I Got Paid to Give People Terrible Advice - Moko's Advice
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- I Got Paid to Give People Terrible Advice - Moko's Advice
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ABOUT: Moko's Advice
Moko has lots of good advice, so Moko set up an advice booth along the road. Many come from all around to give Moko coins in exchange for advice.
Darkness is arriving again, it is almost time for Moko's advice booth to open.
#graystillplays #indie #simulation - เกม
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Welcome to a world where only bad advice exists. I'm ok with this.
YES I LOVE YOU GRAY
ah yes the good stuff
I advise you to shave my cactus dammit
If I make a game I'm making a graystillplays mode where you can kill everyone
I expect nothing less
"Should I save my last coin to buy food?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Thanks." *pays with last coin*
Aidan P. *confusion noises*
Alice Pokemoon So basically..cannibalism. They used the last coin to buy the person giving advice so they can E A T T H E M
Aidan P. Would like, 420 likes
Just joking I want to ruin this for everyone
@@imayeti.4674 What about 69
Maybe he means the last coin after that one?
It's not Negative Nancy, it's terrifyingly Positive Patricia.
*Squidward intensifys*
I ship them.
*PATRICIA!*
That's a genuine mood
petrifyingly positive patricia?
"Are you having fun."
I cannot describe the chills I got reading that.
Ikr same 😅
Same 😶
I paused the video and scrolled through the comments to see if I’m not the only one 😔👈
It felt like I'm being watched by the government again
@@vulpixguardian4227 *…AGAIN?*
The fact that “I saw a child is it fallowing me?” And “I lost my doll the Foot prints Lead this way” Appeared in that Order is concerning.
Yes
@@jarlathquinn2628 No
@@otakuman706 yes
@Jarlath Quinn Well, I NEVER!
*HARUMPH*
Nah.
@@otakuman706 yes
I answered "no" to the "Whenever I move, I hear footsteps. I think somebody is stalking me. Should I be worried?" And they said something along the lines of "thanks, you put my mind at ease" and as they walk to toss the coin in the bag, another person followed right behind them. B I G Y I K E S
tam f HOLY CRAP AHAHA
OML XDDDD
wAIT-
So basically no matter what you choose something bad happens XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine a little innocent kid running an advice stand at a school fair or something and all they get asked are these sort of questions.
must not have seen charlie brown Lucy would do this.
@@azadalamiq I was thinking of that lol
That one guy would have an easier time getting food then
@@SteelBelted ooh another example of generational hate
Lol 420 likes
"Am I really here?"
"No, no you're not"
*Disappears*
"Oh sh*t, he just straight up dissapeared"
This what happened to my dad when I told him no.
Ash TheTrainer depressing
...
*One minute later...*
The same guy: "Should I go to work today?"
Florida Man asking if still has to work after not breathing.
"oh that's depressing... you're still paying right, alright cool"
damn
Capitalism in a nutshell
“Florida man vanishes after being told he wasn’t really there”
No Floridaman we love you
@@ingamingpc1634 what do you mean, Floridaman never dies
@@98ranger48 he technically didn't die because he never existed
Well its Australia and Finland that doesn't exist
@@Luckyleol gday. I is your friendly Australia fiend. We are real.
“Should I stop breathing?”
“Yes”
“Ok, I will take a break from it for a while.”
*THUD*
this will starve the Breatharians
I thought your pfp was a Bulbasaur 😭
@@merbst lol
October 15
“Florida Man steals anchor from sailor, claims that he is afraid of falling into the sky”
Anyways thank you anna, This is Reporter Mars and
“Full grown man has reported its doll is missing, it’s foot prints are directed to a “divine” advice shop.”
Thank you mars I'm jaid and a Florida man suffocated himself to stop snoring
I played the game, here's one:
Florida Man annoyed at teens stealing from store, rigs store to explode
My birthday
**gun clocks**
"Who's your son nowo??"
Gray: *is probably killing everyone and feeling nothing
Also Gray: *rejects being friends with someone and feels bad about it
I want to be grey's friend so he can sacrifice me.
@@mitchellbarton7915 yes
Mitchell Barton Kinky.
