Nature lovers are gonna be rallying the streets now crying out "the trees did not consent! " and "protect trees rights!" or "silence means we do not want you to have sex with us for crying out loud! "
See, I'm a Pagan. I believe in Greek mythology. In my religeon, all of nature is made up of goddesses and nymphs, so I sincerely hope they asked the trees' consent.
3:32 "This bitch loves nature" *giggling* "Derek get your teeth ready" * more giggling* "You can have the man bun I'm having the spiritual bitch. Go" I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂
“This makes as much sense as someone reciting rap god whilst falling down an elevator shaft” Me: *falling down elevator shaft* “somethings wrong I can feel it”
Summa lumma dimma dumma you assuming I'm a human what I gotta to to get it through to you I'm super human...... Something about rubber and ricocheting...... Crowd is levitating.....I make elaviting music you make elevator music!
@@got12narow Let's all be honest that Daz is a really funny TH-camr to watch that would cheer us up, even when we don't think we do need something to laugh about
"Really experiencing the divine experience through our embodied experience" Translation: Hippie way of saying "Feeling the energy of the universe flow through us". Hippies are a bit of a different breed lol
when my husband and i were in florida there was a group of woman worshipping a palm tree on the beach so i guess this stuff does happen in florida 😂😂😅😅
10:15 - 10:19 I giggled with an 'aww c'mon' face and then you said 'I had to, alright?' Sometimes it truly feels like you're actually talking with the viewer lol
The rap god one made me trip down the staircase...it truly does sound like that🤣🤣🤣 No offense to the lovers of the song I love it too. The fast rap part is actually my ringtone.😂 And Daz yelling Linda! Is my message alert!!😋🤣
The question is Did anyone ask the trees if they are ok with this, being taken advantage of like that?
Nature lovers are gonna be rallying the streets now crying out "the trees did not consent! " and "protect trees rights!" or "silence means we do not want you to have sex with us for crying out loud! "
damn vegans
See, I'm a Pagan. I believe in Greek mythology. In my religeon, all of nature is made up of goddesses and nymphs, so I sincerely hope they asked the trees' consent.
Jessica Cavitch...That girl who got SAVE RAPED (CASSIDY BOONE) is pissed the fuck off for those trees! 😂
sometimes the trees just are asking for it anyways
Lorax: "I speak for the tree’s." *hand’s over restraining order*
I'm just reading the comments and this just....🤣
This is one of the funniest comments i’ve found so far🤣😂
Yes
That's genius omg
Lmao😂😂😂
The poor camera man behind the scenes trying not to laugh. Hope they get paid extra😂
Agree XD
Yeah I would have just started dying💀
This, plus my weird obsessions, and eating quirks. They have to keep quiet and zoom in. I couldn’t do it.
3:32 "This bitch loves nature" *giggling*
"Derek get your teeth ready"
* more giggling*
"You can have the man bun I'm having the spiritual bitch. Go"
I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂
I love this comment and this scene so much❤️
5:12
His laugh is what cracks me up😂
"Is there anything better than tea?"
Yeah, Daz, some disk space.
Emo Trash yessss 😂😂
Emo Trash oooooooo the shade
😂
....
Yes a really good book
i don't agree tea is life , but i liked anyway 😂
"the tree knows what's about to happen and is aroused"
-daz black 2019
Alligator hears that and is like ....TIME FOR A TEA PARTY !!!!😂
yesssssss!
LOOK ITS ME YOUR BEST FRIEND ELLIE!!!!!!!!
Where did all these likes come from?😂
Ellie Heart yayyyyy
Yo what’s up Beth! We were discussing this and acting it out so much at the time capsule 😂
"today thy shall wear manbun" that line killed me lol 😂
Yes
FR
Him: “my heart broke open”
Daz: “that’s cardiac arrest, I’d go to the doctor”
I’m dying 😭😭😭
So did the guy
Id go to the doctor
You should go to the dokter
I’d go to a to the doctor
Go to the doctor with the other guy 🤣😂
'recite rapgod while falling down an ellivator'
that made me laugh so hard
Haveueisiskkzjnavacbsgdbsusvxbsus
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BRO I read that right as he said it the fist time I watched lmao
Me too🤣🤣🤣crying
Recite it but it's just the aaaaaaaa before he actually starts to rap
Not to bw that guy but
Its "elevator"
Your singing at the beginning *"OHH I GOT MY TEA"* it was on POINT
Is that what people in England do?
