Basic steps of being Canadian: Step 1: Maple syrup Step 2: say sorry in every sentence Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best Step 4: milk in bags Step 5: *health care*
@@Anteetum Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs
Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands Getting laughed at about your accent When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y" XP
@@jillreads6142 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!
As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife. Three hockey sticks readily available? RIP guy with glasses..
Forrest Miller yep, RIP Guy With Glasses Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?
@@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.
You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past
This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.
I've got Canada in my pocket A little bit of history A penny, and a nickel And a quarter and a dime Mean a lot to you and me It's more than pocket money They're the symbols of our land They're pictures of important things For which this country stands The maple leaf, the maple leaf Is a beautiful sight to see It waves 'hello'' to us below From the top of a maple tree And with every year that passes It grows like you and me So should we all grow straight and tall Like the lovely maple tree The beaver, oh the beaver Is a beautiful sight to see He's a happy, furry animal Like a teddy bear with teeth He's never ever lazy He works all night and day Building houses for his family He's got no time to play The schooner, oh the schooner Is a beautiful sight to see It's a great big wooden sailing ship That can sail across the sea It brings to other countries The things their people need And brings back things Like chocolate bars And books for us to read The caribou, the caribou Is a beautiful sight to see He's a really big strong animal I'm sure you'll all agree He looks like Santa's reindeer And he loves it when The wind blows cold So he lives up north With the polar bears 'Cause he likes the ice and snow
@@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "
@@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways
@@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible
Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.
Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.
PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to
Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.
@@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series
I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.
What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.
Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!
you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.
Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits
when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.
It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july
Every Canadian in a grocery store ever: “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya”
Kristen Wood hahahahahah yes, way too guilty of this!!
Wait hold on how did u know
where was this part?
LOL so true.
Kristen Wood r/quityourbullshit
You forgot "trying to draw the Canadian flag free hand and eventually rage quitting"
Computer Automated Voice you have no idea how true this is
SOOOO TRUE
yea lolol
Yes
YASS!! THE TRUTH!!!
You forgot: singing the French version of the national anthem at school and butchering all the words because no one really knows what they are
100% accurate
Oh I dont have to sing the french version I live in Ontario tho
un excuse me?
Oleska Prokopovych very true
Well I take French in school so, I know the words off the top of my head as a true maratimer
The never ending war when two Canadians open the doors for each other.( I know from experience)
oh its the worst
I live in the South. I can relate.
Y’all aren’t from Canada are you cause we don’t do that
Me too
Yin yang Lord speak for yourself lmao
Basic steps of being Canadian:
Step 1: Maple syrup
Step 2: say sorry in every sentence
Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best
Step 4: milk in bags
Step 5: *health care*
Tim Hortons sucks since they've been bought by Burger King!
We need it after all the donuts, beer bongs and maple syrup!!
Bernaliza Casareno do you want to know what the basic step of being Canadian is? Be born in fucking Canada..
@@NINATV_ never say fucking to any country
@@NINATV_
I hope you're being sarcastic with that comment.
I lost it at "KD for deranged psychopaths" with the ketchup lol
It's entirely normal to put ketchup on KD because it contains cheese. Anything that has cheese or eggs in it gets ketchup put on it, DUH!
@@AnnoyingMoose kd is one of those expsion like in french when you have one genrale rule and then 700,00,000 expsions
KD is not KD anymore they changed it to make it healthier.
TheJonStark best taste ever
...dam i want kd and ketchup now...
You forgot
“saying hi to strangers on the street”
“Apologizing for stuff you probably don’t need to apologize for”
“Laughing at American politics”
OOF I'm American. 🇺🇸
Yeah we talk about American politics but not much about our own😂
It's mostly Europe where people don't say hi on the streets
But we Americans already laugh at our own politics
I laugh at justin turdo all the time ;)
They forgot to go to Canadian tire
Ahhhhhhh yes our knockoff Home Depot
@@Anteetum home depot is also in canada
@@Anteetum
Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs
Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street
Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands
Getting laughed at about your accent
When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y"
XP
I always did the nunavut as white, on account of how cold she is bud.
