Game Theory: How A Knife Can Win A Gun Fight! (Warface: Breakout)

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    It's time to get tactical!
    While playing through the new Warface: Breakout game, I got super interested in figuring out what the best weapon was in the game. So I set out to find which weapon would do the most damage and help you win. The answer is SHOCKING! Has anyone ever told you to never bring a knife to a gun fight? Well Theorists, they were WRONG! I'm about to prove that is EXACTLY what you should do... in a video game! Please don't get in dangerous fights, Theorists.
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  • @daniellopez-moya4648
    @daniellopez-moya4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7943

    “Grandma’s Knitting Needles,” God matpat really does have some of the best game design ideas.

  • @hoosjo856
    @hoosjo856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8614

    I actually low key hope Grandma’s Knitting Needle makes it into the game.

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    Warface: Breakout developers if you see this, add Grandma's knitting needles and I promise you your sales will triple.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tentuple

    • @warfacebreakout4274
      @warfacebreakout4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Actually a good idea to try out on April 1st!

    • @ryangonzalez8121
      @ryangonzalez8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@warfacebreakout4274 NO NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE MAKE IT TRULY REAL!!!!and make an armor that has flower texture so when combined it looks like your character is a grandma!

    • @yuvalshohat3836
      @yuvalshohat3836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You guys haven't tried the regular warface right? Get ready for a shitty p2w game with shitty developers that won't listen to a thing you say

    • @warfacebreakout4274
      @warfacebreakout4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@yuvalshohat3836 well, we do listen and our colleagues from other WF titles also. They will be happy to have a conversation about what made you unhappy - please, just ping st_vi
      #3221 in official Discord. As for F2P monetization model you mentioned - Breakout is B2P title with respectetive economics changes.

  • @hackcabuss9765
    @hackcabuss9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Imagine you see a guy sneaking up behind your team and he starts using grandmas knitting needles to kill your whole team

    • @kaseyangel1164
      @kaseyangel1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I would be utterly shocked and confused I'd also be laughing my head off as well 😂🤣

    • @liamanderson6318
      @liamanderson6318 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “GUYS RUN THAT GUY’S STACKED”
      “Whats he got”
      “GRANDMA’S KNITTING NEEDLES”

  • @DerpyCookie21
    @DerpyCookie21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    “Grandma’s knitting needles.” Me, a knitter: **Melee Assassin**

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me, a carver/whittler: *Ninja*

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calvinscarvings.66 Wrong.

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edward Bo and how is that?

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calvinscarvings.66 that wouldn't make you a ninja, simple as that, if your were a gardener/ farmer, then you would be.

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edward Bo ok and having knitting needles and being a knitter does?

  • @spaghettiman512
    @spaghettiman512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    Petition for My Games to add Grandma's knitting needles to the armory.

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Signed

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm the 319th like, (assumption that the voting system is likes).

    • @IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb
      @IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Signed, this is a great petition.

    • @Joe-uz4me
      @Joe-uz4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      375th

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb Agreed, this is among the greatest petitions in history.

  • @frezomereseraphim9164
    @frezomereseraphim9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Grandma's knitting needles actually does seem like an effective way to humiliate your enemies

    • @carolynapel3860
      @carolynapel3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes

    • @lostlogic6911
      @lostlogic6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Then as an added taunt, you knit a sweater for his dead body.

    • @Iwilleaturbabieslad
      @Iwilleaturbabieslad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s like getting killed by your grandma

    • @typryor2227
      @typryor2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Angel: “Hello, welcome to heaven brave soldier. So tell me, how did you die?”
      Soldier: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

    • @tqy8456
      @tqy8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes this is true

  • @TheFitnessHour
    @TheFitnessHour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “Knives only help you run faster when you’re on the pointy end”😂😂😂 touché mattpatt touché

    • @Icecream11882
      @Icecream11882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it touchè or touch e????

  • @Yulfyr
    @Yulfyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Enemy : *trying to steal cookies*
    Grandmama : "Oh hoho... sweet peach...What has Granny tell you bout cookies before dinner?"
    Enemy : "No!! Wait!! I'll put it back please!! I swear!!!"
    Grandmama : "Time to knit some scrafs ;> "

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: hey grandma I love these scarves what are they mad of?
      Grandma: a special material, don't worry it's all organic made with real animal products

    • @mrudhulaanuppalle759
      @mrudhulaanuppalle759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      turns on waffle maker with malicious intent

    • @leaker3576
      @leaker3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its a totally organic material from your brothers *whispers* "skin" now lets what you want for dinner pancake face

    • @mattshockley9294
      @mattshockley9294 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: hey Gramma why do these scarves feel odd?
      Grandma: organic material :)
      Me: *enderman teleports away as crying child*
      Grandma: well sweetie couldn't handle scarves being made of human flesh.

