I Used The Devil's Money to Drive People Insane - The Doomsday Crisis Line

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  • I Used The Devil's Money to Drive People Insane - The Doomsday Crisis Line
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    ABOUT: The Doomsday Crisis Line
    The world is possibly coming to an end.
    It seems the citizens of Some City have been quite distressed by this happenstance, and are in mass panic. If they need help, they will be sending messages to this crisis line and it is your responsibility to assist them. You may push one of three buttons to alter their fate to resolve the issue, or press the fourth button to simply end them.
    Use your cursor to press buttons and change lives.
    #graystillplays #indie #simulation
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  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    "Did you know the door to your office is unlocked?"
    Me: *activate instant kill*

    • @marijuana_iguana789
      @marijuana_iguana789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Exactly what I was thinking, like 😳😳😳..🤜❎

    • @CrystalDoggoIsMissing
      @CrystalDoggoIsMissing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was looking at my bedroom door like someone was there

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      If you pick the happy option, you learn that it's just the guy who works in the next office.

    • @NewSinns
      @NewSinns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Good thing i dont have an office, or even a door

    • @AyanoAishi-yi9uv
      @AyanoAishi-yi9uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You sound like little misfortune no offence

  • @swazmarthy5929
    @swazmarthy5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    "Some people call it the apocalypse. I call it capitalism."
    - Target at back to school time

    • @lxser.-.madison4129
      @lxser.-.madison4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      XD I CAN RELATE SOO MUCH

    • @masonrudesheim9098
      @masonrudesheim9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Comrade Gray

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or Black Friday at any retail store. Once worked Black Friday at a Walmart and DEAR LORD. It was tame by some standards, and still was a flood of idiocy.

    • @babybopz8992
      @babybopz8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@archaic1026 same lmao

    • @AE68961
      @AE68961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *NUGGET IS PLEASED*

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Sudden realization: this is the world from the perspective of any of the people in a game that Gray plays.

  • @--Bri-nm4jq
    @--Bri-nm4jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Dang near everyone in this game look like they should be in E.T

    • @Dazi1359
      @Dazi1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s E.T? I hear people talking about it and idk what it is

  • @KeebieJeebies24
    @KeebieJeebies24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Gray: I’ll give everyone the happy option
    I thought I’d never see the day...

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Gray: "just as I suspected all the worst outcomes are with the happy options"

    • @corb5905
      @corb5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He only did it to spite the boss.

    • @themadichib0d
      @themadichib0d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well it IS the end of the world afterall.

    • @superposition2644
      @superposition2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/z1OLYSD-nUU/w-d-xo.html

    • @ramennoodles6496
      @ramennoodles6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha, you thought

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "sir you look like a depressed lampshade."
    Gray 2019
    Isn't that everyone from Moko's Advice

  • @CitrusTart0
    @CitrusTart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    "I only like women who have been dead for less than 30 years"
    That went from 0 -100 real fast
    Edit: hey gray are you going to play the new wintermute episode on The Long Dark?

    • @enamations71
      @enamations71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      3rd comment I’ve read at the same time Gray did.
      _I am cursed._

    • @anthonyminarik1962
      @anthonyminarik1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      EnaMations no, *you are blessed*

    • @bruhmomentum8112
      @bruhmomentum8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No you are gay

    • @hitox2battosai
      @hitox2battosai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      let's be honest; this game was idling at 75.

    • @CitrusTart0
      @CitrusTart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hitox2battosai your not wrong

  • @owo2600
    @owo2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Here, have a happy ending."
    _Who are you, and what have you done with Gray?_
    "Everyone's getting the happy option!"
    *_OH NO! GRAY, WHAT'S WRONG?_*

    • @Pokemorty1337
      @Pokemorty1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      See’s what the results are when he chooses it
      oh never mind, he’s ok

  • @jessbellis9510
    @jessbellis9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I feel like this game was birthed from the dark recesses of Gray's soul.

  • @timdorsey721
    @timdorsey721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "SOMEONE STOLE MY RUG! SHOULD I CONTACT THE AUTHORITY'S?"
    **Le Happy Ending**
    "I can make another rug. I'm almost out of *skin* though."

