
      @geministargazer9830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I did actually give them proper daggers so maybe lol

    • @kayemonk9712
      @kayemonk9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUDE SAME

    • @ZukBo
      @ZukBo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ODSTSniper68 I hope that's a feature in the next elder scrolls. Just training them and even possibly seeing them grow up slowly when you finish every single mission in the game.

    • @eddieguererro46
      @eddieguererro46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Thinks of all the risky, random, morally grey/border evil things i've done)
      *Im flattered, but please reconsider!*

  • @NCRDesertRanger
    @NCRDesertRanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    they shoulda allowed us to run orphanages and foster homes. I could've provided and had plenty to spoil these poor children

    • @chanchan05
      @chanchan05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You can like, get a house mod and adoption mod to get all these kids. Elysium Estate has like 8 extra beds apart from yours.

    • @crossgamer2261
      @crossgamer2261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There's a custom house called Dragons Keep that's also a boarding school. I think there's enough room for every vanilla child, not including your actual adopted kids

    • @Leo-ti4ml
      @Leo-ti4ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And i wish i could be a Jarl

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can't you do that with hearthome DLC too? i know you can build a child room, i'm not sure but the space it takes should offer more than 2 beds?

    • @chanchan05
      @chanchan05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hearthfire only allows 2 kids to be adopted. Using adoption mods allows you to adopt more, and to adopt more you also need more than the two beds provided by Hearthfire DLC in the homes. Otherwise even the Hearthfire Adoptions mod that I mentioned won't work.

  • @darkstar4977
    @darkstar4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I didn’t think sofie had it that bad when i saw her making money (off me) from selling all her flowers and seeing her at the inn. Then what changed my mind completely was the fact i saw her sleeping in a heaping pile of snow. Yeah no, that not gonna fly with me

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2557

    I wish there were some Argonian and Khajiit kids to adopt. Hopefully we get some in Elder Scrolls 6.

    • @JTD19881369
      @JTD19881369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Im only adopting Nords in Skyrim.. maybe if it took place in Elswyre i would adopt a Kajhit... then again i always play as a heavy one handed nord....

    • @cursiverain6261
      @cursiverain6261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      There's a mod for khajiit and argonian child

    • @hugzpls
      @hugzpls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      There's a mod for that and OMG the Khajit children are so cute!!!

    • @sparkslegends7482
      @sparkslegends7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On the Xbox One?

    • @cursiverain6261
      @cursiverain6261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sparkslegends7482 yeah 😊there's 2 khajiit children you can get boy and girl and 1 argonian boy

  • @lyndapietrzak785
    @lyndapietrzak785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    I adopted the boy samuel, one of the kids from the orphanage, and one day when I got back from a long day questing, he tells me something followed him home. One would expect a dog or something but no...my kid brought home a baby mudcrab...I still haven't gotten over that. And yes I let him keep it cause honestly who else has a mudcrab as a pet?

    • @kelduarjudgester9083
      @kelduarjudgester9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Over time in different play throughs I have had 3 foxes, a rabbit, and I think a chicken or goat. Tiny mudcrab is on my to experience list now, thank you!

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Came home to find Lucia had adopted a wolf, and Sofie had a frigging Charaus, gave me so many jumpscares when i slept in Morthal's Homestead...

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i adopted hroar and he also brought home a mudcrab!! i was delighted lol

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I had Samuel and Kayd once, and one of them (don’t remember who) brought home a skeever. I had my weapon drawn ready for this skeever to attack me but nope it was just their pet now.
      Another time I had Lucia. She got me a mini white fox and by the nine it was so cute.

