I don’t think she should feel comfortable saying it honestly. Like I don’t mind if you’re Italian, but you should keep it to yourself and not shove it in everyone’s face
"Mommy, mommy, the missiles are coming straight for us!!" "I see that dear, but did you know they're coming from a cisgender millennial woman with an anxiety disorder??"
Her - I'm a Coloured Cisgender Mexican American woman of colour with Generalised Anxiety Disorder Also Her - My existence is not a box checking exercise
I'd rather submerge my balls in nitric acid than trying to use shgiet like that in order to look special in achieving a position I was given as a disable dude I left my hope in hell I shall go search for it when the war starts and am drafted.
And in the same f**cking breath lol. You can tell whoever they hired to write this script, their existence is a box checking exercise, who is in denial.
Both sides: but just keep the Russians out? About the only thing they can agree on? Wait, aren't there Russian Americans in the US? Where's THEIR representation in the intelligence agency? :P
I mean that’s the beauty with diversity. We have the capability to pretty much infiltrate any country if we need to and craft an identity for agents that would fit someone that could be from that country.
I'm not saying it couldn't have been more severe in her past, but why bring up your generalized anxiety disorder in the midst of also being a super-braggart about your achievements, and recording lines for potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to? She would probably say "My disorder doesn't define me" on top of it all, so why even mention it?
She wants us to tell her: "You go girl! Don't let the patriarchy tell you that you can't run drugs into downtown L.A. , to fund your operation overthrowing a democratically-elected government in Africa."
@@ixelhaine That was my thought. Do we really want the people that we give broad latitude to violate human rights in the name of security worldwide to have anxiety disorder? ADHD sure. Anxiety disorders, paranoia or anything like that I would say are a no go.
@@peterpidrak9501 As someone with this disorder, I'm not sure how you could feel comfortable doing this job given that if anyone finds out who you are, you are in danger.
Don't most countries ignore it though it's more of a guideline then an enforceable law due to the nature of the United Nations and international politics
Whats interesting, i watched a few people talk about this. But if you think about how the CIA ran things. You really think that would change? Especially amongst senior officers? Like said here. Its just a front.
1- Mexican 2- Cisgender Woman 3- Immigrant Parents 4- Woman of Colour 5- First generation Latina 6- Generalised Anxiety Disorder 7- My existence is not a box checking exercise
“My existence is not a box-checking exercise” Also: - I'm a daughter of immigrants; - I'm a woman of colour; - I'm a mum; - I'm cisgender; - I'm a millennial; - I have generalised anxiety disorder; and - I'm intersectional. Yep.
@@twinkiesmaster69 "I'm a Eukaryota, animalaia, vertebrata, tetrapoda, mammalia, primate, hominidae, homo sapiens, female, bisexual, cisgender, 3 parts Frisian - 1 part Native Carribian Indian, Dutch, 3D artist, with a minor muscle condition, who likes salty foods. My pronouns are help/please help."
She **explicitly** mentioned being a "cisgender" "Millennial" with "anxiety". Hell, I completely expected her to call herself a " Latinx". She's checking every box she possibly can.
@@useraccount333 I was surprised about the "Latina" at first, too, then I remembered that no matter how woke a Latin person is, they still have enough self respect not to go with the x there. As far as I've seen, that gem is for the non-Latin wokes only.
CIA = *Criminals In America/ Criminals In Action* ... is a running-gag my friends and I tell each other for years and years and years. Where evil people go when they want to have _"legal"_ power over others.
I read somewhere that the CIA is actually interested in people with Anxiety disorders because it makes them more paranoid which is useful as an undercover agent.
That ad sounds like something the Onion would make, it has that exact tone of being ridiculous but in a serious tone. At first you think it _is_ serious but then you actually process what they're saying and you just go "wait wtf is this?".
The Onion has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Reality can do whatever they want, because: “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” ― Mark Twain
When their content runs dry and they start putting out ‘our top ten drone strikes’ or ‘ five assassinations you didn’t know were the cia’ then my personal favourite ‘is your favourite conspiracy theory true? We tell all’
Oh yeah, I actually yelled out at the screen "You literally did that 2 seconds ago, you twit!". I mean, how can you unironically say that with a straight face!?
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 She says a lot of funny things in this video. It seems unlikely people would've latched onto the low hanging fruit joke. Probably would've overwhelmingly latched onto something else though, so it's kind of a distinction without a difference I guess.