@@belledelphine9692 Jared from DEH: K I N K Y
Mitchell Barton yes.
This is such a "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" game
ngl it is
We had them in the first half not gonna lie
More like " they had us in the last half, not gonna lie"
@@GoofyGoober0 they didn't have us in the first half, ngl
OMORI.
“Should I avoid choosing against following through with deciding to not abstain from killing my loved ones?”
We have to work through this backwards:
“Should I kill my loved ones?” = Loved ones die
“Should I abstain from killing my loved ones?” = Loved ones live
“Should I [follow through with deciding to] not abstain from killing my loved ones?” = Loved ones die
“Should I choose against [following through with] deciding to not abstain from killing my loved ones?” = Loved ones live
“Should I avoid choosing against [following through with deciding] to not abstain from killing my loved ones?” = Loved ones die
To make the person kill their loved ones, you should answer “yes.”
Thank you so much
Thank you
Thank you so much
So he killed his loved ones?
overall if you count the negatives and get a odd number then saying yes would be bad if you count them and get an even number and say yes it would be good. since its five negatives saying yes would equal another negative
"We're checking out the only game where you can make a living by giving bad advice. . ."
I'm a lawyer. I DO make my living that way.
So true and the sad part is there are people who think lawyers are saints. Um. Not when its a lost cause. The lawyer just wants to get paid. He don't care about you. lol don't believe me? Ask my exs lawyer.
@@aalynnodell9809 Are you okay? Do you need a hug?
@@aalynnodell9809 to be fair that's most jobs and people. They don't really care about you as a person and just want tht survival/luxury money.
Well most lawyers don’t but those are mostly free ones that get paid by the state not by you
Man: Should I eat something?
Gray: Uh... sure.
Man: It's so hard to find children these days.
The snack that smiles back: children
Omfg lmao
Amazing
Good Grief, this game took it to 11, and you said that those are ROOKIE NUMBERS.
This comment my friends is what truly makes the TH-cam comment section the best thing to read
@@thatguyace3817 amen to that.
Person: "Should I breath?"
Gray: "No"
Person: "Ok then" *walks off*
*sound of thud*
Gray: "mmm, exactly as planned"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i am steve i must
@@evelynnebush2160 ?
@@BaileyChap ttttttzzzzt/zttz th ka
@@saltedcaramelsalt ...pardon me?
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Yeah, I’m fine! :)
Gray: *attempts to do something good in his life and not burn a house*
The Fourth Wall:
*no.*
There’s a running theme here but I can’t put my finger on it.
Wait I figured it out.
Rugs
the whole time we were deceived
Omigod. It was so clear why didn't I see it.
"you look like an overweight mushroom"
Possibly my new most favorite insult...
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q "get out from my hut"
@@MrBepo. you can't out pizza the hut
Especially when the Stinkhorn exists
888th like
Nice
“Do I exist?”
“No, no you don’t.... oh sh*t he straight up disappeared!”
That was so funny to me😂
That was his final message
jughead 13 seriously though
lol
He didn't pay!
František Vrána oh the bastard!
I like how gray's logic work "Even though you were killed, you're still gonna pay, right?"
“florida man seals mouth and nose shut to stop snoring”
Florida Man dies of self-suffocation, claimed that "breathing was too exhausting"
"Florida Man decides to cease to exist"
"Florida man runs off a cliff because he's scared of his own footsteps"
I feel as if on the question “is red my fave colour” if you said yes they’d have said the same but with Lava instead of the ocean
@maël Clergue Definitely blood.
Lava is orange
Brad Macdonald lava is lava colored, obviously.
I think that they would have killed a bunch of people to look at their blood.
@@carolynfloride2637 that exactly what they do
I also thought "becoming someone else" automatically involved a skinsuit.
Do not like his comment
@@Njordshammy Just did
my first tought was identity theft
@@Njordshammy ????
Now I am thinking of Ennard from FNAF SL
2:07 that right there is the real reason Kronos started eating his children
Nah, his kids grown up by now. And Zeus has an army of children to back him up.
“Makes a living from giving people horrible advice”
Is Moko hiring?
I’m really good at bad advice
@Space Penguin King no, no you can
"Should I sacrifice the guy before me?"
