Star Wars Acolyte: Season one & Done │Episode 1 & 2

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  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1270

    Get Wokolyte, Go Brokolyte

    • @TSDamiano
      @TSDamiano 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      You are right

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😆

    • @megadoomerr
      @megadoomerr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Best comment 🤣

    • @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2
      @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That sentence is irrelevant, since they don't care about money. Disney is not a capitalist company since the 2000's.

    • @PandaGamingPodcast
      @PandaGamingPodcast 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I like the dynamic you bring to the live stream big J, I'm a Florida man too btw, NE FL.

  • @jessco8950
    @jessco8950 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +702

    Funny how the only white male character in the show commits suicide to atone for his past while apologizing to a black kid… no subliminal messaging here!

    • @dieseltyme
      @dieseltyme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      You could tell by his bald spots that he'd been feeling really awful about that thing he did but never find out about.

    • @Burns_RED
      @Burns_RED 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      It's not subliminal because it's as obvious as a shovel to the face

    • @swgeek4310
      @swgeek4310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Funny how that is the one thing your focused on...Amazing how people MAKE this stuff an issue but its the directors fault..

    • @Burns_RED
      @Burns_RED 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@swgeek4310 Shill alert 😂
      You seriously need to learn how to type. It's barely comprehensible.

    • @Ally5141
      @Ally5141 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      @@swgeek4310 who put it in the show? "people" or director?

  • @Malohta
    @Malohta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1187

    That scene on South Park of George Lucas violating a stormtrooper is pretty tame compared to what Disney has done to Star Wars.

    • @wolfspider1628
      @wolfspider1628 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Disney would be a cenobyte in this scenario

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@wolfspider1628 "I have such sights to show you!" - Disney

    • @sonicrush44
      @sonicrush44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Or what he did to Indiana Jones.

    • @skyblazeXIII
      @skyblazeXIII 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Right?😮

    • @shadow7988
      @shadow7988 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@ComicGladiator Ya know, when you think about it, assuming Disney's market for these star wars flops are just masochists, everything makes way more sense. Who messed with the damn cube?!

  • @nuclearmedicineman6270
    @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "Osha" is a self-own worthy of a chef's kiss. There really is no better way to show you've never held a real job than naming the main character after the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Those of us who don't have arts degrees, who didn't get hired because of nepotism, or race/gender status.. OSHA means just one thing, a safety inspection; guys in hardhats wearing brightly colored vests carrying clipboards.

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      FINALLY. Someone else noticed this!!!! They even spelled it the same. I thought it would at least be spelled Ocea or something, but no. I CANNOT take that name seriously. It might be worse than CYPER RAGE.

    • @toasty862
      @toasty862 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "I don't know anything about your job, but my clipboard says you're doing it wrong"

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Also known as: a pain in the ass.

  • @FrankS111
    @FrankS111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1146

    Imagine being so oppressed that you got a $180 million therapy / vanity project after being a personal assistant to a known grapeist

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ew, no!

    • @elbonja
      @elbonja 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who's the known grapist?

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Correct 😊​@NikZedika

    • @harkbelial
      @harkbelial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      In normal world she would be in prison

    • @hitmanmonaghan6633
      @hitmanmonaghan6633 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Really joggins the old noggin.

  • @marcustodd2910
    @marcustodd2910 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    91% critic, 29% audience score. The mark of true greatness.

  • @jaded5957
    @jaded5957 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    I still can't believe Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant is being rewarded in Hollywood.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      You just answered your own question.

    • @WaltherPPK007
      @WaltherPPK007 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I can it’s Hollywood

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Knowledge is a resource. And silence gold.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Metoo was a giant feminist coup. It never was about justice.

    • @F_ckAllTrumpVoters
      @F_ckAllTrumpVoters 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thibaldus3 You poor little #Victim.

  • @linkurosawa1711
    @linkurosawa1711 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    I cannot believe how stereotypical the white male jedi looked like.
    Like the soy was just OOZING from the guy, it was insane.

    • @YouSuprised
      @YouSuprised 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They absolutely did this on purpose. This form of propaganda is called dehumanization and the de-masculinization of white men and showing them off as incompetent, weak, fragile, unattractive and unreliable, making them less attractive to women.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +663

    Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_

    • @TheDisquietingNight
      @TheDisquietingNight 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      and they call us Schizo for putting this out in the open

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Gross.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      ... ... Eugh. You know sometimes when you wish you'd never turned a rock over?