@@linnaingoogle2367 Definitely lol
5:05 ✨dinner is ready ✨
“I just see things how they are………I just see a big ass tree!”
- Daz 2019
Daz is wonderful!
Crafty Potato true.
I saw ur comment just as I got to that part of the video
@@oliviacommitstaxfraud no
Bootiful speech. *Clap clap*
“This makes as much sense as someone reciting rap god whilst falling down an elevator shaft”
Me: *falling down elevator shaft* “somethings wrong I can feel it”
Mizuno Another vibes
I was wondering if you would bring that up.
This took me out 😂💀
Summa lumma dimma dumma you assuming I'm a human what I gotta to to get it through to you I'm super human...... Something about rubber and ricocheting...... Crowd is levitating.....I make elaviting music you make elevator music!
@@immarypoppinsyall7235 ahhhh this got me 😂😂😂😂
“That bell is gonna attract alligators” *rings bell* alligator; “diNners rEaDy”
I just heard that part lol right when I read it
Rawr XD
Your profile makes this funnier.
Omg the rap god falling down an elavator shaft legit killed me lmao
Samamannanamamsnsnnamansnananananahaagabava
I almost spit out my water, as Daz was pretending to be the alligators. Shit that was funny
I agree with you. I was laughing so hard XD
Frizzy 21 😂 ikr I literally screen recorded it so if I’m ever like feeling depressed I can just watch it 😂 😂
OMG SAME I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF! I ALMOST CHOKED OUT MY POP TART
And that scroll part.
*UNROLLS 'SCROLL'*
TODAY I SHALL WEAR
*THY MAN BUN!!!*
@@got12narow Let's all be honest that Daz is a really funny TH-camr to watch that would cheer us up, even when we don't think we do need something to laugh about
"People are smoking some herb we have yet to discover"
*snoopdog wants to know your location*
We at 69 likes though
Your*
He wants to know you are location
Peace& Hope that is what I was about to say
Peace& Hope grammar natzi
*Mother Nature has left the chat*
*Mother Nature feels violated*
*Mother Nature has called-*
*"FBI OPEN- NVM! YOU'RE ALREADY OUT!"*
Federal bureau of investigation please let us in
XD IM DED
800th like
💀
So we just gonna ignore how Daz just became a kpop singer for like 3 seconds😑😂
Time stamp: 7:58-8:01
True
Daz be bobbin
I dont know about kpop , but he did have a remarkably good voice
💀💀
It did kinda sound like an older kpop song lmao
Ftftftftft “TODAY THY SHALL WEAR MAN BUN”
Alligator: “ghdygvegdtge hairball”
Hairball? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
•Gacha-Pup Productions• I don’t even know tbh 😂😂😂
600th like... sorry I just thought you should know 😂😂
Ellie-Hope Suzanne ayyyyyy
@@clairenoble8366 haha! 😂😂😄
“Now we know why all the wild fires start, MAN BUN!!!!!”
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
can we low key just talk about daz is like a good singer😂
Finally someone mentioned it
I subbed to ur TH-cam channel
cassandra williams what
He has been in movies
Ikr
The world wouldn’t be the same without daz
Daz:"I am drinking tea"
Me:Well...ITS TIME FOR TEA PARTYY!!!
@Evelyn Delorie 😂🍵
SAME
👏Ooh👏spill 👏the👏 tea👏 *sister*👏
*”They got superglue on their backs”* 😂😂
" Of course he has a man bun. I expected nothing less."
I snorted😂
I thought dreadlocks
Taylar Seagle same
I wheezed and choked dude 😂😂✌️
“Is that arm band cutting off circulation to your BRAIN?!” 😂😂😂
I skipped back ten seconds because a family member made me miss a bit... And I just hear:
THY SHALL WEAR MAN-BUN!!! 😂🤣
Cartoonboy 77 lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollololololoool lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollolo lololololololkllolollololololololoolololololololilililoololololololololol lololololololkllolollolo
Lol 😂
Daz: "Is that armband cutting off the circulation to you brain?!"
Kids with loombands who wear 500 of them on their arm from 2015 :"Wait what?"
Loooool yes
Or Sillybands from 2009
You really had to call me out like that
This is my life.