Well, if he has no friends, than it would be easier for him to disappear without any awkward consequences like a police investigation...
but we want consequences consequences lead to more deaths
@a decent person no he doesn't
@@isaiahf-d846 exactly we need more blood and flesh for our cannibalistic rituals
"I'm Gonna Ruin This Man's Whole Career: The Game"
Not really
Its more like someone asked you should i eat some food you say yes he/her says better find some kids
This is the best coment ever
THREE PEOPLE NEED TO UNLIKE TO MAKE THE LIKE COUNT 666!!
11:01
The statement could be taken in two ways.
1. They could love themselves (which actually happened. A lady married herself)
or
2. They fell in love with the demon who watches her through the mirror.
jesus i want to animate that last one
My mind went to the second one.
@@arsonsnail please do and come back when it's done
@@arsonsnail you should
Me: should I become a serial killer
Gray: yes
Me: *proceeds to murder the entire village*
_Just ask him if you should find a new hobby ;)_
"We live in a world where no one can make good choices."
I guess his Sims are the only population in this. 🤷♀️
EDIT: The replies... jeez...
They don't eat kids.
EvilWeetabix leave her alone she did nothing to you, you are literally judging an entire community and harassing them over just a few people who are bad in that community
Last Name First Name look up then mod
Last Name First Name no but they do ate rancid hotdogs
Woah, you guys are saying some pretty harsh stuff. Might I recommend some therapy?
Gray's thought process has manifested itself into a game.
@@SteelBelted LMAOOOO
gray: *kills everyone*
overpopulation: aight imma head out
I watched this when it came out and I only just noticed the bit at 10:59. *HOWLING*
9:42 They were asking if they should kill their loved ones, plain and simple.
To abstain from killing them is to not doing it.
So following through with deciding to not abstain is killing them.
Choosing against following through is NOT killing them.
Avoiding to chose against is killing them.
By saying no, you saved them.
*BIG BRAIN*
So gray fucked up
Except they were avoiding choosing entirely. So you told them to choose to not kill them.
What the fu...
So, you're saying that Gray accidentally saved many people.
*epic fail!*
@@Cinderspark9 wouldent that still have the same result? Cause it would be 3 negatives so it would be avoid not killing them, which would mean no would save them
Child asks “will you be my friend”
Gray proceeds to do a math equation to figure out which answer will kill them
Guy: Will you be my friend?
Gray: No
Guy: oh... **Leaves**
Next guy: *I need a sacrifice for the shadows will the previous guy work?*
6:24 If your doll is making footprints, it going missing is probably for the best
Yeah lol
Agreed!
Although, is worse to see a creepy doll in your room constantly?...
...or is it infinitely more terrifying to suddenly, inexplicably NOT see the creepy doll in your room?
“Yes”
- GrayStillPlays October 2019
Yes
Yes
No
Double negative
No more me 2019 comments
Guy:"Should I avoid choosing against following through with deciding to not abstain from killing my loved ones?"
Gray: ...no
Shouldn't it have been a yes?
I mean simplified its: Should I follow through with deciding to kill my loved ones?
Which i mean knowing grey the dark lord the answer is always yes when murder is involved
I had to work backwards to figure this one out. He's basically saying should he kill his loved ones. I believe 'no' was the correct answer.
Wait no gets them killed right? Because he basically says should I avoid choosing to not kill my family which means yes would make him choose his original plan and kill no one and no means he doesn’t follow that plan. Right? I find this hard to think about
Answer: Yes = Death, No = Happily Ever After.
Two negatives multiplied together make a positive. So:
Should I avoid (-) choosing against (-) following through with deciding to not (-) abstain (-) from killing my loved ones?
That’s 5 negatives... which means 4 of them cancel each other out leaving 1 negative remaining.
So to make it positive, the answer should be “no” to get rid of the final negative thus making the whole thing positive.
Should I avoid __ killing my loved ones? (Yes)
+ choosing against (answer becomes no)
+ following through with deciding to not (answer becomes yes again)
+ abstain (answer becomes no again)
Killing my loved ones?