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      Lesbian Headlamp was Harvey Weinstein's taste tester.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@Mereologist
      Zero doubt about it.

  • @Zenn3k
    @Zenn3k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Luke: "The force?"
    Obi-wan: "The force is what gives a Jedi its power, its an energy field created by two lesbians scissoring"

  • @brianmurphy6480
    @brianmurphy6480 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    Leslye Headland: "Fat Jedi? Of course! Self-control is a myth! I mean, I'm incapable of it, so obviously NO ONE can do it. I mean, right? Ya know?" 🤷‍♂️

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I played SWTOR for many years and even there I cannot remember coming across any "Bodytype 4" Jedi, so to speak.
      There were one or two fat Sith Lords, but those were primarily schemers. And the Dark Side encourages you to indulge in your desires, so I can see them gaining weight after they reached a certain power level.
      But Jedi?

    • @crimsonhunter6538
      @crimsonhunter6538 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And Jedis do so much training that it is almost hard to get fat.

    • @21palica
      @21palica 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      His name is Paddedawan Deeabeetoos II.

    • @robertdubois3448
      @robertdubois3448 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johannesseyfried7933 all of my characters but my bounty hunter were. I thought it was funnier that these fat guys were doing things that should be impossible. Except the smuggler. he actually looked the part of a guy who spends his time in a pilots seat.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Must be Force-Fed.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The Deathstar exploding into a ball of fire was done that way because it looked cooler and had a bigger impact in your mind. Lucas knew it didn't make sense, but made the decision anyway to heighten viewer enjoyment of the scene. And, as you said, it dissipated quickly so it's not even a big deal.
    Fires burning continuously in space is just people taking that singular moment in the main trilogy and using it to justify their total lack of knowledge on the subject. I hate when people do this.

    • @volentimeh
      @volentimeh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If anything the death star explosion was extremely under stated and would have been

  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    Warner bros logic:
    Cancel Tokyo Vice but give Velma another season

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They’re likely contractually obligated to produce that second season. A number of animation studios will get it in writing upfront that they’re owed the money for producing two seasons of a show before they sign on to it.

    • @AncestorEmpire1
      @AncestorEmpire1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@CdrChaos it will get a season three, for the same reasons that Harley Quinn keeps getting shows and movies made.

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AncestorEmpire1 Harley Quinn presumably gets ratings and sells merchandise.
      They are not the same.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget cancelling The Venture Bros too. How embarassing.

  • @chriscotgrove9674
    @chriscotgrove9674 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    They call it 'subversion of expectations'...the expectation of objective morality.
    "The evil monsters are just misunderstood and you *really* should empathize with them". Exactly what evil monsters would say.

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It’s a Sith story. Nothing wrong with that. Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane books did the same thing.
      The problem is the wokeness.

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well said!

  • @fragalot
    @fragalot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    Plot hole: The Jedi accused of Osha of killing the female jedi (Carrie Ann Moss) and never ONCE considered Osha's alibi. She was on a cruiser, lightyears away from the plant the murder took place, fixing that very same ship while the murder took place. They could check the logs of the ship Osha was on as to where the ship has been when the murder took place, and who's bordered and left the ship around that time. They never bothered to see if she even left the ship.

    • @juan0808
      @juan0808 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Well, considering that Jedi seem to have now the power to teleport around the galaxy. Maybe it was possible.

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      the hole in headlands head is the plothole. shes lost the plot.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For a 'mystery' involving 'police', this show has almost zero procedure and systems that were commonly in use even a thousand years ago. Nobody is collecting evidence. Nobody is considering motives. Nobody is exploring alternatives. Witnesses are never protected, nor are known targets. Not even with a guard, much less a camera or space age security and tracking. They didn't even bother closing exits. Your average child would do better at keeping things safe and searching out causes.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeah, its all bad, just as long as their world view that morality doesn't exist, its a golden masterpiece to them

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@GH-ub7qz and a golden shower on the fans

  • @Lion_Patriot
    @Lion_Patriot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    KK and her cult-minded followers are the prime example of failing upwards. We all know that she has to have some kind of black mail on hand to keep her job despite the destructive state Lucasfilm is in

  • @sukinagami1127
    @sukinagami1127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1809

    fruit knife > light sabre. The franchise is doomed

    • @superfuss1984
      @superfuss1984 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Lasers are harmless. They depilate with them.... 🤷‍♀️😝

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      Its June, so fruit has a damage bonus.

