5 Ways Bernie Bros Can Cope With Losing… Again.

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  • @demtricolor
    @demtricolor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    June: I'll be positive
    June after 8 minutes: *Pulls a gun*

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Viper Kira but she was laughing right ?

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait wtf I had seen u on discord. Ya I remember ur face boi

    • @demtricolor
      @demtricolor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jokertm6889 Yo I'm not on her discord tho, sadly I'm not in a position to pledge to her patreon, but you probably saw me around here, I watch her channel since I believe 2016 or 2017

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viper Kira no I mean do u use discord ?

    • @demtricolor
      @demtricolor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do but I'm just active in one close friends server

  • @The_Koolman
    @The_Koolman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Biden is like a web Browser that has 19 tabs open, 17 of them are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from.

    • @Ace88Sama
      @Ace88Sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @discodan1002
      @discodan1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good one.

    • @criran
      @criran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the funniest, most millennial comment I've ever read.

    • @4thtroika
      @4thtroika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's most of us.

    • @whim-cycle8741
      @whim-cycle8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't Zendaya say that? Not to accuse anyone of plagiarizing from accomplished women or anything...

  • @Grk149
    @Grk149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3072

    “I’ll make a woman my VP. I haven’t decided which one yet, I’m still in the process of sniffing out the perfect candidate”

    • @asumazilla
      @asumazilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      underated comment of the internet.

    • @karrskarr
      @karrskarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well make sure you wear a damn mask,in case you get that urge for the scratch,and sniff. :P

    • @llocarydoline9738
      @llocarydoline9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesomesauce comment.

    • @johnsports_iii
      @johnsports_iii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's fucking gold.

    • @P.cookie
      @P.cookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn't he cut out a hole in his mask so he can sniff people still?

  • @pizzaparty9913
    @pizzaparty9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    the rapture happened in 2014 and the only ones who got saved were on that Malaysian flight that disappeared.

    • @josephstigall7694
      @josephstigall7694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      love this lmao

    • @thekodawolfgaming
      @thekodawolfgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof

    • @legojedi328
      @legojedi328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On December 21st, 2012, when Gangnam Style reached a billion years, the world ended.

  • @AerthasVeras
    @AerthasVeras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    June: when he eventually endorses biden
    Bernie: Endorses Biden right before video comes out
    Damn

    • @ImaGoofyHead
      @ImaGoofyHead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @carlos Rivas please use punctuation, your comment ls unintelligable.

    • @Winterjas
      @Winterjas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait her name is not Shoe0nHead?

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoWhosGae yeah sorry champ

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn indeed! XD

    • @Anton680x
      @Anton680x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoWhosGae yes

  • @mr.anemoia924
    @mr.anemoia924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    Bernie: "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF WOMEN"
    Biden: *"Haha, dementia go BRRR"*

    • @Strothy2
      @Strothy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dis comment needs more upvotes... larf

    • @RuderalisFPV
      @RuderalisFPV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bernie failed cuz democracy won.

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Strothy2 what does larf mean?

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BothHands1 ?

  • @SharklordZerato
    @SharklordZerato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "Honestly most of us can't even order a pizza on the phone without having a mild panic attack"
    ...don't call me out like that

    • @rooneypops
      @rooneypops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my country, they say, "if you want a revolution; deny a man three meals...." In the USA that's defo no more than two meals or maybe even one. I've seen the way you people eat.

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HortonSalm Why would you order pizza during a pandemic?

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IzzySarru Cooked at 450; if it's not coughed on you're fine

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erikcrouch7881 Cooked at 450...and then is touched by people.
      You could say "well, they wear gloves", but do you *really* trust people? People are what got us into this situation in the first place.
      I, for one, welcome our new bat overlords.

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IzzySarru I've worked in kitchens for nearly 15 years. Pizza isn't touched by someone's hands after cooking in any place not run by backalley drunks free from even the sight of a health inspector.

  • @georgep.burdell7237
    @georgep.burdell7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    "I'm Joe Biden, and I've already forgotten this message."

  • @leemsvg
    @leemsvg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Everyone: "No! You can't just drop out and stream on Twitch!"
    Bernie: "Haha gun go pew pew"

    • @deromakesvideos
      @deromakesvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He twitch streamed??

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha machine gun go
      BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

  • @PestilentSpecter
    @PestilentSpecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "Bidens brain is melting"
    "Trump is like a 12 year old on xbox live"
    Now that's a debate worth watching

    • @sr.365
      @sr.365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who would be using riot shield tho

    • @jacobq.2204
      @jacobq.2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Trump is going to destroy Biden like he would have destroyed Bernie. Bernie flip flipped on borders and guns and he did not understand economics at all. A wealth tax does not work. Medicare for all is moronic. Plus a ton of his supporters are fringe socialist weirdos. Thank God he is gone.

    • @saarahturtle
      @saarahturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jacob Q. do you not realise how much of a repetitive toddler Trump is, are you really going acting like he’s been a debating and policy mastermind all along

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jacobq.2204
      Lol, except he does. Seattle introduced $15/hr minimum wage and, contrary to the Republican freakout, not much changed. The economy improved- in fact, restaurants boomed because the staff previously too poor to go out to eat now had the disposable income.
      Meanwhile, 80% of Trump's tax cut went straight into the pockets of executives, CEOs, and shareholders (via stock buybacks, bonuses, and dividends). Capitalism assumes people are self-interested, but businessmen will re-invest their money instead of just taking it? What a fucking joke. Trickle down has never worked.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @LancesArmorStriking Regarding minimum wage increases, it's like people don't understand that inflation over the last couple decades has been increasing at a relatively steady rate, whereas minimum wage has no increased at a similar rate in the slightest. They don't understand that minimum wage increases won't CAUSE more inflation, but instead are a RESPONSE to inflation

  • @nyelbaig
    @nyelbaig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Son: Dad why is ShoeOnHead's camera not in 360p
    Dad: These are dark times son

    • @SomeJustice19k
      @SomeJustice19k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      'Because son, her worthless Liberal tears are smeared all over her lense. Here, I'll show you how to be a good simp.... /LicksTears'

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SomeJustice19k Ahem.
      _Leftist,_ not Liberal*.
      *(We're actually quite opposed to much of the Neoliberal establishment here.)