  • @newandroid2673
    @newandroid2673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The last time I was early Gray wasn't a Sadomasochist...
    As you can see, I've never been early.

    • @platonica3622
      @platonica3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm early to this comment
      25 seconds ago

    • @AE68961
      @AE68961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, Gray wasn't like this always.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AE68961 Yeah it's kind of weird to view his content from two years ago.

    • @thoughtspeaker8705
      @thoughtspeaker8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RequiemPoete me, two years after this video, watching this video:

  • @Skullhawk13
    @Skullhawk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just think at least I'm not in Gray's world, and I feel a bit better.

    • @BlitzStorm
      @BlitzStorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very much the saaame

    • @Jbird728
      @Jbird728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes indeed at least I'm not the subject of his torture

  • @raymondbiskner6885
    @raymondbiskner6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I wish there was a Death Toll in this game..."
    We really should't have let Grey play Everyday Misanthrope.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Person: * says something negative about the mayor *
    Gray: "You just lost life privilege"

  • @user-wg7qs6ij2s
    @user-wg7qs6ij2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Most people are just to dumb to live”
    -Gray, 2019

  • @scitto7707
    @scitto7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "The heavens are opening up, there's probably frogs coming down"
    *Stone Ocean chapter 49 would like to know your location*

    • @piranhaplant2555
      @piranhaplant2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm wheezing - omg,
      E N R I C O P U C C I W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N

    • @pizzaboy4344
      @pizzaboy4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Bruno Bucciarati would like to know your location.*
      .
      .
      .
      oh wait..

    • @Iskkkk167
      @Iskkkk167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes a man of culture

    • @sandorgrau-fay7488
      @sandorgrau-fay7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE!?!?!?!?!?

    • @princeofvos
      @princeofvos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE! THE JOKES TOO FUNNY

  • @Alex-ph7xq
    @Alex-ph7xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    6:27 gray: “you can drink them out of the potholes in the ground”
    I never thought this sentence would ever be said but uhhhh here it is

  • @UrsusSuperior44
    @UrsusSuperior44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    1:15
    _And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have an opportunity to briefly observe a member of endangered species _*_Florida Man,_*_ in it's natural habitat._

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unfortunately, Florida Men are actually a species of least concern. Their numbers show no signs of declining whatsoever.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seannolan9857 at the moment it seems they're growing if they ever stop being they're own biggest predator who knows what will happen

    • @SillyBlackCat
      @SillyBlackCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Floridious Manous

  • @swazmarthy5929
    @swazmarthy5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    This is an actual conversation.
    Me: Oh, GrayStillPlays just posted
    Sis: Who?
    Me: Sadomasochist world ending florida man
    Sis: Oh, that guy

    • @general.catallion_8054
      @general.catallion_8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      doom of mismanager the as him know family My

    • @purgatoryoficial7370
      @purgatoryoficial7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it raining acid blod outside

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's official now

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      •••••• like siblings don’t know what their siblings watch? YEAH! THAT NEVER HAPPENED

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idothefunnies1636 on occassion

  • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
    @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Do you know that the door to your office is unlocked?"
    Gray: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

  • @remyzk9424
    @remyzk9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Some call it the apocalypse I call it capitalism” damn that’s too real

  • @Pantomeemitaiteilija
    @Pantomeemitaiteilija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:59 "sir you look like a depressed lamp shade" ain't that a mood for tonight boys

  • @JoseATurner
    @JoseATurner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    His boss looks like a mixture of sans the skeleton in the mayor of Halloweentown from The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • @superbrotv2491
    @superbrotv2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Why is Gray still being hired for these games...
    He should be making them.

  • @ashycashy9763
    @ashycashy9763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Gray: *wastes all the devil's money and wrecks havoc*
    sans: do you wanna have a bad t i m e-

    • @jplay3265
      @jplay3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _(megalovania intensifies)_

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gray: do *_you_* wanna have a bad time

    • @grim7226
      @grim7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SANS THERES A HUMAN!!!!!!!!- Papyrus

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jplay3265 torture people AI

  • @CantyMC
    @CantyMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "It is your job at the doomsday crisis line to deal with their problems, and by deal with their problems, I mean, usually end up killing them.
    that went from 0-11 quickly

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't have problems if you're dead!

