How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous

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  • @kristenlonergan350
    @kristenlonergan350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3208

    Every Canadian in a grocery store ever: “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya”

    • @kellygurl5
      @kellygurl5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Kristen Wood hahahahahah yes, way too guilty of this!!

    • @ryanward5770
      @ryanward5770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wait hold on how did u know

    • @mainyryan5978
      @mainyryan5978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      where was this part?

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL so true.

    • @tonyspro
      @tonyspro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kristen Wood r/quityourbullshit

  • @queenali9039
    @queenali9039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    You forgot "trying to draw the Canadian flag free hand and eventually rage quitting"

    • @Kiriuu
      @Kiriuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Computer Automated Voice you have no idea how true this is

    • @tavujackalopech.8346
      @tavujackalopech.8346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SOOOO TRUE

    • @rdhillon1439
      @rdhillon1439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea lolol

    • @brookeqs99
      @brookeqs99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @ashiri5
      @ashiri5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YASS!! THE TRUTH!!!

  • @galahadthegreen5696
    @galahadthegreen5696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    You forgot
    “saying hi to strangers on the street”
    “Apologizing for stuff you probably don’t need to apologize for”
    “Laughing at American politics”

    • @AJ-CR
      @AJ-CR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OOF I'm American. 🇺🇸

    • @books2438
      @books2438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah we talk about American politics but not much about our own😂

    • @katteycat
      @katteycat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's mostly Europe where people don't say hi on the streets

    • @linx4355
      @linx4355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laugh at justin turdo all the time ;)

    • @duncanadelaide3542
      @duncanadelaide3542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ...I already do all these things, and I'm American.
      Can I have Canadian citizenship now? Or a residency visa? Like seriously please can I come to your country before this one explodes?

  • @oleskaprokopovych882
    @oleskaprokopovych882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    You forgot: singing the French version of the national anthem at school and butchering all the words because no one really knows what they are

    • @grimere4367
      @grimere4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      100% accurate

    • @lyric1462
      @lyric1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh I dont have to sing the french version I live in Ontario tho

    • @isabelle-eh4pw
      @isabelle-eh4pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      un excuse me?

    • @outtathered88
      @outtathered88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oleska Prokopovych very true

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well I take French in school so, I know the words off the top of my head as a true maratimer

  • @imatoastysmore
    @imatoastysmore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street
    Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands
    Getting laughed at about your accent
    When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y"
    XP

    • @CostaneFTW1
      @CostaneFTW1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always did the nunavut as white, on account of how cold she is bud.

    • @max-ud1xb
      @max-ud1xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always just do a bunch of circles for the islands & hope it’s close 💀

    • @HistoryLuvr
      @HistoryLuvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally all my teachers say sore-y.

    • @correctingmyselfasalways6599
      @correctingmyselfasalways6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nunavut Islands? Territories!!

    • @coolcucumber7536
      @coolcucumber7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait so you’re not supposed to say about but aboot?

  • @TheJonStark
    @TheJonStark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I lost it at "KD for deranged psychopaths" with the ketchup lol

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's entirely normal to put ketchup on KD because it contains cheese. Anything that has cheese or eggs in it gets ketchup put on it, DUH!

    • @genotheshyskell5977
      @genotheshyskell5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnnoyingMoose kd is one of those expsion like in french when you have one genrale rule and then 700,00,000 expsions

    • @davedowling8469
      @davedowling8469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KD is not KD anymore they changed it to make it healthier.

    • @ChantelStays
      @ChantelStays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheJonStark best taste ever

    • @Nechayev_
      @Nechayev_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...dam i want kd and ketchup now...

  • @aidan2857
    @aidan2857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    They forgot to go to Canadian tire

    • @Anteetum
      @Anteetum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahhhhhhh yes our knockoff Home Depot

    • @maybeasian5725
      @maybeasian5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Anteetum home depot is also in canada

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anteetum
      Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs

  • @imtired7956
    @imtired7956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    The never ending war when two Canadians open the doors for each other.( I know from experience)

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in the South. I can relate.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y’all aren’t from Canada are you cause we don’t do that

    • @edplays0.1
      @edplays0.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @T355V
      @T355V 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yin yang Lord speak for yourself lmao

    • @loganmiller3329
      @loganmiller3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont remind me of my war

  • @bernalizacasareno7336
    @bernalizacasareno7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Basic steps of being Canadian:
    Step 1: Maple syrup
    Step 2: say sorry in every sentence
    Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best
    Step 4: milk in bags
    Step 5: *health care*

    • @patricesavard366
      @patricesavard366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tim Hortons sucks since they've been bought by Burger King!