    • @SomeJustice19k
      @SomeJustice19k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@E4439Qv5 only a Democrat would be worried about titles/labels as their house is burning down around them.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SomeJustice19k ...You literally could not be barking up a more incorrect tree.
      I am not- and have never been- formally or ideologically affiliated with the Democratic party.
      You claim my house is burning; I ask you if you noticed my gas can on the premises.

    • @Cabesandia
      @Cabesandia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@E4439Qv5 Well I think she's still technically a liberal because she doesn't condemn capitalism that much, she just wants the "good" kind of capitalism.

  • @mexicanlucky5260
    @mexicanlucky5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Wow, the RBG joke aged like fine wine😂

  • @iamjaiguy
    @iamjaiguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "Welcome to the world of never winning elections and being sad all the time"
    *Laughs in Libertarian*

    • @mellowwookiee7533
      @mellowwookiee7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This hurt

    • @theVulcanGuy
      @theVulcanGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Low-volume anarchist ayyyyyy-lmao in the distance.

    • @stonegiant4
      @stonegiant4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a reason why there are no libertarian countries. Do you know what it is?

    • @mactac25
      @mactac25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Libertarians: First time?

  • @josef7461
    @josef7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    SHOE VOTE FOR VERMIN SUPREME HE ACTUALLY HAS A SHOE ON HIS HEAD HE'S PERFECT

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Shoe0nHeadActual

    • @kiitzz
      @kiitzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      holy shit...

    • @iblamegravity1
      @iblamegravity1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's meant to be as the prophecies foretold.

    • @randomshyte9989
      @randomshyte9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vermin supreme is the us emperor just like norton

    • @JoeSmith-oy3hk
      @JoeSmith-oy3hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His policy of free ponies for everyone is still more fiscally sound than Bernie's platform.

  • @sillylily2006
    @sillylily2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    The worst timeline is Biden appointing Hillary as VP and immediately renouncing.

    • @peytonbrown5394
      @peytonbrown5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      So this was her plan all along...

    • @SharkWithADrill
      @SharkWithADrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      that would be hilarious

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Trump wins regardless so that wouldn't matter

    • @jeffreysommer3292
      @jeffreysommer3292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would hate it if my life were the only thing standing between Hillary and the presidency...don't touch the figs, Tiberius.

    • @dylanzrim1011
      @dylanzrim1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would have taken say,,, that Democrat guy everyone hated because he owned a successful business and successful business is evil when your voter base are all extremist Marxist

  • @bathtub8140
    @bathtub8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "RGB is like half dead" Well now she's full dead

  • @dbackscott
    @dbackscott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I’m voting Libertarian. That Vermin Supreme guy and his promise of “free ponies for all” seems like a sensible choice. Plus, we need a president who wears a boot on his head, right Shoe?

    • @hectornonayurbusiness2631
      @hectornonayurbusiness2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣 I got that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathanielleack4842
      @nathanielleack4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Id Vote Hornberger. But yea supreme is pretty awesome. Libertarianism is the solution to quite a few of the worlds problems bro. Maximise consent while minimising coercion and violence. I was raised very far left but broke away from that after reading some work from Dr Ron Paul

    • @ti2218
      @ti2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very clever

    • @Someoneorother123
      @Someoneorother123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is a libertarian socialist, thats very different from the modern abuse of the term...

    • @AntonioRivera28
      @AntonioRivera28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i like his dental hygiene policy. brush teeth or off to gulags
      and he will take our guns and give us better ones
      seriously, whats not to like about the guy?

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    “Honestly, most of us can’t even order a pizza on the phone without having a mild panic attack”
    Listen, I didn’t come here to get attacked 😤😂

    • @Kevin_Reems
      @Kevin_Reems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's okay it's okay, we have the technology.. we can order online!

    • @magnuslord
      @magnuslord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kevin_Reems And it's so much easier and you see all your options online.

    • @dirkdigler595
      @dirkdigler595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Das pineapples on a pizza is considered as a crime against humanity.😆

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tam Bek damn u guys need to tuff the f up

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marshmallow Marsh u can’t stay in the bubble forever. Anxiety happens when u are privileged to have them unless it’s a real mental disorder

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Wait Shoe's rabbit is voting for Biden but back in Season 2 we learned that he's an anarchist this is either some serious character development or a grand scheme.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He knows Bidens his best chance for the future

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He likes to be sniffed and touched.

    • @chariotwiggly
      @chariotwiggly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Property is theft" - bun

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her rabbit's in league with Paul from Chris' channel.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Biden is so weak that electing him will cause anarchy. The Rabbit knows.

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "And RPG has both her feet in the grave"
    That didnt age well.

    • @drummingninja1065
      @drummingninja1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm so glad someone posted this exact comment so my lazy ass didn't have.

    • @aelimar
      @aelimar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i mean was she wrong though?

    • @thecreaterXY
      @thecreaterXY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      unlike RPG

    • @GearlessJoe0
      @GearlessJoe0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well she WAS right!

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Disagree, it aged perfectly.

  • @CorruptProductions
    @CorruptProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Trump: let’s build a wall
    Biden: I got hairy legs...
    Clinton: God put me on earth to be a president
    Me: I’m scared

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Vermin Supreme: Free Ponies and Mandatory Tooth Brushing Laws

    • @jessicu511
      @jessicu511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can imagine each of them saying all three of those things.

    • @bugcatcherwade9048
      @bugcatcherwade9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What’s wrong with option 1? Especially if you compare it to the other two!

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean..walls are great though, I've got at least four of em on my house.
      Hairy legs and god suck though.

    • @JackOfen
      @JackOfen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bugcatcherwade9048 Lmao

  • @davidbush8341
    @davidbush8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Saw the "vote blue no matter who" gag coming...still laughed.

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm from team "vote red or get rekt"

    • @ultimonx9152
      @ultimonx9152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wayward Stoner that's just as bad

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Ashendale I agree. The voters and candidates don’t define the party. The party defines the voters and candidates. People can’t get over their petty prejudices, red or blue, and just try to vote for the best candidate.

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Richard Ashendale I agree with you. I don't judge people based on the party they vote for.

  • @uberpheonix1425
    @uberpheonix1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This isn't a sequel to 2016, this is the less interesting modern reboot

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Netflix adaptation.

    • @joefadda578
      @joefadda578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2016 GO! back the fuck inside cause we plaguin' this time.