  • @oefest5252
    @oefest5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Run from, dread it
    *The Grandma Needle always arrives*

  • @GayForklift
    @GayForklift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Does stab ouch hurt more than bullet ouch?” lol I died when I saw that

  • @unnamed7225
    @unnamed7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is how I realized how my grandma survived wars.

  • @thecman7545
    @thecman7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I'll only play this game if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" is added.

    • @LittleAcoustic_YT
      @LittleAcoustic_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agreed. If I hear they are added I will 100% buy it. Might not play but I will show support lol

    • @1dk569
      @1dk569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same i will play it

    • @rahulsawant_pikachu
      @rahulsawant_pikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mee too xD just for grandma's knitting needles

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I will buy it as well only if the knitting needles are added

    • @LaurenLost
      @LaurenLost 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @x4narizu4x
    @x4narizu4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Ok ok real talk. Ill actually play this game if Grandmas Knitting Needles become a thing

    • @ShiranaiNeko
      @ShiranaiNeko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same and I hate playing shooters on console

    • @x4narizu4x
      @x4narizu4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ShiranaiNeko yeah thats not what I said. Interject your own unrelated opinions on someone else's comment

    • @doran2003
      @doran2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if the Devs are like: "Sounds funny, why not" then they are totaly my Cup of Tea. Dammit now i have to follow them so that i can find out if it Happens :)

    • @executer24z76
      @executer24z76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Prays for that to happen*

    • @ulgha4927
      @ulgha4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

  • @zebzoid317
    @zebzoid317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I literally thought that when mat said “grandmas knitting needles” he had a sponsor related to that

  • @aaaaahhh6647
    @aaaaahhh6647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Someone: ( get stabbed in the back with two needles)
    Grandma: get wrecked sonny

  • @nerdysniper6194
    @nerdysniper6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Moral of the story: grandmas are as deadly as guns and only outranked in danger by explosions

    • @idothings4091
      @idothings4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dweebie seems dangerous to me m.th-cam.com/video/jEexefuB62c/w-d-xo.html

    • @fanatique1914
      @fanatique1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay, hear me out- grandma's equipped with grenades.

    • @leoncaples2947
      @leoncaples2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that new Watch Dogs game is spot on then? Cool

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I know why Nail Bombs exist!

    • @R4nd0m4F
      @R4nd0m4F 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idothings4091 Ok dat got me good i was like hm prob some small explosions coming but then the 1 sec BOOM

  • @giradstevencanete5815
    @giradstevencanete5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Knives only make you run faster if you're at the pointy end" That made me chuckle

  • @godz3717
    @godz3717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Game Theory is the show that teaches us that sometimes grandma is the real assassin.

  • @iv689
    @iv689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:35
    As someone who played Far Cry 3 and knows about this knife, this was a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @Time_X_1234
    @Time_X_1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    *Everbody was fighting with knives, while wearing soft body armor, till Grandma walks into the bar.*

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grandma walks back out after a few drinks, having silenced the mob of ruffians. She looks at her pair of knitting needles and smiles. They have served her well today, and many times before.

    • @zaimzainal6635
      @zaimzainal6635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrstorch5068 😆

    • @christofosmith4883
      @christofosmith4883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grandma: Ima show you the real deal stuff.

  • @skelaboi01
    @skelaboi01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    “Hey there sonny. That’s some nice armor you got there. You might want to backup otherwise you’ll find out why I love to knit so much.”

    • @destinylubbe6482
      @destinylubbe6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Low key heard that in your narrators pervy voice

    • @vetteslave9095
      @vetteslave9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "knit"

    • @atomicks3467
      @atomicks3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @pinkchicken are u stupid or dumb? thats the american way of spelling armor and the comment isnt edited

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atomicks3467 are u stupid or dumb? When they say English, they mean British-English.

    • @zig7928
      @zig7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone, your fighting over the way a stranger on the internet spelled the word armor.Think about that.....

  • @mortIsHere
    @mortIsHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thing about the Karambit is that because of its curved blade it can easily stab through the side of the armor, which as you said is a weak point, and when you pull it out you it would leave a gaping slash wound because of the curved blade once again.

  • @mico4464
    @mico4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Grandma's Knitting Needle" sounds like an easter egg in some other games lol

  • @mctalicat1306
    @mctalicat1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    Over the years, MatPat has been teaching his audience how to survive:
    • pandemic crises (like a zombie outbreak)
    • TH-cam (as both creator and consumer)
    • literal gunfights (also see his *ancient* medkits video)
    • dates with real people (one frying pan is enough, though)
    • the all consuming rise of Disney (without losing all your money in the process)
    • and MORE
    The man and his research team have the beefiest brains for surviving 2020 and beyond
    EDIT: please add more to this list, I want as comprehensive a list of this stuff as possible!

