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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.พ. 2022
- Another Compilation of short The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion clips. Enjoy!
More funny Oblivion Npc Dialogues and meme stuff:
Oblivion - Funny Moments I • Oblivion being Oblivio...
Oblivion - Funny Moments II • Oblivion - 7 Minutes o...
I've been better: • Been better. How about...
Your money or your life? • A wild Oblivion Guard ...
Classic Oblivion Conversation: • Been better. How about...
#oblivion #elderscrolls #bethesda #games #gamingmemes #funny - เกม
That snow bit got me.
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Indeed
INDEED
Indeed
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I'm crying rn. Why is this not a meme reaction yet 😂
I will never get over the concept of Ulrich traveling the breadth of Cyrodiil just so he can tell all of its people how little he cares to know them.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
My absolute favorite part 😂😂
The life of a hater before the internet
"We need more snow!" "Indeed."
same
indeed.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
The man had an unconditional love for snow lol
@@RedGallardo I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
The instant change into armour shows true professionalism.
Those guys should try sleeping under the covers for a change.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
Professionals have standards
And then he's back to sleeping in his jammies before you hit the ground
He sleeps well for a murderer
The orc and redguard convo was actually pretty good by Oblivion standards.
Oh its you again.
"That was the strangest book I've ever read"
Ah yes, my favourite book: *y e l l o w*
1:47 One of tamriel last snow elves
Indeed!
I don't know you and I don't care to know you
@Jamie Hughes I don't know you and I don't care to know you
2:13 Bro just woke up and chose violence
Casually goes back to sleep after
I love how offended the Gray Fox gets that Ulrich Leland doesn’t know him and doesn’t CARE to know him
Ulrich Leland is much too Based and Red pilled. 😎
"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you!"
Grey Fox: (taps mask) "That's kind of the point."
Love how the guards are in the strangest positions and they're just casually like "Is there a problem. :l"
I wonder, so many such in videos, but I've never seen that during my hundreds of play hours.
i mean by the end its pretty clear the only thing they see is a problem is when you steal their mugs
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
@@hih2023(picks up mug) THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Playing this game religiously in my youth led to some very interesting dreams. It's no wonder, this whole game is a bit of a fever dream.
There's a fan theory that the events in the game were just a gambit to drive the hero of Kvatch insane enough to become the new Sheogorath.
@@foxymetroid It'd be pretty on brand for the lore tbh
I had one about this game. The way everyone looked at me was creepy
@@Mr.G_717 They knew you were a pickpocket.
"Indeed."
2:49 I fully believe in that statement
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
*All guards in the room awaken
"Here comes another one."
Sounds like they're used to dealing with citizens resisting arrests in the barracks at night.
If you've got better ideas as to how to spend Saturday nights, I'd like to hear it.
"I'm just warming up!"
"Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about"
@@MrBerserkinTime That's the cherry on top. THEY killed him, but they're still looking for the killer...
I can't speak to you right now. I am too busy drowning.
Followed by the sound of *Huge rock being dropped in the ocean*
1:39 this is the best game ever made
"Caught stealing from the thieves guild" and the member calling the guards lmao
For some reason the bird call in the distance at 1:14 makes that clip even funnier.
1:38 that felt like a manslayer gamerpoop moment
2:23 I don't know why, but akaviri katana + kvatch armor set just brings so much nostalgia. The moment of just getting into the game, after closing your first oblivion gate, still giving a damn about main quest in a Bethesda game.
The "I don't know you and I don't care to know you" guy is my spirit human.
"spirit human"🤨❓just say u relate to him strongly lol
@@GrayC_2478 I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
@@derkylos ok u too
1:39 This might be one of the funniest moments in a video game ever! The "indeed!" was comedic perfection. Thanks for the laughter!
2:28 the guard is fully respect, he spare his last minute of his life to listen the citizen..
1:06 Me whenever I try to socialize
Oh man that snow one was something out of a crackheads opera.
Complete insanity.
I love how the imperial guards tend to check the body of the player once they are done brutally murdering them. It's like they clean up their hands from the whole business and indicate to everyone around that "they didn't see a thing".
2:00 The Gray Fox is looking all confused. 😂
2:13 that was absolutely terrifying...
My worst nightmare: citizens turning into guards
and the way he turns back into a different person after, absolutely horrific
he just went back to sleep.... and then a other guard appeard is like " body is still cold, looks like there is killer here"
@@lordescanor8232 Another guard: who could've killed this innocent man!?
Straight up choose violence.
1:27 I remember first meeting this guy, I was like, "What a rude Elf, I ought to teach him a lesson!" then after talking to him, "Nevermind, he declined me in such a gentle way 😊"
2:45 i'm dying lmfao
2:33 I must go now, my planet needs me.
Note: Carius died on the way to the surface
I N D E E D
Indeed.
We indeed need more snow
That Ulrich Leland, such a friendly chap. The poor Grey Fox is sitting there wondering what Ulrich's problem is
"That was the strangest book i've ever read." Gorgeous!
I've had those weird yellow geometric shapes float about too (it happened because I had been playing the game with Spanish text, then returned to it with my system language set to English and the whole thing went bonkers - functionally bonkers). But I could never have expected Raminus to say that about the strangest book! Never even heard the line before.
