Jotaro Plays Minecraft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2020
- D'Arby stole the Jotaro's toy I meant... Jotaro's son diamond pickaxe, now Jotaro takes action.
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Regaining the Minecraft SSG World Record. 5:12:
• Regaining the Minecraf...
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#Minecraft #JotaroPlays - บันเทิง
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“How do you know how to use a furnace!?”
“I have a furnace in my house”
*D U U U H H H H H*
well that makes sense🤣😂😂
Same
D-danny?
facts
'Never underestimate a player who likes dolphins'
Damn thats deep
When did he say that?
I’m too lazy to check
@@saveriovincenzetti4261 7:19
The Cubing Cuber thanks
Like the ocean
Lol yeet im jotaro
The "I have a furnace in my house" actually killed me
Jotaro Kujo, The master of speedrunning
he’s faster than dream
What episode was this from?
@@THElessgo123 it’s a bunch of scenes from different JoJo episodes but I believe some scenes are from Osiris. I’m not sure though
Jotaro is just dream when he face reveals lol
The only person who is faster and better than dream and technoblade
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing..
My brain: *_DIOrite_*
bruh
raDIO
DIOxide
carDIO
DIOdorant
If Kakyoin were to play mincraft he'd be mining emeralds.
emeraldo splashuuuu
Yare yare...
nah, he already has hierophant green so he has infinite emeralds
No cus he is the emerald
ShitterMan wtf is wrong with you
Something about Darby's face as he looks in horror as JoJo is blowing up the Ender Dragon is priceless
And giorno's theme just makes it even better
"It took me YEARS to master that!"
"I have a portal to hell at my house."
"I have a furnace in my house"
Jonathan in heaven: **screaming**
Are you mocking me? How dare you?
Whitout Star Platinum Jotaro Shouldn't be able to move like this.
I have coal...
Jotaro: *Makes a single crafting table*
Everyone else: "NANI!?"
Inertia drift?
Wait, y'all make more than 2???
Well you only need 1
They were like that because he did a time-saver move, putting the recipe for sticks in too while he was making the crafting table. Overlapping recipes is something no noob could ever think of. Even many casual players don't think of it.
@@Zaire82 I do that regularly now too, especially when making sets of diamond tools and armor.
2:34 that instant speech caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard lmaoo
“For his son Koichi”
Mostly everyone : Who was the mother?
Also Jotaro : Kakyoin was not the one who laid this egg don’t look at me
"I played roblox a long time ago, I dont think this is so different"
*- Jotaro Kujo 2020*
yes
Same
694 likes
What is funny here
I think jotaro have playing some Jojo games on Roblox
Now i don’t want to learn japanese because it would ruin masterpiece like this
hi, i'm Japanese and wish i couldn't understand my language.
this subtitles are GREAT.
@@scoopmaster8 still japanese
Ichigo kurasaki
Actually, Mandarin is a Chinese dialect, if I remember correctly, not Japanese.
Ichigo kurasaki
Read some books. It is Chinese
I wondered what is the difference between Chinese & Mandarin, aren't they the same languages?
“So it’s the same type of game as Roblox…” - Jotaro Kujo
Him: DO YOU THINK I AM FOOL?
Jotaro's mind: YES YES YES YES
Him: Confused bc he readed his mind
*"Never underestimate a player who likes dolphins"*
-Jotaro, E-Sports competitor
Yeah that got me too lol
E-sports😂😂
Muda.
Yare yare daze
ora
Jotaro: "I'll finish this in 6 minutes"
Minecraft speedrunner: *impossible*
I n d e e d. But the record is like 4 min oof
Joseph: HOLEH SHIE-
Record is 1 min 58 sec
@@vercellocapone9579 Hax
Set seed TASes are very, very fast. The hard part is finding the right seed for the run (such as the god 11/12 eye end portal that is exposed and close to spawn, and enough bed making material, among other things). Once you have the seed you can then TAS it very quickly, with the techniques in the run shown (crystal and bed bombing).
“Jotaro bought that diamond pickaxe for his son Koichi.”
excuse me, _WHaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAAT?_
No joke i actully died laughing when he said i have a furnace in my house. God logic applied right there lol
D'arby: "Jotaro are you cheating?"
Jotaro: **PLAYS GAME WITHOUT TOUCHING THE REMOTE**
@Titan Aspect no lmao it's Joseph who's playing
@@emiliasky6117 no lmao its the Hermit playing
@@albi5808 no it’s my purple hermit crab
@@ethanfrantz4312 No Lmao its purple gens playing.
@@hasan09588 it's Dio stick man who's playing
“Are you going to use Minecraft sound effects?”
