I should make some clarifications: 1. Minecraft was lagging because Giorno is using a 2001 computer. In fact, it's rather impressive how he is able to run Minecraft at all in that computer, specially when it's taking place 10 years before the game was released. 2. Sometimes, you'll see that the game is playing even though Giorno is not using the keyboard and mouse. This is because he is using Gold Experience instead to play it. You just can't see it because you're not a stand user. 2.5. Half-way into the video you can see King Crimson and Gold Experience because my stand ability allows anyone who watches the video especifically between 1:38 and 2:41 to temporarily aquire a stand, but if you're not making eye contact with the video within that time frame, you lose your stand. The reason why your stand doesn't fully manifestate is because you have a weak resolve (yes, even a rat has more resolve than you). 3. You might think this video is not canon because the events on the actual episode were different. But I can assure you it is. Ascended dio overwrote the story so giorno can play minecraft to make up for the fact he was a lousy father. So this is a canon alternate timeline. Araki even confirmed it himself. Thank you for reminding me, Papantlas. 4. Why is Giorno's nickname Kira_Queen? Because the computer and account originally belonged to Yoshikage Kira (the nickname is like Killer Queen except Killer is replaced by Kira). He played mostly in creative mode toying around with ocelots, TNT blocks and creepers. In 1998 Kira had a business trip in Italy where his computer got stolen. That computer was then posessed by Passione and provided to Bruno's gang. Giorno is a noob and didn't bother changing Kira's account. Giorno still hasn't told anyone about the disturbing hand fetish search history he found. 5. If you look closely, Giorno switched from creative mode to survival mode when he found the diamonds. Giorno was indeed cheating. You see, Giorno was tired of looking for diamonds for hours so he decided to switch to creative mode to find them more quickly. He's a Gangstar with a dream so he sometimes has to do immoral underhanded tactics like stealing Koichi's money or cheating in Minecraft. However, deep down, Giorno is still a good guy with the Joestar blood flowing through his veins, so when he found the diamonds he reverted back to survival mode to play fair. 6. The Creeper in the end is Killer Queen's 4th bomb: Gunpowder, Gelatin. If anyone else uses his Minecraft account, it spawns a creeper near the player to eliminate him. This bomb is implanted into the minecraft acount itself and remains active even after the user's death.
*xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx has joined the game* Wait no I just got a Sharpness IV Sword, Keep the server I want to kill the noo- *xXx_Edgy_Platinum_xX* : /ban *xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx*
high school in anime is 3 years and if you're 15 you're in middle school it doesn't matter if it depends on your birthday or if it's in Italy and not even in Japan or if it makes any sense at all. Them's the rules.
@@perogun Listen up 🅿ero, you yeeyee ass could be listening to Michael counting prime numbers but instead you're correcting some idiot named Johnny on the internet about another idiot named Fist Me Daddy. Idiot
in the beginning when giorno found diamonds it said that the gamemode was changed to survival, which means that giorno could have cheated hy putting diamond ore in creative,,,
This is the funniest GioGio meme I've seen in a while, just the idea of an ADHD Giorno not concentrating on the situation and asking for best mom Bruno to have the others stop bullying him. LMAO'd at the end where he broke his computer too, di molto!
giorno is the best minecraft player with one hand which is his left hand he is holding the laptop and running away from the mobs and with his right hand he was holding his phone talking to bruno
Soon after, GioGio was so frustrated that the boss made him fail his dream of getting a full set of diamond armor, he decided to force the boss to join his server, where the boss would repeatedly get spawn killed over and over. The boss tried to escape the server, but he was forced to join back. The former boss was repeatedly spawn killed for the rest of eternity, and eventually, he stopped thinking.... --------------> END
the way you worked around the momentum of the scene and somehow made it about minecraft was great. But I didn't have to see best boi get impaled twice 7/10
I should make some clarifications:
1. Minecraft was lagging because Giorno is using a 2001 computer. In fact, it's rather impressive how he is able to run Minecraft at all in that computer, specially when it's taking place 10 years before the game was released.
2. Sometimes, you'll see that the game is playing even though Giorno is not using the keyboard and mouse. This is because he is using Gold Experience instead to play it. You just can't see it because you're not a stand user.