    • @cxpKSip
      @cxpKSip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then necrophilia happens and so does 13.

  • @zyletta
    @zyletta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    TH-cam recommendations are working again and I’m ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO YOUR CHANNEL

    • @MrRenegadeshinobi
      @MrRenegadeshinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sometimes TH-cam does something right

    • @cxpKSip
      @cxpKSip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes Cyriak Cat City happens.

  • @pugsriel
    @pugsriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    My mouse cursor following yours across the screen: notice me senpai

  • @mattoxsmom
    @mattoxsmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Won’t be the first time I’ve eaten a human meat sandwich

  • @bachri7721
    @bachri7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We're just gonna go with the unhappy face, there.
    *:(*

  • @helenbaca9424
    @helenbaca9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Graystillplays 2019-
    They are all bad endings that ive learned it is just a big lie

    • @kingofgar101
      @kingofgar101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the happy and sad faces arn't for good or bad endings it seems to be if the person involved has a possitive outlook on their situation or not

  • @gruppesechs6788
    @gruppesechs6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Person: Hello, this is the crisis helpline, how can I help?
    Weird demented being: More flesh, I need more flesh, more flesh!

  • @julianmartinez9199
    @julianmartinez9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Gray asks you to bring it down to 11... you know you’ve got a problem lmao

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    (4:41) - It would've been hilarious if that was that the actual image in the game.

  • @tateupougnac2531
    @tateupougnac2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's. Raining. Blood!"
    Me : 🎵 It's raining blood! Hallelujah it's raining blood, amen! 🎵

  • @Venus-xj9es
    @Venus-xj9es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wait at the end of the game after picking all the happy options, your name is ‘Mr phraser’ and if you choose the unhappy options it’s ‘Ms fauxhart’?

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the ? gets you Ms. Sommers, and there was another name that started with a W. I haven't read their tie-in story yet, but I'm guessing that those are characters from the story, and the ending tells you whose personality fits you best.

  • @Liz-wx2fg
    @Liz-wx2fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So I just realized Gray’s channel is mostly about death rn 😂

  • @joelthefrog1
    @joelthefrog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's possible that line about cupcakes at 5:50 is a reference to a My Little Pony grimdark story called Cupcakes. The gist of it is that Pinkie Pie has a secret lottery where she picks the name of a random person out of a hat. And then she kidnaps (ponynaps?) them, dismembers them, and turns them into various baked goods.

    • @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme
      @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember that unicorn, my little pony style creepy pasta? It’s like a bronie game, video game creepypasta? Kinda is like the Mandela Catalogue and FNAF or I’m On Observation Duty with Jeff the Killer.

  • @kara245aj
    @kara245aj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Human Meat sandwiches
    Sounds delicious.

    • @windowsxp0
      @windowsxp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can already see the news:
      "Florida Man Kills burgular while apocalypse to protect his family while they die because of the acid blood rain"
      I know its not good, but its 11 pm

    • @kara245aj
      @kara245aj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@windowsxp0 omg yes 😂

    • @DrearyTom
      @DrearyTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yummmmyyyy 😂

    • @planexshifter
      @planexshifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other white meat

    • @ahuman8407
      @ahuman8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That mystery meat always tasted weird

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:58 he’s eating a drug cupcake gray it’s full of reality benders

  • @jevildeltarune6222
    @jevildeltarune6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Smiling jack bastard” looks like a very hyped Sans

  • @sherky7207
    @sherky7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those "oooooooh shieeeeeeeee..." moment make me laugh so hard!

  • @datboi411
    @datboi411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nobody:
    GrayStillPlays: Meat sandwiches

  • @tracyeldred8355
    @tracyeldred8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I want to give him a happy ending" - GrayStillPlays 2019

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:59 "Sir, you look like a depressed lampshade" LMAO xD Made me laugh out loud a minute in1

  • @leopardbunny
    @leopardbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When even Gray says you need to take it down a notch, you KNOW you need to take it down a notch.

  • @GOOGGZ
    @GOOGGZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I was literally thinking “if only gray uploaded” and well my pray was answered! Love you gray! Also I feel like this game was made by Florida man!