“Yes, yes, yes, oh my God.”
I died
*insert Minecraft death sound effect here*
Sebas Cervantes th-cam.com/video/_4vQ6ZQGdnE/w-d-xo.html
Better get ready for them cave sounds
1000th liker yo
D'Arby be like "How are you doing that?" while Jotaros standing like a foot away from the computer with his hands in his pockets
Don’t question it.
4:36 jotaro speed running without even looking at the game
Jojo's bizzare adventure: Diamonds are unmineable.
Like no. 100
Bedrock is Unbreakable
sus
Bam bam
Sus
How normal people punches tree: *calm*
How jotaro punches tree: *ora ora intensifies*
Ora-
.
.
Ora-
.
.
Ora ora-
.
.
Normal people punch trees?
@Ya Like Jazz oh yeah but that’s not really punching
Yes
I can't believe the merch ad I just saw
I have no idea why those starting "oras" to break the tree was so adorable, he was so determined without doing anything😩💙
I love how in these videos Joseph always knows more about the game than jotaro which is kinda weirdly funny
I love it how if you look closely in Jotaro's tabs at the end there's the "how to mary a dolphin"
Ok
and "where is my father"
Where what time
@@heyiexisttoo4975 14:07
@@knzo__ _Who is Jolyne?_
"I'll wager my soul"
"I'll wager my diamond pickaxe"
Villagers: a good trade
Lol XD
Do u mean wandering taders
@@halimahabdulmajidhamzah7451 Wandering trades would give 2 oxeye daisys
dude u almost have 1K likes
@@OGROBLOXPLAYER i didnt even notice-
''It's not a meme anymore. It's a masterpiece''
-Dio, 2022
What I love about this is a 70 year old man knows more about minecraft than a teenager
Kakyoin: *dead*
Jotaro and Joseph: *playing to get koichi’s diamond pickaxe back*
WHAT THE HELL DUDE I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT YOU RUINED MY DAY
KamoKamal bruh, why are you watching a video about some episodes that you haven’t watched yet?
Oddy-Moose Goose he watches them so he can understand whats actually going on lol
KamoKamal 5:39 you can literally see Kakyoin's basically dead
Da like is 69
Mista: Don't pick four
Jotaro: Four
*Mista shoots Jotaro*
Star Platinum catches all bullets.
@@Sarcosuchus_imperator It is hard to argum against your asesment.
*Shoots two shots at jotaro
*checks remaining ammo
“Nani?!”
you do realize that there are 5 bullets right
I will *never* forgive Jotaro
The person who made this was a genius 🤣🤣🤣
13:50 like a genius BOSS
It's even funnier that this joke drags out to literally sixteen minutes
Edit: All of you with the "Ummmm Actually it's 15:59" leave just leave Your the ones no one else wants to hear from
I was about to like but, it has the "nice" number on it...
All we need is the OP and the ED and we could pass this off as an episode lol
No that was just jojo time
No 15:59 actually
This is epic
I like how it’s the physics of time in anime too jotaro states he’ll beat it in 6 minutes but the video is 16 minutes
That is his third try
Only kenshiro respects the laws of time
it's because animes adapt mangas and in the manga characters talking doesn't have a definitive time so when it comes to animating they have to slow the pacing down. Like in the final fight if Dio were to say "X seconds" he would have to say it every second making the episode finish too fast and making him talk way too frequently
"the video is 16 minutes"
i dont think so 😉
It wouldn't be bizzare then
Why is this actually the best video ive seen all month
As a person who played minecraft as well as watched jojo's, i find this as an absolute masterpiece
Japanese: exists
Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever i want*
Stolen
I have seen a comment like this before
@@lucidwave2189 read my reply
It's actually not the real subtitle
@@jchicken4015 r/woosh
The fact he replaced the punching sound to ORA ORA ORA is hillarious.
you mean the other way
@@thesrilankanguy3652 Nah
@@andrewgharibian3480 ok ok
Hmm..
*Looks at your profile picture*
HMM..
Good grief.
I know right
Star Platinum: You playing Minecraft?
Star Platinum: I like your Cut G
(Slaps)
*Jotaro Screaming*
"I will finish the game in less than 6 minutes" video with 15 minutes of duration... i laughed so much hahaha
“Everything except four”
*”Four”*
*mista dislikes*
@@ThThane *mista don't like the number of your comments like*
@@ThThane **the dislike count is 3**
I made my reply because it said four replies 😳
OMG 444 LIKRS
I can tell you, The subtitles are 100% accurate.
