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When he tried to kill her, he was just inviting her to properly move in with him
Thats a good one x3
I really didn’t even think of this😂😂
Oh my god xD YASSSSSSSSS QQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!! xD
I'm mad I didn't think of this
👁⭕️👁
The woman: he actually spoke good English
Also her: well there was no physical voice
😂😂😂
I came to the comments to see if anyone noticed she seems like spazmoid
I was literally about to comment that too😂
Tam Dam 😂😂😂😂
Tam Dam well done because I actually didn’t pick up on that 😂
I was gonna say the same thing lol
"If your going to get paint eyebrows on, why make it look like Pride Rock?"
Why is this is the truest thing I have ever heard on TH-cam? 😂
Yas
What's pride rock
@@catanalinacazenave130 From Lion King
Right he's so funny. I got a mental image of pride rock and the lion king movie when he said that
Title: *Woman divorces ghost husband*
Me: “....... Did he ghost her?”
😂😂😂😂😂 no he scared her to ✨death✨
@@kellymilly8938 🤣🤣
Funny 👍😂
He was an invisible husband
Your funny fr 😂😂
“He speaks very good English!”
“I’ve never heard him speak.”
Me - *”w h a t ?”*
༼ಠ⌓ಠ༽
- □ *believe*
- ✅ *doubt*
*c o n f u s i o n*
NANI!!!!!!!!
@@mochamilksubs *press X to doubt*
“how did you meet”
Daz- ‘pirate tinder’
me, an intellectual- *”shiver me tinder”*
😂😂😂
I can’t breathe!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
tia tonna I’m in tears!! Oml 😭
Argh wasn't ready for that joke
Ahahahahaha
Her: never heard a physical voice
Also her: hE’s a pIrAte aNd 300 yEaRs
MADD VLOGGER but she said that he spoke English quiet good haha
This seems a little bit fIsHy 💗😂🧐🤔
Ik that’s exactly what I was thinking
Also her: he speaks good English
Wonder how they met..
"I'll resurrect you and slap you dead"
All the spirits in Daz's house:
👁👄👁
fucking banger my dude
600th like wooooo 🎉
Why is nobody talking about his Barbossa impression, it’s perfect!
I thought so too
it was amazing!!
Ikr!!
AGRGEEEEDD MIS TURNER. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is a sick impression
Me: eating cereal in bed with a double chin
Daz: you are looking sexy
Omg. I was doing something similar
I was sitting eating a bowl of pasta. Yes, just a plain bowl of pasta. with a double chin when he said it
You're pic completes that
Who defines sexy?
No one... so you ARE sexy
Same but me with a bagel lol
MEEEE
wait she said “he speaks good english “ then two seconds later “i never heard his voice”
hold up-
*illuminati* 🔽 👀
Why did they give this crazy delusional woman interview ? 😂😂😂
@@uchibauki2515 because people can't help but watch it!
You have a point
Uchiba Uki...Ratings and the fucks they give! 🤣
“How did you meet?”
“ShivermeTINDER”-
Lol I can’t with myself😭
2:24
“Oh what he was in the Navy?”
Her: “He was a pirate”
...”Close enough”
😂😂😂
Whitefang 73005 shoot thx for the correction haha
Lmao
Daz: You are all looking sexy as MMM.
Me: "pulls out uno reverse card"
bossmaster767 omg 😂😂😂😂 ur humor is amazing 😂😂
Ha my profile pic
Been called sexy today. Daz you know how to dazzle me
[Insert Daz laugh here]
Ahahah right when I saw this he laughed
Daz's laugh is iconic, tbh
Rhys Millington omg lol
@@revan8131 yess😂😂
@@loreleigerhardt1723 😂😂
Who lives under a pineapple under the sea.
Me: The sad divorced pirate who tried to murder his wife
CaptAin JaAAck
Its a tale as old as time
@@npc-333 Jack the Pirate
Women:*tries to divorce ghost*
Ghost:you will always remember this as the day you almost divorced captain jack sparrow
omg lmao😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This comment made my day 😂😂
Yes
𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳
Daz: You are all looking as sexy as-
*Me just sitting in my chair, finishing a subway sandwich most likely with mayo on my face*
Hahaha I'm eating a subway whilst watching as well.