    • @user-bb1ti6ct7s
      @user-bb1ti6ct7s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@Volyrenbruh 😭💀

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      "is doomed"?
      It's been over since at least The Rise of Skywalker destroyed any semblance of canon.

    • @Ravalin
      @Ravalin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      the franchise been dead for years, the corpse is just falling apart as it's animatronics move it

  • @MrArmystrong85
    @MrArmystrong85 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Remember how the Starwars holiday special was a dark legend? Now we get a Starwars Holiday special every year.

  • @pr0fain
    @pr0fain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The Acolyte actually went above and beyond all my expectations - I never expected ANYTHING would make the Halo TV series look like Oscar material, nor did I ever expect to be more disappointed in ANYTHING as I was Halo - yet, here we are.

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember they will make a season 3 of halo they can get worse and they will

    • @TiL_Deimos
      @TiL_Deimos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@loquendo918they still on halo??? bruh

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    Acolyte is a strong contender for being the worst thing Disney has done in it's 100 years of existence.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Worse than the marvels?

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@thatoneguychad420 Probably, yes.
      I'd also say that "Song of The South" is over-hated in comparison.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @tyrannozilla I used to love that one as a kid, my nan had it on VHS.

    • @contentsdiffer5958
      @contentsdiffer5958 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Disney threw live animals off cliffs for a movie, but... yeah.

    • @Nah_no_thanks
      @Nah_no_thanks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Disney is just an evil company. They use children as shields from legitimate criticism and buys a ton of media without ever being questioned on their acquisitions by any government entity. They are truly an evil company.

  • @Mereologist
    @Mereologist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    It's almost funny - the main villain in this show is so obviously outclassed in EVERY fight she's in, the writers have to get EVERY character to either throw the fight or behave so terribly she has a chance. Even the random guy who offs the apothecary beats her up. How is any of this supposed to be taken seriously? She's no threat and the people 'trying to stop her' just let her go over and over.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Perhaps because the show is written by modern feminist women in Hollywood and so are used to everyone around them bending over and giving them everything they want.

    • @ahmad92760
      @ahmad92760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      In any other Tv show, she would be the pathetic villain that gets killed midway through to show off how scary the real villain is.

    • @justjoking5841
      @justjoking5841 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Power fantasy done the wrong way. At least take notes from the pulp fics and action flicks before hand...

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee9760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Imagine having a literal cash cow, a liscence to print money, and somehow screw it up in epic proportions that will be studied for decades to come

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ideology is always most important.

  • @bloodoftheunicorns2621
    @bloodoftheunicorns2621 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The funny thing about the Sith code is no one follows it at all. Even in the games/books only a few Sith followed the code. Most of them see power as an end in and of itself. The code teaches that power is a merely a tool to gain and maintain your freedom.

  • @SuperDuperDavo
    @SuperDuperDavo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    I really hope to live to see the day Disney closes their doors and is no more. They’ve absolutely lived long enough to become the villain.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me too, brother.

    • @MyAramil
      @MyAramil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I say give it a few more years at most. If you pay attention the media crash is happening around us. more and more studios are closing, more and more projects are failing yet they keep soldering on trying to change everyone to their line of thinking

    • @haydenmammen6079
      @haydenmammen6079 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Will never happen. You’re watching the controlled demolition of modern society. The people with money will cash out and bail when the time is right.

  • @mattredfield7072
    @mattredfield7072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I just want to thank you, Gundam, and all other content creaters covering these shows, for watching these shows so we don't have to.

  • @theelder4797
    @theelder4797 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    She's a mech-nic! They took the 'a' out of mechanic, because it's the future, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away! Much creativity! Much brave! Much stronk!

    • @superfuss1984
      @superfuss1984 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Smilo Ren.... Enough said... 🤦‍♀️

    • @ironsides982
      @ironsides982 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was the only way for her to make a living because HR departments and DMV's apparently don't exist in the future of the past.