WOAH I DIDNT EXPECT SO MANY LIKES?
fax
@-Løveley Døvey- fax
Machine
Noice
Totally
Nobody:
Jotaro's chrome tabs: Gifts for my only Koichi, Who is Jolyne? how to not be nerfed, how to ride a dolphin in Minecraft, how to marry a dolphin? Where is my father?
damn, he sure did some research-
Joseph screaming in the background at the beginning will always get me
“anything except four”
“Four.”
“S T U P I D !”
Four is unlucky
Four is lucky to me
Good Grief....At least it worked
0:55
Four comments time to ruin this for mista
Is no one going to talk about jotaro’s other tabs
“gifts for my only son Koichi”
“Who is Jolyne?”
“how to not be nerfed”
“how to ride a dolphin in minecraft”
“How to marry a dolphin?”
“where is my father”
Lol how to not be nerfed simple just trying Exercise you stando power
timestamps?
@@AnshXD2 14:08
*where is my father* is hilarious
@@justaguywithaboomerang246 His father is probably a harem king tho, based on Jotaro at school, i have no doubt that his father is a dense harem mc and he left Jotaro's mom after she got pregnant.
2:34 was hilarious when jotaro died because of a creeper and Joseph scolding him 😂😂😂
i just love this you rly take this to another level🤣🤣
Lesson: Never underestimate people who likes dolphins...
U
They have the dolphin's grace effect
Click click.
Its true....wait I just remember minecraft have turtles that means........IS JEAN IN THERE!?
They give you big boosts. And....
Yare Yare Daze...
Jotaro: *Puts iron in the furnace*
Joseph: _OOOOOOOOOOH_
*OH MY GAAAAWD*
So what?
@@KnightofArab ok boomer
OHHHHH NOOOOOOO
@Get Yeetus XD
This is the funniest video of what's a long time . Good job
Bro this is a masterpiece of editing
Jotaro crafts a crafting table
Darby: NANIIII?!?!?!
I'm the 4th like
I am the 26 one
?????? *mista wants to know your location*
MLG videos in a nutshell
he said that cuz he craft very fast
japanese: exists
subtitles: reality can be whatever I want
underrated comment
lol
xd
lol
I cant think of a more creative reply to reply
as someone who doesn’t speak Japanese, i can confirm these subtitles are accurate.
"His son Koichi" BRUH IM DONE.
I'm struggling to get over how they are playing java edition on a console.
He just plugged his controller in
Because anime that's why.
Its 1983
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ikr i am flattered
D'arby: **kills a dolphin**
Jotaro: *peace was never an option*
Xd
Oh my god. This is so good. Bravo!
esto esta muy bien viejo, como puede ser que lo veo recien ahora, sos un capo master, te mando facturas!
"Never underestimate a person who loves dolphins."
lol 666 likes
Especially dream, he loves them as much as jotaro.
Yare yare.
Psicópata
Gup gup guppies
I hate dolphins
"I'll defeat you in 6 minutes!"
Video: 15 minutes
Ah yes, good ol' Namek Timezone
Freeza: _Sneezes_
To be fair they do have two suns, which makes for longer days
@@terraijn *Three suns
ZA WARDO
@@jnklcappuccino _Nine seconds have passed_
That was dope, I've learned many things I've never tried in mc thank you.
10:05 this made me laugh more than it should have
Jotaro: "I'll finish this in 6 minutes"
The video: *16 minutes long*
Me: ಠ_ಠ hmmm
It's like when frieza said he would blow up the planet in 5 minutes but he took 5 episodes
@@blackmonkeyjamal And when the tournament of power lasted several episodes but it actually lasted 45 minutes
It's 16 but dio stole the last second
@@blackmonkeyjamal 12*
That’s anime for ya
The people who actually speak japanese will be so confused.
lol.Japanese people be like: What's wrong with this translation
Ikr
Its just like the hitler video captions, Not that Funny for3 germans
The subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want.
Yeah, it is, when the subs doesn't match the voices, I often have to turn off the volume to keep enjoying this kind of videos XD
This video was 99.2 percent pure
I wanna imagine that these videos are all canon and that d4c creates a new episode every time he uses his american portals
Imagine people in Japan watching these wondering why people keep releasing the same video over and over again
Korega REQUIEM----DA
Dopesnope Owl I like to imagine they steal the content, but just swap it out with the English dub and Japanese subtitles.
Hakeem Lawus I do see that as a possibility
Hakeem Lawus *”That is the law of equivalent exchange”*
Well it's basically like that Hitler scene from Downfall where they would change the subtitles like this one
Jotaro: *goes to the nether with a stone axe and some other materials*
Minecraft pros: *wait that's illegal*
no, no, no, He has a point
It is possible tho
@@Corporal_spidey
Well ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
Part 8 jojosteve
Speed runners: yes it is
He's so powerful that he was controlling the mouse cursor with a controller.