    • @1985bjaycat
      @1985bjaycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need it after all the donuts, beer bongs and maple syrup!!

    • @NINATV_
      @NINATV_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bernaliza Casareno do you want to know what the basic step of being Canadian is? Be born in fucking Canada..

    • @shahzeensaleem840
      @shahzeensaleem840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NINATV_ never say fucking to any country

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NINATV_
      I hope you're being sarcastic with that comment.

  • @alexwilson4793
    @alexwilson4793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    95% of the people watching this are Canadian

  • @aquacrabb1356
    @aquacrabb1356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    maple syrup actually tastes really good on bacon

    • @TheKim369
      @TheKim369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And chicken.

    • @kinglion9176
      @kinglion9176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And salmon with brown sugar

    • @zane4964
      @zane4964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @alexbabin3127
      @alexbabin3127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And chicken nuggets

    • @madison5315
      @madison5315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      my dad likes maple syrup on ice cream

  • @RickyOneEye
    @RickyOneEye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife.
    Three hockey sticks readily available?
    RIP guy with glasses..

    • @AZrakoon
      @AZrakoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forrest Miller My mom used to put tomato sauce in the Mac n cheese instead of putting ketchup

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Forrest Miller yep,
      RIP
      Guy With Glasses
      Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?

    • @theseeker1983
      @theseeker1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know what happened. We don't want to be impolite when we threaten people. We kill people with kindness.

    • @florenceml_
      @florenceml_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I guess you're not a true Canadian I'm Canadian and I'm sure that this is all sooooo NOT TRUE this offended me so bad

    • @erikarneberg1845
      @erikarneberg1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forrest Miller But... But... that would be HIGH STICKING- penalty box for sure!!! ; )

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    son: I don't like hockey
    Dad: Get out of my house
    ...
    ten seconds later
    me: called it.

    • @lilyminielly6361
      @lilyminielly6361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @HMan2828
      @HMan2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @the lives of Maya and Quin Get out of my house.

  • @alychiasson2139
    @alychiasson2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    This song was lit in grade one.
    yes Americans, GRADE ONE

    • @heatherbeaulac2738
      @heatherbeaulac2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean FIRST GRADE?

    • @loweffortspeedster
      @loweffortspeedster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@heatherbeaulac2738 i prefer saying grade six instead of sixth grade, and i'm american. sorry.

    • @maya-bx3vq
      @maya-bx3vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alison Chiasson what do they call it?

    • @cons2752
      @cons2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maya fraga Americans call it first grade.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That song brings me back to kindergarten and y’all fighting over saying first grade or grade one

  • @brittanyh6634
    @brittanyh6634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    3:26
    *”HEY WERE HUNGRY WHOS OPEN!?”*
    Totally Canadian

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The part about there being a lot of small towns is correct, dunno about that one

  • @madhavyu
    @madhavyu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    To the best neighbor a country can have, happy Canada Day from your American friends.

  • @mapletoffee
    @mapletoffee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    The issue with this is who rolls up with rim using only their hands? Everyone just tears them open with their teeth??

    • @genotheshyskell5977
      @genotheshyskell5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep

    • @dennyspancakes
      @dennyspancakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it’s impossible to open it with your fingers

    • @MrsBeautyIsPain17
      @MrsBeautyIsPain17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you press down at the top of the cup until it touches the other side and roll up with both thumbs . no teeth required

    • @306Bloodline
      @306Bloodline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.

    • @aesop2733
      @aesop2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past

  • @therandomquakers
    @therandomquakers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I've got Canada in my pocket
    A little bit of history
    A penny, and a nickel
    And a quarter and a dime
    Mean a lot to you and me
    It's more than pocket money
    They're the symbols of our land
    They're pictures of important things
    For which this country stands
    The maple leaf, the maple leaf
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    It waves 'hello'' to us below
    From the top of a maple tree
    And with every year that passes
    It grows like you and me
    So should we all grow straight and tall
    Like the lovely maple tree
    The beaver, oh the beaver
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    He's a happy, furry animal
    Like a teddy bear with teeth
    He's never ever lazy
    He works all night and day
    Building houses for his family
    He's got no time to play
    The schooner, oh the schooner
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    It's a great big wooden sailing ship
    That can sail across the sea
    It brings to other countries
    The things their people need
    And brings back things
    Like chocolate bars
    And books for us to read
    The caribou, the caribou
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    He's a really big strong animal
    I'm sure you'll all agree
    He looks like Santa's reindeer
    And he loves it when
    The wind blows cold
    So he lives up north
    With the polar bears
    'Cause he likes the ice and snow