"I have generalized anxiety disorder, which I treat by microdosing LSD, which the CIA seems to have a limitless supply of and gives out like candy on Halloween for some reason"
It is absolutely terrifying to me that the CIA recorded a "box checking exercise" that included someone saying "I am not a box checking exercise". How the hell did this even happen?
The main problem of being "italian" is that you feel like you have to make sure everyone knows that you are in fact, italian. I know that because I'm italian.
I love that first CIA video every single time I see it; how she opens with checking a massive list of woke boxes and then IMMEDIATELY "But my existence is not a box checking exercise" LMFAO, it's like an Onion skit except not even they would hit this hard LMAO.
I had a leader approach me while I was in the military, asking me if I would be willing to take a leadership role because "we need more females in leadership"...I responded with "do you even know if I'm qualified?:
'My existence is not a box checking exercise' yet: * I am a woman of colour * I am a mother * I am a cis gendered millenial * I have an anxiety disorder Eh?
Look man I can't expect ideological consistency from the same people who also think labels can't and shouldn't apply to anyone but also genders galore. I legit read an entire thread on Reddit the other day about how modern gender theory is the key to making the entirety of society gender-free and within the thread one of them had an epiphany of why identifying with your biological sex actually makes sense in that respect and that maybe gender theory is precisely the theoretical and ideological circus people think it is. So no I ain't expect nothin less
Well at least she hits some of those check boxes that Heinlein said humans should be able to do But can she plan the overthrow of a democratically elected government WHILE changing a diaper?
“Do you think Margaret Tatcher had girl power?” “Oh my god yes” “Do you think she used a lot of that power by funneling illegal death squads in northern Ireland?” -Andre, Eric
@@theWebWizrd I was also confused. "Hey, did we say everything on our list? No? What did we miss? Oh yeah have her say 'my existence is not a box checking exercise' Great, that's a wrap, we got everything on our list. Please don't check the box, just put your initials next to it"
I would quote Tywin Lannister here - A king who needs to repeatedly tell others he is a king, will not remain as such for long. (paraphrasing here a little). AKA - if you need to state who and what you are to feel like that makes you 'whatever you are'... then you have some massive issues PERSONALLY. I do not judge if a boss of a company is male or female. Just if they are competent and professional.
I like how their new logo looks like a villain thing from a TV series. Also they dropped the "United States of America" and the country's symbols. Almost as if the CIA were actually serving their own interests rather than the country's...
@Squeeky Clean it's an old term. It might not have been racist when it emerged. Saying black people is generally accepted. But white supremacists usually insist on using "blacks". The n-word can get them into trouble now, so they adopted another old term to use as a sign of their disrespect. The term is becoming more and more loaded, because young white supremacists are using it to hint at their racist opinions. I hope that helps explain. It's great to see you're working to improve yourself.
Was it small pox they injected black solders with back in the day calling it a new vaccine? Glad we'd never willing allow ourselves to be injected with an unproven experimental vaccine that's never been through FDA testing now....
"Yo, what's poppin' my fellow American. Isha girl xX_C.I.A agent_Xx *back* atcha with another *BANGER* video! Today we're gonna be looking at all your personal information!"
"I can change a diaper with one hand.... And water board an Iraqi with the other" sounds like something a stay at home dad would say after leaving the seals.
"I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise" saying this shit after doing nothing but check progressive check boxes is pretty fucking funny
Other countries intelligence agencies: let’s protect our country from enemy agents and attacks and bring down our enemies. US intelligence agencies: we’re here, we’re queer… water boarding in S & M gear.
I’m glad Shoe feels comfortable to say it in this video but I don’t think we should normalize being Italian
I don’t think she should feel comfortable saying it honestly. Like I don’t mind if you’re Italian, but you should keep it to yourself and not shove it in everyone’s face
Ay o, why you got the epstein creep agreeing wit you in the comments, you sumkinda kid diddler?
@@todd.howard thank you Jeffrey epstein
@@todd.howard ma come ti permetti
Italian food is overrated
"Mommy, mommy, the missiles are coming straight for us!!"
"I see that dear, but did you know they're coming from a cisgender millennial woman with an anxiety disorder??"
I still don't understand why they said cisgender
@@airplanes_aren.t_real
Because intersectionalism is obsessed with identity labels in general.
Those kids are so bigoted, smh. Women doing all they can to stand out in a male-dominated field of war crimes.
@@airplanes_aren.t_real The person who wrote the script saw the word on the internet and thought that's how woke people talk
@@Lilliathi yup its dumb
"I'm able to do my work in English, and interrogate a Venezuelan farmer in fluent spanish💅"
Best comment!
