How to be a Canadian

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  • @CBCComedy
    @CBCComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    HAPPY 150: We made a SEQUEL: "How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous " th-cam.com/video/xmElUBfimtI/w-d-xo.html

  • @skiout199
    @skiout199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3780

    I lost it at the House Hippo commercial, I spent my entire childhood trying to find a house hippo haha

    • @multigummy100
      @multigummy100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      omg same😭😭

    • @maokaihecarim1822
      @maokaihecarim1822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lmao, what did you never finish the commercial? It finishes up by saying that that shit ain't real.

    • @ergbudster3333
      @ergbudster3333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man. Then are you ever stupid.

    • @multigummy100
      @multigummy100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Erg Budster i was like 7 when it came out dont judge me😭

    • @bethanyvirginiakobsar7956
      @bethanyvirginiakobsar7956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww! XD

  • @Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom
    @Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    You didn't mention that Canadian money is waterproof

    • @alexislenoree
      @alexislenoree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      omg im shook. I HAD NO CLUE FOR REAL

    • @discodonkey4945
      @discodonkey4945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Literally I’m Canadian and still learn new stuff about Canada every day

    • @milomcknight8011
      @milomcknight8011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IT IS???

    • @2low931
      @2low931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      $50 bills also smell like maple syrup. Like no joke.

    • @sterben1603
      @sterben1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      (also tear proof)

  • @onthisday9190
    @onthisday9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

    • @kabubbles-6711
      @kabubbles-6711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Anton Kas you’ve never met a Canadian have you?

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s true, if we see people saying shit like this we say “go fuck yourself”

    • @zipzap4706
      @zipzap4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is true 100%.

    • @U5yh
      @U5yh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anton Kas is a absolute dumbass.
      (I’m a Canadian)

    • @christineatkinson3640
      @christineatkinson3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *LOL!*

  • @playername3134
    @playername3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    As a Canadian I can confirm that the cold gravy on the poutine is a federal offence

    • @RayRay-yt5pe
      @RayRay-yt5pe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kaitlynm7841
      @kaitlynm7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100%

    • @badaimerlolz
      @badaimerlolz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should get a 1k fine for that

    • @JHW44
      @JHW44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disgusting right?!

    • @gerogegerog5926
      @gerogegerog5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that’s the cold weather for ya ither that or the makers are from one of those big corporations

  • @dontask3497
    @dontask3497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    I feel like you didn't mention how much we say "sorry" enough. That stereotype is 100% true. I've had friends complain that I say "sorry" too much. I apologized for it.

    • @CBCComedy
      @CBCComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      sorry.

    • @freedomfighter2463
      @freedomfighter2463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if I took you to eat out? Would you say sorry??

    • @dontask3497
      @dontask3497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Freedom Fighter Honestly, probably. For what? I'm not sure. But I'm sure I'd say it at least once.

    • @freedomfighter2463
      @freedomfighter2463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @jayden8murray509
      @jayden8murray509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im Canadian to be being it is not bad:)

  • @alexwilson4793
    @alexwilson4793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3326

    I feel like 95% of the people watching this are Canadian

    • @mr._magicman
      @mr._magicman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I feel like half the things in this video didn't relate to me even though i am canadian

    • @trixflyn
      @trixflyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alex Wilson I mean My Dad is fully canadian but im only half so does that count 😂

    • @emilybueckert108
      @emilybueckert108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s definitely true. (I am Canadian)

    • @tanisarcand8258
      @tanisarcand8258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm CANADIAN 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @hannahrobichaud5920
      @hannahrobichaud5920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep and a lot of it is over the top😀

  • @stormoftheyear9913
    @stormoftheyear9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    I’m Canadian and I can say that the sleep country thing is true

    • @victoriatremblay2589
      @victoriatremblay2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm not gonna lie I sang it and dinged at the end lol

    • @KyleRuggles
      @KyleRuggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I smiled big time once I saw Body Break! I'd love to see some Participaction there. :P

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s tradition to sing it

    • @GrowYourGlow
      @GrowYourGlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It should be the new anthem

    • @IDontGotThis
      @IDontGotThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've never even had tv growing up, and I still knew this add... From WORD OF MOUTH

  • @SonOfSeventh
    @SonOfSeventh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Toronto Sports Fans: "there is always next year."
    That line is the most accurate thing in this video.

    • @grandmaster_t676
      @grandmaster_t676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In 2019 we didn't have to say that.

    • @dankflank5419
      @dankflank5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grandmaster_t676 the other two did

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this hurts

    • @robbpowell194
      @robbpowell194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grandmaster_t676 Totally right. That's why 4M people showed up for the parade. They know a unicorn when they see it.

    • @rnalonto
      @rnalonto ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2017 Toronto FC says "hello"...

  • @redbrixanimations
    @redbrixanimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    I’m Canadian. And I don’t always apologize.
    Sorry about that

    • @vashikumar3681
      @vashikumar3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Red Brix Animations 😂😂😂

    • @RyanliveReviews
      @RyanliveReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      hey man, SORRY to bother you but I'm also Canadian and its the best place ever! SORRY everybody but its true! I'm going to subscribe to your channel btw! SORRY

    • @wedgiehurricane
      @wedgiehurricane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here. Wait. This will piss you off. *eh?*

    • @napoleonicinfanterie6377
      @napoleonicinfanterie6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wedgiehurricane sorry to bother you but watch your language you bluenoser, sorry

    • @russkicanadian6284
      @russkicanadian6284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HMM*

  • @MrPenguinFingers
    @MrPenguinFingers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Can we talk about how he’s paying the hospital in Canadian Tire money?

    • @jnf519
      @jnf519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What?? it's not legal tender?