    • @veero8130
      @veero8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha really? XD mine brought back a fox, thought that was default. Skyrim still amazes me with this little details

  • @willow8186
    @willow8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Sofie is my go-to adoptee, I can't stomach the thought of her living and sleeping on the freezing streets of WIndhelm, trying to sell flowers in an enviornment where they hardly even grow :(
    Only in my recent playthrough did I not adopt her, I ended up impulsively adopting Blaise instead bc the farm was attacked by a huge ass dragon right when he was just sleeping on the ground by the stabes! Had to get him outta there! lol

    • @CheeseMan360
      @CheeseMan360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When I read your comment I was in the same area and a the same thing happened yep time to adopt a kid

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wanted to adopt her but i cant stand child abuse so I adopted sissle and before that I already had alesan because I didn’t want him to keep having nightmares with the rest of the town

    • @90strend38
      @90strend38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wavewave3161
      Head over the the Dawnstar Inn, there'll be a quest for you to stop those nightmares happening in Dawnstar. 😊

    • @Gwynbleiddsanity
      @Gwynbleiddsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      just put 1000 gold in her pockets

    • @staffy888
      @staffy888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know you can adopt Blaise AND Sofie right?

  • @Xanthriel
    @Xanthriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I chose Sofie and Sissel. I feel for all the children (even britte to an extent) but all other children have a relatively fair future and chance.
    Lucia may be a beggar in white run, but white run is a very safe and relatively prosperous city where she may find work when she’s older.
    All the orphanage kids I feel have a great future when the place is taken over by Constance.
    The only other one I worry about is Anesan but I think despite his tough life, he has a good home with the miners in Dawnstar.
    Sissel deserves more than an abusive home and you could argue maybe she’d find a future with the town mage, but I still think she’s better off being adopted.
    Even if you take down the Windhelm butcher, the ground is still cold and windhelm is a harsh place for a child like sofie to the point the looked down upon dark elves take pity on her.

  • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
    @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if there was a dialogue option for trying to adopt Babette? Man, seeing her reaction to “Do you want me to adopt you?” Would be so funny.

    • @joobletmaster5000
      @joobletmaster5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      oh my god yes

    • @spoops752
      @spoops752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Y'know, I could see that being an actual strategy for murders in a way. I'm not quite sure how to explain

    • @sen7826
      @sen7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I came here because of your comment,
      Stayed here because of your username and pfp.

    • @mushi3493
      @mushi3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *vampire noises*

    • @AQuietVoice2022
      @AQuietVoice2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I read that wrong initially and thought it was Babette adopting the Dragonborn... That would be cool too.

  • @NAUOCEANFRESH
    @NAUOCEANFRESH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Maybe its in the end of your to do list"
    My list:
    •Buy a house
    •adopt

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *buy house
      *adopt
      *adopt
      *buy second house
      *load multiple adoptions mod
      *adopt
      *adopt
      *repeat

  • @lilredstrawberriez
    @lilredstrawberriez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "Adopting a kid may be the last thing on your to do list."
    I'm grinding to get a house so I can adopt one-

    • @KungFuKendrick
      @KungFuKendrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm currently working to buy the manor in Solitude

    • @CombatMagic
      @CombatMagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Damn straight, that was my first real quest when I arrived to Whiterun, and I spoke to Lucia.

    • @prestoninja5347
      @prestoninja5347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same tho

    • @vennissaciviet994
      @vennissaciviet994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@marissal2181 same! I just now got off (currently 2:56 am) and now im looking for my second child to adopt...I just adopted Lucia.

    • @RiverWorksCo
      @RiverWorksCo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, same here

  • @Seek1878
    @Seek1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    If you kill the twins' father they're both sent to the Honorhall orphanage so I think that is a better outcome for them even without adoption.
    You can also leave Constance alive, lol, she's nice to the kids.

    • @yeetisgeetis
      @yeetisgeetis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yup, and constance (after you start the DB questline,, it's particular lol) sends you a letter eventually and you can then adopt any of the kids at the orphanage.

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He killed Constance in a more over the top way than Grelod. lol

    • @west3Dgaming
      @west3Dgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah killing Constance was messed up

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@west3Dgaming I simply flamed Grelod and noped out while Constance freaked out over the body, lol.

    • @Lux_the_Lost
      @Lux_the_Lost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep, it's not really necessary. Constance will initially freak out, but in reality nobody gives two shits that Grelod is dead (it's impossible to get a bounty from killing the old crone; you can waltz right up to her, outright tell her her time's up and suplex her so hard her brain goes into her knees in front of them all, and nobody will care).

  • @theslickimpala5308
    @theslickimpala5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I went to the Riften Orphanage and all the kids were like, “This lady is so mean 😢”. So I just went up to her and W H A C K

    • @andrewmarriott378
      @andrewmarriott378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wabba-whacked her.