I remember I couldn’t stop making those
“There’s something kinky about this tree.”
(Ad plays a Reese’s video with sexual music)
XD
ŋıƈƙყ ƙąɬ i love that ad
Haidy Bug
LOL
Daz: "Your not a hip.. WTF IS THAT". 😂😂. I love how he notices that the man bun dude has wolverine fingernails 🤣🤣
Daz: "you're not a hippie- what is that?!" *shows a sharp nail from the video*
Me: *chokes on my tea*
*laghs in american* i too choke on my tea called monster
@@stevee9092 lol I'm American too, I was drinking Chamomile tea
@@izukuhimiko6879 I-Izuku Himiko??
Daz: whats is sexual about a lake?
Me:i mean it’s pretty wet.
Ew
Coco 1234 shut up can he not make a joke
Coco 1234 it’s a joke get over it
@@Billy-sc9yk chilllll
People arguing:
Me: AM GAY
4:56 *"Today thy shall wear man bun"* XD that killed me
lmao 😂😂
@@elenaaaaa111 😂😂😂😂
8:29 my man found a bunch of river nymphs and took one home
Hippy dude : It's like my heart broke open
Daz : Isn't that cardiac arrest
Me : dead
Y, did you have a cardiac arrest?.... 😉
I hope the pun was intended 😂
This is how many times Daz brought up alligators
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Its 230 at the moment
387 now
516
Big Guy Little Girl 574
586
📜"Today thy shall wear man bun." 📜
Jamie Lockhart I read this exactly when it happened and your comment made it x10 better
@@clouds3002 😂
This should become a meme 😂
Also happy new year 1/1/21 00:31am
📜 today
📜 I shall
📜 die to
📜 crocodiles
📜 that try to sing rap god
I think my dad is in this cult 🤔
😂😂😂 Daz impersonating alligators 😍 he should 100% be a voice actor, he would be amazing
Daz: alligators...
Daz: ALLIGATORS
Daz: *ALLIGATORS*
Daz: *A L L I G A T O R S*
Daz: *S ꓤ O ꓕ Ɐ ꓨ I ꓶ ꓶ Ɐ*
How did you do that? Its cool🤔🙂
SROTAGILLA it sounds like a ancient name XD
HOW TF DO YOU DO THAT?
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Emily Musa its a ʇuoɟ some people use
Today...thy must wear man bun!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's some tastey sacred water human!😂😂😂😂😂
Qwen c tasty water sacred water human
Lmao I’m waiting for that part now
Nobody:
Daz: Why is the boyfriend holding an invisible light saber?
A yo bro good one
Please edit out the 2nd *is* I'm getting triggered.
Panda Notes true I didn’t know if I was reading it right but then I noticed the second is
Panda Notes happy? 😁
@@vangogh462 yes thank you ☺️
OOHH!
I got my tea!
When he saying that, it actually made sense. I could actually harmonize the whole thing. Ha ha, I love that!
"Ruining his mothers favourite handkerchief, thats for sure."
😂😂 Too awesome.
at 6:00 tho that sound..."samalomeghalomedlorsncksimdhhfanmd" going down the elevator chaft hahahahahhahahahahaha
*Shaft*
With the earth
*SHAFT*
Hayley Germain *I aM DiEiNg Rn*
*SHaFt*
8:56
“I had this experience come over me, where it was like my heart broke open”
*”That’s cardiac arrest.”*
😂 😂
Daz: no one gave you chocolate that actually happened to me a 40 yr old man gave me chocolate and got arrested. Daz:
Daz: whilst her boyfriend is holding an invisible lightsaber
Me: * spits out cereal *
Fantastic Esther idk if ur a boy or not but I’m eating cereal and it fell down my shirt 😂
Alyvia Orberson I’m a girl so riiippp Ik how that is
Fantastic Esther I’m a girl too! Lol this is random 😅
Man bun: I had these feeling where my heart broke open
Daz: that’s cardiac arrest
Lmaooo I’m dead😂😭
0:00 🎵Daz Ooh! I got my tea!🎵
You sing really well😊
Soph Girl yes indeed Daz does :)
9:47 Now look at Daz, surviving on a island for 2 weeks. I hope he's doing well (he's like 3 days in) and comes back ok
Daz: *talks about alligators*
Me (an Australian who has to deal with crocodiles when out bush): Hahahaha
Shinkami Kid and giant spiders and seagulls.