    • @Boiokgogi
      @Boiokgogi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      can we talk about how he had to pay the hospital at all ? never had to pay for anything lol

    • @alinakp6224
      @alinakp6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not really, it's just for Canadian Tire.

    • @alinakp6224
      @alinakp6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't even notice!!!!!

    • @somaahamadamin2432
      @somaahamadamin2432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao I didn’t even notice

  • @bojanstojan8268
    @bojanstojan8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Toronto: there's always a next year
    2019: 🏆

    • @SalTheSlime.
      @SalTheSlime. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tito Broz WE THE NORTH!!

    • @bojanstojan8268
      @bojanstojan8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SalTheSlime. WE THE CHAMPIONS

    • @88v98
      @88v98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      W e t h e n o r t h
      Btw I’m pissed that Leonard and Green Left

    • @bananafriend1697
      @bananafriend1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tito Broz let’s freakin gooooo

    • @vorkuzz3804
      @vorkuzz3804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im canadian but SCREW ALL THE TORONTO TEAMS

  • @piknick111
    @piknick111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I worked with some canadian pilots during fire season in California a few years ago, made them poutine (had to learn) and they were blown away that I knew they liked that stuff. We taught them a gambling game and they took all our money. That is straight up international cooperation if there was any.

  • @canadianorange9676
    @canadianorange9676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    You forgot two things.
    1. Every Canadian is immune to cold weather
    2. We have maple syrup flowing through us

    • @sadmanh0
      @sadmanh0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      visitor here, actually dealt with the cold better than a lot of Canadians 😅

    • @maurice3583
      @maurice3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      First we are not immune to cold weather but the mapple syrup ....your right

    • @andromedagalaxy6060
      @andromedagalaxy6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Canadian, saying maple syrup is my blood offends me. BLOOD IS BLOOD YOU DING DONG. IT'S THE SAME WITH CANADIANS!

    • @andromedagalaxy6060
      @andromedagalaxy6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, I know it's a joke. sorry.

    • @canadianorange9676
      @canadianorange9676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@maurice3583 I dunno man, I have never seen another cold Canadian.

  • @amadeusmozart5867
    @amadeusmozart5867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    "I swear on the ghost of John A. Macdonald that we are going to find who did this to you and when we do, we are going to file..a formal complaint." 😂😂😂 I'm so proud to be Canadian.

    • @amadeusmozart5867
      @amadeusmozart5867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      L+B Productions
      I'm so patriotic that I wave Canada's flag while drinking coffee from a timmies Canada cup. 😂😂😂

    • @ahmadoumari4853
      @ahmadoumari4853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amadeus Mozart lol same

    • @asdfasdgsda999
      @asdfasdgsda999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you file a formal complaint in the USA nothing happens except you get that person mad at you. The government in USA is broken. In fact if you file a formal complaint as an employee you will probably get promptly fired.

    • @brandonpurpleproductions8183
      @brandonpurpleproductions8183 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amadeus Mozart me to proud to be candian and hlaf italian

    • @nyssaleseelleur1287
      @nyssaleseelleur1287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The answer to who messed up the poutine is literally everyone east and west of Quebec, with the exception of Ottawa

  • @flowersArePretty1
    @flowersArePretty1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    *_sleep country, CaNaDaAaaaA_*
    _never gets old_
    *DING*

    • @SalTheSlime.
      @SalTheSlime. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *DING*

    • @vickyordy6837
      @vickyordy6837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuuuuuuuuuuus

    • @marsy9959
      @marsy9959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SalFrosterGamer DING

    • @faith-yk6hh
      @faith-yk6hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why buy a mattress anywhere else?

    • @faith-yk6hh
      @faith-yk6hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DING 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

  • @greyx4409
    @greyx4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That "body break" commercial jingle made me short circuit for a full second and a half. I think my memory just rebooted from nostalgia.

    • @bradmacarthur3810
      @bradmacarthur3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too, bro. Haven't heard that in a decade or more.

  • @justnick1566
    @justnick1566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Did any Canadians here ever sing “Sleep Country Canada, why buy a mattress -when you have a couch” *ding*?

    • @notjonahhill
      @notjonahhill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol yes

    • @ozziethelarrie2829
      @ozziethelarrie2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Then you continue " Why buy a couch when you have floor, why buy a floor when you have a couch, why buy a couch when you have a mattress *ding*

    • @dinaeduplessis6279
      @dinaeduplessis6279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just Nick yes

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Childhood lol

    • @silversickle6015
      @silversickle6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always

  • @zacharybedair4280
    @zacharybedair4280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Americans will never understand how good all dressed chips are

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best

    • @methatguy5996
      @methatguy5996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      strongly disagree with this.

    • @taccos3524
      @taccos3524 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are to good

    • @emma-gd2cm
      @emma-gd2cm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao ikr their so goodfff

    • @beanpole8648
      @beanpole8648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait The States don't have them, there are so many things they don't have! They don't even have coffee crisp!

  • @merric193
    @merric193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    This is honestly the most stereotypical thing I've ever seen about my country but its hilarious ,Canada rules

    • @nathanielcrawford8619
      @nathanielcrawford8619 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meritsu Uchiha I know right

    • @nicolejeong1823
      @nicolejeong1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That second part is debatable lmao

    • @evandugas7888
      @evandugas7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      other countries stereotypes suck. ours are pretty good. We are way to polite, we love maple syrup and hockey... It's kinda all true just not to this degree

    • @logandesousa7352
      @logandesousa7352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolejeong1823 its not FU watch candians vs americans on infographic the people version

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish we had your Prime Minister,he's cool

  • @nixghttps
    @nixghttps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I'm not Canadian, and I barely understand English, but I laughed at the video, I LOVE Canada ♥️

  • @luigidelrosario3163
    @luigidelrosario3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    we kinda had Target for like a year tho, and Zellers was closed a long time ago. and we got subway

    • @richelleleonard5433
      @richelleleonard5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea I was confused when they said the opposite. I questioned my Canadian living style .