    • @mohammednajl5950
      @mohammednajl5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Scams too

    • @samanthacarmical6294
      @samanthacarmical6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And freaking killer robots that somehow are possessed by vengeful children 😅

    • @mingchen7704
      @mingchen7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      honestly, I think he has made the sacrifice for us, so we may survive, while he being marked by every major organization in existence
      Military (teaching us how to counter BP armors)
      Government (pretty sure they have a few bones with him as well at this point)
      Disney (need I say more?)
      Skynet (or just evil AI in general)
      Aliens,
      evil scientist wishing for world domination using bio-engineer weapons
      some hidden Necromancer plotting their undead uprising take over.
      for humanity's future and survival, MatPat had bestowed upon us the knowledge at the risk of making himself the target. All hail our savior MatPat. #SaviorPat2020

    • @wisvai279
      @wisvai279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      • The hunger games

    • @nylaaa8310
      @nylaaa8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also how to survive the literal HUNGER GAMES

  • @marvinjames1849
    @marvinjames1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Me: hey gran gran
    Grandma: yes sweetie?
    Me: can I borrow your needles?
    Grandma: why?
    Me: *I gotta go to war*

    • @waffleandchickeneater1928
      @waffleandchickeneater1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Grandma: Ok, but make sure you pick up some milk on your way back! Also, here's a scarf i made for you.

    • @alexandriaclark4012
      @alexandriaclark4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grandma says or then her grabs needles that cut anything

    • @depressoespresso5774
      @depressoespresso5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @lazarlazarwantfiveothemyeet mysecondaccount but would larger needles really be good at sliding their way through the fibers??

    • @tqy8456
      @tqy8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd

  • @johnlegbert1111
    @johnlegbert1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I manufacture ballistic vests and I can tell you for a fact, the poly weave we use for bullet resistance is ABSOLUTELY stab resistant. Anything wider than a sewing needle is going to have a very hard time getting thru that stuff. And even then we have to use a specially designed sewing machine to get thru that material.

  • @eoingeorge4176
    @eoingeorge4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No matter how old this video is, it's still relevant that teams are never balanced in classes. As a support medic, this makes me go insane.

  • @im.g4ce
    @im.g4ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Developer: Let's make the grandma knitting needle
    Player: AAA crap, I got killed by a freaking grandma

    • @justafrogontheinterwebs8171
      @justafrogontheinterwebs8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Game: You were killed by player Ethel333

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Been playing since the cretaceous boiiiiiii!!"
      -Grandma (probably)

    • @stepgames7698
      @stepgames7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is out of context but I appreciate the ritsu pfp

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too don't like tripple A crap

  • @ohjoy915
    @ohjoy915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    MatPat: Researches for this video
    FBI agent: Oh this guy again

    • @kale3144
      @kale3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly, the FBI allows MatPat everything ATP

    • @HammerDemonn
      @HammerDemonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MatPat: Research’s for this video
      FBI agent: FBI! Open up!

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fun fact: FBI doesn't flag this stuff. That's our job here at the NSA.

    • @SimplyAnExistence
      @SimplyAnExistence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Payperheirplain
      That is a fun fact tbh

    • @ihavenolife8651
      @ihavenolife8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Payperheirplain implying that you work at the nsa although if you did it would be illegal to release that information?

  • @elmik1351
    @elmik1351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why does this video feel like it was made in 2016? It just gives me the old school game theory vibes and i love it!

  • @nella_paulina
    @nella_paulina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Me in a fight: * brings a nail gun * haha, thanks Matt

    • @sz_b_zstechnix7523
      @sz_b_zstechnix7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      take scrapnel nades. those will most surtainly pack a punch~

    • @woodrew5415
      @woodrew5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same thought. Bring a nail gun to a riot

    • @trashpanda1999
      @trashpanda1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There used to be a nail gun weapon in cod

    • @kaydennguyen9823
      @kaydennguyen9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bring a Requiem arrow
      -Giorno Giovanna Probably

    • @dakuraita9456
      @dakuraita9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My family has an old nail gun that has to turn on a large machine in order to use the nail gun. Imagine having to lug a large pressurizer just to fire those nails lmao

  • @chucknorris2837
    @chucknorris2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    *swat team breaks in my house*
    *Swat team* "we have you surrounded and we are wearing body armor"
    Me:*LAUGHS IN NAIL GUN*

    • @theartisticweeb9492
      @theartisticweeb9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      the crusader *yells in grandma’s knitting needles*

    • @Mr_Rykes
      @Mr_Rykes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *LAUGHS IN HEADPHONE JACK*

    • @Zynet_Eseled
      @Zynet_Eseled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That...wait...actually, that does explain why in battlefield hardline, the nail gun is so powerful. Considering it fires incredibly sharp projectiles, they can certainly pierce traditional kevlar body armor.