    • @kylefotheringham4804
      @kylefotheringham4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's really gonna bake your noodle, is the question, "Is this more WOKE than 2016"? If it's a reboot it's gotta be more woke...

    • @uberpheonix1425
      @uberpheonix1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Fotheringham There were definitely more women and minorities involved this time

    • @DarthKieduss
      @DarthKieduss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is 2004 all over again.

  • @mikefernandes3959
    @mikefernandes3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    "Trump is like a 12 year old on Xbox live" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he is gonna hospitalize poor Biden

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh he is like really bad

    • @valerfox2155
      @valerfox2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well do I have news for you....

    • @mvx2066
      @mvx2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bahahah u thought

    • @horqtiu7552
      @horqtiu7552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This didn't age good

    • @mikeoxlong2349
      @mikeoxlong2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The dementia actually worked in his favor. Trumps as throwing all these haymakers and Biden was just staring blankly at him and moving on with his day

  • @abatos1146
    @abatos1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Biden : ' I might die on the first day of my Presidency.. Vote for me.'

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dannnisaur if Hitler with a vagina somehow becomes his VP...

    • @An1989di
      @An1989di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stalin or Mao would be better to compare. Reminder: extremeright = Killing more people of other nations and cultures, extremeleft: killing their own people. The Chinese nearly made a highscore in that. They nearly made a bigger killing number in their own nation then WWII did international.

    • @nusdrapoel897
      @nusdrapoel897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can beat Harrison's record!

    • @personalRCH
      @personalRCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Might even before his official first day. Won't (potentially) start until 2021

  • @jaydot6785
    @jaydot6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Shoe:prepare for bernie to endorse biden
    Less than an hour passes
    Bernie: I Endorse biden

    • @KuuraHelmi
      @KuuraHelmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think he is in condition to run in 2024 or is dead by then.

    • @bigpoop3073
      @bigpoop3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weyes Noir Oh wait you’re right He’s a “Democratic” Socialist

    • @chrisisaaclangan
      @chrisisaaclangan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigpoop3073 Big Poop American politics is so skewed to the right that even Bernie has the wrong name for what he is. Going by his policies he is a more of a social democrat than a democratic socialist.

    • @jaydot6785
      @jaydot6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just gonna write in bernie. Idgaf

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Bernie and his bros: "You've taken everything from me!"
    Biden: "I don't even know who I am."

    • @shodaddydrunk
      @shodaddydrunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually, Biden reportedly replied "C'mon man, I thought you liked me?"

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69

    • @darktitans6849
      @darktitans6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Ludwig Ewald von Kleist ??

    • @gerrysong6908
      @gerrysong6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pffffffff Hahahahahahaha

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shodaddydrunk Then he sniffed his finger.

  • @akifhossain5122
    @akifhossain5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I'm no longer asking for your financial support."
    Top 10 saddest anime deaths.

  • @someguywithachannel7590
    @someguywithachannel7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    First debate: trump will throw a pillow on the floor and say "take a nap sleep joe"

    • @daniels5853
      @daniels5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      its sad but that shit will be fucking hilarious

    • @aaronford4159
      @aaronford4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sigkim It feels like they have already tried

    • @mumof3androcking
      @mumof3androcking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You were pretty close lol

  • @no2party
    @no2party 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    To quote Biden to the Bernie supporters: "You should vote for Trump."

    • @jerseycarp
      @jerseycarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hahaha I remember that

    • @OrlyYaRlyK
      @OrlyYaRlyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Vote for the other Biden"

    • @TimeMachine7773
      @TimeMachine7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If they don't vote for Trump, they should write in Vermin Supreme!

    • @anarchosayianist136
      @anarchosayianist136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not for voting for anybody.

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anarchosayianist136 Same

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Kill the poor" and "kill the poor (clean)" is easily the best description of American politics I've ever heard

    • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
      @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1)appreciate the username
      2)I really wanna like but you’re at 69 likes rn 😂 what a dilemma

    • @NathanielSnider1017
      @NathanielSnider1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@racoon_in_ankhmorpork hur hur
      funy numer iz funy

    • @sangwoohan1177
      @sangwoohan1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well technically you won't have poverty (the absolute kind) in America if you simply killed all the poor. Not that we should do it, but if we think about it 🤔.

    • @Synergy7Studios
      @Synergy7Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I don't want to be forced to give people free shit with my own labor" is not "I want to kill the poor." The hell is wrong with you?

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Synergy7Studios This is why you have to be forced to give free shit to the disabled and others who can't (emphasis on can't, not won't) work for their own living, it would be immoral not to, and either you're unaware or just too stupid to realize welfare isn't there for just anyone who can take care of themselves. I know the whole "it should be left to charities" is a common argument, but be honest, you wouldn't give shit for charity if you didn't have to.

  • @Lazar-TS
    @Lazar-TS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Doctor: "Shoe0nWeed doesn't exist, she can't hurt you."
    Shoe0nWeed: *thumbnail*

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hah so funny bro absolutely hilarious

  • @Piquliar
    @Piquliar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Me from the future here: I just want you all to know that Biden didn't kill himself, that's all :v

    • @danbuddy6194
      @danbuddy6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly, at this point, putting Biden down would be a mercy. He, and everyone that thinks anything of him, are suffering as his illness runs rampant.

    • @crwilliams4597
      @crwilliams4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be funny if Biden had a chance to win. I doubt it though. I think Trump will MAGA the floor with Biden.

    • @youngj4658
      @youngj4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well if Clinton becomes vp we all know Epis...I mean Biden didn't kill himself

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hillary: We mourn the passing of Biden, who took his own life.
      Advisor: He isn’t dead, yet.
      Hillary: Oh...... shit...

  • @InfantGoose6565
    @InfantGoose6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "All The Kids In The Cages He Built"
    DEAD

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well I assume he feeds them once in a while

    • @bugcatcherwade9048
      @bugcatcherwade9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Who built? Trump used facilities built under the previous government!
      Credit to June, she’s talking about Biden!

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That is just it, Trump is NOT putting kids into cages XD All those pictures of kids into cages are from 2015, when Obama was president.