    • @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333
      @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I poisoned her while she was asleep.

    • @KungFuKendrick
      @KungFuKendrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 I suplexed her in front of everyone

    • @elpenguinotierno6238
      @elpenguinotierno6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gave her a headshot from a crossbow with an exploing bolt. All the kids were like: "Wow look at the fireworks!"

    • @west3Dgaming
      @west3Dgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I checked with them first as well just in case I couldn't trust this random child summoning the devil over his mothers corpse.
      Killing Constance is messed up. The kids like her. I murdered Grelod in the dead of night

  • @corwyn-corduroy
    @corwyn-corduroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    The child who should be #1 adoptee but is for some reason unadoptable: Aventus Arentino, the boy who triggers the Dark Brotherhood questline. The boy is all alone in this giant, empty, house that the rest of the city thinks is cursed, trying to summon the Dark Brotherhood. After you do his quest, he never returns to Honorhall, he stays in that house full of personal ghosts - probably to scared to make the trek back to Riften.
    Bethesda did us dirty by not being able to adopt him

    • @corwyn-corduroy
      @corwyn-corduroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Just plain typical adoption, though it would be cool if you could also make him into a trainee for something? No killing just yet, not at that age, just skills that would be useful for anyone, probably some Thief skills too, and work up to killing when he's ready.

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@corwyn-corduroy I disagree. He has a whole house that is not really cursed n a fortune. He's from a rich family respected in Windhelm. he also says at the end of the questline that he will return to honorhall. though they never scripted that. All the kids in this list need adoption more than him.
      What we should be able to do for him however is getting him a custodian to help him restore the house, cook and clean and make sure he's not alone. maybe the jarl could be paid to give this job to one of his veterans wife's.
      alternatively it should be possible to accompany him back to honorhall, make a donation there on behalf of the kids and talk to Jarl ulfric to make sure his inheritance will be looked after for him til he's grown up to claim it.

    • @jaievkeenblade4012
      @jaievkeenblade4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JH-zs3bs How do you know his family is rich and respected? He only had his mom before she died, though? And he gives us the only inheritance he has 🤔
      Anyway, when I first entered the house, I was hiding next to the door where he was. I was shocked at first to see the dead body but he was so desperate and just wanted to save everyone... So I found a mod to adopt him and he was the first I took in. I regret not seeing the mod that allows you to adopt up to 6 kids, it is not advised to install it during a game... I would have adopted him + the 5 hardworking/abused/starved/freezing to death kids 😭

    • @devinkormanik1896
      @devinkormanik1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I used mods to adopt aventus, he's now my protege

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly.

  • @a.c.1605
    @a.c.1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I had to adopt Lucia as soon as I got Breezehome, and then quickly adopted Sofi after I moved into Vlindrell hall. Next thing I know, I come home from a wild adventure of handing daedra and dragons their own asses and am greeted with my daughters calling each other “Horker Brain”...All I wanted to do was relax lmao

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My children are elf ear children

    • @microwaav
      @microwaav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Linguineo
      i got home to solitude one day to give my kids presents in time for the weekly burning of king olaf festival. walked into my home and heard samuel call sofie 'elf ears'.
      my character being a dark elf (and in general not tolerating bullying), i grounded samuel for the day with no gifts and gave sofie her new set of clothes, a dagger, and both her and her brother's share of sweetrolls.

    • @Dr_Diaz
      @Dr_Diaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf lmaooo

    • @AmritZoad
      @AmritZoad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL. I did the same!

    • @doomspidey1737
      @doomspidey1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: *taking notes on the insults cause dayum*

  • @sparkiebunnie8
    @sparkiebunnie8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I adopted Lucia as I was rampaging through Whiterun and murdering guards, stealing food, etc etc...and she literally saw said "You're awesome!!" So I adopted her right away.

  • @AdelardRen
    @AdelardRen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I find it rather frustrating that I can only adopt two children. I'm pretty sure my character is well off enough to have a slew of kids.

