SCP-1498 │ Dial-A-Dream │ Euclid │ Oneiroi Collective SCP

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @Berd
    @Berd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    bro never stop making these

    • @j.d.e7906
      @j.d.e7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Do a funny

    • @ThatGabeFlood
      @ThatGabeFlood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Don't worry, Berd. TheVolgun, he groove.

    • @Turtis
      @Turtis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As J.D.E. says, your presence on the internet is to entertain, and nothing else. You must play your role or people will get angry.
      J.D.E. is probably anti-communist.

    • @weedwhacker3003
      @weedwhacker3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Never thought I'd see berd here

  • @LowerRank5
    @LowerRank5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    They missed the opportunity to number it SCP-1800 smh

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      haha, it was probably taken

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Great you got the empire today jingle stuck in my head again

    • @vaughnhelthira1704
      @vaughnhelthira1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Damian0816 “800-588-2300, Empire!” I love that jingle ☺️ ❤️

    • @Axsuroth_
      @Axsuroth_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dude if you google scp 1800 shaggy shows up shaggy is scp confirmed that’s why he’s so powerful

    • @alvisyahrin2276
      @alvisyahrin2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Axsuroth_ wow bro you got the whole squad laughing

  • @justthomas2488
    @justthomas2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Volgun’s mug is an SCP that keeps his coffee hot all the Time.
    Edit: the steam of the mug disappears half way through the video, so it’s not the mug :(
    But the amount of detail volgun puts in his videos is amazing.

    • @iplat
      @iplat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It has its own heater in the bottom.

    • @chibishibe
      @chibishibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm suprised Dr. Miller's request for it got approved by the o5 council

    • @zenethereonix
      @zenethereonix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I want to go write that SCP article

    • @Silly__billy777
      @Silly__billy777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The scp wiki: write that down, write that down!

    • @saltymcginger2027
      @saltymcginger2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zenethereonix too late

  • @InvictusByz
    @InvictusByz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    In case anyone's about to google it, Oneiroi are a collection of dream-based deities from Greek Mythology, or also used to refer to a personification of a specific dream.

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Gotta admit, that "sheep" is absolutely cute

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Do telephone sheep dream of answering machines?

    • @notreals.c5711
      @notreals.c5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why did I like this comment again...oh yeah

    • @ryansmail2578
      @ryansmail2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's not a sheep that's a shep

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (Baaahs in telephone)

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E!
      >:(

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Why don’t they test things like “can ordered dreams answer questions to things that the test subject doesn’t know” for example, if they ask to dream about visiting a restricted room they’ve never been in, will their dream accurately represent the room? If so this can be invaluable. You could ask to dream about how to destroy 682

    • @TheNavigator4552
      @TheNavigator4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Big Brain Boi

    • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
      @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The Navigator that’s the whole point of how an SCP is written! when There is a compelling villain in a story I often find myself asking how they would respond to certain questions. SCPs are supposed to do that very thing. That’s why the most popular SCPs have very long interviews.

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’d imagine you can kill it in a black hole given there’s enough pressure to suck in light

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      :0 That's a very good idea! You should give it a try and do an edit to the scp-1498 page :D
      As this is a group proyect, we all can edit and keep improving upon existing scps!

    • @TheNavigator4552
      @TheNavigator4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Tickerchicken everybody gangster till scp 682 gains the powers of a black hole.

  • @KriekWorthy
    @KriekWorthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    When I was a kid there wasn't much to look forward to. But I sometimes had these beautiful, magical dreams. I spent the next day thinking about, and trying to relive, these dreams. I had forgotten all about them until this reminded me. Thank you. 🌜

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here. My dreams these days are quite long, but I forget them as soon as I wake up

    • @LiaTheInternetGoober
      @LiaTheInternetGoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ....same

    • @atersol346
      @atersol346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I still have vivid magical dreams, but not as common as i used to. I sometimes get a really good one once a month or 2 with cool stories and such. I think the trick to having cool dreams is to just imagine alot, kind of embarrassing because im 21 and I still constantly think of having cool abilitys like to stopping time and having Omnipower.

    • @bruno.vet.f
      @bruno.vet.f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      any dreams about a theme park and trees with faces?

    • @sushi5187
      @sushi5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bruno.vet.f yes why do you ask?

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Dreaming for me is an escape to another world I never want to stop exploring.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unexpected poetry from ya boy proto

    • @meatloath
      @meatloath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But then it gets ruined by a rooster or a machine that is designed to wake you up.