  • @Corvin_Ito
    @Corvin_Ito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You should click random on the restaurant guy, something fun happens

    • @limegradient
      @limegradient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vivika, what happens?
      I like spoilers

  • @wakisabe
    @wakisabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I’m seeing a theme with these videos gray, should I be concerned?

  • @corruptshark7797
    @corruptshark7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This seems like SCP 001 when day breaks lol

  • @Snurbyy
    @Snurbyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ok but I want to see the option when he just picks the death ending for everything

    • @Snurbyy
      @Snurbyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alternatively the ? For all

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you pick all question marks, you're told that either you're an agent of chaos, or just too indecisive. If you kill them, you're told that you're average, but a good tool for making money (the reason the Mayor's funds increase from their deaths is because he has insurance claims for everyone!)

  • @mikabakker2471
    @mikabakker2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    HUMAN SKIN RUGS
    FILL IT WITH MEAT AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A FINE DINNER

    • @amonthonpatreonfornoreason
      @amonthonpatreonfornoreason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      burrito :D

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hot pockets

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      disgusting all this artificial crap back in my day we ate it from the source (joke)

  • @kyliesullivan8790
    @kyliesullivan8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:22
    *okay this actually happened aha*
    Me: is opening a pop can
    Gray: I'm almost out of skin though.
    Me: *drops the pop can and pop spills everywhere*

  • @SayoLoopOctopus
    @SayoLoopOctopus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    SCP-001: When Day Breaks

  • @justaviewer8328
    @justaviewer8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After helping the Devil and causing the Apocalypse, Local Florida Man works for the Devil, Spends all his money, and makes more lives worse.

  • @TheAshran
    @TheAshran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sees title:
    *Rimworld Intensifies*

  • @Roo_Bear
    @Roo_Bear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Actually *I* look like a depressed lampshade"

  • @danieldempsey8297
    @danieldempsey8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is like the third time I've watched this episode and it took me this long to figure this out but the shadow guy that evaluates him at the end is the same face structure as the very "happy" guy that tells you to save money 🤯

  • @driftydrift3784
    @driftydrift3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:04 dang mr krabs

  • @googleoogle
    @googleoogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me:
    Sans from hell: don’t you love it when people SUFFER : ]

  • @chesterzimmerman1479
    @chesterzimmerman1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this game is the human mind when the internet is down love ya gray

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gray, be happy. Don't let these games consume your real world soul as well as your character's soul. You have more natty lites to pull from microwaves that you embedded into an invading alligator's skull.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Smiling Jack bastard, our lord and master”

  • @platonica3622
    @platonica3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah yes,
    Perfect world simulator.

  • @fionaroberts7658
    @fionaroberts7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘It’s robberyception! You’re lucky you’re not getting turned into a human protein shake it’s raining blood, the skies are opening up and probably frogs are coming down and you’re like ‘oh someone stole me stolen wallet son of a b***h!’ bloody hell that made me laugh, thanks a lot. 1:47

  • @WednesdayAddamsMW
    @WednesdayAddamsMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:37
    What is Elon Musk doing here?

  • @strinkfamily1940
    @strinkfamily1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the only game that punishes you for being a good person.
    Gray's kind of game

  • @neight8077
    @neight8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sir, you look like a depressed lampshade ~ Gray

  • @DrearyTom
    @DrearyTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really want more of this omg 😂

  • @cookiemuffin3208
    @cookiemuffin3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:12 SCP 001. When day breaks.

  • @jenica7838
    @jenica7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tough times, Gray is just giving out happy endings.

  • @noodlearg9745
    @noodlearg9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love Florida man, and as I have commented before, we should make him a religion

    • @daisyadamson3682
      @daisyadamson3682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

    • @noyemy
      @noyemy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think a cult might be more appropriate but you have my vote

    • @psej1123
      @psej1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have the approval of polish man

    • @holyroller67
      @holyroller67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We can make a religion out of this

    • @yourlocalnewfie4304
      @yourlocalnewfie4304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My religion is now Floridaman. I will act like how every Floridaman religioned person does, i act savage.