This fucking comment i swear 💀💀💀
golden comment
Lol
Yas, queen, slay!
Literally.
I wonder if my CIA agent watching my webcam is a female 😳
They do not care about weebs, you are on the lowest part of their give-a-sh totem pole of scary people.
Oh god what have you done
Simps: *mid-wank after realizing a female agent is spying on him*
well hello there..Milady.
Female agent: send in the troops.
Whipe out your sausage.
UWU
Her - I'm a Coloured Cisgender Mexican American woman of colour with Generalised Anxiety Disorder
Also Her - My existence is not a box checking exercise
I'd rather submerge my balls in nitric acid than trying to use shgiet like that in order to look special in achieving a position I was given as a disable dude
I left my hope in hell
I shall go search for it when the war starts and am drafted.
This box-checking sounds more complex than entire industrial standard behind a steel alloy
I bet she's not even gay
I think you forgot to mention she's a woman of color. Racist
And in the same f**cking breath lol. You can tell whoever they hired to write this script, their existence is a box checking exercise, who is in denial.
The two American political parties:
"Hire more CIA agents"
"Hire more CIA agents that are diverse".
Both sides: but just keep the Russians out? About the only thing they can agree on?
Wait, aren't there Russian Americans in the US? Where's THEIR representation in the intelligence agency? :P
@@sigmacademy **System malfunctions**
@@sigmacademy they’re too white
I mean that’s the beauty with diversity. We have the capability to pretty much infiltrate any country if we need to and craft an identity for agents that would fit someone that could be from that country.
The right party:
"Hire a CIA Agent that's qualified"
“I used to suffer with imposter syndrome” so I replaced it with protagonist syndrome.
Sus
yep
..or projection
..or both
Imposter
I'm not saying it couldn't have been more severe in her past, but why bring up your generalized anxiety disorder in the midst of also being a super-braggart about your achievements, and recording lines for potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to? She would probably say "My disorder doesn't define me" on top of it all, so why even mention it?
@@jackfrager2542 Black is sus, vote her out.
imagine taking a break from torturing people to talk about how microaggressioms make you feel
She wants us to tell her:
"You go girl! Don't let the patriarchy tell you that you can't run drugs into downtown L.A. , to fund your operation overthrowing a democratically-elected government in Africa."
"I'm a cis-gendered millennial with an anxiety disorder!" Literally the 'How do you do fellow kids' meme IRL.
I’m trans and that quote made me want to kill myself even more
"I have an anxiety disorder," oh good, that's who I want waterboarding unprosecuted political prisoners.
That's the kind of person I want doing America's dirty work..
@@ixelhaine That was my thought. Do we really want the people that we give broad latitude to violate human rights in the name of security worldwide to have anxiety disorder? ADHD sure. Anxiety disorders, paranoia or anything like that I would say are a no go.
@@peterpidrak9501 As someone with this disorder, I'm not sure how you could feel comfortable doing this job given that if anyone finds out who you are, you are in danger.
nothing says girl power like ignoring the Geneva convention 💅
Don't most countries ignore it though it's more of a guideline then an enforceable law due to the nature of the United Nations and international politics
👏More 👏female 👏war 👏criminals 👏
That actually sounds like the most third wave Feminist thing ever
Well all conventions are cancelled due to the pandemic so
I believe you mean the Geneva "suggestion"
They’re literally just pulling a Kevin Spacey.
“Did I unapologetically commit heinous crimes? Maybe. Idk. But I’m gay sooo...yeah....deal with that.”
Little known fact: being gay actually makes you innocent of every crime possible
source: am gay
@@traskforge got off of a charge of mustard gassing an orphanage because I told them that they were participating in bi erasure
Spacey is awful. Especially that christmas greeting video where he gloats about getting away with murder.
Whats interesting, i watched a few people talk about this. But if you think about how the CIA ran things. You really think that would change? Especially amongst senior officers? Like said here. Its just a front.
sus 2:32
1- Mexican
2- Cisgender Woman
3- Immigrant Parents
4- Woman of Colour
5- First generation Latina
6- Generalised Anxiety Disorder
7- My existence is not a box checking exercise
She is latina, she didn't say Mexican. Probably ecuatorian cuz she said she can sing a song from a place there
"The CIA can monetize their channel, but God forbid any of us talk about politics!"