    • @mystique3991
      @mystique3991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was 3 years ago.. *Boi.*

    • @luigidelrosario3163
      @luigidelrosario3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mystique3991 ohh I meant like the length it was up and running

    • @mystique3991
      @mystique3991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jets T.V. Thank you, that makes much more sense.

    • @zacharywindover9840
      @zacharywindover9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t lie some of targets stuff was expensive but they had a lot of good stuff you couldn’t find anywhere else.

  • @alison5962
    @alison5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    The money at the hospital was Canadian tire money😂

    • @justnick1566
      @justnick1566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Audi just when I thought it couldn’t get more Canadian...

    • @phantomphotos501
      @phantomphotos501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg you're right!😆

    • @alison5962
      @alison5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      alex9100 alex9100 woman actually

    • @aquawolf1779
      @aquawolf1779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did I not see that

    • @kate-wj1dq
      @kate-wj1dq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg lol and there’s a tims cup

  • @captainbro9998
    @captainbro9998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I’ve never felt so proud of my country.

  • @Notagainbro
    @Notagainbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    this is the most canadian thing I seen in 21 years

    • @chimbus5834
      @chimbus5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sot true...... so true sorry

  • @mariyamidroos7018
    @mariyamidroos7018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I bet most of my other Canadians also watched this to see if it was accurate too😂😂😊😂😊

  • @bridgetneal1
    @bridgetneal1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Video: my pootin
    Canadians: * gets mildly upset *

    • @jesseniabourne8460
      @jesseniabourne8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Crazycraftbren I am mildly upset that is exactly what I’m feeling eh.

    • @DanielDilio
      @DanielDilio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crazycraftbren I thought that the English pronounced it Putin and «les quebequois » said It like poutine

    • @jesseniabourne8460
      @jesseniabourne8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam _ Office_ no that’s not how it works.

    • @DanielDilio
      @DanielDilio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jessenia Bourne I know but I USED to think that

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (normal upset Canadian): why?
      (me) crouching in the corner silently questioning if what I was taught was wrong; and if I'm truly a Canadian if I pronounced poutine wrong...
      Otherwise known as an example of overthinking.

  • @ArtOfMichelleP
    @ArtOfMichelleP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Hahaha! Whenever the Sleep Country song comes on, I always start singing it without even thinking about it. Spot on!

    • @ArtOfMichelleP
      @ArtOfMichelleP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And I stabbed myself the other day with a poppy.

    • @MrPaulHK
      @MrPaulHK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michelle Papadopoulos "Ding!" :)

    • @Nathan_Yolo_Man
      @Nathan_Yolo_Man 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michelle Papadopoulos SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA...WHY BUY YOUR MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE?... DING!

    • @canadianbacon3174
      @canadianbacon3174 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

    • @reesespieces8125
      @reesespieces8125 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michelle Papadopoulos ikr

  • @kaygataki6163
    @kaygataki6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “We are going to...file a formal complaint”. I’m dead 💀😹

  • @laurenalessia18
    @laurenalessia18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIALS! MY CHILDHOOD!! 😂

  • @baloneycarrot1602
    @baloneycarrot1602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    Every Canadian cringes when they say "Pootin" instead of poutine

  • @izzystrickland9524
    @izzystrickland9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    You know what sucks more, when restaurants put shredded cheese on poutine instead of cheese curds. 😫

    • @cheesethekoala8756
      @cheesethekoala8756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We shall not speak of such atrocities!
      It is an aBoMiNaTiOn

    • @gregbohnert2789
      @gregbohnert2789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Blasphemy!!

    • @dehalic
      @dehalic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greg Bohnert FACTSSSSS

    • @jedibiker1028
      @jedibiker1028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DUDE THATS NOT ... NO :0

    • @phfish_7440
      @phfish_7440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Send the to the 9th circle of hell

  • @quacknosis1863
    @quacknosis1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Me, an American watching this and planning on moving to Canada when I'm 18: *"Interesting"*

    • @sen6728
      @sen6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pick your province,
      Ontario: so much debt
      Quebec: Non Anglais, je parle francais.
      Alberta: i hate everyone else
      Manitoba: winterpeg
      BC: pretty much the pacific but with a lot more insects
      Saskatchewan: farmland
      PEI: beaches
      NS: irish accents
      NFL & Labrador: viking settlers
      Choose your Territory:
      Nunavut: formely had nun of ut, as in covid, but cold.
      NW Territory: cold
      Yukon: the gold rush, and cold.

    • @gregt722
      @gregt722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And remember, no matter what province, city or town you live in, they will ALL have a Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, The Brick & Dollarama close by. So no matter where you go, it’ll always feel like Home... ya know, eh! Welcome to Canada, grab a double double, and settle in!

    • @KotaTheGreatest
      @KotaTheGreatest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @sen6728
      @sen6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KotaTheGreatest watch "Ontario Sucks" by the 3 dead trolls in a baggie

    • @ActualChrist
      @ActualChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
      (yes i copied and pasted this but it's so true)

  • @hopeassen7735
    @hopeassen7735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    And this is why we put eraser tips on the back of poppies kids...

    • @arthurjarrett1604
      @arthurjarrett1604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly really don't want to be a buzzkill here!
      We have poppies for remembrance day here in the UK but are supplied with a pin so the whole poppy, including the stem, is visible. This must be a purely Canadian thing as I've never seen or heard of anyone having that problem and practically everybody here wears a poppy for a couple of weeks.
      Eraser tips on a poppy?