    • @barryhlushko9531
      @barryhlushko9531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jovahkiin oh god it'.......its NOSTALGIA to much to much NOSTALGIA MY CHILDHOOD

    • @Simone-zc2nk
      @Simone-zc2nk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE NOSTALGIA OH GUSH

    • @rdhillon1439
      @rdhillon1439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG GETTING MAJOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VIBES

    • @tuberaze8284
      @tuberaze8284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned this song in first grade

    • @sharon5965
      @sharon5965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly wouldn’t mind if they made this the anthem instead

  • @eatsoupeveryday
    @eatsoupeveryday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    You forgot clearing snow off your farm's driveway, and when you finish, there's more snow on the driveway than when you started

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude that happens to me on my driveway and I don’t even have a farm 😂

    • @Windtorment
      @Windtorment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every freaking time 😂😂

  • @DamnlmEvil
    @DamnlmEvil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Dad, I just don't like Hockey"
    *Sad music*
    "Get out of my house, you're no son of mine"
    Best soap opera ive ever seen

  • @cunninglinguiste2
    @cunninglinguiste2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY 150 CANADA. IT'S TIME TO FRIGGIN PARTY GUYS

  • @thelaststandn2049
    @thelaststandn2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    You forgot about being sorry for being sorry about something.

    • @brycemw
      @brycemw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.

    • @GhostTransit
      @GhostTransit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad got mad at me for this

  • @heyitsnys6144
    @heyitsnys6144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    If this was made by a Canadian ... they'd call them Tim bits not donut holes .... SIN!

    • @lovatojonasfan1
      @lovatojonasfan1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think it was made by a Canadian since all of their other videos are filmed in Canada with Canadian actors.

    • @HenryRodgers-cat-lover-
      @HenryRodgers-cat-lover- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Miss SourDinosaur they said "trademarked donut holes" because the name Tim bits is trademarked, they can't say it.

    • @dominocean
      @dominocean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nyssa Rhyno yes

    • @ihateithere838
      @ihateithere838 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame on the creator

    • @golfball7010
      @golfball7010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      XxEthanthegreatxX Clairmont shame on you for not understanding what "trademark" means

  • @Anthro777
    @Anthro777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    4:30 this video is a total fraud--he didn't use his teeth to roll up the rim!

    • @flxme.5323
      @flxme.5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL YES

    • @jillreads6142
      @jillreads6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not the only one who does that?-

    • @KyleRuggles
      @KyleRuggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jillreads6142 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!

    • @officialboomtish214
      @officialboomtish214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it too 😂

    • @RavensCleric
      @RavensCleric 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I thought I was the only one!

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My first Canada Day as a Canadian citizen! 🇨🇦

  • @SymonSays
    @SymonSays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    the funniest part about all the apologizing is in the legal system an apology is NOT considered an admission of guilt. I find that hilarious.

    • @slunalang
      @slunalang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ashley Smith well, I hope so... when you say I'm sorry as a reflex... I hope it's not admissible!

    • @cw6842
      @cw6842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I love my country.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Makes sense, though, considering I’m the one who apologizes when someone bumps into me

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good thing too

    • @aliciaisnumberone69
      @aliciaisnumberone69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes the apology act a real canadian act

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    'Where am I supposed to go?'
    ... 'Europe'
    So true.

  • @afellowhuman8177
    @afellowhuman8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I am canadian, and I can confirm that a lot of this is actually true.

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In AMERICA we have French fries, in Kanata they are called QUEBEC fries.

    • @kabubbles-6711
      @kabubbles-6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dale Peto who.. who calls them that? What kind of psychopath calls them that? No Canadians do that

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m Canadian and all I’m going to say is “fuck off”

    • @joeyarrow2341
      @joeyarrow2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways

    • @lyric1462
      @lyric1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible

  • @brianna4790
    @brianna4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya there”. “Ok BUD”

  • @Saturday4378
    @Saturday4378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference

    • @Dylan-zx2pt
      @Dylan-zx2pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody mentioned it and I died

  • @thomasfrew7987
    @thomasfrew7987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:48
    "Where'd all these people come from?"
    😂😂😂 best part

    • @janlloyddabalos7323
      @janlloyddabalos7323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas Frew That part reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he got the golden ticket

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what they're going for.