  • @everlastingphoenix7593
    @everlastingphoenix7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Get involved in #TeamTrees

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Create a game where you can burn down rainforests, and maybe he'll play it.

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seannolan9857 for every tree burns in the game, he plants a tree.

    • @gunter4155
      @gunter4155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emailname8624 that's slot of trees

  • @destinysmith4849
    @destinysmith4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one:
    That one sentient beanstalk at 11:18 : *YEET THE CHILD*

  • @imwargiant3787
    @imwargiant3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:19 oh nooo!

  • @woodeydecoowbay9008
    @woodeydecoowbay9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:51 insane Elon musk

  • @chocolatepudding1241
    @chocolatepudding1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:54 reminds me of raining blood by slayer: “Raining blood
    From a lacerated sky
    Bleeding its horror
    Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood” “The sky is turning red
    Return to power draws near
    Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
    Abolish the rules made of stone”

    • @Captlou316
      @Captlou316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to mention Slayer. 🤘

    • @chocolatepudding1241
      @chocolatepudding1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captlou316 hell yeah 🤘

  • @LXMONLIME
    @LXMONLIME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "smiling jack bastard over here" looks like Sans. *slaps face.)

  • @olafvanrijnsbergen1177
    @olafvanrijnsbergen1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said 'it's Raining Blood'
    I was really dissatisfied when the signature Riff didn't play.
    You cant say Raining blood. Without that Riff.

  • @weAreAll-GoingtoDie
    @weAreAll-GoingtoDie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:12
    I stole someone's wallet but there's no money inside it? This is a outrage I expect compensation.

  • @scutterbugaa910
    @scutterbugaa910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “A coin toss ending” so 50 50?

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The coin is actually its own ending and not a 50/50 between happy and sad.

  • @user-kq1bf7xz1y
    @user-kq1bf7xz1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I haven’t been here this early since I went home. *im still here. I will never go home. Hihi*

  • @simplycargo4187
    @simplycargo4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can tell you (definitely not from experience) that skin rugs are VERY comfortable

  • @tdpod6109
    @tdpod6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Why go to a restaurant when there are delicious people around."

  • @autisticgamer24
    @autisticgamer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I like women who have been dead for less than 30 years." Wow 0 to 100 really fast.

    • @ae7457
      @ae7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How original yes you made this comment

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...

    • @zekchomenko2927
      @zekchomenko2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone else in the other thread of this comment said, this game idles at about 75

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said something moved under his desk, I thought he meant in real life and was thinking "Oh, it's just Spleens. No worries."

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      his cats name is boneless

  • @goatskullgamer52
    @goatskullgamer52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know the game is messed up when gray wants it to tone it down

  • @SadButTrue273
    @SadButTrue273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i want to give him a happy ending" come on gray where's the sketchy massage parlor joke??

  • @donotatme
    @donotatme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dangit Gray, I wanted to go to bed!

  • @hiyaimamelia
    @hiyaimamelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos have been my evening entertainment for weeks now. Never stop making them or I’ll have to call this line! 😅

  • @curigury8394
    @curigury8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've only found you and subbed to you a few weeks ago and well I'm hooked I'm binge watching a bunch of your game series

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That skeleton reminds me of something.
    *Megalovania intensifies*

  • @jplay3265
    @jplay3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is actually just the red hot earth that gray collided with the *freaking moon.*

  • @bengal4047
    @bengal4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After the "your office is unlocked" and the shadow under the desk, I couldn't relax because I was expecting a jumpscare. I'm surprised his character didn't die

  • @Dead_Dollz
    @Dead_Dollz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was watching Bob Ross and the change in tone is such a slap in the face lol

  • @secratekeeper
    @secratekeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Honestly you might not want my help... sometimes when I press this button *necrophilia* happens...”
    *oh.. okay good*

  • @matthewawesome1212
    @matthewawesome1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ahhh it’s Florida mans fault

  • @Irrelevantspace
    @Irrelevantspace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game gets better and better every time

  • @nothoughtsheadempty.
    @nothoughtsheadempty. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's not too often the crisis line gets a call from a fiddle."
    - Gray 2019

  • @Lucian_Andries
    @Lucian_Andries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last person evaluating you, looks exactly like the one on the paper...