    • @user-ys6fn7ux5o
      @user-ys6fn7ux5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I remember this in elementary!
      I bought I reusable one from amazon after though

    • @user-ys6fn7ux5o
      @user-ys6fn7ux5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arthur Jarrett yeah we did this so it wouldn’t poke us it made sure the pointy edge was covered

    • @berrytania7401
      @berrytania7401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never did that, a few people in my class did. I just tucked it in, worked fine.

    • @piercehollington730
      @piercehollington730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pop that bad boy back through the shirt again and put it through the other side of the poppy

  • @mjn0tfound612
    @mjn0tfound612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    As a Canadian I think this is 100% accurate I have cried many times when the gravy in my "poutin" wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese curds 🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @micki030
      @micki030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magic Margo Ha me 2

    • @gummymin5790
      @gummymin5790 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magic Margo lkr me too

    • @laurenfarahani1297
      @laurenfarahani1297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go to Wendy's, they make their gravy really hot >:P

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poutine, dumbass. If you don't know how to speel shit then dont try to.

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And melting cheese curds is an heresy by the name of the poutine police. Only MCdonald does that.

  • @MutteringCondolences
    @MutteringCondolences 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    All Canadians love a good joke about the universal healthcare system, but last year I broke my ankle. After examinations, x-rays, cast and all that, my total bill was only $25 for the crutches. Canada rocks!

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well our capitalist healthcare system allows us to have the latest and greatest in medical technology, technology that you guys can't afford because your hospitals are on a government budget while ours are not. we can actually do brain and heart surgery without having to cut you open.

    • @goodoldave2438
      @goodoldave2438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah but it cost you $80 in gas to drive to the doctor, and it took you two hours to fill out the patient form because you forgot how to conjugate your verbs in French.

    • @toxiczebra5920
      @toxiczebra5920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Electronics For Fun mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes. We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes." no we pay more because it's better, universal healthcare can't support the way our hospitals spend money unless we tax the ever loving shit out of people.
      "We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money" yeah sorry l am not paying for the healthcare of some random scrub l don't know. l take care of my own, l can't afford the tax increase we would need for universal healthcare.

    • @alexbabin3127
      @alexbabin3127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Electronics For Fun dude, Canadian healthcare is pretty damn advanced. It’s considered one of the most advanced in the world, google it. Idk what you talking about. Also, how much better should yours be to justify paying 20000$ instead of 20$? Like 10000% better? Cuz we’ll it’s 10000% more expensive 🤷🏼‍♂️ Btw that’s true numbers, I know a dude who should have payed 20k after he broke his arm, but ended up paying 20$ because Canada

  • @MugDoe1201
    @MugDoe1201 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Since I moved away, I have always maintained everything about me as a Canadian. I'm so proud. I miss hearing words that are just ours lol. Going to Dunkin will never be as fun as "how about some Timmies eh?" Thank you, Go leafs!!!!!

  • @qookie3090
    @qookie3090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    U know this stuff is correct because they included the pathways textbook I used in grade 8

    • @brendana9676
      @brendana9676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Qookie that was the most accurate part of this entire video. LOL

    • @HealthHubss
      @HealthHubss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hated that book so much

    • @itarat69
      @itarat69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit used that last year.

    • @jeeemmm
      @jeeemmm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still used it on gr 10

  • @dishsoapie
    @dishsoapie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA
    WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE
    DING

    • @gwen8686
      @gwen8686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dian LiLi I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAID “DING” AT THE END
      IM NOT ALONE

    • @Dat_Feathered_Boi
      @Dat_Feathered_Boi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sleep country canada
      Why buy a mattress
      Blow up your house
      Ding

    • @keirahagan4448
      @keirahagan4448 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dian LiLi YESSSS

    • @theemargot1775
      @theemargot1775 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YASSSSSS

    • @itsjustkk2993
      @itsjustkk2993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sleep country canada
      Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

  • @giraffeacus5265
    @giraffeacus5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    When you go to the grocery store and you go past someone you have to say: "just gonna SNEak right past you here."

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Desiree Tachit 😂😂

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hear this so often

    • @bluefiregamingandcards
      @bluefiregamingandcards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have said this one more than one occasion

    • @SaVaGeHuNtEr2294
      @SaVaGeHuNtEr2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or sorry when you cut them off with your cart

    • @BubbleFaceism
      @BubbleFaceism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me, everytime

  • @theyoungbarista6715
    @theyoungbarista6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me and my family lived in Canada for a couple years while I was in kindergarten. And I have to say, the Canadians make some entertaining kids shows.

  • @itsowlet
    @itsowlet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    *Says POUTIN instead of POUTINE*
    I shall' right a formal complaint!

    • @user-le9ej2nh5i
      @user-le9ej2nh5i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s the actual way of saying it guys, we French Canadians invented it

    • @Babababaks
      @Babababaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Putin?

    • @brpitrepeters7983
      @brpitrepeters7983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quebec should be proud to have invented Poutin and the MONTREAL CANADIANS and Labatt Blue.
      Go Habs And gimme a Blue
      God Bless Quebec
      Oh and beautiful well dressed Ladys

    • @liricasugartea9945
      @liricasugartea9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poutin MY FUCKING NICKNAME

    • @Im_literally_Manic_Mike
      @Im_literally_Manic_Mike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mhhh dla criss de Poutine caliss

  • @carolchen2320
    @carolchen2320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    As a Vancouver resident, that west coast stereotype is so true.

    • @LayByMySide
      @LayByMySide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Carol Chen That got me as well lol Sushi is the best when you want munchies!