Yes a nother Aussie
I’m Floridian. There was 3 gators in the neighborhood lake. It was a very small lake.
T.K.Unicorn Im English so your either getting attacked by a antisocial squirrel or a fricking broke ass seagull who can’t afford his own food 😂
T.K.Unicorn same here
Normal Person when they get bitten by an alligator: Ow f***
Them: Nature is embracing us
I think they’d be saying more than “ow fuck”
i will just fix your sentence: Normal Person when they get bitten by an alligator: Ow Fuck
Them: Nature is embracing us
jntyftrftyfjhtyh vyhhgytrdrfghb ....it’s literally The exact same fucking thing 😂
@@roadto1kwith0videos52 i know, but i just uncensor things i find sometimes
Lol
"you're not a hip-
what the f*ck is that-"
this part got me dying xD-
Thanks, Daz. I was drinking my water at the 6:00 mark and almost choked! 😂😂
daz: “the only thing we have to worry about here in england is big seagulls.”
me, an australian: *”what does that feel like?”*
They attack your fish and chips
tru 😔
@@thomyorkereal RIP food
My Name Icy :(
@@annabellefrancescaa we will have revenge against the seagulls
Girl “when there’s an assembly of trees there like guardian or teachers”
Daz”Or it just grew”
Man: holds invisible lightsaber
Me: May the forest be with you
Oml😂
Omg I’m dead this made my day well night 😂😂😂🤣😆
This is what real poetry is.
Thank you for blessing my eyes. lol
And also with you
Daz: “Nature, something about trees”
Me: *laughing* “Yes, something about trees”
HOLD UP.
Has anyone ever thought about what the camera man is going through?
Haha frfr, I bet they cringed a whole lot 😂
you’re amazing
@@hatsunemiku8697 literally that's so sweet oml
omfg why
There is no camera man... 😲
As a Floridian I'm more concerned about the people living here than the wildlife
As a fellow Floridian I can agree, someone screwed an alligator at our local zoo
Anno Tate never heard that one before
@@tt-lk5dn Now I'm concerned about the alligator.
“Florida Man” anyone?
Yeah me too
imagine having a sexual relationship with nature, a fly lands on u and u moan
i mean u ant rong
HAAAAAHHHHAAAAA
I-
Bzzzzt
*”ÆOŒÜGH”*
DjelakskAKSOSKWOSOSPSLSKFMKOCOSKSKEODDO
"Really experiencing the divine experience through our embodied experience" Translation: Hippie way of saying "Feeling the energy of the universe flow through us". Hippies are a bit of a different breed lol
“I had this experience where my heart ripped open” Daz: that cardiac arest. Me: spits Gatorade everywhere
😂😂😂I was looking for this comment
For me it was my energy drink and choked on it monster burns if you inhale it😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
😭😭😂
@@ahuman4063 monster is the best 🤤
6:28 why daz doesn't do asmr 😂😂😂
marshy moo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dead
A death no one is prepared for:
When daz fixes his low disk space
never gonna happen
We salute
6:01 what my mom sounds like when she's yelling at me at 6am to get up for school😂
"sacred handkerchief" OH GOD I CAN'T BREATH
*Marion Mosby has entered the chat*
I’d go to the doctor XD
“My heart broke open”
“That’s cardiac arrest.. I’d go to doctor.”
its too late the alligators already got him
well no, if your heart breaks open that’s not cardiac arrest. that’s internal bleeding.
@@convergenceclown2386 that was a daz quote you should say that to daz
LOL IM DYING “today thy shall wear man bun” LOLOL
"they gave me chocolate"
that's not chocolate, that is alligator poop lol
Me: **Has enough tea to serve an army in multiple flavours**
Friend: I don’t like tea
Me:
“I was sitting on a bench and nearly go side swiped by an iguana, NatURe HaTes MeH!” That had me dying 😂😂
Me: *sips coke*
Daz: reciting rap god down an elevator shaft
Me: hmmm
Daz: hMKpSleSqnbXInznl
Me: *sprays coke everywhere*
Ikr😂😂
Same haha
this actually happened i got killed for it 😂😂
Bruh this comment was on the last Daz video I watched and it was a year ago
Sandwichguy270 Animations what
Daz's 'stroke' face LMAO 😂
Daz:"I am drinking tea"
Me:"Well...ITS TIME FOR TEA PARTYYYY!!