    • @waffleLord929
      @waffleLord929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is a multiple adoption's mod for xbox one users

    • @keishabriannax
      @keishabriannax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof same

    • @Zeyox96
      @Zeyox96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a multiple adoptions mod on Steam, at least for the original Skyrim.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I own a gigantic manor I could fit a bunch of kids in my basement

    • @wildfirebecky3679
      @wildfirebecky3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, there definitely aren't 4 children's beds and 2 full-size beds. Just throw all of your kids in the dim-lit, even with all the sconces, basement.

  • @zalabit927
    @zalabit927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Kids are immortal, they can handle themselves against a dragon.
    *Argonian kid appears*
    I'LL TAKE 4

    • @liamrichardson6830
      @liamrichardson6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "I'll take your entire stock!"

    • @anklebreaker6473
      @anklebreaker6473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1.9 billion gold

    • @wishingstar1666
      @wishingstar1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss xD

    • @cerealjam
      @cerealjam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wonder why we don't see them

    • @jacobniemann4756
      @jacobniemann4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I gave my daughter Lucia mehrunes razor and she one tapped a legendary dragon in the whiterun shopping court I lost my shit it was so funny

  • @xxvvttts
    @xxvvttts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    I am so confused how do you adopt jarl balgruf

    • @lordskyrim2495
      @lordskyrim2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Lol. Funny thing is... if you sat i his seat your body is slouched like his. Nothing is more satisfying than sitting on a jarl seat. Then fast forward to morning. Then talk to the Jarls while they stand and you're in their seat.

    • @Hummabubba
      @Hummabubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I cackled

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@lordskyrim2495 The Jarl is ok with it because they're taking the day off. It's a tough job.

    • @dill1899
      @dill1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Tj Labatte This comment made me laugh so fucking hard. I keep thinking about it at random times and bursting out laughing

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Weight Overload this made laugh hard

  • @kathreath1
    @kathreath1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just in case anyone is unaware, there is a mod out there called Hearthfire Multiple Adoptions that allows you to adopt up to six kids. Just make sure you have a compatible house or else you won't be able to adopt more than two.
    Edit: Alternatively if it is not in your character's intention to adopt, there is another mod out there where you can send ANY child (orphaned or not) to Dragons Keep, an academy very like Hogwarts where they can learn to defend themselves!
    My "always adopt" are in this order:
    1. Sofie (Always first)
    2. Lucia
    3. Sissel
    4. Blaise
    5. Alesan (I only choose Alesan last because yes, they work him to the bone but he has a warm place to sleep at night.)
    6. Britte (only if I'm feeling generous. I did read online that once they are adopted, they treat each other as if they were strangers beforehand. I was of the mind to ignore her in the orphanage, but I went to go speak to her and she looked up at me and no sh!t, she said "..mama.." My heart broke.)

  • @hdimyb9856
    @hdimyb9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I like how he looks at it from such a realistic perspecive. It makes it feel real and like you can actually help someone who is in a realistic situation, even though it's just a videogame.

    • @davidlilley2736
      @davidlilley2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even hearing them in game you feel for them too

    • @panickednoodle
      @panickednoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How resigned the children themselves sound also adds to it, they know they have no hope.
      Memento Mori

    • @McPlayer8t
      @McPlayer8t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I felt bad for not adopting Sofie, I already had Lucia and Hroar, but then one time she, for some reason, had 500+ flower baskets for sale, so I bought them all except one. She is now the richest person in Eastmarch.

  • @gwendolynsnyder463
    @gwendolynsnyder463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "maybe they will grow up to be an adventurer... like you..." yeah, until they take an arrow to the knee xD

  • @minihalkoja590
    @minihalkoja590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I soul trapped Sissel’s father and decapitated him in the middle of the field.
    Totally worth the 1000 gold.

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Then put his soul into a dagger and give it to Sissel...

    • @Shade-1337
      @Shade-1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@itzplant3196 imma do this in my next game lol

    • @AQuietVoice2022
      @AQuietVoice2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I get the Black Star before I do any assassinations (and bonus black soul gems for when I have more named targets) and other deliberate murders; and I craft and enchant different things and name the item after the soul used to power the enchantment. Grelod the Kind is always turned into an Iron Dagger that causes fear. Lemkil is a pair of iron gauntlets with a pugilism upgrade. The orc bard of Morthal becomes a necklace for speechcraft.