    • @daxo25
      @daxo25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carol Chen Ha! Oui! Très vrai!

    • @OPENYOURDOOR
      @OPENYOURDOOR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carol Chen as a chilliwack resident i completley agree

    • @abby7688
      @abby7688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carol Chen oh hi I live in Saskatoon 😜😜

    • @deadly2881
      @deadly2881 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof moose jaw here

  • @Iris-xi6os
    @Iris-xi6os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Did they say.. Poo-TIN and not Pou-tINE?
    **triggers**

    • @mahishamahiakter5066
      @mahishamahiakter5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the lil kid towards the end said it correctly tho

    • @toooldforcitylife
      @toooldforcitylife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's poo-tsin if we're getting technical. Not poo-tin or poo-tine.

    • @randy2reall
      @randy2reall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s poutsinnnne best in Quebec

    • @daphnechristensengreenlee4593
      @daphnechristensengreenlee4593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In the east they say Poo-tin and in the west we say poo-teen. Lived in BC all my life....only just found out they say poo-tin over there. Lol. In my defence....we are a loooooooong way from the francophones.

    • @xtoxicurex
      @xtoxicurex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in Quebec, but border New Brunswick. I’ve heard it said every which way, but absolutely loathe when it’s pronounced pou-teen. 😑

  • @kyliepowell
    @kyliepowell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *Ok but did anybody else sing when the Sleep Country ad came on?* I think at this point it’s physically impossible not to.

  • @rocks.and.soup.
    @rocks.and.soup. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    My
    *Pootin*
    All real Canadians get mildly upset

    • @giraffeacus5265
      @giraffeacus5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I'm gonna file a formal complaint

    • @purplegurl7976
      @purplegurl7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i may or may not have screamed about this....

    • @fisherdittburner6959
      @fisherdittburner6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Poutine 👍

    • @Lili-op3ug
      @Lili-op3ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking poo ten😂

    • @Mk_123abc
      @Mk_123abc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I definitely am

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Poutin?
    *TRIGGERED!*
    And they say it so many times!

    • @danielnorum2483
      @danielnorum2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @squammy3536
      @squammy3536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      in quebec they say poutin, in ontario they say poutine. When you think about it, poutin is the right version because quebec made poutine.

    • @Owendunca
      @Owendunca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's how it's pronounce

    • @amber.blaaah
      @amber.blaaah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rob Bob same!

    • @jacksonwinters2547
      @jacksonwinters2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honest to god look at the top i said that too eh

  • @diamondjeanelle6370
    @diamondjeanelle6370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    when your canadian and have nothing better to do then watch this

    • @thomasfowler1
      @thomasfowler1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you're Canadian, two of your official languages are French and English and you STILL don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

    • @JuicyRedskin
      @JuicyRedskin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When Net Neutrality is dead in the U.S and you don't really care...

    • @Maginel73
      @Maginel73 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And "then" and 'Than'

  • @richeneflowease3622
    @richeneflowease3622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love this kind of comedy and to be honest most canadian sketch comedy is gold because its self depreciating and intelligently done with a good spirit behind it..definetly proud of canada for its comedy ...in fact its what i say this country should really get behind to become a country that everyone knows that we are all about comedy here..so that it gets into the public education etc to teach and be funny!

  • @alexblackish-709
    @alexblackish-709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    i once apologized to a couch when i staled my toe and laughed about it for 5 min and i was not drunk or high

    • @danielledouglas99
      @danielledouglas99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds like something I would do and probably have done.

    • @NovaDexter
      @NovaDexter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get your grade 10 before making TH-cam comments.

    • @rxseqvartz1305
      @rxseqvartz1305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I apologized to a TTC bus yesterday cause I thought I hit some lady's foot but it was the bus

  • @alexandra287
    @alexandra287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Canadian tire money 😂

    • @zaydabbas1609
      @zaydabbas1609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexandra I still have a Canadian tire 150th anniversary ten cent bill

    • @cameronwray9366
      @cameronwray9366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexandra that you can’t rip or get wet, unlike America’s dumpster money.

  • @Eva-qc5ov
    @Eva-qc5ov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    My brother found a plastic toy hippo once. He thought that it was a house hippo that died

    • @stephss
      @stephss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Evangeline 😥

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eva Lastname lol

    • @delphy50
      @delphy50 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tikity-boo6225
    @tikity-boo6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Stabbing yourself with a poppy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @safyakhan7857
      @safyakhan7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its true AHAHA

    • @Caprabone
      @Caprabone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or the exact opposite- having it fall off within 5 mín 😂

  • @kiri8349
    @kiri8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "understand the metric system half the time"
    THATS TOO TRUE

  • @el3369
    @el3369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Don't forget the part where we argue/talk about US politics

    • @T355V
      @T355V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao yeah us elections are hot topics in Canada

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tessa why , also what politicians are you Familiar with

  • @bellsack8113
    @bellsack8113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    No Canadian doesn’t know the sleep country Canada tune

    • @evansigloo1058
      @evansigloo1058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sometimes I forget that just randomly sainging "sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else/when you have a couch DING" isn't normal in the rest of the world

    • @amrozstoesz
      @amrozstoesz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they dont they dont belong here

    • @magnumbeefus
      @magnumbeefus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True that

    • @gordo8274
      @gordo8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evan's Igloo who doesnt now the sleep country slogan by the way your supposed to say why buy a mattress when you have a couch. Bud what kind of canadian are u eh bud

    • @absolutetrash5244
      @absolutetrash5244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE

  • @Throttlebeasts
    @Throttlebeasts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Long live Canada 🇨🇦 and Canadian people the great country which treated me equally and provided me opportunities to grow in life ✌️

  • @CrystalB.ceramics
    @CrystalB.ceramics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Did they mention 'Coffee Crisp' chocolate bars?