Another brilliant clip, and one more to suggest that the NPCs are semi-sentient beings under the influence of Sheogorath.
It's happened in Skyrim, too. I once got a large red geometric shape extending to the sky right after beheading a Stormcloak Soldier (on the old PS3 version).
@@whiteraven1992 It's a feature! Like Hercules and the Hydra.
@@whiteraven1992 It's just a marker for when a mesh is missing or unable to be loaded for whatever reason. Morrowind and fallout 3/nv have pretty much identical objects. Presumably fo4 does as well, but I've only ever seen missing textures.
No clue why the mesh in the hair/helmet slot for Raminus would be missing when he's sitting down though.
@@whiteraven1992 I got some of that once too, on the roof of the Dawnguard Fortress, also on PS3!
2:33 You can see the moment when he realized he just stopped holding his breath
That "Indeed." needs to be a meme!
Indeed
The entire legion of guards murdering you for grabbing a single cup is peak oblivion.
People: exist
Ulrich: does not know them and does not care to know them.
When he woke up, murdered you, then went back to sleep nonchalantly😅
Ah yes, palace guard’s skill
2:40 just killed me. And 3:26 is the Oblivion version of Daggerfall's HALT HALT HALTHALTHALT
“That was the strangest book I ever read” 😂
2:11 when the paralysis demon wakes you up
That "indeed C:" killed me. Me thinks this might be the other kind of snow
Guard: " I can't speak to you right now."
* Dies.
Elder Mer: " Oh dear. Anyway..."
"body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about" 😂😂😂
Ulrich:
A. Doesn't know you
B. Doesn't care to know you
C. All of the above
What!? I didn’t see a thing!
The snow one absolutely sent me rolling off the highest point of my house😂😂holy fuck i love this game
Adamus Phillida really is the main recurring character of this channel.
Ulrich is sure the most aggresivly passive NPC in the whole Bethesda universe.
Raminus seemed a little disturbed by that book
“I can’t speak to you right now”
Dies drowning.
Took it like a champ.
The reveal of the goofy little fella chin-deep in snow, agreeing they need more, oh my god
Oblivion: The one game where ever glitch just makes sense.
"The imperial legion is at your service, citizen. What seems to be the problem?"
(points at guard)
My man Ulrich knows exactly what he doesn't want, and it's to know you. 😉
Ultimately stretched guard beyond recognition - Is there a problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love how imperfect this game is
I'm going to theorize that the "I dont know you" guy was a creation by a disgruntled member of the NPC creation department at Bethesda studios and he was just left in there forgotten.
he also reminds me of "I am Error" guy from Zelda II :P
I might return to oblivion just for this music
@@diah7130 thats me
Oh, it's you again...
Should make more clips from this. Meme gold.Especially the strange book one
1:19 quite literally the gatekeeper 😹
2:12 POV it's summer, you're a moskito and you just accidently woke up your prey
1:39 made me snort-laugh xD
The guards in odd postions talling so plainly get me every time. The book one was also fantastic. Fucking hell.
But the fav is Leiland with the Grey Fox. God that has me rolling.
2:30 lawl, the whole scene looks as if the line and death are Carius's comedy act.
Falls asleep in full plate
Hears a noise wakes up and slays someone
Goes back to sleep
1:25 IMO it was funnier than the "indeed" one 😂😂
I like that he opens the books for a moment before stealing them
The body is still warm :> :> : >
"that was the strangest book I ever read." Lolol
2:55
In Skyrim this exact glitch happend with the tail of this argonina women in near Rifton after I accepted the Quest Lexicon.
I gave her an arrow to the knee.....she flew a few feet forward/backward but her tail just streeeeeetched along the way.
The book one made me laugh so hard I dribbled
🏀
Is it bad I almost expected every single guard getting out of bed to kill you scream "Should've just PAID THE FINE!" all at once?
Can you upload the snow one alone? Its hilarious
Sure! I'll upload it the next days.
@@eldermer Please upload the drowning one too
It was "indeed" hilarious.
we all love a bit of snow, in nice straight lines
The Gray Fox: -_-
This game... 😂😂😂
"that was the strangest book I ever read."
Oblivion was the only game where I was terrified to commit the smallest of crimes.
At least your light armor skill increased.
Bounty : 1
Entire army - CHASE HIM
Guard kills each other
Entire army - Is everything alright citizen?
Ulrich would prob walk up to mehrune just to tell him “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”
I miss bandits fighting slaughterfishes which randomly spawn outside of water in the middle of the road.
What seems to the problem citizen? EVERYTHING!!!
thank you for uploading it xD
1:41 of course you added this one
2:11 when someone try to wake me up.
raminus polus one of the best character names ever put to parchment.
He either sleepy as hell or hes dicipline is past 100.. one of the moments you notice you might not be "the" player.
These are priceless. Wonderful! / 3:24 well, that's one way to increase your light armor skill, I guess...
I was also invited to the thieves guild after I took a plastic fork from a fish and chips shop while not realising there was already one inside!
Indeed
havent laughed this hard in a minute bruh, thank you!! instasubbed
this must be the funniest Oblivion compilation of them all ! can't stop laughing ! 🤣🤣🤣
Carius Runellius: I cant speak to you right now! Cant you see that i am busy drowning?!
“I can’t speak to you right now.” **drowns**
2:24 you sleep rather soundly for a murderer.