    • @Jurassic1705
      @Jurassic1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah laughs whilst knitting

    • @owo4288
      @owo4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 4

  • @DeltaXV16
    @DeltaXV16 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    MatPat teaching us how to take down military units in heavy armor is crazy. I absolutely adore it.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro is so accurate it hurts.

  • @bobjoe7647
    @bobjoe7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    oh man "P.E.W.P.E.W" got me real good. laughed for a solid 10 min

    • @wowkay6220
      @wowkay6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #Pewdiepie

    • @foggyarrowz7759
      @foggyarrowz7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wowkay6220 no

    • @residententiy
      @residententiy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foggy NightZ yes

    • @bogiesmigforl1
      @bogiesmigforl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really don't think you should be laughing that long

  • @MattariOnline
    @MattariOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    I'm just saying, if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" makes it into the game, I'll legit get and play this game in a heartbeat lol

  • @zebjensen4251
    @zebjensen4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's kinda like how chainmail or ringmail as it was actually called was good at stopping swords and stuff but not spears or arrows.

  • @kimwalsh886
    @kimwalsh886 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro your the only one that will make a simple question into a complacated question, i love it.

  • @loafofbread5465
    @loafofbread5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Soldiers be like: "Hey did you bring your grandma's knitting needles?"

    • @caleba8645
      @caleba8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes..........why

    • @caleba8645
      @caleba8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      does your grandma need them

    • @CT--sh4xw
      @CT--sh4xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The maker of this vest knit them neatly, and I'm gonna undo it with Nan's knitting needles and dad's 9 inch nail gun

    • @gachakai7218
      @gachakai7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yEs tO mAkE a mAsSaCrE

    • @mrblunderbuss4843
      @mrblunderbuss4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@caleba8645 the bullest resitant vests are not spike proof, spike proof armour is rare, and knitting needles count as spikes and can penetrate bullet and stab resistant armour

  • @Arctic7985
    @Arctic7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Me: Sees knitting needles are effective against kevlar.
    This whole Skyrim grandma thing is getting out of hand

    • @Nautiliam
      @Nautiliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, he didn't say it's effective against kevlar but against polyethylene fibers made soft armor

    • @Verto2
      @Verto2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nautiliam isn't kevlar also a kind of viber?

    • @james737er
      @james737er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Verto No the PE fibers are different. Kevlar is stronger and tighter than the Polyethylene fibers. Not just fibers in general. Fiber. fiBer.

    • @andrewmurray9701
      @andrewmurray9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@james737er I had to read your name several times to figure out what was going on.

  • @user-vt2ih1iq3u
    @user-vt2ih1iq3u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "In real life Knives only help you run better if you happen to be in the pointy end"

  • @silverwolf28
    @silverwolf28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It always feels great when Matpat's getting onto something and you know before he says it

  • @yesno5602
    @yesno5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I’m too early that most of the comments are bots saying “who else is a fan of *insert random youtuber *”

    • @Shock3d
      @Shock3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Before may

    • @Starr_Beam
      @Starr_Beam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The problem of being faster than the speed of light is that you always live in darkness

    • @thatloseraids3480
      @thatloseraids3480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who else is a fan of wadzee

    • @thecrazycapmaster
      @thecrazycapmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such is the struggle of the notification squad 😅

    • @itzsquishy3712
      @itzsquishy3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir Nerdy are you a member of the wahwah army?

  • @xiv2398
    @xiv2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    When Warface actually adds the Knitting Needles, Add a Grandma skin. Maybe the other team will feel guilty
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      only until the grandma destroys them XD

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As if both teams wouldn't be full grandma

    • @jamaicanfootfungus1204
      @jamaicanfootfungus1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MURDEROUS GRANDMA

    • @kryptyk8993
      @kryptyk8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abrakadabra4966 Dude, if that's the case make a retirement home map, or a custom end screen emote, where you're using one of those really old walkers. But yea, both teams, full grandma. It would have to be like a super high level unlock.

    • @hotpotato1895
      @hotpotato1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

  • @joshuanovak1028
    @joshuanovak1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing better than an ad with Matt pats voice before an entire episode of Matt Pat!

  • @smjacob.
    @smjacob. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And in that call we can all relate that TheDooo made a joke about Make A Wish right in front of MatPat lmao

  • @Arda0801
    @Arda0801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Imagine Grandma’s Knitting needles are added to one of the most toxic communities ever such as CSGO

    • @magnoliaalvesdossantos8001
      @magnoliaalvesdossantos8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that would be good lmao

    • @saltywhite
      @saltywhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It dose bonus shame damage

    • @vicejacob776
      @vicejacob776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saltywhite that's not how you spell does

    • @battledroidmk129
      @battledroidmk129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vicejacob776
      Cuul

    • @kerricklogan3801
      @kerricklogan3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vicejacob776 You forgot to put a period at the end of the sentence.