    • @niragill
      @niragill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crystal Bennett the best

    • @Cam-gk4dk
      @Cam-gk4dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or smarties

    • @plasticfantastic8
      @plasticfantastic8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crystal Bennett or Ketchup chips and Clamato juice for Caesar’s 😋

    • @juniper_jupiter4823
      @juniper_jupiter4823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm eating one of those right now...

    • @kapricity
      @kapricity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Smarties.

  • @maudeparadinight8848
    @maudeparadinight8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I thought the girl was looking at a picture of Justin Bieber not-
    I’m cryIN

    • @benfranklin1553
      @benfranklin1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Oreo Yeah me too but it just got worse

    • @finnhill787
      @finnhill787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats the joke

  • @teymour6918
    @teymour6918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    I feel bad for the Americans who won't understand 90% of these inside jokes 😂

    • @stfugoofkys1219
      @stfugoofkys1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @brando2944
      @brando2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Teymour Amirov i feel bad for americans who dont know what poutine is

    • @corrupt4367
      @corrupt4367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m American, and I know none of these jokes LOL

    • @Asteroid_Jam
      @Asteroid_Jam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jokes on you I am America 🇺🇸 but know these jokes. (Ps it is because I am so close to Canada 🇨🇦 )

    • @teymour6918
      @teymour6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Asteroid_Jam oh you are America ok 😂

  • @HillaryGaming_Official
    @HillaryGaming_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am Chinese Canadian and I from British Columbia, Canada

  • @XaraTheDragon
    @XaraTheDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    you forgot our popular cafe called 'Timhortons'

    • @Camman010
      @Camman010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tim Horton's has been US owned since the 90s and the coffee sucks. As well they treat every costumer as a thief by hiding the sugar and creamers.

    • @cjm7764
      @cjm7764 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what Tims cut from workers with the minimum wage increase- I hope this becomes unCanadian.

    • @DorianPearce
      @DorianPearce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just thought I would point out... Timbits at 0:31

    • @vvsjosh2414
      @vvsjosh2414 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YASS HE FORGOT TIMS

    • @heyoitsme2416
      @heyoitsme2416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oldandwize it was “created” by a Canadian, and that’s where it came from. No matter which country “owns” it, it’s still Canadian.
      And idk what the Tims are like in the states, but it’s amazing here. Those workers that you described should be fired. That sounds horrible.

  • @samraymond215
    @samraymond215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Omg the all dressed and ketchup chips was the most accurate thing ive seen in my life

    • @samraymond215
      @samraymond215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and the fake maple syrup and the fucking nickelback thing was soo funny

    • @angelo253
      @angelo253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      get out. all dressed is way better.

    • @xypaddy1
      @xypaddy1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get the Nickleback BS....I love them and seeing as that they sold 50 million + alnums / CDs...etc I'm not the only one.

    • @vrscape1623
      @vrscape1623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's more that they always do the same kind of stuff, not much variation. But I like em

    • @MaximusX67
      @MaximusX67 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for Nickelback, which is the dumbest thing because they are millionaires and I am some Joe Schmo without any millions in my account. Why the hell do I feel BAD for THEM?
      They started out fresh and hot in the US. Their first album was a hit and their album got a ton of airplay. It might h ave been that overexposure that sank them. That and it coming out that they were a Canadian band. I don't know why that makes them uncool and unpopular overall; but, somehow I think it did!
      The only good things they admit that came out of Canada is Hockey, Bacon and Celine Dion ...... and that might be all!!

  • @merubindono
    @merubindono 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    1:23 My favourite commercial of all time

    • @SparkyStarLPS
      @SparkyStarLPS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same i couldn't help to sing along!

    • @KeeperOfTheSock
      @KeeperOfTheSock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm still looking for that hippo, I had my house quarantined after i saw this commercial, can't be too safe.

    • @asurname3698
      @asurname3698 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I suggest you take the tofu and put it somewhere. AWAY FROM MY PERSON.

    • @Deltax156
      @Deltax156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I remember that commercial

    • @claireasglass189
      @claireasglass189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG YES

  • @GhostOfPride
    @GhostOfPride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You forgot
    Saying sorry to inanimate objects when you bump into it

    • @safyakhan7857
      @safyakhan7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRUE

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣👌🏼

    • @thedeadmoss2077
      @thedeadmoss2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s be careful eh you almost made me drop my fucking Timmys eh

  • @arielspalter7425
    @arielspalter7425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I have only been living 7 years in this amazing coutry, and I laughed out loud. Well done! And.. Canadian are fantastic people.

    • @arielspalter7425
      @arielspalter7425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thistime1483 I am originally from Israel. Through hard work and dedication we have assimilated quite well, mostly thanks to the awesome welcoming canadians we've come across along the way (most became close friends).

    • @fatdicksydrome
      @fatdicksydrome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you eh

  • @themrp9754
    @themrp9754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    As a Canadian I can say that this is pretty accurate but you didn't mention Canada geese so have to take a point off

    • @xxlovelyoxanaxx
      @xxlovelyoxanaxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      the mrp hahah yes

    • @jacobfelix5667
      @jacobfelix5667 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why buy a matress when you got a couch?

    • @LovelysPetParent
      @LovelysPetParent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the mrp we Americans stole your Canadian geese.