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nuclearcatbaby1131 I see a whole lot of red flags in your comment mate. :) But yeah I don't think the normal population know exactly what letter agencies are allowed to do under the Patriot act or how wide they can (and have) stretch those definitions

  • @JohnWhiteHere
    @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    So with Bernie’s slow fade from relevancy, how long do you guys think it’ll take for him to make an onlyfans?
    edit: JAYZUS CHRIST 400 likes in an hour? You guys must be desperate to feel the Bern ;p

    • @ManuelKoegler
      @ManuelKoegler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “I’m once again asking for your financial support”

    • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
      @xXSpaceMexicanXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sir.
      Your toes, please.

    • @carjis
      @carjis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How many people would want to see that?!
      ...
      Actually maybe a fuck ton of people.

    • @civilizedgangster8024
      @civilizedgangster8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god so you think idubbz will mary him?

    • @chrystallynn
      @chrystallynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've all seen the pants photo.

  • @hal970fx
    @hal970fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    >most of us can't order a pizza on the phone without having a mild panic attack
    How dare you call me out like that.

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha hahahahaha hah hilarious original comment that made me funny because I’ve never seen it before and also it was indeed not washed up but instead it was funny. GOOd joB

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought she was talking about me. Seriously.
      Thank God I have an amazing wife that dose all that scary stuff for me, or I would probably starve.
      Also, I fail to see he joke here, what's so funny?

    • @krazykitkat6046
      @krazykitkat6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this at the exact time she said it

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @句丹句句と 尺ヨ尸卞丹尺 I know you will find this hard to understand, but some people are able to disagree with someone's specific beliefs and still enjoy listening to them, and consider said beliefs without dismissing them out of hand. If you won't listen to both sides of an argument you can't make your own decisions, only adopt someone else's. It's called thinking for yourself, maybe you should try it sometime, don't let the pain stop you, it's a good pain, like exercise.

  • @TheManWithTheFryingPan
    @TheManWithTheFryingPan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    My guess:
    1. Gun
    2. Noose
    3. Tall bridge
    4. Lion cage
    5. Toaster + shower

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Ii_Argus_iI All you need to do to get rid of Biden is wait a few weeks, dude looks like he is on his last legs.

    • @TheManWithTheFryingPan
      @TheManWithTheFryingPan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ii_Argus_iI Yeah seems plausible. But let's not rule out the heart attack gun as an option

    • @wallcasey52
      @wallcasey52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomfoolery7797 his last hairy legs?

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wallcasey52 I KNEW that comment was on the way, and you didn't disappoint. Thanks. 👌

    • @x-changex-outx-oner8224
      @x-changex-outx-oner8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rayyansyed2638
      It's synonymous with a neck tie.

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    :Biden: I WILL BEAT YOU!
    :Trump: K
    :Biden: I’VE BEEN DEFEATED!

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m liking this because no one else will

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hypnotic Skull
      Clearly two people proved you wrong.

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NOOOOO!

    • @danieljohnston9723
      @danieljohnston9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hypnotic Skull you’ve been defeated

    • @Dot_Executables
      @Dot_Executables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also Biden: "Who are you again, Jack?"

  • @solffie9613
    @solffie9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    1:18-"I'm not worried, I won't get drafted!"
    2025- *gets drafted into the worse part of the war!!

    • @brunosouza3326
      @brunosouza3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof

    • @holabroha970
      @holabroha970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dark Flare she can’t woman don’t get drafted it hasn’t been formatted yet because yknow equality

    • @mikeMakhno
      @mikeMakhno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But wahmen's equality and all that. Hope you get boots that fit.

    • @saifabdelwahab6722
      @saifabdelwahab6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She could convince me not to draft her with that smile. /s

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It would darkly humorous if a politician promising gender equality, in reality legalized TRUE gender equality. Legalized mandatory military conscription for women over 18. Made sure they were judicially processed as harshly as men. Closed the wage gap by forcing the “under-earners” to work sewage, construction, custodial, garbage, slaughterhouse, and other jobs they’d call men “low value” for working. Prenups become standard. Alimony is done. Duluth model for abuse is taken out and shot. The ability to false rape accuse with no legal backlash is abolished and is made an equally socially and legally damning thing as rape is.
      I’d that candidate another four years.

  • @bradleyoralackthereof5409
    @bradleyoralackthereof5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "RBG has both feet in the grave" ... welp

  • @damienwhisenant9115
    @damienwhisenant9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    ''Welcome to world of never winning elections and being sad all the time!" * laughs and then crys in libertarian party*

    • @luizcastro5246
      @luizcastro5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      watch the actual justice warrior channel. he explains why you guys lost, of course it's not a complete explanation but i feel like he caught some points you guys missed and gives a different perspective.

    • @damienwhisenant9115
      @damienwhisenant9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KiTheMC how so if you don't mind me asking?

    • @t.h.2784
      @t.h.2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiz Epic Journey That depends on what type of libertarian you’re talking about dawg

    • @damienwhisenant9115
      @damienwhisenant9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KiTheMC most libertarians don't want a completely free market. That tends to more of an anarcho-capitalist thing. We tend to just think that the government should stay out of the common citizens lives as much as possible.

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cries in green party of england and wales

  • @NathanWhite22
    @NathanWhite22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You know who's more neater than Howie Hawkins? Vermin Supreme

  • @DIGITALMEAT
    @DIGITALMEAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Clinton: "God put me on earth to be president"
    Me: "You've pronounced Molech incorrectly"

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Rechordian You'd be surprised.

    • @redjakOfficial
      @redjakOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard "Baphomet". Weird...

    • @truthseeker8123
      @truthseeker8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rechordian notice the little owl on the 1 dollar bill. The witch will face a noose or firing squad for treason. 😀

    • @ItachiUchiha-yz5nn
      @ItachiUchiha-yz5nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@truthseeker8123 yeah it matched the owl on Epstiens private pedo temple... Which I'm sure the Clintons (amongst many others) never visited lol

    • @truthseeker8123
      @truthseeker8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rechordian, there is a small molech on the upper right “1” on back side of $1federal reserve note. Grab one and look. Not a joke

  • @JerrybutTaller
    @JerrybutTaller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Don't worry, Bernie will run again in 4 years asking for our financial support.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Asking for our medical support

    • @WJS774
      @WJS774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Uri Israel He _is_ the one percent. The top 1% isn't actually all that high. It sure as hell isn't just billionaires.

    • @Zantreful
      @Zantreful 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Needs More Cowbell Makes me want to vote for Trump just out of anger at the DNC. But I will just abstain.