    • @jishnugupta8963
      @jishnugupta8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AQuietVoice2022 Any Idea for Nazeer's Soul... 🤣

    • @AQuietVoice2022
      @AQuietVoice2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jishnugupta8963 Nazeer would go well in a scimitar with a fiery soul bind enchantment, or an Alikir Hood with an archery enchantment. As an assassin, let him feed a weapon or a tool to aid in assassination.

  • @alexandersavage305
    @alexandersavage305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I usually adopt Alesan and Sofie. They all have tough stories, but at least Sissel, Blaise, and Lucia won’t die of hypothermia, exhaustion, or Calixto murder.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    *Sissel:* "I had a dream that there was a good dragon. He was old and grey, but not scary"
    *Literally everyone:* _"U wot m8??"_

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Galimeer5: This here fella is a truther.

    • @nikkiburger7711
      @nikkiburger7711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *thinks Paarthurnax* then remembers he becomes a tyrant to the other dragons..

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whiterun Guard: *insert nicholas cage meme*

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Nikki Burger: No he doesn't, Oda-how-da-fuck-you-spell-his-name-ving is saying that from a dragon's point of view, a creature who instinctually takes orders from whoever is the strongest and dominates anyone weaker than they, The Way of the Voice with its strict spiritual rules that require pacifism and detachment from the world in order to achieve peace with ones self, would seem tyrannical to an average Dragon as it is in direct conflict with their very nature. Paarthurnaax himself describes his own struggle with this on numerous occasions but maintains it's a far better life than the way he was previously living.

    • @nicoledavis5719
      @nicoledavis5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      she literally saw Parthanaux!!! so fucking cool

  • @lillithb1661
    @lillithb1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Me going into the orphanage: “Gee, I’m not so sure about this. The kids might be upset if I kill her in front of them-“
    Grelod: “Anyone who misses a spot gets three extra beatings and no meal for the day!”
    Me: *equips fireball*
    Kids: “Yayyyy dark brotherhood, you saved us!”
    Me who proceeded to destroy the dark brotherhood: 😅

    • @primigenius623
      @primigenius623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Totally my playthrough, right here 👆😂

    • @zalvk1109
      @zalvk1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brandon Quist best questline in the game imo, you missed out

    • @lxrdnik3002
      @lxrdnik3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zalvk1109 fr

    • @novanettle7497
      @novanettle7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Brandon Quist Exaclty. And all those assasins sent after me? All five of them? Yeah, orders *signed by you Astrid*.
      So sorry, can't hear you over the multiple attempts at my life, *Astrid*.

    • @duskbringer4583
      @duskbringer4583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brandon Quist Me: "...How about only one of us leaves this place alive?" *Takes out SCROLL OF FIRESTORM.*

  • @agentmonika2521
    @agentmonika2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    One time, I tried killing a few innocent npcs to upgrade my Ebony Blade and decided to kill Braith's parents unaware that Braith would end up at Honorhall Orphanage.
    When I went to the orphanage to adopt a child, I found her there. I adopted Braith and because of that, she became a surprisingly respectful child.
    I am proud to be Braith's legal guardian.

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @thenightwatcher6962
      @thenightwatcher6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmaoo

    • @pusongmanhid
      @pusongmanhid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow I never knew that can happen

    • @maosama3695
      @maosama3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@pusongmanhid yeah I did the same too. Fun fact though if you adopt braith and Lucia , Lucia will bully braith. Which is funny how braith was.

    • @pusongmanhid
      @pusongmanhid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Person With A Name yes, she does.

  • @JH-zs3bs
    @JH-zs3bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Alright, killing Constance is the most heartless thing anyone could do in skyrim!
    The kids actually love her. I didn't adopt anyone from there cause i know that after killing Grelod, constance will give them a mother's love
    And oviously the kids can't fend for themselves even with the house, which without an adult they certainly won't be allowed to keep.

    • @LuminousWhispers11
      @LuminousWhispers11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus, if we were being technical a kid would not last long on their own unless if they were in a big guarded city.