    • @DrStrangefate
      @DrStrangefate 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why use mny lettr wn less lettr say same!?

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DrStrangefate because it doesn’t. It makes it look like you’re using a broken keyboard or are illiterate in English to write it like that.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It also doesn't make sense.
      A mechanic was always a mechanic. I've never heard of a "mechnic" before.
      Why not go all the way and call her an Enginerd or something if you're already coming up with weird names.

  • @kyled.7748
    @kyled.7748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Isn't it so telling, that these people see all of the Dark Side qualities and somehow find them the most relatable? Says a LOT.

  • @RiylanCorma
    @RiylanCorma 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    I like how characters in this show constantly contradict themselves 2-3 sentences later. It's hilarious.

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Leftists and consistency never go together

    • @RiylanCorma
      @RiylanCorma 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@docsavage8640 Shoutout to the Man of Bronze!

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      There's a pretty convincing line of argument that the script for this show was AI generated. Characters don't seem to remember what they said a scene ago and the like. It's little more than extruded storylike product that superficially resembles a coherent narrative, at least until you look closer.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@harbl99 I play around with AI a lot and it's generally WAY more consistent. You would have to work to get an AI to produce something this choppy.

    • @Darthdoodoo
      @Darthdoodoo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@Mereologistmost likely lezzy blockhead used ai then changed it so she could claim she wrote it 😂😂

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Agatha Christie would have looked at _The Coprolyte_ a century ago and gone: "Oh, they used twins. Hacks."

    • @EndertheWeek
      @EndertheWeek 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She would of used twins BUT you wouldn't have realised until she wanted you to know not spoilt in the trailer by some ijit.

  • @mistermetalskull3107
    @mistermetalskull3107 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Kathleen Kennedy be like, "Quality..."
    Inigo Montoya be like, "This word. I don't it means what you think it means."

  • @Gurgimunchingcrunching
    @Gurgimunchingcrunching 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can't believe we got to see Baras as a Jedi.
    For those that are confused: SWTOR has a NPC called Darth Baras who everyone makes fun of for being fat.

  • @AspieMemoires
    @AspieMemoires 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    So some random civilian gets a lightsaber to the gut, gets a scar and lives.
    Then a fruit knife gets a Jedi Master? From the High Republic???
    Qui-Gon would like a word about his demise then.

    • @I.am.the.real47
      @I.am.the.real47 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sabine received immediate medical attention. The Jedi master was stabbed in the heart 200 years prior with no immediate medical attention.

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@I.am.the.real47 lol that really explains it if you have no brains 🤣

    • @jankieek8218
      @jankieek8218 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​​​​​​@@I.am.the.real47 ah so a plasma going through your gut and burning everything inside (quick reminder lightsabers can cut through reinforced doors and melt metal) is easier to survive then a stab wound because they took her to a medic after that ?
      I can get sith surviving some of those injuries if they get medical attention relatively fast after them, because pain and hate makes them cling to life by using the dark side but jedi and non force users have no such excuse.

    • @AspieMemoires
      @AspieMemoires 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@I.am.the.real47 Tell us you don’t know Star Wars without telling us.

  • @jmsparger4339
    @jmsparger4339 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    First hint was.."close your eyes".. Camera pans to a youngling with no eyelids.
    Angry Jedi master with cat turds glued to his forehead being checked by a Padawan...
    "Someone is killing Jedi"...I think the Fatawan is eating the younglings.

  • @javonyounger5107
    @javonyounger5107 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    A big issue is that these writers don't get what morally gray means, leading to villains that come off as confused and heros that seem amoral.

    • @newdivide9882
      @newdivide9882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It’s not that they don’t get it. The people who write this stuff are evil themselves. That’s why they consistently see heroes as villains. It’s not a coincidence or a mistake or a bug.
      It’s a feature. It’s their ideology. They are real villains

    • @georgecisneros5281
      @georgecisneros5281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🎯🎯

  • @vonVile
    @vonVile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The reason Woketers turn villains into misunderstood victims is they identify with them. They are those villains.

  • @rebal180
    @rebal180 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    Gotta love how the Sith are being retconned as misunderstood renegades rather than the power hungry monsters they were originally written as. George Lucas should've never sold the Star Wars IP to Disney.