  • @Mattattak
    @Mattattak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    The triggered girl from the city is so accurate

    • @jonthelamb4549
      @jonthelamb4549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aadkinsl what? Are you talking about all of Canada or the city's cause fuck the city's

    • @sanyaarora3865
      @sanyaarora3865 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @mariadecosta
      @mariadecosta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leenda! she has a great channel :)

    • @sgreechie
      @sgreechie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.

    • @confusedcaptain350
      @confusedcaptain350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to

  • @Kolio123
    @Kolio123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I'm Canadian and I told my dad I don't like hockey anymore and I want to play basketball, and now he considers me as an American. 😞

    • @nicolaspaven5534
      @nicolaspaven5534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im Canadian to and basketball is wayyyyyyyy better than hockey and basketball was made by a Canadian who lived in america

    • @lanesmith2853
      @lanesmith2853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's KoKo meh you should say the NFL then you’ll be American.

    • @superkods
      @superkods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series

    • @mayapotter6037
      @mayapotter6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Basketball was invented in our great nation tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @fangirl38
      @fangirl38 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play softball and I only watch hockey if I’m in the stands

  • @ScubaDiverMan711
    @ScubaDiverMan711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    In a grocery store I once said
    “Sorry”
    The other guy said “sorry” than moved over
    Then I said “sorry” again

  • @mshaybra3187
    @mshaybra3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I just don't like hockey"
    "get...out....you're not my son not anymore"

    • @turkeysamich4059
      @turkeysamich4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um i had a similar experience but with football because im American TwT

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "

  • @lettucessszhariett-her6119
    @lettucessszhariett-her6119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    omg, that background song was a part of my elementary days, we used to play it every day
    like if the song was in your elementary days

  • @byekam3653
    @byekam3653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Well....I'm Canadian and I enjoyed watching this it's funny and true🤣🤣🤣

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well gee I'm sorry if you got so offended eh

  • @heebiejeebies4625
    @heebiejeebies4625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.

    • @MsColdCanada
      @MsColdCanada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.

    • @REDHOTTIE2004
      @REDHOTTIE2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NCR Rangers yeah, it's awkward on both sides, too. Whenever someone holds the door for me, I feel the need to speed up.

    • @lovatojonasfan1
      @lovatojonasfan1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just had that happen today. I saw a girl a couple hundred feet away and held the door open for her. Pretty sure I had a derp face...

    • @nickleach8589
      @nickleach8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MsColdCanada Thats usually how it goes lol until everyone has left XD happens everyday at work lol

    • @pradpradprad1
      @pradpradprad1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you brothers... when i see people holding doors for me... i feel humanity is still alive....

  • @Galastique
    @Galastique 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It's never too cold for ice cream!

    • @meg3938
      @meg3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it has to be Chapman’s ice cream

    • @cindy846
      @cindy846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phew! Otherwise ice cream companies would all go bankrupt selling their stuff for only a month.

    • @FenixDream91
      @FenixDream91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's never too cold for Slurpeeeeeeeee!

  • @evacademartori6117
    @evacademartori6117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Wait a Montreal minute” 🤣
    Where are my Montreal neighbours at??

  • @bfitz567
    @bfitz567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm Canadian..and sadly, most of this is...pretty accurate...haha

  • @surprisedbird1191
    @surprisedbird1191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    When someone says pouTIN I'm like WTF ITS POU------TEEEEEEEEEEEN

    • @tyblips
      @tyblips 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flying Fart i say poutin. Fight me. Lol

    • @benoitlabrecque4513
      @benoitlabrecque4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.

    • @rdhillon1439
      @rdhillon1439 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKKKK

    • @kimpbay
      @kimpbay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is pronounced "poutin" I'm going insane living where they pronounce it "pouteen"

    • @tomkelly8827
      @tomkelly8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a Quebec thing, Putin is the proper way to say it

  • @23Amulree
    @23Amulree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I really hope those hunters cleaned up their beer cans.