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lucky.
      For me its a nightmare hellscape I wish I didn't have to experience every time I close my eyes

    • @dino3115
      @dino3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shame2189 [bera3m [

    • @dino3115
      @dino3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meatloath bemesn^moamquip u

  • @J0riS
    @J0riS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This is one of the few scps that you have covered that doesn't have any [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @ryuuacross2329
      @ryuuacross2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Any what?

    • @J0riS
      @J0riS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ryuuacross2329 In almost every scp article, you have some intentional data censoring. That one had none

    • @GiroKuluBOWSER
      @GiroKuluBOWSER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@J0riS whooosh

    • @sillygoose210_6
      @sillygoose210_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      [DATA EXPUNGED] is just a way to de-specify something.

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I guess not even O5 can decipher Oneiroi's ramblings enough to determine if there's anything in there necessary to redact

  • @therealuser1225
    @therealuser1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “We have you Scotland, your ours.” Out of all the scp universe has to offer this is the biggest antagonist we have ever seen

  • @mysticthemanakete
    @mysticthemanakete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    After a certain point that entire thing stopped making sense and I just sat here with a smile like 'O-kaaay...'
    Probably one of the weirder ones I've heard in recent memory.

    • @_shadow_1
      @_shadow_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I didn't understand any of that end part.

    • @dunkin9443
      @dunkin9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_shadow_1 Dude same xD the part about Oneroi, Xiupania ect.. i didnt get anything even tho i tried quite hard .

    • @paulbadman8509
      @paulbadman8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dunkin9443 ok, so (overall) Oneiroi subdimension(?) is basically like a collective projection of a sapient sleeping beings. So when you sleep, your dreams are actually Oneiroi. Some people or entities are aware of this, and practice lucid Oneiroi dreams. That gives power to enter the consciousness of other people during sleep, think Inception, and possibly immortality (by living only in Oneiroi). Based on Oneiroi studies, notable collectives were described - Oneiroi West - consistent and friendly Oneiroi, with greatest clarity of dream dimension(?); Xupania - I suppose it was created as a result of certain anomaly, but this guy and his clones are projecting night terror dream dimensions. Xupanians are not actively hostile unless provoked, meaning it is unlikely that one of them might pull you to his dimension one night; Oneiroi Collective are more like background "noise", as I imagine dreams of most of fauna are much more primitive, and therefore those who join it are lost as their Oneiroi is being submerged and twisted, and those who return are no longer sane; Shadow Oneiroi are projections of subconscious, where shit gets weird.
      The text in the video is confusing, but I think that was done on purpose, to add dream-like inconsistency, shifting and weirdness. I imagine this information was revealed to The Foundation agent as a part of their Oneiroi training (they got whole MTF for this actually), while they were Oneiroi.

    • @andrewdobrin2928
      @andrewdobrin2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the "joke" is that the author if the article is part of the collective and is advocating for them (unknowingly)

  • @krow1551
    @krow1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's fitting that the ending about oneiroi makes about as much sense as someone talking to me in a dream.

  • @Eagle_the_18th
    @Eagle_the_18th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I like how the special containment procedures come first before the description, it kinda just gives you a good idea of what you’re getting into

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And that is how most spcs have allways been. What I like best is when the containment procedures are weird and crazy making you wonder what the hell you are getting into

    • @lsynno
      @lsynno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well it works in universe too. If the SCP has just broken containment you don't wanna be muddling through the description while its tearing apart the facility.

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lsynno true it's quite practical now that I think about it

    • @fast1nakus
      @fast1nakus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, that's pretty much the only "necessary" part of scp's. The description can be [REDACTED]

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Subjects who interact with it also get the same holding parameters.”
    I think we all know where this is going.

  • @Myname-jy9pb
    @Myname-jy9pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I'm a simple man. The Volgun uploads, I like and comment.

    • @notreals.c5711
      @notreals.c5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your not a simple man. Your a cultured man

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "good afternoon everyone"
    me watching at 10:00 PM 👁👄👁

    • @patrickrauh996
      @patrickrauh996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      01.27 AM 😂

    • @zekeetherington9586
      @zekeetherington9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      02:12 AM

    • @lordkek5817
      @lordkek5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:30 am haven't slept in 2 days get on my level nerds >:^)

    • @Катюша-щ5ю
      @Катюша-щ5ю 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im at 5 in the mornin, I havent slept yet

    • @therealuser1225
      @therealuser1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12:52 pm, Christmas night. I am tired now but if I put the phone down I wake up again help I’m stuck in a time loop

  • @mikeemmons1079
    @mikeemmons1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Heh "EWE-clid" I'll see myself out.