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      $4 billion will sway one

    • @evaporatednut9824
      @evaporatednut9824 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It was all given to charity. He didn't keep any of it.​@@gunsharck

    • @RichSmithson
      @RichSmithson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Come on Lucas was getting all the hate back then and I remember people being happy Disney took it off his hands. "Be careful what you wish for" is something SW fan's should have had drilled into their heads when that deal started going through.
      Lucas doesn't want this headache back. He said he could never replicate that OT and that's all the fanbase wanted. He took his 4 billion and handed a headache to someone else.

    • @Another_Hibiki
      @Another_Hibiki 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's because these people are inherently evil, they want power, but have no justifiable reason to need it, just like the Siths... in resume, they see themselves on them.

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wish they really gave us a Sith story like Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane. The Sith knew they did terrible things for power but they justified themselves because they thought they were improving the galaxy because they were destined to rule and lead the masses.

  • @bigcatdiary08
    @bigcatdiary08 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Headland is a very fitting name for someone with a dome piece like that

    • @DongleVerse
      @DongleVerse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Jawline like a Minecraft character

    • @Therianthrope76
      @Therianthrope76 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She absolutely has the squarest head i’ve ever seen.

  • @dennisburdick682
    @dennisburdick682 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The upside? The Bible is still the #1 classic of all time.

  • @KamikazeChinaman
    @KamikazeChinaman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The great Himmel saving people even beyond his universe.

  • @NeoakiraIV
    @NeoakiraIV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Really named her OSHA
    You want to place that ladder away from foot traffic DEW IT!
    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Complainant the wise
    He had an evacuation plan for everyone but didn’t have one for himself

    • @lonewolfgames7779
      @lonewolfgames7779 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember the ladder has to be at a 45 degree angle when you stretch out your arms with your feet at the base of the ladder BIGOT!

  • @mikehawk-re3de
    @mikehawk-re3de 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    the biggest crime here is they didnt hire airsoftfatty to be the fat padawan

  • @justinellison1215
    @justinellison1215 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    To think that I grew up in a bodunk town in Texas having lightsaber duels that spanned the country side with my homeschooled homies that I grew up with who lived down the road 😞 before Darth Kennidus the Arrogant destroyed Star Wars

    • @quito787
      @quito787 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s Dark Kennidus the Feminant 😄

  • @just_blumpin_off
    @just_blumpin_off 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    KK: “ I think the thing we really aspire to is *LYING* “

  • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
    @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    I'm sure Disney loves seeing those two girls laugh about wasting millions of dollars on "the gayest Star Wars ever."
    🤦‍♂️

    • @fuhqsideways
      @fuhqsideways 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Disney know what they're doing. The fact you lot keep thinking they're going to suddenly realise and change makes me laugh

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fuhqsidewaysI'm not so sure honestly

    • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
      @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@fuhqsideways oh I don't care about Disney enough to worry about if they're going to change, I wrote them off years ago. I just want to envision these people finally getting put in their place by a couple individuals that are sick of losing millions and millions of dollars. 🤷‍♂️

    • @chriscotgrove9674
      @chriscotgrove9674 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This isn't about making money for them anymore. They are transparently a propaganda machine. They are driving the ideology into whatever parts of culture they can get their claws on, at all costs.

    • @chucklytell
      @chucklytell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 you know there's some impatient billionaire having to listen to another Disney stooge tell them "we promise this time you'll get some of that money back, the message is ALMOST there, we just need another hundred million and..."

  • @bubbabranham6790
    @bubbabranham6790 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    ATTENTION EVERYONE…R2-D2 has come out as transrobotic and now refers to go by the pronouns BeepBoop..

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved the view of the writing table. Recent SW shows signs of being written by a committee.

  • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
    @TheAngriestReptileAlive 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    This show made me straighter

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This. The only results of their constant propaganda is that it made me less tolerant of everything LGBTQ. I know it always leads to the same degeneracy, so I quit watching anything at the slightlest sign of it.

    • @21palica
      @21palica 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It actually cured my cancer. When it saw this show, my tumor said: "F it! I can't compete with that!" And went into full remission.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "My inspiration was Kreia..." How dare you stand where Avellone stood!?