Conclusion: To protect loved ones, say “No”.
when you wanna die
“Im tired of breathing”
Goin out like Diogenes.
13:16
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Firstly, YES
Secondly, nonbinary gang 😮
“That’s right!”
“Then you can get me three tickets to Crash Nebula!”
“Not right!”
I'm pretty sure it's the mayor from the Doomsday crisis line
"My neighbor stole some of my rugs."
Me: "They really tied the room together."
Badum boom tssssssssssssssssssssssss
1:04
Female carpet muncher😏
11:08 When he said "Can I fix it", I instinctively said Flextape. Didn't think that would actually be the answer
3:50
When you've already childproofed the house but they still get in
Lol
"Are you having fun?"
"...is this a fourth wall am i having fun playing this game, or is my character having fun getting people killed?"
"Actually, the answer is yes to both of thos questions!"
I'm just replying so u can see how many likes u got :3
I hope u still get notifications after 1 month
Wsp
Gray - “I can charge them when they’re alive, and then when I get them killed, I can charge them again”
Me - Damn, a quintessential Orzhov guild member if I’ve ever heard of one
Yep
I don't know what that is, but I think I already love it
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 it’s a guild from the Magic the Gathering universe, to summarize, it’s basically a guild full of bankers that’ll lend you money, and if you can’t pay it back in life, you serve them as a ghost or something even after you die, and you don’t leave until you’ve paid your debts
I feel like watching this video summoned demons in my house
SAME it makes me so unsettled I stopped watching (its currently paused)
hhh damn I felt like someone was watching me
Yes
12:06: Pft! I love how Gray's accent kicks in every now and then! XD
I don’t hear it
When all you want is a friend, and then some guy *sacrifices* you
oof
*K I N K Y*
Person: Should I become someone else?
Grey: Do you mean become someone else by learning a new language or gaining a new talent set, or by killing someone, skinning them, and wearing their epidermic skin like a costume?
.....
You know what, sure! Go ahead
Me: .....This is fine.....
Gotta get those coins.
@@GrayStillPlays Lol. Yep. How's ur day btw? Going well?
I just thought of skinning a human because of this comment.
My brain has produced very horrific imagery that will likely give me nightmares...😳
I like how you say ‘epidermic skin’. It implies that human have more skin that just the regular stuff.
@@riverwater4567 well...
8:04 yes. Because, in simple terms, because you traveled in time. In complex terms that actually explain things, banner when he’s explaining why they can’t get more pym particles in endgame.
Whenever Gray posts my heart screams "FLORIDA MAN" and i know it is time.
0:25 "every decision you make leads to inevitable death" now THATS how you start a video
"Oh, that's depressing............
you're still paying right?"
"Yesss!"
6:38
Mr.Krabbs
Lmao
When Gray actually TRIES to answer a question to help someone and still makes things worse... hahahaha
Card: 👍 What’s the Best Advice?
Me: No, no,no
*yes*
**eat children**
Add some salt for flavour there's too much sugar in them these days......*cough* diabetes *cough*
Audacity Lugzy put em’ on the stove and you got yourself dinner
@@lizardsempire5770 I suppose you can't be picky these days
@@longfordman6865 Uh, im just gonna stick around and see where this conversation goes...
@@BaileyChap you do that oh sexy one
13:43 I swear this outline looks just like the guy from the Doomsday Helpline, the one who's always yelling at you for spending money.
It's probably intentional! Both games are made by Portrait Prophecies!
{Sorry for this reply being 3 years late to the party lol}
5:37 I had that fear for the longest time.
Every time I looked up at the night sky I would suddenly feel like I was instead looking down into a bottomless pit an infinite expanse of nothingness, one wrong move and I would fall, fall farther and farther until distance and movement would loose all meaning.
Deep
You know that lonely guy should be thankful , you gave him a life long friend!
They are going to have a bad time...
Hi Sans
Anka Beck heya pal
I tHiNk Im AlLeRgIc To MySeLf
Same bro
Same
Mood
It's Lupus
@Man of Memes yes E YES E Wait dis not flamgo? Oh wrong channdel i go die now
“I think I’m allergic to myself”
Gray: Good
Gray: You quickly learn in this game not to ask any questions
Also Gray: *Keeps asking questions*
2:09 "This is a very innocuous question"
Cit. 😂
This reminds me of all the advice I give to my friends...