Footlong or 6 inch?
Ha! I was also stuffing my face when he said that
Is it REALLY mayo
That's what she said
"Wheres the killer"
*"Hes behind you"*
"We need back up. She's gone insane"
So , we meet again mr trex
Tia-rex !!! *I AM SUUUBBBING TO EVERYONE*
*WHO SUUUBBBING BACK* 🔥👍😊
Vlog Music sub to me
@@mamacheesegrater1144 Well well well here we are, and its Miss actually😂
Daz: “Or come back as a person with a computer that WORKKSSSS”
Me: 😂😭😂😂
i died of laughter 🤣😂🤣😂
Who remembers this
Daddy I'm playing with my new friend
But we just moved in
*ball rolls in frame*
And we're moving
Generic VR TH-camr I loved that vine
Oh my god yesss
Generic VR TH-camr REDRUM REDRUM 🔴
i did not expect to get so many likes
Yassssss
Really upsets me that Daz missed the chance to say ‘Shiver me Tinder’ tbh
“Shiver me timbers”
Mister Fister Tinder is a hookup site
@@misterfister5810 Right...that was the inspiration for the joke...
Ha
i swear there’s always someone in the comments that doesn’t get the joke and instead of ruining it and leaving the comment to do its thing they have to correct lol
Daz: You are looking S E X Y
Me: REVERSE CARD YOU FABULOUS MAN
Lol
Reine Remi
Ah
The Uno Reverse Card Effect
Nice move 😏👍🏻
Uno!
Reine Remi Nice profile pic, my favorite game
@@dill..n don't you mean _outstanding move_ :3
the video: woman divorces ghost husband
daz: fAaAKeE eYeBrOwSssS
“You are all looking sexy as... MMMHHH”
Me, in my Subway uniform, eating chips and guac: “... thank you.”
“You are all looking sexy as... MMMHHH”
me, feeling like shit because my curves make it impossible to pass as anything other than a girl:
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ “thank you”
Colt San thanks
#Ialsowork@subway
phoebe doering I’m sure you’re a beautiful human being
nisa rojas thanks
He was a man of the sea
Daz: Oh so he was in the navy?
Her: Yeah, he was a pirate
Daz: o_O *close enough* 😂
Wife: **lights flicker**
Wife: oh that’s just my husband *lipsmack*
The fact that Daz still empathized with her at the end gives me the slightest amount of faith in humanity... i love you♥️♥️♥️
Her: "I've never heard physical voice"
Also her: "He speaks good English"
And still her: "He's a pirate and 300 years-"
Hm.....something seems off 🤔
WAY off
i said the same thing hahahaha
His body is easy off for a start
Interviewer= so as I understand jack was a man of the seas...
Daz= oh so he was in the navy.
Woman= yes he was a pirate...
Daz= well close enough!
🤣😂🤣😂
Mystery Singer love this comment
Mystery Singer ikr 🤣🤣
Daz - you are sexy
Looks In mirror of myself.
Me- I am sexy
Mirror- who told you that lie?
Kerri Brown *smash Mirror* You Son Of A Bitch!!
Lmao 😝 😂
Kerri Brown 😂😂
Next time on Daz games:
Daz: sir mirrorington we meet again
The mirror: you may have won last time but this time will be different
*5 seconds later*
Mirror: how?!?!
Daz: *picks up the pc*
(Low disk space notification pops up)
Mirror: nooooooooooo! *boom*
Me too
What I like abt daz is that while he sees the funny side of things he also sees the serious side and that’s important and it’s one of the reasons I respect him.
09:31 ”We’re glad it turned out well for you and Whatever”
09:36 ”When you look at your weddingpictures and Whatever”🤣🤣
10:00 ”And they’re not mental health problems?”
Danggg he savagee
Hej Då ME
Faaaaake eyebrow!!!!!!!!!!!
Her eyebrow lookin like Pride Rock.
I love this man
"AMON.
MY MAN."
