@@weirdvestiges2473So I thought! I haven't played this game,, but I'm sure it was only Morrowind where you could drop quest items... at your own risk.
@@HeathenMetalhead221 It depends on which state you're in. If we're talking Commiefornia or the other west coast states, they'll practically give you skooma!
I figured out by accident that if you start Henantier's dreamworld quest (without ever sleeping beforehand while the DB quest is active), Lucien will literally follow you into the dream.
Literally my favorite voice actor of the entire TES franchise. Was so disappointed that they decided to go with that wimpy voice for Imperials in Skyrim instead of him.
Wes johnson has a really flexible voice, but I can always kind of tell it’s him I was playing fallout 3 and recognized the voice of mr burke as the same as an imperial
I like to imagine the guards perspective here. Shocked as they see a schizophrenic break into jail to sleep, and still frozen as he starts talking to what they believe to be his imaginary friend about murder
This looks exactly like one of those moments in sitcoms when one person is telling something sensitive to other, and the listener is actively signaling that there's someone behind, who's not supposed to hear whatever is being said
I like the next quest when you kill Rufio I like to position his body in frame then sleep in the same bed then Lachance comes and is like "Rufio is dead, how do I know this? You'll find the Dark brotherhood blah blah"
I actually ran into this problem once, where I got myself arrested for a side quest and somehow, the game removed all of my quest items from my inventory, but when I broke out, they weren't in the evidence chest. The amulet of kings? Gone.
I love watching these after clocking so much time in Skyrim and modern ESO because it’s been so long since I’ve played oblivion now it’s like hearing a joke again for the first time about one of my favorite things 😂😂😂
There's a video somewhere of someone going to sleep in apocrypha and astrid somehow still getting them. The dark brotherhood will go to all kinds of lengths to watch you sleep
![Lucien Lachance Hunt and Death [Oblivion]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F-Bv8wf_IqE/mqdefault.jpg)
"Prisoners may *not* accept gifts!"
*takes Blade of Woe* :(
The player: *Take it. It's worthless to me anyway*
Good thing it has no weight =]
It's not a gift...it's your destiny.
“Quest Items cannot be removed from your inventory”
@@weirdvestiges2473So I thought! I haven't played this game,, but I'm sure it was only Morrowind where you could drop quest items... at your own risk.
"Did he just say he's with the Dark Brotherhood?"
"Yeah."
"...should we arrest him?"
"Nah dude, can't catch them all."
Actual American policy
"Sure, you try it."
@Roko’s Basilisk American policy would be, "This guy's murdering people? Well we got skooma users we need to arrest first!"
@@HeathenMetalhead221 It depends on which state you're in. If we're talking Commiefornia or the other west coast states, they'll practically give you skooma!
@@HeathenMetalhead221 also American policy "but bro, we created the skooma epidemic to raise funds for destabilizing akaviir."
I figured out by accident that if you start Henantier's dreamworld quest (without ever sleeping beforehand while the DB quest is active), Lucien will literally follow you into the dream.
he just follows you into your dreams, "you sleep rather soundly for a murderer"
Really? I only remember that he spoke to me when I woke up.
😂😂@@AverageDunce
@@AverageDunce Lucien Kruger
Steam version not have that crap, unless you play in old ass version, he appear only after dreamworld.
*You awake screaming*
"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer"
well he was awake when screaming and he was soundly when asleep murdering
A willburger reference.. a man of culture i see 🧐🍷
In awe at the size of his bounty
It's over 9000!
Is that your bounty or are you just happy to see me?
That voice actor is so good! Its easy to forget that he voices literally every imperial male besides martin and the emperor.
Yesss Wes Johnson is so good, he really gets into this voice and the Sheogorath voice haha
Literally my favorite voice actor of the entire TES franchise. Was so disappointed that they decided to go with that wimpy voice for Imperials in Skyrim instead of him.
Wes johnson has a really flexible voice, but I can always kind of tell it’s him
I was playing fallout 3 and recognized the voice of mr burke as the same as an imperial
@@vinegro4579 but he voices Lucien in Skyrim again)
@@dracofirex fun fact: Wes was also about to voice Jouffrey and Martin in demo version lol. whole game with 1 voice actor pretty much
Those faces sum up everyone's reaction when they first see Mr Lachance
Guards: 👁👄👁
👁️ 👄 👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁
🥵
one of the guards: 👁👅👁 "that's my jam"
I guess Lucien didn't get the memo, prisoners are not to accept gifts.
"There's no problem, is there?"
No, but you took my Blade of Woe, thank you very much
I like to imagine the guards perspective here.
Shocked as they see a schizophrenic break into jail to sleep, and still frozen as he starts talking to what they believe to be his imaginary friend about murder
limão kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Literally seeing the two guards paused like that makes me think of that meme with the two soyjaks pointing.
Someone has to make a version of this XD
@@Ratstrangerthat would be awesome
👀
This looks exactly like one of those moments in sitcoms when one person is telling something sensitive to other, and the listener is actively signaling that there's someone behind, who's not supposed to hear whatever is being said
Lucien Lachance pops up
Guards:
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
"Escape from reality" 😆😎
Chad Lachance vs two soyguards
Lucious LaChad
Ahahahha
BASED
Just 2 guards face frozen behind lachance must have been a hilarious sight lmao
Can I just say the editing on this was fantastic?
You have my thanks, citizen.
no you cant, racisst
@@zzingping3674 interesting
I can listen him talking all day.