2.5. Half-way into the video you can see King Crimson and Gold Experience because my stand ability allows anyone who watches the video especifically between 1:38 and 2:41 to temporarily aquire a stand, but if you're not making eye contact with the video within that time frame, you lose your stand. The reason why your stand doesn't fully manifestate is because you have a weak resolve (yes, even a rat has more resolve than you).
3. You might think this video is not canon because the events on the actual episode were different. But I can assure you it is. Ascended dio overwrote the story so giorno can play minecraft to make up for the fact he was a lousy father. So this is a canon alternate timeline. Araki even confirmed it himself.
Thank you for reminding me, Papantlas.
4. Why is Giorno's nickname Kira_Queen? Because the computer and account originally belonged to Yoshikage Kira (the nickname is like Killer Queen except Killer is replaced by Kira). He played mostly in creative mode toying around with ocelots, TNT blocks and creepers. In 1998 Kira had a business trip in Italy where his computer got stolen. That computer was then posessed by Passione and provided to Bruno's gang. Giorno is a noob and didn't bother changing Kira's account. Giorno still hasn't told anyone about the disturbing hand fetish search history he found.
5. If you look closely, Giorno switched from creative mode to survival mode when he found the diamonds. Giorno was indeed cheating. You see, Giorno was tired of looking for diamonds for hours so he decided to switch to creative mode to find them more quickly. He's a Gangstar with a dream so he sometimes has to do immoral underhanded tactics like stealing Koichi's money or cheating in Minecraft. However, deep down, Giorno is still a good guy with the Joestar blood flowing through his veins, so when he found the diamonds he reverted back to survival mode to play fair.
6. The Creeper in the end is Killer Queen's 4th bomb: Gunpowder, Gelatin. If anyone else uses his Minecraft account, it spawns a creeper near the player to eliminate him. This bomb is implanted into the minecraft acount itself and remains active even after the user's death.
Such detail is always appreciated
Marry me pls
@@Haammmzzzz sure
What a deep lore
LMAO that's why I love JoJo community
Giorno's Minecraft is lagging because King Crimson keep erasing time.
Man, this sucks! I keep rubberbanding, this [KZZT] awful!
@@nolankanski9116 omg I just got that as I clicked another video and had to come back here just to give you this> 🍪
You fucking earned it, you genius.
@@TYGR2115♥ I was hoping somebody would get it
You don't say
it just works bruh
Part 5 if Giorno was an actual 15 year old
Daga koto waru.
@@mr.unlucky2675 I dont know if i should feel proud or empty for understanding that...
@@Akira-cd2qs feel proud, we need more people like that.
Giorno is best Minecraft gamer lmfao.
@StoneOcean oooh, I'm so glad u want Noelle to be your waifu
Nice Zombie Skin, Bruno
Lmao
That spoiler
@@sireulixesqc8932 Shut up Pucci, don't reset the universe and kill jotaro got it?
delet this
@@Shesterenkin007 no u
The unofficial sequel to Melone is a Gamer.
I was probably unconsciously inspired by that video
Anyone wanna put the 1kth like on this one?
Fugo be like:
*Xxx_PurpleHaze420_lmaoxxX* left the server.
*Xx_ItzKingCrimsonPVP_xX* has joined the server
_Time set day_
_Time set night_
_Time set day_
@@mariama.f8314 wouldnt that be more like *Ya_boimade_n_h3ven*
@@mariama.f8314 _Kill _*_xXBucciallatiZipper69_*
@@mariama.f8314 _Kill _*_xXBucciallatiZipper69_*
XxXxXxNaranciaBomberxXxXxX
Hold on... Giorno's username is "Kira_Queen" and all he wanted was to play minecraft *in* *peace*
Haispawner this guy is a genius
Now... BITES ZA DUSTO!!!
Giorno defeated Diavolo because he stole all of Bruno's money and donate them to the Minecraft and became Admin of the server
>becomes owner
/deop Diavolo
/kill Diavolo
Repeating
take your 666 like
Ascended dio overwrite the story so giorno can play minecraft
Such a good dad
@@FistMeDaddy add that to clarifications (if you want)
@@trenes2012 lmao, sure
I like how in fanon and Eyes of Heaven canon that DIO is the best father in Jojo.