  • @jacktribble5778
    @jacktribble5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I presume the whole “knitting needle” concept is how flechettes work? (Most commonly seen in an armor penetrating shotgun shell that launches tiny needle like darts instead of the traditional rounded pellets)

    • @RadiationReactor
      @RadiationReactor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. Won't do a lot of damage like buckshot or a slug from a shotgun or FMJ or hollow points from pistols and rifles.

    • @ericageisel6794
      @ericageisel6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did not know those types of bullets exist thx

    • @micajango4177
      @micajango4177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i got an effective weapon. An italian dagger called a stiletto. Its got no blade but a really fine point.

    • @orionfoxx1954
      @orionfoxx1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one thing I hate is he didn’t mention that you can just avoid the armor, so karambit would prolly be best bc of the deep cuts

    • @stevenpeven258
      @stevenpeven258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orion Foxx the problem is knowing where to attack to avoid the armour, which isn’t always possible in real world scenarios

  • @pasha6753
    @pasha6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you refuse grandma’s cookies

  • @TurboCZ
    @TurboCZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    matpat I like your theories but Karambit can be used as 1 hit KO by hookyng the neck because it is not protected by a vest

  • @shuliu4804
    @shuliu4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    NAIL-gun: “I am inevitable”

    • @GorillaWar3
      @GorillaWar3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      scout from tf2 abandonned the nail gun, smh

    • @rubiepie
      @rubiepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Laughs in tf2 Classic.

    • @mgamerpapadakis1448
      @mgamerpapadakis1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Railway rifle.

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mgamerpapadakis1448 from fallout 4

    • @anuj8955
      @anuj8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait there are nail gun

  • @Jotrgo
    @Jotrgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Mat Pat: I may have over thought this game... a little to much
    Mat Pat 2 years ago: *Literally makes a theory about a meme*

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wich one?

    • @macmadness5932
      @macmadness5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I could miss my guess, but i think it was the buff-suki meme from doki doki litterature club.

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s made theories on multiple memes

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tarkanamastecito probably the super saiyan shaggy

    • @cerbyss
      @cerbyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *makes a theory on luigi's pp size*

  • @noobbutteryt9801
    @noobbutteryt9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My cat was licking the back of my head for like five minutes during this

  • @samyang2550
    @samyang2550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good god a whole episode on an ad what commitment good job mat pat

  • @Kirbybros1
    @Kirbybros1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    People who use Knives and Riot shields in Call of Duty: “Allow us to introduce our selves.”

    • @SgtIndustrial
      @SgtIndustrial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Call of duty: am I a joke to you?

    • @brandonwilde8988
      @brandonwilde8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *knives and selves

    • @RoyalInspiration
      @RoyalInspiration 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brandon Wilde Just let the guy say selfs

    • @Kirbybros1
      @Kirbybros1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandon Wilde sometimes you gotta live with your mistakes and learn from them.
      Edit: Screw it, it bugs me.

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah bruh. Sheilds are cheating

  • @breanna6257
    @breanna6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I think “Grandma’s knitting needle” was Matpat’s way of making a Sherlock video without actually making a Sherlock video.

    • @iterumconare4258
      @iterumconare4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's a Sherlock video?

    • @Goldspeedywolf
      @Goldspeedywolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Irwin woosh

    • @breanna6257
      @breanna6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iterumconare4258 Matpat constantly references BBC's Sherlock within his videos, but he has never actually made a video about the series.

  • @jcbarron2783
    @jcbarron2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    grandmas knitting needle: is the best choice
    Spy: another lightsaber for my collection

  • @onyyxcornish3907
    @onyyxcornish3907 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:46
    I appreciate the actual runes on the knife, great detail! I'm not super rune-savey however I think they're protection and safe travel runes!

  • @TAGfrost
    @TAGfrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Grandma's Knitting Needle, Though some may think it may not do much damage, it can puncture a lung or other vital organs causing internal bleeding and other effects not easily seen from an external wound. Most often, this causes slow painful death if not caught in time. If pierced in compressed areas like near the belts, may cause damage to occur after you remove the armor at the end of the day.
    (I watch murder mysteries like Sherlock and Detective Conan. Both have had episodes on Needles and Ice Picks.)

    • @HanyouDark
      @HanyouDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was just thinking as i read "hm this reminds me of a detectiv conan episode", when i saw the end of your comment. a person of culture as well

    • @nerobiblios4086
      @nerobiblios4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People greatly underestimate the deadliness of long needles.