    • @demetriusprice5890
      @demetriusprice5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again?

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I hope he will live atleast for another 20 years.
      He is one of the most decent and smart people in USA.

  • @alphabetadams1024
    @alphabetadams1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Having the first female president rise to power by being Joe’s VP would be the opposite of feminism. I want a female president, but I want her to be a worthy winner with the best policies, she needs to win by her own merit.

    • @ladeao1552
      @ladeao1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'll only be voting for Biden based on VP if that counts for anything. I don't think he will last a term if he does somehow win.

    • @mohammadmurie
      @mohammadmurie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I believe if that is how the 1st female president comes to be that would legit be the biggest "You Participated" award ever

    • @alphabetadams1024
      @alphabetadams1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MalloonTarka I doubt the competency of a Biden VP regardless of gender I guess

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      >I want a female president
      You're part of the problem until you stop caring.
      Even a woman who didn't win through tokenism won't do things better than a man of similar caliber. And she'll still endorse feminism.
      Source: My entire _politically aware_ life was spent with Angela Merkel as Bundeskanzlerin (federal chancellor). Also, go look at the UK, ask them if they still believe in the female lead utopia after two PMs.
      A female political leader is legit the same as a male one:
      She'll almost certainly have some quality or set of qualities that most of the nation can get behind, she got elected, after all. She'll also hold convictions you disagree with. She'll do a nice thing here and then colossally fuck up there. She'll be swayed by big corporations with lots of money. She'll take the stances that you'd expect her to take, meaning if she's anything but a hardline right wing populist, she _will_ push feminist BS especially if she's an establishment representative, because doing so means she gets the progressive vote for free and refusal will make her the target of progressive witch hunts which no matter if you are left or right, you din't want that unless you're literally Donald Trump himself. Sure there are women who get praised for opposing "radical" feminism, but there's currently no precedent for a woman gaining enough political clout to win an election by pissing off left wing identitarians. Most men can't pull that off, and for a woman it might be even harder.
      Don't expect that a female leader will actually improve things any more than a male leader will.
      It's ok to put a woman into office, but it's not something you should make a goal, ever, if you actually want only competent women to hold office.

    • @alphabetadams1024
      @alphabetadams1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ZenoDovahkiin I’ve heard of being red pilled but ur the whole damn pharmacy

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    And, he endorsed Biden today.
    Wellness check for shoe

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ Deluded people maybe

    • @thomashothersall859
      @thomashothersall859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candidates have to sign a candidate that says they have to support the nominee

    • @lorddenalian
      @lorddenalian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that ain’t new. He did endorse Hillary right? I mean come on, look at his houses and a yacht!? lol

  • @supimcrimson9483
    @supimcrimson9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The amount of sarcasm in this video is scaring me

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good.
      _It's the only thing keeping us sane atm..._

    • @captainchunkplays4961
      @captainchunkplays4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baconz Yummy Jesus JoJo Christ it’s Killer Queen

    • @supimcrimson9483
      @supimcrimson9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainchunkplays4961 sup

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainchunkplays4961 Jesus JoJo Christ
      「PART 7」 INTENSIFIES

  • @LowieDM
    @LowieDM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "rbg has like both feet in the grave" and "biden might actually win" this video aged well lol

  • @HalbdaemonKite
    @HalbdaemonKite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Bernie: does same thing he did 2016
    Everybody: shocked_pikachu_face.jpg

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@YuYuYuna_ I think the quote is actually "fool me once, shame on... shame on.. me. Fool me... twice... you can't get fooled again!'

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Smirre11x The fact that you dipshits are still reiterating this same garbage shows your lack of originality. First of all, someone disagreeing with you politically doesn't make them "simple". If anything, denigrating entire groups of people to childish insults because they disagree with you is the sign of a simpleton. Secondly, Bernie, despite claiming to be a socialist, has never actively said he supports a full on socialist government. He has made it very clear that he supports the Scandinavian model - a semi-mixture between a capitalistic society and a socialistic government, with policies that enable the poor to succeed with safety nets, without adding TOO much disruption to the free market, apart from higher taxes. Please do some basic research before insulting a demographic you've clearly never talked to in person.
      And to the comment itself? Yeah... It's annoying that he just followed the same campaign trajectory as he did in 2016. I thought it was incredibly ironic that one of the most progressive candidates seemed averse to changing his own model for campaigning.

    • @shaolinshowdown1123
      @shaolinshowdown1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mykotron your a stupid take. Your a socialist. And a useful idiot.

    • @magicalgirl4
      @magicalgirl4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shaolinshowdown1123 You essentially just said "no u." Congrats on writing a childish comment

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smirre11x ok boomer

  • @joelsmith8132
    @joelsmith8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I was wearing headphones and looking away when you said Hillary Clinton...
    Sent cold shivers down my spine 😬

  • @josephrossow8901
    @josephrossow8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "2016 II: Electric Boogaloo"
    Yep. Yep. Basically.

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To quote Patrick: I love you.
      (No homo tho)

    • @crwilliams4597
      @crwilliams4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but the fact is, just like Memes, the left can't boogaloo either.

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:53 "Maybe he'll even let the transgenders back into the military so they can fight and die for oil, just like the rest of us! EPIC WIN!"
    Savage, Shoe.

  • @jkattack2640
    @jkattack2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The vote blue no matter who bit destroyed me. That was so good

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @bokudensuduharagmail what else are you going to do? Vote for trump?
      Your choices are literally biden or trump, no wishful thinking will change that fact.
      "Protest votes" are fucking stupid, a vote for someone other than the main 2 candidates is a wasted vote because america's voting system is fucking stupid.

    • @nickbaham5651
      @nickbaham5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bokudensuduharagmail with all due respect, you’re a fucking moron. The Framers wrote the Constitution, and in it was included both the House and Senate. The Framers would be flabbergasted at today’s government, but that sure as shit isn’t the reason.

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @bokudensuduharagmail It *IS* a problem with the voting system. The american voting system will *ALWAYS* inevitably lead to a two party system, because if you don't vote for one of the two most popular parties, then your vote literally means nothing. So third parties and independents just have 0 chance, and every election becomes 'vote for the least bad' instead of 'vote for who you want'
      First past the post voting is outdated as fuck and stupid. But americans never want to change anything no matter how shit the current system is.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just cause a huge uprising and actually attack them. Both presidential candidates cannot be trusted so we should rise up because they can't kill us all.