Nailed it, right there.
go to 2:32 it has sus
youtubre definitely isnt going to say no to the cia lol
@@sebaschan-uwu no one can say no to CIA
Does Google defer to the CIA, or is it the other way around? 🤔
@@cactustree2786 amogusss???
“My existence is not a box-checking exercise” she says after check-listing all the boxes she fits into. Nice.
🤣😂🤣😂
Fr tho 🙄
Bruh literally. The irony is so surreal and there is literally no self awareness in sight
Social justice double speak
Glad someone made this comment 😂
"Oh shit everyone knows we killed JFK uh uh uh I'm gay!"
That's what we call pulling a Spacey
Kevin Spacey killed JFK too?
@@Chadmlad Loool!!
ran some ppl over, btr change the plumbing; ITS NOT A DISTRACTION
Jenner.
@@FractalPrism. "buckle up buckaroos"
The kids that were literally pulling a Spacey aren't amused by this...
“My existence is not a box-checking exercise”
Also:
- I'm a daughter of immigrants;
- I'm a woman of colour;
- I'm a mum;
- I'm cisgender;
- I'm a millennial;
- I have generalised anxiety disorder; and
- I'm intersectional.
Yep.
If she entered, her existence would take home the gold in the intersectional olympics.
"my existence is not a box-checking excercise" she says, as she tries to create and check as many boxes as humanly possible
"im a cisgender hetro homosapien air-breather"
@@twinkiesmaster69
"I'm a Eukaryota, animalaia, vertebrata, tetrapoda, mammalia, primate, hominidae, homo sapiens, female, bisexual, cisgender, 3 parts Frisian - 1 part Native Carribian Indian, Dutch, 3D artist, with a minor muscle condition, who likes salty foods. My pronouns are help/please help."
I was about to post this then saw you XD
@@Lilliathi Not gonna fit all that on a business card.
@@CazRaX A QR code can fit ~2kB of data, you can just print that on the card.
The ATF is going to make a TH-cam video about the cutest dogs they've shot.
This made me laugh harder than it should.
Shia LaBeouf seconds that
They are literally pushing a puppy project and selling stuffed animal puppies😭
I am a stand up comedian. I am stealing this. I have no shame
Nah, that's PETA.
"My existence is not a box checking exercise"
*Meanwhile she continues to blatantly say every woke check box imaginable*
0oooof....you said it so much better than I did. THANK YOU!
My existence is not a box checking exercise, I also take fingerprints and administer drug tests.
She **explicitly** mentioned being a "cisgender" "Millennial" with "anxiety". Hell, I completely expected her to call herself a " Latinx". She's checking every box she possibly can.
Loool yep! How can you be both intersex and cis? Like waht?
@@useraccount333 I was surprised about the "Latina" at first, too, then I remembered that no matter how woke a Latin person is, they still have enough self respect not to go with the x there. As far as I've seen, that gem is for the non-Latin wokes only.
"I have friends who are from countries your corporation has disappeared people from"
Yeah I got American friends too
The Four G’s:
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Geneva convention violations.
👀👀there it is.
Isn't that "provisional guidelines" for ALL intelligence/security agencies? :P
👑
AND guilt trip
Since when are they gatekeeping? Sure, they've tortured, gaslit, and use chemical weaponry in targeted instances (mostly Cuba), but gatekeeping?
"The Patriarchy can't stop ME from setting children on fire!" I almost pissed my pants.
"They want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel." I'm sorry I can only "like" this video once.
Lmao
@@robertabrahamsen9076 bruh patriachy or not-patriachy ..... children are equally flammable
This is amazing
@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree White Phosphorus is even worse
To be honest, the first lady who was talking about who she was for like 6 hours makes her perfect for the torture programs.
Play it on repeat... 24/7 - but I don't think they'll need to for that long.
😂😂😂👍
"tell us what you know, or i will tell you EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
CIA = *Criminals In America/ Criminals In Action*
... is a running-gag my friends and I tell each other for years and years and years.
Where evil people go when they want to have _"legal"_ power over others.
Why do most of the diversity hires work in the library?
I read somewhere that the CIA is actually interested in people with Anxiety disorders because it makes them more paranoid which is useful as an undercover agent.
That is just what they want you to think, comrade…
@@Ag3nt0fCha0s perfect reply lol
2:17 “My existence is not a box checking exercise”
-The person who just went down the list of their box checking qualities.
Thats what I said. This people are so obsessed on checking boxes to feel important instead of living.
Brilliant observation!
Box checking is essentially what they do in job interviews
@@heinshaaine8153 Maybe Both.
