Imagine being a rough guy in a prison, sentenced to 20~30 years for a random serious crime and a lady in her nineties comes in completely chained up to the maximum security cell, with a sentence of almost 400 years for blowing up hundreds of people with a rocket launcher and you find out the next day that she escaped that cell that was being watched by every police officer and agent in the country, without being found out
I would diagnose myself with an incurable disease then get treated for it successfully, confirming that I defied all logic and that I must be in some weird illusion I created myself.
3:19 Anyone who can get away with murder with a rocket launcher has my respect. Between the whistling sound, the smoke trail from the launcher to the explosion, the explosion itself, and the size of the rocket launcher, it'd be hard to make that look like an accident.
If going by fictional characters even before Charles Manson was around the first name of Charles was oddly a common name for characters that was murders or later was made to be a murder
[Adopted daughter gets job as dental assistant] Gray: "I feel kinda bad about blowing her up with an RPG now!" Gray is really good at saying things that don't sound good in or out of context.
Killmaster: I’m so happy you accepted my confession His GF: yeah, I liked you for a long time and - what’s that? Killmaster, holding an RPG: I will continue my mother’s legacy
you should make a sims 4 episode where you make a survival experiment lock half of the sims in an beautiful room with everything they'll need by themselves and are not able to leave the room until they die of lonelyness the other half are locked in a room in pairs with one evil sim per room, to see who will die faster you know for sience?
« if I take people wallets after murdering them it’s kinda like managing their finances ” Me: I’ve never thought about that before...welp time to do some killing! =)
Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work, without "direct" commands to. Gray knows his sociopaths. Charles was horrible at murder.
Episodes like this are why I can't watch your videos while eating, Gray. *_Because I severely risk choking to death on my meat and potatoes from laughter._*
Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work, without "direct" commands to. Gray knows his sociopaths. Charles was horrible at murder.
Imagine being a rough guy in a prison, sentenced to 20~30 years for a random serious crime and a lady in her nineties comes in completely chained up to the maximum security cell, with a sentence of almost 400 years for blowing up hundreds of people with a rocket launcher and you find out the next day that she escaped that cell that was being watched by every police officer and agent in the country, without being found out
This sounds so lit AHAHAHAHHA
wellcome to greystillplays my man!
Imagine her being like “30 years? Rookie numbers”
I would diagnose myself with an incurable disease then get treated for it successfully, confirming that I defied all logic and that I must be in some weird illusion I created myself.
Rick Sanchez' perfect partner in crime
If poison goes bad does that mean it becomes good?
Yes obviously
Beta wrong comment mate
No, it just means that it will hit you with all kinds of horrible side effects before it kills you
FBI OPEN UP
@Beta put broken behind more
3:19 Anyone who can get away with murder with a rocket launcher has my respect. Between the whistling sound, the smoke trail from the launcher to the explosion, the explosion itself, and the size of the rocket launcher, it'd be hard to make that look like an accident.
Time to get away with murder!
@@MittensWichen uh maybe not with the rpg I suggest a nuke
Officer! He just ran into it i swear!
“charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer”
charles manson: am i a joke to you?
Elderly woman as she pulls the trigger on her 98th victim: “Yes”
@@Raptor_Ren I died
Technically he didn't kill anyone lmao
If going by fictional characters even before Charles Manson was around the first name of Charles was oddly a common name for characters that was murders or later was made to be a murder
I was looking for something to say this. Thank you lol
I was thinking someone should make a murder simulator for Gray, but he turns every game into a murder simulator.
brigidtheirish there is one yandere sim search it
I don't think it'd be as interesting to have him play a game like hitman. What's the point if you follow the games rules when you murder?
@@ThatSlowBuilder Isn't that still in uber-beta?
Skullhawk13 Yeah, good point.
Yeah but it’s 99.9999999999999% done so it will be done in 20 years LOL
yes
Some days I laugh. Some days I'm legit terrified of what might be going through your mind.
Today? *I'm both.*
Isn't that all of us?
Same for me. All I know is I never want to meet him in real life he scares me.
@@orpheusdrakos1911 he scares you? 😂
@@kattberckley7811 how do you know that all of that fake murder hasn't gone to head a little bit
@@kattberckley7811 but even if he scares me a little bit. He's one of the few youtubers that makes me laugh the hardest.
[Adopted daughter gets job as dental assistant]
Gray: "I feel kinda bad about blowing her up with an RPG now!"
Gray is really good at saying things that don't sound good in or out of context.
Without context it's bad.
With context...well it may actually be worse.
@@ShudowWolf Agreed
This is literally if you combined BitLife and Sims 4 together
Yes
Or just bitlife
BitSim
I knew it was a lot like bitlife but sims 4? Me never thought of it
No
Killmaster shall continue his mothers legacy
Killmaster: I’m so happy you accepted my confession
His GF: yeah, I liked you for a long time and - what’s that?