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 ok, zoomer

  • @R421Excelsior
    @R421Excelsior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Coffee or tea?"
    "Why are you asking when you've already made tea?"
    "Democracy in practice."

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Coffee or Tea?"
      > ". . . u-um... cocoa(?)"
      "That wasn't one of the options."
      > "But... weren't you asking me what I want?"
      "No. (Also, you're wasting your vote.)"
      > "🙎"

    • @R421Excelsior
      @R421Excelsior 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @blackrave404 With pineapple?

    • @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088
      @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CigaretteCrayon b-but its great value! its says so!

  • @dmkatelyn
    @dmkatelyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I'm so far beyond black pill I don't feel anything" is actually my campaign slogan.

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd vote for you over Biden

    • @gloriouscontent3538
      @gloriouscontent3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PoisonedRedBerry You're a dumbass who'd vote for a pineapple.(like the last 2)

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PoisonedRedBerry same

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gloriouscontent3538 lol I would vote for a pineapple over Biden tho.

  • @Clirkus
    @Clirkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The blue gatorade/windex bit is going way too under-appreciated. I’m definitely going to use that.

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow ปีที่แล้ว

      Best version is vodka with blue food coloring in a Windex bottle, then you spray it directly into your mouth. Works for the Santas at the annual Portland Santa Massacre.

  • @tohitarmorclass0846
    @tohitarmorclass0846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Bottoms rise up"
    I've never felt more involved in anything ever.

    • @robinheinemann1740
      @robinheinemann1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this a second edition D&D Armor Class based name? AC 0 would mean Full plate armor + shield if I am not mistaken.

    • @tohitarmorclass0846
      @tohitarmorclass0846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robinheinemann1740 Yeah that's the one, it's just the full name of the THAC0 system.

  • @tullemoon
    @tullemoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6419

    June: I'm coming out with a really positive video for the Bernie Bros to help uplift them!

    • @squidsquiddly5970
      @squidsquiddly5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It is 3 pm and I am grabbing the Scotch.

    • @TheDrinkyDude
      @TheDrinkyDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@squidsquiddly5970 a toast to Trump 2020, and Bernie getting his fourth house

    • @squidsquiddly5970
      @squidsquiddly5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BassRukarioGuerrero Ya I get it. I am just not in the "Derp Bernies houses" mood right now...maybe its because of the plague or copious amounts of hard liquor..who knows.

    • @bigt9994
      @bigt9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Instead there will be someone with Bernie-like policies but more balls to call out their opponents

    • @lallig8860
      @lallig8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bass Rukario Guerrero it's over & you idiots are still using that bullshit lie.

  • @llGemini19
    @llGemini19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I know it's going to suck when he eventually endorses yet another establishment hack"
    Who's gonna tell her? :/

  • @thomaslayman9487
    @thomaslayman9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "trump will beat biden like a pinata"
    that did not age well

    • @Schweizer_Politik
      @Schweizer_Politik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@volumedealer2716 oh shut the fuck up

    • @bazil4146
      @bazil4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@volumedealer2716 I highly doubt you can find any evidence

    • @irokosalei5133
      @irokosalei5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nikhilnewse3318 He lost popular vote in 2016 too. Trumpist clown

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, he pretty much did, people still voted for him though.

    • @kekekek5849
      @kekekek5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      people forgot biden got kicked out the presidential race once for literally cheating, our future sure does look bright

  • @indipindy16
    @indipindy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "bottoms rise up"
    i felt that

  • @nag7254
    @nag7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Americans: Omg, i don't know who to vote.
    Me: **laughs in slavic**

    • @ofthecaribbean
      @ofthecaribbean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Putin should just run for Czar already

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ofthecaribbean He's the most powerful ruler in all of the eastern European countries. He basically is. No really did anything, sanction wise, that actually hurt him. He decided to not import certain things and the prices went up on others. Which only hurt the population. Putin didn't care.

    • @thegodofvodka
      @thegodofvodka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theblackbaron4119 It was kind of funny that because of the sanctions there was a decrease in import of vegetables, so Russia started producing more, which resulted in less spendings for the country.

    • @thegodofvodka
      @thegodofvodka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LancesArmorStriking Its gonna be a shitshow when he leaves unless we get someone competent on the presidency

  • @sleepy990
    @sleepy990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I just want a good president. I don’t care about race, gender, or any of that.

    • @LittleFoxInTheBox
      @LittleFoxInTheBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aren't we all?

    • @stevovimy
      @stevovimy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Racist sexist homophobic bigot. Identity is everything to Bernie Bros

    • @InfantGoose6565
      @InfantGoose6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly there's not many people like you.

    • @kostasgnt
      @kostasgnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LittleFoxInTheBox No, Sadly fucking no

    • @bmagada
      @bmagada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @James Moody which shows a complete lack of principals. It like you guys keep supporting people for superficial reasons completely ignoring they bend the knee almost immediately.

  • @JimJones4Life
    @JimJones4Life 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Shoe needs to review this video....lmao

  • @nategwright
    @nategwright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I personally love this election cycle because I, a conservative, can finally get along with the Bernie Bros doing something we both love
    Shitting on Biden

  • @jamesmiller7536
    @jamesmiller7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Honestly, Most of us can't even order a pizza on the phone with having a mild panic attack" is that some sort of personal attack?

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it is, buddy, 😂👌

    • @thecube844
      @thecube844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understood that reference 😉

  • @EeveelutionForest
    @EeveelutionForest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    bullmoose party when
    *_BULLMOOSE PARTY WHEN_*

  • @isaacknockel7599
    @isaacknockel7599 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    CALLED IT

  • @ineedpineapples
    @ineedpineapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I knew Bernie wasn't going to win, I was just in denial.
    Him suspending his campaign was really just the nail in the coffin huh

  • @neb6229
    @neb6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This is really hitting me at the core and it hurts but also makes me feel better that i'm not alone.

    • @redjakOfficial
      @redjakOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. I'm still unable to laugh about it, but this vid got a few bitter smiles out of me.

  • @danbeard1283
    @danbeard1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Eventually endorses... he didn’t even hesitate lmao

  • @Cen21000
    @Cen21000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The affordable care act taxed me for being too poor for health insurance. How is vetoing that bad again and against poor people?