    • @sominboy2757
      @sominboy2757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i thought the common loon won the bird contest in popularity but they chose the whiskeyjack. the common loon is minnesotas bird btw, they claimed it a couple months before ontario

    • @crazycanuck5794
      @crazycanuck5794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the mrp this is completely wrong except Toronto always losing, they are terrible

  • @dawsonbroadhead714
    @dawsonbroadhead714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Sleep country Canada why buy a mattress when you have a couch

  • @jannak9024
    @jannak9024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shared 7-1-2023 by Canadian Author Louse Penny, on the occasion of Canada Day which is also her birthday! She is a beloved storyteller, devoted to sending love letters to Canada in her mystery novels. Her fans submit that her photo deserves to be on your celebrity collage (as if The order of Canada and scores of book awards weren't enough) because you need a few women up there! From a fan in The States whose mom's side of the family was from Alberta!🤩🤩🤩 Happy Canada Day!

  • @lolzorgfykys
    @lolzorgfykys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    my friends and i at band....
    "sleep country canada,, why buy a matress anywhere else??"

    • @brendangiger
      @brendangiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Why buy a matress, when you have a couch??"

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NikkiRandomix and that alarm force song

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahhahahaha... damn catchy jingles.

    • @trinitylavigne-larade8128
      @trinitylavigne-larade8128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NikkiRandomix why buy a matress when you have a couch XD

    • @doctorwhat8856
      @doctorwhat8856 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pug why buy a couch when you don't have a house!

  • @sarahfreiberg209
    @sarahfreiberg209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    To my fellow canadians, hi, have a great day.
    Like if your canadian and proud to be aswell

  • @jiteyikuku9240
    @jiteyikuku9240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    i miss zellers

  • @capnsalt7102
    @capnsalt7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a French Canadian, that impression was spot on

    • @truenorthgames
      @truenorthgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha does this ring a bell Step 9 waste western money British Canada is better 🤣

  • @themlargefries2779
    @themlargefries2779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    CBC Comedy: *Tries to do all the stereotypical Canadian stuff*
    Also CBC Comedy: *Doesn’t pronounce poutine right*

    • @benfranklin1553
      @benfranklin1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ThemLargeFries No brother that's how you say it.

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ben Franklin nooooooo it's not! Trust me I'm Canadian! It's pronounced poo-teen!

    • @benfranklin1553
      @benfranklin1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pastel Fox Cool me too. It depends on where you live, it's mainly Saskatchewan that says it like that, but I'm in Alberta and that's how it's said here.

    • @themlargefries2779
      @themlargefries2779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ben Franklin I also live in Alberta and I have never heard it said like that by anyone else who lives here.

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh makes sense, I've never heard pronounced like that! I live in Ontario so I guess we pronounce it differently!

  • @alexandra287
    @alexandra287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Darn La police”

    • @Flour5665
      @Flour5665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merci mon Boy!

    • @ajaysivanand7978
      @ajaysivanand7978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They stole this joke straight from Canadian Bacon.

    • @Flour5665
      @Flour5665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok?

  • @alexiswinning9904
    @alexiswinning9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As canadianist as this is its still beautiful CANADA APPROVED 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

  • @fawnnyoon8659
    @fawnnyoon8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I sang along with the sleep country commercial and said "ding"😂 I diedd omgg

  • @JD2RARE
    @JD2RARE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    You gotta say thanks to the bus driver

    • @Venx84
      @Venx84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually i do say thanks to the bus driver when getting off the bus, never realized it till now xD

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally true

    • @jaspergillgannon4991
      @jaspergillgannon4991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren't you supposed to?

    • @mathieudelduchetto5212
      @mathieudelduchetto5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait people are not saying thanks to the bus driver in other countries?

    • @VioletIris
      @VioletIris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mathieudelduchetto5212 I'm in Minnesota and we do this here, but we're almost Canadian anyway.

  • @nodeles4419
    @nodeles4419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Da gwavy wasn’t hot enough to mewt my cheese cuwds

    • @Tango_Raptor
      @Tango_Raptor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoodlesNugget ówò aw

    • @jazminet9502
      @jazminet9502 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know the feeling

    • @arianapuust5701
      @arianapuust5701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a literal problem here in Canada. lol

    • @braincoolo9399
      @braincoolo9399 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get Out

    • @SuperSuperNova
      @SuperSuperNova 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pryce *This person has been sent back to America*

  • @Kim-xc4we
    @Kim-xc4we 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Canadian kidnappers be like: Free hockey sticks kids! Just hop on my zamboni,Eh?
    Kids: Where's my tim hortons though,Eh?

    • @nickstanley5820
      @nickstanley5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kids would want dem ice capps

    • @ocb980
      @ocb980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your not Canadian are you

    • @medinakhan5988
      @medinakhan5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      K not what happens lol.

    • @maddievlogs560
      @maddievlogs560 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh rude

    • @MadiLikesPie
      @MadiLikesPie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hows that rude xD they're just making a joke and as being canadian myself i take NO offense to it whatsoever

  • @Kurichua
    @Kurichua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just get my citizenship in 2008. From Mexico to Quebec. This is pure gold. I need a poutine right now. 😢

  • @francesbisaillon2659
    @francesbisaillon2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Slightly disappointed that Shawn Mendes wasn’t on the wall with all the Canadian celebs

    • @francesbisaillon2659
      @francesbisaillon2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lina Almusawi ummm yes.

    • @duicic8541
      @duicic8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also find the lack of Nathan Fillion... disturbing.

    • @fangirl38
      @fangirl38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @poolchamp
      @poolchamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also can't spot Ryan Reynolds

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frances Bisaillon And Keanu Reeves

  • @madeline7887
    @madeline7887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    theres subway in Canada..

    • @addyviolette
      @addyviolette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madeline May yup

    • @tonystark341
      @tonystark341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup, everywhere, since more than 20 years...