    • @Wastelandwarrior0311
      @Wastelandwarrior0311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sir, are the best of us.

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, you can never leave . . .

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hello - thanks for listening! Got to make a 3D model for this one, too! - hope you liked it! (also, follow me at www.twitch.tv/thevolgun )

    • @SlenLen
      @SlenLen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should remove the ) or add a space before it
      It breaks the link

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SlenLen ah, thanks for the heads up I didn't even notice that!

  • @whambamduel
    @whambamduel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    We can't just have an scp that lets you control your dreams, no, it has to turn your head into a phone... So close...
    Edit: I forgot about "A Hero is born"
    Nvm

    • @SCP.343
      @SCP.343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What about the one that's a fantasy book?

    • @Sa_Co_Mi
      @Sa_Co_Mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because we don't need a scp for that, you can already do that

    • @thatguyonyoutube2063
      @thatguyonyoutube2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Look up "a hero is born" and you'll be happy friend

    • @beebs56
      @beebs56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Sa_Co_Mi not everyone can lucid dream

    • @dapperdanman8486
      @dapperdanman8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beebs56 Bot everyone can do it regularly. Everyone does it every now and then

  • @stewiebadass
    @stewiebadass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That ending was like the writings on the walls of a graffiti park used solely by scientologists

    • @schmendrake
      @schmendrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking, perfect.

  • @CompyyyUwU
    @CompyyyUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Friend 1: I count sheep to fall asleep. What do you you do?
    Friend 2: I beat it to fall asleep. What about you dude?
    Me: *ITS COMPLICATED*

  • @AS-ip4xf
    @AS-ip4xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I saw this literally 30 seconds after it was posted in my subbox. I guess it was calling me.

  • @EMan-hr5vf
    @EMan-hr5vf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mention of Rick DiPietro and the Islanders is hilarious as DiPietro was an injury prone goalie who they traded Luongo away to give DiPietro the starting job and then signed him to a 15 year contract in 2006 and is the longest contract in NHL history. As you would expect, the injuries piled up fast and his career was ruined which meant he had to be bought out of his contract not even halfway into the deal. The Islanders now pay DiPietro $1.5 million every July 1st until 2029. Today Rick DiPietro works for ESPN in their hockey coverage program as an analyst.

  • @ZekeFreek
    @ZekeFreek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Hey, just wondering, whatever happened to SCP-3000? I remember you were showing this massive model you were working on, I think nearly half a year ago now and you said it was coming up. Just curious.

    • @3000-z7p
      @3000-z7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      3000 may well be my fav.

    • @steelinskin5925
      @steelinskin5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@3000-z7p It's definitely mine. I've read and listened to the tale of Anantashesha more times than I can count.

    • @3000-z7p
      @3000-z7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@steelinskin5925 it's really something else isn't it? Such a beauty on a hundred different levels, 3000

    • @officialgeeno
      @officialgeeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anirban Chakrabarti its a giant serpent I think.

    • @ApolloMagnusTV
      @ApolloMagnusTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@officialgeeno r/whoosh

  • @froghugs2597
    @froghugs2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I honestly thought this was a SCP that's sort of a downgraded SCP-1234, until I got through almost half of the video about people turning into telephones.

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turning into telephones?!
      *Slowly turns at the DSaF series*

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the origin of phone guy

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@User-1939t9 the man behind the phone

  • @Foil_Sick
    @Foil_Sick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, never stop making these, they are super nice to the eyes, and they are really nice to listen to. I normally listen to these while I’m doing chores, doing homework or even just playing a video game (Like the switch) they are just really cool to listen to. Keep up the good work!

  • @aaronwilder2775
    @aaronwilder2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This SCP is really fascinating, along with the Oneiroi Collective itself. I wonder what other SCPs, if any, are a part of it

  • @bindead
    @bindead 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't understand how am I missing these. Every now and again something of his pops up I've never seen before.

  • @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369
    @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Becoming a telephone boi for the chance to be a anime girl for 9 hours doesn't seem that bad a deal to me

    • @FishyDaGamer
      @FishyDaGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WeShouldHaveNukedJapanAThirdTime I would just ask to the ability to control my life and laws of physics and anything to my will. That would give me the best lucid dream as I can do whatever I want. I will shape realities and I will make different timelines and “saves” to do different things and so I don’t make mistakes. I will give myself extremely high intelligence to be really smart in my dream, and become a god in the dream. I will do this continuously till I become a telephone boi. Also you’re name 0-0

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would ask that the sleep would give me entire lifetime (via time dilation) where I could save and reload as I willed it, only ending once I died from old age.