"Oh shit. Everyone knows we killed JFK... uh... I'm gay!"
Otherwise known as the Kevin Spacey defense
Which is then followed by the Chewbacca defense.
@@GoodMorningSimply Why would a wookie like Chewbacca want to live on Endor with the much smaller Eworks? It does not make sense.
@@gingy30 when you think about it it was just a kink shame :/
The Spacey Gambit
Whattt so kevin spacey also killed jfk ????
“I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety…”
This is the most millennial sentence I’ve ever heard in my life
Wait but she said she’s 36 right?
Does that still count as a millennial?
@@LuisGutierrezG123 yea. Millennials start in 1984, so the oldest one would be 37
honestly its so millennia that's its suspicious, also I don't know how shoe didn't comment on the imposter syndrome statement in that video
"My existence is not a box-checking exercise."
It kinda sounds like she's checking boxes
Sounds like a good reason not to work for the cia tbh
"My life is not a box checking exercise," she says immediately after having systematically checked off all the boxes she fits in
"I can change a diaper with one hand and water board an Iraqi with the other."
That fucking got me 😂
god fuckin
"Don't care didn't ask, plus you're a fed." Boom. Done. Video over.
Hey bro, I’ll drink to that
@@JohnSmith-gr3pq I'll drink to anything
„they want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel“ is probably one of the best quotes ever
you don't want a CEO girlboss to step on you? :O lol
*insert sex joke to cope with the sense of impending doom and shame related to my country*
@@BigGayIncorporated
Step on me Queen ?
Don't threaten me with a good time!
@@ForgBorger gotta cope somehow
If my CIA agent is a female… *she’s in for one hell of a ride going through my porn history*
dont flatter yourself theirs plenty of you ellen degenerits
I guarantee you, nobody is ready to handle your porn search history.
a ride
That ad sounds like something the Onion would make, it has that exact tone of being ridiculous but in a serious tone. At first you think it _is_ serious but then you actually process what they're saying and you just go "wait wtf is this?".
You can consider the Onion "real news" these days. Because whatever absurdity they make fun of, eventually becomes reality. :P
@@sigmacademy Yeah, a lot of their stuff from 2008 is now true, it's eerie how accurately they've managed to predict the future with their satire
The Onion has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Reality can do whatever they want, because:
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
― Mark Twain
When their content runs dry and they start putting out ‘our top ten drone strikes’ or ‘ five assassinations you didn’t know were the cia’ then my personal favourite ‘is your favourite conspiracy theory true? We tell all’
why do I unironically think they'll make some BuzzFeed like article with that sort of title in the near future.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
Storytime: how we murdered a democratically elected foreign leader lol! I'm so crazy. Spilling all the tea
this sounds like some Onion news shit LMFAO
"Hey guys! Soooo.... STORYTIME!!! Today we're going to learn about Operation Northwoods."
"my life isn't a list of checkboxes"
*Only explains their life as checkboxes*
Exactly what i thought
Oh yeah, I actually yelled out at the screen "You literally did that 2 seconds ago, you twit!". I mean, how can you unironically say that with a straight face!?
@@xen0bia some ppl get sponsored by raid shadow legends, some ppl are sponsored by the CIA. Money is money
Really though.
wokeness in a nutshell. rid ourselves of the yoke of labels by inventing an obscene amount of labels and judging everything and everyone by them.
"Don't care, didn't ask. Plus you're a fed." xD
"Intersectional death squads"
I have never laughed so hard at something so goddamn terrifying.
Critical Race Theoretical Nuke
Reminds me of the inter-racial street gangs that appear in movies.
"My family left their country after the CIA organized a coup and destroyed the country and now I join the CIA to destroy other countries."
True story.
I was just aghast at that. Just 😳
Realest comment of 2021.
I WILL HAVE MY MISPLACED REVENGE
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!
To destroy USA from within by hiring mental overweight single moms Yay!! 😂👍
> They want the boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel
I'm 100% stealing that one
Oof x.X
It is always nice when the secret police are more inclusive
I can't believe you didn't even touch on the "I don't need to check boxes" comment immediately after she checks like 10 boxes unironically.
That was one of the funniest parts. She said it as she was doing it.
Would've kept it from being 70% of the comments.
Yeah but they’d just be replaced by people quoting her saying it.
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 She says a lot of funny things in this video. It seems unlikely people would've latched onto the low hanging fruit joke. Probably would've overwhelmingly latched onto something else though, so it's kind of a distinction without a difference I guess.