    • @meredithhernandez283
      @meredithhernandez283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Madeline May I was like ya there’s more subway than mr sub

    • @LiveLoveLaugh1231000
      @LiveLoveLaugh1231000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s subway in America? Tf?

    • @SteelersSenators1994
      @SteelersSenators1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madeline smh. Its where they originated. Jesus ur profile picture just matches ur stupidity so well.

  • @recondite-raven7606
    @recondite-raven7606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE? *DING*

    • @tristenk02
      @tristenk02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So True

    • @qdaddy8973
      @qdaddy8973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

    • @ashawn203
      @ashawn203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Q Daddy Damn, I thought I made that up xD

    • @maddypoop_6465
      @maddypoop_6465 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ashawn203 No it’s the sleep Country ad thing

  • @mathewhunter7826
    @mathewhunter7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Canadian TV was both hilarious and gave me that wonderful nostalgic feeling. Great vid!

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    3:40
    Doug Ford is 100% the Canadian version of Trump.

  • @kevcutty
    @kevcutty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Bruh the house hippo gave me childhood flash backs I’m 13 now I was born in 2004 but I remember my dad showing to me when I was little man that as the best

  • @cameronjodoin309
    @cameronjodoin309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    You forgot to mention that we actually have a military.

    • @alistairlastname4642
      @alistairlastname4642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Field Marshal Erwin Rommel one of the best trained militaries in the world too

    • @cameronjodoin309
      @cameronjodoin309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ace of Spades True, we have a small, professional military.

    • @snappedsquire8479
      @snappedsquire8479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and the best snipers in the world

    • @soyboysoldier1838
      @soyboysoldier1838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and that why im joining

    • @adent4751
      @adent4751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Field Marshal Erwin Rommel of snowmen and women

  • @canadian_tabarnak
    @canadian_tabarnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the most stereotypical thing ive ever seen and im Canadian, however, i can say wholeheartedly that this is pretty accurate and hilarious

  • @nessy4430
    @nessy4430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *My pootin*
    Me as a Canadian: It’s my poutine. 🙄

  • @Chloeen
    @Chloeen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    House Hippo was my life!!! I used to leave little bowls of maple syrup around my house trying to find a house hippo.

    • @sexiebebe666
      @sexiebebe666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is a house hippo... i birn and raised in BC never heard of that term ever

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The game show bit was PERFECT! Even those of us who use metric daily still quote our height and weight in Imperial measurements. Good dig at Nickelback, too!

  • @georgiannacook8874
    @georgiannacook8874 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an American and one who does not understand some of the words, this was funny . Always enjoyed my time in Canada. Pray the fires will get some rain. We are in smoke now but feel for those who are experiencing the worst effects. In NJ near the Delaware Water Gap.

  • @Þeberkanian
    @Þeberkanian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    U missed the -40 winters in Winnipeg eh

    • @Þeberkanian
      @Þeberkanian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cowgirl Crafts we still had to go to school

    • @dkhdkjhskj
      @dkhdkjhskj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cowgirl Crafts You get snow days?? I've never gotten a day off school because of the weather and I'm in Edmonton! 🤔

    • @Þeberkanian
      @Þeberkanian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dkhdkjhskj Because the coldest u ever c is like -20 or something 😂😂

    • @mtlicq
      @mtlicq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh, sorry!

    • @VLGLF3
      @VLGLF3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -40 in the NWT

  • @MrBulshoy
    @MrBulshoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I haven't heard anyone say "chesterfield" in like 30 years.

    • @JB-yb4wn
      @JB-yb4wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tough being deaf, isn't it?

    • @wmarcoux9
      @wmarcoux9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My step dad always said that, I Kind like it haha.

    • @Anya-mw3gj
      @Anya-mw3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s chesterfield? 🤔

    • @JB-yb4wn
      @JB-yb4wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anya-mw3gj
      Sofa

    • @Anya-mw3gj
      @Anya-mw3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Bezz lol thanks!💞

  • @jevmat5263
    @jevmat5263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I'm Canadian and I think this is pretty accurate

    • @kalilamorey9317
      @kalilamorey9317 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadian Bleach the only unaccurate part for me was how they used "eh"... I use it differently

    • @kennyobrien9508
      @kennyobrien9508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kalila morey. I here and sometimes say eh ( not on porsuo

    • @kennyobrien9508
      @kennyobrien9508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kalila morey. purpose. the only time it's nomally used is when u say "right" ex. it's good right= it's good eh

    • @kalilamorey9317
      @kalilamorey9317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kennyobrien 33 yeah thats how i use ... i agree

    • @n_u001
      @n_u001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      how they say poutine, wtf?
      also we have subway in canada, dont know what the fuck mr sub is.

  • @elizabethjarrett8473
    @elizabethjarrett8473 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Body Break" Hahahahaha I really needed this, thank you so much from a proud Canadian who loves our sense of humor !!! 😅😅❤❤

  • @mandygadams
    @mandygadams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Rip Zellers
    We will forever miss you

  • @emilyrichardson2029
    @emilyrichardson2029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You didn't mention the way we all say 'I'm just gonna sneak right past you' in the grocery store.

    • @Umbrellaoflove
      @Umbrellaoflove 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The person above you just did

  • @Jackson-id2nz
    @Jackson-id2nz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Yes Canadians say eh we just don’t realize it and Americans exaggerate it

    • @gamingforaday5446
      @gamingforaday5446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam is American company

    • @joannefolkins4784
      @joannefolkins4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, not on the Wet Coast.

    • @princessramonah21
      @princessramonah21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi are you from Canada? Can you share a joke, our English teacher will give 5 dollars and a free month subscription for a student who can make him laugh during his livestream. Thank you ✌😂