I'm more dead than her husband.😂
Tip Creel HAHA I saw this right when it happened
*Divorced husband that she can't hear but speaks good English and can't see, but is a pirate*
@@loreleigerhardt1723 wtf same
Me: *just gets done crying for like an hour*
Daz: *shows up on recommended*
Me: 😌 the cure has come
Yes. Exactly me
No one:
Daz’s Computer : low disk space
Daz: I’m used to you by now
Hes gunna marry the low disk space
Windows update: hold my beer
Low disk space: I’m here Daz!
Daz: you’re nothing to me
Emsfol low disk space doesn’t get the credit she deserves
I read this as he said it lolol
He needs a hoodie with “LINDA. FIX THIS LOW DISK SPACE.” written across it then on the back there’s the disk space sign with the caption “Jokes on you”
Peaony温凯仪 he’s already don’t that leech already
That is Tie-dye
alexandra weaving oh...
Please make this a thing
Yeeessssssss. EVEYONE ONE LIKE HER COMMENT SO DAZ CAN SEE
Stranger things : I am the best show of all time
Billy season 2 : hold my beer
Billy is in stranger things LOL
(Ik its not the same Billy 😂)
Foxy_Draws _FNAF lmfao 🤣
Yes 🥳
zxsou YT True 😂
😂😂 love Billy, but stranger things will always have my heart♥️🤷♀️
I loved his Pirates of the Caribbean impressions they were perfect
Why is no one talking about how good that Captain Barboza impression was!?
YASSS
IKR
I thought his impression was of gibs?
If you close your eyes you'd know the difference.
Its everything
Her wedding pictures show that she actually married "The ghost of Captain Jack Sparrow"😂
“SHES been watching the pirates of the Caribbean and smoking something” -daz 2019
A whole year later and I’m still upset Daz didn’t say “shiver me tinders” in the pirate voice
Daz:
"Oh what, he was in the Navy?"
Pride rock lady:
"He was a pirate"
Pride rock lady 😂
@@thiccumss sorry what you’re probably 6 yourself mate
@@poppyw8753 Says a probably 5 year old.Mind your own business or is that another thing you can’t do?
@@thiccumss wow I can’t believe I’m actually arguing with a minor this is so fun
Wtf
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz's computer: *low disk space*
Daz: im used to you by now
*A few moments later*
Daz's computer : *low disk space*
Daz: *screams at the computer*
Christian Chimmy nice profile picture
@@jaydengladura880 oh why thank you😌😂❤
HEHEHEHEHEE I SEE YOU BTS ARMY LURKING AROUND TH-cam HEEHEHEEE I PURPLE YOU HAVE A AMAZING DAY OR NIGHT
Christian Chimmy you’re welcome.
Thats me.
Daz: "You are sexy."
Me: *on the toliet*
Also me: Okey. 😌
Woah
JazzyBean 😂
LMFAO ME TOO
I can just imagine like a cutout of himself with the camera sitting in a hole in the cutout, and that's why he said it.
I watched that bit as I was cleaning rabbit shit out of the pens at the pet shop I work at. I was just like...
“mhm thank you”
Title: I married a ghost
Me: the only ghost I’m marrying is the ghost from the chicken sandwich I had 2 mins ago
Woman .. my ghost husband tried to kill me !!
Me ... who you gunna call GHOSTBUSTERS
😂👻😂👻😂👻
I'm actually glad l found this comment 😂😂😂
Shhhhhh the ghostbusters might actually come😂
You mean ghostlayers
ARMY-ATINY-stantalents I’m surprised no one else put it tbf
“I don’t think Count Dracula ever sucked on an iPhone charger”
- Daz 2019
😂😂😂
Daddy I'm playing with my new friend
But we only just moved in
*ball rolls into frame*
And we're movingggg
👏👏😔rip vine
Clara Canny lol
@@erikkathomas4602 rip😭😭
@Isaac Rainbow copied? It's a fecking vine. And I know I'm not the only one who made this comment but I don't copy
@Isaac Rainbow go away ya bot
Me: in bed sick with greasy messy hair & bags under my eyes
Daz: you’re all looking sexy
Daz really missed the opportunity to say “shiver me tinders”
Arianna Lee 😂💀
I know right I was saying that in my head like I wish i was there to tell him 😂 😂
So true
Oml
Or Plundr
her: *has never seen him or heard him spoke*
also her: ‘he actually speaks very good english’
*speak
Right
Woman be looking like Mt Everest was printed onto her face
Carcino Genetisct her eyebrow be like _/\
Carcino Genetisct OMG I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT 🤣
HAJSHH BRO NAH
@@cookiecrumbs4236 do you mean, she be looking like she got hills for eyebrows....?