I live in the Florida in the middle of the woods by a swamp...
Thanks for reassuring death in my sleep
Oof same, our school is right bye the swamp/marsh
Jade Ardis Gaming my school is on a hill so you can see the Rockies and is next to the water park
I’m so sorry
Lol same friggin swamps
Shrek ? That you fam ?
Plz dont take offence , im not / wasnt sure if ur serious cuz i dont hear about many houses near swamps :)
Kayla Orchard it’s a small swamp, but yes I live near one lol, many people do in my area
"HONEY I FEEL SO HIGH ON LIFE RIGHT NOW"
"Ummm that's weed...."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the cereal, shits good af
1:13 I’m 2 years late, I live in Glasgow, and I wanna cry😭
Ik bro, I feel u 😞
daz: the person who gave me chocolate was a 40 year old man he got arrested
me: OH MY G-*BURST OUT LAUGHING*😂😂😂😂
Same
@@av9638 says the one with a lisa simpson wearing a red cap trying to be gangster on their profile picture.
@@av9638 if u have nothing nice to say then.... don't say it
"What's more scary? Sexual harassment of trees, or the fact I hate tea and coffee?"
》Like for tea and coffee
》Comment for trees
D.k Child root
Both
I love tea and sexually harassing trees is gross/disgusting!
Trees
D.k Child - Poor tree TvT
1:54 i love that when he falles on his chair 😂😂😂😂😂I'm diein here
Daz: “I can’t imagine people who don’t like tea”
Me: “I don’t like tea”😬😣
What the hell are you doing here then if you don't like tea?
(jk)
@@jordan_the_idiot3562 I really don’t know!
As long as you like coffee, it's fine to not like tea
There's no way you can't like either
when my husband and i were in florida there was a group of woman worshipping a palm tree on the beach so i guess this stuff does happen in florida 😂😂😅😅
Oh wow 😅😂
I live in florida- i have never seen that. Wow
Oh my god why do people do that 🤣😂😅
Meanwhile the rest of us continue to worship our screens like brainwashed puppets.
Completely normal. 🤔
@@loveitretrobevvo3270 says the one on TH-cam commenting on a daz video 🤨
Daz: They seem like a loving couple and they're not hurting anyone
Mother Nature: Dafuq you just say?! -triggered-
I mean they’re a cute couple, they be twinning with the buns (´⊙ω⊙`)
Daz: “There going outside and getting some of that vitamin D...”
Everyone watching: 😮😳🥴😂🤔
stop
😂
“I see things just as they are.....I just see big ass trees!!”
-Daz Black 2019
Daz: “she’s not a cat what are you doing?”
Me: *wheeze*
10:15 - 10:19
I giggled with an 'aww c'mon' face and then you said 'I had to, alright?'
Sometimes it truly feels like you're actually talking with the viewer lol
The alligator is gonna be another ongoing meme that leads to merch now innit 😂
I'd buy a Daz gator or Dazzlinggator 😀
there should be merch about an alligator with low disk space
that rap-god bit killed me! also you have made alligators actually interesting now 😂😎
As a Floridian I can confirm this is not a regular thing
Jazzy Corona don’t lie 😏
People in the UK must think we're all nutcases
@@trashpanda1999 anybody who lives anywhere outside of florida thinks we're nutcases
@@tinydumgirl true. Good thing I'm a South Carolinian lol
@@trashpanda1999 i'm unfortunately from florida bahahah
Daz: When I think about having sex up against a tree
*sips tea*
(Man strokes woman)
Daz: ‘she’s not a cat’
*IM SCREAMING*
Me: meow
"She's not a cat"
I've watched you for the past 6 years and you still make me laugh so hard to the point of tears
Me and Daz in harmony :
“THE COLD DOESNT BOTHER ME ANYWAY”
I have found my tribe🤣🤣
I couldnt resist singing it either
Daz:if I meet someone who doesn't like tea I just wanna
Me:
"someone trying to recite Rap God while falling down an elevator shaft."
"SSSSHAMAMALAMA Duma luma
The rap god one made me trip down the staircase...it truly does sound like that🤣🤣🤣
No offense to the lovers of the song
I love it too. The fast rap part is actually my ringtone.😂
And Daz yelling Linda! Is my message alert!!😋🤣