Minecraft lagging is the best explanation to King Crimson’s ability.
Oh my god the rubberband lag was king crimson all along....
@Another Channel That made me laugh my spine out.
Now
He lost his files now
Don't worry Pucci will reset the server
*xXx_Funny_Valentine_xXX has joined the game*
*xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx has joined the game* Wait no I just got a Sharpness IV Sword, Keep the server I want to kill the noo-
*xXx_Edgy_Platinum_xX* : /ban *xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx*
xXx_Emporio _xXx has joined the game
yes
Requiem stands are just creative mode
Kev Sheen More like console commands
This is just too sad for me. All giorno wanted was to play minecraft in peace
"MOM! THEY'RE BULLYING ME FOR PLAYING MINECRAFT AGAIN! :("
hey hey hey dont worry man. minecraft is cool again dog
@@ohkei7287 Hell yeah :D
@Fi the Philosopher *TRAUNO*
This is my headcanon now
Poor Giorno only wanted to mine diamonds quietly and peacfuly
_Please Gold Experience heal back my lungs after this golden meme i am litteraly going to die thanks you_
drizzziit blabla actually he's not healing you Blabla
@@ichigobestgirl5658 He does tho.
In the same way that a surgeon could "heal" you, but with more versatility.
Don't worry, you won't die because lung is vital only for Hamon user
Golden experience means Gay erection you gay priest
playing with no hands...
truly the best gamer
Of course he is playing with golden experience, you just are not a stand user
@@leonardodaniel8876 wired I remember seeing king crimson
And then you remember Giorno is some snot-nosed middle schooler and isn't cut out for this at all. I really enjoyed this.
Wasnt he a High schooler?
@@heynowww. He is only 15 yo
he's a high schooler if he's 15 idiot
high school in anime is 3 years and if you're 15 you're in middle school it doesn't matter if it depends on your birthday or if it's in Italy and not even in Japan or if it makes any sense at all. Them's the rules.
The low FPS makes this *relatable*
“The diamonds are behind this stone but...”
“There’s something wrong Bruno!”
“ITS ANDESITE-“
*donut*
This is one of the funniest jojokes I've ever seen, good job!
@Fi the Philosopher what the fuck i posted the link but jewtube deleted it
@Fi the Philosopher just search up shadman momo. good luck with the "research" ;)
That pfp... I have a feeling so complicated
ur pfp makes me want to die
This is why Fugo was kicked out of the gang.
My favorite part of this meme is that it’s still accurate to the whole situation but puts a funny twist on it.
-Don't worry guys
-I have a plan
*Fugo left the game*
Edit: ßist Me ßaßßy
Is this Panacottas Secret Technique?
@@MrJedroi258 YES YES YES YES *YES!*
ß is pronounced like "s" so you basicaly just said "sist me sassy"
@@perogun
Listen up 🅿ero, you yeeyee ass could be listening to Michael counting prime numbers but instead you're correcting some idiot named Johnny on the internet about another idiot named Fist Me Daddy. Idiot
@@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but "you yeeyee ass" i'm wheezing
I accidentally skipped 5 seconds of the video and thought that was part of it
Kingu Curimsonu
um BR aqui man?
king crimson exists irl.
Lmao😭
Now Giorno Have a Dream To Become a TH-camr
one of the few jojokes that made me chuckle.
1:00 that sound from Narancia gets me every time, is it just me?
Hyuyh ? ?? D:/
E H
*Kira_Queen was blown up by Creeper*
But....how??
The creeper already touch that Kira_Queen
Kira_Queen was slain by ambulance
The editing of this video is so perfect it grew wings and was sent to space
Tyler Ventura
Gets outsmarted by a comedian
STAND NAME: CREEPER
STAND USER: DOPPIO
"I just want to play Minecraft in peace"
Well, I want to play Minecraft in Hardcore.
One does not simply distract Giorno from mining DIAMONDO
Minecraft's Bizzare Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
JoJo's blocky adventure: Golden apple
Bucciarati has left the server
I want to 1v1 giorno on skywars lets ser who would win
I can't stop imagining Giorno as a minecraft youtuber now someone help me
best fucking thing ive watched this year
This was a wild ride
00:55 "donut head"
well excuse me DONUT BODY
Giorno getting shot by a skeleton and getting GER is now my head canon.