    • @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369
      @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Elmithian Why didn't I think of that. You sir are a genius

    • @I_Steal_Memes
      @I_Steal_Memes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elmithian that sounds like a certant isekai where the mc likes bodily fluid tea

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would ask to eat a entire bath tub full of humming birds with broken wings so I can die doing what I love

  • @SaberusTerras
    @SaberusTerras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's oh-near-oi, _oneiro_ being ancient Greek for dream

  • @geraldadams9918
    @geraldadams9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just discovered the Sam Lake game Control.
    Now thru the infographics you tube channel I have discovered the SCP Foundation.
    They are very much related and I love these SCP Videos...
    Props!

  • @clayopold2131
    @clayopold2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If I was a student learning about scps in Dr Millers class I'd call a medic thinking he was having a stroke at the end

  • @unamless9229
    @unamless9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thanks for the class Dr. Millar, when are the tests coming up though? We haven't had any since we started to have zoom meetings.

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least we’re not at risk of being horribly killed each day, although my grades are suffering..

  • @intrapt
    @intrapt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The last time I was this early, SCP-001 was [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your work is amazing! Production Quality and acting is TOP TIER!

  • @sarahahmed5572
    @sarahahmed5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your thumbnails are really good

  • @rhyssdeacon1845
    @rhyssdeacon1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love just listening to these while trying to sleep wish there were more channels like this.

  • @cahillcomics918
    @cahillcomics918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly hope he gets through every scp, this stuff is so weirdly calming

  • @guard13007
    @guard13007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't watched one of your videos in far too long. Oo Thank you for all of these.

  • @DariaHupov
    @DariaHupov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that he took some time to explain the Oneiroi Collective!

  • @wolfsmaul-ger8318
    @wolfsmaul-ger8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was a weird video to watch just before going to sleep

  • @FragileGlassMask
    @FragileGlassMask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, how I missed this voice. I haven't been on TH-cam as much lately - so happy to have a nice SCP to come back to.

  • @dimitrir.2112
    @dimitrir.2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect timing. You're the BEST S.C.P. TH-camr.

  • @MapleBeeSticky
    @MapleBeeSticky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I just had a stroke listening to the second half

  • @aarongregory4980
    @aarongregory4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me in the first half, and then ya lost me. I was just listening to this in the background and maybe 3/4 of the way through the video I suddenly realized I didn’t have the slightest clue what he was talking about. I thought that maybe I wasn’t paying attention till I watched it back and was like nope this still sounds crazy.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is gonna be a nice sleep.

  • @hans5987
    @hans5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was so happy when i just saw you uploaded

  • @lotgrauzinis3510
    @lotgrauzinis3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe kinda weird but me and my boyfriend fall asleep listening to your videos. Your voice is so soothing and you're great at storytelling.

  • @Christiantheforestdweller
    @Christiantheforestdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I always love these

  • @kayden1421
    @kayden1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your scp models are insane! Love your work

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hard to wrap my head around this one but i think thats the point. Entitys that understand the logic behind the illogical
    Petty cool concept.

  • @AnimatedTerror
    @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Do scp’s dream of electric sheep... or are they more fleshy than... well I guess it would be a case by case basis now wouldn’t it.

  • @709mash
    @709mash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, I still can't get over how good your American accent is! Sounds flawless to me.

  • @jessicaevans7847
    @jessicaevans7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trolls exist!
    They steal your socks.

  • @smogzone2719
    @smogzone2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this one! Thank you!

  • @fiacradoyle7474
    @fiacradoyle7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best scp videos on TH-cam wish you made more often.

  • @namelessjamestaylor9482
    @namelessjamestaylor9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knowing your casual speaking cadence I have to say you pull off a flawless American accent

  • @MrLockfree
    @MrLockfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Volgun: *gives brief lecture explaining the Oneiroi collective.*
    Me: w h a t

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure that wasn’t our professor...

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, the second half of this video was extremely information dense.