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a shark piece of metal, of course it would do damage

    • @northwoodsrailproductions4538
      @northwoodsrailproductions4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just modify a nail gun to fire knitting needles, long distance home made spike launcher

    • @coopersutherland8550
      @coopersutherland8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude.
      Wtf.

  • @TheIrrelevantYT
    @TheIrrelevantYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Just imagine a grandma on the battlefield, cackling maniacally and dashing around at blazing speeds with oversized knitting needles, stabbing her enemies with little mercy.
    "Honey dearest, you shouldn't be shooting at frail women like me."

    • @TheGreatAshenOne
      @TheGreatAshenOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh god thats terrifying

    • @nerdynate
      @nerdynate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *maniacal laugh intensifies* Dearest, you've chosen the wrong grandma to Knit with!

    • @shrek5485
      @shrek5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Shes Naruto running at 900 miles per hour stabbing her enemies with needles and wearing her sweater that she made

    • @sirwaddlesdeethird7186
      @sirwaddlesdeethird7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shrek5485 scientist proved naruto run makes you slower try nezuko upside down V pose run.

    • @shuliu4804
      @shuliu4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *RESPECT YOUR ELDERS*

  • @ivanllanes3607
    @ivanllanes3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    58 seconds and it allready has me loving it.

  • @BulletsThroughDoves
    @BulletsThroughDoves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:08
    *flashbacks to when Gerard said "It's pretty stabby" at the Return show*

  • @leofong1382
    @leofong1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Breaking News: New grandma bingo team gunning down authorities with modified knitting needle rifles.

  • @carelessdreamer
    @carelessdreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    So what you’re saying is that I should wear medieval armor at all hours of the day to avoid getting mugged?

    • @EmdenGoose
      @EmdenGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes. yes he is.

    • @einarsagbakkenorkelbog4985
      @einarsagbakkenorkelbog4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ᗷᑌT ᘜᖇᗩᑎᗪᗰᗩ ᑕᗩᑎ ՏTIᒪᒪ ᑭIᗴᖇᑕᗴ Tᕼᗴ Տᗰᗩᒪᒪ ᒍOIᑎTՏ

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chainmail armour has small holes in it. Knitting needles are going right through that stuff.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sleepy-yp4wx That is why you wear silk!

    • @Lene-ez9qp
      @Lene-ez9qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well the first gun was made in medieval times. But apparently it was a big problem for those who had a castle.

  • @machucyst
    @machucyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    imagine going to war then your enemy's grandma stabbed you for bullying his grandson

  • @artiompokidysev1627
    @artiompokidysev1627 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, that was the best transition from an ad to the topic, Nice!

  • @tsktsktusk5584
    @tsktsktusk5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The knitting needle is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...

  • @Rickoshea452
    @Rickoshea452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Theory: how do the plants in ‘Plants Vs Zombies” exist

    • @fishecake2794
      @fishecake2794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      they just do

    • @arealisticbeautystandard8920
      @arealisticbeautystandard8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that's a good idea. matpat should do that theory.

    • @JShepLord
      @JShepLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zombie's exist, so it's feasible that the same thing that brought the dead back to life also brought the plants to life.

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn’t there an explanation? Like Crazy Dave spilled something on the plants and they came to life or something like that

    • @Architector_4
      @Architector_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatonesentientbagel4043
      Sure, but what did he spill? What is that good stuff made out of? What if a human drinks it?

  • @quincejuicewalrusflavor5422
    @quincejuicewalrusflavor5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matpat: Trys his best to make the game seem unique
    Me, who plays COD and PUBG:

  • @spacedragon8929
    @spacedragon8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watching that last bit as a 16yo with an extensive collection of knitting supplies was wild

  • @zordxros
    @zordxros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Ok matpat, you convinced me. I'll bring my grandma knitting needles next time when I return to school.

    • @endernightthedrokain1770
      @endernightthedrokain1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hol up!

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@endernightthedrokain1770 it's just to defend against the quiet kid

    • @mekofox3528
      @mekofox3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just straight up said "oh no!" out loud and my parents thought that it was actually something serious I'm so embarrassed rn XD

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wut? Oh no

    • @spaz_taz4910
      @spaz_taz4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/cursedcomments

  • @_half
    @_half 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The knitting needle;
    Old school
    Classic
    Deadly
    Yes I’ve been rewatching Ahoy

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Silent
      Compact
      14 inches of pure steel
      The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman.