I always just do a bunch of circles for the islands & hope it’s close 💀
Literally all my teachers say sore-y.
Nunavut Islands? Territories!!
Wait so you’re not supposed to say about but aboot?
4:30 this video is a total fraud--he didn't use his teeth to roll up the rim!
LOL YES
I’m not the only one who does that?-
@@jillreads6142 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!
I do it too 😂
Lol I thought I was the only one!
As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife.
Three hockey sticks readily available?
RIP guy with glasses..
Forrest Miller My mom used to put tomato sauce in the Mac n cheese instead of putting ketchup
Forrest Miller yep,
RIP
Guy With Glasses
Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?
I know what happened. We don't want to be impolite when we threaten people. We kill people with kindness.
Wow I guess you're not a true Canadian I'm Canadian and I'm sure that this is all sooooo NOT TRUE this offended me so bad
Forrest Miller But... But... that would be HIGH STICKING- penalty box for sure!!! ; )
3:26
*”HEY WERE HUNGRY WHOS OPEN!?”*
Totally Canadian
The part about there being a lot of small towns is correct, dunno about that one
This song was lit in grade one.
yes Americans, GRADE ONE
You mean FIRST GRADE?
@@heatherbeaulac2738 i prefer saying grade six instead of sixth grade, and i'm american. sorry.
Alison Chiasson what do they call it?
Maya fraga Americans call it first grade.
That song brings me back to kindergarten and y’all fighting over saying first grade or grade one
You forgot clearing snow off your farm's driveway, and when you finish, there's more snow on the driveway than when you started
Dude that happens to me on my driveway and I don’t even have a farm 😂
Every freaking time 😂😂
maple syrup actually tastes really good on bacon
And chicken.
And salmon with brown sugar
No
And chicken nuggets
my dad likes maple syrup on ice cream
son: I don't like hockey
Dad: Get out of my house
...
ten seconds later
me: called it.
Yup
@the lives of Maya and Quin Get out of my house.
The issue with this is who rolls up with rim using only their hands? Everyone just tears them open with their teeth??
yep
it’s impossible to open it with your fingers
you press down at the top of the cup until it touches the other side and roll up with both thumbs . no teeth required
@@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.
You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past
“I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya there”. “Ok BUD”
Sorry. Thanks eh?
"Dad, I just don't like Hockey"
*Sad music*
"Get out of my house, you're no son of mine"
Best soap opera ive ever seen
'Where am I supposed to go?'
... 'Europe'
So true.
To the best neighbor a country can have, happy Canada Day from your American friends.
madhavyu awww
madhavyu thank you!
+
Awwww..
If this was made by a Canadian ... they'd call them Tim bits not donut holes .... SIN!
I think it was made by a Canadian since all of their other videos are filmed in Canada with Canadian actors.
Miss SourDinosaur they said "trademarked donut holes" because the name Tim bits is trademarked, they can't say it.
Nyssa Rhyno yes
Shame on the creator
XxEthanthegreatxX Clairmont shame on you for not understanding what "trademark" means
95% of the people watching this are Canadian
Alex Wilson not me
Proud Nova Scotian
Aussie!
Im a filipino
Indian
That Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference
Nobody mentioned it and I died
You forgot about being sorry for being sorry about something.
This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.
My dad got mad at me for this
NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM OUR MONEY SMELLS LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
I believe you i have experienced the wonders of the maple money!
Rewa Khalife IT REALLY DOES!!!