  • @kazmosis5326
    @kazmosis5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm Scottish so a [REDACTED]

  • @PleasantWhale
    @PleasantWhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oh, that's nice... So there's an Oneiroi in my keyboard as I type this. Not the monitor, but also the monitor... Must be one of those Oneiroi Collective boys, man they get up to some stuff... Sure, they SAY, "we hang out in plants" but they never quite come back out the same do they? So, ya' gotta take their word for it with a pinch of salt when they say, "We only chill in plants."
    9:55 Oh... So it's already too late huh?
    You, reading this? Well, for better, worse, or nothing at all, you're the Volgun Oneiroi... Depending on how things go, maybe even this very comment's Oneiroi... Why worry about it? It is what it is, let's not lose our heads over it... ... Wait, crap, i think I just made another one...?
    Man, of all the SCP junk, this Oneiroi stuff is really fascinating.
    See, now I gotta ask what happens if a pattern sc-....
    ...............
    No............
    No, let's not invite that madness into our life.
    I think a few Oneiroi's existing this suddenly is enough. Let's not kill everyone by prying too hard at this.

    • @Lightmagician60
      @Lightmagician60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cognitive unconscious theory is a trip. It's like opening a matyroshka doll and finding infinite more dolls inside

    • @LordSutter
      @LordSutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This seemed like such a standard SCP until the Oneiroi stuff started coming and my brain melted.

  • @ranferihernandezjr3104
    @ranferihernandezjr3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro I thought I was dozing off into sleep when you started talking about the Onearoi. But then I realized you were just smoking some good shit.

  • @Pusher97
    @Pusher97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Haha!
    For once I beat the discord notification.

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I appreciate that! haha

    • @Pusher97
      @Pusher97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheVolgun
      I only heard after the fact that you joined a vc I was in, but I was absolutely shit faced and didn’t remember it.

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one went a little deeper than normal, I like.

  • @bufogeist
    @bufogeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last half of the video is what I imagine a brain aneurysm would be like in verbal form

  • @Hakeaa
    @Hakeaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I already sleep so much I might as well go down dreaming

    • @freak-outaxel947
      @freak-outaxel947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, and I'd like for my dream to be me completing every dream I have ever had .

    • @freak-outaxel947
      @freak-outaxel947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And be immortalized

  • @weeb3244
    @weeb3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Oneiroi Collective explanation thing sounded like it was heavily inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • @drashkana4864
    @drashkana4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Telephone sheep making its way across the screen behind the Oneiroi symbol was pretty funny, not gonna lie
    "Hey, don't mind me, just talking a walk"

  • @thesheriff1357
    @thesheriff1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice to see that you covered Oneiroi in this.

  • @customercareskeleton
    @customercareskeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right on time! Was just now going to bed.

  • @Nudhul
    @Nudhul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, they got Scotland. Volgun is part of the hive mind now.

    • @Eira_
      @Eira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But... he's Irish??

    • @Nudhul
      @Nudhul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eira_ scots are just hilly irish

  • @pale9819
    @pale9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You turned my favorite animal into a phone?
    Damn you Nokia!!

    • @wittykittywoes
      @wittykittywoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey if it’s a Nokia phone, it won’t get hurt anymore!

    • @pale9819
      @pale9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually you’re right. Those old Nokia phones are so indestructable they might as well be SCPs.
      Trust me I know, olen suomalainen.

    • @2001CuisinartToasterr
      @2001CuisinartToasterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pale 981 next the nokia scp

    • @pale9819
      @pale9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that would be cool. I’m finnish and we don’t have that many finnish SCPs so a Nokia SCP would be perfect.
      SCP 804 was made by an artists group called Unelmat paremmasta maailmasta, it means Dreams of a better world in finnish. So maybe it was made in Finland.
      SCP 3237 is related to one of our greatest war heroes Simo Häyhä.
      SCP 3237 is located in Finland.
      I’ve also spotted a few SCPs that mention Finland like SCP 4666.

    • @wittykittywoes
      @wittykittywoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “The Nokia brand of phones has the ability to teleport the user to a alternative universe if the phone breaks, usually to one where it hasn’t broken.”