"identity politics will almost always be used as a weapon to defend the elite" I have been trying to put it into words for years
there's sus at 2:32
If I could just name one elite we can't criticize...
Serial killers will always breathe in oxygen, lets stop using oxygen because. LOGIC
@@karoltakisobie6638 You sound suspiciously like you're thinking something anti semetic
@@karoltakisobie6638 there litteraly isnt one if you live in a first world country
“I can change a diaper with one hand, and overthrow a democratically elected government with the other”
"I have generalized anxiety disorder, which I treat by microdosing LSD, which the CIA seems to have a limitless supply of and gives out like candy on Halloween for some reason"
The absolute irony of a CIA agent struggling with imposter syndrome is beautiful.
Irony? Most FED's have mental issues and are achitzo asfugg.
@All Law Sure, if YouR ageD Under 15
@All Law MoSt cia InfOrmaNts Are gAy PROBabLY GoNna GiVe YoU AiFs. My fed has aids, so she told me.
@All Law Why would shE lie? That's not her job. Her job is to be honest for sure.
I have no idea what the conversation above me is even about
"My existence is not a box-checking exercise", she says halfway through a long diatribe of box-checking...
She obviously doesn’t think too deeply or she wouldn’t have been hired.
A lot of insecurity among these people, I notice…
"I'm italian... that counts as a disability am I right?" that is one of the best sentences I have ever heard
“My existence is not a box-checking exercise.”. In this context, it genuinely is...a box-checking exercise. Good writing.
And good box-checking to boot!
😂 right! she spends the entire video checking boxing. how is this even happening . . .
It is absolutely terrifying to me that the CIA recorded a "box checking exercise" that included someone saying "I am not a box checking exercise". How the hell did this even happen?
"My existence is not a box checking exercise" right after she finished off checking off all her woke boxes.
I honestly couldn't believe she said that right after. It's too shit to be true.
The way you are born shouldn't be offensive. How could she not check boxes just by existing?
The main problem of being "italian" is that you feel like you have to make sure everyone knows that you are in fact, italian. I know that because I'm italian.
That’s not true. I’m Italian and I hardly ever tell anyone. Did I mention I’m Italian?
I used to think Italians were cool and wished I was one until I saw these comments.
Don't worry, you can become Italian! It's called trans-italianism! Stop being fascist! ;)
I am also Italian. What a small world.
@@LyricalFluffer Migrate lol
The CIA looks like a community college campus, ironic, considering that is one setting in which they like to recruit
Sometimes they don’t even send an agent out they just have them go on 4chan and then groom mass shooters
"but. my existence. is not. a box. checking. exercise"
You can really feel the gun being held to her head as she reads that line off the script.
fr i feel so bad for that actress . . . that's either supreme desperation or a head full of confusion
"They want that boot on your neck.... To be an eight-inch heel."
Fucking flawless.
Not living in USA feels nice rn
ngl it is a minor improvement ;)
@@timwhite1783 Idk bro, heels hurt more than boots.
But but but I’m into that
Uwu step on me big mommy fed
woman in the 1st ad:
*checks off a bunch of boxes she put herself in*
“but my existence is not box checking”
well, you couldve fooled me
I love that first CIA video every single time I see it; how she opens with checking a massive list of woke boxes and then IMMEDIATELY "But my existence is not a box checking exercise" LMFAO, it's like an Onion skit except not even they would hit this hard LMAO.
"My existence is not a box-checking exercise.... but let me check all these boxes, here."
I was thinking the same thing like that's all she did was check boxes lmao
"Not a box-checking exercise" is on the checklist.
So honestly, what can the poor woman do?
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: Breaking the glass ceiling _and_ the Geneva convention
snapping POW’s shins and gettin’ those feminist wins
Hey, the Geneva Conventions are just a way for the patriarchy to humbug. /s
"My life is not a box checking exercise. Now let me list all my identities to check all the diversity boxes."
You had me at what is this a joy division album. Liked and subscribed.
"I'm Italian that counts as a disability "
Bro... I didn't know I was disabled, at least now I can try to enter the CIA
Dio brigant, anch’io lo sono
What if I'm Russian?
@@alexsilent5603 Try spetsnaz, but as far as I know they want qualified people without any mental illness.
Ayo, where all my black gender fluid AISE boys at
@@lucaagostinelli2912 Yeah... Russia is not developed enough to provide jobs in security agencies for people with mental illness...
“GO RUN LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU CAN STAY INNOCENT!”