    • @Otval_bashky
      @Otval_bashky ปีที่แล้ว

      I killed her accidentally

  • @tiagosabugo1313
    @tiagosabugo1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Later in Google: remove limit of childs you can have Skyrim mod

    • @f9prox875
      @f9prox875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FUCKIN REL RN

  • @HJBae-hl1ck
    @HJBae-hl1ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    the tone of your voice makes me feel concerned for all these orphaned children and i have the strongest urge to adopt them all. well done

    • @Cgar776
      @Cgar776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What kind of sucks is that you can only adopt 2

    • @mrushby4224
      @mrushby4224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And stick an arrow in the back of that guys head

  • @misspopcoin2204
    @misspopcoin2204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I always adopt sophie. Windhelm is the coldest city in Skyrim & she has to sleep outside. She definitely doesn't have the means to survive the freezing temperatures.
    & I'm always torn between adopting blaise or Alesan, because they both work so hard for so little.
    If I could have it my way, I'd adopt all of them.

    • @RoanNebunescu
      @RoanNebunescu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      if you're on PC you can. Multiple adoption mod lets you adopt more kids. I think up to 6

    • @youngski249
      @youngski249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she is a nord. she can handle it

    • @mexamrc
      @mexamrc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always thought winterhold is the coldest. Since my clear skies doesn't seem to work on the snow 👀 lol

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mexamrc those damn mages and their magic...

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a nord tho

  • @jabberjaw2098
    @jabberjaw2098 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you adopt Sophie just make sure you buy all the flowers that she sells otherwise your game might glitch. Like mine did. Where you can’t give Sophie anything after you adopt her cause the flowers are still counted in her inventory.

  • @techwizpc4484
    @techwizpc4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “Maybe he will grow up to be an adventurer, just like you.”
    It would be interesting if in the next game the main character is an orphan raised by the dragonborn.

    • @santiagoac8911
      @santiagoac8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ooor if you can see your son/daughter grow up into an adult and helping you as a follower

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Random Villain - "Who the hell are you?!"
      Mysterious Figure- "I am the whirlwind. The coming of Dawn! Redeemer and Destroyer. I am Lucia: High Queen of Skyrim. Slayer of Dragons. Daughter of the Last Dragonborn, and your executioner!"

    • @santiagoac8911
      @santiagoac8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@asurasyn You seem like a person with good intentions with life

    • @asiahall9229
      @asiahall9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leanne Webber Not if she's a vampire.... :-D

  • @samlay9588
    @samlay9588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I definitely chose Lucia and Sofie. They're now lovely sisters with a huge lakeview manor to call home. I take them to Whiterun to play once a week, since I've found roleplaying in Skyrim is pretty fun. Sofie actually found me my final enchantment, too. Fortify stamina on a ring. God damn Bethesda tugging on my heartstrings like that! But it's fun once you can do something for the kids.

    • @auroraharmony2807
      @auroraharmony2807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lucia and Sofie are definitely the most deserving of salvation. The others have proper work, and shelter, but those two don’t.

    • @devonravenclaw5896
      @devonravenclaw5896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I used to play only the storylines because I didn't know you could do other things like get married and adopt kids and pets. So now I'm working on getting a house in riften so o can have a place for everyone 😁

    • @oohnaturel5717
      @oohnaturel5717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love Lucia but i adopt the kids who are struggling in Winter more - like Sofie and Alesan. Lucia might not have anyone (occasionally me when i use Breezehome as my weapons base) but she's not suffering the cold and Whiterun is one of the safest cities.
      I never adopted the Orphanage kids coz they have a freaking orphanage home all to themselves! And poor Sissel... I kill Lemkil everytime. Especially since I've faces childhood domestic abuse, I totally understand being the black sheep.

    • @kelihollow
      @kelihollow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I adopt both of them too as well. Although, it would be nice to adopt a little girl just like Lucia so she would kinda have a twin.

    • @kevinconrad6156
      @kevinconrad6156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only have one right now and that is Dorthe from Riverwood. Both her parents have died in separate dragon attacks.

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4977

    I wish you could adopt Aventus Aretino

    • @dagomeiudex6583
      @dagomeiudex6583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      And train him for Dark Brotherhood

    • @ColdFuse96
      @ColdFuse96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      You can on the PC version (with Mods).