  • @darrellmarcks6304
    @darrellmarcks6304 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Wokies: "We're progressive because we makes stories morally grey."
    Wokies in real life: Everything is black and white. One idea that questions us, Nahhhhsi!"

  • @ihavenoson3384
    @ihavenoson3384 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:25 - Here is what most likely happened: the writer wanted to make a morally-ambiguous character much like the mentioned Kreia of KOTOR 2 (does not favor one of the Force), though Kathlyn Kennedy et al. pushed for the woke narrative, leading to the morally ambiguous character getting split up into two token-black sisters of different Force affinities. Remember, Kennedy and her fellow wokies get to approve anything involving Star Wars and have probably killed dozens of non-woke project ideas in the past. For example, Mandalorian slipped through because it was about non-political bounty hunter, though once it gained slight popularity, the Harpy Kennedy intervened and it turned into faces. IOW, Star Wars is in the slow process of controlled demolition.

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sith were a perfect critique on how being ruled by emotions leads one down a very dark path no matter how noble your intentions are, and of course it flew right over the heads of modern Hollywood because they are some of the most effete, emotionally driven reprobates on this planet.

  • @Volyren
    @Volyren 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Two drunk guys throwing glow sticks at each other sounds lit. I'd watch The Alcoholyte.

  • @alexgardener46
    @alexgardener46 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's like they are writing for 8 year olds and 25 year old blue hairs at the same time.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    I like the part where the Acolyte said "It's Acolyting Time" and then proceeded to Acolyte all over the Acolytes. Truly a Star Wars moment on par with Anakin blowing up the Death Star.

    • @PBRatLord
      @PBRatLord 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This joke is about as original and entertaining as D+

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@PBRatLord Ouch.

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@PBRatLordNot true, I got a chortle out it. All I get from D+ is seething hatred

    • @PBRatLord
      @PBRatLord 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gunsharck at this point, I'd unironically rather watch the movie again than read another of these comments

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea, when she Acolyted all over our faces, I clapped and clapped.

  • @balazsfoldes4700
    @balazsfoldes4700 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "Fat kid" padawan truly helps to sell the early 90s sit-com vibe. It's really authentic...

  • @TheYoTaG
    @TheYoTaG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite line of the series is when he says: "I'm am the Acolyte" and then he woked all over the place

  • @TPFB129
    @TPFB129 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Darth Jedi-abeetus will croak before the season ends.

    • @Mjmjmj66
      @Mjmjmj66 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fantastic

  • @singhmale888
    @singhmale888 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your commentary on media and culture at the end of your video was deeply insightful.

  • @diqweed69
    @diqweed69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Don't write what makes sense, or what your audience wants; write what you want to happen in the story in order to promote your ideologies.
    Woke Literature 101

  • @YoY664
    @YoY664 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:42 insulting those HK legends is totally uncalled for, they were entertaining.

  • @Fascists4Palestine
    @Fascists4Palestine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Qui-gon in heaven: "Got you with a knife, is that right? You're more powerful than me? Oh."

  • @Tsuneo625
    @Tsuneo625 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video was well put together. Thank you for speaking of these troublesome issues that plague Western audiences.

  • @i3looi2
    @i3looi2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I blame Lucas for this. I know he.s not involved anymore, BUT keeping silence makes him a complice.

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Yes, THIS is what Star Wars fans were waiting for. Thanks, Disney! I've finally canceled my Disney+ subscription, so they finally got what they wanted. I, like many others, have given up.

    • @quito787
      @quito787 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Should have cancelled it long ago you would have saved more money instead of helping pay for their garbage lol

    • @TheElbowMerchant
      @TheElbowMerchant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@quito787 You're not wrong. I only kept it around so my kids could watch old Disney movies, but it got to the point where even doing that felt slimey.

    • @KaiserFlash
      @KaiserFlash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheElbowMerchant Just get a dvd player and get used dvds from your local goodwill or pawnshop.

  • @MrSteamtrooper
    @MrSteamtrooper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well said. Thank you for your video, saying what the majority is thinking.

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Maybe that green Jedi lady does that hand motion when the automatic doors open every time as a thing. She started doing it when she was 5 but never grew out of it.

    • @alexzanderroberts995
      @alexzanderroberts995 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Would have been a funny bit of world building. But you know failed chances.