Shoe I’m literally watching your channel, my innocence left a long time ago
"They want that boot on your neck to be a 8-inch heel"
Go on..
GO TO HORNY JAIL
*BONK*
Step on me CIA mommy
@@gratedbracelet5942 Bruh.
I think that will hurt more my dude.
I had a leader approach me while I was in the military, asking me if I would be willing to take a leadership role because "we need more females in leadership"...I responded with "do you even know if I'm qualified?:
You took it, right?
'My existence is not a box checking exercise' yet:
* I am a woman of colour
* I am a mother
* I am a cis gendered millenial
* I have an anxiety disorder
Eh?
Look man I can't expect ideological consistency from the same people who also think labels can't and shouldn't apply to anyone but also genders galore. I legit read an entire thread on Reddit the other day about how modern gender theory is the key to making the entirety of society gender-free and within the thread one of them had an epiphany of why identifying with your biological sex actually makes sense in that respect and that maybe gender theory is precisely the theoretical and ideological circus people think it is.
So no I ain't expect nothin less
E X A C T L Y
@@theinstitute1324 That's AMAZING, but it also makes me wanna die.
Her oppression level is off the charts
@@johnhummel99 na she still has all the juicy cis privilege!
Child: Mommy mommy I want progressivism
Mom: Sweetie, we have progressivism at home
Progressivism at home:
"I can change a diaper with one hand"
-Extremely powerful being
It's not like i did that at 7 nah no you are a supremely being if you can do that
While torturing a terrorist suspect with another
Well at least she hits some of those check boxes that Heinlein said humans should be able to do
But can she plan the overthrow of a democratically elected government WHILE changing a diaper?
@@mikek9297 my spaghetti arms couldn't lift it
I can unhook a bra with one hand, hear me roar.
“Do you think Margaret Tatcher had girl power?”
“Oh my god yes”
“Do you think she used a lot of that power by funneling illegal death squads in northern Ireland?”
-Andre, Eric
Hey, the IRA killed people, too, you know.
@@clottadams5028 dammit those filthy criminals defending their country
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "yas kween, slaaay"
Wait, is slaying with extreme prejudice/lethal force even a thing? :/
Underrated comment.
Haha!
"I can change a diaper with one hand"
Shoe: "And waterboard an Iraqi with the other"
Damn it shoe, you kill me.
Just like the CIA kills * muffled screaming *
are you an iraqi?
Remember, it's not really waterboarding if you use diesel. ;)
"Have fun assassinating people...Gayly." HA
Fucking genius
Just remember kids, if they offer "glacier" flavored gatorade instead of light blue, they're definitely a fed.
“Have fun assassinating people….GAYLY!”
I spit up my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂
With a silver bullet dipped in HIV+ blood. Take that enemy of globohomo.
I almost choked on my beer, and snot came out of my nose at that one, genius!
Italians have Parkinson's disease - but only when they're speaking to somebody.
2:14 "but my existence is not a box checking exercise" she says after putting a gorrilion labels on herself lmao
Yeah, just actually what the hell is that. How does that pass any sort of writing review. That is just lunacy
@@theWebWizrd I was also confused. "Hey, did we say everything on our list? No? What did we miss? Oh yeah have her say 'my existence is not a box checking exercise' Great, that's a wrap, we got everything on our list. Please don't check the box, just put your initials next to it"
That was my first thought.
The music in the CIA-video is so wholesome. It makes you almost forget all the crimes against human rights the CIA does.
I just love how she lists all these unique qualities and then immidietly says she doesnt exist to check boxs?????? Like what????????
Exactly. This is literally an exercise in box checking.
I would quote Tywin Lannister here - A king who needs to repeatedly tell others he is a king, will not remain as such for long. (paraphrasing here a little).
AKA - if you need to state who and what you are to feel like that makes you 'whatever you are'... then you have some massive issues PERSONALLY.
I do not judge if a boss of a company is male or female. Just if they are competent and professional.
i love how theres sus at 2:32
Immediately*
ah yes, the famed quality called generalized anxiety disorder, truly admirable
She sure checked a lot of boxes for not checking any boxes.
55% of comments: *CIA girlboss*
44% of comments: *Italian*
1% of comments: "Happy Birthday Ollie!"
100% if comments: there is a sus at 2:32
Happy birthday Ollie!😁
“Everyone knows I did something illegal, but also I’m gay now let’s focus on that.”
Ah, the Kevin Spacey defense, classic.
And it worked so well for him didn't it? Oh wait....