  • @lederp6955
    @lederp6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would use this at an old age, and if I could I would ask for the dream to perceive my dream lasting longer

  • @DjamelDcharaoui
    @DjamelDcharaoui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i listen to the volgun before i sleep ❤️

  • @PlutoniumSlums
    @PlutoniumSlums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me: *dials a dream*
    guy on the other end: excuse me sir, this is a McDonalds

  • @demonyckscreations9990
    @demonyckscreations9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy: my name is doctor miller
    My doctor: my name is doctor miller
    Me: is everyone doctor miller

  • @Dr_Ornstein
    @Dr_Ornstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know what they're talking about, Oneiroi doesn't own Scotlan-
    *Hello, welcome to The Oneiroi collective, would you like to Dial-A-Dream?*

  • @lionobama1397
    @lionobama1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “aw man i can’t wait to use thi- *SCP turns cranium to telephone parts after use and subjects may cough up wires* oh”

  • @hamad2661
    @hamad2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just doin sum normal thing VOLGUN HAS POSTED ALERT!😄

  • @mongol5710
    @mongol5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Rick dipietro line made me laugh my ass off

  • @TheSandwhichman108
    @TheSandwhichman108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I like the scp foundation. We have stuff like a giant lizard that hates all life and then we have this.

  • @palerider2143
    @palerider2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this scp isn’t even bad it’s just awesome

  • @frylock6403
    @frylock6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the most insane wet dream that will literally turn your blanket into a plank is attainable

  • @Thekitsunehuntress
    @Thekitsunehuntress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let the SCP foundation form a collective. The FOUNDATION collective. Would make handling many SCPs easier

  • @PlutoniumBoss
    @PlutoniumBoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can think of no place/plane/state more unrelentingly and unforgivingly RADICAL than a dream collective formed by AWCY.

  • @RoseRitch2002
    @RoseRitch2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been waiting for this one

  • @tristanmiskwa6830
    @tristanmiskwa6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm only a bit high but that whole 2nd half just flew over my head

  • @Mr_Autastic
    @Mr_Autastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:21 is when my brain gave up and went into permanent stroke mode.

  • @David-lu4gq
    @David-lu4gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damnit, I thought this one sounded too good to be true. Have your best dream every, but get turned into a telephone sheep.

  • @nibblrrr7124
    @nibblrrr7124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:12 *SCP-1498* - 00:27 _Special containment procedures_
    - 01:11 _Description_ - 02:27 - 03:15 - 04:33
    05:21 *Background: Oneroi* - 06:33 - 07:15
    - 07:56 _West_ - 08:33 _Xiupania_ - 09:04 _OC_ - 09:26 _Shadow_
    -
    00:00 Title screen
    00:12 *SCP-1498*
    00:27 Special containment procedures
    01:11 Description
    02:27 ├─ _Transcript of a subject describing their experience_
    03:15 ├─ _Changes to bodily and mental state_
    04:33 └─ _Recovery_
    05:21 *Background: Oneroi*
    06:33 ├─ _Locations_
    07:15 └─ _first mentions_
    07:56 - Oneroi West
    08:33 - Xiupania
    09:04 - Oneiroi Collective
    09:26 - Shadow/Oneiroi
    10:07 *Outro*
    10:18 Credits & Patrons
    11:09 End screen

  • @thegreyman1575
    @thegreyman1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ... why not just, ask the Operator for a dream that explains everything about Oneroie?

    • @_shadow_1
      @_shadow_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what even is it supposed to be, the "description" the log gave made absolutely no sense.

    • @aubreyackermann8432
      @aubreyackermann8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_shadow_1 it's the kind of phrasing that seems to make sense in a dream, like how you never question people teleporting or turning into other people in a dream. Whatever happens in a dream makes sense during the dream, and I think the description was meant to be a representation of that.

  • @TheSandwhichman108
    @TheSandwhichman108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s a lot of backstory and lore for a sheep with a phone for a head.

  • @neonparticle175
    @neonparticle175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was one of my favorite SCPs back when I first started reading them.

  • @SAN-bi2vm
    @SAN-bi2vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ppls that talks about scp is kindda satisfying

  • @DeinosDinos
    @DeinosDinos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't imagined being stationed at an SCP site at Miami. I think Florida is an SCP in and of itself.

  • @brycedavenport1252
    @brycedavenport1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely followed nothing on that dream entity stuff and I am incredibly confused. Thank you.

  • @Luckoa
    @Luckoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    going to sleep listening to this at 3 am and eyes shot open when I heard the Scotland part, always weird being from here and hearing things relating to it

  • @koquin2040
    @koquin2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the scp that got me invested into scps

  • @Silhouette_7
    @Silhouette_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was thinking “It would be cool to dream with this SCP” but then I heard the effects. I don’t thing I want my intestines to be phone cords.

    • @bolt1437
      @bolt1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No SCP can be perfect other than 999 it seems.

  • @AlexanderDraconis
    @AlexanderDraconis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:21 M....Miller? Are....you ok?