    • @catarmour375
      @catarmour375 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      23Amulree in Canada that doesn't happen hunting

    • @ant-1382
      @ant-1382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably not! But there is a whole sub culture of people who go looking for them. They won't be there long! LOL

  • @NatureBound
    @NatureBound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I don't like hockey"
    "Get out of my house"
    bahaha

  • @forgetmenot4636
    @forgetmenot4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:27 THANK YOU GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN

  • @thegayawakening9878
    @thegayawakening9878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You missed the snow

    • @darkassassin5660
      @darkassassin5660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Gay Awakening bruh Saskatchewan in the winter has a fuckin blizzard every week. SO MUCH SNOW!

    • @eunac3037
      @eunac3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkassassin5660 I wish I lived there. Vancouver is just pure rain and it sucks.

  • @patricnielsen9644
    @patricnielsen9644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Can you guys please make some of these about the provinces.

    • @falfal5995
      @falfal5995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patric Nielsen they should do Québec first

    • @sammeldershaw
      @sammeldershaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg yes!

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@falfal5995: facepalm...

  • @xxlovelyoxanaxx
    @xxlovelyoxanaxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The food section couldn't be more true haha. Also, who else is a psychopath and puts ketchup on their KD?? xD

    • @alecoram7874
      @alecoram7874 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only leftover KD

    • @iamnotaspambot9379
      @iamnotaspambot9379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @thomastherriault6199
      @thomastherriault6199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.

    • @Kiriuu
      @Kiriuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to but not anymore

    • @n3wbthatstuff
      @n3wbthatstuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leftover kd with ketchup is better than fresh

  • @ariaz1112
    @ariaz1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From 4:23 to 5:07
    The Charley and The Chocolate Factory roll up the rim thing got me 😂😂😂

  • @camer41
    @camer41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bit on not liking hockey and saying it to your dad is very true. That was a hard day for me as a kid, I think it broke his heart.

  • @dieukyungsoo2875
    @dieukyungsoo2875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly, telling my dad, a Bruins fan, that I was a Canadiens fan, was harder than telling him I was bisexual.

  • @22PUZZLE22
    @22PUZZLE22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:25 Haha, love the meta joke from the first How to be Canadian!

  • @Char12403
    @Char12403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That rim was already rolled up. This is a sham.

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!

    • @erikamaclean4230
      @erikamaclean4230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Charmanderaznable so true! If it was a true virgin cup he should have broken his fingernails rolling the rim

    • @stephss
      @stephss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Charmanderaznable we can spot a spoiled cup from 3 meters away.

    • @eelieass
      @eelieass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was expecting him to roll the French end up first...

    • @yukunerk
      @yukunerk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea the true contest is rolled up french side first and reading ganger!!

  • @olivialefevre6590
    @olivialefevre6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “He’s got the cup!” “Run Charlie run!” I died 😂

  • @sophiestauffer
    @sophiestauffer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    THE MONEY DOES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP!

  • @lionlickers5673
    @lionlickers5673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    getting super confused when someone mentions middle school

    • @ColonelAstatine
      @ColonelAstatine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not entirely. We do have middle schools in some areas.

    • @kykytrif148
      @kykytrif148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea we got middle schools here in Ontario I didn't know canada didn't have middle school in some areas huh..

    • @JeremyLevi
      @JeremyLevi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kykytrif148 Middle schools in Ontario are mostly just in the GTA and Ottawa region. No such thing in the rest of the province.

    • @Goober_gobbler
      @Goober_gobbler 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It matters how big your town or city it I think. My town use to have a middle school until the town got to small and now we have k-7 and 8-12 schools

    • @davidhood9712
      @davidhood9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the GTA it’s mostly k-8 and 9-12

  • @Grace-kp8fl
    @Grace-kp8fl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wish I was Canadian SO MUCH right now.

    • @noahdembrowski4898
      @noahdembrowski4898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.

    • @briannaragusa5620
      @briannaragusa5620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a pretty nice place

    • @jondaigle3821
      @jondaigle3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grace Wooddell I’ll trade you for your US citizenship.

    • @carriepoitras3683
      @carriepoitras3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? It's freezing here. Snow seems to keep magically appearing on my driveway and you have Dunkin Donuts.

    • @aligamiles
      @aligamiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya it’s fun and you get used to the snow

  • @autumnshadow700
    @autumnshadow700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    ROP UP THE RIM TO WIN EH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 I love being Canadian.