Sad what the DB became in Skyrim.
yeah martin was a way better dragonborn@@lesewing
@@CrumbHuntComplete I meant the Dark Brotherhood, not DragonBorn lol
you’re both right though
LMAO this is priceless! Their faces and just the fact that he's talking about you killing people while *in a jail*. Good ol' Oblivion. :D
Those guards are looking like some surprised pikachus.
The guards are actually soypogging, I can't
0:16 Looks like they going to sing bohemian rhapsody.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
"These are my boys, and they're always with me, ain't that right boys?"
"Gonna bop 'em"
the good ol oblivion never runs out of memes after all these years and it's just mind boggling 🤣
I like the next quest when you kill Rufio I like to position his body in frame then sleep in the same bed then Lachance comes and is like "Rufio is dead, how do I know this? You'll find the Dark brotherhood blah blah"
There's video game logic and then there's Oblivion logic
Bruma Jailor: Poggers
The quards are spechless at how soundly you sleep.
Lmao blade removed. But its a quest item lmao
PRISONERS MAY NOT ACCEPT GIFTS
I actually ran into this problem once, where I got myself arrested for a side quest and somehow, the game removed all of my quest items from my inventory, but when I broke out, they weren't in the evidence chest. The amulet of kings? Gone.
@@beardiemomdo you have a moment? there's something we need to discuss
do you have the amulet of kings?
It's a good day when Elder Mer uploads
0:35 zooms made actually lol
"A virgin blade, and thirsts for BLLLLLLooDuh"
That bit at the end was great. Oblivion AI is hilarious.
The longer Lucien speaks the more Palatine he sounds.
bounty over 9000 💀
POV: You’re genuinely confused about who it was you killed.
This is as accurate as Sithis wanted you to join the Dark Brotherhood.
They are the angel and the demon on Lucien's shoulders, both shouting "KILL!"
Jesus christ this has no right to be as funny as it is
I know! I was freaking dying for 5 minutes🤣💀
I literally cried of laughter
This game is endless meme material
This is what dialogue not pausing the game took from us
0:15 Lucien brought an entire choir along to further dramaticise his villanious speech
So Lucien stand was The World. No wonder it took all other 4 fingers to beat him.
The guards are pogging for Lucien Lachance.
Best voice actor ever
Man your editing made this ten no twenty times better.
Don't get too close to the prisoners.
I imagine Lemonade TheChance appearing to every single person that commits murder to enlist in the db
If he deems that location secure, I would love to see what he call insecure.
"what is he doing here and why are we pogging right behaind him?"
"i dont know lets just keep watching"
The guards mouths 😂😂😂
:O
'O'
The guards look like the two pointing wojack guys
Those guards are walking youtube thumbnail reaction image.
I love watching these after clocking so much time in Skyrim and modern ESO because it’s been so long since I’ve played oblivion now it’s like hearing a joke again for the first time about one of my favorite things 😂😂😂
This game is nearly 20 years old and it still gets memes 🤣🤣
I can't get over how guards look like those pointing wojaks.
Well the guardhouse is pretty secure
divine editing
That was the funniest Oblivion video i’ve seen in a minute. The faces 😆😆😆
The Blade of Woah.
They were just making some backing vocals for him 😂
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
no
Somehow the guards make this more hilarious but also slightly more terrifying
Two Jonne's standing around heads empty contemplating live and it's purpose mouths full of flie nests while two killers talk in the cell.
There's a video somewhere of someone going to sleep in apocrypha and astrid somehow still getting them. The dark brotherhood will go to all kinds of lengths to watch you sleep
Me on my way to unvirgin the Blade of Woe
Those two guardians are like 2 guys that pointing somewhere with mouths wide open, from that fresh "zoomer style" meme)
I knew this was gonna be good just from the thumbnail.
The guards turned into real nightmares after that.
The more I look at their faces the harder I laugh
Prisoners may nO...!
Best quest line I’ve ever played in any video game ever
Dude I love your editing
Glad you enjoyed it! :D
They've perfected their blow-up doll face
The voice actor looks like the lieutenant of the Master from Fallout 1
The guards look the meme of Soyjacks pointing.
“We Know! 🔪 🖐 🩸”
0:17 POV: the boys heard you were talking sh*t about them
Incredible voice acting bravo sir.
He really is the death of the Dark Brotherhood. 😅
"There's no problem, is there?"
by sithis, he suspended time just to have a conversation
Soy face guards
The classic line at the end lmfao
Haha, great editing!
They work for him and are his bodyguards
guards in the back be like : 👁👄👁 👁👄👁
The guards look like either pogchamp or an open pitcher on a pitcher plant
Когда всё видео в знак солидарности сидел с той же гримасой, что и охранники.
Pointing soyjak meme energy
Lucien Lachance saunters in.
The gaurds pogging!
I wasted Lucien and took his clothes: best enchanted apparel on the entire game
The closeup of thr guards 🤣😂🤣
0:16 wake up, the new guardjak dropped
I always found it so frustrating that no matter how hard I tried to report him, I couldn't!
XDDDDDD🤣🤣 I wish I could screenshot videos. I'm freaking losing it over here 😭
For windows:
Windows Logo + Shift + S, then select the area.
Afterwards, paste it on Paint.
@@nakano15 Thank you kind sir ❤️
Btw this blade of woe item can`t be remove from inventory even if player will be imprisoned, if I remember correctly
They're soying out
Lucian is best voice actor