Killmaster, holding an RPG: I will continue my mother’s legacy
11:08
Game: "You are pregnant with your Boyfriend..."
Gray: "Oh, this is awkward..."
😂
Too true
"I'm the most powerful grandmother in the whole entire world"
Gray, 2019
"I'm trying to get away with the murder not blow up the whole goddamn block." Go big or go home.
CelticVictory if no one is alive to arrest you technically you got away with the murder
@@Dovah_Slayer Pffffft 😂😂
@@Dovah_Slayer exactly what I was thinking
you should make a sims 4 episode where you make a survival experiment lock half of the sims in an beautiful room with everything they'll need by themselves and are not able to leave the room until they die of lonelyness
the other half are locked in a room in pairs with one evil sim per room, to see who will die faster
you know for sience?
Up
Um. You good
Oo good idea. Gray are you seeing this?!?!
Haha, 69th like.
𝓛𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓰𝓸
*science
*Nice*
*Nice*
Nice
*Nice*
Noice
👌🏾
What has the world come to...that boyfriends break up with you, not because you are a pornstar...but because you parked in a disabled space.
Society is disabled and wicked
there is a whole murdering psycho path but i guess he would actually know about her job so i guess you're right
Murdering people is ok but taking disabled people's space is crossing the line
Janette Rei that seems about right.
"We're gonna be like the Hannibal Lector of murderers."
But isn't Hannibal Lector the Hannibal Lector of murderers?
Not for long
Jup
No, that's gray.
Everyone: How bad could it get?
Gray: Yes.
« if I take people wallets after murdering them it’s kinda like managing their finances ”
Me: I’ve never thought about that before...welp time to do some killing! =)
Note to self: go to the part of town where drug dealers hang out. 😈
Oh boy here I go killing again
Hey, I volunteer as first victim- I'm broke but *_please kill me_*
Bitlife: Who are you?
Altlife: I'm you, but better
I wish I had android so I could play altlife and compare it with bitlife
Bitlife was the true pioneer tho
@@moethemoon instlife was first
I need a fanfiction of this woman and Killmaster going on a killing spree
Now this sounds like a job more me!
@@rosechan449 any progress on the fic?
Nani? Czech version of Bitlife?
Skvěle
hell yeah 😳
Já bydlím v český republice ale jsem původem brit. (for anyone who didn't understand i live in the czech republik but im originaly from GB)
@@cedgeemo9838 wouldnt want that 🤧
Yup
Kdekoli je jen trošku čeština tam se začneme shlukovat lol
"Charles is no longer In Charge."
That is the greatest obscure reference I've ever caught.
ruined 69 likes
Oof-
"We are the Hannibal Lecter of murderers!"'
Yep. Because Hannibal Lecter totally wasn't a murderer. Just a cannibal. No kill. Only eat.
He never meant to kill them, he just wanted them to stop screaming so he could hear the violins playing
cannibal hannibal
@@alienatedcanine4680 Animal Cannibal.
I guess that it implies he ate all the other killers
you literally missed the age of death of your parents being 69 TWICE
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Father:68
Mother:70
This got no replys its kinda sad
13:13 Charles Smith died
age: 68
No, this is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ACCEPTABLE
Well if you average it out…..
Petition for Gray to start a Netflix series
His show will be called, "The Gray Killer", and it will just be montages of those he has killed.
If it gets rid of real people I support this petition.
Naaa he will end up one of those crappy vloggers
TallulahSoie Who wouldn’t?
@@MrBillyBob0 me
They should have let you continue the saga as your anti-social revenge seeking son Killmaster. Do it for Mom oh son of mine!
Gray: “Charles isn’t a good enough name for a murderer”
Charles Manson: “Am I a joke to you?”
Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work, without "direct" commands to. Gray knows his sociopaths. Charles was horrible at murder.
Dustquake r/wooooosh
@@Iluveyuu r/ihavereddit
No one:
Gray Still Plays in 2047: *I destroyed my adopted son's life my making the worst choices (in real life)*
"We're going to be there Hannibal Lecter of murderers." You know, because he was known for his humanitarian deeds and altruistic nature.
69 likes...
@@KainDestinedAscension Nice
Really beginning to wonder how many psychiatrists that have watched Gray have reached out to him... :)
The ans is yes
13:41 ma'am the Zika ain't that bad
Game: How much do you want this dude’s life to be screwe-
Gray: *yes*
I truly wonder how many poor innocent souls were extraculated from their bodies in today's video.
Countless
The daily dose
Gray: *Alrig-*
Me: *_Stop, get some help_*
2:08 he was so close to greatness!
12:18
LVL. 100 BOSS
Thats How Mafi-
*Gray Blows Up Mafia With RPG*
Episodes like this are why I can't watch your videos while eating, Gray. *_Because I severely risk choking to death on my meat and potatoes from laughter._*
Gray you just make the most innocent things guilty
Gray + the words “drug dealing” and “accept his offer” =
*Y e S*
Doctor: gives you 1 day to live
You: spends the last day sniping someone and get 328 years from judge.