@@tina2252 army?
8:40 I was expecting him to say
'A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD'
"You all look sexy af"
*My little sister watching with me, cowering in fear: im u n d e r a g e d*
In
"Or just come back as someone else that has a computer that WORKS!"
Died 😂😂😂
Lucas Pereira I read this comment exactly as he said it 😂😂😂
“My point is that she’s been watching too much Pirates of the Caribbean... and smoking something” 😂😂😂
Nice profile picture ;)
0:31 I WAS GETTING DRESSED WHEN YOU SAID THAT LOL
Me: Watching video
Daz:”just come back as somebody who has a computer that WORKS!!1!”😂😂😂
Eye Brows- Arched
Husband- Nonexistencet
Pirates- of the Caribbean
Hotel- Trivago
From A Soon To Be A TH-cam Gamer Girl ❤
This comment is- bad
@@JR-xy6br Thank-You 🤣
spill it sis You’re- welcome
This comment speaks the truth *bows*
Meme- dead
Me- about to get roasted
People- roasting me
😅
*Is this the sequel to that woman who wanted to have a kid with her Ghost boyfriend??*
I was just thinking that!
TheEdgeLord THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-
Hehehe
Yeah I thought that was it 😂
I was thinking that too
10:45 he is such a good parent. I think he is the perfect father and Sara (idk if that is how she spells it) is so lucky to have him in her family (yes I know most parents are like that but whenever he talks about her you can just tell how much he cares about her!)
“If your gonna paint eyebrows on why make them look like pride rock”- this is now my new life motto
yes
It's the eyebrow of liiiifeee!!!
@Adrian Swafford something you live your life by like of your life motto is: never give up.
You will try not to give up on things through life.
Adrian Swafford nothin what’s the motto with you?
Lucy Foley Hakuna matata!!
“He spoke very good English...... I never heard him speak”
I’m so confused
Exactly what I thought
@@audreyvt3 Right?
Her: Never saw a physical form or heard a physical voice.
Also Her: He was a pirate and spoke good English.
And somehow she knows his name😂
0:31
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Daz: you are looking sexy as mmmm!!
FBI OPEN UP!
Your name. Your name is amazing.
BubbleGum DumbDumb, no problem. 😂
There is a rule of thumb that a parent should never have to burry their child. I used to be friends with a mother who lost all three of her sons of an overdose all at the same time. They were found together with empty pill bottles. Me and my mother haven’t seen her ever since then. I hope everyday that no one should ever have to go through anything like that.
*Divorced ghost husband that she can't hear but speaks good English and can't see, but is a pirate* VERY WELL DONE
The Ghost in the back of daz’s room during the vid: 👁👄👁 oh no
I actually died laughing at his outro.
Stay dazzling
ARRRRRRGGGG
“Omg did he try to possess her? That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase in a relationship when someone becomes possessive.”
😭😭😭
Daz’s daughter: leaves the tap on.
Daz: right we’re moving to Japan.
Daz: Konichiwa welcome back to Daz games for another Daz watches, my old security footage.
Daz: oh crap I moved for nothing. Linda get us a house in England! Yes I did make her move to Japan, she’s not getting away that easily.
Hehe 69
Lol
This is pretty accurate 😂
Gold 😹😹😹
1:51 "I think I'm used to you by now" thats worse then getting rejected. *OOF* 😂
Is it just me thinking. How will he sign the divorce papers?
Edit: thanks for all the likes :P
😂 definitely a one-sided marriage
Hahaha I also thought how are they even doing a divorce, if she went to a court with it after the judge died laughing he'd put her in the crazy house lol
In invisible ink
How to ruin a good comment,
"Edit: omg guys, thanks so much for the likes!!! ❤️👍☺️😘😂"
Plot twist: it’s a female ghost and the ghost is lesbian, then when she finds out the woman is homophobic she try’s to kill herons her cover is blown 😂
Herons???