  • @user-vv9lr2rw5d
    @user-vv9lr2rw5d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That speech at the end was straight truth and deep and to the point. Preach my man gundam

  • @aerokitty88
    @aerokitty88 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Star Wars was the award - For All the People Who Kept Their Mouth Shut.

  • @amadeusagripino6862
    @amadeusagripino6862 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Harvey Weinstein's assistant and fixer?

  • @JohnSmith-cw7hb
    @JohnSmith-cw7hb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:00 "The whole idea of mythos is to inspire someone to be better"
    Preach it, brother!

  • @digitalbanditostudios
    @digitalbanditostudios 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "until culture changes... our media well not change" ~ Gundam 🎤drop

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The (((m3dia))) is attempting to change th3 culture..

  • @AlexPatterson-co4gh
    @AlexPatterson-co4gh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A wholesome thought enters Leslie's head.
    Leslie "Not today, Jesus."

  • @smackheadedsqueakyweasel4624
    @smackheadedsqueakyweasel4624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    definitely getting "hero hunter" vibes from the "evil" twin, she even has garou's stance. just watch one punch man guys

  • @samym1694
    @samym1694 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Anakin blew up Death Star"
    Dead giveaway

  • @EricBinford
    @EricBinford 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'm shocked they chose twins over clones? I guess they blue milked that direction to death.

    • @settame1
      @settame1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The creator probably thinks she’s innovative bringing twins to the Star Wars franchise. 😂

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think she just really wants men to be erased from the process of naturally making a child.

  • @areacode911
    @areacode911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL I love your title WOKOLYTE. GENIUS.

  • @roluevasreisa5730
    @roluevasreisa5730 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Lucasfilm: "HEH HEH HEH WE HAVE THE CRITICS ON OUR SIDE! WE CAN MAKE INFINITE ARTICLES HATING CUSTOMERS! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Rings of Power comes out
    Critics: "DEFEND THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN!! DEFEND THE QUEEN!!
    All the critics leave to write endless articles defending rings of power season 2
    Disney: Hey where did all our critics go? Amazon give us back our critics!
    Amazon: "Dont look at us! We don't know where they went!"
    MAX: 'YO!"
    All critics watching House of the Dragon season 2

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A better written script than both RoP and Acolyte. 10/10 would greenlight for poduction

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This show only exist because Headland wants play scissors with Amandla.

  • @St33lStrife
    @St33lStrife 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I didn't even need to be looking to recognize Uthura reciting the sith code. KotoR was peak star wars

  • @unknowntitan5884
    @unknowntitan5884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When Jar Jar banks is a better character than anything made past episode 3.

  • @chrisanderson1-66
    @chrisanderson1-66 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Season two was cancelled. The director keeps pushing for a second. Investor board said heck no. The rascist actress has threatened to sue

    • @hellstone3231
      @hellstone3231 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Imagine just fueling the fire with bs. 2 seconds of fact checking does not hurt :)

    • @chickennoodle3054
      @chickennoodle3054 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@hellstone3231it’s all ashes now lol, who cares

    • @chrisanderson1-66
      @chrisanderson1-66 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@hellstone3231 Its been cancelled for months now

    • @BroadMeadow-d9s
      @BroadMeadow-d9s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope she sues. Let them devour each other. Like the Sith (ironically).

  • @MushieNino
    @MushieNino 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Frieren legit saved a life? That's amazing. You know what else is amazing? You. Gun, The people watching this. Have a great day.

  • @michaelzubas9177
    @michaelzubas9177 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I am 100% glad that I did not watch any Star Wars movie past episode one through six. I didn’t have to care about the show dying as others might.

    • @manlyadvice1789
      @manlyadvice1789 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are only three Star Wars movies, but I appreciate your point. :)

  • @KendrickEdits
    @KendrickEdits 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:21 The proof that the anime will still remain on the top is that even The Critical Drinker started watching ANIME Attack on Titan, and that says a lot.

    • @M4dM4n96
      @M4dM4n96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh.. Great..
      The sudden surge in popularity is not going to go well.
      'They' will buy up the industry, the nerds will cave and sell up, and we'll watch everything we love burn to ash all over again.
      Normies herald the coming of the scourge.