  • @murderbeam9614
    @murderbeam9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "We're going to take down the establishment! Whoops, I lost, all your money goes to the establishment. Vote for the establishment."
    Who sold out faster this month, toilet paper or Bernie Sanders?

    • @murderbeam9614
      @murderbeam9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't have to choose between two senile rapists though. Jacob Hornberger actually has morally defensible policy positions and isn't a rapist or pedophile :)

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@murderbeam9614 Let me guess the other one is Trump?

  • @Bdognintendo777
    @Bdognintendo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Friendship with Bernie Sanders ended now Howie Hawkins is my best friend.

  • @Catgirl_Online
    @Catgirl_Online 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Seeing June in HD makes me uncomfortable

    • @yawningkitty457
      @yawningkitty457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you can dial you video settings back to 'potatoe' if it makes you feel better.

    • @RockyMetal24
      @RockyMetal24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam no longer considers 720p as HD. So it's cool

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @carlos Rivas You mean look like shit?

  • @elliottlastnameblank7916
    @elliottlastnameblank7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I’m not worried tho, I won’t get drafted!!!”
    Whatever you say, medical nurse forced to cater to wounded soldiers

  • @matthewm1446
    @matthewm1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Gamers are still the most oppressed minority

    • @ceasefire2825
      @ceasefire2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ᝄuperabundant ᝄtar what of us mobile serfs?

    • @spooplegeist
      @spooplegeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We truly, truly, live in a society. Gamers rise up.

    • @Bakanineinstein
      @Bakanineinstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The virginity is strong with this one, a powerful wizard you will make!

    • @matthewm1446
      @matthewm1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Bakanineinstein if you're speaking to me, I've already learned how to cast mid-level fire spells. Practicing light magic now

    • @cursedimage8599
      @cursedimage8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cease fire mobile gamers are a separate race

  • @lisarox4221
    @lisarox4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "most of us can't even order a pizza without having a mild panic attack"
    this young woman speaks the truth we don't want to face...

    • @christopherzapata4970
      @christopherzapata4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That the quality of delivery pizza has steadily declined in the last 5 decades?

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK, but adults don't take anime avatars seriously, so maybe grow up? Lisa "Rox."

    • @lisarox4221
      @lisarox4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's a sad day on the internet when a "Dan of Xymox" tells you to grow up...

    • @picklesenate9681
      @picklesenate9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have an extreme panic attack everyday before work

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll have a pepperoni pineapple and onion

  • @jakeroney98
    @jakeroney98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Don’t lie to us, we know Ollie’s voting for Vermin Supreme

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ollie suspects he's hiding rabbit ears under the boot. First rabbit president!

  • @tanner3907
    @tanner3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:41 nice going June , you killed rbg

  • @Will-db4qo
    @Will-db4qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Bottoms rise up"
    Me, a raging homosexual: *hold my iced coffee*

    • @stupidchild7716
      @stupidchild7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait when did we appropriate iced coffee?

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stupidchild7716 Pretty much from the beginning I imagine.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stupidchild7716 I thought that you already have: the way too sweat mixed drinks, (chick drinks) strange mixed coffee that you need a minute to recite it's name, like an incantation to summon something.

    • @ghostfunny348
      @ghostfunny348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Reilly Wow... that’s really cool bro... but funny thing is i don’t remember asking

    • @lotus1936
      @lotus1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so funny 😂 i has to ooooooooiiiiii

  • @shiteyanyo1111
    @shiteyanyo1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The passive-aggressivness of this video is feeding me well, Mom

  • @jinx7018
    @jinx7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I think it’s kinda funny how the two exact opposites fan bases, Trumps and Bernies, Are insulted with the same insults. It’s very strange that the two supporter bases can connect with the fact that they’re both mostly misunderstood.

    • @digitalspecter
      @digitalspecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jackwhite1742 'Murica will be a shithole country before it moves even slightly to the left.

    • @jinx7018
      @jinx7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jack White that’s a really stupid way to establish political superiority as every country is different, and every country requires a slightly different approach. Based on terrain, what the can export, what they import, and the population size, governments will vary widely. But if you’re begging for an example, Denmark is a socialist republic, and they are very successful, however, this is only because of their relatively small population. Like I said, every country has to take in many very different factors to construct a healthy and prosperous economy.

    • @bluesolace9052
      @bluesolace9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JINX 701 Very true, in fact socialism was practically the first way of distributing pay for labor at the dawn of civilization. When early humans were nomads we were able to split food equally because of small population and because we were always on the go. That being said, I still don’t want the US to be socialist. But it will happen if we don’t fix the problems with capitalism.

    • @jinx7018
      @jinx7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eternal Branches your absolutely right. America will never really succeed as a socialist government because of our population size, but capitalism has many problems as well.

    • @Den.Vos.Reynaerde
      @Den.Vos.Reynaerde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jinx7018 No Denmark is NOT a socialist republic. It's neither socialist nor a republic (it's a monarchy). It is heavily free market-based with a strong social security. In other words, a capitalist social democracy.
      Bernie Sanders got called out by the Danish prime minister Rasmussen for calling his country socialist.

  • @siimad2988
    @siimad2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i don’t really give a crap about american politics, nor do i even know why i’m here, but if you ever find it hard to open a bottle cap, just smack it on the edge of a table on the part where the cap is attached to the weird plastic ring beneath it
    hope that helps

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks.

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👌🏻

    • @WheatSn4ckBread
      @WheatSn4ckBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The plastic ring thing is a "tamper band", it's to let you know if the bottle has been opened or not before purchase. Also if a tight cap is a repeat issue with a specific product, you can contact the manufacturer to let them know. Sounds dumb, but the amount of torque required to open a cap is taken pretty seriously in the industry.

  • @filipfenix
    @filipfenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    All I want to hear is Trump looking Baiden in the eyes and saying:
    "O K B O O M E R"

    • @sisterfister698
      @sisterfister698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @JustusGregorius nah hes pretty hip

    • @AkbarAli-bs4eq
      @AkbarAli-bs4eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bernie and Biden aren't Boomers, they are "war babies" born during WWII, the generation born just before Boomers which were born 1946-1964, and Boomers tended to be a lot more spoiled growing up, leading to characteristics present ever since. Donald Trump is a Boomer.