Now we just need a video of josuke playing super smash Bros 64 :B
The lack of him saying *"I have a d r e a m"* every minute has dissapointed me 2/9
This feel like HEAVEN
I see Giorno is an epic gamer as well
in the beginning when giorno found diamonds it said that the gamemode was changed to survival, which means that giorno could have cheated hy putting diamond ore in creative,,,
This is amazing, please make more
So far I don't have any new idea, but I'll try to think of something.
This is the funniest GioGio meme I've seen in a while, just the idea of an ADHD Giorno not concentrating on the situation and asking for best mom Bruno to have the others stop bullying him. LMAO'd at the end where he broke his computer too, di molto!
When Melone plays Minecraft on his PC game, he plays Minecraft in real life
Giorno punches Bucciarati on the train
Slowness I
Giorno just wants to live a quiet life playing minecraft in peace
My original account got deleted so it was hard to find and sub to this channel but it was worth the wait..
Everything about this is fucking comedy gold
2:35
_-Top ten saddest anime deaths-_
I, Giorno Giovanna, can't have a dream because there _are monsters nearby_ .
But you see... Once you go back from creative to survival. You can't get the advancements or the achievements. THIS A WORK OF AN ENEMY GANGSTAR
giorno is the best minecraft player with one hand which is his left hand he is holding the laptop and running away from the mobs and with his right hand he was holding his phone talking to bruno
I hate that I like this
I’ve never seen something as amazing as this. *_truly a masterpiece_*
GER is just save backups.
Soon after, GioGio was so frustrated that the boss made him fail his dream of getting a full set of diamond armor, he decided to force the boss to join his server, where the boss would repeatedly get spawn killed over and over. The boss tried to escape the server, but he was forced to join back. The former boss was repeatedly spawn killed for the rest of eternity, and eventually, he stopped thinking....
--------------> END
Giorno is a GioGio
Судя по количеству роликов про то как Джорно играет в Майнкрафт Джорно наверно уже обогнал всех топовых майнкрафтеров
I don't speak vodka, but thanks for commenting
Fist Me Daddy 🌚
Джорно лучший майнкрафтер во вселенной.
1:37 if you die in game, you die in real life, Giorno was using Bucciarati's account.
*"Kira_Queen was blown up by Creeper"*
Kira queen was blown up by creeper
Seems legit
“Kira_Queen was blown up by creeper”
That’s the most ironic thing ever
*Looks at thumbnail*
Wow, Giorno playing Minecraft while Bruno it's dying... epic.
the way you worked around the momentum of the scene and somehow made it about minecraft was great. But I didn't have to see best boi get impaled twice
7/10
King crimson has joined the server
When u play on a toaster
I didn’t expect to see zipper man get fisted twice
THe best jojoke i have ever seen
I just had a dream about Minecraft and woke up to see this. Is this what we call fate?
Should Have turned it into an eagle or hawk.... It would have saved him a computer...
*_PurpleHaze_dedXx has left the server**
nice
This is the best video ever
I swear this is one of the best jojo memes I've ever seen
his first mistake was not using his stand to play two player on two computers at the same time
Giorno ‘finding’ the diamonds was so pure lol
this deserves way more views
Theres always that one friend will help you out in minecraft..
And that is..
*BUCCIARATI*
Minecraft jojo memes increase my lifespan
What a Butter Experience
Real Minecraft OG's will know that reference.
Underrated comment
Bucciarati : "dying"
Giorno : This is epic i found diamonds!!
Steve was actually Bucciarati's stand
You just made my day
top 10 people that even steve dint even want to fight
Giorno is so Pro he uses the Mousepad to play Minecraft!
Donut head LMAO. Ironic Abbacchio
So... Thats means that Giorno hack Mojang and get the newest 2018 version of Minecraft in 2001?)
Do not make this make you forget the fact that Girono Giovana has a dream.
LMAO BRUNO'S NOKIA
2:35 top 10 saddest anime deaths
I am... i'm cried!
Every time a computer shows up in this part, there needs to be minecraft, this shit is fire.