    • @lumineaether1494
      @lumineaether1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OCD

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _zumzumzum transition sound_
      The date is 1100 BC.
      Egyptian army is in a need for a new close combat weapon, to replace the old bronze swords.
      _zumzumzum transition sound_
      The knitting needle was invented by Sinuhe Egyptian.
      At first, it was popular with knitters for its effective and simple usage in knitting.
      After a couple of years, things would be different.
      _zumzumzum_
      It's 2020. Sinuhe's weapon arouse interest among militaries around the world, for it's unique look and armour-penetrating stopping power.
      Its design is, actually quite perfect.
      Reliable, durable, mobile.
      And top of all else,
      It never runs out of ammo.
      _dudududu dududududu_
      Silent
      Compact
      14 inches, of pure steel
      The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman.
      _Yes I did write an entire episode of Iconic Arms about knitting needles_

    • @_half
      @_half 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aurinkomakkara Ahoy, hire this man

  • @SHROUD_15_
    @SHROUD_15_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just genuis. I've always questioned this.

  • @echothealien9740
    @echothealien9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So, theoretically, a nail gun might be more effective in a shootout then a gun

    • @kahlil2638
      @kahlil2638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skullman. yeah but even they it’ll be a very superficial wound unless you’re like putting it to their heart point blank and stamping it into their Kevlar

  • @reemelattal946
    @reemelattal946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Swat team : hands in the air get down on the floor
    Grandma : no , i dont think i will

    • @maryrosenicerio2486
      @maryrosenicerio2486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call the ambulance But not for me

    • @shadowslash7732
      @shadowslash7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grandma: Mostly because I'll break my back if I try, but I also got this knitting needle so no.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grandma doesn't want to dance with us

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Grandma's knitting needles"
    Ah yes, the sweater is defeated by the knitting tools

    • @emildons7189
      @emildons7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh. Thanks

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I brought you into this world, and by God I can take you out of it!"

    • @athospellegrini6886
      @athospellegrini6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * smacks lips * noice the delectable taste of irony.

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You cannot surpass the creator

  • @doggodiggin
    @doggodiggin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Matpat when you described the karambit you don't attack down with it you strike up so it penetrates the opponent and the blade gets stuck into the armor then it becomes more effective and more deadly.

  • @lopty7883
    @lopty7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy: never bring a knife to a gun fight
    Mat: well yes but no

  • @lucaspetty5990
    @lucaspetty5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    2020: Us soldiers be bringing guns and knives
    2025: Us soldiers be raiding grandams house for ww3

    • @hahani17
      @hahani17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I'm sorry ma'am, but we need your supply of army weapons."

    • @WhatAFatRat
      @WhatAFatRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hahani17 Don't forget the cookies

    • @uselessweeb6505
      @uselessweeb6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro its knitting

    • @nataliamidzio
      @nataliamidzio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hahani17 "What army weopons? Young man, I'm not a criminal."

    • @joshuaobryan4896
      @joshuaobryan4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nataliamidzio did we say army weapons, we mean knitting needles

  • @thatguycalledjah4917
    @thatguycalledjah4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "What harm is she gonna do? She's just an o- OH GOD SHE'S GOT A NEEDLE"
    *Killed By grandma1965*

  • @derrickwiedemann7019
    @derrickwiedemann7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just for clarification, hand gun bullets tend to be bigger than most rifle calibers. Like the most commonly used round in US military side arms today is the 9mm. That's .357 inches, compared to the rifle cartridge being a 5.56mm projectile, or .223 inches. Hand gun rounds are slower than rifle rounds, but typically, they are bigger. Even looking at it in weight, a standard 9mm weighs 7 grams, where as the 5.56 weighs 4.02 grams. Pistol bullets are typically bigger, but they are considerably slower.
    For fairness, another common rifle cartridge is 7.62 nato, 7.62mm, or .308 inches, but weighs 10 grams, 3 grams more than the 9mm.

  • @night3yiscool480
    @night3yiscool480 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how MatPat tied the ad with the actual video.

  • @silver7215
    @silver7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    MatPat: that’s me, the MVP, definitely
    Me: press X to doubt

  • @marcello1186
    @marcello1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    The US: spent millions of dollar on military spending and bulletproff vest
    Grandma's knitting neddle: I'm about to ruin this country whole carrier

    • @Roch10Family
      @Roch10Family 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @pinkchicken it's a joke...

    • @LividSky
      @LividSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pinkchicken A terrible uneducated joke but a joke that you aren’t supposed to take seriously

    • @kingmkg1235
      @kingmkg1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pinkchicken bet you’re fun at parties

    • @Stonegoal
      @Stonegoal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not true. Military gear is soft armor to sorta hold up the plate. If you are not wearing the plates you are out of uniform.
      Basicly all rifle rounds go threw soft armor. 9mm will be stopped by soft armor, everything else is very iffy but most likely will not be stopped. You are hoping they are hollow point.

    • @Roch10Family
      @Roch10Family 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @pinkchicken so what? Why do you care how he spells a word. Are you that miserable?

  • @Markcrazeer
    @Markcrazeer ปีที่แล้ว

    Portable drama is absolutely a gamer tag I could see widdle actor matpat use.

  • @armandbier2502
    @armandbier2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Team fortress 2:Hey, I've seen this one!
    Warface: Breakout: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

  • @LazyTurtle921
    @LazyTurtle921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I can picture it now: "You were killed by _______ using knitting needles."
    Best joke ever

    • @matthewwilliams8267
      @matthewwilliams8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You were killed by TheLegend27 using Knitting Needles.
      You killed NoobMaster69 with Knitting Needles!

    • @scurra6566
      @scurra6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You were killed by SkyrimGrandma using Knitting Needles

    • @nicholasplese292
      @nicholasplese292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Grandma’s death”

  • @Nostalgia_Train01
    @Nostalgia_Train01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    MatPat: "I've been told by certain legally minded individuals on this channel..."
    Me: "Wait wait wait. Do you mean to tell me that legal authorities are just sitting over your shoulder as you record? Creepy"

    • @Valvex_
      @Valvex_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Together with him in the closet

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After his recent web searches yes, yes they do.

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to nickname my 16-month-old "portable_drama"

  • @_Glitched.Gamer_
    @_Glitched.Gamer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody gangsta till grandma brings knitting needles to the gun fight

  • @ondaw1482
    @ondaw1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    2:34 So your team calls you spray and pray. Well that's nothing, cause my team calls me deadlock.(Mostly because by the the time I lock onto my enemy, I'm already dead.)

    • @josephstalin7801
      @josephstalin7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My teammates always have called me "md" which stands for medic dozer because in games like battlefield, tf2, and rainbow six siege I'm a medic character while in games like payday 2, battlefront 2, and call of duty I'm the very definition of the bulldozer while yelling into the mic sometimes "make way for the dozer."

    • @smallgyro4932
      @smallgyro4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have no games i can play a team on :P

    • @khairinazrin
      @khairinazrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smallgyro4932 same

    • @jplayzsfsandmore3173
      @jplayzsfsandmore3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My team calls me jump and bump of just the assassin cause I like to sneak attack

    • @AG45.
      @AG45. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smallgyro4932 u probably have TF2-

  • @nixgalexa7244
    @nixgalexa7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    10:54 Back in Ye Olde Days, leather armor used to be worn with silk underneath. This was because good silk was woven so well that piercing it was difficult. Leather was slash-resistant but not good for being pierced with a blade. Silk could be slashed right through, so people who wore leather armor wore silk underneath to be protected from both forms of attack. That is if they could afford the materials.

    • @salimaa9209
      @salimaa9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice to know thanks.

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saddly that almost no one used leather armor, they use gambeson armor which is way cheaper and easier to make and repair

    • @kakouhai7162
      @kakouhai7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "if they could afford"
      Hit me hard man

    • @TyrIceveins
      @TyrIceveins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheZenytram and a bullet resistant vest is the same thing except on a smaller scale.

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gambeson actually holds up pretty well against sharp objects. It's just pointy stuff (i.e. spears) that you had to worry about. And that is why you use a shield.
      Also, even though Medieval Europe didn't use leather as a primary form of protection, they did use it in the making of Brigandine, which is comprised of many tiny metal plates riveted to an outer layer of leather.

  • @dr.bright4198
    @dr.bright4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its 4 am and im seeing a 2 month old video about how knifes is better a gun to a armor

  • @cameronallmon
    @cameronallmon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the idea, if I hear they add Grandma's Knitting Needle I might have to check it out from pure loyalty

  • @terrorghost2027
    @terrorghost2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "grandma's knitting needles"?
    how about john wick's pencils.

    • @scottandkameronklosterman8927
      @scottandkameronklosterman8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
      They're the same picture

    • @hatr5046
      @hatr5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you guys seen my dog lately?

    • @cloakx3640
      @cloakx3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too OP.

    • @The_Wanderer_is
      @The_Wanderer_is 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont want a autograph of john wick...

    • @captainrayquaza80
      @captainrayquaza80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Graphite would actually break after a few times of use and it wouldnt deliver as much damage

  • @caitlinb1657
    @caitlinb1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Never knowing the games doesn’t affect the enjoyment of the theories 🤣

  • @nikitakarkavin8384
    @nikitakarkavin8384 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matpat, engineer have special plates in this game that they use to fix armour of other soldiers, the plates that engineer are carrying are used in HARD ARMOUR.

  • @enilorat5829
    @enilorat5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Still waiting for that Valorant lore theory, as a regular player I know there’s a deeper story

  • @poketdoom
    @poketdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Calling a game ‘the tiktok of fps’ isn’t exactly a compliment