Rewa Khalife i want to smell Canadian dollars hhhh
I think it's gotta be fresh, it probably loses the scent if t's been in circulation for a while
Isaac Brock I thought they were scratch and sniff
I've got Canada in my pocket
A little bit of history
A penny, and a nickel
And a quarter and a dime
Mean a lot to you and me
It's more than pocket money
They're the symbols of our land
They're pictures of important things
For which this country stands
The maple leaf, the maple leaf
Is a beautiful sight to see
It waves 'hello'' to us below
From the top of a maple tree
And with every year that passes
It grows like you and me
So should we all grow straight and tall
Like the lovely maple tree
The beaver, oh the beaver
Is a beautiful sight to see
He's a happy, furry animal
Like a teddy bear with teeth
He's never ever lazy
He works all night and day
Building houses for his family
He's got no time to play
The schooner, oh the schooner
Is a beautiful sight to see
It's a great big wooden sailing ship
That can sail across the sea
It brings to other countries
The things their people need
And brings back things
Like chocolate bars
And books for us to read
The caribou, the caribou
Is a beautiful sight to see
He's a really big strong animal
I'm sure you'll all agree
He looks like Santa's reindeer
And he loves it when
The wind blows cold
So he lives up north
With the polar bears
'Cause he likes the ice and snow
Jovahkiin oh god it'.......its NOSTALGIA to much to much NOSTALGIA MY CHILDHOOD
THE NOSTALGIA OH GUSH
OMG GETTING MAJOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VIBES
I learned this song in first grade
I honestly wouldn’t mind if they made this the anthem instead
"I just don't like hockey"
"get...out....you're not my son not anymore"
Um i had a similar experience but with football because im American TwT
@@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "
My first Canada Day as a Canadian citizen! 🇨🇦
4:48
"Where'd all these people come from?"
😂😂😂 best part
Thomas Frew That part reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he got the golden ticket
That's what they're going for.
the funniest part about all the apologizing is in the legal system an apology is NOT considered an admission of guilt. I find that hilarious.
Ashley Smith well, I hope so... when you say I'm sorry as a reflex... I hope it's not admissible!
Yeah, I love my country.
Makes sense, though, considering I’m the one who apologizes when someone bumps into me
good thing too
Yes the apology act a real canadian act
IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY 150 CANADA. IT'S TIME TO FRIGGIN PARTY GUYS
RubberDildo 2:30 now boii
RubberDildo l toLloyd
p0
Thanksplease
Unless you're indigenous...
RubberDildo YAAAAAY HAAPY 150 TO YOU TO!!!!! :D
Plot twist: The dog walker didn't even need to go into that building, but she went in anyway just to be polite to the guy who held the door open.
I am canadian, and I can confirm that a lot of this is actually true.
In AMERICA we have French fries, in Kanata they are called QUEBEC fries.
Dale Peto who.. who calls them that? What kind of psychopath calls them that? No Canadians do that
I’m Canadian and all I’m going to say is “fuck off”
@@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways
@@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible
I wonder how many cups they had to buy until they actually won something?
Usually seven
Year in, year out 1 in 3 is a winner. Right now I am 2 for 4 this year.
You can tell that cup was a fake because the part that said he won wasn't above the big yellow arrow.
Its like a 1/3 chance i think
• xXBaggedMilkXx • I was waiting for “Please Play Again”.
In a grocery store I once said
“Sorry”
The other guy said “sorry” than moved over
Then I said “sorry” again
"Dude is this legal?"
"Dude, nobody knows."
LOL I'm dead
that was easily my favourite part of this video!
Well, we have the answer now. Yes. Yes it is.
Just like in San Francisco. Or maybe for us, it's more like, "Who cares?!"
Look to Newfoundland half the shit here is illegal . Like hunting with a crossbow and probably fuck'n breathing
@@pancreaspickler2629 haha, you guys are fucking awesome tho. All my homies love Newfoundland
Well....I'm Canadian and I enjoyed watching this it's funny and true🤣🤣🤣
Well gee I'm sorry if you got so offended eh
“Wait a Montreal minute” 🤣
Where are my Montreal neighbours at??
"I don't like hockey"
"Get out of my house"
bahaha
get out of my house 🤣
When someone says pouTIN I'm like WTF ITS POU------TEEEEEEEEEEEN
Flying Fart i say poutin. Fight me. Lol
Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.
IKKKK
It is pronounced "poutin" I'm going insane living where they pronounce it "pouteen"
It's a Quebec thing, Putin is the proper way to say it
The triggered girl from the city is so accurate
aadkinsl what? Are you talking about all of Canada or the city's cause fuck the city's
Ikr
Leenda! she has a great channel :)
Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.
PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to
The food section couldn't be more true haha. Also, who else is a psychopath and puts ketchup on their KD?? xD
Only leftover KD
Me
Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.
I used to but not anymore
Leftover kd with ketchup is better than fresh
It's never too cold for ice cream!
And it has to be Chapman’s ice cream
Phew! Otherwise ice cream companies would all go bankrupt selling their stuff for only a month.
It's never too cold for Slurpeeeeeeeee!
“He’s got the cup!” “Run Charlie run!” I died 😂
I'm Canadian..and sadly, most of this is...pretty accurate...haha
I'm Canadian and I told my dad I don't like hockey anymore and I want to play basketball, and now he considers me as an American. 😞
im Canadian to and basketball is wayyyyyyyy better than hockey and basketball was made by a Canadian who lived in america
It's KoKo meh you should say the NFL then you’ll be American.
@@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series
Basketball was invented in our great nation tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
I play softball and I only watch hockey if I’m in the stands
Honestly, telling my dad, a Bruins fan, that I was a Canadiens fan, was harder than telling him I was bisexual.
From 4:23 to 5:07
The Charley and The Chocolate Factory roll up the rim thing got me 😂😂😂
1:27 THANK YOU GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN
omg, that background song was a part of my elementary days, we used to play it every day
like if the song was in your elementary days
He came to my elementary school bahaha
I’ve got Canada in my pocket
yea I like the song
He came to my school in 5th grade
:P
Omg yessssssss
I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.
What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.
NCR Rangers yeah, it's awkward on both sides, too. Whenever someone holds the door for me, I feel the need to speed up.
Just had that happen today. I saw a girl a couple hundred feet away and held the door open for her. Pretty sure I had a derp face...
MsColdCanada Thats usually how it goes lol until everyone has left XD happens everyday at work lol
thank you brothers... when i see people holding doors for me... i feel humanity is still alive....
“canada in my pocket” is a classic song, every single canadian has sung this at least 8 times
all of us in the grocery store” i’m just gonna sneak right past ya”
THE MONEY DOES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP!
True
Yes
It does.
@@kevinperron5767 now that's weird
True story.
ROP UP THE RIM TO WIN EH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 I love being Canadian.
spiritual strawberry it’s roll up the rim
We dont really say eh tho its more like a stereotype
@@kevinperron5767 we absolutely do say eh. Idk what backwards part of Canada you're from but we definitely say it.
We also say fuck off Americans and stop being dicks
That rim was already rolled up. This is a sham.
Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!
Charmanderaznable so true! If it was a true virgin cup he should have broken his fingernails rolling the rim
Charmanderaznable we can spot a spoiled cup from 3 meters away.
I was expecting him to roll the French end up first...
Yea the true contest is rolled up french side first and reading ganger!!
Can you guys please make some of these about the provinces.
Patric Nielsen they should do Québec first
omg yes!
@@falfal5995: facepalm...
The bit on not liking hockey and saying it to your dad is very true. That was a hard day for me as a kid, I think it broke his heart.
0:06 haven’t heard the song since fourth grade (while back) and I burst into song. Great!
I really hope those hunters cleaned up their beer cans.
23Amulree in Canada that doesn't happen hunting
probably not! But there is a whole sub culture of people who go looking for them. They won't be there long! LOL
You missed the snow
The Gay Awakening bruh Saskatchewan in the winter has a fuckin blizzard every week. SO MUCH SNOW!
@@darkassassin5660 I wish I lived there. Vancouver is just pure rain and it sucks.
1:25 Haha, love the meta joke from the first How to be Canadian!
This is hilarious ! 😂😂😂
And 100% accurate
I'm so proud to be a Canadian !
🇨🇦💙👍👍
And pass me another beer please !
Me too where ya from lol
Going to Tim Hortons every day and say and saying “what” when some one says dunkin donuts
I wish I was Canadian SO MUCH right now.
you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.
It's a pretty nice place
Grace Wooddell I’ll trade you for your US citizenship.
Why? It's freezing here. Snow seems to keep magically appearing on my driveway and you have Dunkin Donuts.