  • @SVgamer72
    @SVgamer72 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Master Torbin….last of his hairline

  • @chadhowell417
    @chadhowell417 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The harder they squeeze the more consumers will slip through their wretched fingers.

  • @The_Truth_Logic
    @The_Truth_Logic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The people in charge of this DOA “content” are far more transparent about their intentions, perhaps signifying that despite the reality of their lack of real value to the entertainment landscape, they in their own minds feel they can come as clean as possible (at the expense of Iger’s empty promise of less agenda, more quality) because no matter what, they got to make this abysmal waste of time which in their minds is the true win. Mind you, the person in charge of the project is the assistant to a menace from Hollywood. So, suppose she must take what minimal victory she can while she still has a televised job.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cluster-Bs gonna Cluster-B. It's why they keep getting hired.

  • @biotrekker
    @biotrekker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You killed me with this review! The sound effects as Fannie Mae tries to beat up the Jedi's force bubble. The fat Jedi. White guilt. But then, the serious assessment of where we are today...

  • @AlvinKazu
    @AlvinKazu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I blame Lucas. We can sit here and Blame Disney, but we ALL KNEW this would happen. We all knew that once Disney got their squeeky little paws on it would DESTROY IT.
    and what does Lucas have to show for it? He apparently DONATED all the money anyways...
    So his ENTIRE LEGACY is RUINED now, and he didn't even get paid to do it. He literally gave his life's work away for nothing, just to be destroyed.

    • @eyezj7412
      @eyezj7412 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The man's a billionaire, I'm sure he'll be fine

    • @lordsinister707
      @lordsinister707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I don't blame Lucas. I blame the people who wouldn't let the prequel trilogy go. Were they the best movies ever? No but they weren't that bad or nothing that you couldn't forget.
      Lucas left because he got tired of fans like that. Now we have Disney Star Wars that's basically perverting expectations

    • @AlvinKazu
      @AlvinKazu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lordsinister707 I'm not a SW fan and only saw EP 1, so I canot say overall, but it seems that a lot of people weren't happy with how it was done... It also took forever and a half for the prequel to happen. It seemed as if Lucas was done with it all after 4/5/6.... But what's the point if there wasn't a 1/2/3.... The weird thing was starting in the middle... He created this point where he had to fit it perfectly from a prequel.
      Not sure what his intentions were.

    • @SagittariusAyy
      @SagittariusAyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lordsinister707
      And we only saw the prequel trilogy for what it was after it was too late.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@lordsinister707 They had valid complaints. Lucas chose not to improve.

  • @12ozmouse99
    @12ozmouse99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for not pretending that Carrie Ann Moss is some kind great or even well known actress. It’s refreshing to see a you tuber acknowledge the truth for a change. She was in the Matrix 20 years ago and pretty much nothing else of note ever again.

    • @genmaicha.lapsang
      @genmaicha.lapsang 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She went back to Canada and did a bunch of indi films and dramas mostly like Chocolat. She just thought Hollywood was toxic from what I understand.

  • @komm6668
    @komm6668 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Still WAY too many anime in my back catalog to care.

  • @DavefromWork
    @DavefromWork 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "attack me, with all of your might"
    TEST YOUR MIGHT

  • @drganknstein
    @drganknstein 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Master Torbin overdosed on white guilt and died lol

  • @davfree9732
    @davfree9732 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mea approaches Dr Manhattan. "Attack me, with all of your strength."
    Rorschach - "... Chill."

  • @BStover93
    @BStover93 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Applause for the conclusion of this video. Preach!

  • @YoshKen
    @YoshKen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wouldn’t have any interest except for you Gundam. You keep making these terrible episodes entertaining.

  • @AmazingAntiTheist
    @AmazingAntiTheist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was very well done and well said. Thank you.

  • @Mattened
    @Mattened 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    pride (month, june) comes before the fall (september)

  • @PewKittens
    @PewKittens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You forgot her proper title: Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant

  • @Kay0Bot
    @Kay0Bot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    PRINCESS leia .....all you have to do writers, is give us a capable character as her. She was created by a man in 1970s.

    • @settame1
      @settame1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Seriously! She was an iconic female figure. Strong yet sexy. Now women are told they can’t be beautiful and are inherently stronger than the guys.