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Daz: ♪Faaaaaake eyyebroowwwws♪
I heard "ghost pirate" and thought of the guy from spongebob
Blackbeard? Idk if that's his name-
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just gonna say that Daz complimenting his Dazzlers at the beginning of his videos is the most pure and amazing thing on this planet. Being called beautiful and sexy while in my pajamas, a towel on my head, and eating brownies is amazing. Thank you Daz!
"I just want to die, and that be it. Or come back as someone else- that has a computer that WOOORKS"
-Daz Black
🤣😭🤣
Wait, ghost pirate. The Flying Dutchman? Lol.
I'm the flying Dutchman!
YESSS 😂
Omg yess, potc fans unite lmao
I was thinking captain hook 🤣
Lmao
Who ya gonna call? THE DIVORCE LAWYER.
Karen come back I miss the kids
No
This reminds me of Scrubs
She's probably at the nearest store screaming for or at the manager.
*Me:( came back from work tired wearing sweatpants and a big ass shirt eating a Big Mac)*
*Daz: you look sexy*
me lol
hopekook 4life ANNIIOOOO ARMY ☺️💜
@@taekook2497 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ARMY
hopekook 4life ARMY💜FAMILY
@@taekook2497 ya lol
"How did u meet"
Daz: pirate bay
Me: at tortuga
Only pirate of the Caribbean fans will understand
lmao
Lol
XD
Barbosa: I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request
Elizabeth: wot
Barbosa: MeAnS nO
So much pirates of the Caribbean references😂😂 And I love it 😂
You forgot this line Daz " you should start believe in ghost stories Miss Turner YOU'RE IN ONE" 😂😂
her: he speaks good English
also her: *i've never heard his voice*
wait just a minu-
aestaethically_ pleasing qujia
He’s so amazing!! I love when he raises his voice and his banter is so so hysterical 🖤
"Don't think Dracula sucked on an IPhone charger."
Me: Denki
I love you man😂
Pika boi
rawrs in pikachu
⚡🤤👍👍
Best boiiiii
Oml- amazing.! Best boi :)
Me: *Sitting on toilet to pee*
Daz: “You are all looking sexy.”
Me: “Pervert!”
lol same
LMAO!!😂😂😂
Lmao.
tmi bro
PhenomenalPrincessxX BAHAHAHA IM DYING
Daz: (goes on rant about her eyebrows)
Daz 10mins later: I think she looks good
Her eyebrow is pointing to the North Star
I love how he talks about Jack Sparrow and then quotes Barbossa haha
THE “ARG" GOT ME I WAS EXPECTING THE “HAH!" You always brighten up my day thanks Daz 😂
Daz: you are all sexy
Daz’s fans being from the age of 9-20
FBI:🤨
Lmao
Toe Cruncher 9-20 or 30,, my mum adores him so
Nope. 20's here. Lol.
Toe Cruncher oml I’m 9
THIS IS THE FBI WHERE ARE YOU DAZ!?!?
me: *on instagram scrolling not aware of my headphone volume*
Daz: “HOWS IT GOING-“
me: OK DAMN 😂😂😂
Ashley VanDenHeuvel you got youtube premium 💀💀😂😂😭
Anusha Pathak my laptop and my phone in two different hands😂
Oh my gosh!! He did Barbossa perfectly!! 😂 I wish he said my absolute favorite POTC line of all in his voice!
"Ye best start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one!"
Ack! Gives me chills every time! Plus! That last second outro, gold! Just absolute gold! I love it!!
Me: This is the best impression of Captain Barbossa I've EVER heard!
Daz: *just laughs at self*
😂😂
*sees title*
Me: IF SHE CAN DIVORCE A GHOST HUSBAND, WHY CANT I FIND MYSELF A BOYFRIEND?!?!?? It’s not a lot to ask for lol
Flabbergasted Lolli SAMEEE
Flabbergasted Lolli I get you 😂
Many people rocking in that same boat as you, including... myself 😂👏🏻 lol
Look into your imaginatiooooonnn
Same
Her ex husband was a pirate & a vampire? Wow, she really left a man with two professions? Ungrateful!
Get you a man that loves blood and booty.
"....just come back as a someone else that has a computer that WORKS!" 😂😂😂😂