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trump has called out violent videogames, if that doesn't make him a boomer idk what will.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get /pol/ on the case

    • @sisterfister698
      @sisterfister698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JustusGregorius I mean if we want to get super technical, baby boomers are babies born from soldiers that came back from WW2 and got their wives prego because they missed them so much, which is why there was a "boom" in birth rates. And we all know Trumps dad didn't serve.

  • @deeplyclosetedindividual
    @deeplyclosetedindividual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    There are two types of Bernie bros:
    Those who don't vote, and
    Those who end up voting for Trump.
    ...also, great video as always!

    • @deeplyclosetedindividual
      @deeplyclosetedindividual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BrainScramblies I gave you a free thumbs up, since you like free shyte :)

  • @croutoncrumbs26
    @croutoncrumbs26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    -NOO!!, YOU CAN'T JUST DROP OFF THE ELECTION!
    -Hahah, Bernie go bye-bye

    • @GrampappyJoe
      @GrampappyJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the shittiest meme format since everything baby yoda

  • @ErtsWarthron
    @ErtsWarthron 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:42 she predicted the future

    • @alle_edits
      @alle_edits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      might

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Looks like Bernie's E-girl strategy has failed

    • @SuperSuper0
      @SuperSuper0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DIO!

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ronald Raygun people already did it alot for free, I wont back any politician but I loved the Bernie memes

  • @ritalynb7070
    @ritalynb7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That was how Canada got our first female prime minister.....by default when the pm stepped down.

  • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
    @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    Bernie Bros: “The establish is calling us all racist and sexist”
    Republicans: First time?

    • @darkdaxterversionz
      @darkdaxterversionz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nah dawg. Been hearing it right along with you for the past decade.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean, one of those is more accurate than the other

    • @Really250
      @Really250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @blackrave404 aaawwww you're so cute

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@Really250 he hasn't realized just yet. Just give him some time.

    • @nickseda5371
      @nickseda5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @blackrave404 You know Abraham Lincoln was Republican right?

  • @dercarrot991
    @dercarrot991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bro, I love Biden meets cause it’s just this old dude stumbling through with oblivion tier dialogue.
    “And I feel that we... uhhhhhh... where am I?” *walks off stage*

  • @zesticide1010
    @zesticide1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Nah, I'm good, the DNC doesn't need my vote, and I actually want to watch them lose. Trump it is.

  • @alecdyer8689
    @alecdyer8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    June: Joe Biden might win
    Everyone: LIES! DECEPTION!!!

    • @chrishansen9731
      @chrishansen9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny watching these Bernie bros melt down

  • @SommersetStriker
    @SommersetStriker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I feel for you Bernie Bros, I really do.
    But come on, you knew this was going to happen.

    • @pitsahat2
      @pitsahat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @JoeRingo118 Sanders and his policies are not liked by the genral public. Has nothing to do with the DNC.The few tisms screeching on twatter don't matter enough when it comes to normies voting. Unless you learn this lesson now any similar candidate in the future will have no chance of winning either.

    • @TTOF_JB
      @TTOF_JB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk why his supporters thought he was gonna make it this time. The DNC didn't suddenly start loving him in 4 years. lol

    • @TTOF_JB
      @TTOF_JB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JoeRingo118 But they did it last time. This isn't anything new.

    • @pitsahat2
      @pitsahat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JoeRingo118 _"Hell, the Dnc quite literally shut down polling stations in areas that were supportive of bernie, as well as the voting app debacle."_ Any actual evidence for that or just the inability to stay factual.
      Sanders wanted to introduce a socialist health programm under which all private insurances were to be prohibited. He openly endorsed Castro for Chirst's sake. He asked for a minimum wage while refusing to pay it to his staffers. Just as a few examples. So yeah, his policies are shite and so was his campaign.

    • @Mine-rq2ho
      @Mine-rq2ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck bernie bros. Racists dont deserve sympathy.

  • @fp4640
    @fp4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    wow, this didnt age well

  • @TheSfoil
    @TheSfoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “That sweet sweet young people vote.”
    You mean the one that never shows up on Election Day?

    • @youknowwho9247
      @youknowwho9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This. Millennials are whining about 'the establishment' stealing the nomination and 'the boomers' not getting it, meanwhile they stay on social media and make outrage posts on election day rather than go out and vote like the demographics who get their candidates elected. There is no 'young people vote' to court in the US, because young people overwhelmingly aren't voting.

    • @thecommentor9898
      @thecommentor9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prediction: 40% turnout on E day

    • @LadyZeldaia
      @LadyZeldaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@youknowwho9247 well.. it is kinda hard to want to vote when all you hear is how shit you are and that no politician ever wantrs to talk about your issues.

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@youknowwho9247
      Bruh Millenials are mid 30s to 40s now. I think you mean Gen Z. Also it's worth mentioning that lots of campus polling stations have been closed due to Republican prerequisites for stations which just so happen to affect only college voting. And the sudden shutdown of Latino-majority neighborhood polling stations..

    • @NoahBodze
      @NoahBodze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LadyZeldaia The catharsis you’re ought to have is to not let politicians have any say over your issues.
      That’s your job. Not theirs and not mine. Your job. America was literally founded on this idea.

  • @christopherquigley5468
    @christopherquigley5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Note: don’t be listening to Shoe when trying to bench press. You’ll laugh and accidentally drop the bar on your chest.

    • @djayramos2331
      @djayramos2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh shit we got a strong guy in the comments

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This guy lifts weights everybody.

    • @aurorarider3210
      @aurorarider3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But can he lift the weight of the DNC’s power over our electoral process?

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aurorarider3210 _"no one man should have all that power..."_

    • @PolishBigfootCircle11
      @PolishBigfootCircle11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bernie Bros lift? Like, a chad?

  • @svenbrede6151
    @svenbrede6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    On the bright side: June is making videos like it's 2015 again. This is the edge we're here for. You need more tears, more hatred, girl. That salt is what we're here for.
    Seriously: great video. Sad it's only when people get into a bad frame of find, they get this good at entertainment.

  • @lemonfel
    @lemonfel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am very happy, out of all your vids that's I've watched, this was the only one I could see with an ad. Like you've been working hard, dishing out great arguments, and not getting monetized or just rewarded for this work is just shit. Like you mask it worthwhile to watch by making things entertaining, but also send a strong message. I'm just glad you got an ad, and are probably getting paid for this vid