Hmmm I see this as an absolute win
Gray: "Now I feel bad about blowing her up with an RPG."
Us: "You're lying, Gray!"
Where did gray go wrong is all I wonder
Edit: Holy crap I have never ever reached this many likes on a comment like I’m speechless, thank you!
Same
At Birth.
He was born like that.
He was born wrong
You want that list in alphabetical order chronological order
Everywhere
11:54 joseph Jones... wait a sec, JOJO!!!
Why was I expecting him to say Full Liquor Bar! at 10:13?
5:27
Him:Casually buys cucumber
Me: 'dirty mind'
Yes
shy - gal no
:)
*seY*
Wait, so if there is a sorcerer does that mean you can kill people in new and interesting magical ways
"We'll be like the Hannibal Lecter of crime"
Me: Hannibal was, in fact, a criminal.
"Charles isn't a good enough name for a murderer"
Me: ●_●
Ah yes, *murder*
Annabelle ah what a fitting name
@@stenchsteak2968 ok now you made it disturbing
*redrum, sey hA*
“Charles? Charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer”
Charles Manson: Am I a joke to you?
Edit: 11:19 by the way
8:27 hol up.... gray has empathy?
"the hannibal lecter of murderers."
...what is hannibal if not a murderer?
a genius, a cannibal, a forensic psychologist, a survivor of tragic events, a predator, a cold-blooded strategist ect.
10:53 JoJo's bizarre adventure has a secret JoJo
7:29 it's called a Semi-Truck
Not a box truck
2:33 Florida Man stop taking a role in this game!!
2:28 Grey everything is drunk in Czechia. It’s completely normal news.
Czechia is the eastern european Florida confirmed
“Charles isn’t a good name for a murderer.” Mr Manson would like a word with you...
Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work. Gray knows his sociopaths.
Please tell me you only did this in the game
chloe B I don’t think grey can promise anything
"Maybe it will go bad over time"
Wtf happens if a vial of poison goes bad??
You missed the chance to name your son FLORIDAMAN.
I’m not even surprised at this point
*sons name is Charles*
Grey: Charles?? Not good enough..
Me: like Charles Manson?...
Charles Manson never killed anyone. Supposedly he just got others to do it for him.
Yep, there's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who didn't even die.
Sometimes I forget that Gray is a actual human being with a heart and feelings, not just a evil murder machine.
1:10 Yoshikage Kira Vibes
I love your pfp!
The dislikes are all from the people who got killed with a sniper rifle and/or RPG.
Merry Christmas- also more murder!
12:53 "you were sent to prison for 290 years FOR FOR murder"
This woman's life is actually really interesting, I feel as though she'd make a surprisingly good protagonist for like, a book or movie.
Another one of these? They never cease to amaze me no matter how many there are, especially when Gray plays them
God: Tell me about yourself
Gray: long story short _death_
I'd hate to see his daily schedule. "Death, death, death, death, death, death... lunch... death, death, death... take cats to vet..." 💀😀
Another day; even more Deaths...*CONTINUES*
6:41 Brzobohatý literally translates into soon rich
5:35 I thought he was gonna say to scare cats😂🤣
Wait, isn't that what you normally do?
13:00
*The terminator of all grandmothers*
11:28 with the baby boy you should’ve named him Charles Manson
1:17 Tonda Brzobohatý! That is ledgid!
This video just got published and there are already 23 comments lol
Bois shower don't drop teh tvål yes
its already up to like 320
Ewww a sans fan girl
@@axolotl786 How profound
Why do I keep coming back to your videos at 3 am?! ITS SO AMAZING! XD
00:03 THATS MY FRICKIN BIRTHDAY
Atlife is like bitlife but more choices
Best. Life. Ever.
This is so hilarious that I’m crying right now
this game is like BitLife but better
Correction - A knockoff of bitlife
"The Hannibal Lecter of muderers"
In other words, Hannibal Lecter?
The ol’ RPG never fails me
Me: sees title
Also me: that’s grey alright
11:19 It would have been actually sick if you had put "Charles Lee Ray" as his name for a serial killer 😂
14:28 had me dead I love this video it’s HILARIOUS I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That kid had the best grandma
Thank you for the laughs Grey I needed them
11:20
Gray: "Charles isn't a good enough name for a murderer!"
Charles Manson: Am I a joke to you?
7:19 so......hannibal lecter
I am glad everyone knows the right answer to the questions
I only have 5 words for this:
Gray, you've done it again
a game: exists
gray: how do i murder people?
3:02
Welcome to the Czech Republic. :D
“charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer”
charles manson: 😐
Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work, without "direct" commands to. Gray knows his sociopaths. Charles was horrible at murder.
this is like more exciting bitlife
0:26 Czech republic? Oh... this is where I was born... hm.
Já taky ej
1:04 Your dream job is to be a Financial Manager
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman..