A plastic bag under water. Not one person invilved in this film, writer, director or a producer had the thought that this might be the dumbest idea ever? Amazing.
First of all, if you gripped a Coke machine amidst a fiery explosion, that would not provide enough cover. You would be completely singed. Even if the fire DID decide to leave them alone for some reason, Rodman's hands would be completely scalded. Also, the baby would probably have it's eardrums blown out from both the motorcycle and the explosion. Dear Lord do I love movie logic.
Man, coming to this channel to watch classic Nostalgia Critic gives me a certain feeling. The feeling like a wistful affection for the past. It's on the tip of my brain, but I can't seem to remember the word.
It's a shame. Dennis Rodman actually has a lot of personality, he's a pretty decent actor. And I'm not gonna lie... I wouldn't have minded seeing him in more bullshit movies like this. The Critic's right, that ending was fucking spectacular.
I remember seeing this movie rent on the self at BlockBuster. I was bored out of my mind and desperately wanted something to watch and I still wouldn't pick it up because I thought to myself there us no way in hell this movie can be good. This review has proven me right. Thanks!
You know, I'm actually glad that Ad Block doesn't work on TGWTG's website anymore, since it frees him up for more creative and ambitious sketches to make the show better. Only found out 2 months after my comment got out. Keep up the good work, live long and prosper plentifully. May the force be with you, Doug Walker. ;-)
I watch them on TH-cam because all my browsers have a problem loading videos on the Blip.tv format. However, stolen video or not, the Nostalgia Critic is still awesome.
that whole bit at the end where Doug is freaking out about the final death scene and he's screaming at the top of his lungs....reminded me of Daniel Stern in the Home Alone movies....oh yea, and Bryan Cranston in certain Malcolm In The Middle episodes.. lol
Though they were made years apart from each other, it's fun to imagine that it's the same carnival that Timothy Dalton's James Bond from The Living Daylights is at.
Maybe because we hate to see the fucking Denny's ad pop up in the middle of the video that you can't skip. I just want to see my Nostalgia Critic without any annoyance from the world's most famous heart attack diner.
At 16:36, I totally thought the Critic had added the Coke machines to make fun of them. After Rodman grabbed it, I realized that he hadn't. What crappy product placement.
Other than starring Van Damme and Dennis Rodman for the leads, I personally shocked by the fact that this film was directed by Tsui Hark. Cultural barriers? I don't think so, because, what about Ang Lee and John Woo?
A plastic bag under water. Not one person invilved in this film, writer, director or a producer had the thought that this might be the dumbest idea ever? Amazing.
My favorite part in this review is: "You son of a WHEEEEEE, you shot my WHEEEEE, I'll have my revenge WHOOO-HOO!"
Cyber Monks can't be made into a movie, it'd be frying the coke.
The coca cola product placements are killing me here...
Feels like coca cola should have been on the front cover.
BOOMER WILL LIVE
it's even better than the tivo product placement on tropic thunder
jesus tadeo lerma rodriguez I disagree
Chairs are terrifying. I can prove it to you by asking you to watch 11 drunk guys play Slender. They pretty much crapped their pants after seeing one.
The coliseum blew up...but WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!?!?
Dontreadthis2011 4 years since this comment was posted but I'll reply anyway... BOOMER WILL LIVE!!
Looks like "Frying the Coke" didn't work out as a meme.
Because he pointed out he was trying to make it a meme. It *NEVER* works when you point out it's gonna become a meme.
Cooking the coke would've sounded better. Missed opportunity imo
knowyourmeme.com/memes/frying-the-coke well
***** yep
MrBWhite88 I seen it like 5 times in one year, its exist but barly used.
next youll be telling me "I am the law"
LAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!! Lol, that next gets old XD
The good old days. When NC made good reviews on bad movies instead of bad reviews on decent movies
Real
Ghost rider 2 was decent? the lorax?
Well...matrix was a decent movie...but still...my opinion feels confused o_o
***** Hello Darkness, my old friend.
for me, Quest for Camelot was very decent and Enjoyable for me :)
I even have to admit. As bad as this movie is, that epic explosion in the coliseum is just FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
First of all, if you gripped a Coke machine amidst a fiery explosion, that would not provide enough cover. You would be completely singed. Even if the fire DID decide to leave them alone for some reason, Rodman's hands would be completely scalded. Also, the baby would probably have it's eardrums blown out from both the motorcycle and the explosion.
Dear Lord do I love movie logic.
Frying the Coke was the most hilarious thing Nostalgia Critic has ever said! Love that moment!
Man, coming to this channel to watch classic Nostalgia Critic gives me a certain feeling. The feeling like a wistful affection for the past. It's on the tip of my brain, but I can't seem to remember the word.
I think the word is
Futuristic
It's a shame. Dennis Rodman actually has a lot of personality, he's a pretty decent actor.
And I'm not gonna lie... I wouldn't have minded seeing him in more bullshit movies like this. The Critic's right, that ending was fucking spectacular.
Holy product placement, Batman!
Oh, and also the underwater plastic bag... That just slayed me! Amazing stuff
I remember seeing this movie rent on the self at BlockBuster. I was bored out of my mind and desperately wanted something to watch and I still wouldn't pick it up because I thought to myself there us no way in hell this movie can be good. This review has proven me right. Thanks!
"He goes into the hospital and kills all the staff so that he can monologue in peace"
I don't know why, but I was on the floor dying at that line
Been a while since I've seen these old reviews. Definitely a big part of teen years
DENNIS FREAKING RODMAN
I died laughing at that part, and the plastic bag.
I am Belgian I assure you we are ashamed of Van Dames performance
***** hahaha
I've seen a statue that tells me otherwise...
Rather watch him then Segal, and im american
***** You do realise the irony of that statement after Blauze's comment, right? He was literally put on a pedestal.
Oh cmon...Van Damme is not so bad c: he is kind of cool XD
Tbh, I honestly thought that my pc was buffering slowly XD
Doug is a TH-cam legend! I always look forward to his reviews.
13:26 I haven't seen people getting thrown by their arms at such an angle, but *IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE!?*
Wait, you mean it _isn't_ pronounced as "Bankaccahnt"?
+RED Soldier *What* is it pronounced as again..?
I know a better team up:
Dennis Rodman and Kin Jong Un
5:22... Am I the only one who thought the pc had trouble with loading? ;S
+Mei Misaki Yip. I literally was about to check my pc.
The NC excitement in the end is HILARIOUS!!!! couldn't stop laughing...
Why the hell would he include a tiger in his plan? It could have and should have stepped on at least one of those mines.
TRUE!!!
You've through this through more than the writers ever did, lol.
ANIMEL ABYOOSE
Raich1404 His own son died what does he have to lose? xD
Raich1404 NOT TO MENTION IT ATTACKED HIM
who would have thought that coke cola was made by the same company that made the fridge in Indiana Jones 4.
when he pulled the "I am the LARWWWW" joke i laughed my ass off XD
"The bankcaca has returned."
+DJWaffleston Does it heal blind annoying children?
Karanthaneos No, but it sure does revive your useless girlfriend from the first 15 minutes of the movie.
DJWaffleston
Now you're going to tell me the power was inside him the whole time, yeah sure
Karanthaneos Hell, better than hearing the contents of a robot's asshole.
Does the bankcaca have an unlimited amount of money?
17:40 Moral of the story, product placement saved the day.
"Bog accont" Lol wow. "Slushy head" OMG!! And that WAS an epic moment!! :O
14:00 someone has already done cyber monks Google Tech Priests of mars.
16:36 They're frying the Coke!
So we start off with a quiet opening... BBAAAMMMM!! FOR A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! (and then, the face)
We kinda already have Cyber Monks...They're called the Brotherhood of Steel
Lol
i agree. This guy puts out content thats good, funny, with better production values than most cable shows at this point, and we get it for free.
Wow. I actually thought my screen was lagging, when NC said "Do not adjust your computer screens" or whatever.
3:42 I thought Doug likes walking/looking away from explosions, wasn't that one of his favourite cliches?
God, 'frying the coke'... so awkward in hindsight.
Just how hardly it failed at being a meme.
It coulda been a meme If Doug hadn't mentioned it becoming a meme. Or not, because no one knows this movie.
2:40 God, Doug's Arnold voice always cracks me up xD.
That frame rate lag editing got me!
Van Damme sure knows his iFrames!
Slushie head 😂 Nostalgia Critic is one funny dude.
"nobody gave me a wakka-call!" good streetfighter reference :D
I remember when my big brother was hired to do the special effects for the death scene. He did it all with one match stick and some mud.
I've been meaning to check my backaccaa.
"It's just a Chuck-E Cheese..."
Years later...
Five nights at Freddy's
You know, if van damm's character has been in a coma for 6 years, why is his son a baby????????????????????
It's all a dream?
explains how they survived the explosion.
No, the guy he talked to was at the colony for 6 years.
You know, I'm actually glad that Ad Block doesn't work on TGWTG's website anymore, since it frees him up for more creative and ambitious sketches to make the show better. Only found out 2 months after my comment got out.
Keep up the good work, live long and prosper plentifully. May the force be with you, Doug Walker. ;-)
Why does that Amusement Park set look strangely similar to the one they used for The AVGN Movie?
Godzilla's kiss of death has just topped this!
I love how cyber monks came up later as key characters in a Futurama episode.
I watch them on TH-cam because all my browsers have a problem loading videos on the Blip.tv format.
However, stolen video or not, the Nostalgia Critic is still awesome.
that whole bit at the end where Doug is freaking out about the final death scene and he's screaming at the top of his lungs....reminded me of Daniel Stern in the Home Alone movies....oh yea, and Bryan Cranston in certain Malcolm In The Middle episodes.. lol
One of my faves of his, but how could he not mention the guy with the switchblade between his toes???
I loved the bag of basketball puns haha.
Frying the coke will definitely result in a lot of SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
Does anybody know where the "Well, I may as well give them what they want..." around 17:30 is from? Not knowing is killing me.
Coke....Saving the day....lol
Best product placement ever
gotta love the Pauly Shore and John Lennon thing in the review!
F*cking awesome ending!!! :)
the Weirdest Team-Up I've ever seen would be Benjamin Franklin who teamed up with a Mouse!
Though they were made years apart from each other, it's fun to imagine that it's the same carnival that Timothy Dalton's James Bond from The Living Daylights is at.
That scene WAS epic.
Thanks, I have to check that out soon.
I got another plot hole: How is it possible that the Cyber Monks had computer technology for 500 YEARS?!
5:20 who else was about to pause the video and wait for it to buffer?
I'm all for a movie about cyber monks. That would be killer!
Was that ryback coming out of the pool at the colony
THAT ENDING WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!
i can;t stop wacthing the explosion.
its official the nostalgia critic smokes
Van Damme's accent came and went!
The Irony is Nuking the Fridge was actually plausible.
Maybe because we hate to see the fucking Denny's ad pop up in the middle of the video that you can't skip. I just want to see my Nostalgia Critic without any annoyance from the world's most famous heart attack diner.
Fun fact: one of the composers for this film composed batman the animated series a heart of ice
Pauses at 3:27, starts playing "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions" at the same time.
what is the song at 0:24?
CHAIR!!!!!!
16:25 Epic, honest to god epic!
To be fair, I was given his role in the movie with gags and all that jazz, yeah, I'd do it for the lolz too.
I can't decide what is dumber. The basket ball parachute idea, or choking a man with a plastic bag under water.
I love your icon. Jazz jackrabbit!
3:00
Why does he need a scope on a gun when you can shoot him point blank in the face?! :')
At 16:36, I totally thought the Critic had added the Coke machines to make fun of them. After Rodman grabbed it, I realized that he hadn't. What crappy product placement.
did any of this memes ever take off beyond his site?
I don't even see it being used within the fandom without seeming forced.
HAHAHAHAHA A GIANT BASKETBALL!!!! XD
Other than starring Van Damme and Dennis Rodman for the leads, I personally shocked by the fact that this film was directed by Tsui Hark. Cultural barriers? I don't think so, because, what about Ang Lee and John Woo?
3:29- Cool guys don't look at explosions.
The secret formula in coke must be explosion proof
I actually thought my iPad was lagging that scene
GRANDMA MOSES, IT'S BANK ACCOUNT
*Puts cyber monk concept inside safe for later use*
LOL frying the coke
HE DID IT! HE MADE A MEME!
Does anybody else think that Arnold in 2:42 looks like Willem Deafo ( to hell with my spelling, however his name goes.)
Frying the coke. I like.