@@MrJonas2255 facts
I love how CIA have all their “human” videos dislike-bombed into oblivion.
Their like/dislike ratio might even be worse than youtube rewind lmao.
The bigger question is who is liking CIA videos? Their own employees? Iraqis held at gunpoint?
@@lostinsauce4515 bots
My existence is not a box checking exercise. Yet continues to check them boxes.
As in Iraqi person, nothing warms my heart than knowing that the CIA are finally woke
"excuse me, before you attach this car battery to my genitals - are you an ally?"
And therefore useless
As an Iraqi person too, I have no idea wtf was that.
"I am a gutless turd SJW. I am a trust-fund hipster. I am a Millennial."
My favorite thing about the U.S army twitch channel is the people in the chat spamming “war crimes pog”
I like how their new logo looks like a villain thing from a TV series.
Also they dropped the "United States of America" and the country's symbols.
Almost as if the CIA were actually serving their own interests rather than the country's...
Not like they have been serving the country for some time
“don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re a fed” was honestly perfect
"I'm not a quota hire"
How does she know? Do they tell people if they're a quota hire?
😂
Congratulations ma’am, you are now an agent, and by the way, you are not a token
Of course they do, the CIA never lies😂
@Squeeky Clean it's an old term. It might not have been racist when it emerged. Saying black people is generally accepted. But white supremacists usually insist on using "blacks". The n-word can get them into trouble now, so they adopted another old term to use as a sign of their disrespect. The term is becoming more and more loaded, because young white supremacists are using it to hint at their racist opinions. I hope that helps explain. It's great to see you're working to improve yourself.
She is a quota hire.
"I'm Italian... that counts as a disability right?"
Good one Shoe
good one shoe you showed those italians whos boss
@@k.umquat8604 as an offended, I'm Italian
Bro I’m Italian
"They want that boot on your neck to be an eight inch heel"
Poetic justice, put it in a song.
Couldn’t agree more 😩😩
KENDRICK LAMAR!
That is the best quote in this whole video!
"They want the boot on you're neck, to be an 8 inch heal." Lol wordsmith
This truly is the pinnacle of late-stage girlbossicism
sus 2:32
"Welcome to the U.S. Army, how can I help you?"
"I need some of that disease you guys invented."
"Crack?"
"The other one."
"Aids?"
"That's the spice."
I love Xavier renegade angel
Another cultured soul I see.
Was it small pox they injected black solders with back in the day calling it a new vaccine?
Glad we'd never willing allow ourselves to be injected with an unproven experimental vaccine that's never been through FDA testing now....
@@garykish8951 if you’re talking about the Tuskegee experiments i think it was Syphilis
@@garykish8951 oh look an insane person in the wild
"Yo, what's poppin' my fellow American. Isha girl xX_C.I.A agent_Xx *back* atcha with another *BANGER* video! Today we're gonna be looking at all your personal information!"
"dont care, didnt ask. Plus youre a fed." had me rollin
"I can change a diaper with one hand.... And water board an Iraqi with the other" sounds like something a stay at home dad would say after leaving the seals.
What gets me is how they call the CIA "CIA" without a 'the'. Feels like their referring to their cult leader.
That really annoyed me. More than it should of.
CIA. She is pronounced "see-ya" for when they kill enemies.
They're my medals, mother. From Army.
at 2:32 you can see a sussy
"I can change a diaper with one hand, and waterboard an Iraqui with the other..." Genius, I say.
"I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise" saying this shit after doing nothing but check progressive check boxes is pretty fucking funny
Im glad the patriarchy didnt stop elevated women from commiting war crimes
We can all be thankful for that.
“You’re laughing, the alphabet boys are gay poc girlbosses and you’re laughing”
Top comment of the entire internet
yes 😎
Other countries intelligence agencies: let’s protect our country from enemy agents and attacks and bring down our enemies. US intelligence agencies: we’re here, we’re queer… water boarding in S & M gear.
Thats amazing
Lmao
atleast we dont have brazil's
DAMN!😂😂😂😂😂💀
I screamed when i saw this message GOOD. GOD. 😂😂😂😂😂
I started working at the CIA because my handler told me I had to...
As a parent, for me the hardest thing to believe is the "changing a diaper with one hand" thing
Thank you!!!!
Right!?
CIA super powers. I have restrain them with my legs and use both hands to clean and get the diaper on
I'm a new uncle. I thought that was just me.
Maybe they have some military grade tactical diapers that are easy to change with one hand?