    • @lanidelgado7428
      @lanidelgado7428 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      spiritual strawberry it’s roll up the rim

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We dont really say eh tho its more like a stereotype

    • @joshbuchanan8541
      @joshbuchanan8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinperron5767 we absolutely do say eh. Idk what backwards part of Canada you're from but we definitely say it.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We also say fuck off Americans and stop being dicks

  • @galtiktinsky2121
    @galtiktinsky2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favourite Canadian song is lets go to the mall by Robin Sparkles

  • @notmenotme614
    @notmenotme614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Plot twist: The dog walker didn't even need to go into that building, but she went in anyway just to be polite to the guy who held the door open.

  • @josephs8771
    @josephs8771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    If only this was not so true...

    • @TheFunkyPyroMonkey
      @TheFunkyPyroMonkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joseph S I'm just so glad all of it is...

    • @11nogsar31
      @11nogsar31 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really isn’t true at all

    • @beanicolato8903
      @beanicolato8903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      11 Nogsar then you must not be Canadian

    • @justme-cc2oo
      @justme-cc2oo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      11 Nogsar it isn’t I’m Canadian I live in Canada Some of it is but most of it isn’t

    • @themememan5530
      @themememan5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lexi Butler yup

  • @rachelferguson9176
    @rachelferguson9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    all of us in the grocery store” i’m just gonna sneak right past ya”

  • @reidwhite9866
    @reidwhite9866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Going to Tim Hortons every day and say and saying “what” when some one says dunkin donuts

  • @cyndaq9495
    @cyndaq9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's been five years and I still would like a part 3 eh? Please and thanks bahd

  • @qv5425
    @qv5425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:06 haven’t heard the song since fourth grade (while back) and I burst into song. Great!

  • @madalynwestlake5382
    @madalynwestlake5382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “canada in my pocket” is a classic song, every single canadian has sung this at least 8 times

  • @lunamar432
    @lunamar432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We do NOT call them DonutHoles, we call them TIM-BITS, now I am the triggered city girl 😂

    • @cassidydeneau7076
      @cassidydeneau7076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is hilarious ! 😂😂😂
    And 100% accurate
    I'm so proud to be a Canadian !
    🇨🇦💙👍👍
    And pass me another beer please !

  • @zrihem2295
    @zrihem2295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:40 Is soooooo truueeee, Each 2 minutes i had to do that when i was playing hockey with my friends!

    • @cindy846
      @cindy846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, when kids used to play outside... Good ol' days!

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindy846 ok boomer

  • @andreilaurea692
    @andreilaurea692 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Canadians. Really nice people

  • @KHollister67
    @KHollister67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You missed the Tragically Hip!

  • @avocados9110
    @avocados9110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m Canadian and Ive never said chesterfield ever in my life. It’s a couch
    I also don’t get milk in a bag
    But this is funny

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but i do have milk bag

    • @MrBulshoy
      @MrBulshoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back in the 80s my grandparents called the couch the Chesterfield. I haven't heard anyone say that in a long long time.

  • @gubgub4182
    @gubgub4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bags milk = east canada

    • @Alex-qn4hz
      @Alex-qn4hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      East Canada = best Canada

    • @grey2836
      @grey2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-qn4hz well they do get all the equalization payments

    • @HMan2828
      @HMan2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grey2836 While western Canada enjoys a measly 10% tax rate.

  • @jakobmayert6059
    @jakobmayert6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That song at the end, I love that song.

  • @dogethememequeen5287
    @dogethememequeen5287 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That song brought back so many school memories!!! I love being Canadian!!

  • @donoteventry4298
    @donoteventry4298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!

  • @codyprice1987
    @codyprice1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    haha awesome... god I love this Country.. Happy Canada Day boys

  • @vandalismflipflops6106
    @vandalismflipflops6106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    They were not wearing orange while huntin!

    • @Birdman_h
      @Birdman_h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlueToons And you dont have to in Canada

    • @anthonyminarik1962
      @anthonyminarik1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Payne depends where you live in Canada because in Ontario you need to

  • @jeremyyeung9301
    @jeremyyeung9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This makes me very excited to go back home for the holidays.

  • @bobb6924
    @bobb6924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Dude were my molsons in there” funniest thing XD

  • @andrewheale9170
    @andrewheale9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The word hoser comes from back in the day when the losing team had to flood the ice with a hose. Hence the word "hoser"

    • @summerreed3688
      @summerreed3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dang... that makes sense

    • @davidsouthey8898
      @davidsouthey8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As, an Australian, i wanted to know why Americans called Canadians, that as an insult.