This is a masterpiece of another level
*Mines*
"Oh hey! I think I got diamon-"
You thought it was diamonds, but it was me, DIORITE!
Lol indeed, why the hell are you everywhere
i saw u in the fonzy m playing the piano in public
@@astaroth5481 lolol
@@judehanma k
diamonds are unbreakable!!!
"How did You know how to use the furnace?!"
"I have furnace in my house."
- Jotaro Kujo 2020
“Are you mocking me?”
*flashbacks to first episode where his stand stole everything in jail*
Jotaro is speedrunning breaking all rules in Minecraft.
Wait,
Jotaro took his hat off. 7:50
I don't think I ever seen him take it off before,
interesting.
He takes it off at least 3 times during SDC.
Darby: "JOTARO! ARE YOU EATING PIZZA AND DRINKING COLA WHILE SPEEDRUNNING????"
Jotaro: "YES YES YES YES, Y E S !"
Are you talking about that Mario speedrun?
@@footballheritage27 Yeah the Badabun one
great badabun reference
@@ragaboi4103 wasn’t he the fake mario 64 blindfold speed runner
@@shayn_3248 No, the fake Mario 1 speedrunner
Did I really just sit and watch 16 minutes of jotaro playing Minecraft
Edit: bro why did this take off lol thx
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
*YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!*
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Y E S!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! .. YES!!!!
Just started watching Jojo for the first time recently and I've just finished watching part 3. I'm so glad I can watch videos like this and understand the context. (Loving the show btw Joseph is best Jojo)
I'm glad this was recommended to me 2 years after
Jotaro: Does anything
Joseph: OOH MYY GOD
So what?
@@KnightofArab ?? The hell
Jotaro:gets hurt
Joseph:SON UVA BIEEETCHHH OR OHH NOOOOOO!!!
@@taneev271 he very care of his grandson
It’s the Engrish my dude
So this is happening while Avdol is getting eaten by a black hole and iggy's bones are literally piercing his lungs
Well yes but actually yes because yes
Well yes but actually yes because yes therefore yes
@@jasonchen9982 well yes but actually yes because yes therefore yes really it’s just yes so yes
This happened before nerd!!!
Uhhh uhh umm
Yeah.
D'Arby: "HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FURNACE!?!?!?!"
Jotaro: "I have a furnace in my house."
Best Comeback In The History Of Anime
"Never underestimate a man who likes dolphins"
True
Mista: **sweating and heavily breathing** anything but four...
Jotaro: **instantly and without any hesitation** four.
Mista: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NOOO
jotaro: IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDCC
@@xNucleair0917 take it
Ikr
"Even DIO-sama took longer to master the Crafting System."
Dio slow
Thanks for putting it in brackets now its funny
@Dio Brando *self roast 😳*
Me who used Knowledge Book : :-)
one of my fav vids on the platform
I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH THIS IS MY PRIDE AND JOY
"i have a furnace in my house"
200000000iq
haha funni comment take my upvote
w
I'm the 400 like
I'm the 1828373737373673 like
No he's IQ 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
There is nothing to watch in youtube at this hour, better go to sleep.
*Jotaro plays minecraft*
I ll guess i ll sleep later then.
You're so angry dude.
Worth my sleep issues
wait how did you know-
you too?
It happened to me
I watched this when I was 10 and didnt even know anime existed, this video was the reason I started watching anime so ty
4:25
This was the most funniest
Imagine looking at Jotaro and thinking he plays games like Call of Duty, Halo and Mortal Kombat, then you find out he likes peaceful games like Minecraft and Animal Crossing.
Jotaro plays Echo the Dolphin exclusively.
@@LuckySketches XD
@@LuckySketches I need to see this.
Minecraft is not peaceful, ita dreadful because *creeper*
Don't forget roblox
*giorno’s theme starts playing when it’s jotaro’s scene*
me: *wait*
Something's wrong I can feel it
Hold up
Jotaro Giovanna
Giorno isnt a Jojo lol
@@lenbernal9923 Giorno Kujo
Dream: i have found a worthy opponent...our battle will be legendary JOTAROOO!!!
The fact that Dream is Dio of Minecraft on some animated Jojo themed Minecraft videos
Jotaro: Playing Minecraft
Joseph: Watching Jotaro
Kakyoin: S O U L G O N E
Avdol: H a n d s
Iggy: K i c k
Polnareff: French crying sounds