😂
Gray: No, Genocide I'm ok with. It's refusing to be friends with that one lonely guy that makes me feel bad
Me: That's an... Interesting set of morals you got there... But, hey, that's Gray for you. I'm not complaining.
Gray: I feel like I've been giving really good advice...
Me: but you just told someone to murder their neighbor... for... Stealing... a rug.
11:39 BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH
ITS YOUR FOOTSTEPS
The 4 dislikes are from people who survived grays advice
That's impossible. Nobody survives Gray's advice
@@johndunn6756 well you see apparently you have infinite lives if you accept gray's advice although you must continue to accept gray's advice
“Florida Man Sleeps With Another Florida Man’s Cake”
Yeah I could see that happening
Also if you see this, I hope I made you laugh
KawaiGirl 236 you didn’t make me laugh
@@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564 :(
Florida man kills other Florida man for sleeping with his cake. Frosting found at the crime scene.
Lmao
You did lol xD
8:21 what if that book is the medical book and they didnt like the surgery going wrong
It’s not moko’s advice it’s the “they had us in the first half ngl” The game!
Breaking news: death rate has increased to 100%
Surprise, death rate has actually always been 100%
@@nocensorship8092 well that makes sense
"I got Paid to Give People Terrible Advice"- ̶M̶o̶k̶o̶'̶s̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶i̶c̶e̶ Logan Paul Simulator
UNDERRATED
SHOTS FIRED!
6:47 ITS AN ALIEN!
“However, every single piece of advice you give will lead to something awful happening and everyone around you dying”
Gray: sounds like my kind of game
“So if I remove all the negatives... “
*proceeds to include ‘killing loved ones’*
(edit include not exclude)
it wouldve been funnier if exclude was the correct word
Person: "Should I go to the doctors?"
Gray: "No"
Game: "Brutally honest answer."
Gray: "NO! NO!"
7:35 Thanks for reassuring me
I've watched this one so many times, and I've figured out why it's entertaining: it's one of those games that, for sure once, has Gray actually trying to do as LITTLE damage as possible, because the inhabitants are suicidal and cannibalistic XD
For the one about killing her family, yes everyone did die...
Guy:"I think im allergic to myself.."
Me:"same.."
8:10 That would create a time paradox that would never stop.
12:00 I'd suppose that answering Yes to that one, that person says the same thing but with fire instead of water
You're the one youtuber that I can watch and be entertained by games I've never heard of or played :)
It's his fault that I've rekindled a passion for sim games. Primarily been playing The Guild 3 and Sims 4 lately.
4:58 even if it’s a fourth wall brake warning, Gray doesn’t give a damn 😂😂😂
7:56 basically one of the plot points in all the three routes from Fate stay night XD
“Travel is dangerous. I will go home and never go anywhere again.”
Gray- :o
Everyone from the future during the pandemic- ...
5:48 I had nightmares that the earth out of nowhere had anti gravity when I was little
Gray is the reason I stopped cutting. He is the reason I learned that that there is no reason to be depressed. Gray made me happy!
Edit: the Sims 4 videos cheer me up and thanks for everything
Mythical Unicorn me too! I found his planet coaster videos and I though they were the funniest thing. I come home from school everyday and I know I can be cheered up by Gray
That’s a good thing, don’t cut kids, or adults, or anybody
S u I c I d A l
*Yes*
@@platinumhuskiendurox3547 I found his sim videos
This figure looks so much like fisk in undertale 11:11
8:47
*ONION BOI*
No one:
Gray: Everything is like Florida.
10:15 Gray, you're looking at a roller coaster that you have once before created that became an animate object. It has come back to haunt you in your dreams because of what you have done to it.
4:40
It’s the war on rugs
"We've missed all the numbers in between"
"I am hungry. Should I eat something" is a question I ask every single day
Actually, yeah. I wish I had the presence of mind to ask that. I end up not eating for hours because I'm not paying attention.
2:14 that did go 0 to 900000 very quickly