  • @hannahflyer5479
    @hannahflyer5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I got a bike from the roll up 😁
    love canada who else is from ontario

  • @CBCComedy
    @CBCComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL "How to be a Canadian" video: th-cam.com/video/EsL_TAfQxH8/w-d-xo.html

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CBC Comedy, happy b-day Canada

    • @igolower
      @igolower 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CBC Comedy OHHHHHH CANADA!!!

  • @evastahl
    @evastahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:24- me holding the door for everyone at school

  • @rachelferguson9176
    @rachelferguson9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the hockey on the road one was so accurate it sucked for me and my brothers growing up cars came by so OFTEN

  • @justlily1209
    @justlily1209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Oooooohhhhhhh Canada

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...terre de nos aieux

    • @kelp_p
      @kelp_p 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux...

    • @slunalang
      @slunalang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ton front est ceint, de fleurons glorieux!

    • @inamib.9786
      @inamib.9786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Car ton bras sait porter l'épée

    • @sandyfiliatraultdeschatele9050
      @sandyfiliatraultdeschatele9050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ton histoire est une épopée ...

  • @kaydencejackson9115
    @kaydencejackson9115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *participate in Canada’s greatest constest*
    *has a roll up the rim coffee*

  • @strayyleafy
    @strayyleafy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My dad eats KD for Deranged Psychopaths 😂😂
    (I'm Canadian)

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well your dad needs to be banished to where coffee crisps don’t exsist

  • @bananasstuff3344
    @bananasstuff3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For those who are wondering, this movie was made by a channel called ifht films.

  • @gingerkid1048
    @gingerkid1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the dig at late 90s early 2000s MUCHMUSIC and George especially.

  • @atomnater9343
    @atomnater9343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I am from Nanaimo and Idk what does the rest of Canada call "the bars of custardy goodness"

    • @laureneffler9157
      @laureneffler9157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol im from victoria and i was wondering

    • @cdnmini7617
      @cdnmini7617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nanaimo bars is what we call them in Manitoba.

    • @Alex-qn4hz
      @Alex-qn4hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am from Ontario, and I have not met a single person who knows what those things are called,

    • @tomkelly8827
      @tomkelly8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am from Ontario and we call them Nanaimo bars

    • @user-it2fr9cu8q
      @user-it2fr9cu8q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cdnmini7617 Same here in British Columbia

  • @colincook6631
    @colincook6631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hey I was in this.

    • @Nicolewhite743
      @Nicolewhite743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      colin cook were you the Canadian?

    • @yukunerk
      @yukunerk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      isn't everyone a Canadian in this??

    • @2551987ezio
      @2551987ezio 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was there when that dude got he's Timmy's coffee, I knew I felt potential within that cup

    • @hungsowlow8466
      @hungsowlow8466 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tats a pil' a shit ah

    • @wyattmueller4148
      @wyattmueller4148 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye guy!

  • @Beano16
    @Beano16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Fun fact: milk bags are only in Ontario

    • @MelodicMidget
      @MelodicMidget 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And in Quebec

    • @saracmd
      @saracmd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and Nova Scotia.

    • @ryan_supr1931
      @ryan_supr1931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      false

    • @ZhilinLyu-e1z
      @ZhilinLyu-e1z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And New Brunswick...

    • @nerakin6679
      @nerakin6679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Revised fun fact: Milk bags aren't a thing in the western provinces.

  • @makkolli
    @makkolli 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That song brings back such good memories from elementary school lmao. I still know the words by soul

  • @manpinder28
    @manpinder28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lots of love & respect for Canada 🇨🇦 Peace! ✌️

  • @evacademartori6117
    @evacademartori6117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait a Montreal minute 😂 I’m from Montreal 🇨🇦

  • @art-yt9wo
    @art-yt9wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:37 happens to me all the time

  • @leon3397
    @leon3397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.

    • @mortybot423
      @mortybot423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july

    • @mortybot423
      @mortybot423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuckin stereotypes man

    • @user-qz5qy3xq5p
      @user-qz5qy3xq5p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mortybot423 I'm from a small town up north and MOST stereotypes and true, not all.

  • @Raw.Syndicate
    @Raw.Syndicate 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was expecting some untrue bullshit but these 2 Canadian videos have been spot on relatable... even minor details. Feels good.

  • @Ilovethebeatles104
    @Ilovethebeatles104 ปีที่แล้ว

    My fellow Canadians, I hope you love this country like I do! Mes compatriotes Canadiens, j'espère que vous aimez ce pays comme moi! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