Ya it’s fun and you get used to the snow
I’m Canadian and Ive never said chesterfield ever in my life. It’s a couch
I also don’t get milk in a bag
But this is funny
Same but i do have milk bag
Back in the 80s my grandparents called the couch the Chesterfield. I haven't heard anyone say that in a long long time.
My favourite Canadian song is lets go to the mall by Robin Sparkles
0:24- me holding the door for everyone at school
“Dude were my molsons in there” funniest thing XD
We do NOT call them DonutHoles, we call them TIM-BITS, now I am the triggered city girl 😂
Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits
getting super confused when someone mentions middle school
Not entirely. We do have middle schools in some areas.
Yea we got middle schools here in Ontario I didn't know canada didn't have middle school in some areas huh..
@@kykytrif148 Middle schools in Ontario are mostly just in the GTA and Ottawa region. No such thing in the rest of the province.
It matters how big your town or city it I think. My town use to have a middle school until the town got to small and now we have k-7 and 8-12 schools
In the GTA it’s mostly k-8 and 9-12
My dad eats KD for Deranged Psychopaths 😂😂
(I'm Canadian)
Well your dad needs to be banished to where coffee crisps don’t exsist
It's been five years and I still would like a part 3 eh? Please and thanks bahd
Sorry
I got a bike from the roll up 😁
love canada who else is from ontario
You missed the Tragically Hip!
haha awesome... god I love this Country.. Happy Canada Day boys
If only this was not so true...
Joseph S I'm just so glad all of it is...
It really isn’t true at all
11 Nogsar then you must not be Canadian
11 Nogsar it isn’t I’m Canadian I live in Canada Some of it is but most of it isn’t
Lexi Butler yup
2:40 Is soooooo truueeee, Each 2 minutes i had to do that when i was playing hockey with my friends!
Ah, when kids used to play outside... Good ol' days!
@@cindy846 ok boomer
PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!
The word hoser comes from back in the day when the losing team had to flood the ice with a hose. Hence the word "hoser"
Dang... that makes sense
As, an Australian, i wanted to know why Americans called Canadians, that as an insult.
*participate in Canada’s greatest constest*
*has a roll up the rim coffee*
I love Canadians. Really nice people
I love how he said poutine correct
Yeah wtf pouteeeeeen
Oooooohhhhhhh Canada
...terre de nos aieux
...ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux...
Ton front est ceint, de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée
Ton histoire est une épopée ...
Bags milk = east canada
East Canada = best Canada
@@Alex-qn4hz well they do get all the equalization payments
@@grey2836 While western Canada enjoys a measly 10% tax rate.
I am from Nanaimo and Idk what does the rest of Canada call "the bars of custardy goodness"
lol im from victoria and i was wondering
Nanaimo bars is what we call them in Manitoba.
I am from Ontario, and I have not met a single person who knows what those things are called,
I am from Ontario and we call them Nanaimo bars
@@cdnmini7617 Same here in British Columbia
We’re not overly polite we’re just the right amount of polite
THE JUNIOR B REFERENCE IM CRYING😂😂😂
0:58
You're lucky I sniped 3 goals tonight.
Wait a Montreal minute 😂 I’m from Montreal 🇨🇦
when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.
It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july
Fuckin stereotypes man
@@mortybot423 I'm from a small town up north and MOST stereotypes and true, not all.
I was expecting some untrue bullshit but these 2 Canadian videos have been spot on relatable... even minor details. Feels good.
Ok that Charlie Bucket reference got me.
They were not wearing orange while huntin!
BlueToons And you dont have to in Canada
Noah Payne depends where you live in Canada because in Ontario you need to
DID YOU JUST CALL TIMBITS "DOUNTHOLES"
2:37 happens to me all the time
His pronounciation of poutine is actually the better one.
The roll-up-the-rim part couldn't be more accurate.
"Run Charlie RUN!"
Hey I was in this.
colin cook were you the Canadian?
isn't everyone a Canadian in this??
I was there when that dude got he's Timmy's coffee, I knew I felt potential within that cup
tats a pil' a shit ah
Aye guy!