    • @__KXNG__
      @__KXNG__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mermaid Boy SAME

    • @ViniciusAL20
      @ViniciusAL20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      If you have an xbox one you can too.

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      *ECH0_ Is_Lazy* bitch i am the listener

  • @jameswhitley4101
    @jameswhitley4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When I first met Lucia, I adopted her as soon as I had the resources. After that, however, I decided to be careful about who I adopted next, since I found out you could only adopt 2 kids. I headed over to Windhelm and while hunting for the butcher, found Sofie curled up in the corner, shivering in the cold winter wind... I did not second guess.

  • @cookiessprite
    @cookiessprite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    It's interesting that Sissel says she has a dream about a 'good old grey dragon.' Did she dream about Paarthurnax?

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Maybe Paarthurnax watched them andfelt her kind heart and showed himself in her dream.

    • @cameronlane3567
      @cameronlane3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My new kid can see the future. This is what it means

    • @blinky3552
      @blinky3552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think she’s really magically very strong and sees visions now that her powers have been awakened from Jouanne’s teachings

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I always hoped for more of a story line regarding that very thing. I mean why else make it a line said at all if you arent going to add to it. Why would a lonely abused sweet little girl be getting prophetic dreams about Parthurnaax? Who knows, because Bethesda sure doesn't.

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It just works

  • @vidmaster011
    @vidmaster011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I can hear it in the background...
    “In the arms of the angel...”

  • @subtotalaljar3620
    @subtotalaljar3620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I usually adopt the boy from Solitude whose parents were imperial soldiers and the girl whose parents were stormcloak rebels and have them call each other brother and sister because I find it cute to bring Skyrim’s children from both sides of the spectrum together...
    Plus I love the irony

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This whole was is bullshit tbh. I play as a Dark elf. So either I choose to side with the puppets of my degenerate cousins or side with racist assholes that would want me kicked out cuz I'm not a Nord, even if my home region was destroyed by a volcanic eruption. Fun.

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nightfuryyassamaru1683 I went with the Empire and granted Ulfric his last wish , I am imperial

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GX2re I first choose the Empire, then kill Ulfric, then join the Brotherhood to kill the Emperor. #DunmerSuppremacy #Nerevar

    • @broomy1610
      @broomy1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay? Go stormcloaks?

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nightfuryyassamaru1683
      I killed the Emperor first and then joined the Legion also I only used elf weapons to kill the targets so I have a pasty to take the blame for the Emperor's death.

  • @izakireemsi2783
    @izakireemsi2783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    At the start of the game when I reached Windhelm, Sofie came to me if I want to buy her flower and learnt her sad backstory and shit. That makes me prioritize to buy a house to adopt her immediately
    [15 November 2024] Edit : Wow two years since I made this comment. I forgot to mention that it was my first time playing Skyrim too when first met Sofie.

  • @SirBrucie
    @SirBrucie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    *watches video*
    me: :'(
    also me: *goes to nexus to install mod that lets you adopt multiple children*

    • @carlosreyna3920
      @carlosreyna3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, there's actually a mod that lets you do that?

    • @Itsmebirb
      @Itsmebirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not a Nazi Mmk? Bit harsh.

    • @carlosreyna3920
      @carlosreyna3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In my defense, there's all kinds of mods that lets you do crazy ass stuff. One that lets you adopt multiple children isn't that to impossible

    • @sadieadler9591
      @sadieadler9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's one called Hearthfire Multiple Adoptions, or something like that.

    • @tokyoseclipse8908
      @tokyoseclipse8908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I'm not a Nazi Mmk? Fuck sakes man im crying

  • @joeyc1236
    @joeyc1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    We need khajit/ argonian kids, and kids for every race in general
    Edit wow this might be the most likes ever on a comment

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The fact that they didn't causes a lot of confusion as is, Braith looks like every other child in Skyrim yet she's the biological child of 2 Redguards

    • @joeyc1236
      @joeyc1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      kurosakikun96 also a cat child would be the greatest thing ever

    • @jorgewilliam7103
      @jorgewilliam7103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      that's what mods are for

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dont believe khajit and argonians give birth in the conventional sense there are a number of caveats and consequences that may arise if handled improperly. Also most members of the beast races are outcasts and vagabonds lives not well set for children.

    • @maple653YTisannoying
      @maple653YTisannoying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well they may not have had the time to make the models for the other races of children and i think if you change a child’s race to something *using console commands of course* the model like bugs out well may be fake news but i’m pretty sure i read that on the wiki

  • @jessiethenerd3539
    @jessiethenerd3539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    You know, I was just having one of the worst days of my life (no exaggeration). But I feel ever so slighty better because of this video. Even if it's only a temporary relief, it helps all the same.
    I've got nothing witty to say today. Just... thanks. Your channel has helped me through some tough shit, and I appreciate it.

    • @casualbowloframen77
      @casualbowloframen77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jessie the book nerd Hey! I’ve seen you around!! Well there is one thing I can say... this is from the bottom of my heart. I wish all the best things in life and if you think you’ve hit rock bottom? Well we all know there is only one way to go: up. So spread your wings and fly to a new and brighter tomorrow :)

    • @JuiceHead3
      @JuiceHead3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      hey man sorry to hear about your shitty day. life fucking sucks sometimes, horrible shit happens to people that really don't deserve it. fortunately, a lot of times the bullshit is temporary so even though I don't know you're situation, hopefully things will get better. if you need someone to talk to or anything you can message me on twitter (its on my page)

    • @abandonware1874
      @abandonware1874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hope you see better days 😊

    • @sherrifdan8621
      @sherrifdan8621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn dude hope things get better for you. In the meantime just enjoy the wonders of youtube.

    • @jessiethenerd3539
      @jessiethenerd3539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thanks for the support, guys. It really does help.

  • @chrispanossian
    @chrispanossian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lucia and Blaise have been my children in every playthrough, as soon as I buy Breezehome they move in. They own every color of child's clothing, dozens of every toy and always have half a dozen healthy snacks in their inventory. They each have potions of ultimate healing, cure poison and cure disease. They both have a ridiculously high allowance; they each carry more gold than any shop in Whiterun. They both carry enchanted legendary dragonbone daggers that paralyze and steal health. They each have one pet, Lucia brought home a rabbit and Blaze found a mudcrab. Since every home needs a dog one of the Dawnstar huskies lives with us.

  • @luisvilca4467
    @luisvilca4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The first time I saw Sofie I bought all her flowers and left in a quest to raise 5000 gold's to finally get my house in whitetun after that I inmeditaly went to adopt her

    • @shadisnotamused
      @shadisnotamused 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I also always choose Sofie. Unlike the other kids who at least have a place to stay or a meal to eat she literally has nothing, plus has to sleep in really harsh climate.

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaaamee

    • @TheLegendOfKyler
      @TheLegendOfKyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @noraeld5020
      @noraeld5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the exact same thing lmao

  • @JKing-mj6yv
    @JKing-mj6yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I immediately adopted sofie when I saw her hanging around in windhelm because like inigo said, that is a place where dreams die.

  • @dragonborn9969
    @dragonborn9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I always give coins to Lucia, when o show up she instantly says something like “Your the best can you be my dad?” But I don’t have a home to adopt her

    • @ellerynelson8918
      @ellerynelson8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know same! I ended up doing a lot of quests and clearing tombs, so then I ended up with a TON of money. I bought Lakeview Manor, built the whole thing in a day, and then immediately went to Whiterun and adopted Lucia. Now I've been having the crisis of who else I want to adopt because I love them all

    • @darthnoxthegerman
      @darthnoxthegerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mariann Olen hello there.

    • @the1stanimekaratepup
      @the1stanimekaratepup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ellerynelson8918 I adopted Sofie. I have the multiple adoptions mod but I want to try out the other houses in the vanilla game, and you can't really move your kids there if you have too many. Also, I can't figure out how to move them into the Sagitar stables mod.

    • @shadowagent3363
      @shadowagent3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it creepy that I just gave her a coin and she's already begging me to adopt her. Like we just met lol

  • @BW-4012
    @BW-4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every time I pass one not remembering, I feel so bad.
    Skyrim knows how to make people feel bad about characters.